#I guess I’m unhinged then

[hibernobritonicdrunk]

[willgrahamscock]

Oh my god, you have a TikTok account??? Drop your username

willgrahamsco.ck I don’t ever promote it here because I’m 98% less unhinged there due to it being TikTok. But I like doing the trends! I just wish people were more interactive on there because on tumblr people will like and rb and add funny tags.

Yesterday I posted a possessive hannibal slide so I’d appreciate if you guys went and liked it or interacted with it 🤠✨

[luke-shywalker]

I just rewatched the bit from TLJ where Ben and Rey have their first accidental Zoom call and Rey sees him and immediately starts making threats on his life and bro is just looking around like “Can you see my surroundings? I can’t see yours. Do you have a background turned on?”

I haven’t actually watched the sequels since the years they came out so. Sometimes I forget that canon Ben Solo is actually just as much of an idiot as I imagine him to be

[diamondsunbursts-and-marblehalls]

dead boy detectives is the perfect cure for a broken heart

[ukulelekatie]

if I had a nickel for every time an MBTA bus driver asked me for directions on their route I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice right?

[ghostdrinkssoup]

I just finished watching the first two episodes of succession for the first time and seriously what the fuck is going on with tom and greg. they were together on screen for less than two seconds and tom was immediately like you wanna kiss me? oh I see. mhmm. yeah. you wanna kiss me so bad. literally embarrassing. suck my dick. I’m joking. omg I’m literally kidding don’t take me seriously. the look on your face oh my god you actually thought I was being serious? really? because I was. you want me carnally. you want money but you want me more. JUST KIDDING OMG

and greg is just standing there like 🧍 what.

[beearcheops]

I’m busy making a tier list of drv3 so have some memes in the meantime

[accio-victuuri]

i don’t know how legit this account is but they are doing a giveaway of autographed photos they got from the red carpet. the boys allegedly signed an edited photo of them. 🤯🤯🤯

it’s not even a photo from cql days dude.. literally edited.

[justanotherpersonwhowrites]

A conversation I think would be funny to see is Topper and Rafe acknowledging the fact that Topper was helping the Pogues steal the cross from Rafe… I mean, obviously it wasn’t the actual cross but just trying to imagine Rafe’s reaction to that one….

[julietwiskey1]

I don’t think I watched the same show as OP. That or I missed nearly everything mentioned in those notes somehow.

Also, if you are going to use terms like “crime against humanity” you should really know what they actually mean. Not just say it for clout. Because by definition they aren’t a one woman deal, but something systematically carried out on a larger scale.

I guess with season 2 around the corner it’s time for bad takes season. And having dealt with this in other fandoms I will elect to block OP and make my own point here, as I’ve learned how unproductive these arguments are.

@embershroud108 (Since I’m not redacting your name, so you should be aware.)

[potato-lord-but-not]

soo uhhh I started designing those pride stickers and accidentally made ocs 😬

[sergeantpixie]

my thoughts after watching episode five of the Artful Dodger:

1. SARDINES

2. “the whale’s wife” oh fagin can turn a phrase

3. “being spurned by a woman is a great boon to our profession” DON’T REMIND ME

4. “i want a win” 😭😭😭

5. “i keep seeing these in my dreams” FANNY 🤭

6. Belle’s red coat is Stunning, i envy her wardrobe

7. “WHY” Belle is so funny pls

8. NUTMEG

9. Jack is only thinking of Belle 🥺

10. BUTT - 2/10 not juicy enough

11. i know fagin is just lying to buy them more time but it’s so nice of him to throw jack an interesting case and give him an excuse to talk to belle after their fight 🤭

12. “we all thought that that smell was coming from you” CHILDISH but so funny

13. Fanny is actually a great sister, we stan

14. THROUGH THE WINDOW, YAS

15. he’s eating her soup, i love them

16. “apparently a tree” HIS FACE

17. they’re in love, your honor

18. “it is so dangerous.” “yeah, but you love that, don’t ya”

19. “but i don’t really know how to talk to women, i’ve never really found the need to” “i am similarly rarely interest in what a man has to say” and that’s on soulmates (also same @ belle)

20. “not all of you.” i think they should kiss 😊

21. “tell me why you like being a navigator?” god belle’s bedside manner has improved so much

22. jack being honest with him and letting the man decide if he wants to take the risk!!! what a man!!!

23. i love the quiet scenes after surgeries between them, it’s so intimate

24. “i’d never had my own bed before” 😭😭😭

25. “it was the best and the worst times” love these fanfic writers for letting the dickensian character quote dickens lol

26. the way he looks at her 🥺

27. THEY SLEPT THERE ALL NIGHT!!! THAT’S MY SHIP!

28. the glove slap, i snorted 🤣🤣🤣

29. Belle’s mama is a savage

30. Sneed saying “christ” and stumbling back when he says Belle coming at him at least says he’s not a complete fool

31. SHE SEASONED HIM, I’M DYING 💀💀💀

32. the wink, this idiot lmao

33. “oh.” THAT’S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY JACK

34. “hmm, lobster bisque.” PLS SHE’S SO FUNNY

35. i don’t trust youuuuuu fagin!!!

