#I feel rlly dumb lmfao

[aroninshonour]

Okay wait I'm so confused, I keep seeing people call Jay's biological mum Libber...I thought it was Libby???? HUH? HAVE I BEEN WRONG THIS WHOLE TIME?!? AM I ACTUALLY THIS DUMB??? PLEASE- SOMEONE INFORM ME

[iliketodecompose]

WAH I feel so STUCK. and STAGNANT. girl help trying to change the little things isn't working bc the big picture is too all-consuming.

[tetrisdotcom]

going to film school makes you rlly fucking annoying abt movies (shocker)

[doroinoue]

i think my most favorite risu characteristic is how deceptive he is and how seemingly good he is at keeping people's guard low. like even when en questions if hes really playing hes still not fully sure if thats the case or if hes just stupid lmfao. its why the panel of his eyes is SO important to me and im so mad the anime cut it off. it shows risu is fully aware of whats happening and hes not dumb by any means.

this scene too where hes acting all nice until he snaps, i feel in the anime they made that scene a bit unserious (dont have a screenshot on me but the framing is just rlly goofy imo). its so important to me that hes Angry but hes just so good to at hiding it, until he knows its good enough time to show his true feelings

even when hes ganged up on he still decides to act a bit oblivious before murdering them all LOL

its like he has two faces at all times, one he presents to people hes trying to appeal to, and his real one. it functions like a natural defensive mechanism, when he couldnt rely on his magic to protect him he had to deceive people to take a blow on them, and he cant let go of it even when he knows hes stronger now

tldr

[kunimilktea]

This picture of kori in the last post is sending me

She looks so silly dkkskskdkd.

Speaking of kori (also hey I had an mc called cori that's cool!) when do her and cove get together? Is it in the step 2 epilogue with the confession or during the charity confession?

Also unrelated to Kori but what do you mind going more into depth on your thoughts for both Derek and Baxter dlcs? I love discussions around their dlcs I wish people would genuinely talk more about itz going into depth into the themes of the dlcs and how they affect Derek and Baxter as characters, but then again I'm someone who loves analyzing the media they consume so djdkdkjd. General discussions about these things drive me crazy (I think is worth mentioning that I'm autistic so djdkdk)

Your art is also very lovely I loved watching your doodles, you're one of the artists I always look forward to to get a notification from 🫶

THATS ALOT OF QUESTIONS YOU GOT THERE BUDDY,,,,

Im kidding tho it's appreciated nonetheless ^_^

SO FIRST OF ALL THANKS FOR LIKING MY ART 🥹🥹🥹 i try my best to make time for drawing my silly our life doodles despite being busy in college and i appreciate anyone who rlly enjoys my dumb doodles of my ol mc shenanigans

Answering the confession question, they confess at the end of step 3 cause i thought the slowburn was fun 😇

I actually drew their first kiss right here

Now with the derek and baxter dlc question,,,

So fun fact! With how i played the the dlcs over all me and my friend Lo (@/oiulse) would choose which boy to play the dlc and stream it on call, so Lo picked Baxter and i took Derek, it was really funny cause casual constantly played in our heads during the Baxter dlc (bless lo btw for gifting me both dlcs labyu oomf 🫰)

With how i feel with BOTH dlcs

For my boy Derek Suarez

When i played the first moment from dereks dlc my voice started like acting up from how long THAT specific moment was, maybe its just me but the first moment in particular felt really long, I get it though its the first time ur meeting the suarez family and in no way did i NOT enjoy it, but there were indeed moments where im like DAMN ITS STILL NOT OVER cause of how tired my voice was getting LMFAO, all the other moments were rlly fun my favorite one from the dlc was where u hang out with liz on daddy day and there was an option to gift a card to cliff 🥹, his step 4 was also a bunch of fun i loved the family bonding get to do with the suarez brothers (u can just tell that i love family aus) and getting to hang out with derek made me love him more as a chr, HIS STEP 4 VOICE IS STILL A JUMPSCARE TO ME FROM HOW DRASTICALLY DIFFERENT IT IS (no hate to the va btw) STILL VERY FUNNY THOUGH HAHAHA, i made it so that Derek, kori and cove get to be neighbors before the both of them get married so now they hang out LOTS

