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THEY’RE RECORDING ENDGAME THEY’RE RECORDING ENDGAME THEY’RE RECORDING ENDGAME
#sheerio#ed sheeran#taylor swift#endgame#swifties#reputation#meredith grey#I found these on his ig btw
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today in the chronicles of women in motorsport...
#found this in ig comments and couldn't resist#this is the woman behind ferraris strategy in the early days of sebastian vettel btw#so yeah#happy international women's month#dont forget the 'you like f1 because it was made into a netflix show'#and his equally charming twin 'you only like f1 because the drivers are hot'#my brother in christ#shut the fuck up#i love it here sm#scuderia ferrari#f1#formula 1#women in motorsport#motorsports#ruth buscombe
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I know that I've listened to too much Malevolent when I start hearing the voice in my head call me Oarther and my laugh sounds like Kayne
#btw ige misread his name as Kanye which is ehy i have been so confused.#i found out it was kayne#and i was liks#SINCE FUCKING WHEN???#anyways#on to tags#john malevolent#malevolent arthur#malevolent podcast#arthur malevolent#malevolent
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my controversial gw2 opinion of the day is that i actually like isgarren. dont get me wrong. i think he's objectively wrong about everything and also kind of a brat. that's the thing and the problem though. i like isgarren because he's kind of a massive whiny tantrum baby fussy drama queen.. he took brat summer and turned it into brat epoch !
#my stuff#this is a lot of tumblr friendly words to say i like him bc hes kinda a fruit btw#i do not think that he is smart either btw ☝️ book smart perhaps but nothing else#i think he's MEANT to be a really unlikeable character on purpose in a specific hammy way#like he's literally intended to be read as an interpersonally dislikeable and even interpersonally stunted kind of bookish wizard old fart#i think soto introduced him slightly weirdly bc i think. anet like#acted like we're supposed to consider him more morally grey than he actually is#but#JW SPOILERS IN PROCEEDING TAGS#i think its more obvious he's just plain not a good guy moving forward#now that their writing has found its bearings again#every other character is just like yeah this guy sucks..would be really funny if he was stuck in a torment nexus for awhile right#even the commander is like wow i feel the sudden urge to poke the bear with this guy for no reason#must be his generally dislikeable and negative aura#you could say he's morally grey ig because he technically does 'good' its just very transparent how much he sucks at it#anyways#do you think him and mabon knew each other carnally ?
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#Oh btw I met a guy in the club and I didn't get his number because I was on mushrooms#so we just talked about motionless in white for 5 minutes and then I wondered off to look at my own hands under the black light#but I have since found his Instagram and he unironically has r4wr-XD in his ig name#so needless to say if I start posting abt love and light in the near future please know its because I pulled him and am planning our wedding
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because charmy's so young its fairly easy to come up with similar headcanons for why and how he found vector but i wanna hear thoughts about espio
#sonic#team chaotix#vector the crocodile#espio the chameleon#like i have a hc that vector's in his 30s. not because it relates to espio i just think he should be#anyway i reckon espio either met vector 10 years ago (dont ask why specifically 10) or some point around the time charmy came along#idk what my charmy hc is btw i dont think vector would legally adopt and ig hes just sort of. there.#his parents are unknown and he was in some sort of government care at some point but idk#lets say vector began fostering him then later decided to adopt#ANYWAY espio#idk why but like#i have the most SPECIFIC hc#he got lost on holiday once. sort of like home alone 2 except hes in a different country where they speak a different language#and either his parents purposefully abandoned him. decided they had well and truly lost him or idk theyre dead#(typically i go with the middle one)#at some point vector found him and decided to take care of him#dont ask me about mighty btw i know very little about his personality and the only specific thing i know is he hates espio
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oh hello-
#dae rambles#rottmnt#my ert#hi hello i'm back#twitter is shit so mind if i move in?#it's been a while lmao#but yeh i'm making a comic ig#idk what i'm doing anymore halp-#let me brainrot over turtles pls#oh i found out i'm pansexual like 2 years ago btw#peace out homies!
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Happy SCARturday everyone!