36. fagin trash talking sneed is funny tho

37. the tears in jack’s eyes when fagin has to take his place in the duel, a soft boy 🥺

38. HE SHOT SNEED THAT IS SO FUNNY PLS

39. the navigator mocking sneed 💀

40. sneed being put in the position of begging jack to save his leg is delicious, pls sir i want some more

41. belle, jack, and hetty working together is everything i’ve ever wanted, ot3?

42. ngl i kinda enjoy hetty calling jack out

43. THEY SHOULD SHAVE OFF HIS EYEBROW

44. THEY KISSED!!! FINALLY!!!

[feisty-angel]

You see this little bunny all worked up rebloging naughty posts buuuuuuuut… I just gave my first (few) kiss(es) and I still kinda can’t believe it wasn’t a dream

[appropriatelystupid]

Below Deck AU, yesssssss

i cannot describe how desperate i am to actually get this one written

basic set up is as follows:

lena, upon gaining access to her trust fund, also officially inherits a ship lionel bought and remodeled into a yacht (basing it on bd down under s2’s ship)

in the interest of having nothing to do with the family business, lena studies environmental sciences for her many degrees and ultimately begins sailing the yacht to various parts of the world for research and running yacht seasons in route to help keep funding her work against climate change

the crew changes season to season but it’s mostly made up of our familiar faces

kara is still a journalist (no powers in this one btw) but she is determined to tell whatever story in the world matters so she’s very much a bit of a nomad and happens to be traveling (not for work) nearby when alex (1st officer) calls because they need a new deckhand

it would break from below deck in that, no one is filming them, but the structure of the ship and season would be the same

[disneydatass]

Watching omitb made me realize that every freaking role Meryl Streep has ever played boils down to an unhinged mother

[willbyersabyss]

Ok so I was watching the bike sound effect compilation again and this clip stood out to me. What was the point of showing the ball maze? The table in front of the two kids is where the maze is and El can’t see it from her angle. Why would they move the balls to threaten her if she can’t even see them? They weren’t moving the balls. They were trying to knock El’s pucks out of her hand which is why she drops them.

So what’s with the ball maze? I think it’s a reference to parallel universes. We’ll call the point where the balls meet the middle. Even though the path the balls take to reach the middle is different, they end up making the same movements close to the end point.

There’s even a moment where they lead the left ball off track so it lines up with the ball on the right and the point where they eventually meet. The balls hesitate at this point. Before this hesitation, the balls weren’t very in tune with their movements. It was more bumpy. After this, they move at the exact same time until they meet.

If the balls were to diverge from the meeting point, their paths would seem the same until they get deeper into the maze. This is similar to how the UD seems like a parallel universe to Hawkins, but there are more differences the closer you look. The UD isn’t updated to the present, it’s decayed, and has monsters. There are certain points where the dimensions are in tune with each other, but others are more bumpy. The point where the balls meet is like the gates. The gates are the only places where the worlds connect and are exactly the same.

And it just so happens that Will’s bike crash sound effect plays just seconds before the balls crash. Why the hell is Will’s bike (that represents his disappearance) playing at this moment? It seems that the real world and the UD connected in a way that they haven’t before on the day Will was taken (like how the balls connect). This is probably referencing how the UD got stuck that day. Also El was being targeted in this clip much like how Will was targeted the day he was kidnapped.

(I don’t have the rest of the clip and I don’t feel like screen recording so bear with me)

Henry helps El pick up her last puck and then they go play chess. They both start the game in the same way, making parallel movements. After the first move, they make different plays to each other. (idk how chess works so if this is standard then. welp.) This is just like how the balls start similarly, but eventually go their own ways. Parallel but not so parallel dimensions hello!

He then tells El that the kids are going to try to kill her with Papa’s help and the bike sound effect plays AGAIN. That’s twice in like a minute. So this is scene has to relate to Will’s disappearance. Henry then says that Papa has been planning this for some time now. Um? Are they hinting that Brenner PLANNED Will’s disappearance? And that he was going to let him die in the UD (hello s1 Joyce)?

Ok. Then Henry talks about how the security cameras were off because Brenner allowed the others to sneak out of their room to hurt El. Weren’t the lab security camera tapes erased the night of Will’s disappearance? “He’s moving them like pieces on this board here.” So… Brenner controlled whatever the hell took Will? Is that what they’re saying?

This entire clip is crazy I’m still not done. “Thats why I wanted to help you, but I only made things worse.” So remember when the lights flickered in the garage when Will left? What if Henry was trying to warn Will? (this is under the impression that Henry slash Vecna still has control over himself and that he’s not you know. evil.) “If you want to make it out of here alive, you must do exactly as I say.” Is that how Will survived the entire week? Was Henry actually helping him somehow?

Oh and then the next scene is when Nancy and Dustin talk through the lights. Just like how Will did in s1. Right. Got it.