With THE Baxter FUCKING Alexander Ward

I heard from another friend that the baxter's dlc was gonna be angsty and i was like oh hell fuckin yeah i love angst! AND THERE CERTAINLY WAS ANGST ILL TELL U THAT MUCH, since i was watching lo play through the Baxter dlc i will admit there were a few times where i spaced out cause ANOTHER fun fact, we played the dlcs like really late on my timezone so i was either drawing while Lo was playing or i was in the brink of conking the fuck out, i was able to know what was going on overall i think the ONLY moment i like fully spaced out on was when the mc and baxter were like out drinking or smth and there was this entire thing with the bartender and the singer, that specific scene in particular i was fully focusing on smth else and it wasnt till later that when i played the baxter dlc for myself that i knew what was finally going on, since me and lo have our castaways au to think abt while playing these dlcs we were building aus upon aus of what lo's mc would do when meeting with baxter again after 5 years its fun lo has never been the same since and neither have i, the angst was good soup and i can see why baxter's dlc was more expensive than derek's LMFAO

But ironically enough the dlc that made me cry was DEREKS DLC,,, that moment on the step 4 epilogue with the brothers having a heart to heart is going to be MY ROMAN EMPIRE, I FUCKING LOVE FAMILIES BRO GAUGHHHH

Anyways sorry that was unnecessarily long i could have organized my thoughts more but i dont have the patience for that so i hope u dont mind that all my thoughts and feelings were all over the place hahaha

In conclusion the dlcs was a nice content buffet 👍

[desmorotu]

EA SPOILERS

“oh please trod upon me, parental figure”

GUY 😭

erik’s ways of making stuff gender neutral is simultaneously impressive and hilarious (like in asher’s “date night in” audio where he goes “m’mate” IT MAKES ME WEEP)

guy is such the fucking type to call honey “mommy/daddy” for jokes. he would also use “parental figure” regardless of your listener character’s gender bc HE IS STUPID LIKE THAT

i’m only halfway done with the audio someone help me

“i’ve been trying to eat more fiber lately” GUY WHAT?

“i almost shit myself at work yesterday” …😭

he rlly goes on a ramble about the phrase “believe you me” oh lord

he was thinking of the word “cunty” LMFAO

the way he speaks is so millennial and it makes me smile and cringe all at the same time /pos

“tongue tango for the people in the back…back of what? uhhh 😛” what if that was my last straw.

“oOoO, honey” I LOVE WHEN HE DOES THATTTT

“i may have a point of my own before too long 😉 uhhh 😛” …well shoot

his soft “hi” or “hi honey :)” always make me so happy 😭 i love when his voice goes all soft and he’s just “:]” about them bc he is so sweet and it makes my heart hurt

the ending is rlly sweet i love them so much 😭

quick ramble: recently i’ve been feeling so sksnsndndn about stuff and guy’s audios really just let me not think for awhile. it really helps that i relate to honey a lot bc i too tend to lean towards the more emotionally reserved side of things, and on top of that, my partner is literally guy and loves me anyways :,) it just makes me feel so seen idk rjdjdnd maybe i’m dumb

k bye 💟

[conceptofjoy]

SHIT I loVee your real boy seb. hes like if autism and adhd had a child. him having selective mutism and hiding behind someone close im crying. ive been feeling down/tired lately and seeing him made me genuinely giggle and smile. AND AHHH his interactions with other kids i love how you do the relationships in your posts not only <333 in your art style he and his expressions look so familiar and close.. hes my baby. my head aches its so good. seeing seb doing his bunny deals warms my heart like chocolate cheesecake in the microwave in fact. HELL FUCKING YEAH DESTA GO ON!!!

btw thats offtopic as hell but im that anon who originally said dorkhell LMFAO i saw you made the word? a whole hashtag uhoh! i opened my jaw like a smol bird opening its beak 180 degrees so that its mother bird would feed it WHEN i noticed. its actually so funny to me because i didnt even think about that too long. just a sudden thought i decided to add. but yes... this is your inheritance now joy (>_0)

well back to seb im about to disintegrate into sand. i really like how everyone uh... treats him in some sense? though he, i admit, may be a little disaster here and there but they love him <3 so, the way people treats seb with some kind of understanding (im not sure if thats the right word b i cant find anything better than this) is frankly comforting. i just go all "god damn it" as a person who was that neurodivergent child growing up. i may repeat, but i just adore your relationships between all the characters and I DARE to wander into another field BUT the vriska polycule,,... damn yes thats the thing anyone needs to see to make their earth spinning like its should. and they all care deeply about each other despite their ways of showing it is different. i see now!!!!

i literally cant form sentences anymore but they all are so dear. tyyy for making&sharing your art w random people on the internet again!! puts a turtle in your hand and frogblinks at you

AAAA THANK U puts turtle in a well maintained tank. everyone loves little seb n even though no one rlly has experience talking with kids, all of them are nd + have sibling energy/experience. his mischievousness matches a lot of the others lol.

hes a smart kid and knows how to use his cuteness/ how to play dumb to get out of situations (youngest child behavior) but is also incredibly silly. he takes after hal a lot in his smugness and dirk in his explosive displays of affection.

