#I fucked around with the pov idk how I feel ab if

[oh-surprise-its-me]

Roy/Jamie idea: Roy and Jamie are on their honeymoon when an epic disaster happens like a tsunami or an avalanche. They try to hold on to each other but get torn apart. They each survive but think the other has perished. Somehow after wandering, helping others, and desperately searching for each other they wind up in the same refuge area and literally sit down next to each other, to exhausted to realize at first until they both finally turn around and actually see each other. It’s sheer bedlam after that and it doesn’t let up, only getting more chaotic when they finally get home. Even with the vortex of chaos happening around them, they have each other and that’s all that matters.

All y’all are on me for the angst goddamn okay I hear you. I will try my best like always 🫡.

Roy is exhausted, he saw Jamie disappear into the white fluff. He felt him slip away. He felt him die.

No. He’s not dead until there’s a body. Roy tilts his head back. He’s so tired, he helped distract kids earlier, he held a 6 year old for a long time who’s dad was till missing.

He comforted a mother who’s 16 year old daughter is in an hospital bed.

He’s so tired. This was supposed to be their honeymoon.

He collapses into a row of chairs. He tilts his head back to sleep for a bit, he pulls his hood up around himself.

———————

Jamie had bruises with bruises. He felt like a giant bruise. But that doesn’t matter because Roy is till missing, he felt Roy slide out of his fingers. Watched him disappear, he knows he might be dead. But he can’t think like that or he’ll go crazy.

He’d found two people when looking for Roy. A dad that’s frantic and a 22 year old who doesn’t speak any English, thank god for Dani teaching them all basic Spanish.

He stuck with the 22 year old for a while because she was so scared, he never stopped looking for Roy though. He didn’t see him.

He sees a line of chairs, he might as well sit for a while, might try to sleep, there’s an open chair next to a man with his hood up, hopefully he won’t mind if Jamie sleeps next to him.

~~~~~~~~

When Roy wakes up, there is a weight to his shoulder, he assumes it’s Jamie until he doesn’t feel a bus rocking back and forth and hears a baby cry.

His eyes open. He remembers now.

He glances down, the person has their hood up, blond hair peaks out of it.

He’s about to lay back and let them sleep some more when they move their right arm, tattoos. Jamie’s tattoos.

Roy stands up. The other person yanks up before they fall into the chairs.

“Shit sorry mate I’m used to sleeping on my husband, must’ve thought you were him.”

Jamie coughs, “not like I can be used to it anymore.”

“Why not.”

Jamie jerks in his chair. He looks up at Roy. “Are you real.”

Roy nods.

Jamie slams into Roy. They fall to the ground, causing some people around them to gasp, they both are crying, stumbling over ‘I love you’s’ and ‘I thought you were gone’.

A paramedic comes over and asks them if they’d like to share a bed for the night. They instantly agree.

Roy lays down first on his back, Jamie lays on top trying to put as little pressure on his bruises as possible.

Jamie’s face is in Roy’s neck, they just keeps saying I love you back and forth.

This was a shit show. And a horrible experience but they’ve got each others.

[dark-l-angel]

if you want requests, I am so delulu, I'm stuck in my own world 24/7 and my brain refuses to stop.....

Jason, who growing up had a crush on reader, but being the clueless person we are we have no clue (I swear it's a curse, I genuinely don't know that someone is into me until they say it. No flirting computes with me) but then the whole- ya know, not living thing happens.... The thing that leads up to Red Hood (I refuse to say it) and reader is later confronted by either Dick or Alfred at the funeral and they're like

“You know he like you, right?” and readers response is

“Not as much as I loved him”

which I guess causes a whole sad thing that I can't cope with, so you decide what happens from there, but basically the ending is when Jason is not the scary evil Red Hood anymore but more the Jason people fantasize about, he tells reader how he feels and IDK man something cute and fluffy, my brain is just sad all the time so all I have is the sad stuff.

Anyways, this is a lot longer than I thought it would be, but here it is, please ignore it if it's weird or too much 😅

have a nice day, peace out ✌️

Princess, believe it or not i had hundreds of scenarios to this situation at fucking 5 a.m when i was ab to pass my bachelor exam *I'm talking math day 💀

And having your own world is nice actually.. ❤ at least you have an escape place from painful reality and ur comfort character is hugging you in your rough times. Hope happiness strikes you like jason's beauty did to me 😃💝 love u deeply 💖

Reunion

Jason todd x fem!reader

"You know that he liked you.. right?" Dick's voice ringed in your ear.. even after all this time.. it's like it happened yesterday..

Thinking while staring at a book jason used to read when you both were younger.. before.. that incident..

You put the book away and picked another, you shared the same love of books with jason, that explains why you become a loyal customer to libraries and coffee shops.

It was always a sad thing to go to libraries, yet it felt like happiness to you.. finally some freedom from this cruel world. You don't have to suffer through reading some simple lines with deep meanings.. in fact, it changed you 360 degrees, your vision to the world has changed since ever jason introduced you to the books.

You were walking around the library while hugging different books, looking carefully through the shelves of another chosen one, Losing all connections with your world, not feeling a specific guy staring at you in admiration.

Your eye fallen on an interesting novel, but it was on the top shelf. You tried to reach it but failed, and you got that idea of reaching it through another book was by your hand. You did, the novel is coming out, but still not enough, you had to put extra efforts by standing on the top of your toes.