Today I celebrate Louis’ SCAR cause I like it a lot 🥰 and I wish people would find scars, stretch marks, acne marks, birthmarks, vitiligo, body hair more and were more kind to themselves
Expect a lot of reblogs of Louis’ arm all day <3
#celebrate your own too#not just when they belong to a hot british guy with blue eyes btw#SCARturday#also… i got a bit of hate for saying that I showed my colleagues traumaatologists Louis’ xray?#i was curious to know why he didn’t wear any sling and seemed to be able to move the arm so fast after the surgery#his recovery was fast as fuck boyyyyy#and also I asked if the anterior approach was chosen deliberately to spare his stag tattoo#but they thought that anterior approach is the most common one and it’s easier to roeserve the radial nerve#so i guess the stag was always safe 🫶#and i literally dont see any problem with it? and tweeting about it?#but weirdos found it soooo#it could have been anyone… literally anyone but still the haters were h*rries and s*ifties 😭😭😭#so i wasn’t surprised 😭#i didnt even show any sensible data or anything#that was louis’ xray the one he posted on his ig lmao#as Scar from the lion king would say…
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Maybe I'm just cursed 🤪
#trigger warning for everything that follows in these tags btw#i am in need of some venting into the void#so im gonna vent#so uh#im almost out of time to find a new job before i have to leave my flat and move back with my parents#in the past 27 days ive filled in 189 job applications#6 of those led to interviews#so far 5 of those have been rejections#i even started looking at jobs that paid way less than i can feasibly live on just so i could at least cover rent and stay here but no luck#anyway thats already sucky#and then ive had to go off my adhd meds because of continuous and annoying fuck ups with my drs and im hesitant to work to fix it cause#might be moving counties anyway lol#my depression is the worst its ever been in about two years i struggle to want to exist day in and day out and#this morning i found out my dog - my baby who i dont live with because i moved cities - he lives with my parents#we found out he has an agressive cancer - and i have to now make choices i dont feel ready to make#and im just#do you ever feel like youre already one the ground but life wont stop kicking you#and i feel#so lonely#my friends are doing everything right my cousin who i live with is always checking in on me and i am still#convincing myself i am being a burden i am the problem i#my whole life is collapsing and i#even writing this all out in tags my brain is yelling at me for being an 'attention seeker' or smth and idk#i just wanna#idk#its complicated ig#im fighting#i am fighting so hard#i just want ppl to know im doing my best thats all#anyone who read all of this - hi - i hope youre having a beautiful day. its all going to be okay in the end 💛
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I'm just kinda thinking over what could it been had things gone just. Just every so slightly better
Had some fundamentals been challenged further
Had the right words be spoken
Had they didn't go all in
It's just so sad, because I ultimately do see them working on the right scenarios, but they're all just...fantasy, a fleeting dream, the unreachable
Oughhhh I love them so much. They're so doomed
#perceptive little crow#this is about teopeka btw#i just listened to something good can work and it was like 'man. this would've been the ideal'#because YES i do believe the first phase of their relationship was full of hope for the future for both ends#peka just found himself on a new world that seemed detached from the previous. he could start anew#tbh tho teo simply followed out of pity and a bit of hopelessness. I wouldn't be surprised if her life was just kinda shaking a couple days-#before she met peka. and after seeing what he was capable of she kinda just....relaxed. knowing it may go well after all#it was a gamble she took. but damn did it pay off. and she gets to enjoy the benefits for a fair amount too#then The Incident happened#then a new department that was the opposite of what she advocate for formed on the company she wanted to create#then she started being pushed more and more on administrative/executive roles and was basically out of the field#then she felt disconnected of her world. her passion. her people#no place to go to no shoulder to land on. she wasn't alone she just....was a deeply lonely woman at the end#sorry. im not even sure if this actually fits the direction I'd like her to go to on my au/fanfic. but ig it fits#anyways. maybe had stuff gone differently she would've enjoyed the benefits all the way through#she maybe could've had both sides of the cake#who knows#it's just kinda interesting to think about the gambles she took went it came to hlev/peka. both on moments of desperation/loneliness#both the same weird ass guy that she saw at first and went 'what the fuck is his deal'#both just...so endearing she can't help but love them#maybe she needs them as much as they need her#maybe any and all their relationships never were meant to last#but that's kinda dooming it further and honestly I'd like to see a happy ending (where i get to be with my crush x3!!!!!!)#so I'll leave one side to rot and the other to bloom. easy.#sorry im rambling too much now. night night
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um. I dont remember him looking like that...