guh thank u so much for ur kind words. im glad i could make u feel better :) also dorkhell was just so good lol its so fitting. i should def elaborate on the vriska polycule l8r but it would take SEVERAL posts lmfao

[booksandpaperss]

kind of obsessed with the fact you've slowly gotten more blatant with heartstopper hate lmfao😭 it's like. fine to me it's cute but NOTHING SERIOUS IS EVER GOING ON so I gotta be in a really specific mood for it I still haven't watched s2. definitely couldn't be a fixation. and everyone fucking loves it it's the best thing since sliced bread and I'm like. why tho. and then any critique of it is sorta dumbed down to "oh you just don't like how sweet it is but teenagers deserve sweet romance" like ok but why's it gotta be boring though. and too healthy like beyond normal levels of healthy. like this is missing even the usual human levels of miscommunication. and it gets resolved too easy. sorry this was supposed to cut off 4 sentences ago I'm realizing now in your inbox that I apparently have beef with heartstopper

LKSSJJSJS LISTEN listen. I don’t even hate it. truly. I even genuinely enjoyed myself during the nick and Charlie parts bc that’s the part that thought is actually put into. I just hate how much everyone loves it so blindly

honestly my biggest beef with it is that it’s marketed and treated as the most genuine and diverse groundbreaking queer storyline there is when that’s literally so far from true and it really really shows ppls true colors when they think this bc the sapphics and POC are literal props it’s actually absurd for a show that’s supposed to be a safe space for queer ppl

and god do I hate that part of the reason it’s so popular is bc it portrays these queer teenagers as never having a single, physical thought in their entire life. there was this whole plot centered around one single hickey that Charlie had??? and something abt the physical attraction portion of it all, which they did try to show btw, felt disingenuous to me. and I know that’s why it’s so palatable to a mainstream audience and it pisses me off and again it just doesn’t feel genuine. which is ironically one of the main arguments against heartstopper criticism: “it’s not cringe it’s just earnest” when yeah maybe it’s Trying to be earnest but when u look at it from more than a surface level lens it’s not rlly succeeding

and I know the aroace storyline in season 2 with Isaac resonated with a lot of people and I think that’s wonderful, and I actually do think that was something that was done well, but how can you have a storyline around asexuality when you don’t show the contrast in how it is being an allosexual queer person. there was a whole lot of romantic attraction going on but even more tip toeing around the sexual attraction aspect. and I don’t expect it to be like sex education for example in terms of the focus on sex obv , but the lack of acknowledgment of that aspect of the queer experience paired with how much the uwu wholesomeness of it all is played up rlly rubs me the wrong way. once again: it feels dishonest

I was actually talking about this with one of my mutuals the other day and they pointed out that it is very plain that alice olseman did not consult a single queer man in the writers room. and if someone can prove this wrong be my guest but I rlly don’t think the whole physical attraction component would have been done so badly had an actual queer man been on the team. feels kind of like back in summer 2022 when byler shippers would literally shun and harass anyone who even implied that Will’s feelings for Mike probably included physical attraction meanwhile Noah Schnapp himself was making jokes about it bc he’s an actual gay teenager.

not gonna even get into right now how Tara and darcy felt even more like props this season than in the last one and I didn’t even like watching their scenes bc the writing itself felt performative. that’s a whole other post.

and man, wouldn’t it have been so nice if there had actually been people of color in that writers room. On a purely surface level heartstopper has a very diverse cast but once again, peel away even one layer and you realize it’s a bunch of tokenism, which brings me full circle back to my original point: you can’t say it’s peak representation and diversity when it’s whitewashed as hell and doesn’t gaf abt sapphics despite literally being written by one. guess she chose her whiteness over her queerness even when writing a queer story which wowwww sooooo original.

okayyyy anyways did NOT mean to write a whole essay but u discovering ur own beef reminded me of mine lmaooo

all of this was to say that basically I’m not gonna pretend I didn’t enjoy myself during parts of the show, and I don’t wanna shame ppl for liking it that is not at all what I’m trying to do here, it has its own place in queer media and if a show like this came out in like 2010 it would be groundbreaking despite its issues (but again it’s literally 2023 do fucking better) , but I take issue with people treating it like something it’s not and with the amount of love it gets I feel like I have to be really loud about my criticism of it, especially bc usually the criticism of the show that gets any attention isn’t even slandering it for the right reasons and like. if ur gonna hate on something queer and popular do it right

oh and heartstopper writers? maybe try speaking with an actual teenager once in your life before writing their dialogue they do not fucking communicate that well

okay I’m done now finally 🫡

[filmcel]

donnie darko - the best movie i’ve ever seen. such an interesting depiction of mental health. it’s interesting fuck the director though he’s a dumbass.