"Too bad short angel can't reach her little novel" a tall handsome man was towering you from behind, you looked up and his eyes fell into yours, green emerald eyes inspecting your angelic features in admiration carefully *while you took your time to enjoy his mesmerizing gorgeous beauty like the little whore you and i will do*.

He smirked before looking back to the novel and pulling it out for you, gosh he was handsome, but.. you could swear you know him from somewhere.

He reads the title loud before saying "damn baby girl you've got some pretty good taste out there.. i like it" he smirked "oh thanks, I've always liked that type of stuff especially when *author name* added his pov of the topic.." he laughed.

As you both sat at a coffee shop and continued babbling ab different books to different subjects.. almost everything.. as if you actually know this person years ago, the problem was that you weren't the type to get comfy to people easily.. so what's the matter with this guy?.

Probably his smile that cached your mind? or his emerald eyes and their beauty? his funny jocks? Or it's your shared likings? Or the fact that he was the only person to be able to crack his way through your dead heart and plant a rose of adoration that was meant only for him? The only person to have the ability to warm your heart after all these years? Or him being the reason of your tears of laughter?... sooo much questions going through your head.

You finally managed to ask him.. " i feel like i know you from years, never had fun like this since then.. do i know you by any chance?" You said while wiping away the tears of laughing on his stories.

"You didn't recognize me y/n?" You didn't tell him your name yet.. how would he- "i missed you so much actually... i have been thinking about you in everything i was doing back then, dick might probably told you about it, yet i still do think about you all the time..." you watch the man goes on.. but dick? He spoke about jason only.. and jason is.. gone.. "you forget me y/n?" That can be..

He smiled staring at you in pure love and admiration and adoration.. "It's jason.. the dumb boy who fell dumber in love with you, angel ♡".

Hope you like it ❤ baby gurl was here 😘

[thatbanditqueen]

i’m obsessed w all ur fics but i gotta ask…

are u planning on midge and ep making up some way in the next chapter or are u thinking ab dragging it out? (also wanted to let u know i reread the only sure thing probably once a week lmaooo)

So I'm writing chapter 8 right now and...... they are going to be colliding into each other at the end. Followed by three very very very smutty chapters. This and the last chapter where they are not together have been the HARDEST for me to write because I have the smut headcanons for the next chapters rebounding around in my mind grapes and I just want to get there already and I want the build up to be good but I have discovered this about myself as a writer. I'm not great at slow burn or storylines that don't lead to somewhat immediate smut..... lol.... maybe I'm off, but my favorite chapters of Only Sure Thing are 2 through 6..... I did like writing the scene in 7 where Elvis walks in on Midge writing fake fan letters for the Colonel.... but some of that chapter felt flat trying to accomplish more exposition and where i see them going... idk i am an aggressively hard on myself person, but i guess I think my favorite thing to write is pre-smut verbal foreplay which is hard to do if characters are broken up... so, this was a really long way to answer your question. The short answer is yes, and I'm sorry because I'm still learning how to write stories but I see ch 9 and 10 being.... um.... fun....

Once a week? My love.... im so fucking honored to hear you say that because I am really fond of these characters and I reread it everytime I write a new chapter, but I also want to rewrite it, especially some of the clunky paragraphs early on where I feel like I was over explaining Elvis' bio.... I might one day....

This is something I'm struggling with so I'm curious to know what you think... I don't want them to make up totally until March 1961 bc Elvis is going to convince Midge to go to Hawaii with him and he's leaving like the day after they reunite. But I also don't think it's realistic that he wouldn't try to see her every chance he can and try to wear her resolve down... I'm having him bombard her with telegrams and phone calls, and sort of explaining how he's off filming two movies and doing benefits and events in Nashville and Memphis as the reason he doesn't see her for six months... but I feel like I need to write ONE "look let me prove I can be just friends" scene from Midge's pov, where E shows up at her place unexpectedly because he's super impulsive and hyperfixated..... and he wants to use any excuse to get her alone and bring her back to his house ... uh... ok apparently this post became part of my writing process...

Thanks for reading and supporting my own hyperfixation. Im always down to chat about them. I really hope the fan community doesn't dissolve bf I finish these stories....I know I'm moving at a snail's pace..

xoxo

norAHHHH

The Only Sure Thing forthcoming in the next few days Ch 8 vibes...

[sunflowerdaisybee]

hello :) if it's OK I want to request a fic with p!bench trio and male reader where reader is a cat hybrid but doesn't care about haters, so they show their cat traits and stuff in public literally not caring, and the bench trio + reader are together vlogging, when someone approaches and starts to insult reader about their traits then chat and reader get angry ab it at one point and almost claw at the person but ranboo stops him while Tommy cusses at the insulter

ty,

- anon but idk what to call myself yet 💔

POV: You have scary dog privilege, anyways this was really cute and really fun to write, I hope you like it and I hope you figure out a name for yourself soon <3

Summary: Bench Boys to the rescue

Pairing: P!Bench Trio X Reader

Pronouns: He/him

[A/n]: Requests are closed, please check back later <3

“Hey (Y/n) can we get a meow for the vlog?”

“No.” You dead stare at Tommy, ears twitching in annoyance. Currently, you and your three favorite boys were out filming a vlog, nothing too exciting just walking around and being general public annoyances.

