#I forgot about this lol

[slavetoevil]

[cultivating-wildflowers]

rude feature honestly

[willowser]

I'm gonna freaking k word you for this.... https://www.tumblr.com/willowser/707170824090730496/i-think-that-childhood-best-friends-to-lovers-with?source=share. THIS IS SK INCREDIBLY PAINFUL AND HEART WRENCHING.

Clawing at the walls clawing at the walls clawing at the-

hehe.........

[clementine-kesh]

if you're actually doing that sense/compelling ship ask game: b'elanna/deanna, tuvok/chakotay, and janeway/neelix ? 👀

PURPLE: b’elanna/deanna, this might be the hot new crossover ship of the year. it just makes so much sense and i think they’d work so well together in a really compelling way. the only reason it’s a bit lower on the compels me scale is because i’ve only just started thinking about it recently lol. need to give the thoughts time to marinate

RED: tuvok/chakotay, number #1 star trek enemies to lovers of all time. i need to study them in a lab

YELLOW: janeway/neelix, ok i can see it happening specifically in the case of neelix offering to sleep with janeway as a form of stress release. would she say yes? idk, depends on how sexually frustrated she is probably

[sweet-berrry]

🌻 information pls?

Behold: a mini analysis I wrote for Megamind when I was 12

Megamind is a cinematic master piece. It shows the fragility of purpose(and life) through a kid friendly and hilarious fashion.

At the start we see the main protagonist and antagonist be thrown into a rivalry. We see how Megamind becomes an immature villain as a result of Metroman being thrust into the role of "mature hero". We see how Metroman becomes a mature hero as a result of megamind being thrust into the role of "immature villain". And so they immediately have the perfect balance that a rivalry requires.

(Later we see how all rivalries are doomed to end, as such energy is impossible to maintain.)

Metroman "dies" and we bear witness the short lived euphoria of "victory". This mindset is quickly followed by depression as Megamind realizes his mistake of comprising his life's integrity and value. He quickly tries to replace his emptiness by creating a new hero. An "exact replica" of Metroman. We quickly learn that the replica has all the powers and strengths but lacks the maturity that Metroman possesed. Megamind, still in denial, tries to make up for this absence with training for the young hero, giving no option but to be "more like Metroman". This forced maturity results in Titan finding freedom in lawlessness and immaturity.

Megamind, in trying to create a mature hero creates an immature villain.

Frustrated in Titans immaturity Megamind desperately decides to play with Titans emotions by making him angry at not only Megamind but also the city and his crush, Roxanne Richy. He goes into a rage and almost destroy the city, before Megamind stops him. The only reason Megamind does not repeat the process is because he finds a new purpose in his love life with Roxanne Richy.

This movie shows how we take for granted our purpose in life. There are things in everyone's life that, if removed, will send them into a devastated state of mind. You must have the maturity to identify those those ideas, themes, purposes and/or objects in order to be a mature person.

These are the same themes in such entertainment as "The Dead Poets Society", "Les Miserables", "The Princess Bride", even "The Incredibles" and Megamind deserves as much credit as these major titles.

[5231045]

final

[emeraldbabygirl]

HELP

HELP

I AM SCARED

I AM SCARED

👀👀👀

DAISUKE STOP PLEASE

Not his character in vangaurd cardfighter lookin like a hentai protagonist and now this! 😮‍💨😮‍💨 IDK IM SCARED BUT ALSO HELLO please I’ve seen clips of him when he’s acting hella extra and some of the expressions he makes zoo wee mama I am screaming both with and without the s. IM KIDDING. Kinda 👀👀👀 DAISUKE CHILL OMGGG he’s gonna ace this character tho I am scared but go Daisuke!

[madamedoo]

[byzantine-suggestions]

Early Christian Schisms Bracket

Monothelitism: A theological doctrine that states that Christ has only one will, as opposed to a divine will and a human will. Monithelitism was presented as a unifying doctrine that would unite divided Christian factions, but it failed, and it was declared heretical at the Council of Constantinople in the late 600s.

Iconoclasm: A doctrine that opposes the use of religious images and icons. It was started in the 700s by a ban on religious images promulgated by the Byzantine Emperor Leo III the Isaurian, and was accompanied by widespread destruction of religious icons. The theological motivation behind iconoclasm was a literal interpretation of the Ten Commandments' prohibition on making and worshipping "graven images."

[thedastrash]

Tag game!

Rules: Share 10 facts about yourself and tag 10 other blogs! I want to get to know my mutuals, and the people I follow a little bit :) The facts can be about anything!

Tagged by @highwayphantoms <3

When I was a kid, part of my central identity was: I love sharks. TBH anything oceanic, but favorites are important when you're 6.

I'm a poet. Fiction is a real challenge for me, but I keep trying!

At one point I had a little hobby farm with yaks, ducks, quail, a rabbit, and a salt water aquarium.

I have only lived away from my hometown twice, for a year each time, and I'm glad to be home again.

My favorite color is grey, but specificially knit wool with flecks of rainbow colors hidden in the grey.

I always cut my own hair and I cut my friend's hair when they ask.

I was a DJ for about a decade and hosted a late night show with ambient and relaxing instrumental music but also took call-ins.

I'm a certified yoga instructor, but I don't teach. Yet?

I channel surf the radio while I'm driving until I hit a song I know so I can sing along as loud as possible.

I am the height of an average american man.

Alright. Tag ten people! Yon’t have to play if you don’t want <3

@lets-get-brave, @sandalinbohemia, @sinquisition, @nebulas-dragon-age, @my-dumb-obsessions, @iamonlybutaneel, @retrowondergirl, @plisuu, @charmcity-jess, @noire-pandora

[s2pdoktopus]

It has other functions too, actually.