prisoners - THE movie to recommend people. idk anyone who has watched it and hated it. it’s so fucking good . tbh jake is like the least interesting part of the movie he’s pretty ugly. paul dano is the goat. the best movie i’ve seen revolving around some mystery. always on my toes always scared. when u think you know u end up being wrong. it gets u.

zodiac - he’s so cute in this movie and that’s as good as it gets. it’s good for one viewing and that’s IT. it’s very interesting has good sequences. but it’s so damn long. i guess if u wanna argue that it wants u to FEEL how they felt waiting so long trying to catch the zodiac killer id say sure fine but also they never even catch him so what’s the point of the movie. idk.

brokeback mountain - no comment

nocturnal animals - this movie is absolutely insane in the worst way. the two main characters r fuxking deranged. jake’s character is deranged for being like that. his weird revenge thing is so strange and it’s uncomfortable. i didn’t get it i didn’t like it i wouldn’t watch again.

enemy - this fucking movie…. idk how i sat thru it all actually. i’m proud of myself but i didn’t need to put myself thru that. jake is so boring in this. the movie itself is so fucking boring. it’s so weird. it’s so ugly. it looks like shit and it’s shot like shit and i don’t get why bc it’s a denis movie. maybe i’m not smart enough to get it but it sucked dick AND balls.

the guilty - okay. i know this movie isn’t very good. but i watched it and was entertained. it rlly is something you’d catch on the tv while ur at the dentist and get rlly invested in the 30 minutes ur in the waiting room. its nothing life changing but i had a good time

ambulance - HWHSJFJJDJAJAJS. the worst shit i’ve ever fucking seeeeeen. it’s hilarious tho . watch it drunk otherwise u might be bored out of ur mind. this movie is so insanely shot. i remember the billion drone shots. i remember the spleen burst. i remember the goofy shots they did of jake. idk how it got made. idk how jake is in it.

brothers - this movie… isn’t BAD…. i think? it made me uncomfortable. which yeah. that’s the point. but like the scene of tobey like being captured whatever . idk enough about anything but was that offensive in some way? let me know… it felt strange . the movie tho is super hard to watch. it’s cringey and scary. i wanna rewatch to get my full thoughts on it because it was awhile ago . great acting tho.

end of watch - Stupid baka fucking movie. i made my mom rent this shit and im sorry i wasted 4 of ur hard earned dollars. this movie is worth nothing. it’s so racist to mexicans. it’s embarrassing. like the main guy is mexicans and it does all that cringe cholo shit it made me want to claw my eyes out and never watch another movie again.

the covenant - GEHHRDHHFHRHSJZJFJRJEJ the most boring movie of all these honestly. i think i almost fell asleep. jake is in too many military movies actually holy shit. don’t watch this one at all lmfao .

jarhead - this one is the most interesting military movie he’s in but it’s also graphically one of the worst so beware. it rlly doesn’t hold back with trying to be gross and bad. and i understand why. but it does make it hard to watch. it’s shot rlly well though. and the acting is great.

demolition - OH BROTHHERRRRR. i thought this movie would be worth something because it’s one of those u see a lot of clips of online. it’s genuinely so stupid tho. i can barely remember the plot but i just remember it made no sense. ppl keep getting jake for these insane characters except it’s just dumb as shit.

october sky - this is a cute fun movie you’d watch in middle school ^_^! cute little time!!! and it has laura dern so what’s not to like!! maybe a little boring to some tho.

[tortoisebore]

fav wolfstar fics?? yes i’m looking for new reccs and i’m also rlly curious

omgggg i have so many how can i chooseee 🫢 i feel like a lot of these are staples so you might’ve already read them but here are my all time favs (in no particular order except Blends/Names is absolutely my #1)

Blends (and the WIP sequel Names) by rvltn909

ugh such an OG & one of the first wolfstar fics i remember reading!! one thing ab me is i’m going to absolutely devour a coffee shop AU. throw in a university AU on top of it?? bitch i’m seated. because this was my first wolfstar fic i feel like these characterizations are the blueprint, every other remus & sirius are knockoffs of these two. this remus is just like me fr i love him & his stupid little angry self-loathing anxious brain so bad. also the sirius POV in Names is to die for, mans just won’t stop talking i love him sm

A Black Mass Over Highway Ninety by greenvlvetcouch

oh my GOD i subscribed to this one when green posted like chapter four?? or five?? and legitimately screamed my head off every time i got the emails. like i was blowing off work and reading ao3 on the job when this shit updated. i love toxic codependent wolfstar so bad i ate this up like a dying man i’m so serious i’ve already reread it once since it was completed like two weeks ago lmfao, every new thing green posts i make it my new religion

