#I hate Verizon

[mr-rogers-blood-stained-sweater]

Anybody else find the funny recursive loop in verizons password reset? I forgot my account password so i go to reset it, there are 2 options number one opens the verizon app (which i am logged out of!) To verify (doesnt work asks me to sign in) and the other option IS TO GET IT FUCKING MAILED TO ME?!?!?!

Go fuck yourself verizon, piss stain company.

[sniff-sniff-sniff]

I JUST SAW CHARLIE IN A VERIZON AD WAHT THE FUCK

WHY CHARLIE VERIZON SUCKS

[bulbagarden]

what did he do wrong answers ONLY

[ladychandraofthemoone]

HAPPY 35TH ANNIVERSARY SHINING TIME STATION 🚂✨☁️💨🎉🎊🎂

(the conductor family is in the background just facepalming he’s fine btw😅😅)

[shenzi-hemlock]

I cannot even begin to stress how much you should never get Verizon for home wifi, I have the show I am watching paused, my husband’s computer is getting wifi, and my phone is also. So like three things currently are using wifi. And I cannot even load an internet speed test on my phone to check how dog water our connection is at the moment.

And it’s been like this from the start. We’re paying for 300 mbs right now and can’t get a fraction of that on our best days. I cannot wait to call another provider tomorrow and get them to come out here.

[obstinaterixatrix]

ok. bills

[wickedhawtwexler]

i wish that corporations were people so that i could beat them to death with my bare hands

[starlightkun]

finally had to buy a new phone 🤢🤢 spending money 🤢🤢🤢

[wiressmiled]

phones are shut off , parents say it'll probably be three weeks at least before we get them back bc bills & money are so tight so uh ... yeah 🙃🙃🙃

[kaufannw]

edamimi

I hate my life and I wanna die I ain't got no iPhone My heart is breakin', thinkin' suicide I ain't got no iPhone

Like a boat capsizin' No hope on the horizon Got a two-year contract, And I'm stuck on Verizon!

I got no iPhone I got no iPhone I got no iPhone I got no iPhone I got no iPhone I got no iPhone I got no iPhone I got no iPhone

I hate my life and I wanna die (I got no iPhone) It's 2009 people. And everyone should have an iPhone. (I got no iPhone) (My heart is breakin', thinkin' suicide) (I got no iPhone) Aww I got no iPhone.

[homokiwi]

while i am so pro public domain i think ads should be banned from that. i am going to kill everyone who's written an ad about phones to the tune of carol of the bells.

[origami10]

Moral of the story is do not reset your iphone settings under any circumstances including broke. Phoen. DON't DO IT

[ladysophiebeckett]

oh they’re mad bc the new neighbors are…too jolly?? can lacey make another princess movie I can’t do this.

[dreamerinsilico]

I finally got a smartphone that actually works and I’m totally --

still aggressively not joining the mobile age.  Fuck that.  I installed Discord STRICTLY to make it easier to send pictures to people.  Still not doing Tumblr mobile. Nope, nope, nope.

[acitybythelightunited]

Mmmmmk… then do something about it instead of complaining about it on the internet accomplishing nothing but making clickbait companies rich over it trending. I’m getting really tired of this Hamas/Palestine spam from pornbots. Stop getting rich off people’s suffering and donate every fucking penny of that to aid the refugees over there you scumbag fucks. The only thing worse than wars are the soulless money bags that brand #blueandyellow everywhere for a year then leave the Ukraine in the dust when they find a new cash cow to exploit. A place that has been in 7 wars since the Holocaust that will never cease to stop fighting over religious territory and revenue over a super natural being they can’t even prove exists that murders and rapes children with their cultish buildings all over the planet. How about you stop fighting over a God that doesn’t even exist. We’re all just scientific matter no one understands the origin of. But God sure as Hell wouldn’t let priests molest and bury 6,000 children alive along Canada’s border if he even existed so shut the fuck up and just start being decent human beings. Start with that. And fuck billionaires. You greedy motherfuckers suck up all the world’s economic systems and then wonder where all your consumers went when they die of financial constraint YOU created for the whole globe with your greed. We don’t need a pissing contest to a trillion dollars, we need affordable living and vacations with the money you’re ciphoning up by inflating cost of living higher than minimum wage increase so that it changes nothing but poor people’s financial leashes and not your continual profits. Ban increasing cost of living and that will solve like 80% of the world’s problems. The point of raising wages to create comfortable living for ordinary citizens. We don’t care if you can’t afford 15 exotic cars instead of 12 while the working class ends up on the street over one missed paycheck. Fuck off. 🖕🏽

"Murdering 14,000 children is not 'Self-Defense'"

Poster spotted in Boston, Massachusetts

[nexus-nebulae]

why are phones made to treat people like children now. i spent a thousand dollars on this damn thing. let me choose my own settings goddammit