“I don’t think I’ll ever get over how chill you are just walking around like that.”

“Eh, I don’t really care how people feel about it, just as long as they aren’t in my face about it then I have no business caring about their opinion.”

“Well, maybe you should care because you’re fucking disgusting.” All four of you stopped walking, turning around to face the girl.

“Uh, can I help you?”

“I don’t need help from some gross freak like you. You’re a fucking disgrace and you should be locked up in some cage somewhere.” You typically had a higher tolerance for people like this, you had been dealing with them for most of your life, but for some reason, your patience ran thin today.

Tommy noticed as you flexed your hands, you had naturally longer and sharper fingernails due to your cat tendencies and would use them in self-defense if needed. Ranboo must’ve also noticed as he stepped forward a slight bit, ready to catch you in case you attempted to lunge at the chick, Tommy wouldn’t let it get to that though.

“Excuse me ma’am but there seems to be a mistake here, you’re the one who should be locked away. You’re out running around like a feral dog with its ass on fire, should we call animal control on you?” The woman sputtered for a second before trying to argue back, only to be cut off by Tubbo.

“You’re really funny looking, are you sure she’s a dog? Seems more like a possum or a deformed rat to me.”

“You’re on the right track Tubbo but she’s not cute enough to be a possum. Remember that shark I showed you the other day, the goblin shark? I think she looks like that.”

“Definitely.” The woman was furious now, steam partially shooting out her ears.

“I outta kill you punks!”

“Run!” The four of you ran, doing your best to dodge the hands of the crazy lady. You were running for what felt like hours before you actually managed to lose her.

“Holy shit, that was funny as hell.”

“How are we gonna get home? She could still be lurking around.”

“I could call my mom and ask her to come get us.”

“Yes please.”

Taglist: @minty-ghast @rokkyy @joyfullymulti @l0ver0fj0y

[vinnieswife]

Pov: you are dating Ani.

[Anakin Skywalker]

Anakin Skywalker x reader

Warnings: Sexual words,kinks and

•This man is a huge fan of hugs like,he’s hugging you all the time.

• “yeah you look good but you look better with your robes off”

•such a Horny mess

•Obi-Wan clearly knowing about he’s relationship with you,ang giving him some ideas to give you gifts

•when you two cuddle he wraps his arms around you and squish you again his chest,just close enough to whisper how much he loves you

•okay just think in that,Coruscant 10 am ,you wake up and see his tall figure still hugging you,his face buried on your neck,his breathing tickling on you skin,you just start stroking his cheek and his dirty blonde curls until he wakes up.THEN he looks at you with his deep blue eyes and kiss your lips.BYE I WISH MAN I WISH

•hes such a protective boyfriend and he’s ALWAYS having an eye on you in the misión and out of them

•okey I’m not going to lie he’s a jealous person,and everytime he sees someone trying to get into your pants,he just explode ,he goes directly to the guy and explain that he’s your boyfriend with something like this “sorry dude she’s mine” and only if the guy don’t stop he will punch him in the face and just look at you the same time he whisper into your ear “you are not going to feel you legs tomorrow love” and them you know that you are going to have a really good night.

• “love,it’s my free day come back to the bed,she miss you”

“The bed or you?”

“Both”

•you caressing his back everytime you two cuddle on the sofa

•loooong baths with ani,you have a long day at work,he have a hard missing and both decide that the best time to relax was a bath,some candles,a bottle of water,soap and some bubbles,if you start caressing his neck or chest he probably fall sleep.

•kisses on the cheek

•kisses on the chuckles

•kisses on the neck

•kisses everywhere(such a kisser)

•first of all he’s not fucking you,he’s making love to you.

•hes a fucking Dom

•and also has a lot of kinks

•choking you? Yes

•tie you up? yes

•blindfold?yes

•spanking?yes

•Daddy link? Yes

•praising kink?yes

•mouthfucking?yes

•And a lot more,but he will never do something that actually hurts you. (Ah ah never,such a good boy)

•he loves caressing your cheek idk why but he loves it

•Ani is a box of surprises maybe he can cook or maybe he can repare the sink .

•cute pet names like, love,princes,little one or precious

•prepare yourself to live with his ego

•looong hot showers

•he wash you hair and you body bc he loves it,and also he loves when you wash his chest,abs and his back.

DONT REBLOG MY WORK!!

