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hey don't kill yourself there are so many vegetables you haven't sautéed yet

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me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington

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Tis the season where All is Bright

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Just saw on Quora a guy asking if Poland was more German or Russian and every reply was a Polish guy detailing the ways they wanted to kill him

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officecore

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you guys made luigi mangione trend for days and I need to see the same energy for brianna boston. she is a 43 year old mother of three who ended a phone call with blue cross blue shield (after being denied a claim) “delay deny depose, you people are next” and is now being held under a 100,000$ bond and could face FIFTEEN years of prison if charged. she has no weapons, her record is clean, and yet she is being held behind bars. they are afraid of the public and are trying to subdue. do not let them!!!! be outraged that our freedom of speech is being threatened!!!!! deny defend depose! free brianna boston!

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what is this, some kinda persona? FIVE?

anyway i couldn’t stop thinking abt them and really wanted to draw them… they mean so much to me.

also they all made out after this canon real not clickbait

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to think i could get my daily protein intake from a mere 1300 teaspoons of cayenne pepper

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RGAGSHRHSH THANK YOU THANK YOU BITES YOU SHAKES YOU AROUND LIKE A CHEWTOY KILLS YOU WITH MY MIND AGAHSHFHDHDHHXHUFJDAJD

I don’t normally post this much but I’ve been drawing a lot recently, this is @the-crim-rat ‘s OC Aelius. He’s very scrunkly

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i survived a tuesday, and for what? wednesday? disgusting.

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Wendell my beloved…

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FLOYD

(and wenbell @the-crim-rat)

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they are ocs for the silly world in my head :D wendell is one of my main cast members and he’s a silly goofy therapist, floyd is a writer and theyre kinda in a situationship. but oh boy is there so much lore between the both of them,,,

they actually met at a bar, the both of them being very drunk because they may or may not have alcohol problems. regardless, floyd vents out to wendell, and wendell is like. yo dude im a therapist. here’s my card. and when they got sober again floyd just decided why the hell not the two started hanging out. the losers

also wendell is a whole ass god and floyd has so much shit going on with him but YEAH that’s the run down of how they met. wendell is a silly flamboyant man and floyd is trying to blow him up with his mind. they’re in love. they hate each other. they’re meant for each other. they’re just some silly goofy guys

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ASKING ABOUT THEM!!!

the kiss

my oc wendell (guy in red) and my friend @porcelain-fiend guy floyd!! they are just some good pals aren’t they

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the kiss

my oc wendell (guy in red) and my friend @porcelain-fiend guy floyd!! they are just some good pals aren’t they

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Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush same as us and that thief over there. 

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i hate that "that that" is grammatically correct. why is english the joke language

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Being obsessed with your own ocs is so so good for you i seriously can't recommend it enough