#I hate them too so I need answers
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dimandjuicybradfordchen · 23 days ago
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I want to hear more about Tim Bradford and his food aversions.
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captainrufflebanger · 8 days ago
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The Minthara thing... I'm so tired and sad, please hold my hand
There, there, anon, I will hold your hand.
My knowledge of bg3 is based wholly on whatever lesbian art my friends have shown me since the game came out BUT from what I do know about Minthara, I do not believe for a second that woman would have a child.
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SHE IS DRINKING AND SMOKING AND FUCKING!!! GOOD FOR HER.
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halcyon-deluxe · 2 months ago
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what do you value most in someone?
At *least* a 2x resistance to ground type attacks. My last partner died due to a 4x weakness to earthquake and it gave me SUCH an ick :/ likeeeee I haaaaate it when my partner gets one-shot by earthquake spammers. its such a turn off.
#LMAO but in all seriousness just someone who can match my energy.#I guess the short answer is patience. BUT also social compatibility.#i don't care if we have nothing in common#BUT i care immensely about our social chemistry.#I'm a pretty hefty home-body and my social battery dies pretty quickly unless I do a lot of mental prep before hand#so if you're the type of person that absolutely has to be talking all the time#or desperately needs to fill the silence we probably won't click#I'm very comfortable in silence and I'm also very okay with us doing our own thing in the same home#so if that makes your skin crawl we definitely won't work lol i am so introverted when I'm at home#i also really appreciate bluntness. if I'm pissing you off just be straight up about it.#OH i also value confidence. like sticking to your guns and loving who you are in spite of what other people think is so sexy and rad and ho#if you like something that i don't and still try to enjoy it despite my opinions i think that's really admirable#I've had too many friends / partners that would give up on things they liked because i didn't like it#and while i get the intention that type of thing just makes me feel bad#because you shouldn't be stopping on my account. do what you love and love what you do. who tf cares what i think of it if you like it?#like just because i hate taylor swift doesn't mean you gotta bottle up liking her ya know?#sorry i feel like this is a very broad question that doesn't have one individual answer in my mind lol#I'm very open minded when it comes to clicking with a partner#but i wanna learn about all your hobbies and interests even if i don't personally care for them.#like if its important to you its important to me#answered#ramblings
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ivanttakethis · 9 months ago
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Till has to have known Ivan had a crush on him right. He's not that oblivious. He didn't think Ivan was trying just to bro it out with him like bros do right. He didn't think they were just pals palling around. He didn't think that his very much straight friend Ivan was just asking for a kissy right.
I feel like this Alien Stage Friday post is going to come back to haunt us later
THIS ALIEN STAGE FRIDAY IS GONNA HAUNT ME FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!!!!1!!
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Honestly, I don’t know WHAT is rattling around in Till’s skull.
He may not know that Ivan likes him in the same way that he likes Mizi, but I hope he doesn’t think this is average bro behavior 💀
Kissing your guy friends isn’t just “guys being dudes” Till! That’s guys being gay!! (Or bisexual, at the very least)
And also, what the FUCK Ivan?!?
You think the guy who considered KISSING YOU as a BIRTHDAY PRESENT doesn’t care about you AT ALL????? 🤨
Till wasn’t in Anakt Garden chatting it up with fucking Acorn like “Yeah bro when’s your birthday? I’ll kiss you on the mouth as a gift, no tongue tho.” IT’S JUST YOU.
If any other guy even thought about asking Till to kiss them, he would probably punch their lights out. Actually, I’m surprised he didn’t punch YOUR lights out!!
But the fact that he didn’t means SOMETHING!!!
You think Till wouldn’t be TRAUMATIZED over you SACRIFICING YOURSELF FOR HIM after KISSING HIM LIKE YOU ASKED FOR YEARS AGO?????????? LIKE HE’S NOT GONNA REMEMBER THAT SHIT?????????