[dream-a-little-bigger-x]

Valentine - Stoner!Calum

Anonymous asked:  Calum Hood and Valentine. Fuck me up man, this has me feeling so many feels right now. And Stoner!Cal has also been my weakness 😍

A/N: here ya go! I hope this satisfies your needs and has fucked you up plenty haha ;) 

Smut warning and mentions of drug use

Y/N’s POV

Valentine’s day has always been my most hated day of the year. Give me Christmas and I’m over the top happy with the Christmas lights and the music and the movies... Even Easter with all the chocolates. But Valentine’s day has always been the worst day ever.  On years I was single, I just nearly vomited every time I saw a couple being cute somewhere or when I saw the ugly teddy bears in the shops. Even when I wasn’t single, I still hated it. I never really thought about the holiday until someone brought it up and then I got very stressed as I didn’t know whether to get my significant other something or not. Do they like flowers? Chocolates? Do I need to take them on a date? Or would a night at home suffice? This year somehow felt different. Calum and I have been together for a good year now, and even though he’s mostly somewhere around the world, pursuing his dream with his band and his music, we still love each other to the moon and back. No matter where we are.  This year, he somehow made it less stressful. Like there was no pressure to the holiday whatsoever. And Calum was home for Valentine’s Day, but he hasn’t said a word about it. I didn’t even realize it was February the fourteenth until we were lying on the couch, watching Netflix and scrolling through our phone and Calum randomly mumbled “mmh, it’s Valentine’s day”.  I looked up at him and then glanced back to my own phone to check the date. It was indeed February 14th.  “Oh... What do we do?” I asked him with my eyebrows furrowed in thought.  “We could go out, have dinner,” he suggested, pondering out loud.  “But we’ve got pizza in the freezer and I’ve already taken my makeup and pants off,” I told him, not wanting to go out like this or change out of these comfortable joggers and Calum’s sweater.  “We could just stay home, kill some time?” he then tried, to which I nodded excitedly. We both turned back to our phone, continuing to scroll through whatever social media we were scrolling through. I felt so at ease and so comfortable just sitting like this in complete silence with just the tv playing in the background and the both of us just doing our own thing, whatever that was. Calum and I used to spend a lot of days like this where we’d just be sitting on the couch, cuddled up and just scrolling through our phones and we’d be fine. But on other days, we sometimes put our phones on silent and talked about our day and anything else we thought of. And then there were days -- mostly the terrible days -- where we’d put our phone on silent and smoke some weed together. That mostly causes for the most insane dance parties first and then follow the deepest conversations we’d normally never have. It’s a great venting mechanism as we’d both just say whatever’s on our mind or whatever’s bothering us. We’d start outside on our balcony and when the weed kicked in, we’d go inside again and lie on the carpet in the living room to continue our deep chats. At the end, we’d mostly just have sex right then and there, on the carpet. Or sometimes, we would actually make it to the bedroom.  With that in mind and without saying a word to Calum, I got up and went to get two joints from where we always stash them. “Let’s make this Valentine’s Day count,” I said as I showed him what I had in my hands. A sly grin formed onto Calum’s face as he got up and followed me out to the balcony. We sit down on the chairs as I light mine first, then hand Calum the lighter. It didn’t take long before Calum and I have both reached our high. We left the butts in the ashtray on our balcony table before getting inside and turning on the music. Our energy levels were higher than they’ve ever been, and I think even Calum has more adrenaline coursing through his body than he does when on stage. “You know what?” Calum then asked when we’re both worn out and crashed on the carpet in the living room. We were both on our backs, but in opposite directions with our heads right next to each other. I found myself playing around with his hair as he did the same to me. “What?” I asked him, turning my head slightly to look at him. “It’s so mental that I do what I do,” he said, confusing me a little. “What do you mean?” I asked, my eyebrows furrowed together. “It’s crazy that being a bassist in a band and touring around the world and making music is my job, don’t you think?” he elaborated, not taking his eyes off the ceiling as if he’s seeing himself playing the bass on stage. “Yeah, I guess it is crazy if you think about it. Like, that’s literally what you get paid for while I get paid for welcoming people to our country and giving them a place to sleep or to bang,” I explain my job as hotel receptionist. That’s how we met so many years ago when he came to Los Angeles for the first time and they’d booked a room in the hotel where I worked at. He’d called me so many times from his hotel, asking for stupid stuff until I decided to ask him what his problem was. He then told me he thought I was pretty and that he wanted to go out with me to get to know me better. And that’s exactly what we did. Then another date followed, and then another one. We kissed on our fourth date, had sex on our fifth when we’d gotten way too drunk. It was hard maintaining this relationship, but we managed. “You have pretty hair,” he then muttered, completely changing the subject. “I want chocolate milk,” I then said, suddenly craving the milky and chocolatey goodness. “You don’t want no kiwi?” he then questioned, turning his head to face me. I looked at him too, only to find him pouting. I had a weakness for those beautiful brown eyes and that pout. And the fact that he used his origin as a way to seduce me. Which is working in a weird way. “I’ll have some kiwi at any time of the day, baby,” I told him and closed the gap between us by pressing my lips to his. It’s a sweet kiss at first, but then my stoned ass got the best of me and deepened the kiss. I rolled onto my stomach, so that I was hovering over him a little, holding myself up with my arms. It kind of looked like the infamous Spiderman-kiss. But, you know, not really. I broke away from him for a moment and repositioned myself to sit on his lap, straddling him. His brown eyes looked at me, pleading to do something. “Happy Valentine’s Day, baby,” I told him before going at it on his neck. I kissed his skin and softly bit it until I got a groan in return. His hands gripped at my ass, giving me even more motive to torture him a little more. I lifted his shirt, kissing his abs, even licking every now and then. His member became bigger and bigger beneath me, and I was proud of myself for causing the friction in his jeans. That’s when I decided to not torture him too much and loosened his belt. With a little help from Calum himself, I pulled his jeans onto his ankles along with his underwear. Making his penis spring free, almost like gasping for air after being suffocated for too long. “I love you, Y/N,” Calum mumbled right as I took his cock in my mouth and started bobbing my head. I could feel it pulsating at the touch of my tongue, and me licking his tip every now and then didn’t make that any better. It didn’t take Calum too look before he came in my mouth. I swallowed it, licking off the remainders on his tip. When I came back up, Calum looked at me with thankful eyes. I think I just about nailed his Valentine’s Day present. “We’re staying home for Valentine’s next year too,” he panted before getting ready to return the favor. I couldn’t agree with him more. This way, I might actually start liking the holiday just a little more. It might even become my favorite holiday of all time. It might even beat Christmas at some point. And that’s damn right near impossible. “I love us,” I sighed after three more climaxes. I’ll always love us. 

