#I hate bill cipher btw—

[spirited-splashes]

Sea otter

[cultofcipher]

Bill Cipher thoughts (BoB Spoilers Ahead)

I'm really sitting on how Bill's displayed so much of himself indirectly in the BoB. How during the Love section he denies having exes, marking them out. How said exes show up SEVERAL times scratched out or are regarded with this bitterness of someone who did NOT do the breaking up part. Bill got dumped. Every time. And is desperately trying to bury his feelings.

And that's something I think the Book of Bill really highlights in a way. The fact that Bill has feelings. That deep down he's a broken triangle. It's all over the book's writing. Him pointing out how to use denial and rationalization and other bad coping mechanisms to basically ignore and lie to himself (and show us how to do it) and basically convince himself that he is as heartless as he tries to be. Him avoiding his exes. The tone he uses and the avoidance really giving the "I don't handle breakups well and I'm still petty about it". Him constantly telling himself that he's fine. He's not fine. Him crying over Ford leaving and getting wasted. Him being bitter about the henchmaniacs not calling. His regret over what happened to his world. His loneliness. GOD his loneliness. His self-hatred. His scathing remark about definitely NOT having some tragic backstory that humanizes him and how he's not an "I can fix him case". Calling himself a monster. His longing for home. The "Last one breathing". The "I tried to change the past". The "my hands shaking, as I realized I could never undo the". The "until there was no one left but me, covered in blood, alone in the universe". The goddamn "I don't want to die alone" Valentine's card. The last few pages. Just, the last few pages. That isolation, his pained "I'M FINE". The almost sad plea for someone to let him out.

Bill cares. He's fucked up, unstable, violent. But he does care about people he gets along with and he feels understand him. For every "I'm just playing the bit" and using people with nice gestures, I think a fraction of that is somewhat genuine. And he hates it. He hates his own vulnerability. He hates his lack of apathy. He's denying himself his own emotions constantly under so many layers of distractions, eldritch horrors, and repression. He can't think about home, about failure, about how every relationship he's ever had, platonically or otherwise, ended. And it wasn't on his terms.

Him talking about/to his mom when he's drunk. How his mom called him Billy as a kid. How his home life sounded simple. How Bill as an individual is anything BUT simple. And how his drunken state holds such fondness for that simplicity, yet it was suffocating. How he would've broken free eventually, inevitably, because he knew that's who he was. It's his nature. He was destined for more.

How it cost him everything.

How he's constantly chasing insanity like it's a drug. Like he needs the power trip to stay high. To not think too hard. To drown out his emotions and his self-reflections and everything he hates about himself.

How in Gravity Falls he still tried to get Ford to side with him after everything, cause that was his vulnerability showing, for the slightest glimpse of a moment. Cause he doesn't want to do it alone. Him reaching out to the reader in his book, because he doesn't want to do it alone. Can't do it alone. Even when he eventually betrays that person, I think him offering Ford that cushy spot alongside his henchmaniacs makes me think that yeah, Bill actually would've upheld his end of the deal.

He thinks he wants multiversal domination. He thinks Weirdmageddon is his Magnum Oppus. His purpose. But he's so lost. If he ever does get what he wants, he won't know what to do with himself. He'll be faced with the "Now what?". He'll hit the end of the road and realize how unsatisfying it is. How this isn't what he wanted.

How lonely it is to be God.

I think the Axolotl sees that in Bill. It's why he doesn't try to destroy him or attack him or anything. He sees that inner self of Bill. Sees him for what he really is. Someone who needs a LOT of therapy, a true, honest to goodness friend or partner in his life, and maybe a more sustainable life purpose or hobby. He has so much potential and in a way his pursuit of power, rather than being an actualization of his abilities, is a waste of them, because it gets him nowhere.

And he needs help, even if he doesn't think he does. He's a depressed alcoholic frat boy trying to drown his misery in a way that hurts and kills worlds. He's a girlfailure, a bisexual/pansexual disaster (he's at LEAST canonically bisexual or at MOST canonically pan cause this guy has dated both ways).

Bill's book is so incredibly amazing for what it is. All the lies, all the unrealiable narrator parts of Bill's facades and flaws and him being himself and all of his genuine thoughts and feelings bleeding through the lines and showing themselves but only in a way that you can really understand if you understand him and can tell when he's lying and when he's not. To see the real parts of him, and everything else. This book was perfect, and it was perfectly imperfectly him. This truly is Bill's book. It's so him in such a raw and genuine yet dishonest way. I'm gonna cherish this damn book forever.

