#I guess we call them gf harries now

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What the fuck? He’s in London. How is he planning to give her that flower? And he’s not in some stupid romcom. He’s not picking flowers and thinking about her. Oh my god. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[avatar-anna]

i’ve been thinking about hockeyrry lately and then i see this…. now all i can think about is hockeyrry having an argument with yn and having to do promo after a game, when all he really wants to do is find his gf and make up with cuddles and kisses :(((

this turned out to be a lot longer and not the short/cute little blurb i initially planned. enjoy more shenanigans from hockey harry and skater reader!

Hockey player! Harry x Figure Skater! Reader

"So, Harry, what are your thoughts on the team's performance tonight?"

You watched the screen in front of you begrudgingly, sticking your spoon in your bowl of ice cream and eating it, perhaps a little too aggressively. But you didn't change the channel, not wanting to miss a moment of Harry on camera, no matter how much he drove you crazy sometimes.

The fight had been brief, but arguments were something you and Harry were rather good at, and this one was no different. Harry ended up leaving for his game in a huff as you rolled your eyes at his back, and even though you were more than slightly pissed off, you sat down to watch his game on TV anyway.

His team won, but barely. Harry's mind was clearly elsewhere—he took more penalties than necessary and even more checks against the boards, each slam of his body against the plexiglass making you tense up. He clearly had been in two places at once, and for that, you felt guilty. Your argument wasn't inconsequential, and you intended to finish it less intensely when he came home, but now that you'd simmered a bit you regretted fighting with Harry right before he left, as it clearly affected his performance on the ice tonight.

"Obviously, we didn't play our best," Harry said into the interviewer's microphone. "I'm certainly disappointed in myself. In more ways than one."

His poor eyes were tired, bags hanging beneath them, his nose red and irritated. And his voice was hoarse too, unlike the way it normally was when he first woke up in the morning. From that to his pale skin, you could've sworn Harry had gotten sick in the few hours he'd been gone.

"How do you unwind after a game that was tough both physically and mentally like tonight?"

Harry rubbed a tired hand over his entire face. He was polite, but you could tell a post-game interview was the last place he wanted to be. "Erm, just go home. Rest, meditate, I guess."

"Meditate? You meditate? Can you walk us through that process?"

"Uh..." You watched Harry visibly deflate on camera but stay where he was. With a sniffle, he continued. "There's not much to it. Just measured breathing, peace and quiet, and going to bed early."

"Well, we won't keep you from your post-game meditation, Harry. Just one last question!"

You watched the interview wrap up and the sports channel switch over to a broadcast of a different game. Waiting for him to come home, you began to prepare for bed. You set out Harry's softest sweats and favorite crew neck, put new essential oils in the diffuser by his bed, and a new box of tissues along with a steaming mug of tea. You were almost positive he was sick, and when Harry was sick...he became something of a little baby. But he was your baby to take care of, even if you had just been arguing a few hours ago.

A little while later, the lock clicked and the sound of shuffling feet echoed through the apartment. A cough and a sniffle followed, and you could already picture his curls flopping against Harry's forehead clumsily as he rubbed his hand against his nose, the green of his eyes bright against tired redness.

"Y/n?" he called. "I'm sorry about our fight earlier. I know we left things on a sour note, but can we press pause on it for now and pick it up on it in a few days? I'm not feeling—"

"It's fine, H," you said, appearing from your bedroom. Your eyes softened as you took in his rumpled suit, the jacket slung over his arm in a heap. "Why didn't you tell me you were coming down with something?"

Harry shrugged. "I didn't know I was. It was just a little throat scratch when I left here, and then—"

He stopped to cough, and you could see him wince as if it hurt his chest. Taking the jacket and duffle bag off his shoulder, you set it down and took his hand, squeezing it as the coughing fit ended. You pulled him down the hall toward your bedroom, ignoring his questions and protests until they stopped when you finally reached the threshold.

"What's all this?" Harry asked, hooded eyes sleepily scanning everything you'd set up.

"Change. Lie down. I'll bring dinner in a few minutes."

"For me?" he said, a little smirk stretching across his face. "You never cook."

"Don't get too excited, it's canned soup," you said, feeling flustered beneath his stare all of a sudden.

You did things for Harry, of course you did. Was it a bad thing that he seemed surprised that you wanted to take care of him? A few years ago, sure, but things were different now. It was only occasionally now that you found him irritating. He was only teasing you, and honestly, you would've done the same if the roles were reversed.

Leaving Harry to change, you got started on heating up his soup. He probably should've had something more substantial than soup from a can, but you hadn't completely ruled out him having the flu yet and wanted to air on the side of caution.

Once everything was set—hot soup, a cup of tea, and some medicine all arranged on a tray—you brought it to the bedroom and set it on Harry's lap. He smiled tiredly at you, mumbling his thanks before digging in. You watched him eat, unsure of what else you should do in the meantime. Harry had asked when he came home to press pause on the argument you'd had before his game, but now you didn't know what to say, argument or otherwise. You wondered if the silence between you and him was only awkward in your mind and not his, or if he was merely hiding his frustration from earlier with you while you doted on him. You didn't want to pick up where the two of you had left off before his game, but it didn't seem right to leave things unfinished, unresolved. Harry certainly didn't seem to notice or betray his own emotions as he sipped on his tea and sniffled between bites of his dinner.

"I'll get you some more blankets."

Before he could respond, you were off the bed, shuffling down the hallway toward the closet where the extra linens were kept.

You felt like you had to keep busy. You told Harry the argument was forgotten, but you couldn't help but feel as though there were words left unspoken between the two of you. And perhaps part of you felt guilty too. The argument started out as a heated discussion, but you let your temper get the best of you, so instead of getting to the bottom of things, you ended up yelling and taunting and refusing to listen. Harry hadn't been a saint in any of it either, you both had a competitive streak, and that extended to disagreements. But this was different. You were so caught up in your frustration you didn't even notice your boyfriend was sick.

Shaking your head, you grabbed the extra blankets and went back into the bedroom.

Not saying a word, you took the tray and set it on the nightstand on Harry's side of the bed. You wrapped him up with more blankets, piling them on until only his face peeked through. Harry grinned at you, his nose and cheeks rosy and eyes only slightly drooping from fatigue. You ignored him, making sure he was properly wrapped before pressing a hand to his forehead to check for fever.

"You're fussing," Harry said, his voice only slightly teasing. "You never fuss."

"Shut up," you muttered, turning around on your heel and taking the tray out of the room.

"Don't be long!" he called, and you could practically feel the grin as you walked away.

Harry was right, of course. You were fussing. Perhaps you were trying to make up for the things you said earlier, for picking a fight with him when you knew he had to leave for his game, though that had been precisely the problem.

Proud didn't even begin to cover how you felt regarding his career. Harry worked so hard, had come so far in such a short period. In what felt like a quick few years, he had become a superstar on the ice, taking the NHL by storm and absolutely dominating his competition. Harry deserved every bit of praise from reporters and journalists, every standing ovation from adoring fans, every interaction from young hockey players who looked up to him. No one deserved it more than Harry, but the bigger he became, the more famous he got, it seemed as though he had less and less time for you.

You knew that being in a relationship with him wouldn't be a walk in the park, you were familiar with the traveling and the long seasons and everything else that came with being in a semi-long distance relationship with an athlete. You and Harry had been together since college, you'd done it and survived it, but this...this was completely different.

The minor leagues were manageable. Harry had a busier schedule than he did in school, but the two of you made it work. When he made it to the NHL, you realized that busy didn't even begin to cover it. Press conferences before games, interviews after games, sponsorship deals, longer seasons, charity games, international tournaments—all of it was one big whirlwind that hit your relationship before you could blink. And you would've been able to withstand all of it if you could see him just a little bit more.

That had been the crux of your argument. You hadn't planned on fighting with Harry about it while he was on his way out to get to the arena, but he'd mentioned being home late to do a couple extra interviews, and you just couldn't hold it in anymore.

Returning to your bedroom, you started getting ready for bed. A freshly washed face, brushed teeth, and one of Harry's old university sweatshirts later, and you were sliding into your side, back facing Harry. You could feel him, feel the heat of all those blankets you'd wrapped around him. But you could feel the heavy weight of his stare too, as if he was wordlessly trying to get you to turn around.

"I'm sensing this is some form of punishment," he said. His voice didn't sound as scratchy as it had been when he came home, which you took as a good sign.

"What is?" you asked.

