#I fucked a mind flayer

[dickbaggins]

big day in baldur’s gate

[morganbritton132]

Continuing a bit from this

Because that was a fluke, right?

Steve Harrington sat at their lunch table, asked a bunch of questions, and took notes as some sort of prank, right? It’s never going to happen again. Right?

But he’s there again today (“Fucking hell”) sitting at their table, waving them over when he spots them like, “I was thinking about that depression filter you told me about. Makes no sense.”

“It’s, uh…” Jeff tries, accepting Steve’s offered applesauce. “It’s a perception filter.”

“Ohhh, that makes more sense.”

Steve opens his notebook, marks something out, and writes over it. He looks up like, “About this guy Griffon.”

And that’s how it goes. Steve asks questions. They provide answers. They realize that Steve must have some hearing loss in his left ear and adjust to that. Steve cracks a joke they don’t understand and adjusts to them, and it’s…fun.

Gareth accidentally elbows Steve in the ribs and Steve winces hard because his ribs are still fucked up from the fight. They all think this is over now and things will go back to normal but Steve…apologizes?? For being weird??? To weirdos?

“Oh, god,” Jeff says after lunch, watching Steve and Grant walk off in the same direction. “We have to keep him.”

Gareth sighs, “Eddie is going to hate this.”

[bigmfrat]

Shut the fuck up. Stop Posting. Read this.

The Illithiad

96 pages, mostly pictures. read your fuckin lore.

Lords of Madness

One chapter, 28 pages, mostly pictures and stat blocks with lore in-between.

BG3 doesnt give you shit for mindflayer lore, read the books, here's your links.

I'm not joking when I say its mostly pictures. it's a short ass read.

[suitetarts]

get a room first before you start sucking dick???? CHRIST

[frwalkwithme]

[playlist] How I’ve missed you.

[batpersik-art]

[nopuarts]

I love them too much, this pose was too good to resist.

Pose credit: https://twitter.com/emtfira/status/1652378642578812928

[runraerun]

normal nightly thoughts

[esuooh]

how to start your own blood-thirsty cult 101:

[deathishauntedbyhumans]

“I got into bg3 so i could romance astarion” “i got into bg3 so i could romance karlach” all well and good however. i got into bg3 bc i saw a clip of the mind flayer sex scene and decided i wanted me some of that. we are not the same.

[y-rhywbeth2]

You learn things while looking at the dialogue options you didn't take as the Dark Urge! Which are not new, but sometimes all you see is the implications and not the parts where the game comes out and says things.

*Your body feels aroused imagining a broken twisted neck, and a thrill thinking of a trailing intestine.*

It is in no way surprising, considering that serial killing may be sexual in nature, and the Bhaalist scriptures you find about Bhaal being a creep and giving his followers murder-orgasms that I refer to as the basis for murder nuns, the implications and potential flat-out admission of necrophilia, Gortash's remark, Astarion telling them to wait ten minutes before being an absolute freak (hypocrites, both)...

I mean you can take "aroused" differently, but altogether the implications are pretty strong: I know Durge gets off on serial killing, but I didn't expect the game to actually imply it that strongly, it always seems to hedge around things.

[leavingautumn13]

design a one off npc, get attached, suddenly have another oc. send help.

[i have commissions open now]

[imperatoralicia]

Hey Larian, sometimes a lady just wants to fuck a tentacled aberration without getting judged by her whole camp...

Or her whole Steam friends list for that matter...

[bigmfrat]

Having a rough time so have some spec evo crumbs that have been sitting in the squidcord for months that I only just got around to drawing to distract myself with

Teeth fall out regularly and are quickly replaced.

Only Minor and Minor/intercaste (more on this below the line) have feeding Tentacles.

Feeding Tentacles are stiffer than your regular tenties and remain in pockets when not in use. The ends also have very small teeth for gripping, they feel like velcro.

Teeth are dull but their jaws are for crushing bone so it doesnt matter.

"Venom" (bone melting enzyme) is black, sticky, and viscous, can be spit but is always a last resort. Most bites are dry bites.

