#I forgor some things but that’s okay 👍

[capricioussun]

I am not.taking questions at this time. Thank you.

[keeps-ache]

ggghhg i hate vehiclessssssss ghghghhghhhhh [dies dies dies forever]

[riggedbones]

making a dashboard simulator post from my octopus world that is so inscrutable .

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🐕 themodernwisdom

stop fucking telling me it’s problematic to have “humans dni” on my carrd none of you understand how traumatizing a symbiosis breakup can be.

👨‍💻 typical-hue-man follow

traumatizing for who 🤨 lmao you weren’t even the one dependent on them for survival

🐕 themodernwisdom

do you not know what dni means.

#blocked. #youd think after all these millennia they’d evolve some reading comprehension

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⚡️ psychiclesbian

like i don’t esp like how often were asked about our sex life but like yea i mean they’re right. tentacles 👍👍

#minors dni #like if they rly want to know just find an octopus whos dtf not that hard #i mean. okay maybe a bit hard. but idk they’re online sometimes?

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🎛 oldstructuremusings

just got the most insane piece of fanmail what the fuck. why is this child learning local human language from my radio show. in the middle of the fucking ocean. apparently they can’t pick anything else up that isn’t the occasional raven station but like i feel like i have some sort of responsibility to not teach this kid how to say fuck every five seconds.

#text #its probably too late tbh #if the kid is seeing this. get off of tumblr

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🦋 lonesomedreamer 🔁 why-no-pigeon-emoji follow

🐦 why-no-pigeon-emoji follow

does anyone know how human symbiosis works i saved this guys life right after his cat friend died and i think he is getting attached. or something.

🚧 mazemaster follow

ur not a dog or cat ur fine.

🦋 lonesomedreamer

it’s a common misconception, but humans can actually form symbiotic bonds with any sapient creature, actually! the relationship mostly helps with their social and mental requirements, and if there are enough humans in an area to form a community, they’re actually not at all reliant on forming interspecies symbiotic relationships! doesn’t really happen where i’m from though, i think last i heard there are maybe 6 humans in the area max 😅

🐦 why-no-pigeon-emoji follow

everyone stfu he made us matching outfits im gonna cry

#omg this is so cute 🥺 #i'm glad things worked out

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🌿 grasstoucher 🔁 toogenericusername follow

🐚 molluskfan12 follow

currently keeping some smaller snails atm after you-know-what >_> their shells are a more fragile but the meat is better imo. hope it'll work out still!!

🪶 aviandinosaurs follow

cottagecore bloggers off the shits lmao what is this

🐚 molluskfan12 follow

what the fuck is a cottagecore

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⚡️ psychiclesbian 🔁 undereclipse follow

🗼 prehistoric-structures follow

i'm curious!!!

🌅 sundownscare follow

op i appreciate the button for humans in theory but are you under the impression that we don't show up in our own creation myths???

🕸️ veryseriousmonkey follow

maybe they just want to know about other species, like humans appearing in their own myths is p much a given lol

🗼 prehistoric-structures follow

oh yeah thats... totally why that's there

#they forgor 💀

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🌿 grasstoucher

do you think they had discourse like this pre climate disaster like it was just humans at that point how bad could it rly be

[stingingfish420]

farts on you loudly

okay fine

South Park fandom history moments

-That one sp_owo creek art

-"sup jew"

-"Style was originally supposed to be canon, matt and trey said it in an interview once"

-False S25 E1 leaks

-That one Wendy and Kyle edit

-The "My three dickhead friends Stan, Kyle and Cartman" Edit

-People venting over dumb south park audios (eg. "I HAVE ANXIETY" and "YOU PIECE OF SHIT, THIS WAS ALL YOUR FAULT")

-Scene Kyle

-SP becoming popular with basic teenagers and kids only making "Timmeh" jokes

-March 2023

-April Stewart finding out Bunny shippers exist

-"Christmas Kids" Edits

-School Clothes ban

-That one boy killing himself and talking about kenny in his suicide note

-That one angsty OC who people said tried to copy tweek (forgor her name 💔)

-The first style fanfic being over 20 years old

-HellPark

-Creek mischaracterisation swapping itself around

-Moldy Cartman Plush

-That one guy who discusses south park episodes with the Tolkien shirt being cancelled but coming back

-Creek body pillow

-Sp OCs in general

-"Sincerely Your Super Best Friend Kyle" fanfic

-South Park x Heathers

-Trans Marj

-South Park condoms

-Norahs Shrine

-Marshals Shrine

-People freaking out over Kenny being based off a real kid

-Soapcat68

-"Mister Bombastic" CP videos

-Kyman being normalised for a couple months

-South Park analog horror (it was bad)

-Numerous published books being south park fanfics with different names

-2021 fandom

-Gyaru Cartman

-Juggalo Kenny

-South Park croc charms

-Mysterion Pintrest fan accounts

-MAD shipping discourse around August 2023

-'Leslie #1 fan!!!' girl being called out as being racist who made r@pe jokes

-'WorldOfStan' Twitter account

(Some of these arent fandom based and are just history moments)

-"Hi, my names tweek and I was just wondering how many times you guys have killed my friend kenny 🥺"

-First ever mysterion fanart on the internet (??)

