#I hate Elijah Volkov

[nonbinarytoast]

Meeting between Kayne, Elijah Volkov, and Helen. A tea party. You see my vision.

[stanpinessecretlover]

I've come to make an announcement.

Elijah Volkov is a BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER!

He ate all my fucking Worms!

That's right he took his white little teeth out.

And he ate my fucking Worms!

And he said my worms were

This good

And I said that's disgusting

So I'm making a callout post on my Tumblr dot com

Elijah Volkov

You have horrifying teeth

They're as white as calcite but way brighter

And you know what??

Here's what my teeth look like

That's right baby

No whitening strips, no Invisalign

Look at that it looks like natural yellowing and healthy gums

[cyberniix]

You need love, you need one, you need him.

(closeups under cut)

[2econd2ight2eeing]

hi this trend is kind of irrelevant now amd someones probably already done this hut motivation hit me like a truck so heres elijah dyinf in a gluetrap

[clock0fmeantime]

who fw vampire rowan and werewolf elijah?

[damiandie]

Crusty elephant guy

A doodle! I hate him sm I refuse to draw his face all the way :3

[the-crim-rat]

shitty photo bc i’m too lazy to take another one but oh em gee camp here and there reference

[thevoiceofdesertbluffs]

"I can hear the devil speak, "Won't you run away with me?"" - Devil Speak, Machine Girl

[chntfessions]

I ship Sydney and Elijah.

Specifically, I had an ex like Jedidiah, who cared for me but never spoke to me, avoided me, and didn't give me any form of affection, even when we were dating. Throughout the whole thing, I craved someone like Elijah who would swoop in and save me from the depression this person was causing me.

I get the issues with the ship, I'm not blind. But I think Sydney deserves someone who would worship him (minus the whole, pyre thing)

i take up several issues with this but im not even gonna bother to elaborate on them all because i just woke up and im not gonna start discourse. just know i understand where you are coming from to a degree but disagree with you COMPLETELY 🎀

[snake--bones]

Silly drawing of the man I hate most :3

[eyezdrawz]

He is our prophet

He is our savior

Follow him

(This is Elijah volkov, I know, I drew him really strange but I hope y'all like it)

[nonbinarytoast]

If you know Camp here and there, could you draw Elijah falling down the stairs?

Idiot little bitch man

[stanpinessecretlover]

One has to wonder, has the elephant man heard of washing his hands? He was a nurse after all, specifically my nurse... Is that why I'm so diseased perhaps? Did he even wear gloves? Maybe HEs diseased because he doesn't brush his teeth? One can only wonder

[theclosetedskeleton]

ELIJAH VOLKOV HATERS RISE ✊✊✊✊

[mrnaku]

I want him <3

[the-speyeral]

"Come, my dear, dance with me"