[dandeleon]

urapocere 💙❄️

-> fan mv i based this heavily off of + english translation <-

->my adipocere animation<-

[squidflavoredsoup]

guess who’s sick

n not the cool sick i mean actually sick

i am NOT doing good LETS SEE IF I END UP IN THE HOSPITAL AGAIN YEAHHHH💪💪💪💪 they love me

ANYWAYYYYY jokes uhhh here’s bill n my billsona

next part of roomie cipher should be coming out maybe tomorrow btw

also like don’t listen to me i’m like running on 0 hours of sleep i’m LOSINGGG ITTTT

[jthegayfruit]

Merry Christmas

Here's your obligatory mistletoe drawing staged by the matchmaker herself

Ignore why the bow has more effort into it I like making things shiny

[lunamoonxy]

ummm hey remember every single drawing i made before this? well don't, i hate them. pretend this is my first post

anyway i love doing dead trends

[kristiliqua]

its off center i want to dye (have fun finding the hidden morse code)

[cdam10]

Damn...

"Stanford didn't mind being a bit agressive this time."

I just made this, be kind, I explain myself more pretty in writing 😭😭😭 Ford is being a bitch man, he just wants his muse being in the wall oml

[cat0901h3]

HELLO FELLOW BEINGS OF PLANET 🌍 IT IS I, NOT BILL CIPHER, BUT CAT0901H3, AKA CAT09LIVES AKA WANNABE ROADKILL. I AM SO TOTALLY LEGITIMATELY AND LEGALLY NOT BEING POSSESSED BY THE AALL MIGHTY EUCLIDIAN GOD AFTER READING THE BOOK OF BILL. IM JUST QUIRKY AND GOT TRANS-DIMENSIONAL JAUNDICE.

[mariesbee]

he's coming to get u ⚠️⚠️⚠️

[bvttercvp-l0ver]

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY 😭

[ciphercalamitiez]

i want to know who was the person who said bill cipher’s musical voice would be bo burnham because i want to personally thank them and punch them at the same exact time for engraving that into my mind.

[bobosbillionsknives]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! THIS ISNT FAAAAIIIRRRR !!!!!!!!!!! LIFE. ISNT. FAAAAAAAAIIIIIRRRRRR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

These are all so beautiful. Looks like some prototypes that never got past this point.

Sobbing at the only full Milly figure I've ever seen.

[tea-plantz]

your bill hcs were so good and got me thinking... what about yandere bill w/ a reader whos in a relationship already with ford?? i love your work btw!!!

Oooh this is such an interesting request! Thank you so much for submitting this, I absolutely LOVE writing stuff like this!

He/him for Bill

They/them for the reader

<Yandere Bill Cipher x reader who’s in a relationship with Ford Pines>

When Bill found out that you were already with somebody, he was devastated, moreover, when he found out that the other person was Ford, he completely lost it. You were supposed to be HIS and HIS ALONE!!

Homeboy was oozing with jealousy fr.

The triangle couldn’t grasp how you could fall for someone like Ford! I mean, it’s Ford for gods sake!

He probably stalked the two of you while you were out on dates, all while angrily muttering to himself and sending an unknowing Ford death stares. (Bill punching the air rn)

At first he debated on just killing Ford and getting it all over with, that’s usually the easiest way to solve problems, but then he realized that if he did that, you would most definitely hate him.

He couldn’t risk that happening and he knew it, Bill isn’t a dumb guy, y’know. Therefore, he decided on the second best option: To threaten Ford instead.

Bill waited until the timing was just right, before appearing right in front of Ford himself in one of his most terrifying forms. (Like when he’s all red and big and stuff)

“Cipher?! What do you want? Haven’t you already tormented me and my family enough?!” “Ford Pines, my good pal! I’m not here to cause any harm old man, I’m just here to reclaim something that’s MINE buddy” “What? Something of yours? I have no idea what you’re talking about Cipher!” “A precious little s/o of yours say’s otherwise!”

Once Ford realized what Bill was talking about, he panicked. Y/n? Why did Bill want you? No! He can’t let that demon have you! Who knows what the hell that psycho had in mind?!