-Block 13 becoming popular

-Stan khs in almost every AU that is about him

-Stan and Kyle designs being based around BASEketball in almost every teen AU

-Kenny selfcest (mainly mysterion)

-Cartweek becoming a thing

-.brimmy

-Mona Marshalls amazing voice acting

-25th Anniversary concert

-The bacon was real

-angsty 2021-early 2022 edits

-danganronpa leslie

-kyle ass jokes

-inflatable kenny and cartman costumes

-unamed goth girl

-Kyman Bathroom

-So many artists being exposed as pedos

-The creators of south park getting terrorist threats

-'#cancelsouthpark'

-Trey posing with one of those over-accessorised cosplayers and being really happy

-Opera

-Tweek winning the 'most loved' character of 2020 dispite cartman getting the most votes

-Brown haired leslie 'theory'

-people editing the adult men to be kinky catboys and stuff

-catboy craig edits

-'Dr. Thimothys pet'

-"👍(Kenny my love)"

-Mysterion sandwich cp

-'i dont wna cry'

-The bacon was real

-'c'mere mah kahl 🗣️'

-Different coloured kenny pfps

-That one woman being overly obsessed with kyle then being revealed to be a pedo(?)

[misterradio]

house of leaves has my mind blown at such random stuff. page 97 has a check mark in the corner.

[i'll add random other musings below]

notation 127 references a real book which is even on archive dot org..!!! and it says to check out a diagram But you need to log in to view the book. AAGHH!!

page 119 it is now time to be confused on how to read this 👍

nevermind the box is just all one long footnote. and the backwards box is like a reversal of the previous box.

"this is what happens when you hurry in a maze. the faster you go, the worse you are entangled"..... UH OH !

the footnotes along the sides are just BUILDING NAMES?? and then ARCHITECTS ??????? i do really like the cyclical nature of these notes, one makes u flip thru several pages and then you have to turn the book upside down and flip back thru the same pages. the last note in this series is right at the 2nd page in this sequence but along the side. makes me think of. a spiral ::-) makes me smile.

im just now realizing some of these notation marks are letters instead of numbers....X appears several times (that footnote is on page 107) but theres also like, LL (but if the first L was reversed)? and this one is F (page 122). not sure if there is a meaning here

page 127 guys this is scary

(page 151) "I was sorry to hear he disappeared. Do you know what happened to him?" HE WHAT?????

(page 620) okay i decided to read some more letters from (checks her name) Pelafina and. this is one is. ::-(

okay i finished her letters and wah........... sad. i wonder what was the one jewelry johnny kept from her.

(page 154) i already forgot what these different names were for ermmm lol. great hall and antechamber. i forgor

(page 159) the fact that the stairwell was around 13 miles long for Roberts' crew and then for Navdison its 100 feet.... LOLLLL F--K the explorers in particular

(page 192) YAY JED and wax !!! i never thought id be so so happy to see them again. yayyy. but now getting out is the next obstacle.. F--K OFF I CANT BELIEVE HOW SOONI SPOKE f--k this book

SICKENIINNNNGGGG!!!!!!!

(page 263) I LOVE THAT there are occasional emails from people after the 1st printing and someone says "what was all that crazy stuff in the introduction about guns and blood?" THATS WHAT IM SAYIINNGGGGG

(page 272) this makes me think that the stairwell is analogous to a throat..

(page 305) once again. witnessing the staircase lengthen and groan. makes me think it is literally swallowing navy.

(page 318) im so so glad wax survived YAY

(page 320) this made me get up and start pacing and smiling. like. this house wants navy so bad. SO BAD

(page 326) JOHNNY BECOMES SELF AWARE THAT HE A FICTIONAL CHARACTEr (scary)

btw i did find ouf the letters used in notations are actually symbols bc there is a photo of a graph of them on the inner cover. i dont actualy know how to look up what they are called at all tbh. theyre like. aircraft related.

(page 342) bruh this is new and scary. fhe house's shifting horror now extending beyond the imposible hallways but into the main house ...... what the......

(page 397) everyone in this book is so FREUDIAN !!!! like all the psychology is so fruedian i think.

(page 402) im so fascinated by these dream scenes i didnt expdct this book to really have a dream scene but there u go ^^__^^ im sad the promised third dream is missing......

OH YEAH BABY WE ACTUALLY HAVE A MINOTAUR PRESENT also in a dream scene. EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR A MINOTAUR PRESENCE

(page 406) this is some like. reverse tma thing. you know how in tma everyone who gives a statement to jon has nightmare of him. this is like what if jon did something to absolve everyone of their nightmares. huh. (also i havent gotten past this part i dont even know what navidson Does back in the house yet.........)

OH I JUST REALIZED THE SKETCHES IN APPENDIX II ARE JOHNNY'S. he mentioned doodling on any scraps of paper he had like mail and i was like heh. just like in the appendix. OH WAIT

i love that tgis chapter does NOT end in a period and ends with an open-ended sentence that segues into the next chapter. thats so neat ::-) idek if navy is still alive like wtf i dont know yet SHHH shhhh

(page 425) the dread this is imbuing in me. the floors tilting slightly wherever navy goes to guide him along. youre at the mercy of this house now..

(page 465) WHAT THE ? THIS BOOK IS WITHIN THISBBOOK? (navidson has a book titled house of leaves) WHAT?

(page 468) this desolation almost made me cry somehow . maybe logcially its not the worst thing thats happened in this book but the nothingness is crushing

this part makes u turn the book around a lot and i really did get a sense of dizziness while reading bc i realized i didnt know whether the text i was reading was really along the bottom of the page or what... also im still so tripped up that they mention this book by name, even say how many pages it has, and that 'maybe some of the pages are hard to read'. bro.

the song on page 479 is apparently "when johnny comes marching home" which i had to look up but thats where the tune of that song the ants go marching one by one comes from???? u learn something new every day.

i like that the footnote on page 488 is another of those aeronautic symbols (theres a chart of some of them on a collage in the back) and this one means "heavily injured, need a doctor"...............