Impossible Things by accioromulus

this one ojhmygod i feel like i reread it about once every three months. they are so 🤲 jdhffhfh god i love losers who pine so bad they feel on the verge of death

Beneath a Big Blue Sky by eyra

i reread this like??? once every two months??? everything eyra writes is in my bookmarks bc i love their work so so much but this one in particular gets lodged in my brain so bad omfg. this remus is my sweet precious grumpy little angel and this sirius is so sweet and soft and caring he makes me cry?? Hollow Places is my other fav from this author, their writing style just makes my brain buzz in the best way, they are a huge huge inspo for me

Hard to Find by accioromulus

another one of the first i remember reading! little summer road trip with a big ole side of pining and yearning and sharing a lil couch to sleep?? yes please. the banter between the four boys is my favvvv in this one, they are so stupid and dumb i love them

LIEBESTRAUMMMM OH MY GOD by lunchbucket

there are exactly two (2) exes getting back together fics i can stomach and this is one of them. this remus & me are the same person i think, reading his journey throughout this fic was sort of healing in a way?? i initially started it bc i’ve played piano my entire life and love a lil music AU moment, but this fic genuinely revived my love for classical music and liszt’s compositions in particular. it is a masterpiece

Staying Strangers by 3amAndCounting

i am not kidding i’ve been subscribed to this fic since like??? the 10th chapter? i pride myself in having been on board w this one before everyone else lmfao. this is literally the only ‘texting fic’ i’ve genuinely loved, these characterizations are so sweet and perfect and i will protect this sirius w my entire life 🤺

This Is Not Your Year by montparnasse

i think this is the only canon-compliant in my entire ao3 bookmarks bc i enjoy being delusional and i require a happy ending or i will d*e. however comma, i cannot overstate how much i LOVE this one. this writing is absolutely devastating oh my god i’m not an angst person (re: delusional) and this one is so angsty but ugjshfjffj it’s so gritty and real and raw and it makes my heart ACHE for them

note: i am about to embark on a journey and start crimson rivers. i’ve avoided it since like last summer bc i wanted to wait until it was completed but then it turned into a 700k beast, so here we are. i am not (!!!!) a jegulus person but what i’ve seen of this fic is so so good so i’m going to do it for the wolfstar & bc i’m a hunger games stan

tyyy for the ask!! i always love reading other people’s recs but i’ve never made a list myself, this was very fun

[femenaces]

as a zoomer wanted to support ur point abt the whole “telling ppl to kill themselves” becoming like… a socially accepted thing in certain online circles. like. i’m ashamed 2 say i thought it was acceptable myself for awhile and i think it’s very much to do w the lack of empathy nowadays. like. i didn’t ever rlly fully think about it until i was extremely suicidal myself (as in like, had to spend months in a rehab facility type suicidal) and then later received death threats that i fully realized how fucked up it is. Like. it’s very easy to be like “haha that’s stupid no one would kill themselves over me sending them an anon!” but like. 1 that’s literally what cyberbullying is. are we saying cyberbullying is fake now 2 when you are already suicidal, have severe mental illness, etc, that shit gets to you! and it’s not a “well if you can’t handle death threats get off the internet” thing bc that’s not an internet thing, that’s like, basic morals. and courtesy.

but also as well as super black & white thinking among leftist zoomers. it honestly wasn’t until i started engaging in radfem circles that i realized it was even possible to like. have a civil disagreement with someone over a political point and still like and respect each other. I think zoomers legitimately think that “disagreeing with me = wishing personal harm upon me” and therefore think sending violent threats is somehow equivalent to disagreement. Sorry to rant in ur inbox but this is a topic that’s very aggravating to me

No, thank you for your input on this phenomenon. I also remember a time when radblr was a place for civil disagreement, and I remember we used to pride ourselves on it. That's why I am especially shocked.

I'm lucky to have gotten to a point that death and suicide hate mail does not affect me (because god knows I have gotten a lot of it) but I remember being younger, particularly a teenager, and being very affected by that sort of stuff. Not to mention, that as a 16 y/o I had the same dumb opinions as a lot of young people do and since then I have reformed by ideas a lot, but it wasn't thanks to violent anonymous asks, it was thanks to well-worded, coherent counterarguments.

you say, "I think zoomers legitimately think that 'disagreeing with me = wishing personal harm upon me'" and I think you're 100% correct. And I think that's because in their (speaking as if i'm not technically a zoomer lmfao but I digress) interpersonal interactions online, that has been the case. I often feel very powerless when I look at the effect social media like tiktok is having on children and young adults today. I'm not sure what the solution is, but the only thing I can think of to do is to try my best to set a good example. Maybe if enough of us try, it will make a difference in online climate.