"You wrapping me like a burrito. I can't hold you like this."

You smiled, the image of him frowning down at the plethora of blankets you swaddled him in appearing in your mind.

"You were shivering."

"Was I? I can't recall," Harry said. "I feel like I'm in a furnace now, though."

"That's good. Your fever probably broke."

"You know, as much as I love talking to the back of your lovely head, I'd appreciate it a lot more if I could talk to your even lovelier face."

Taking your time, you rolled over, making sure he saw the amusement on your face. The grin on his own merely brightened, and you hoped he didn't notice you blush.

"Flattery won't get you out of those blankets, Styles," you finally said.

"No, but maybe it'll get you in them with me, soon-to-be-Styles."

Your hand went reflexively to your left hand to fiddle with your engagement ring. You hadn't had it long, but fiddling with it quickly became a habit you intended to keep. The proposal had been a surprise, but it felt right at the same time, as if without really needing to say it, you and Harry were both ready to take that next step. And you couldn't lie, Harry had done an immaculate job with the ring even though you'd never really mentioned what you might be interested in. It was emerald cut, a classic in your opinion, but a light green sapphire instead of a diamond in the middle. "I don't know, you mentioned something about blood diamonds a few months ago and thought you might appreciate something different," Harry had said by way of explanation.

You used to find it annoying—frustrating, even—how much Harry seemed to know you, but the night he proposed—at home after spending a whole afternoon together that he'd planned from start to finish—you thought he was nothing short of perfect.

"Are we okay?" you asked out of the blue, though not really. Thinking about the proposal, the wedding, made you realize that maybe you shouldn't go to bed with an unresolved argument with your fiance.

Harry sighed. "I hope so. I'm sorry. I should've realized how lonely you've been lately. I know this...lifestyle...isn't always the easiest to live with."

You shook your head. "I shouldn't have unloaded on you right before you left. I know how important it is to have a clear head before a game."

"You're important to me, Y/n," he said. Harry struggled for a moment as he tried to free an arm from his blanket cocoon, muttering to himself about your hidden talent for blanket wrapping. You let out a watery laugh as you watched him struggle, then helped him peel the blankets back until he was entirely free. Sitting up, Harry pulled you to him, his hand cupping your cheek. "Now, where were we?"

"Allegedly, I'm important to you," you said, the corner of your mouth tipping up.

"Glad you're in higher spirits," Harry murmured, his thumb grazing your cheekbone. His eyes flitted over your face as if he could read everything you weren't saying, and you were sure he did. He had a knack for that kind of thing. "I should know how much time I've been taking away from you. From us. I'm sorry."

"I know you don't have much control over your game schedule, but I just feel like never see you anymore. I just want—I just want more time with you, that's all. I'm sorry it came out the way it did."

Harry shook his head, used to your tendency to hold your feelings in until they barreled out of you. It was something you were working on, you were only thankful Harry stuck around long enough until you figured it out.

"I know you are. I'm glad you told me, though. Or yelled it at me."

Face flushing, you said, "Sorry. I'm...working on it."

"I know," Harry said, chuckling as he kissed your cheek. "But I don't mind. I love fighting with you."

"I'm so glad," you mumbled.

Laying Harry back down across the bed, you wrapped your arms around him. You kissed his cheek and his neck, his skin warm but not feverish. The skin of his cheek was soft against your lips, making you nuzzle your nose deeper into him. Your legs tangled with his as Harry nestled deeper into your arms. Easing up just a little, you leaned back enough to run a hand through his hair, making sure your nails scratched against his scalp the way he liked it.

"Mm. This is almost better than makeup sex," he murmured.

Leaning forward, you nipped at the shell of Harry's ear. "I'll keep that in mind."

"Hey. I said almost."

You chuckled quietly in his ear before placing another little kiss to his temple. Nudging him with his nose one more time, you said, "Maybe after the playoff season is over, we can go somewhere. Somewhere warm. Maybe even tropical. You can take some time off once the season is officially over, right?"

"I do love seeing you in a bikini—Ow! What? You want me to lie?" Harry said, crying out when you pinched his side.

"You're such a guy sometimes, I swear," you grumbled.

Harry's face split into a grin, and you could feel it as you kept nuzzling his cheek. "So I find my fiance attractive. Since when is that a crime?"

"Someone's feeling better all of a sudden." You began to untangle yourself from Harry, but he held you in place. When you tried to wriggle away from him, he held you in place, wrapping around you like moss on a limb until he had you pinned to the mattress.

"Don't act like you don't like it," he said. "Or that you don't think the same things about me."

"Aren't you sick? Go to sleep!" you said, trying not to smile as he began to kiss you all over just like you'd been doing to him.

"Admit it or you're not getting a vacation," he taunted, his kisses along your neck becoming longer, more languid.

Oh, I'll be getting my vacation, you thought. Whether you played into Harry's hands tonight or not, you knew you had him wrapped around your finger.

When Harry raised his head and his gaze finally met yours, you raised a single brow. "Oh, don't give me that look, princess. I don't scare that easily, you know that," he said, though when your brow arched just a little bit higher, he sighed and pressed one last kiss to your forehead. "Fine then. I guess I'll just have to live with the fact that I find you more attractive than you do me."

"Oh brother," you groaned as you leaned across Harry to turn the lamp on his nightstand off.

Harry's only response was a very pointed sniff into the dark, which made you roll your eyes.

It was quiet as the both of you settled down. It was clear Harry expended the little energy he had, as the sniffles and coughs came back a few minutes after you turned the lights off. Shuffling back over to him, you snuck a hand under his shirt and began running it gently up and down his back. Once again carding your other hand through his hair, you felt him relax a little.

You exhaled deeply, settling in close to Harry and cuddling into the warmth of his body. "Get some rest, H," you murmured, your hand still moving steadily along his back.

You stayed awake until Harry's breaths evened and slowed as he began to snore softly. Your own eyes began to droop, comforted by your fiance's closeness and the resolution you'd been seeking since he'd stormed out of the house earlier today.

It could be worse, you supposed. Of all the people in the world to argue with, you were happy Harry was the one. If this was the outcome every time—minus Harry's illness, of course—you couldn't help but look forward to the rest of your life with him.

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New South Park season will most likely be dropping during election season and this is what I think is gonna happen except I know that none of this actually will happen so really this is what I would do if I was in charge of writing the season.

Obviously this season is gonna have a major focus on the election and will likely be serialized; however, seeing how poorly that went for South Park the last time they were airing regular episodes during an election year in 2016 they have to completely shift gears in order to make this work.

Obviously there's gonna be a plotline following

Mr Garrison and some of the other adults but guess what:

1. That's exactly what they did in 2016 that caused them to have one of their worst rated seasons.

2. I personally don't care about the adults so they are not included in this pitch

So what I think should happen is that the election is paralleled and told via a student body election. Sure, let Mr Garrison and the adults have their real election, but keep it super light and unserious. Something like "About Last Night." (12.12), which is the best election episode and in my opinion, one of their best episodes which it manages to be without focusing on the kids too much or even Randy or any of the main adults.

Anyways, the overarching plot follows Cartman and Wendy's battle for student body president with Cartman of course parodying Trump and Wendy parodying Kamala because everytime I see stuff about Trump talking about Kamala specifically him claiming that she's too afraid to debate him-it reminds me of “The Breast Cancer Show Ever" (12.09) and Cartman and Wendy's fight in that.

Butters would 100% be RFK Jr. and lowkey have his own thing going on where he slowly goes nuts.

Kyle is, as he always is, very vocally anti-Cartman and he is the one to start calling out Cartman as being "weird" which makes

Carman soooo upset and paralleling the real world, Wendy sees this and picks Kyle to be her running mate.

Ok so we've got:

• Cartman as Donald Trump

• Wendy as Kamala Harris

• Butters as RFK Jr.

• Kyle as Tim Walz

Now you’re gonna have to hear me out on this one…

Stan as JD Vance

HEAR ME OUT. Stan gets jealous because he thought Wendy might pick him to be her running mate and feels like his best friend is stealing his gf and his gf is stealing his best friend and there is underlying subtext there but it’s never actually acknowledged. Anyways, in a “Follow That Egg” (09.10)-esque plotline, we see what we should have seen in Snow Day and Stan betrays Kyle and Wendy to side with Cartman. But also because he acted rash and only did it out of revenge, he’s totally in over his head and is an idiot onstage saying nonsense and Cartman slowly regrets his decision, in tandem with the real JD Vance. This way, all of the main 6 characters play important student body election roles except Kenny but when have the writers literally ever given a shit about Kenny?