(page 527) "and whenever she laughs the notes sing a call to Victory" STARTS BAWLING

okay i done YAYYYYYYYYY AAAUUUUUHHHHHHHHHGGGGHHHHHHHHHH i have yet to finish the appendices....

[enlighten3d]

LISTENING TO FILE 10 OF THE TRAIN TO CALECO HILL. BE WARNED !! SPOILERS AHEAD!!

will be editing the post instead of reblogging o7

liveblog below the cut (:

oh no. medical room. why.

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NOOO HIS LEGS. get a fucking mobility aid. (prolly wouldnt have helped in this case lmao)

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YES BE MAD AT HER. THATS SO FUCKING VALID OF YOU.

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the monster WAS her wasnt it...

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yeeessss tash yesssss recognise the faults in relationships you fucking deserve to be mad. you fucking deserve it. yes.

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relatable, tash. relatable. i cant remember anything either 👍

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NO YOU HAD IT BEFORE. YOU BROUGHT CEDRIC ON THE TRAIN W YOU, TASH... THE TRAIN IS FUCKING W YOU.. how well do you remember the station, tash... you havent mentioned any of the ppl you knew since.. file 2 or 3..... love are you okay.

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THE TRAIN IS HIS HOME HE BELONGS HERE 💥 (for now)

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gods tash sounds so. different this episode. i mean this in the way that hes finally fed up and. hes at the end of his tether. and. whndkxjksdkssjdjf hes. this is good, this is fascinating...

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this guy needs a shock blanket

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this guy also needs friends

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HE ALSO NEEDS TO NOT DIE AND END UP AT CALECO HILL - (/theory)

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ooohh the dream changed...

oh thats ominous. different colours?? does that indicate a... Change of some sort? it rly feels like it does.... man.

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you know who can see (or at least are sensitive to it) ultraviolet light? axolotls. (/j. axolotl tash propaganda /silly)

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WHAT THE FUCK

OKAY THAT WAS A SLIGHT JUMPSCARE

what the fuck was that

HI OWL GIRL

wait

wait

wait

wait

wait

ait

wait

IS TASH GETTING A MOBILITY AID?? FINALLY???????? AUWBFHZHDNDNZUDIAIDJDKSKCJDJ????????

oH MY GODS

i AM OVERJOYED. ‼️‼️‼️

WEIRD CREEPY NOISES INCE THE DOOR OPENS BUT HES GOT A CANE GUYS AAAAAJSHDNFKF

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SPINDLY LEGS?? WHAT??? WHDJSKFHSJ??

oh he does not trust owl girl anymore

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.spooky. spooky cane... monster cane... oh i love that...

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GLOWING. G L O W I N G

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ALBER!! SPOOKY MONSTER GLOWING CANE HAS A NAME!!!

please do be aware that figg 100% named that after their own cane (which is named albert)

AAAA TASH HAS A MOBILITY AID IM SO HAPPY FOR HIM ‼️‼️‼️

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ahajdjs "please stop glowing.." mate i dont think it will...

i love spooky glowing cane

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exactly the right height... alber i love you you are magical (literally)

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THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING TOO, TASH. NO SOUND OF THE TRAIN ROLLING. READ MY FUCKING MIND AHDJJDD

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WHAT IS W H A T. TASH. TASH.

book??????? BOOOK????

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owl girl kleptomaniac moment

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FAMILIAR?? oh this is not gonna go well.

diary. diary. oh no. ohhh boy. habdjfkd

its his isnt it. it is. isnt it. a.

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june 20, 2019. anna. naming things. this is tash. leave where.the station, right??

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FOREST?? TOWN?? is. is this village tash theory. please say it is. a.

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nooo its not ): its rhe Station (which was also a thought that i had so)

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itttsss tash. his diary. before he forgor

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"hello again, anna" ITS EXACTLY HOW HE SAYS HI TO CEDRIC EVERY TIME AA

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RENÉE MENTION ‼️‼️ wow its been a while

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fuck, tash is desperate to have someone care abt him ):

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cody and lana... more mentions...

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The Train

oh gods. oh gods he does not sound okay. tasshhhh ):

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OH GODS, ME JUMPSCARE- i forgot that my voice is gonna be in this lmao

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lana time [:

(hi its me im lanas va lmao)

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AAND IT JUST ENDS?? OH BOY SHFNDJ

AAAAA OKAY THAT WAS. A LOT. HOLY FUCK???

okay so. recap of what happened: tash is not dead, hes pissed at owl girl (rightfully), the dream Changed, he got a spooky cane named alber (‼️‼️‼️), owl girl gave him his diary and hes Remembered things, lana showed up, theres someone named mr 22

ouhh boy this sure was a finale

THE CLIFFHANGER WHYYYYYYYYY (i fully knew this was coming lmao)

AWHDHSKFUJSNDJANFBANDIXHSJJRKWDK HOW AM I MEANT TO GO TO SCHOOL TMRW WITH ALL THIS BRAINROT

[whumpy-wyrms]

this MAY be spoiler-y but i’m gonna shoot my shot and ask anyway since the “invasive question” post

what’s dews relationship w his parents??? how does he feel about them? how do they feel about him?

same question applies to anton since i’m curious abt that guy

OKAY sorry this took LITERALLY FOREVER to answer lols i forgor my bad. anyway

so like. Dew’s parents are dead

i think i mentioned it in chapter 9 or somewhere around there i forgot. but yeah 👍 they’re dead basically. i answered an ask a long time ago about it and it’ll be talked about way more in the story at some point but basically Dew’s parents got in a car crash and died when he was 18 soooo that sucks

but before that, they had a really good relationship :D Dew loved his parents and they were awesome too, super supportive about the trans stuff and accommodating with the autism stuff and generally really nice people. but like. i know nothing else about them cuz i don’t really think about Dew’s childhood that much? cuz it wasn’t really that interesting? and not that important to the plot? idk :P after they died is when Dew moved in with his roomate besties, Layla and Hayden.