Now, the outcome of this conversation was mostly just Ford becoming way more protective over you, and Bill failing to claim you as his.

So when that didn’t work, he resorted to plan B: pursuing you.

“Hey, sugar tits (pls someone stop me) why be with that old sack of meat, when you could be with a real charm devil *wink wink* (with ultimate rizz)

The dorito tried every trick in the book to win you over without causing any harm as to not scare you, but when you still stayed with Ford after everything, he finally snapped.

You were his and ONLY his, that’s the way it is supposed to be, and if you can’t accept that, he will just have to make you realize how much better than Ford he is, resulting in some pretty traumatic scenes for you, but not to worry! Your new boyfriend is here to make it all okay… he can treat you better then Ford, better than anybody for that matter, and he was going to prove it.

Look at him, such a silly little thing

[cipherjuice-bioexorist]

ITSSSSS SHOWTIME-!!

NAMES CIPHER-JUICE! BUT PLEASE, CALL ME JUICE! or beetle. for some reason we just- started calling me beetle.

Multiverse's NUMBER ONE!!! BIOEXORIST!!

Gotta problem with the living? JUST SAY MY NAME 3 TIMES! OR DRAW MY WHEEL!

technically, i aint a bill, so DONT CALL ME ONE!.

Basic backstory: juice always had issues. As a child he caused problems for the fun of it. Not only that, he could see beyond the 2nd dimension, he could see the stars, the favorite that he saw being Betelgeuse.. after the destruction of his home, leaving it as nothing but ash, billy is left alone. As he grew older and dropped the first name, he learned he was pretty damn good at getting rid of the living. He's not quite alive, but he's not quite dead, and he's haunted by his past mistakes. He knows what he's done. And he avoids it by being a major P.O.S! and oh man does this guy got DRAMA! Current story: after one too many job FUMBLES, He decides to lay low in a dimension. little does he know, that dimension was housing his old pal @imthebestcharacter618. Juice plays it cool and pretends like he hasn't been gone for years. pretends he and steve hadn't... well, you know. @imbackbilly HATES our man beetle, and is also salty that beetle is his daughter's favorite <3. after a argument with steve, and both sides apologizing, saying words that they.. didnt say before, Steve moves in with beetle! its just like old times. they both missed this, missed each other. but its completely platonic guys! they both swear it! beetle is just uh- a little 'sick', ya know? can a ghost get sick? Wow! Get a load of THIS GUY! finally he's dating Steve! Only took us a few trillion years! They ain't perfect, far from it, but their happy. Steve makes Beetle want to be a better man and Beetle makes Steve feel.. safe.

Fun facts about him:

🪲 Based on the Beetlejuice cartoon, with influences from the movies!

🪲 calls everyone toots or Babes, no matter your gender. WILL call you it more if he knows it bothers you

🪲 he doesn't have a set universe! Kinda just floats around, pay check to pay check

🪲 a bigger scam than Stan/j

🪲 will flirt with any and all fords. He finds it funny to make em fluster or piss them off

🪲 breaks the 4th wall for fun. He knows what you are btw.

🪲 doesn't TECHNICALLY have his own Ford. He did have a Ford he made a deal with before that Ford basically locked his ass out of that dimension.

🪲 do not let him into any kitchen it will be gone when he's done

🪲 not evil, not good either. He's just here to fuck around and have a damn good laugh.

🪲 his existence was the fault of a fever dream and @the-triangle-witch/hj

Quick rules 🐦‍⬛💊

-no nsfw. Self explanatory. Flirting and sex jokes are fine tho

-no hate speech.

-bully the character not the mod

-respect the pottery

-have fun

-respect the pottery

warnings: this blog might have triggering topics such as but not limited to;

intense paranoia/panic attacks

childhood trauma

possible cptsd?

so. much. arguing.

unresolved emotional conflicts

low self esteem

Abuse

and plenty of self loathing!

[love-godapproves-ships]

BillDip ( Bill Cipher x Dipper Pines [Gravity Falls] Bill says in his book that he's basically a preteen, btw)

THE LOVE GOD SEES THROUGH YOUR SHIT. DISAPPROVED TIMES A MILLION. mainly cause i used to be a billdip shipper when i was like 6 and i HATE IT SO BAD NOW WHAT THE FUUUUCK