#looking for a new desktop theme i found this#???????????#i have so many questions#is that justin beiber#why did someone put his face on this picture#why is it in a tumblr theme#ig bc its called monarchy but. why this pic specifically#i thot it was tommen at first glance no that is definitely joffrey in 1x09. with justin beiber's face#i definitely knew who that was btw. if you remember otherwise you made that up you're crazy
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literally everytime i look up a character to see who they were va'd by it always links back to persona 5 somehow. help me.
#benjitalk#saw 1 (one) video of hi-fi rush and decided to look up chai's va bc i adored that silly little man from the little i saw of him#and its robbie daymond. aka. AKECHI. get me out of here#< AND SIDENOTE HE ALSO PLAYED RAYMOND??? IN OK KO?????#first it was venti. then itto. and now its chai. help me.#also im very sad i found about abt hi-fi rush AFTER the steam sale bc i want this game SO BAD#1 VIDEO. THATS ALL I SAW.#the game is only like 30 bucks so im tempted to snag it at full price anyways#but im still playing through 2 (soon to be 3 when i actually install ace attorney oops) games so i at LEAST wanna finish one of those first#IVE NEVER PLAYED P5 BTW. IT JUST KEEPS FOLLOWING ME. someday i'll play it. maybe. or watch a playthrough#thats probably more likely.#p5 (and persona series in general ig??) is a story heavy game from what i know#and i prefer to just watch someone else play story-heavy games?? bc i just want the story i dont wanna go through the gameplay myself#but with games that focus more on the well. gameplay. i wanna actually play them lol#however i am. so so terribly no good just downright BAD at rhythm games no matter how much i wish i wasnt#and. hfr is a RHYTHM FIGHTING GAME. which i suck bad at BOTH. guh. head in hands.
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hi i’m back 😹🫵
for the prompt thingy,, “you’re the best pillow i’ve ever had” with sprace or sheel (you can pick) please?? maybe?? 😀😀
hey pookums!!
only just now remembered you sent me this ask lmao
im gonna do sheel cus they are in fact my bbs and i have Brainrot rn<3
eel slowly drifted into consciousness, blinking at the blinding sunlight streaming through his grimy window. he moved to get out of bed to draw the shade, when a groan came from the weight he hadn't noticed on his chest.
shoe was asleep on him, head tucked under his chin, arms wrapped around his waist and legs tangled so tight with his he wasn't sure where he stopped and shoe started. eel smiled at the sleepy boy, bringing a hand up to push back the strands of hair that had fallen over his face in sleep.
shoe absolutely preened into his touch, nuzzling into his hand and humming contentedly. eel looked fondly down at his lover, wondering what he had done in a past life to be able to deserve an angel.
"g'mornin, tesoro," he said softly, voice deep and raspy from sleep. shoe smiled, eyes still closed as he snuggled closer into eel's neck.
"keep talking, you sound hot in the morning." shoe yawned from under his chin, the crown of his head pressed against his boyfriend's throat. eel laughed, and he was sure shoe could feel the vibration in his chest of it. "yeah? 'sat so?" he said, pressing a kiss to his head and pulling him impossibly closer.
shoe nodded. "yeahuh. you keep on talkin' like that, we might never do nothin today." he yawned aggressively. eel chuckled. "you sleep well last night? on me?" he prodded shoe's side, earning a smack on the face.
his lover reached around and found eel's nose, grabbing onto it. "shaddup, youse the best got-damn pillow i'se ever had." shoe patted eel's entire face with his hand, shushing him like a spooked horse. "just go back to sleep, lovely pillow. i'se still tired."
eel snorted. "aww, harv, i thought youse wanted me to keep talkin? can't very well do that if i'm asleep, huh?"
harvey was silent for a moment as he considered this. "sleep talk. you sleep talk. heard you do it 'fore, anyhow." eel shook his head, laughing quietly in disbelief. "whoa whoa whoa, what? whaddaya mean, youse heard me sleep talk? i don't do nothin more than an occasional roll over in my sleep, thank youse very much."
shoe nodded earnestly. "oh yeah, you says all kindsa stuff. heard ya mutter headlines, 'n somethin about race cheatin' in cards." his words were split by a massive yawn. "oh, and don't even get me started when ya start talkin' about me, jee-sus are your inner thoughts dirty-" eel shoved his face away, face reddening.