[dollivication]

continuing w my ask about the superstar au bc for some reason i send the other while i was still writting (¬`‸´¬)

vergil a manager to me.. but a crazy good one like u wanna go big Hire that man:333 if u flopped then u were never destined to be a star— and he prob quits the job bc he feels embarrassed (๑-﹏-๑) ALSO ofc he’s dantes manager… theyre like that one taunt vergil has w the doppelgänger where the double is js jumping around and invites vergil to dance and hes like NO ✋ thats quite literally rockstar!dante n manager!vergil

v is prob in a band not rlly a soloist to me.. hes the singer tho!! maybe even the leader of the group.. hes wayyyy less eccentric than dante but hes secretely very freaky.. the stories the VERY FEW lucky ones that managed to get him in bed r curayyzayyyy (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)

nero.. hear me out this might sound crazy as shit AND IT IS but.. but.. hes a kpop idol to me>< like hes made 4 that hes crazy good at fanservice too like omfg girl what. he gets send into a hiatus pretty often bc he be saying dumb shit without rlly thinking about what the fuck he js said and his company is like NO👊 (｡- .•) this.. this is very insane.. but.. idol!nero.. i love u idol!nero… 🫨🫨 hes prob very good w the choreographies and maybe even creates them himself.. hes.. hes a straykids member to me idk (╥ ω ╥)

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YES!!!! IM ALL FOR THIS IUhmUhhh gggghjj

DANTE DEFINITELY PLAYS GUITAR!/! and oh the rockstar he is…. the usual shamelessness seeps into his career as always!!!!! and everywan LOVES that shit !! his concerts are NEVVVER tame, there’s always some crazy shit going on.. some a bit more extreme than others. fucker THRIVES OFF OF THE ATTENTION it’s repulsive!! always sleeping around too, signing tits.. HE IS DIDGUSTIGN! but somehow uncancellable </3

and… beloved vergil… manager… THAT IMAGE WITH THE TAUNT MADE ME GIGGLE!!!1! he COONSTANTLY has to put up with dante’s overly excited self but he withstands it bc dante will literally beg and weep for him to stay as his manager despite rarely listening to him.. and vergil stays bc honest to god who else can handle dante LMFAO pray for him

V!!! THE BBG! everywan loves his voice :3 AND HEAVY ON THE PECULIAR TALES ABT HIM… functioning member of society in public but an absolute FREAK in private! his songs are so raw in the way that laik… hint at the fact that this critter is a brewing beast idk HJWKAJDJF wipes drool LMAOAO

NONO WAIT I SEE UR VISION ACTUALLY! HAVE U SEEN NERO’S TAUNTS? he’s a groovy little man… dancing alllll da way I CAN GET NEHIND IDOL!NERO! and he often treads thin ice because of the shi he says… other members have to slap a hand over his mouth more often than not to keep him from going off HEL i love this oddball… ૮꒰ ˶> ༝ <˶꒱ა

now that yu implemented this au in my head… how do u reckon these superstars would take to a small artist user…. this could either be the sweetest thing ever or be absolute hectic (◞‸◟)

[guavagyu]

celebration for 100 followers!!

svt reacts to u two being under the mistletoe <3

requested by @nayaaatv ilysm 😻😻 (im sorry this took so long, my brain has been out of juices 😔)

some of these r rlly bad LMFAO im sorry 💔

contents: fluff, some r suggestive, established-relationship!au (not mentioned i dont think but it’s there!), mentions of alcohol and being drunk, gn!reader, reader is taller than woozi but around the same height for the other members (not directly mentioned again, but implied), swearing in a couple parts!!, nicknames (baby, babe, love, honey), lmk if there are more <3

the rest is under the cut!

scoups:

u two would be at a christmas party w all of ur friends

the music would be blasting all i want for christmas is you - mariah carey cuz duh

seungcheol would be kinda drunk and he’d stumble a lot

then you two would end up under the mistletoe from all of the stumbling

he’d say smth cheeky like “oh, look, we’re under the mistletoe, you gotta gimme a kiss now,” and have the goofiest smile on his face

you’d roll ur eyes at first but you’d eventually give him what he wants cuz who could say no to choi seungcheol? 😔

jeonghan:

cheeky 2.0

you’d also be at a christmas party cuz there’s mistletoe literally nowhere else

and this mf would meticulously plan everything out JUST to get a few teases out

would get SOOO happy to tease u abt it once his plan succeeds and you’d just be so done LOL

“hEyyYyy, look, we’re under the mistletoe, c’mon babe u gotta kiss me now, baby, where are you going?” he’d be confused and follow u around w the cutest pout on his face (ugh someone find me a yoon jeonghan pls)

once he caught up to u he’d just hug u from the back and put his head on ur shoulder and drop all his cheekiness cuz he’s desperate 💔

