#I hate Twisty

[lemonxlimee]

My gay idiot children

[creativewhizkid]

guys i NEED to draw adam and lute they're both peak character design like omg i love them

[twistytwine]

Went in the Bar.bie tag out of curiosity bc it’s trending, looked at the notes of the posts bc the convos are interesting, found an account that reblogged a post relating to Oscar nominees and proceeded to call the OP slurs and a pussy for using “POC” because it’s “a flowery word that turns colored people into fairytale angels”?????? (I’m a POC myself and huh???)

Turns out they’re also reblogging other Bar.bie positive related posts and ranting about how it was a shit movie and the OPs are stupid for liking it?????

[bewilderingbog]

"let people enjoy things" "let people dislike things" yes i agree

but you CAN👏NOT👏DISLIKE👏 MARIO👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[abc-mulan]

I think some of the cleaning videos I see on facebook and instagram are a little ridiculous, but they have made me want a new mop

[trashmammal-7]

Digitized a completely 100% accurate self portrait.

I'm not super happy with the results but I don't feel like working on it anymore.

[maddy-ferguson]

once you see the single nancy vision you really can't unsee it

[monty-glasses-roxy]

The more I wonder this Pizzaplex the less and less it makes any god damn sense

[dip-the-stick]

shaking crying throwing up live laugh love

[vivalasthedas]

i enter my mid thirties this year and body decided it's gonna make me sleep in a position i don't like or else suffer with lower back pain

[creativewhizkid]

man i hate being a sensitive bitch so much

[transgaysex]

i dont like my production class nor the teacher

[encountersltd]

jan 2022

citrus the twisty!!!

[transingthoseformers]

Ohh, so we're going through the whole process of how Getaway planned and started it all

[chemicaljacketslut]

just got literally so panicked THINKING about driving. i don’t even have to drive anywhere this weekend i was literally just thinking about what driving on an unfamiliar road is like and almost started hyperventilating

[holybibly]

Today's unholy thoughts, bunnies 🐰

Let's talk about Seonghwa as a trophy househusband who is neglected both sexually and in terms of love and who is perhaps overly attracted to the best friend of his wife's daughter.

Seonghwa is gentle, sensual, and too needy for the constant praise and adulation he doesn't get. He has big, shining eyes, plump, soft lips, a velvety voice, and a completely unhealthy obsession with the pretty best friend of his 'daughter'. 

He knows it's wrong, or a small part of his knows it, but the way you look at him lovingly and the sweetness of your voice as you praise him, saying what a wonderful househusband he is and how well he keeps such a big house perfectly clean, makes his thoughts go in another direction. 

Seonghwa wants to hear you praise him while his beautiful, gentle face is buried in your little pink pussy and his tongue slides expertly between the soft, moist folds. And Seonghwa knows exactly how pink your cunt is because he has a couple of naughty photos of you that he took while you were sleeping. 

You had a habit of sleeping in nothing but a silk top and panties. The way the thin lace gathered between your labia, giving him a glimpse of your naked, sweet pussy, was too tempting for him to hold back his desires. 

He would never be able to say it openly, but he might have licked you between your legs while you were in Morpheus's sweet embrace, so ready and available for him. And now he can't help but think of how heavenly you taste on his tongue every time he looks at you. 

Seonghwa may only be thinking it, but he feels that you've been staring at him for too long, so he tries to dress as beautifully as possible and as suggestively as possible. 

On purpose, he wears transparent blouses so that you can see his hard, dark pink nipples and trousers that are too tight to show off his long legs and magnificent ass to perfection. He even paints his lips with your favourite gloss and deliberately licks them with his tongue, so you can't take your eyes off him for more than a second. 

He may look a little desperate when he invites you to sit on his lap during a family trip out on the town. Of course, it's all completely unintentional. There are just not enough seats in the car; he doesn't know how to drive; his "daughter" gets sick; and Seonghwa didn't intentionally pack things in the car in such a way that you have nowhere to sit except on his lap.

But most importantly, Seonghwa chooses the track perfectly—twisty, terribly long, with a broken road. And who else but him will hold you tight when the car jumps at the next pit. 

Seonghwa also knows that you hate trousers and shorts, so you always wear those unaffordable short skirts and slutty little thongs that don't stop him from discreetly touching you the way he wants. Maybe he accidentally forgot to button his jeans, or maybe he did it on purpose so that the wet, swollen head of his dick would rub against your tender ass throughout the trip.

Seonghwa is just too sensitive and needy to intentionally drool on your shoulder from this tiny stimulation and moan pitifully into your ear when his cock accidentally slips between your ass cheeks.

He apologises shyly, crumpling a long sweater in his hands, and says that he didn't mean to do it, that it happened by accident, and that he's incredibly ashamed of it. He receives a reply from you: "It's okay, Seonghwa, I understand. It can happen to anyone." 

And the way his name rolls off your tongue makes him come almost immediately without any touching.

It may get painfully icky to feel constantly aroused around you, but he can't help but imagine you riding his cock while his mouth sucks on your pretty tits when he happens to see you masturbating in the bath. 

Oh God, the way your cunt embraces the thick pink dildo, squeezing and stretching around the silicone toy, brings him to his knees. He would give absolutely everything just to fill your cunt with his cock, and he could swear that he would stretch you out much better than that stupid toy. 

Most likely, Seonghwa is going crazy waking up to the ghostly feeling of your lips wrapped around his leaking, throbbing cock because he is sure this will never happen in reality. 

Or maybe you just got tired of his ingratiating wet looks and decided to force him into action by waking him up with a blowjob while your girlfriend and her mother went shopping for breakfast, leaving you alone with the sweet and gentle Seonghwa. 

And the sight of his back arching and his soft, sensual mouth parting with a soft moan as his thick cum pours into your mouth is much sweeter for you than any pancakes for breakfast.