Idk, this is kinda shite

[ragnarssons]

the 100 ask game

I was tagged by @nightbleeder ty <3 (even tho half of the fandom won’t like my answers, yikes)  1. What would you get arrested for on the Ark? as the things were on s1? Probably punching Kane in the face just for being around... or probably stealing some supplies for people I care about. Or murder, because sometimes the urge is strong, it has to be even worse on a very limited space like the ark. 2. Would you take off your wristband when you landed on the ground? ehhhh uuuuh, no, especially not with Bellamy’s ways of doing things at the time. Yeah, when Bellamy started to forbid people from eating unless they take their wristband off, is the only time I sided with Finn... 3. What would the necklace Finn would make for you look like? (Clarke: deer/Raven: a raven duh..) a fist in his face? Idk, Finn would have never made me a necklace because I wouldn’t have liked him at all to begin with. But if it has to come to that, maybe a tree leaf or something that simple. 4. If you could resurrect any MINOR character who would it be? *big breath* SINCLAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR 5. Create a squad of 5 characters to go on missions with. Who are they? Bellamy “eyes sharp” Blarke, Clarke doctor Griffin, Monty, Roan (because broanlarke and also their mission was badass), and Raven “it won’t survive me” Reyes. I have guns, swords, brains, abs, technology, and medical support. 6. Minty or Briller? Briller. I’m actually looking forward to see what they did with Jackson and Miller tbh.... 7. What would your name be in Trigedasleng? (example: Octavia=Okteivia…just make it up!) ehhh, Mari? Yeah kinda like Madi, cool. 8. Thoughts on Finn? Some people hate him, and others love him, so I’m curious  Who? Listen, I didn’t hate him at first, when I started the show. To me watching the first eps, it was THAT simple, Bellamy was the “bad guy” and Finn was “the good guy” the storyline sides with every time. And Clarke and him are the “rightful couple”. But delving into the show it gets more complicated and even tho I shipped Bellarke and Bellamy was by far my fav over Finn, I was “mehhh” with Finn. I didn’t care about his ass tbh. When he died I didn’t care. And then I rewatched the show. And I re-rewatched it. And re-re-rewatched it. And I HATE Finn. There is no more self-righteous character (except Octagon), and yet he’s the most basic douchebag you could ever put on a tv show. He’s lying, he’s cheating people, yet for a long while (5 episodes is still a long while) the narrative makes us want to be like “yeahh Finn ur so gooood”. And when there actually is the “love triangle” he goes all weak ass about it, being “sorry” and yet doing NOTHING to atone for what he did. He sleeps with Raven while it’s SOOO OBVIOUS that she’s just fucking him because she’s desperate and sad and just running away from things. SERIOUSLY? You don’t love her, she loves you, but you sleep with her??? And the way both Raven and Clarke had to be the “bigger person” for his sorry ass. I’m glad they worked things through and got an awesome relationship even tho he was here, with his “sad puppy eyes” dumb face. And the way he’s stalking Clarke wherever she goes, questioning and criticizing all her decisions. AND when on Unity Day he put CLARKE’S ass in danger, then went all “youuu should have truuusted meeee” when Clarke got her ass saved by Bellamy, BECAUSE his idea was dumb to begin with (and also because he kinda “forced” her hand to speak with the Grounders while she NEVER wanted to do that in the first place... why didn’t he go himself ehhh if he’s sooo smart? And after that he acted all schocked because the Grounders came with weapons - DUUUUUH). Do I hate Finn enough here?  9. Be honest. How willing would you have been to take the chip without knowing all the horrible things it does? Not. I’ve known really hard times, but never in my life I have thought about “turning my feelings/pain off” in a superficial way. And idk, kinda knowing it’s some kind of computer thingy (do they know?) “taking control” over you, ehhh no. I don’t do drugs. 10. What character do you relate to most & What character do you like the least not including the obvious ones like Pike, etc… I relate to Bellamy the most. Idk, yeah I don’t have a little sister who was my duty for all my life. But on a larger spec, I’d do most of the things he did. I know I’d kill only if it were necessary and I know I wouldn’t be able to live with it and trying to atone for it. I know that I’m true and impetuous and impredictable like Bellamy.  And the ones I relate with the least are Octagon and Mur.hy (let’s not tag him because heeee). 11. Describe your delinquent outfit. (Would you wear something like Murphy’s jacket with the spikey red shoulder patch or have a trademark like Jasper’s goggles? Be creative, yet practical) I’d be a basic bitch. With Clarke’s good earth cleavage because I can rock it too.  12. Favorite type of mutant animal? I loved the idea of the deer (also on s1 Lincoln actually has a “mutant horse”). I think Pauna is ridiculous, tho. I’d like to see more of these, on the other hand. 13. What would your job be on the Ark? Janitor? 14. Would you have willingly pumped Ontari’s heart if Abby asked? I think so. I know that when my adrenaline kicks in, I am able to push back a lot of my discomforts. Even tho I HATEEEEEEEEE everything related to surgery and stuff like that. To save Clarke, I would have, yeahhh... 15. If Lxa wasn’t Heda, but she’s still alive right? then who would make the best commander? No one? Idk just destroy this autocratic way of ruling. Wells would have been a good leader *side eyes*. Idk at least the Chancellor is elected, but I really disagree with the whole Grounders’ politics soooo I really don’t care about all this. 16. If you were a grounder, then where would you live and who would be your mentor? I’d love my mentor to be Lincoln. And ummm as for the clan ummm, I don’t care?? Trishanakru? The butterflies are nice, you know. 17. How would you act if you ate the hallucinogenic nuts like Jasper and Monty? Monty. I too want to give the Earth a giant hug. 18. How would you have dealt with Charlotte’s crime? A more John Murphy approach or Bellamy Blake? I would have given her some therapy cuz I don’t know why Wells had to die because she was seeing Jaha in her nightmares. Like?? Logic?? Where are you?? I really don’t know what I would have done but certainly NOT what they did to Murphy but also NOT what he would have done himself had he caught Charlotte (or what he did through the episode). Banishment seemed like a good idea, but she’s still a kid. Gosh I have no idea.  19. Who should be the Chancellor, if anyone? Someone from the lower ranks on the Ark. Like Sinclair? Given his relationships to a lot of characters, he would have been a good Chancellor, yeh. Or Ginger Dad. 20. Mount Weather had a lot of modern commodities. (example: Maya’s Ipod)What is the one thing you would snatch while there? Dante’s art collection. 21. Do you think you’d have caught the virus spread through camp or would you have been immune like Oct.via? Since my headcanon is that the virus was like “a moral compass” (since only the good characters got it), I’d say that I wouldn’t be immune. (I’ll never buy this bs saying that Octagon and Finn are “the strong ones” LMAO) 22. What would your grounder tattoos look like? Hairstyle? War paint? type Aloy on Google and that’s it. Aloy is bae. I also loved Lxa’s back tattoo tbh. And no war paint (idk all of these, on the show, are ridiculous). 23. Favorite quote? “For all its faults, Earth is really beautiful” also “We save who we can save today”. I also love the Traveler’s Prayer.  24. Can you forgive Mur.hy for his actions? How about Bellamy? About Mur/hy it’s gonna be a big NO. Like, sorry, I still have zero empathy for this character. People call him “complex”, to me, he hasn’t changed ever since the beginning of the show (he literally abandoned his “buddy” Bellamy on 401 like ehhh??). And the way he’s so judgy and “sassy” while he’d morally have ZERO right to be. I think the fandom works way more to make me dislike him, how everyone integrated the fact that he’s a bs human being and act like it’s normal and it’s a reason to like/love him. Bellamy has changed a lot from s1 to s4, I’ve never seen him NOT atone or try to do better after his screw-ups. That’s the main difference to me. Starting as a certain person, distrusting the others, okay, it’s one thing. Never buging from that? Nop. Several characters showed a lot of care for Mur.hy and he never did (apart from the very last moments of 413 so who knows, maybe coming from that, my PoV will change, but from s1 to s4 my PoV never changed on him). I honestly like the idea of the show integrating a character like this in the story, it’s “different”, yes. It’s just not characters I like and/or relate to. I also feel like the writers don’t (didn’t? until now) know how to put him in a narrative close to the people he could evolve with (because they... didn’t want him to evolve?). He was just alone on lots of times, aaand very often, sadly for him, related to SLs I didn’t like (Polis, Jaha’s quest, the mansion and all). I don’t like the “in it only for myself” kinds of characters. (if it can help, I also disliked both Bellamy and Kane when they seemed to be “just that” as well... but they evolved). 25. If one of the characters was in the Hunger Games, who would have the best shot at winning? NOOOOO ALREADY SO MUCH DEATH NOOOO One of the Grounders most likely. And unless it would be Lincoln then I wouldn’t care. 26. Least favorite ship? Favorite ship? NOT INCLUDING CL OR BC anything including Octagon. Also anything including Finn. My favorite ship is Bellarke and I ain’t gonna bend the truth *shrugs* I care very little about any other ships on here lmao (except Monty and Harper, they have my thumbs up).  27. A song that should be included in the next season, like when Radioactive was? If there had to be another guest star like Shawn Mendes on the show, who would you want to make a cameo? Some Olafur Arnalds, let’s suffer. 28. What would you do if you were stuck in the bunker with Murp.y for all that time? Honestly? All the data he had about the past in that thing? I would have watched it all. (or did it have only the one video with ALIE and Becca? I don’t remember) 29. Opinion on Emori? Roan? I loved Roan when he was an ally, but I do think he had a manipulative side that he played on Clarke a lot. I think he could have had way more potential than what they did with him. As for Emori... I like her, I’m glad she’s still alive as in, I hope they’ll delve into her more to make me like her more. Because I liked how she started to develop a “care” for Clarke and the others after ep408. Before that, I also didn’t like her, the “Bonnie and Clyde” thing she had with Murp.y didn’t interest me. 30. Would you want to be an extra that is killed off in a brutal way? Eh, yeah why not. 31. A character you’d like to learn more about and get flashbacks of? MONTY, I mean? Why did he never get flashbacks?? Also Harper, Miller, Jackson, idk the Sky People ya kno.  32. A character you’d bang? Look, “Satisfied Girl” and Bree are my girls goal. @head-and-heart @bellamynochillblake @bellsbeard @captainheroism @grumpybell @bellamyslaugh @perhalta @bobnorley @foolish-nymeria ehhh if anyone else wants to do it, let’s go!

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Romance head canon ❤️ in all the fan fiction I read its Valkyrie initiating the relationship/kiss👄 , her flirting. I read this piece and it was like from ghastly POV and he picked up on the way skul 💀look at her. Want some head canons of skulls POV. 👀

oho do i have some shit for you

seriously anon i think this might be the longest fucking post ive ever made

the way i read the books, skul starts to realise he’s in the process of falling for val when she’s 17-18. which is dodgy in some parts of the world, and idk where you’re from anon, but in my country the age of consent is 16 so i’m cool with interpreting it like that

the first instances of like, gentle flirting, from him are in death bringer and kotw. 

1. “You’re late.” 

“I’m beautiful.”

“You’re always beautiful.”

“I’m always late, too.”

skulduggery is from the 1600s, and flirting back then was not as obvious as it is today. this is roughly the time where he starts complimenting her regularly on her appearance. “you’re always beautiful” is a pretty safe compliment to give any girl, especially a girl like val who’s fairly vain and aware that she’s beautiful. i think here he’s kind of. testing the water? like not openly flirting with her, but more seeing whether she’s receptive to that kind of comment coming from him? whether he should bother to keep them coming? because if she’d responded here with an immediate awkward or disgust reaction, or if she’d kind of gone “that’s a little weird, skulduggery” i bet you none of the other semi-flirty stuff in the books would’ve gone down. he would’ve backed off, immediately

but she doesn’t. she just accepts it - we don’t get a physical reaction from her, but he keeps the compliments coming so there was probably some vaguely positive physical cue, i.e. she smiled at him or something, and says, “I’m always late, too.” The ‘too’ acknowledging that she knows she’s always beautiful. Thank you. Which let’s be real, is a response to half-flirty compliments that he’s probably used to from china. She’s not told him to fuck off, so that’s a positive.

And then he’s treated her to a gorgeous dress. 

2. “The dress was long and slinky, strapless, silk and chiffon. Her shoes were gorgeous”

I’m sorry, but if you see someone as a surrogate child, you don’t buy them a sexy dress. You just don’t, it’s inappropriate and wrong. And yeah, you might buy a dress like that for your platonic friend if you know that’s your friend’s style, but val isn’t a regular dress-wearer. so chances are, he bought her something he’d like to see her in, and hoped she’d like it. It’s not mentioned in the book, but it’s also possible he had to actually buy her underwear at this point. “Long, slinky, strapless” dresses usually require panties that don’t leave underwear lines, and strapless bras. Since val isn’t a regular wearer of slinky clothing or dresses, chances are she doesn’t actually own any suitable underwear for this dress. So either she went without, which would’ve been kind of uncomfortable for her during the whole nonsense with melancholia that went down at the requiem ball, or skulduggery bought her underwear to wear with the dress. 

how does he even know what size she is? either he asked ghastly, or he paid a lot of attention to that naked reflection. 

“I thought I’d spoil you,” he says. We know skulduggery spends a lot of money on the important woman in his life. China says he used to bring her priceless books and artifacts which would’ve cost him an arm and a leg, and it’s probably safe to say he bought her outfits, too, while they were together. He doesn’t seem to spend his money on people who don’t matter to him (as much). You don’t see him splashing out to get tanith a set of protective clothes, and he doesn’t so much as take elsie through the burger king drive-thru. Yet, I googled how much it costs to remodel a house and the answers I’m getting are all in like the £40,000 to £75,000 bracket, which might be out, but since I know nothing about house renovation, I’m gonna run with that. So he spent over £40,000 on doing up his house so val could essentially live there and spend more time with him. You don’t spend that kind of money on someone you’re not planning on having there long-term. 

He also implies that he would’ve gone to Ghastly to get val’s requiem ball dress if he hadn’t been so busy. ghastly’s clothes are implied to be expensive. it’s one thing for skul to buy val protective clothes - she’s his responsibility, and he wants to keep her safe, it’s an understandable expense. but splashing out just to buy her a fuckin expensive dress tailor-made by ghastly just to spoil her? dude got feelings

i mean let’s also take into account that that was what dudes did in ye olde days, right? they were the primary source of income. in 1600-whatever, the girl would’ve moved in with the guy, put her own touch on the home, and it would’ve been her husband’s responsibility to “keep” her; to pay for her clothes, her food, her entertainment, etc

What’s val done in the past few years?

“Moved into” skul’s house - not full-time, but it’s implied she spends a lot of time there, put her own touch on it via having it entirely fucking remodeled to suit her, what with having the bathroom, kitchen and bedroom put in, and spent a whole lot of skul’s money. he spoils her. in exchange, she makes his house into a home - probably just by being there, bc lets face it this is val and she’s no domestic goddess. but it mimics, i like to think, the way he would’ve treated his wife. money no object to make her happy

if you look at it like this, he’s basically treating her as though they’re in a relationship already. i doubt he’s actually taking that seriously and deluding himself that they’re a thing, but again, he’s testing it out. how does she react to him treating her like this? does she have issues with it? is she comfortable? and she’s totally chill with it, so another positive

There’s also this:

3. “Now she had her own bedroom, there was a bathroom with a huge shower and a kitchen with a fully-stocked fridge.”