Kenny shows up a few times as a background character or maybe somehow gets involved with the real US election or is just fully dead for another season.

So who wins?

Because it’s South Park and they can do this, whoever actually wins the election is who wins the student body election, so if it’s the republicans Stan and Cartman win and if it’s the Democrats, Kyle and Wendy wins.

But in the end the true adult election plotline and the student body president election are intertwined and Mr Garrison does some sort of “I learned something today”-esque speech about his boyfriend, and no matter what, Stan goes and apologizes to Kyle and Wendy and regardless of who wins, everyone declares that Cartman is weird.

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Harry Styles x Fem!Reader: Second Chance

Prompt: Apply to be foreign exchange student & you tell longtime bff Harry Styles about it! He however is drunk when you call cuz he broke up with his gf. You like him as more than a friend, but he doesn't know. You go over to help and start mumbling nonsense talking about how there is somebody for everybody. He realizes you're talking about yourself and and makes fun of you. You leave hurt. You leave for your semester abroad and don't talk at all. When you arrive home, Harry is there and is happy :) He confesses that you were always there for him and he didn't realize it. He was afraid to contact you because he thought you were mad at him.

Y/N = Your Name

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When my professors mentioned a possible semester abroad, I was giddy with excitement. I loved to travel and this was the perfect opportunity for it. Not to mention, college was something that I really enjoyed and the chance to further my education somewhere else was amazing.

Fast forward 2 months, I got accepted and planned to travel to study in Spain. I was so excited! I decided to share my news first with my longtime best friend, Harry Styles. I mean I may have a crush on him and have had one for the past 10 years, but I haven't told him yet. I mean when will I? Eh probably never. I call him and he answers.

((Phone Conversation)) H - Harry Styles     Y - Y/N Y - Hello? Harry? H - H... hey Y/N! Y - What are you up to? You sound a little groggy maybe or have you been drinking? H - Maybe. Could you come over? Y - Of course I'm on the way. Good timing on the call because I wanted to come over anyway. H - Well good. ((End Of Phone Conversation))

Hmmmmm someone seems a bit out of it. I guess I should really go see what's going on. He only lives 10 minutes away, so it's not bad of a drive.

I arrive and head to his door. I knock and he opens it. I walk inside and see his apartment is a bit of a wreck. What is going on?!? His place is never messy. He's one of those clean freaks.

He stumbles over to the couch and lays down. I carefully walk around the piles of trash and sit next to him on the couch.

I run my fingers through his hair and ask "So what happened to your place, Harry?" He answers "I was angry and sad. I broke up with Cynthia earlier today. A few months ago, I heard a rumor from Niall that she cheated on me and I don't know why I didn't just trust him automatically and break up with her there and then. Instead I just stayed with her. I don't think I did it for the sex or because we looked good together. I think I did it because I hated being called a player and wanted to prove people wrong. All I want is someone to love forever. Someone who I can call mine and dote on all day everyday. Now I'm alone and I just know I will be single forever." No no no! He did not just say that!!!!

I immediately snap "Sit up!" He sits up and looks at me confused. I exclaim "Harry Styles, you will not end up alone. Do you hear me?" He smirks and asks "Why do you know that?" I answer "There are roughly 7 billion people in this world. You've only dated like what maybe 3 people. That is so minuscule compared to how many people are still alive. Your person is out there somewhere maybe you've met them or maybe you haven't. When you meet that person, you will love them and they will love you. You will both cherish each moment spent together. You will be so happy and you will forget all about stupid little Cynthia!"

He smirks again and asks "Any suggestions on who to date now?" To answer or to not answer... Hmmm... I shrug and he cackles. His body starts rocking back and forth as his face breaks into a smile. I ask "What's so funny?" He answers "You... you have no suggestions. I mean come on you could've said yourself. But then again, I don't think I could ever date you. I already know you and part of the fun in a relationship is learning about your partner. I also wouldn't have someone to talk with about my relationship. And if we ever broke up, we'd never be the same again. Maybe we would lose touch and hate each other. I could never risk that. We would never work out. Sorry." Ohhhhhhhh ok. So he rejected me. Yup. Cool cool cool. I nod and say "So I'm gonna clean your living room then I'm going to go home. I'm so tired and just want some sleep." He nods and lays down on the couch. He replies "Thanks." I then clean his place and leave his apartment.

I go back to my apartment and my bff/roommate, Angelina, is curled up watching her crime shows on the couch. I tell her what happened and I cry.

The next day, I pack my bags and head out. Peace out America! See you in 3 months!

Harry Styles' POV Fast forward 3 months to the summer after Y/N’s semester abroad ...

I heard about Y/N's semester abroad from her best friend and roommate, Angelina. Apparently Y/N had come to my apartment to tell me she was leaving town, but instead I rejected her and she never told me. Yeah real smart thinking Harry. I shouldn't have been so mean to her. She has always been there for me and been someone I can always count on. I don't know what I'd do without her in my life. Actually I would have done not so well because she hasn't spoken to me since she went to Spain and I've been a bit of a wreck. Niall snapped at me a few times got screwing things up and you know he's right.

Y/N has been back in town for 2 weeks and I'm super nervous to go see her. I'm afraid she hates me and will not let me tell her how wrong I was. I was so wrong to reject her, to kick her out my life, and to not speak to her for so long. I lowkey hate myself.

I picked up a single pink rose and am wearing Y/N’s favorite outfit that I wear. She told me one day that if I wore this outfit, I could get anyone to date me. Let's hope it works on her.

I pull up to her house and get out. I knock on the door and her mom opens it. Y/N’s mom exclaims "Oh hi Harry. Good to see you again. I heard some not so nice things happen between you and my daughter. I hope you're here to fix them." I reply "Yes ma'am I am here to fix my mistakes. I was horrible to your daughter and I hope she allows me back into her life again." She replies "Lovely. Well she's out back. Don't let her know I let you in. Okay?" I nod and walk inside.

I walk to her back door and I see her reading in the hammock. I slide open the door and close it behind me. She glances up at me then looks back to her book. I walk over to her and sit on the ground next to the hammock. I exclaim "Hi Y/N." She looks at me and says "Hi Harry. What's up?" I say "I need to talk to you." She replies "Ok I'm listening." I nod and start "Sooooo as you know, I treated you like trash and we didn't talk for 3 months. I would like to say Y/N, from the bottom of my heart, I am so sorry. I am sorry that I laughed at your feelings. I'm sorry we didn't talk for 3 months. I'm sorry I rejected you. After I sobered up, I realized you have always been there for me since we became friends. You've cared for me after every breakup and cheered me on after every win I had in school. Being without you for 3 months was horrible. Niall snapped at me quite a few times for how I treated you. I know that we can't erase what happened and I might not deserve a second chance. But if maybe you think I deserve one, I'd love to take you out on a date."

I see her crying and I move closer to her. I wrap one of my hands around hers and I cup her cheek. I wipe away her tears with my thumb and say "Love, stop crying. You're beautiful and wonderful. You're amazing. Anyone would be lucky to have you. Even if you say no to me, that's fine. I would love to remain friends with you, Y/N. I can't just go without you in my life completely." She sniffles a little and replies "Are ... are you sure?" I ask "Sure about what? Dating you? Because I've never been more sure about something in my life." She smiles through her tears and kisses me on the cheek.

Y/N asks "And what about what you said that night?" I ask "What exactly did I say? I mean most of it was drunk nonsense." She answers "You said that you couldn't date me because part of the fun in a relationship is learning about your partner. Plus you wouldn't have someone to talk with about our relationship. And if we ever broke up, we'd maybe lose touch." Ohhhhhhh I answer "I don't care about any of that anymore. I know you as a friend, but I don't know you as a girlfriend, so I will still be learning more about you. I can always talk to other friends about our relationship and girl advice. If we ever break up, I hope we can remain friends. As I said, I want you in my life whether you are my friend or my girlfriend."

She smiles and says "I would love to go on a date with you, Harry Styles." I smile and kiss her on the cheek. She smiles and asks "Why did you take so long to contact me if this is how you felt?" I answer "I was nervous about how how you would react. I was scared that you would still be mad at me or that you would want nothing to do with me." She replies "Awww Harry. That's cute. I will admit that I was mad at you for a little while and I was scared as well to contact you. I wanted to talk to you about Spain and school, but I thought you would be pissed at me." I reply "I wouldn't have been mad at you. You did nothing wrong. You were brave and kind and perfect. I was drunk and stupid." She laughs and says "You're so complimentary now that we've confessed our feelings." I reply "Baby, you better get used to it."