"okay, okay, i get it." he chuckled, putting his chin back on shoe's head. "noooo, i don't think ya do! you're so loud about it too-" shoe laughed as eel clamped a hand over his mouth, and laughed even louder when he snatched it back with a yelp when he licked it.
eel wiped his spit covered hand on his lover's undershirt, before wrapping his arms around him again and closing his eyes contentedly.
"love you," shoe muttered. "anch'io ti amo, mia stella."
a coo came from the crate at the foot of the bed, and eel groaned. "sounds like fia has decided to make it known to the world that she's alive again," he grumbled, not moving from the bed. shoe raised his head from his boyfriend's chest as the baby made a louder more insistent noise. "fiadh, youse ok, we'll be there in a min." he called gently. she burbled happily.
the two didn't get up for at least another hour, as the baby fell back asleep shortly after her outburst of announcing her presence.
they sat quietly in eachother's company, enjoying their little bubble of peace.
#eel gets asks!#zee's scribbles!#this was so fun hajdfvakjfvjhsva#them<3#i say#having created these characters#please i love writing abt them#btw the baby's name is chiara fia cattaneo#chiara is pronounced like 'tiara' but you say key instead of the 't'#she's eel's adopted daughter#adopted in that he found her in an alley#shoe calls her 'fiadh' because his family was irish but he doesn't have the accent unless hes rly mad#and fia/fiadh has roots in italy and ireland so like#yeah#oh ig this is an 'eel last name reveal'#its cattaneo#because i said so<3#harvey 'shoe' sellers#ezekiel 'eel' 'zeke'#chiara fia cattaneo#newsies oc#newsies
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if I turn off reblogs I always make sure to turn off the option that lets others blaze it (lol) too because although it's EXTREMELY UNLIKELY (this is a very irrational thought) part of me is paranoid that if I don't, some petty ass fucker is gonna pay real money to broadcast my dumb posts just to spite me.
#at that point youd have to be obsessed but like.#knowing the shit i get myself into who the fuck knows if i have or will get a stalker one day#the closest ive come to having a stalker (that i know of....) is#when this girl i had a crush on (who had blocked me btw and told me to never contact her again lmfao) sent some dumbass friend of hers#to befriend me on discord and idk... make some shitty attempt at trolling me (that was really dumb and unfunny btw) ???#we didnt share servers or even mutual friends at all and i did not recognize his username#so i was like. interrogating him like Who the fuck are you and WHO gave you my username..... this was back when dicksword had the#discriminator numbers after the username like hashtag 0123 or whatever. and my username had an accented letter(á) in it. ok now these#tidbits are very relevant because you needed to have someones exact username to even be able to add someone without having mutual friends#or being in a server with them. idk why im explaining all this ig for the 2 people that havent used discord ever#but anyway. yeah he said 'durrrr i jsut looked it up and found it randomly' like yeah no. dont buy it. i may be dumb but im not stupid#i SUSPECTED it was that girl (former crush) . nagging feeling. but i brushed it off as a kind of wishful thinking 'i just want to feel like#she cares/d ig' but uh. yeah her stupid fuck friend made a fatal mistake (no like seriously how fucking dumb are you. you udnerestimate me)#and that was leaving his other accs linked to his profile. not using a burner acc. i fuckin did some digging through his linked sites and#looked up his usernames and etc. and i was able to trace it back to her pretty easily lmfaoooooo like dude you forget im way smarter than u#anyway uhhh yeah if you read all of that ily<3
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Have you ever been assumed to be romantically attracted to someone and even just the thought of that makes you want to throw up . Anybody
#had someone's husband in my dms going on about how i want this bitch romantically and frankly if i hadn't been so busy crying i would've#actually thrown up . absolutely disgusting idea . vile even . horrid concept#anyway tldr im down a best friend because he didn't tell me anything i was doing was wrong after telling me that everything was okay and#then sent his husband after me to call me a creep that was obsessed with him that also apparently tried to make out w him#the same trip that my best friend of five years told me he hated having me in his hometown to see him graduate.