Claws come out of the tip of the finger as apposed to the top like humanoids

Like cats and dogs, Illithid have a quick, if damaged it will bleed (a lot)

Claws dull with use and must be taken care of to be sharp

Caste System

The Primordial Illithid society resembled that of an ant colony but on a smaller scale, their species naturally came in three basic castes that had their own biological functions. The modern Terrestrial illithids have retained the physical characteristics of their ancestors, though are now much smaller, and they no longer serve any function in their society.

The three base castes are:

Major

Height Range: 6'8 - 7'5

Prey species: Humans, Half Orcs, Dragonborn, High Elves, Tiefling

Physical Traits: Longer tentacles, Longer and usually pointed braincase

Birthrate: 1

Media

Height Range: 5'7 - 6'9

Prey species: Humans, Elves, Tiefling, Drow

Physical Traits: Medium tentacles, Rounded head, Most often have "beaks" - but not always, this trait is seen less with each generation.

Birthrate: 3

Minor

Hight Range: 4'5 - 5'9

Prey Species: Gnomes, Halflings, dwarves, Drow

Physical Traits: Shorter tentacles, Longer and pointed braincase.

Birthrate: 4

Minors have a few unique features and are the most faithful to their home world ancestors, the first being two long and thin feeding tentacles that remain retracted in their throats until they find prey, and two specially adapted tentacles on their forehead used as communication displays, these two traits have been entirely lost on the other two castes, Despite these 4 extra "tentacles" they are not to be mistaken for Ulitharids. Minors are also extremely rare outside of colonies despite being the most plentiful caste, this is due to their function in their original society as caretakers and homemakers, a Minor is more likely to take re-education over expulsion due to their social needs and most renegade Minors tend to be Inter-caste.

Each caste is biologically inclined to its individual food items, even with free access to enthralled meals of any race, they will usually stick to their preferred prey.

Three additional castes:

Ulitharid

Height Range: A foot above the intended caste's average height

Prey Species: Humans, Elves, Tieflings, Dragonborn, Half Orcs

Physical traits: Two additional tentacles, usually thinner but longer than the main four.

Birthrate: 0.002

Any caste can become an Ulitharid.

Inter-caste Inter-caste is the closest thing you will get to a hybrid when it comes to Illithid. Each tadpole holds the full range of natural genetic code and has the potential to become any caste, what determines the end result is the tadpole's lineage; If the parent was a Media, the child will also be a Media. In the case of Inter-caste, however, one or two traits from one of the other castes may unintentionally come through. This can result in a Major with shorter tentacles or an unusually tall Minor.

Apex (more on Apex Illithid found here) Illithid super soldiers. Built like a tank with an intelligence to match, while their psionics are rather basic, they make up for it with an insane might and an ingrained determination to get the job done. Very rare and will ALWAYS be pure Majors.

None of these castes are natural, Ulitharids and Apex specifically did not exist until Elderbrains took over the race and while inter-castes did happen on occasion, they were much rarer before the Illithids were domesticated.

Other traits unrelating to castes:

Illithid DNA is very malleable and significant changes can be made in a single generation, while Elderbrain aren't the best at gene editing some differences can clearly be seen between colonies. The most noticeable example is their foot configuration: while Illithid living in a more aquatic environment will have the standard two webbed toes tipped with a large claw, their somewhat "dryer" cousins may sport a more humanoid approach with 3-4 webbed toes in the traditional Illithid style. A mindflayer with Human hands or feet however would be seen as deformed.

[jacqcrisis]

What a good line. He's so genuinely bothered someone believes he's capable of being better than he thinks of himself as he's spent weeks justifying doing something Pretty Bad for entirely self-serving reasons.

10/10. Good game. Good character.

[elfboypussy]

i feel almost silly for getting this far on honour mode with the joke character (barbie beating the shit out of everyone with her bare hands bc of her insatiable white woman bloodlust) but its kind of worth it to have a durge in a girlypop absolute outfit like this is completely in character and it makes me bust out laughing every time i rest now