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[alarrytale]

So Vogue cover is part of the stunt package but this current stunt is probably not famous enought to be on the cover for US/UK edition so she got italian. She said in that interview something like she’s waiting for the right director to come and give her a role like what, is she that famous to be picky and directors will chase her? She also said she doesn’t have anything planned after March a) H will be stunting with her every other day, yay yay yay!, b) I’m just wondering where that ambitious ready-to-break-the-Hollywood actress has gone or being called Harry Styles’ gf is enough for her and so she will be stunting with him until the contract will end and then what? Idk I lost respect for her because I thought she made this stunt deal to get more famous and boost her career but now she looks like her only job will be being someone’s gf to fill tabloids (and gf harries fantasies). Like after that interview I’m even wondering why H doesn’t tell her to try and get a proper job or he’s gonna end it earlier because what’s the point for stunting with him when she’s doing nothing?

Hi, anon!

I saw. I'm laughing about how there is a stunt package. When you sign on to stunt with H there will be a V*gue cover, there will be vacations with Corden and we'll throw in some pregnancy speculation. How lucrative! This stunt is sponsored by citrus fruit bicycles, Loew*, Plea*ing and Vogue! I'm so tried of stunts, the tangled in brand sponsorships and the desperate for attention beards...

I guess what she gets out of it is attention and she's hoping that will bring her opportunities. Like they'll automatically fall in her lap. She seems a bit directionless, doing both modelling, movies and theater. I would concentrate on one of them if i were her. She seems like a more successful model than an actress. I guess i just don't get the hype around her. She's not that special? She's certainly in no position to be choosy and she isn't going to be headhunted by casting directors if that what she's banking on. I guess we can't expect any different from someone taking the short cut to fame through a fake PR relationship with a higher on the list and closeted celebrity.

What H gets out of it is a "low key" fake relationship after the last disaster, a muse for his album and a beard. I don't think he cares she's jobless, lacks talent, ambition or drive. She's decent at what H needs her to do, which is very little. She's going to be forgotten after they break up like the rest. The attention she's getting now is temporary and she'll have to go back to the grind to make it when they eventually break up. He gave her a platform to shine and it's up to her to take advantage of it. If this is the best she can do, then that's quite telling.

[boqvistsbabe]

Ok so fun gossip I heard

- 2 of the hockey boys had been secretly (nothing is actually a secret to me) dating for like 2 years but one is a science god who weightlifts competitively and plays 2/3 other sports very well and the other dropped out to smoke weed so they don't talk anymore and that is almost definitely the stoners fault and the nice really smart one is now stuck with a bunch of assholes because that was his only friend and he doesn't know that the queer femmes would adopt him to carry our bags

- there's a really popular girl who reads like Harry potter and colleen hoover (this is irrelevant I just like slander) exclusively who wants to be a radical politician but has never read any theory and don't follow politics

- the self appointed queen bee who cheated on her decent blonde bf by hooking up with her ex bffs abusive ex and then she left him for blondie and now has an on and off throuple with blondie and his besties, both of them are proclaimed straight and all of the are friends with shithead

- same queen bee and blondie, she posted on her til tok her rice purity score and it said that she had never come during sex, they were together for like 5 years and she has caught him watching porn while they fuck

- the annoying ass conservative dude who is like 6'6 and is the bad bitch lesbians man servant (he says friend but idk) started a fight with a known tiny 14 year old gang member and when a knife got pulled his mom, who works at the school, called the cops, same day a kid got stabbed in the head with a pencil during math but that was unrelated

- the grade 11 gymrat that my friends and I are fairy gay parenting into leftism at the start of the year believed that drug dealers deserve the death sentence (we are canadian???) and his ex gf's brother is in prison for petty drug crimes and his new gf is a scary bisexual weed dealer but I influenced him to be way better and they are a power couple

- all of the boys bathrooms are missing the soap dispenser and the mirrors, sinks and toilet seats are regularly stolen also once a custodian quit after having just walked into the main one

- we had a 3 hour secure school because a girl punched the librarian and the librarian passed out and then the girl hid somewhere in the school

- at a beach party during the summer my favourite random school person (you know what I mean, right?) was super drunk and shot a firework at the police, put his Crocs in sport mode and then ran away, successfully as well

- same dude had a job at an arcade and would break in during the night to just vibe with the lasers and run around drinking and smoking I guess, he also once hid from the cops in a tree, he postef all of this on his snap

I can't think of other big ones but this should do for now

Omg it’s been forever and a day since you sent this but I’m still gonna react to this lol

- okay first of all what a story second of all I feel bad for the one guy 😢

- okay but like that checks out based on the books soooo

- wild absolutely wild. First of all cheating is so bad but somehow who she cheated with made it even worse? Also throuple?!

- NOTHING IN FIVE YEARS?! WHAT IS BRO DOING WRONG (obvi everything but like omg) also while they fuck? 🫢

- man servant I love 💀💀 also hang member? ! And a pencil stabbing? That’s a lot on one day

- death sentence?! Omg?! Literally what? Also ur so slay for that tho

- it’s giving devious licks 💀😭 also that’s so real

- why did she punch the librarian 😭 like what

- (ik what u mean, i love my random people) AT?! Also putting the crocs in sport mode then running is such a funny picture

- this guy sounds like such a vibe tbh

[rydiaroads]

Time for destined with you episode 5!

Was something translated weird about his I don't drink thing, I got confused. His family is cursed and he didn't want his dad to yell at him so he didn't drink? Like, they easily get drunk? Whatever. Him getting drunk will probably be a plot point later.

Neither of them seem bothered that she was gonna make another guy fall in love with her.

Ok, him dropping her in the sand is kinda funny.

Ya when are we gonna see red hand again, it's been a bit.

This chicken blood thing is vandalism, wouldn't you call the cops? Freaky.

Why would the fair skin spell melt him a woman? I'm guessing weird translation thing there.

He is being stupid to not tell people close to him he's sick. Very stupid. Though I guess he told his family.

Oh wow I thought that say Harry at first lol, like, why is she throwing a party for a dude named Harry

Wait wait, I literally just rewound that to listen again. Why would the mayor be against them marrying? Also whatever friend tried to call him and warn him what she's doing, I can't tell if that's a good friend thing or a bad friend thing.

I don't really get his parents dynamic. They seem so unhappy. His dad's 'I'm so done with her shit' smile is kinda funny though

So wait are we jumping around in time or is he back with his gf?

Was I supposed to know who that person in the hanbok was?

Oh he thought it was hong jo

Geez, when he's mean he cuts deep.

I mean, staying away from each other makes sense.

Of course she was a rich bitch to hong jo in school. Ugh. Sigh.

And after an hour long break talking to bestie on the phone, I return!

Gong and his boss are kinda fun to watch together, but I also don't care.

I didn't understand their lunch conversation at all. He asked her out to lunch to tell her she wants him? Seemed silly.

Pretty like a funeral wreath. Daaaaaaaamn.

I kinda want the guy she likes to never fall for her. Just for something different. But I bet he will.

So they have, like, no plan to deal with the love spell. I guess I don't know what they would do. She didn't seem to feel bad about it anymore, but he is kinda mean to her too. I dunno, I saw people commenting about how she really should be responsible for what she did, but I'm not sure what that would look like.

Sin yu, this is definitely on the cheating line now, calling girls just to get their voice. I dislike how she changes so much between the two guys though. She seems much more real around sin yu.

It's subway!

Who is this little boy she eating lunch with? What?

I do feel bad for sin yu. I don't like him calling hong jo a knockoff, but I get why it's hard.

I hope this doesn't have a twist where her dad isn't dead. I don't want to go in that direction.

So what stupid shit is his drunk ass gonna get up to. Hmm.

He looks so pathetic.

Grats to jae gyeung for being like 'wtf guys this is cheating'

Don't kiss. This is cheating. Don't kiss. This is not sweet.

I hope they don't kiss. The cut there makes me think they won't.

Despite the cheating I'm still getting sucked into this show. Usually that's a show stopper for me. We'll see if it lasts or if I get frustrated enough to give up.

[policemanofprincesspark]

The thought of Louis or Harry being bi is almost revolting to y’all and I can’t even begin to understand.