“babyyyy im sorry, i just wanted a ki-” and then you’d SURPISE ATTACK!! him w a kiss cuz ur also a devious gremlin

he’d buy u a drink as a prize cuz he’s impressed (i mean he’s not surprised he expected this type of stuff from u) at your outsmarting abilities

then u two would get home and do some uh…more outsmarting..

joshua:

this time u wouldn't be at a party cuz joshua is a gentleman who'd much rather chill at home w his partner 😔😔

u would be at home cuddling or watching a movie w ur christmas decorations everywhere

you’d get up to go get a glass of water or a snack

and once you made it to the kitchen and got your stuff, you'd feel large arms (urgh hit me w a bus) wrap around your stomach, intertwine your fingers, and hear joshua whisper into your neck, "look up, honey,"

and you did

guess what

badabing badaboom, poof, a mistletoe, hanging above the two of you

he'd (gently) turn you around and connect your lips together with a lot of passion cuz he's just like that

idk maybe it'd lead to smth more, who knows 🤷

jun:

i feel like u two would be at a party..unwillingly

like u would've planned a great lazy night w movies and snacks but then u get a last minute call to "get ur asses over here" to a party from a friend (probably hoshi ngl)

and you'd just be in the corner the whole time, sipping on your drinks occasionally and chatting (w him holding ur hand cuz he's so <333)

after a while of being looked for, someone would find u (probably hoshi again) and drag u two the dance floor or smth like that

and since ur friends are all asses (lovingly) they'd all shove you in the most [un]subtle way

and you two would end up just standing there under the mistletoe, not knowing what to do

but finally one of u would finally lean forward and kiss the other, hearing cheers and a lot of whoop's from ur dumb friends

hoshi:

u would be at a party or just a hangout w ur friends and he'd be sooooo drunk 💀

like his words could be barely made out and they'd be all slurred lmaoo (someone help him pls)

istg

he'd go into a different dimension with his drunkness

like he'll run around and growl like a tiger at ur friends (#sendhelp)

but then

oh! *light bulb*

it's christmas season!

his brain would brain a little and run around again looking for a mistletoe that he'll (temporarily) steal

then run up to you

hold his arm in the air

dangling it above the two of u

and kiss u

and then start cackling randomly for the rest of the night cuz he's so proud of himself

wonwoo:

u would be gaming the night away obviously

and he'd be training u to become a pro e-sports gamer i swear

so u both would be like hardcore sweating and would just be like acing everything and get #1 for each match LOL

he'd be so proud of u ❤️

but ofc since u were both hardcore gaming

and games..decorate for holidays

you two would be running around lobbies and just exploring

and then ur characters or whatever would end up under a mistletoe accidentally (or not..)

so wonu would just take it as a technicality and he'd give u the cutest kiss ever <333

woozi:

you'd be at the studio

he'd be making tracks or editing songs

or just composing maybe

who knows what he does in there??

so it's also rlly late and he's just jamming out w u

like u two would listen to samples together and he’d ask u for feedback

and you’d just do this for HOURS (not that either of u mind)

but you’d have to stop eventually..right?

jk u two would try to muster the energy to get up and go home but u two just end up falling asleep

one of u would probably wake up at like 4 am tho

wake up the other

and you’d both drowsily walk out

a green and red thing hanging off the ceiling would blur by in the corner of ur eye

and obviously you’d take the opportunity to fluster ur bf soo

u would lean down and give him a quick peck and he’d fully wake up and flush SO hard (argh hes so cute!)

dk:

you'd be at a karaoke place w ur best buds, 100%. no argument.

he'd be screaming at the top of his lungs cuz he's literally so drunk

like hitting all of those high notes and having his voice crack all in one sitting

he'd be pouring his heart out w all of these emotions but everyone else would be literally rofl

plus everyones a teensy bit drunk

it'd be like 2 am when some of the group has fallen asleep, 4 of the others have passed out, and u and dk would just be slaying it hard

tbh i think he'd think smth else hanging on the ceiling would be a mistletoe (like a light or smth)

and he'd just be kissing u sm and you'd be so confused

but eventually you’d notice the mistletoe and it’d all click

mingyu:

before we start w anything, i have a little psa: i LOVE MINGYU!!!!!

u probably already knew that but anyways..

urgh he'd be such a sweetheart the entire night

literally the best puppy in the world (im biased.)