You know those fanfics where Zidian evolves into a magic snake? That's the idea but it's the fuzzy worm thing.

[momdusa]

From 3DBearnadette on tweeter...

[eclipsen-smiles]

Forgot to drop a ref sheet, so here’s this!

This is my normal outfit when not in the daycare btw,

Hard to see bc tumblr tanks the quality, but the second set of hands have gloves.

AU facts:

Technically belongs to 2 separate aus, main and sanctuary.

Main: moon here is basically what eclipse was in the beginning of the original dimension. Aşhole, abusive, etc. lunar’s death… uh. Well, that was an accident so I’m just… gonna move past that one, k? Sun is chill, but way too much of a pushover. Ruin, dazzle, jack, etc, all don’t exist here, because I never “died” properly.

Sanctuary: paradise dimension of sorts, basically imagine the the one place in spiderverse. Sometimes full of chaos, sometimes super chill, but it’s basically just a place to escape from all the trauma tiring things of original dimensions.

[manishroom]

SIX CHARACTERS! tom cavanagh is the mvp

[evansbby]

WHAT THE FUCKKK

okay all these scenarios made me think of my own sexy scenario, pervy best friend!Ari😳😌

WARNINGS: noncon, dubcon, somno, daddy kink, dd/lg overtones, smut, Ari is awful and evil, reader is super innocent, MINORS DNI

Ari’s your best friend who is secretly obsessed with you. Of course, you have no idea because you’re naive like that. Anyways, he likes having “sleepovers” with just the two of you, you know… bc you’re best friends... And he thinks it’s so adorable when you turn up at his doorstep with your little pink backpack filled with your pink plastic toothbrush and your pink heart-print PJs (a birthday gift from Ari) and a bunch of your stuffies bc of course you can’t leave them behind! Your favourite stuffie is clutched under your arm: a fluffy pink monkey called Mr Cutie. Ari bought him for you, obviously.

Anyways, Ari has a lot of fun sleepover activities planned. First, a movie. He deliberately picks one with plenty of sex scenes, and makes you sit on his lap because he’s “feeling cold.” He grinds up against you throughout the film, rocking your hips over him but it’s not a big deal bc you know Ari just gets fidgety, right? Then, he wants you to play with your stuffies while he watches—and he’s only joking when he grabs Mr Cutie and makes him give you kissies. Even when he forcibly spreads your legs and makes the stuffie kiss you down there… it’s all innocent, right? Ari’s just joking… and you feel guilty when you see the wet spot on your PJ shorts… hopefully Ari won’t notice, right?

The next sleepover activity Ari has planned for you guys is massage time. He’s heard about how girls go on spa days, and this is his idea of relaxation. You really want to help out, bc Ari’s on the football team and he’s always taking bad bumps. “This is where I’m hurting the most.” Ari says, guiding your hand to his crotch. And you gasp bc you’ve never touched a guy there before. But it’s just a massage, right? And Ari says his professional masseuse does this all the time. It’s totally innocuous when Ari tells you to rub your hand up and down, tells you how good you’re doing, how he wants you to go faster, how you’re making all his pain go away. “Am I doing this right, Ari?” “Yeah, princess. But you gotta look at me while you do it. And purse those lips for me too. Yeah, just like that. You look so innocent.” “Huh?” “Shhh, baby, just keep going. Daddy’s so close.”

And it’s so funny how Ari refers to himself as “daddy” sometimes. It confuses you, because Ari doesn’t have any kids! When you ask him about it, Ari tells you that it’s a special secret between you and him, and that he’ll tell you why when he knows you’re ready. Which you understand, because Ari always knows best. During yours and Ari’s sleepovers, however, Ari says that you have to call him daddy all night. It’s like a funny game of dare, and if you lose (mistakenly call him Ari instead of daddy) then you have to do a forfeit. Forfeits include: spanking (Ari spanks not only your ass, but your pussy too. And you feel guilty because it feels super nice when he does that). Other forfeits include: “popsicle” — this is a new thing invented by Ari that you guys haven’t tried yet. He says it’s a lot of fun and tests how well you can hold your breath as well as your gag reflex, so you’re excited for this forfeit—whatever it is!

And finally, when it’s time to sleep— you get to pick which side of Ari’s king-size bed you want to sleep on. But it’s strange, you always end up on top of him. Your head on his chest and your legs wrapped around him. You always apologise for being all up in his personal space, but Ari doesn’t mind. Sometimes, when you’re half asleep in the middle of the night, you can feel him moving around, almost frantically. He even jerks and humps against you, and clutches you so tightly. But he’s probably having bad dreams, or something. Which would explain why he moans and groans your name all night. You also have dreams whenever you have sleepovers with Ari — it always feels like there’s something wet and sticky all over you. But when you wake up, it’s always gone. It’s a weird dream to have, specially since you have it every time you share a bed with him. Strange.

You guys do a lot of other things at your sleepovers. Like kissing — Ari says it’s just for fun and that most best friends do this. You don’t know about that, but what you do know is that you look forward to sleepovers with Ari. He’s your best friend in the whole world. He’s so nice and he always looks out for you. He’s a big bad popular college football player but he always makes time for you. You both go to different colleges but he makes sure to visit you or buy you tickets to visit him. That’s why he’s the bestest friend a girl could have. That’s why you’re so lucky. Ari is irreplaceable for you. He’s perfect. He’s your best friend in the whole world and you love him. He’d never treat you wrong— that’s one thing you know for sure.

GAHH OKAY I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO WRITE THIS NOW. LIKE FULL LENGTH.

[isjasz]

📸📸📸 (screenshot redraws :D)