One thing is that we are having this endless what if H (and Louis) are bi conversation just because they are closeted to the public and so their label - and it´s probably unpopular opinion in the world of "why we need to put tags and labels on everything" but imo they very much labeled their sexuality years ago - is like a huge mystery. Second thing is gf harries and their desperate hope to still have at least that minimal chance with H. Because at least some of his relationships must´ve been true - their faves are CR and TR because they were oh-so-private - and so he can´t be gay. And third thing is that bisexual narrative which spinned with Medicine and people are still arguing if he´s singing "him" (gay) or "them" (bi) in that part about boys and girls. And in the meanwhile during that one interview back in like 2013 H himself said he´s quite sure he isn´t bi.

Idk, I became larrie while my previous mindset was that H´s straight and into women only. I haven´t witnessed him during the 1D era and when he was around Louis. All I´ve learnt about his probable sexuality - that he´s gay - was through larries who are there for +10 years and witnessed it all. So someday I do have a doubt if there isn´t at least that minimal chance of him being into women. But at the same time I came to an opinion that if he´s truly bi, there would be no reason why to not come out - it won´t hurt him because coming out as bi would mean he´s still into women and his relationships were real to the public. A lot of now publicaly out gay men used bisexuality as a stepping stone. Why he´s not going that way? My theory is that he doesn´t want to lie to his community (eventho his community is accusing him from queerbaiting like he´s the biggest queerbaiter ever) and rather wait until he will be able to come out with the label that he truly indentifies with. And that´s not bi.

I'm going to be very real with you. I side-eye any anti who gets at someone's throat about Harry and/or Louis being bi. Unless they're just making innocent "well, you don't know them, and they could be bi" statements, which are fine and I see them all the time. What I mean are the antis who fully believe they are bi and could not possibly be gay, and then they turn around and call us biphobic. Well, yes, some larries do have biphobic views when it comes to Harry and Louis, but it gets to a point sometimes with the more extreme larries and extreme antis where it becomes just a matter of biphobia vs. homophobia.

When you insist someone is gay and cannot possibly be bisexual, that can be biphobic if that assumption isn't made on any basis. And vice versa. When you insist someone is bisexual and cannot possibly be gay, that can be homophobic if that assumption also isn't made on any basis. It's different if an anti points to song lyrics or whatever and is genuinely convinced that Harry for example likes women; that's fine, and it's understandable why they would take that at face value. I guess my issue here is with the antis who get emotional about Harry liking women, as if they need him to like women. That to me reeks of homophobia. You have to remember that we live in a heteronormative society, and, to most people, bisexuality is much more palatable than homosexuality.

[hospitalterrorizer]

diary179

3/12-13/2024

tuesday - wednesday

thursday will be the day i get to enjoy my clothes from japan. so exciting.

i also just got a book, agua viva, that will come somewhat soon, i suppose, i am very excited to get back into lispector as the 2 books i've read of hers are some of my favorites ever, i think she's always hit, i've read bits of a few others of hers, also amazing imo but i just could not finish them, because i was reading them in a bookstore, i was trying to absorb as much as i could from her. after agua viva, it's either back to gary indiana's book gone tomorrow again, which i still need to finish, or i buy something from amphetamine sulphate. i think i want to read another thomas moore book, i know he's amazing, but my curiosity is piqued by isabelle nicou, she has a new novel out called stricture, and i can't tell what it's about really, which is good. the excerpts are rather amazing to me, as pieces of writing, look:

In Harry’s suburban house, cluttered with books and stacks of papers, time was bending in an elliptical orb that never failed to constrain me during the few months broken by vacations and interruptions—several, for Harry was often invited abroad—where I went once a week to, as my famous mentor put it, “assist” him.

i love that. i am really itching for fiction right now i think. i really would like to get back to writing my big project, step outside of the little pieces i add, and get to the hard work of assembly and subtraction, but it is hard, i need to just sit down and do that but there's other stuff that feels almost more pressing, the music, right now. so it sits, it can wait a bit. since there are things being added to it, it feels like it's not cold for me, it won't really be i think, it feels too near complete already i guess.

music was good today i think, i hope. i recorded the whole of a song, wrote lyrics for it and stuff to complete it. there's some takes i need to take out, and some stuff i need to punch in i think for timing, but it's basically all there i think. i think i sound better on that song now. plus, i wrote lyrics for like 2 other songs/instrumentals, one of which was one i was like, how am i gonna figure anything out. something hit me and i ran with it, and it works. that's very exciting. i also have a random fragment now, which is kind of a fully formed idea with no song to go with it. that's nice as well, something to use whenever. but i want to do something longform again. a story. i've been too focused on other things, i guess. but i think it'll come to me. whenever i feel lost that always does return. especially if i get burned out on one pursuit.

i came upon an interesting thought, i will enter it into the story, i think.

i have done that. i think today is good, i am not hating my bangs so much too, even. stuff like that. i talked to my gf for a while today, we talked about dumb things like some new video game where the main character has a giant ass, which is strange to see. that game looks pretty bad and it's kind of frustrating they're obv trying to crib stuff shinkawa would do in metal gear, especially like, the beauty and the beast women in mgs4. who, regardless of how like, uncomfortable that might be, have incredible designs imo. i've heard in the past the game was going to almost be more of a horror game, with some of the designs he was trying, which i wish was what happened. i hope at some point he can do more horror oriented designs.

soon, as well, i need to finish maldoror. i can be too precious about books with really incredible prose, trying to drink it all as deeply as possible so as to absorb/learn better what they do and how to use it for my own ends, or to even sense if my ends are compatible with their ends, stuff like that. maybe it's not too precious, maybe i just need to be better.

so with songs that need lyrics entirely, i think there's only like, one? idk. and then there's like, 3-4 that need some additional parts written.

i'm thinking, probably, some of these songs are gonna need more boosting in the bass, which should go over decently i think. like, a pretty flat/even +2-4 db? i'd guess at least.

new vox from today need to be lowered by a few db as well. like, 2, i think. maybe too saturated too, or too much high end? strange. but i do rlly like the takes i have for this.

i was listening to the songs thru the blue yeti mic, it's so fucked up how much high end it adds. i was thinking like, what the hell is wrong with all these mixes. now i know why i thought i needed so much added bass. listening thru system audio it still feels like some of these songs could do w/ the high end boosts i'm doing, even more extreme like, idk, even +5? we'll see. but it could be a key to making things sound better.

i'm liking how this is all coming together though. i'm glad my faith in myself is returning i guess, or that's kinda just how this feels. maybe it's delusional. but we'll see, based on reception, although i think basically nobody is gonna receive this.

here's some fashion mag photos/scans i found today, also:

madame figaro japan:

i don't know if it's the scan or what but the blurring on this in the dark space is so uncanny to me, she has the feeling of a sea creature emerging from the depths, she is occupying non-space in a strange way, which makes this photograph really interesting, beyond its role as advertising, it's either been given something wrong by a bad transfer/scan, or it's produced that way. either way, it is against itself in a good way, instead of making one want something solid, it pushes one towards the insolid. which is interesting, as luxury items are always supposing to sell that, so perhaps it's not against advertising wholly, but one could contend that perhaps it is, or it points in some direction where by being handled poorly something can be taken from the image, i guess its negative is produced here, or something, i guess even with the external interference of the watermark, it begins suggesting other things, a mire/swam of desirability, beauty but totally frayed, it's not working in the typical way say fashion photography of deconstructed/avant garde stuff works, as much as i truly love that stuff it is still trying to further its own existence by suggesting to an audience it is a luxury good, instead of a com/pulsion. it is not presenting an object's aura, this is someone being swallowed by something else, subsumed into a broad instantiation of not. or it's at least the feeling it gives. either failure or an odd affect of the photographer, produces something that feels outside of typical valuation in fashion. the image as it is, draws attention to the point of where it loses interest, the fading of definition, or maybe a point of emergence. it is pointing constantly at a fissure.

l'officiel china:

this one is similar to the above, although i suppose more typical and more evidently intentional. i am very struck by the figures of men behind her, i do quite like how at a certain level, the clothes cease to matter and high fashion photography kind of enables a lot of photographers to simply not engage typically. what is preserved here is maybe more a sense of aura of the clothing, although it is oddly agnostic to the garments, it is not shot like a flower, as some might try, it is held at pretty great distance and shares space with the totally surreal men who seem to leer or be heading someplace. they evoke futurist forms, even, which is odd. this, rather than being about nothing, reminds one of passing someone striking in a car, something like that. in contrast to the last it is certainly not able to point at anything single, it's very busy, the pollution gives it another kind of weight.