Dew obviously misses his parents a lot. his life changed after they died, and it affected his mental health quite a bit. Dew and his roommates lived in a shady part of town, they all worked minimum wage jobs and needed an apartment with cheap rent. and Dew didn’t go out much, he didn’t have much friends or that much of a social life. he was kinda lonely, even before he was taken by Anton. and… at the beginning of the story, that’s why Anton thought he’d be the perfect test subject.

who knows, if Dew’s parents never died and he never lived in that house, or if he was seen as someone with lots of friends and family, with lots of people who would miss him, maybe Anton never would have chosen him as his test subject in the first place.

(also because i feel like Dew having alive parents would complicate things and it’d just be kinda sad? but not in the fun way? it wouldn’t really be fun for me to write their reactions to the stuff Dew’s going through i think, so i’d rather just avoid it all together)

anyway

I AM ALSO CURIOUS ABOUT THAT GUY (ANTON) TOO!

so yeah Anton was also an orphan and.. hmmmm yeah so i feel bad for like not actually like figuring out ANY of the details yet. but basically he was an orphan and did not know his birth parents. then Pierce found him when he was like 10 and was like “you seem smart enough do you wanna witness and commit the man made horrors with me” and Anton was like “YEAH!” idk man. like i actually don’t knowww

maybe Anton just showed up on Pierce’s doorstep one day and was like. “hi. i have no family.” and Pierce just raised him and taught him science because what was he supposed to do? he was torturing and experimenting on people in his secret basement lab i’m pretty sure Pierce wouldn’t have gone to court and gotten official legal adoption papers signed. plus, Pierce needed a lab assistant and someone to teach his science stuff to. they’re both just silly gooses man. Anton had no family he was like a sopping wet stray cat looking for a home!! i know this is like extremely unrealistic and probably sounds really stupid but like i just don’t know, i don’t think about this part of the story since it really doesn’t matter much to the overall plot lols

i’m not gonna talk that much about Pierce because it’s kinda spoilery but he was genuinely nice to Anton and kept him safe. Anton would have turned out very differently under different circumstances of course, Pierce just raised him with science in mind. That’s really all Anton ever knew.

HAHA i did not expect this to get so long but yeah lol thanks for the ask!! i don’t think about this aspect of the story much so it was fun answering!!

[teamfortresstwo]

Business Signature comic sketch

Okay, little explanation of my thoughts for it time! Basically since Dalilah’s skill is to control small animals, I found it a little ironic that animals aren’t actually the thing she has the most control over, seeing as that would be lovesick fools like Kronos .

The first panel was just inspiration from an artwork of M/kima from the Ch/insaw Man series . I think her having chains leading to her arms would be a fun nod to what happened, it’s also why I tried not to have both her hands in frame unless alluding to something that she’s harmed/manipulated .

The second frame and the fourth frame are just different perspectives of Dalilah cradling a small animal because k thought it would be fun .

The third frame is portraits of some random man she manipulated and then tortured because . Again, thought it would be fun . I tried to make the man deliberately similar to Kronos to bring home the point that he really isn’t any different from any other man Dalilah has had relations with in the past . I was also planning on putting a drawing of Lilith in one of the frames but . I forgor .

The fifth and sixth panels aren’t necessarily something I put too much thought into, just Dalilah whispering to Kronos like an evil advisor <3

And the final panel is kind of in reference to a drawing of Shimmer and Letalis, in which it’s shown how they care and trust eachother, but with a few key details changed . Kronos is looking directly at Dalilah, and is the one clutching onto her, showing that he’s really the only one who truthfully cares about their arrangement in a meaningful way . Dalilah on the other hand isn’t holding Kronos up like Letalis did with Shimmer . Furthermore, she’s facing the audience instead of Kronos to signify her lack of care for him . Yeagh 👍 .

[ruthytwoshakes]

oh heyyyyy guess who has gotten ,, 3 sleep hours in the past two days???? not me I actually got like 5. Feel bad for whoever got only 3

oh and uh I got no sleep because I have been very busy cleaning and packing and unpacking and more cleaning and driving and helping friends and not sleeping and

so I will not get to finish the last two days of the tf2 Valentine’s Day event on time. Sobbing crying. But that is okay 👍👍👍👍👍 I can finish them later this week yay. As an apology I have some sketches to share yay ,,,,,,, might have to make a part 2 hmmmmmm

okay so my idea for this was like,, soldier and engie keep their helmets and shit in because it’s like a ,, important thing to them idk you decide,,,, and uhh then they decide to take them off as a trust thingy,, and then spy happens. uhhh this was when I was still learning how to draw the mercs so it does not look too much like them but it’s fine. was supposed to be for the event. Might finish idk

A part 2 to my day 1 submission! I like the story kinda thingy I’ve come up with,, but I suck major ass at writing fanfics so I’ll just make some little comics eventually. I kinda gave up on this because I couldn’t pose it correctly and my random 2 am burst of energy ran out.

Saw the pose and immediately knew I had to draw them. Might make another version with demoman lmao

Made these quick sketches of the team being father figures or epic friends with scout,, uhhh got distracted and forgor to add pyro and sniper oops. Might finish!!

I LIED PROMISCUOUS GIRL,,, IM NOT GOING TO SHOW YOU MY TF2 SKETCHES. NOW TAKE A SEAT WHILE I SHOW YOU MY CHARACTERS INSTEAD B))

that is Sam and Flint, Sam is the cat perch and Flint is the cat. They are pirates and horrible,, I love them.

there ya go here’s some stuff,,,, original template by KillerCat on twit I think!!

all righty now that you’re hooked uhh look at the reblog for part two lol I couldn’t fit all the photos.

[penguin--person]

for the character asks HITS YOU WITH MY ANEMONE BEAM ‼️‼️‼️‼️

AHHH NEM BEAM!!! THE NEM BEAM!!!! AHHH

favorite thing about them honestly i love her whole character!!! nem might even be my fave iwatex character.. i love her design (her big big hair and the big switch between her teen self to a helios soldier and her star freckles) and i love her attitude !! and i love that she always, always turns to the helios, its such a cool thing - it sucks for her, but like, thematically its awesome.. i love her growth and i love her soo much. but . to be totally honest. i love her big hair. its awesome

least favorite thing about them unsure.. it sucks she always turns to the helios and becomes a soldier, but thats !! cool thematically !! mm. not silly enough

favorite line I FORGOR !! ANY OF HER LINES... i rlly like the scene where you save her from the 'dog' though!!! i love that shes still got it in her to cry. after going through so much, kom dying, dating vace, being a soldier, she still has it in her to cry for sol when they get seriously wounded, might die. its rlly neat. ohh i also like it when she runs up to koms dead body 👍and cries and wails. OH i also love her rightful insistance that her scales are cool and how she wants cool scars... and i also love her event where you get matching tattoos!!!! i love her whole get-better arc...

brOTP VIC 👍👍👍VICTORY MY GOOD FRIEND VICTORY!!! they'd get along i think.. vics like. lived their whole life (well, until they land) with the helios !! i think they'd get along:) enemies to friends i think maybe bc vic could be mean

OTP oh mannn.. who knows ?!? (forgets everything about exocolonist ever) ... mm .. uhh . .. umm .. synth x nem is cute but not a true pair .. umm . uhh .. umm.. sol i suppose!! idk 👍👍

nOTP n

random headcanon

like every fave character of mine shes on the aro spectrum 💪💪💪aroace maybe even. who knowx... i dont rlly have any like. thoughts on how or where on the spectrum she'd fall. wait ok this lets me talk about an interesting iwatex thing to me like !! so, they have information on earth - i love iwatex worldbuilding btw - but not everyone is all that interested in it. like, sol doesnt study up on it, anemone (iirc) finds learning about it lame and stuff, you know? its like, theres cool stuff in thsi world (like, past civilisations) that i dont learn about !! you know? like umm . i find it all cool!! awesome!!! but its like. lik.e. gouhh. ok onto my point. can you imagine like, the new gender and sexuality and who knows what spectrums they made on vertumna? theyre making whole new genders there!!! how many of queer words and stuff did they take with them?? you know !! how much remained !! i dont know . anemone probs wouldnt know the words to describe her sexuality in words we know, right?? if she was aro . but she'd still be it to me !! or maybe something else? like. goddd man. theyre making whole new genders and sexualities on vertumna. shes also TRANS of course.dont ask me how. and lesbianl.and everything ever. shes QUEER she doesnt know the words!! shes just queer dude shes just queerrrr

unpopular opinion i dont know what the popular opinions surrounding nem are:( uukkmm... :(( sorry

song i associate with them OH DUDE i was just thinking about how this song

is nemcore the other day!!! almost messaged you about it.. almost drew redrew some parts of this as her.. the songs about shutting out grief, that its just something you have to accept, nothing you can do about it, people will die and youre stupid for being sad about it. when the helios arrive and the vertumna celebration happens, nem says "we should be grieving, not celebrating", give or take.. so i think this is a very. post helios arrival nem. when they teach her to fight about it n stuff. "something about this doesn't seem okay/i hear my voice as if its really far away/my shadow darkens under the sun" "i'm ready to be blinded by the breaking day/you'd think by now the chains come undone, but i'm afraid of breaking into a run" "i chose to shut my eyes, you (vace) chose to bare your teeth" but nem doesnt have such a "whats the point in pushing back against the mill that grinds the world to dust" mindset, does she? shes fighty. she believes shes on the right side of things.WAIT I KNOW!!! I KNOW A SONG!!!

maybe??? oughhh man youre getting a BIG POST... if anyhting this is a solcore song. to me. ive wanted to send it to u for some time but i was scawed youd think im cringe .. like a LOSER!!! its SWAG its a COOL SONG and i LIKE IT

favorite picture of them

i love this one. shes happy. its def post her breakup with vace. shes HAPPY shes HANGING OUT shes AUNT NEM!!! sjes SILLY!!! shes HAPPY i want the best for her

i think nemmie is my fave exo character hehe...

[fin-tastic-four]

✈ - an eye-opening memory

// aight i had No Fucking Clue what to do for this. but i figured it out!!!!

// sorry it took so long btw. i forgor 👍

LOCATION: SOME POKECENTER I GUESS, PALDEA

DATE/TIME: JULY 25, 2023 / APPROX. 10PM

FILE NAME: ABILITIES_FUCKING_EXIST.MEM

It's late and your party couldn't sleep, so you all decided to do some late-night training. Despite your best efforts to make sure nothing happened to anyone, one of your mons has been pOISONED. You're not even sure how! None of them have any poison moves in their moveset! Well, except for Wrath, but she isn't out right now. So! None of them!

So now you're sitting politely at one of the tables at this pokécenter while they do their Weird Doctor Thing. How does that machine even work, anyway? Does it have a bunch of potions in th-

"Excuse me? Sir?"

Woah, sir! Yay! Oh hey. Someone is calling for you.

You approach The Counter. "What is it?" Please let it be okay, please let it be okay, pleasepleaseplease-

"Your Morpeko is perfectly fine. Not a trace of poison in it's little body."

... Then why he ourple??

"Then why'd he turn ourple??"

The Pokécenter nurse proceeds to look at you like you just asked why the sky was blue. Or some other commonly known factoid.

"Do you not know what an Ability is?"

"n. no. Should I?"

The nurse sighs, trying and failing to hide irritation.

"Okay. dragons kill me now. Essentially..."

The nurse proceeds to explain the general concept of Abilities. Honestly it sounds like an incredible idea! Of course some pokémon would have weird abilities like... Being incredibly slow. Astounding. Amazing, even.

[a-court-of-moonlight-and-ire]

@flat-neines i know its too late now but ask and ye shall receive

As a disclaimer upfront, this is is not the place to go for actual information on german political parties. If you want actual information heres the wahlomat website where you can answer a questionaire about your political opinions and itll tell you which political party most closely aligns with them, and they also have each party's stated goals all written out in an easy-to-comprehend way 👍 (the wahlomat for the upcoming elction isnt out yet so I just linked the one for the last Europawahl) alright moving on, fair warning, this ended up being. long.

Tamlin voting for Die Grünen: Die Grünen [The Greens] to my knowledge are basically the most popular most left-leaning political party rn which is pretty alright, could be a bit better but could also be a lot worse. A lot of internet-leftists dont really like them but I'd rather have them than one of the other big parties tbh. Theyre pro-immigration, pro-queer rights, pro-pretty much all the progressive stuff, but their main thing is environmentalism and climate change advocacy. Im gonna be real with you, Im pretty sure I was just free associating with this. In my head tamlin is The Green Guy so I was like "oh of course he'd vote for The Greens". And then for some reason I felt that I needed something else with a better justification behind it, so I was like "well, one of Tamlin's big things is (or was, in acotar 1) that he just uprooted everything that his forefathers did with no regards for tradition, so he would probably vote for a political party thats new and not very well-established yet"

Feyre and Nesta voting for some party that only gets 5%: okay so, for this one Im gonna have to try and explain, at least a little bit, how the german government works and how votes translate into power for the parties and unfortunately for you, I find this all incredibly confusing, so if youre genuinely interested in how this works, go find resources by people who know what theyre talking about. Essentially, in order to run the government, you need a majority (either over 50%, or 55% or 60% i forgor) of the votes, but since we have a lot of political parties its basically impossible for a single party to gain that many votes on its own. So after the initial votes are cast, all the big partys that got a lot of votes get together and negotiate coalitions, and those coalitions get funky names based on the combined colorscheme of all the parties to make it easier to tell them apart. Like our current coalition (which isnt gonna stay our current one for too long) is the Stoplight Coalition because it consists of Die Grünen (green), the SPD (yellow) and the FPD (red). These coalition guys are the important ones that you need to pay attention to and be worried about. But then theres also other guys who are in the parliment who can do also do stuff, I think ? This is the part that Im really really shaky about, but I think the way it works is, if your party isnt in the coalition, you can still put some of your guys in the parliment, but the amount of guys is proportional to the percentage of votes your party got. So like, if you got 5% of the votes, you get to put one guy and then it goes up as the percentage goes up, and you cant put anyone in if its less than 5% because that equates to less than one guy. Again, take that with a big grain of salt, and if Im wrong about this please correct me

Anyway, this is essentially a very roundabout way of saying "I think Feyre and Nesta would both vote for the parties that represent their views the best even when those parties consistantly dont get enough to do literally anything, I dont think they believe in strategic voting or any compromise in this regard". I didnt have any specific parties in mind for either of them because I dont really follow those more 'obscure' ones

Elain voting for the SPD or FDP: SPD stands for Sozialdemokratische Partei Deutschlands [Social-democratic Party of Germany] and theyre pretty close to the center but lean a little to the left. I dont know a lot about their specific stated goals, I think theyre broadly similar enough to the other left-leaning parties but more willing to compromise with with parties that are further right (although that might just be their chancellor candidate/current chancellor Olaf Scholz specifically, that guy is kinda infamous for having no backbone). I already explained why she would vote for them.

The FDP is the Freie Demokratische Partei [Free Democratic Party] and theyre ostensibly closer to true centrists, or as I like to call them, the right wing's cowardly allies. Theyre decently popular, not enough to lead a coalition but they a high enough percentage of votes that other parties are willing to agree to a coalition for the sake of gaining power. Then once the government is all set, they just kinda do their best to block any proposal thats considering leftist or whatever, which, with current coalition, is basically all of them. So theyre functionally just preventing the government from doing fuck all. And I was like "Elain seems to be someone who just kinda passively floats through life doing fuck all (atleast rn), so I think she'd love that". But then, inbetween me writing the original post and me writing this, I checked the news and I found out that there was a plot from the FDP to basically make the government collapse on purpose for ??? reasons? I mean, it was an attempted powergrab, its always an attempted powergrab. Basically, Christian Lindner, an FDP-guy with a pretty important position whose name I unfortunately forgot (not that it matters bc hes lost it now lmao), and I think a couple of other key FDP-guys were planning to all quit at the same time while the chancellor was out of the country to essentially make the government collapse overnight and then spin a narrative that would be beneficial to them. Olaf Scholz apparently caught wind of this and just fired him first, although at the time the reasoning he gave was just that Lindner was constantly blocking proposals that he didnt 'really' have a right to block due to a lack of knowledge in the things he was messing with, which impeded the governments ability to actually do their job, this whole thing Christian Lindner wanting to quit on purpose only came out later. Another thing that came out later is that they planned all of this via a powerpoint and also they had to release the powerpoint itself which is wild but Im not gonna get into all that. And idk, thats just really funny to me in the context of this post. Elain, wild card queen, voting for an active threat to our democracy. Actually, I think the only people who are gonna be voting FDP now are the most politically ignorant people in the world, and I'd say that seems in character for her

Rhysand voting for the CDU in the past, then for the SPD or Die Grünen: okay so, the CDU (Christian Democratic Union) are the party that was essentially in charge of the german government for a long time because people kept voting for them because their chancellor candidate was Angela Merkel and people (that is to say, the average people who arent necessarily well-informed politically) really liked her. Then she retired and whoever replaced her had way less charisma and everyone realized that their policies kinda sucked so people dont vote for them as much, also, they entered some kind of permanent coalition (?) with another christian party that sucks way more ass, but that doesnt matter for this argument. Really, none of this is all that relevant to the question of "who would these acotar characters vote for during the coming german reelection if they were real and could do that", the reason Im telling you this is that I want to tell you about a particular genre of annoying american that Rhysand reminds me of. So, Merkel is a woman in a high position of power who doesnt spend all her time advocating against women's rights, and that automatically makes her super progressive according to america. I remember back when she was in office and back when I was on reddit regularly, specifically on american political subreddits for some reason, having to read a bunch of american conservatives being annoying about her but then also having to read a bunch of liberals being annoying by being like "yea they hate her cuz shes so progressive" when its like NO!! The only reason you jokers think she or the CDU are progressive in ANY way shape or form is because america is such a backwards ass country that the simple act of being a cis woman in politics gets you labelled progressive, because the average conservative believes that women should be seen and never ever heard unless theyre actively making a career out of undermining their own rights! Anyway, Rhysand gives me the vibe of those american liberals and its very important to me that you know that

Moving on, I dont remember why exactly I said he would vote for either SPD or die Grünen. I do remember that my first thought as to who he would vote for was the AFD or Alternative für Deutschland [Alternative for Germany] which is the far right party, its ideologically the same as the republican party in america with most of the differences stemming from the fact that germany and amerca have very different political landscapes. Because I was like "well, one of their biggest things is their staunch advocacy for stricter border control as well as germany distancing themselves from the EU (and like, idk if they stated that they want germany to leave the EU outright but its pretty obvious to me that thats what theyre building towards) and one of the first things we learn about the Night Court in acomaf is that no one goes in, no one goes out and in general it seems like theyre doing their best to act autonomously without 'relying' on any allies", but I originally made this post very soon after complaining about americans assigning their favorite and hated characters political parties for the sole purpose of elevating or demonizing themselves or fans of the character they hate, which is fucking stupid because these book are ideologically conservative, its like saying Nesta would be pro-palestine when these books were written by a zionist, so I felt that it would be hypocritical of me to then be like "yeah, tamlin votes for the powerful progressive party (which is the party that I'll also be voting for if youre curious) but Rhysand votes the extremely far right party". Also, the more I think about it the more Im like, I dont think Rhysands governance is bad because of his actual ideology I think its bad because his ancestors sucked and he just didnt feel like making any big changes. Yknow, "dont assume malice when incompetence is more likely" and all that. And because of that I ultimately stand behind my decision to assign him Guy That Votes For The Previous Guys In Charge.

Cassian either not voting or voting for Die PARTEI: he just doesnt strike me as someone who would be all that invested in politics if he was a normal guy in the modern day instead of a head of government in fairyland. I mean frankly he doesnt seem invested in politics as the head of government that he is in canon which really sucks for all the people hes technically in charge of but. whatever. Die PARTEI is the Party for Work, Rule of Law, Animal Wellfare, Promotion of Elites, Base-Democratic Initiative and their acronym is also translated as The PARTY. Theyre a satirical political party thats broadly left-leaning I guess? One of their party leaders stated that its better for people to vote for them than right-wing extremists so thats cool ? Idk man, i first encountered these guys in 2018 when their ads started getting plastered all over my city alongside the normal campaign posters and I thought they were literally just shitposts by people taking the piss out of political campaigns in general and I was quite surprised to find that there was an actual party attached to it, and that party has always been extremely dubious to me. Like, idk how to explain this without having to show some of their posters, but I was actually pretty surprised to find out that they were a left-leaning party. But some of their advertising does get a chuckle out of me occasionally and I think it would get a chuckle out of Cassian too and thats reason enough to vote for them. Also, I feel the need to clarify this because it raised some red flags for me when I first read it, when they say they stand for the "promotion of elites" (or "Elitenförderung" in the original german) they mean that they want to promote 'non-elites' becoming 'elites' ie becoming wealthier and gaining acess to better education, not further promote already existing 'elites'

Mor voting for the CDU in the past but voting for the SPD at present: I feel like i dont really have to explain this one at this point, also Mor just strikes me as someone who votes for whatever her family votes for so

Amren not voting: she just clearly does not gaf about participating politics. if germany ever implements mandatory voting shes voting for whichever small party seems the least popular

Azriel voting AFD: i said this mostly because hes racist as hell and specifically I feel like hes like, actively racist, you know what I mean? Like, Mor is obviously also extremely racist but I feel like she doesnt usually think about Illyria at all, its just that when someone else brings up shes like "yeah they should all die", Azriel seems like he's actively thinking that all the time and will say shit like that with no prompting. Also, I was looking at this list and I realized that I assigned basically everyone very liberal-moderate parties and I was like "it would be very funny if I ended this post by being like 'and azriel votes for the neonazi party 👍'" so thats what I did 👍

you know, rereading that post pointing out how america-centric this who would vote for what discourse is made me think how funny it would be to do that with german poltics. and topical too bc we're gonna have a relection in february due to the sudden collapse of our government

uhhhhhhhh i guess Tamlin would vote grüne. Or maybe like one of the newer less established parties like volt or something. Feyre and Nesta both vote for parties that only get like 5%. Elain just votes for whoever was the last party in charge which would be spd in this case. Or maybe fdp since shes so damn passive. Rhysand wouldve voted cdu back before angela merkel retired because he thinks its very progressive that they had a woman in charge, but now that shes gone..... i guess he would also just vote spd, or maybe grüne too since theyre said to be more progressive although their main thing is like environmentalism and i dont think he cares about that. Cassian either doesnt vote or votes die PARTEI bc he thinks theyre funny. Mor also used to vote cdu back when they had angela merkel but now theyre sliding a little too far right for her, so i guess spd it is. Amren doesnt vote. Azriel votes afd.

[haneys]

I got whiplashed from realizing the tumvlr porn ban was 4 years ago but it checks out because. okay lean in this is some haney lore. in my social studies class we had this thing where everyone would write a short report about news happening around the world and share it front of class at the end of the week right. I forgor it was my turn. Before the classes mt friends asked me what I'm gonna talk about and I'm like huh. OH NAUR. I tried to Google frantically around to get something to talk abt like idk some fresh polish politics info but I had like five minutes so I went eh whatever. I'll just flop this. but then I thought hmm I wonder if the tumvlr porn ban could qualify for this, actually let's yolo this. so I gave like a 10 minutes too of my head speech in front of the class abt porn barn lol. I got an S and the teacher said it was one of the best news reports we had yet. tha ks for saving me back then tumblr 👍

[gemharvest]

YAYYYY TAG GAMEEE ignore the fact I forgor I was tagged for a moment.

Last song listened to: "Ghosting" - Mother Mother

Currently Reading: Nothing, though there's like several series I want to pick back up (BNHA manga (sorry), Warriors) and I am also half tempted to read and finish The Silver Eyes (yes the FNaF book) for the first time since I got it in like 2016? I think?

Sweet/ Spicy/ Savory: Savoryyyyy. Spicy is really fucking good tho don't get me wrong. Very close second choice but I am a savory guy first and foremost. Have not been that big on sweets since I was maybe a preteen.

Obsession: This is a hyperfixation and I wouldn't use the word obsession ! But it has very blatantly been Five Nights at Freddy's. Fan since 2014 so the move woke something in me that's been dormant for a couple years now (*cough* since SB flopped and killed my interest in the series *cough*)

Relationship Status: Single but dats okay. 👍 <- waunts a partner really bad but isn't interested in anyone right now and doesn't like going out to find people specifically to date.

Last Thing I Googled: mike schmidt fnaf movie 👍

Currently Working On: Not Working On but going to do some studies bc I wanna draw humans really bad but haven't in a few months. I also have a PMV in the works but it's more of a background thing.

Tags: @biracy @skeletonsonparade @thecatspasta @iamfabiloz I am not tagging 9 people but if anyone else wants to reblog off of me be my guest. <33

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Tagged by: @misses-anonymous Hi! Lemme drop some facts about myself :)

Last song listened to: Gold by Unprocessed, though it switched over to Portrait by the same band before I could finish this :P

Currently reading: Not really reading anything at the moment, though I have some fanfics I really gotta catch up on! Like The Delphi Solution by Creamium.

Sweet/spicy/savory: Hmmmm hard one, probably gonna have to go sweet!

Obsession: Transformers :D It's taken over my life completely <3

Relationship status: Taken! For 7 years ;) (love you Noodle <3)

Last thing I googled: "track your parcel" :P I was awaiting a gift from a friend, did the google search while I was at work and it said it had been delivered already ;)

Currently working on: A fic that was meant to be for Halloween, but unfortunately I've been having bad headaches lately that have stopped me from writing. I will hopefully have it done soon though, despite being hella late :P It's an AU thing where Pharma and Trepan are catty vampire friends , and Pharma goes to make Tarn a snack ;)

*Tagging: aaaa I'll just tag a few, @rhewkath <3 and @matrim-cauthons-hat :D

Thanks for tagging me! <3

[iqmmir]

OKAY I HAVE TEN BILLION POSTS ABOUT MONA . SO ILL EXPLAIN THE OTHERS AS BEST AS I CAN !!!!

LipxLip (plus their manager hiyori who is part of love series) - Shibasaki aizou and someya yujiro . There's books and movie and anime (dont watch the herotaru anime its the worst thing this fandom has been disgraced with) and ofc mvs !!!!!

For info on aizou - listen to samishigariya and hahayoatte 👍👍 for yujiro - i forgor 💀 umm listen to otoutoniwa himitsu 👍👍 read the books (ill check the names in just a minut okay !!) Amd iirc @.deus-ex-mona has translated some hanipre (the game now suspended) stories and @.femme-malewife has translated most of the novels !!!!

Idk anything about ft4 and ascana (this will be remedied soon but THERES A LOT OF HEAVY STUFF IN FT4 LORE IIRC....)

Dolce 😊😊😊😊😊😊☺️☺️☺️😊🥰🥰🥰🥰 (wehn will they return from war) composed of five members (they also have a manga!! Once i find the user who's translated them ill send you 👍👍) theyre based on fairytales . Fuuma and Kazuki and Kippei and Sara and Girisha . Sara is dating uru ouji (i love her) and Kazuki is in love with fuuma and in a love triangle with this girl (who's name i forgor . It's polyamory to ME) kippei is the cutest ever 🥰🥰🥰 and girisha is so funny foreve . Also sara and Kazuki's dynamic is the cutest ever ill kill myself for them

okay uh infodump me about h.oneyworks guys