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widevibratobitch · 4 months ago
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Ok, drop your favourite characters and ships from the Three Musketeers, queen. <3
the answer is pretty simple actually <3
Aramis is my babygirl, my murder kitten, my favourite little princess, my rotten soldier, my sweet cheese... truly one of the characters of all time. to me. and he ages like fine wine - the older, the more cruel and ruthless and cunning and evil he gets, the better.
im a die-hard Athos/Aramis truther 🙏 i also adore the whole thing Aramis and Madame de Chevreuse have going on, especially their fucked up little divorce in the last book, it's insane and i'm obsessed with it. I do also think Aramis and d'Artagnan are long overdue for some quality hatesex sesh! and none of these are mutually exclusive, the opposite actually. basically i live for and breathe the entire d'Artagnan/Athos/Aramis/Marie drama. it's everything to me <333
#im also a huge fan of the weird psychosexual relationship he has with fouquet in the last book... did they fuck? idk! idc!#i think it would actually be more fucked up if they didnt so im gonna go with that lol#now i know its not a popular opinion but i dont buy the fan favourite porthos/aramis ship AT ALL im sorryyyyy#i just feel like aramis's relationship to athos is so so important to his character and it gets overlooked a lot#because of the easy schematic d'art/athos & aramis/porthos division. but it just doesnt really work for me#now i could talk about the relationship between aramis and d'artagnan for hours but i think one of the most important things#is that they both need to be absolutely psychosexually obsessed with athos and they both need to clock the other immediately.#i also think the aramis and porthos relationship is also very very important even if it's not romantic in nature#i actually think the ending they get hits harder if it isn't (and the ending with athos hits more if it is.#i will never be normal about their last scene together. it was written specifically to haunt me.)#BUT ALSO! i do like to think that they all fucked. i mean come on. dumas knew what he was doing.#as for other fav characters i have a strong love-hate relationship with d'artagnan lol#mordaunt and milady ofc 🙏 they should have been allowed to fucking kill them all <33#but aside from aramis my fav is actually marie aka mme de chevreuse. we dont get a lot of her in person but she's a fascinating character#especially being a woman in a dumas story. she's special. to me <33333 i still think she should have been allowed#to get aramis's head at the end. her salome swag would be INSANE 💖💅✨#the three musketeers#^^girl who said the answer is short and simple#oh i also adore constance!!! at the beginning ofc before dumas nerfs her into little more than tragic love interest for d'artagnan :(#montalais and malicorne too ofc 🙏 het couple of all time. to me.
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darabeatha · 2 months ago
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Valentines' personality test ! : 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐀𝐃𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐘, 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐋 𝐎𝐍𝐄. 𝐋.𝐔𝐂𝐈𝐅𝐄𝐑.
#;valentines test#;headcanons#headcanons#;dash games#dash games#;l.ucifer#'good listener' oh boy definitely-#he's like;; if you had a very very scandalmonger neighbor that glues his ear to ur wall to listen to all ur problems so ZAP!! he can-#slide in like the lil snake he is and offer his services to fix ur life! (aka depend on him and erode ur soul to give him more power) ahem#he is overprotective but in a selfish manner; everything about him is for him and his own benefits#he is 'protecting' you so you don't fall into 'falsehoods' (again this is convenient for him because he relies on humans needing him)#he is keeping you because he needs to suck the life out of u as if u were his own personal lil capri sun#because as he's been yeeted from heaven; he's lost a vast majority of his powers so even though he HATES humanity#he is cursed to have to rely on them in order to gain a minimum of the power he once held#which will never be what it once was and that drives him insane and frotting at the mouth#he does have a soothing voice! it's inviting; its warm; its comforting; its seductive; its tempting#it's like an enchantment; it lures you in#on a lighter note; i imagine u hold his hand and#suddenly u start feeling.... weak???#u look at ur reflection and realize HE'S BEEN SUCKING THE VITALITY OUT OF U#now u look liek that one dried spongebob spine#'why the frown? spill it. i am all ears' such a l.uci thing to say#doing this one for u l.alo; ur request has been answered yes#also he has harassed the cupid too and bullied it to give him treasures of humans#to which he will melt into garbage-looking pile of blob and consume it#ah yes..... suffering...
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callmeend · 3 months ago
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you guys don’t want hate anons
uhhh.. ranting in tags
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buwheal · 1 year ago
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Bro the askers treat spamton so much better on that askblog.
While over here we send him drawings of his joints and tell him "go puppet boy go!"
Honestly I love seeing the difference.
LOLLL they do… and maybe a little bit of that is my fault based on the ones i choose because im really picky with the ones i do answer (being nice to him, in this case) because there are SO many people who are trying to make him feel better, but ultimately they always bring up something or other to remind him of the shit he’s gone or is going through..