elle girl korea:

this one is by many measures less odd than the prior two, however i quite like her socks and would like some like that myself, a nice and piercing green. i find myself more and more wanting to wear green, but i have nothing to wear it with. sad. i'll have to find things. i do quite like, overall, the aggressive gaudiness on display, the white background foregrounds it, the rusted looking base of the tv, it being evidently old. the loudness of the outfit, her pose being so like, it's such a pose, she is holding her hands funny, she is pushing her elbows out. it is pointed at you, or maybe through the viewer. it's almost an image begging to be lost in the pages of a magazine. that's not to say it's bad or something, i like the photography here a lot, i guess it's kind of hitting at an early peak of normcore in 08, sorta.

anyway, i need to sleep soon so i can record some more tomorrow. and then i'll be closer, inching closer and closer, and closer, and then soon it'll be time to really get down on the cover art, which will be fun i think, and a headache, but hopefully a good one.

so,

byebye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[paloma-ascends-into-hellfire]

might as well do this with heartstopper too. my live thoughts i texted my friend, spoilers beware. also, i’ve cut out their replies. they also follow me so if you’re seeing this, hi :)

Im reading on webtoons and I love Alice oseman’s captions lol

“stares angstily out window”

“I don’t think he’s straight” OH REALLY

NO WE HAD NO IDEA

“The bisexual struggle” real

Poor man

Wait Aled is in this??? Do they have the same name or is Charlie’s friend same guy from radio silence???

Miss Singh is a legend I love her

Oh shit not ben again boo

THE MLM WLW SOLIDARITY

Fun fact: when I see mlm I think multi level marketing lmao

IM SO SORRY I MUST BE BLOWING UP UR PHONE RN

**continues doing it**

Taras gf is an icon I don’t care if she had one line I love her

We stan Charlie sticking up for himself

They kissed already??? We’re literally 31 pages in chill my dudes

31 chapters*

Still percabeth is the ultimate slow burn and I stand by this

I guess it wouldn’t be called heartstopper and be a romance/coming of age if it was a slow burn tho haha

THE GAY NASA LOCKSCREEN IS GOALS FRFR

damn Charlie is one of the biggest people pleasers I’ve seen in a book

Hes so me

A PROPER FULL ON GAY CRISIS LMAOOO I LOVE HIM

Alice oseman is so British I love her

I read so much British stuff that I’m pretty sure my internal monologue is slowly become a ya British thriller

agggtm core

(they replied that they read swear words in nick nelson's voice and i thought that was hilarious)

THE SISTER CASUALLY SPYING ON THEM

Her ship has sailed

She is also so me

“Was that not obvious?” “I’m an idiot” yes u are he just made out with you and cried into your shoulder and had a full on gay panic because of you YES HE LIKES YOU OMG

I mean after what happened with ben I suppose it’s very very justified

They’re so clueless I love them

OH LOOK GUESS IM GAY NOW

THE BABY BROTHER OMG

This honestly has no reason to be this cavity inducing cute

“Why are you so great” he’s literally doing the bare minimum by not outing you you don’t have to thank him bestie

Get these boys some therapy

Why is tori always just appearing out of nowhere to ship them lol

Tao and Aled are delusional if they STILL think nick is straight

Fuck sai

He can die in a hole, disrespectfully

But also… redemption arc?

Manifesting sai and harry’s redemption arc

GAYYYYYY

Not harry- these last few pages

Awww tao and elle <3

Elle is so cute! she is hair goals

… I guess all illustrated characters are hair goals.

WHY IS TAO SO MAD IM SCARED

WAIT DOES HE LIKE NICK IS THIS A LOVE TRIANGLE NOOO

Oh wait

I overreacted :)

Nvm I love him again

AWWW STOP THIS IS SO SAD AND ALSO CUTE

This group is friendship goals tbh

Oh wait I guess it’s kind of my group a little bit? Wait who am I?

I will not take a which heartstopper character am I quiz I will not take a which heartstopper character am I quiz I will not take a which heartstopper character am I quiz

I took the quiz. two actually. i got darcy on the first and elle on the second. I literally know nothing about either one so let’s see if they are accurate!

The waiter lol

Also I love how everyone is just silently shipping them it is percabeth all over again but like fast moving

TINY TAO 😭

Not them kissing behind a menu

“Not because im dirty not because im clean! Not because I kissed a boy behind a magazine!” - Charlie and nick, probably

Craftybookworm25 feel so spoiled by the author. Author, you’re paying my dentist bills for all of the cavities you are giving me.

I love the comments section

Is Alice oseman actually writing down math for their homework? THE EFFORT I COULD NEVER

Oh darcy is taras gf that I liked earlier

Shes a trumpet player??? No sweetie don’t go to the dark side

my band teacher has a story about how he gets awful ear pains if he’s exposed to noises about a certain decibel because of a trumpet player blasting into his ear

“WHAT! WE’VE FOUND ANOTHER ONE!” Darcy recruits people for the gay agenda confirmed

“…why are straight people like this” I don’t know tara I ask myself that every day

Not Darcy being tara’s gay awakening

Omg tara is that one clarinet player who dates a trumpet player

[REDACTED] and [REDACTED] core

Adding actual spanish conjugation? Alice oseman doing god’s work here

“Why do think they call it a cram session, Pete, god!” -literally all their friends rn

Ok I have theories rn

I shall wait and see if im right (i was not)

“You kind of are a gay nerd” me fr

Oh ok sai is being less of an asshole

We love character growth… even if it happens off page

“Do you like musicals?” HES THE GUY WHO DIDNT LIKE MUSICALS DIDNT LIKE DIDNT LIKE DIDNT LIKE A LIKE EM

Harry being a dick as per usual, nothing new there

NICKS MOM IS ONTO HIM

Bro how do people just fall asleep I don’t understand

making out in a photo booth

So cringey and yet very adorable

IN A ROMANTIC WAY NOT JUST A FRIEND WAY

Love that he had to clarify

Like yes, you’ve been making out and being obnoxiously cute for months, but hey, he’s just a friend, lol, no homo

Who tf would make THAT mistake?

🎶everyone is dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb 🎶

HE CAME OUT TO HIS MOOOOM

“I wasn’t born in 1920” lmao

Oh my god my wall of text has become the Great Wall of china im so sorry

HOW LONG IS THIS

WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO

“hanky panky”

aw we love ally jocks

THEYRE SHIPPING THEM TOO?

Best platonic bros~

Actually what im calling my friends from now on

Oh shit the coach caught them

They’re not even trying to be subtle at this point

Oh she is an icon

I WORSHIP YOU COACH SINGH

If she was my teacher I might actually enjoy pe

SHE HAS A WIFE

This is so wholesome omg

Oh shit the brother

WHAT HAPPENED

Tara casually lounging on Darcy’s lap

She gives passenger princess vibes

why are you whispering and can I be involved — she’s so me

“Boys and girls may not share rooms!” sly gay smirking. laughing, even.

oh and nick’s brother is a piece of shit and i hate him

SKJHJADSHUDF ALED TOLD HIM ABOUT DANIEL

“Why can’t I see any fish?”

Tao is a night person i love him

Aw he’s so clueless

They all are

Harry redemption arc-

NOO TAO MY CHILD I LOVE YOU DONT FEEL BAD

I repeat: GET THESE BOYS THERAPY

Wait no

Charlie

:(

I’m gonna cry :(

“god i really want to just push you against a wall right now”

“twilight levels of pining” i’m not sure if anything could ever reach that extent

Not the arrows saying “did not think of that” at the “borrowing makeup from the girls” suggestion, I cackled

The teachers have a better love life than me

Where the hell are people finding these communication skills?

HARRY REDEMPTION ARC YESSS

“Why are we like this” count: 3

Or is it 4?

I don’t know

THE TEACHERS AKJKALDFSHL

NICK GOOGLING EATING DISORDERS

I LOVE HIM

Sahar is so cute I love her

Alice oseman is so pretty omg

She can 100% be my wifey

Oh Jesus I’ve read a thousand pages of this

JUST TODAY

I believe that if I pull an all-nighter I can finish this

"Why are we like this?" count: 5

at this point i stopped because i’m pretty sure they were asleep but i finished! it took six hours but that’s not bad for 1578 pages :)

i’m obsessed. literally take my money (i have approximately five cents in my bank account)

[lhrry]

hi agnes

I am quite new to your blog, and I had a question about some stuff. Do you think the reason why Louis is talking about Freddie/babygate is because it's ending? And if so, what makes you think it's different this time compared to the previous times? Finally, when do you think it might end, begore or after LT2 and/or the documentary?