#this was after i found out my cat had been murdered and mutilated and thrown in my granma's garden . that day happened to be my birthday#because my ma was kind enough to drive me and my lil brother down there to go see him graduate bc he was also supposed to move in w us the#month after . and he told me right after i got home that he 'didn't think it would be good for our relationship' and apparently#just didn't know how to tell me until a month before it was supposed to happen . bonkers times over here#anyway i didn't want to make out with him . he cried after i wouldn't have sex w him just last december . which i specifically got high as#shit to avoid . and i dont even have like. actual examples of what i was doing wrong to go off of so now i just get to live in mystery#forever ig. like shocker that the person that's been my best friend for five years would tell his husband to say that to me and not say that#shit to me himself . this is a wild to me . i feel like im going insane . can anybody even hear me what's going on#you know its bad when your mama gets so sick of you crying over a friend that she hugs you for the first time in years#also i cant sleep my head hurts . crying is evil . devils liquid . might watch rpdr or something . still nauseous over the idea of being#into him romantically btw . like still nauseous over that . like what a fucking insult to our entire friendship#does saying that we may as well have been made of the same atoms mean like . nothing . does nothing ive said to or about him not mean anythi#ng if its not romantic in nature . what did i do that wasnt enough for him. i fucking told him he outgrew me and that was fine i just#wanted to know if we were still friends or not and he said we were and i believed him. if he told me the sky was green i would make it so#ripping my hair out . am i being dramatic . am i the only person that wasn't expecting this . am i the only one that didn't know#when i had to tell people who knew about the moving plans that he changed his mind the first fucking thing i was told was “i thought it migh#t happen.“ WELL I FUCKINH DIDN'T . AND NOBODY TOLD ME#this is like . the second most humiliating moment of my life . aside from movinggate because at least nobody irl has to know about this#anyway . this boy could've taken my blood and i'd sit there and smile while he did it because he was my best friend .#i was so glad we got to grow up together. i miss him already. im taking my little brother to school my myself for the first time and all im#gonna wanna do is tell him about it . im tired . i want to sleep . im still so nauseous . did none of it mean anything just because ive#never and will never like him romantically. does that make everything less worthy somehow#i hope he never talks to me again. i dont think i could handle this again. he let is fucking husband say that shit to me. not him.#puppmeo misery
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warning: Horny Simon ig, your kitty kat coded on this one, there's smut at the end btw
M' thinkin bout a Simon Riley who's darling has cat mannerisms.
Simon's always found it ironic how you claim to be a dog person. Even going as far as to owning one while literally being the physically embodiment of a cat.
He thinks it's cute though, how you just plop yourself on his lap like it's yours it is. Stroking his pretty baby's back, amused at your satisfied moans. Other things he's observed about you were probably your lack of energy on almost everything. You'd rather sleep the day away, your eyes, down turned n' half lidded even as you convince him that your not tired.
Your feisty too, you like to bite. Giving him the most nonchalant look on the planet as if you hadn't just bit his bicep for no apparent reason. All in all, he appreciates how chill you are with most things. Hell, he doesn't even know if you give a shit about anything that goes around you, as long as it doesn't disturb your peace.
Simon calls you his, pretty kitty. Bratty to everyone, but not as much with him. But he's gotta admit how hot it is seeing you pliant, n' submissive.
"T'aww... pretty kitty. Y' lost all your bite, n'd your bark.." he laughs at you cause he's a meanie like that. Big arms wrapped around your neck as he fucks you in a headlock, all cause you got the zoomies. By zoomies I mean you got incredibly horny, n decided to suck his dick while he was asleep. S' not your fault he was hard >:(
He'll switch positions eventually, flipping you on your back, n' he's bullying his massive cock in you not a moment later. Puts you in a mating press cause he likes how you claw at his back when he drills himself in so deep, that he sees the outline of it in your stomach. Your sharp nails drawing thin red lines on Simon's back, and it fucks him up, reduced to just babbling "yea–yes. Jus' like that kitty. Jus' like that......mark me up. Fffuck.."
a/n: I was in a somewhat lazy mood when I wrote this, so meh. N e ways, hope u enjoyed this darlings! Take care of yourself always!
Yours, truly,
–dolly
#cod x reader#cod imagine#call of duty x reader#simon ghost riley x reader#simon riley x you#simon ghost x reader#ghost x you#ghost x reader smut#Ghost x reader#ghost x reader#x gn reader#x female reader#x male reader
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