..Like,, “so you know how youre always failing and you’re uh… maybe alone with the (physical) things you’re going through? Yeah? Well ive failed too. Sometimes. Hope you feel better after i just reminded you!” Kind of stuff. Obviously im very much exaggerating what people say but YIPPPEESS its like they’re trying to get him to cry or something. I appreciate their efforts and how much the care but damn i dont think that they’re thinking about how that’d sound to him, especially since his immediate thought towards things like that is that its ingenuine.
I think less of Loki’s audience wants to see him suffer. A lot of mine do. LMAO. The difference /is/ funny.
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margindoodles2407 · 3 months ago
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i. wow. i am. so lonely
#ignore me please#margin rambles#i just. i feel like i'm babbling into the void and for once it's not answering back y'know?#and like. it's no one's fault. like please i am not trying to make anyone feel guilty#y'all are busy people with busy lives! i am not supposed to be the center of your priorities!! first and foremost take care of yourself!!#but. i don't know. i guess... okay i know it's the middle of january and everyone is busy with real-life stuff#but i miss over the summer and fall when everyone was here and we were just having a funky good time you know?#augh. i miss may. i miss evie. i miss jess and lingo and cheeto and all my friends who are busy doing things that are good for them!!!#and i feel so selfish like i expect everyone's worlds to revolve around me (which. they don't. i know they don't. i don't WANT them to)#and i hate making excuses for myself but i guess my whole life i've struggled with being jealous?#like i love my friends so much but i feel like i've always ended up getting too possessive of them and then having to fight that#and it's been a thing since i was like. little.#(my grade- and middle-school friends were wonderful people but i half wonder if our friendship is what made me like this#cause looking back i feel like i was always fighting to keep their attention. again i hate making excuses but also Know Thyself y'know?)#i guess that's what... okay well there's only really two or three examples of this being taken to the extreme#but i guess that's what draws me to characters like crosshair and anakin and to an unusual extent marcy wu from amphibia#cause like. i get that. i get that all-consuming jealousy and that need to keep your loved ones close no matter what#i think the difference is that i'm self-aware enough to know to fight that and let them breathe#*sigh* again. ignore me. i'm just... having thoughts on this fine sunday morning y'know?#alright that's enough introspection for now
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kanene-yaaay · 4 days ago
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as I get comfy in bed and ready to rest, I send you Jiang Cheng for the blorbo game and go to sleep with a smile knowing you will descend into insanity <3 <3
- @squeaky-n-blushy
I have NO idea why Tumblr is taking so much quality from the screenshot but I am on my pc so pls bear with my lack of knowledge.
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YOU KNEW EXACTLY WHAT U DID WHEN YOU CHOSE HIM I WAS GING TO SLEEP AND SPENT ONE HOUR INSTEAD THINKING ABOUT HIM
I only put 3 Fruity points because I don't actually think he was ever interested in anyone romantically but that list of the "Perfect Wife" of his is so ghjkjhygtfr bruh u don't want a woman pls just say it (/j) also infinitely funny that most of those characteristcs fits Lan Xichen we keep winning fr fr
Also I must say that I only put Little Meow Meow because he is just so freaking <3 pathetic little wet cat hissing and scratching everyone them wailing when that results in no pets </3 babe PLEASE let someone get close to you besides your nephew you created like a son PLEASE
Friend Shaped because I want to hug him and I would be oblitarated otherwise besides it would be great to be friend of a leader especially from yunmeng
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I see ur Sidekick Onwer and offer to you instead the Sidekick OWNED
Like I killed you. You are my family. You killed my family. It wasn't your fault. It was mine. It was theirs. What are you doing with them. I died for you. You brought me back. I hate you. I carry your weapon for 13 years. I hate you. I follow your traces and every hint of you. I can never escape you. I can never be you. I can not bear to let go. I can not ask for you to stay. You are the only one who remembers. I can't understand you. We used to talk without fighting. I used to understand you. You forced me to stay. I miss you. I miss you. I can not stop following you.
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I will never forget the very moment when we spend the entire story seeing Jiang Cheng as someone who just can't leave Wei Wuxian to have a single moment of peace, who was his best friend/future leader/brother/whatever and now is full of resentment and hate and keep finding and screaming and prodding at every bruise and yet in the most important fight takes a hit for him and reveals holding onto Chengqin for 13 entire years.
And then. AND THEN after he discovers Wei Wuxian gave him his core and therefore gave up from ever following the cultivation path again, we have that single moment, that single memory of Jiang Cheng attracting the Wen Soldiers away from him, being captured, tortured, losing his core and almost dying which was the biggest show of love and care that started the entire cycle of sacrifices and drove each other away.
The love was there. It made things worse but it was there.
That was the very moment everything else clicked and I knew that he was The Blorbo I would be obsessed with. Also is a parental figure so my fate was sealed from the evry beginning.
On a llighter note!!! I put more, less AND different romance because kijuygthyujikol how can he be listed as the 5th most derisable cultivator of his generation AND NEVER have a SINGLE one HINT of a partner <3 <3 <3 my bro has absolutely NO RIZZ and no desire to marry <3 <3 I think it would be super interesting to see anything romantic related to him
#I will answer the other ask as a prize to finishing my studies at night btw! <3#I foung once a gifset with them w the text of 'He is my brother and I need a shovel to love him' and I've never been the same since#In hated by all I put 4 points bcs of JL Fairy people from yunmeng and WWX :D)b#I would apologize for the amount of text but lokiytrffgui I love rambling about him what can I say <3 <3 <3 my beloved#Stupid as shit in everything that involves wwx and scary smart at <3 <3 everything else <3 like that one brought his sect back from literal#ASHES. he made a sect that has been destroyed in every way back to one of the four great sects#He raised his nephew to the point he mirrors his faults and his qualities in a world that he could not even visit him if he wanted#HE FIGHTS WITH A WHIP HE IS KNOWN TO FIGHT WITH AN ELETRIC WHIP!!!! EXTRA POINTS ALL THE POINTS FOR HIM!!!#No sex for him too btw <3 The fandom already takes care of it <3 Actually thinking better at this I actually want 1 (one) more sex for him#It will be incredibly funny that WEI WUXIAN died a virgin and he doesn't <3 <3 So many fight (/affectionate) would come for this <3#Besides wei wuxian going to the End of The Earth to discover WHO deflored his SHIDI. Without asking him?? Does they not know about respect?#Honor your elders??? And everything else???#JIANG CHENG? HIS JIANG CHENG? THAT JIANG CHENG?!?! Before him??? Lan Zhan are you seeing this shit Lan Zhan?!?!?!?!?#kanene being kanene#Kanene's askys#Asky Game#THANK YOU SO MUCH SQUEAKY DEAR <3 <3 <3#I used ur ask as a prize for finishing part of my project#Squeaky-n-Blushy is precious
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lulu2992 · 12 days ago
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deerest-deer · 6 months ago
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thinking really hard about logging into my old tumblr acc after being gone for like a year and a half cause i stumbled upon a post that led me to my old mutuals and i teared up a lil </3 but also i feel so ashamed i left without saying a word to anyone aaaa
#like i genuinely feel so bad for simply disappearing from people's lives :c#i used to talk to some of them daily and like even had plans to see one of them on holiday to another country?? like that level of close#and then well my mental health went to shit i took a semester off uni and disappeared from my irl friends' lives too for a good 6 months#some of my mutuals had my ig and we followed each other but i also haven't really been there much since dissappearing last year so#but i just snooped into some of their accounts and seeeing what they're up to made me want to talk to them sooo bad#everyone was so cool and kind and i miss them so much it's just i feel so guilty and also don't even know if i'm able to mantain constant#contact and conversations with people now. like it's been even hard for me to stay in touch with my irl friends aaa#why must my brain hate me so much and not let me socialize !! i used to be such an extroverted person what the fuck happened!!#i know some of them messaged me worried and i felt so guilty for not responding but i saw those dms when i was very much deppressed#so i never answered and now i feel like it's too late GOD!!#anyways at least it was nice snooping and seeing how they're doing i genuinely wish them only good things they're fucking great#maybe i just need to suck it up and just go back and talk to people again but i get so overwhelmed just thinking about it!!#okay it's like 4 am i'm posting this and maybe deleting it in the morning sorry for the rant i just am feeling a lot !!
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youjustcannotknow · 2 months ago
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the weight of the world has crushed me flat on this fine afternoon
#that is extremely fucking dramatic of me to say. it's not. that bad. I guess. I don't know#I've had intermittent FMLA protected leave at work. for a while. and I found out that it actually ended on January 1st#so I've been taking leave for two literal months without job protections. and payroll and/or hr didn't let me know?#you'd think if someone keeps using FMLA leave on their time sheets. you should check their FMLA status. I don't know.#I don't know if that was on them or on me. in any case. I emailed them and I guess we'll fucking see.#ALSO! there's layoffs happening! the good thing is. I would just get bumped down to my original position. which. would be a pay cut.#but that's better than just. not. having a job. idk.#everything is happening so much. I'm having a (sort of) panic attack in another room. just put up my meeting sign at my desk#having a meeting with myself! haha. I want to die#my therapist is the one who does my FMLA paperwork. he can fix it. but. I have to start seeing him again regularly. and man. I don't know.#I don't know. there's too much. which is all the more reason to see him. but like. I don't know.#wish I could scream in here but I fear they might call me an ambulance or something in response. lmao#I'm stuck in that trapped feeling again. it's always bad on Mondays bc I have to answer phones on Mondays#which means I have to stay at my desk all day. in case the phone rings.#but now it's... all of it. being conscious feels like being trapped right now. and I can't even like. have emotions?#like I feel like crying and I think it would be helpful to cry right now but something is stopping that from happening and I hate that.#so trapped in myself that I can't even cry? god. how do people deal with stress normally?? I want to.. idk#I want to hide somewhere. run away and hide forever. disintegrate into ash and blow away.#anyway. fucking dramatic. as always.#will delete later probably. I just needed to be dramatic for a minute.#hand on my stupid heart.#(decided to put this back on my blog bc I've had plenty of breakdowns on Tumblr so why should this one get hidden lmao)
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ourceliumnetwork · 3 months ago
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me, the symptoms experiencer, experiencing symptoms: wow gee i wonder what the fuck is happening right now i have no context for why i could possibly feel bad, surely i'm not experiencing symptoms. me, when i figure out it's the symptoms:
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#gif warning#medical stuff#man getting labled as a hypochondriac at a formative age (any) was a hell of a kick to the balls#i don't even have those#and yet#me when i've been told all my symptoms can't be real and that i was makign it up for attention so i started just not talking about them#even though in private without anyone around i was still experiencing the symptoms i decided i just Wasn't#because why would my parents be wrong about that - they loved me right?#so if something was concerning they'd be worried if it was a real thing - i wasn't making it up but maybe i was#no one should have taught my father the term psychosomatic#he's the reason it's had to go up on the shelf#mom flat out telling me it was impossible that [redacted] because i was quote ''too young'' for it to be happening#so now i'm old and it's a Real Big Fucking Deal I guess#i'm experiencing the flare/crash i was anticipating and - thank fuck - my brain isn't going down the tubes with it#which is a fucking miracle because this is the lead up to my period and *normally* that's when the PMDD hits real fucking bad#but in a stroke of luck (???) my body decided it was just going to smash itself into the ground Krillin-style#and as i lay here in the crater of my own body's making i'm just like. well at least i don't want to die#which is truly the most throwing thing of everything actually#anyway....#got hEDS put on my medical file for reals though so like#that's in there#that exists#also the look of HORROR on the nurse tech's face when i showed how much distance my hips spread *every month* for my period#i'm LITERALLY going into labor monthly and i've been doing that since i was 11#no fucking WONDER my body has collapsed out from under me if we even just go by that fucking metric like godDAMN#ugh anyway.... i'm. this was NOT the stuff i wanted to focus on this year for personal growth and healing but we're doing it now i guess!#fuck! goddamn! piss in a cup#i have also... failed to do the task i was meant to today and technically there's still time but it's uh. i. i'm gonna need to ask for help#and i HATE asking for help especiallywhen i need it most#another thing my parents have to answer for when they greet whatever judge they find at the end of their lives
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goldensunset · 3 months ago
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was forced in a class today to like reflect upon myself and my past and my future for two and a half hours. babe. please don’t do that. do i have to do that every wednesday evening for five weeks. i am not capable of living my own life and existing as a person in the real world without imploding
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