Hii! Not to post an UO, but I’ve been here for so long and through so many waves of this stunt that right now I don’t really think it’s ending anytime soon, although I’ll be happy if I’m wrong. Promo-wise it would kinda make sense for them to do it around LT2 or around the documentary to get people talking (contrary to the kid mentions which do not get people talking but rather put them off), but I’m not seeing enough indications to say yes, it’s ending. I think Louis may have gotten himself a deal that’s the opposite to what Harry is doing - he’s going to talk about the stunts and they’re going to use the implied associations (eg Danielle recently) but there’s nothing to indicate that he’s going to get papped with F or a gf (it doesn’t seem that Eleanor is going to get back in the picture and i think a break up us one thing they may eventually announce) or do any stunting like that, while Harry talks about the stunts in a very vague way, never called O his gf but is seen and papped with her constantly. What we’re seeing with Louis seems to have been in the works for quite some time, getting public the material that he’s now using for his mentions (e.g. Christmas) so i think there’s a plan of some kind and this is not just him deciding to mention F all the time, there’s a reason he’s doing it. Right now, I’m considering the fact that this is happening to such a degree right now to enable him to be as creatively and artistically authentic as possible, which as to an artist would be most important to him and this may be the price he pays for that - from what we’ve seen and heard already that album is going to be heavily queer-coded, and a lot of us seem to think that HO was at least partially the price Harry had to pay for doing MP and I think the stunting on Louis’ part may now be intensified by the nature of his album. I also think there’s a possibility some counterbalancing even on Louis’ part of mp is happening since people really will be seeing larry a lot with all the comparisons and stuff, and this kind of balancing each other out in situations where larry rumours resurfaced has always been happening. I’m also wondering about the preexisting obligations and why this is done through babygate and not a gf, what contracts Louis still has and whatnot and I don’t have any clear answers and anyone here who pretends to have them is lying - we are all just looking at this weird ass situation and guessing, and we have no idea what deals he has made, what choices were on the table, what’s happening behind the closed doors. So all that I can offer is a series of factors I think may be playing a role right now, and if it does lead to it ending, if this is really them making sure it’s going to be loud, then I’ll be happy, but right now I’m not really holding my breath, checkered clothes or not.

[murdocks-cheesecake]

A list of things that can happen if/when Larry come out

 this is just a list of probabilities, i will be adding more if i feel the need to

Their coming out news will probably start like “Broken hearted ex-one direction member Harry Styles finds comfort in ex-bandmate Louis Tomlinson?” or “Two members of one direction see together, reunion soon?”

Larry coming out will have a Domino effect, it will lead to many, believe me, many things.

first off, if Larry come out, the next spectaculated relationship of 1D ‘Ziam’ if real, will come out

S*mon C*well has been mia for very long now, if you notice, and the only time he he has been on spotlight recently is on TXF news of it not being aired anymore. He wil continue being MIA, because soon all the news will be focusing on him and how unfairly he has been running the industry.

Rebecca Ferguson will speak out even more about her and the other artists’ mistreatment

Firstly, Harry will lose a lot of fans. It is expected because a lot of solo harries wish for him to be straight, and while the others do see him as queer they do not wish for him to be with Louis.

Louis will also lose fans, but they will not be as many as Harry’s, because his fandom is smaller and a very few believe that he is straight.

 This will cause a LOT of chaos in the industry.

The radio and the news stations will have field days for months before anything is confirmed, which will only lead upto more hate. It is important for us to be supportive in this stage.

The next question will be of the kid who was dragged into this mess. Louis will take the pat test and when it turns out that he isnt the dad, the whole family will be going mia and more spectaculations will be raised by the media but nothing we have already anticipated.

There will be a few more sightings of them together.

I feel that somewhere in between all this, there will be music promotion, because they will be trending and all the news will be about them, because of course, the are the new, ‘hot’ stuff.

The other artists who were/are being closeted or mistreated will speak up more, and this time, they WILL be heard and not just by the Larries but the whole media because it relates to L and H.

To clear everything up, they will be called on a tv show, most likely the Late Late Show.

The question rises, who will be in control of the management if the most famous one was taken down? Louis knew this would happen so guess what he told us a few months ago? That he was working on making a management which will be a safe space for all artists. He specified it that it wasnt a label, but a management. L and H have been through one of the worst experiences of being famous only because of the blatant homophobia in the industry, and they dont want it to happen all over again. They are trying to make sure they save the younger artists from the treatment they faced when they were younger.

Coming back to sim*n cowbell, the moment he had seen Louis he knew that he had the capability to become big enough to overthrow him from his throne of lies, so he put the most pressure on him. Stripped him out of his flamboyant personality and made him more calmed down. Gave him a long time girlfriend. Made him do stunts and give him a playboy and a party man image around 2015 when he started to protest and even gave him a kid, because he knew that 1d was coming to an end and he couldnt pawn off them for very long, so he had to squeeze out whatever he could get out of them and tarnish their image so bad that his comeback will be difficult. In a way, this is going to make their comeback stronger and salmon’s fall harder

He gave Harry a ‘womanizer’ image and fuck me if it doesnt make me want to punch that botox off his face every time Harry is seen with a blonde skinny woman and is spectaculated to be in a relationship with her. He groomed Harry from such an early age by putting the ‘he likes older woman’ image on him. The poor boy was rumoured to be dating Caroline Flack when he was 17 and she was 30, shame on you Cowell!

He did everything to make them seem straight, but God knows that they are as straight as Harry’s curls. Made it seem that their ‘bromance’ was ruined by the ‘delusional’ larries and blamed it on them because we were too close to the truth and he couldnt make that happen. 

Fast forward to 2021, and their images. Are. Still. The. Same. Harry is still seen as the womanizer and the person who likes older woman and Louis is seen as an irresponsible father who never meets his kid and doesnt introduce it to his long time girlfriend. Honestly, straight Louis is a disaster and i dont know how you can stan him if you think that he has had a 4 year girfriend, broken up with her and dated another model for a brief while, then partied and had a one night stand kid and gets back with the previous gf and doesnt introduce the kid and her to each other.

Babygate will be reduced in the industry, if not completely stopped.

This is all I’m writing for today, and as i mentioned earlier, i will be adding more if needed

Let me just add here, that this will not happen in a matter of days or weeks. It will take months or maybe even YEARS for these possibilities to take course as Louis and Harry do not seem to be coming out publicly any time soon.

This does not mean that they will stop queercoding or write each other messages through their songs

[skepticalarrie]

Hi

I very well remember that louis and harry had girlfriends before the X factor like louis bebo account has lots of pics of louis with the girl( his girlfriend) with cozy hugs and intimate kiss and his fight with a guy because the guy insulted louis girlfriend its from 2007 he was very angry and protective of her and even called the guy a fat fuck for insulting her and for louis he said he had his first kiss in 5 grade in that interview and then about harry there r various pics of him too kissing and with his girlfriends and remember his comment on that guy in the crowd in 2015 when he recognized him and said that he was the guy who stole his gf when he was 13 ...and ofc hannah is defo not a beard so I really think that invalidating all this is not worthy and they both definitely r not completely gay like could be bisexual or other sexuality but they have interest in girls and due to that them bearding and doing stunts with good-looking girls ...like its normal for a person to get attracted to a attractive person that u r with most of the time especially with eleanor and lou...like i believe larry r together and all but abt louis being completely gay and thus he can't knock up a girl...it doesn't make sense cuz ig he is not gay as the 2007 him defending his gf so possessively its clear he liked her

Ok anon. First of all, I think people throw around the word "invalidating" in this fandom way too much. No one is invalidating no one. I can't speak for other larries but what I'm stating here is that they're queer, and closeted and that they are together (and always have been). That's it. I have no idea where they are placed in the sexuality spectrum, we can only guess. But honestly, I don't give a fuck because they're a couple and they're not allowed to tell people that, and that's the point. Why do people care so much about putting a label. I'm bisexual, ok? And if someone refers to me as a lesbian, I'm not going to be fucking offended or correct them. It's fine, and if you think there's something wrong with it I recommend you to re-examine your concept of what is being queer and proud about it. Plus being bisexual is not going to make them less gay, so you can stop trying to defend that now.

