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tumblr is glitching and everytime i try to watch a video on here it keeps closing the video and showing me this skull genuinely think something is trying to hurt me

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i believe in the inherent goodness of people

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2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.

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you have no idea how much it pains me that I can't watch goncharov. I want to watch this movie so bad it makes me look stupid.

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hawk's eyes

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Goncharov (1973) dir. Martin Scorsese

“The greatest mafia movie (n)ever made.”

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fuck y'all!!!!!

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Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

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you may notice i use the phrase "my beloved" frequently. this is because i am in love with the world and everything in it. hope this clears things up <3

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Goncharov (1973)

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if your weird enough with the homies you can break all boundaries of platonic/romantic love and make a third, more evil thing

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why would you like media that is good if you can like media that is bad instead and pace around your room like an insane person thinking about What If It Was Good

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what america needs right now is an even older candidate, and though i have forgotten my name and age i am excited to throw my twisted, spirally hat into the ring

vote Evil Wizard / Whispering Obelisk 2024!

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mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter