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aspiringcryptid · 9 months
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aspiringcryptid · 3 years
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aspiringcryptid · 3 years
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why do so many people refuse to believe that cats love so pure and deeply and they're not always just self serving little heat creatures. when a cat loves you, when a cat looks at you with love in their eyes... my god
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aspiringcryptid · 3 years
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replaced my iphone with a pet rock and replaced my applications with teeeny tiny googly eyes and heart shaped glitter. im happier than ever and sleep 12 hours a night
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aspiringcryptid · 3 years
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Kylo was a literal victim.
of being ugly?
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aspiringcryptid · 3 years
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real talk something i have to keep learning and i think a lot of you guys are like me: your friends shouldnt be intimidating. if you see all of your friends chillin in a discord vc, dont just sit there and think damn they are all hanging out without me theyre playing games without me they dont want to talk to me. just join the vc homie. if they didnt want you to talk to them they would privatly call. if u wanna play a gane and nobody has asked u to play a game that just means u can be the one to ask to play a game. a majority of the time ur friends are not sitting there thinking about how much they dont want to hang out with you
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aspiringcryptid · 3 years
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i see no difference love is love 😘👍
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aspiringcryptid · 3 years
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you knock my invulnerability off but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller invulnerability underneath
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aspiringcryptid · 3 years
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for the love of god…
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aspiringcryptid · 3 years
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guy with a pocket knife whose only job at your work is to offer you his pocket knife when you are having trouble breaking down cardboard boxes
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aspiringcryptid · 3 years
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aspiringcryptid · 3 years
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people who think i'm rude because of my adhd are wrong and idiots. i'm rude because i don't like you and don't care about what you have to say.
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aspiringcryptid · 3 years
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aspiringcryptid · 4 years
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The Calf-Path.
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aspiringcryptid · 4 years
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aspiringcryptid · 4 years
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aspiringcryptid · 4 years
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multilinguals whose voice is deeper when speaking your native language(s) but then goes high pitched the second you switch to L2 or L3… you’re very valid and also sexy
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