Second of all, I don't think things are black and white like that when we're talking about sexuality, sexuality is something fluid. I know loads of guys who identify as 100% gay but they had girlfriends at some point, girls who dated guys for years and then they realized they liked girls too, or only girls. So that doesn't prove anything. There's no such thing as a rule like you dated a girl once so you can't be gay, you can do whatever you want, you can identify however you want. As for getting Briana pregnant, with all due respect, that's the stupidest argument I have ever seen about babygate. He could be straight and still that girl was never pregnant, and that's the point. I think you're missing the point on a lot of things here btw, anon.

[daisiesonafield-blog]

Pub anon seemed to of turned against harry on Instagram I unfollowed but people say she's been hinting of more sightings how does she know? She also says Jason didn't know anything about the stunt but I dont believe that one minute

Hi dear,

She has been posting a lot of vile stuff about Harry, as well as reposting things from "ex harrie discussion blogs", which are plain and simple Harry hate blogs. They post a bunch of incredibly ignorant takes, completely devoid of reality, and always lift up the most negative and hateful views on Harry. Pub anon has been saying that 'nothing can save him now', and trashing Harry left and right. But then when asked if she's still his fan gives a non-answer that doesn't explain anything. Like I’ve said before in regards to her account: being super vague and giving non-answers comes off as manipulative to me in this context. She seems like she doesn't want Harry's fans to turn on her, so she says she's still kind of his fan and he isn't a monster. While on the same breath calling him a fraud, posting ex-harrie hate posts and flip-flopping around calling him a homewrecker.

And since we're on the topic, she seems to be confused herself about what she thinks. This whole time she's claimed to work in PR. But her reaction to Jason's interview and shitting on Harry exposes that she doesn't. Because if she did, she'd know that Harry has nothing to do with this bs, because it's a stunt (aka fake), but she keeps mixing up the two.

So to answer your question: she doesn't know anything. She's just a fan. A person who figured out some of the patterns of this stunt, and she gets sent info sometimes. These "hints" she posts are all vague guesses, and when something happens that she vaguely posted about, she reposts the story. It's a known manipulation tactic. I too can say some cryptic message like "2, 5, 31" or "single" or "two of them together" or "articles" or "gf"....and when by chance they get spotted on the 31st and there are articles I repost that and say "see I warned you! I told you so!"

It’s a known pattern for this stunt that they get spotted at the start of the month. So it’s really easy for me to say “3″ and then claim I had inside info about them being seen that day. No one needs to have inside info to know articles will be written about Holivia. No one needs to have inside info to know Harry will release new music at some point - he said so in his post - perhaps a new single during tour? No one needs to have inside info to know Holivia will be spotted together. These are all things we can guess or deduce from the info we currently have and patterns we’ve observed.

Also, she’s said before she doesn’t work for Harry’s team. So let’s use logic here: how then, would she know detailed information about his location or work obligations? About when he has scheduled ‘sightings’ with Olivia? Or when his music is coming out? Or articles? It’s just guessing, and whatever turns out true she says “I warned you”.

I talked about her before here. Except now, I don’t quite like her, as she’s said some awful things about H and continues to spread ignorant opinions from Harry hate blogs and give that sort of discourse a platform.

[calvin-af-crone]

I am feeling very old & tired this morning.

My Google News Alerts show a new title that starts "The real reason Calvin Harris split from girlfriend..." but repeats the same stupid story told by the Daily Mail. If it was entirely lies, I think by today Calvin would have tweeted something like, "The Daily Fail is shite." That would be enough to shoot the story down in flames. But he hasn't posted anything.

Therefore—unless he says something later today—I will have to accept their breakup is a fact. That also means the story came from his publicist and was designed to cover up the actual "real reason". But, you would think his PR could come up w/ a cover story that doesn't defy known facts.

First of all, they have been solidly together for at least 5 years, at least a year before she moved in w/ him on New Year's Day 2018.

Second, Aarika is not "LA-based". She was firmly "Calvin-based". Here's proof MACB found that didn't seem important at the time.

She incorporated herself back in 2015 like all self-employed persons should for tax purposes. But, she dissolved that financial entity on 10 January this year as she prepared to become a resident in Spain.

Long before that, she quit modeling in 2019 to be his full-time traveling companion after they spent 2 months in Ibiza. She said goodbye to her friends in LA in December 2021 because she was going wherever he went. They were together over Christmas in the UK, partied in Scotland for NYE then went to Ibiza. They have been stuck together like fucking white on bleached rice for years. They simply couldn't have had any "long distance strains" on their rs until he went to LA for 3 weeks in February while she stayed in their new Ibiza villa.

I guess his publicist doesn't know about me or @supadupafan & our amazing anonymous assistant. And how easily we can disprove her bogus cover story w/ time-stamped photographic evidence.

But, hey, remember how the rags were still calling her his on/off GF after we knew they were living together in a committed rs? Back then one of our followers freaked me out by sending links to my Tumblr posts to every English-speaking gossip site on the planet. AND NOT ONE OF THEM REPORTED WHAT WE KNEW. They won't report on this post either.

Thinking back, it seems obvious they reported what Calvin wanted the public to believe in order to protect his precious privacy. Just like then, they are falling in line w/ this bogus cover story now. Only this time, I don't know the "real reason". I only have rampant speculations & flimsy theories.

<heavy sigh>

[alarrytale]

Hello Marte!

A little ask for you as I just want to understand it all completely - why was H saying "We're all a little bit gay, aren’t we" that big deal? He said it after years again during my show in Vienna which also makes me wonder if it was because he knows his "iconic" quotes and how popular it became or it´s just his sublte way to express he´s gay but if he´ll say it every other show it won´t be that big deal.

Also wondering about the missing English breakfast while on tour gif from like 2013-2014? Hope you´ll remember which one I mean, it was from some interview on red carpet I guess, H was wearing beige jacket and he´s holding microfone and fonding like crazy while looking down to the floor. What was the context and why it was such a big deal for larries? I know that Louis said he has a proper english breakfast and how happy it made him for some interview last year while touring in US but that gif with H was during 1D so Louis was with him all the time.

And my last question. How do you think Louis deals with H stunting when it comes to him doing pda with those women? We know they both were really jealous about each other in the beginning and it breaks my heart both of them had to deal with their closet this way and went that far with acting straight that they had to do pda. But imo it´s worse with H ´cause he´s a big celebrity with his womanizerTM image and him doing pda always end up in tabloids ´cause we all are meant to see it. Idk but it makes me really sad whenever I saw him kissing his stunt and that´s not how gf harries like call it "you´re jealous ´cause it´s not you, he will never date you" but it´s just makes me so weird to see him go this far and cross this intimate line and I just don´t want to see him doing this while I´m just a random person but...how Louis must feel? And especially during that awful 2 years of h*livia when she was clinging on him like crazy thinking she can actually make him fall in love with him, the yachtgate 2.0 when she touched him while he was almost naked, he had to kiss her etc. Idk how hard it can be for H but imo it´s much worse for his real partner.

Hi, anon!

It was a big deal because it was the first time (and one of the only times) he's said the G-word (gay). He also basically admitted to being gay. He hid it behind a claim that everyone is a little bit gay (that's just not true). I think he said it because he knew he could get away with it (it did create plenty of headlines though).

About the english breakfast incident. I think you're mixing things up a bit. 1D was performing on Good Morning America in november 2013. They were interviewed on stage between songs, and they were asked what they miss the most when they're away from home. Louis answered a good fry up and started to explain everything that's needed to make a perfect English breakfast.

We all know he can't cook for shit, so someone at home most be cooking this for him to miss it. Harry looked particularly guilty lol. It's just domestic!larry and confirmation that H cooks breakfast for L. H also confirmed he was single in this interview, so it was good times.

I think L deals okay with H stunting and doing PDA with women. I think it was harder for him in the beginning. I also think it's harder for him when H isn't getting along with the beard or when fandom buys into the stunt. I think both H and L approach their stunts like an actor. For all we know it's rehearsed, discussed and maybe they even got intimacy coordinators involved. H knows how hard it felt when L was stunting with E, so they've both gone through it and know how the other one feels. I think L is busy doing his thing and he isn't exposing himself to the stunt articles, narrative and pictures. Why would he? If seeing pics of H doing PDA is hurting him, or he's seeing H hurting while doing it, he won't look. He knows how this goes and is used to it by now.