So not only did he refurbish for her, but he refurbished with quality. Which, yeah, it’s skulduggery, he’s got expensive tastes, but tbh i think he let her pick out everything. which means she picked all this expensive shit that looks great but cost him a mint and he doesn’t care, bc this is how he shows affection

4. “sometimes she wondered how much money she’d cost him with her insistence on refurbishment”

So refurbishing was val’s idea. The fact that she wanted skul’s house changed for her probably came across as like. not flirty, exactly? but to him, she’s saying that she wants to spend more time here. more time with him. she wants his home to be her home. he probably saw that as encouragement, tbh, he was so happy about it? 

then in kotw, we have this:

5. “Remember that sorcerer who went missing?”

Valkyrie raised her head off the pillow even as she woke. For a moment she didn’t know where she was, then she recognised the house on Cemetery Road…

“Patrick Xebec,” Skulduggery said, standing in the morning sunlight that streamed in through the window.

he’s. in her room. while she’s asleep. at this point, they have no boundaries. skulduggery would’ve been raised that to come into a young lady’s room while she is abed is just. not done. the only woman it would’ve been appropriate for him to do that with would be his wife, or a lover - women he’d essentially share a room with anyway (don’t quote me on this, but i think a lot of couples in his era had separate bedrooms as standard? and then just slept together when they wanted to? because a lot of marriages were out of convenience and not love?). but im pretty sure there’s also another scene of him doing it again - coming into her room before she’s up and waking her up by talking at her - so either he’s just utterly lost his sense of propriety over the years or he’s so comfortable with her and she with him that they no longer have that boundary

6. “She took a quick shower, dressed, and Skulduggery had a bowl of cereal waiting for her when she emerged.”

so not only is he a-ok with coming into her room while she’s still in it, they’ve also got into a morning routine with each other. he makes her breakfast. it’s wonderfully domestic, a little gesture of affection in his very understated way. skulduggery is an over-the-top personality who doesn’t do emotions very well, and val has no subtlety. he’s treating her like he’d treat his significant other, but because he hasn’t actually smacked her in the face with a brick stamped with “I LIKE YOU” in big letters, she’s not picking up what he’s throwing out there

it’s also worth mentioning that like. in death bringer and kotw, he starts touching her a lot more. hugging her, or letting her hug him. that scene where he pushes her up against a wall and kinda feels her up to check if she was shot, even though she’s wearing protective clothes and so he knows none of the bullets would’ve hurt her. that bit in kotw(?) where she gets stuck in the hole and he has to pull her out. it’s pointed out on the skulduggery forums in the valdug thread that if you pull someone out by their underarms, like he tries to, you’re gonna touch boob. you just are. it’d be shockingly difficult not to. and again, no negative reaction from her, not even an awkward joke

again, for the most part of skul’s life, male-female physical contact was very limited. he didnt touch her very often for the first half of the series, and i think that had a lot to do with the fact that in his mind, it would’ve been inappropriate. touching is something you do with the girl you’re courting. so like, he’ll hug her if she needs to be hugged, or comfort her if she needs it or whatever, but there’s no casual touching. but in the last four books, he touches her an awful lot. because he is kinda courting her

kotw i think is the point where skul stops dodging around on the edge of flirting, and starts actually flirting. and tries to let her know he’s got feelings for her, because he’s a whole lot less subtle in this book. there’s this whole exchange: 

7. “It’s just, if you were feeling somehow…unattractive…”

“Sorry?”

“I don’t mean unattractive,” he said quickly. “I mean, if you were thinking that maybe you’ll always be alone -”

“You think I’ll always be alone?”

“That’s not what I meant.”

We know that when skulduggery was alive, he had a stutter. this isn’t a stutter, but he’s definitely nervous, and you can tell? i can count the number of times skulduggery was visibly nervous in the books on one hand. he’s a very confident, very self-assured man. but this is the first time he’s kind of made it obvious to val that he likes her. this is him kind of going, i’m an available romantic prospect, valkyrie. but she doesn’t let him get it out, she won’t let him finish. he phrases it wrong and loses his chance.

8. “I was only trying to be sensitive.”

she’s hurt him. she won’t let him talk, won’t let him tell her how he feels. she “doesn’t need him sensitive”. she’s kind of. pretty much completely dismissed that he’s also a person with feelings, and she’s hurt him.

9. “you can’t run from your feelings!”

“i can walk from them.”

he doesn’t deny that there are feelings to walk from. by now he’s picked up that valkyrie is dense as a fucking wall, so the flirting is getting a little bit more obvious. and even though she just hurt him, and he’s now kinda pissed at her as a result, he still acknowledges that he has feelings

and then, in lsodm, we get this absolute fucking gem

10 “tight trousers don’t count.”

he’s given up, everyone. this is outright flirting, it even sounds flirty on the audiobook, he knows he’s not fucking getting anywhere and now he’s just not even bothering to be subtle

and then, going totally outside of canon, i like to think that the Big Reveal is essentially skulduggery says something even more obvious than the tight trousers comment, and val kind of pauses and goes, “are you flirting with me?” and skulduggery is just like

HAVE BEEN FOR THREE YEARS NOW BUT THANKS FOR NOTICING