he'd literally cook u the BEST MEAL OF YOUR LIFE

and then he'd give u like this whole spa thingie (at home)

like a whole bubble bath, massage, skincare, the whole package (mingyu is the whole package. dont try to change my mind)

he'd shut u up the moment u try to say that he isn't being taken care of w saying that this is ur night (my heart can't take this)

you two would watch SO many movies and just cuddle the whole time LOL

he'd end the night w taking u out onto ur balcony (if u don't have one, u do now.) and the mistletoe would be hanging above

and he'd just lean forward and kiss u into the night (bonus points cuz he kissed u at 12:00 am on christmas day <333)

god im whipped....

the8:

istfg for christmas he'd plan the most ELABORATE date night for the two of u (my heart)

like

first he'd take u shopping at ur nearest mall

then he'd pick out ur outfit for the night

then you'd put it on

then you'd go to this expensive af restaurant (he pays even tho u tell him not to so many times)

then he'd take you ice skating for an hour or smth while it's snowing <33

ur final destination would be a massage parlor cuz everyone needs some time to unwind all of their stress <3

ofc tho on the way out, you'd coincidentally walk under the mistletoe

he'd giggle at his tiny victory (someone get me a minghao pls)

and you'd kiss (obviously) <33

seungkwan:

i feel like he’d take u to some concert or a show tbh

and you would just be jamming out and screaming at the top of ur lungs until u can barely breathe

like that type of night

so u two would pull up

check in w ur tickets

maybe get food if its available

the concert would start and u both would be SO excited oml

like once they start theres no stopping ur screaming

no way

no how

y’all r top-notch fans any artist would be lucky to have u 😎

that’s irrelevant LOL anyways

so obviously the concert eventually ends (to ur dismay)

and u two head out

and since it’s the holiday season decor is up all around the venue

and he unsuspectingly drags u two under one

and ofc he doesn’t notice but u do

so when u kiss him on the cheek randomly he’s SO flustered 😭

and since ur in public he acts like he’s embarrassed but it’s obvious he loved it <3

vernon:

u would be chilling at home or smth working, reading, or whatever

then u decided that you were tired and wanted to go to bed

then you would put away whatever u had out

and go to ur shared bedroom to change and get ready for bed

like you’d brush ur teeth, wash ur face, maybe take a shower, all that jazz

then you’d fall asleep

vernon would join u later w a lil disappointment cuz he hung a mistletoe above ur bed but u didn't notice

so when u wake up, he’d be cuddled up against u, already awake and looking at u w the cutest smile

“huh? is there something wrong vern?” you’d be rlly confused but then he’d softly whisper, “look up baby,” and you’d realize

you’d be like “oh” but then you’d give vernon what he wants; ur love and kisses ✊😔

dino:

you'd be at the dance studio or smth prob (he's like a machine wtf)

like he'd be teaching u some choreography or you'd both be sweating ur asses off to some random song

like literally there for HOURS

until like 3 am or smth like that

and once u two would finally settle down and decide ur both out of juice for the night, y'all would head home

but of course the studio is decorated for christmas

so

basically

he'd 100% try to devise a plan into sneaking a mistletoe someplace you'd walk under but he forgot about it so he'd run away for a few minutes (saying he needed to use the bathroom but he'd just be hanging a mistletoe up above the door on ur way out)

so

ahahah

he'd (very subtly) drag u under there

and at 3:48 am, two lovers connected under the mistletoe..on christmas eve...*curtains close*

[jayflrt]

OH WE'RE TALKING AB ILAND??

i swear the riki iland hate all started w him voting taki out 😐 but taki didnt even care thats the thing so why did the fans care 😭😭😭 i also think riki was very serious when it came to learning routines and he tried to protect his peace by practicing by himself and (some) grounders took his actions selfishly. but rlly its only bc he was traumatized by the signal song mission!!

as for sunoo "not being close to the ilanders" narrative was dumb imo he just spent a lot of time in the ground and was slowly warming up to the ilanders when he got there. u can tell they all adore sunoo and he was super friendly so i rlly dont think there was ANY beef between him and ilanders (i also feel that some of them being surprised by sunoo getting first was very dramatized and fans ran w it)

yes ma'am 🙈 NO RIGHT i never understood why everyone was so mad over something that taki himself didn't take negatively 😭😭 in fact riki helped him out because taki was able to improve in ground and then work his way back into iland :') yeah riki also lost a lot of confidence after losing the unit test too i think he felt like he let everyone down after working so hard, so he didn't feel like he was fit to lead everyone in choreography :(( but he ended up getting it together and taught everyone the choreo !! honestly i think he had one of the best growth stories in iland

no yeah people tried so hard to write iland off as sunoo getting alienated :// although tbh k's comments about the rankings were kinda ehh and i felt like his initial reaction was a little immature, but i don't think any of the other ilanders reacted weird ab the rankings ?? esp after the first time i think everyone realized that sunoo was a fan favorite so they were all anticipating him getting first anyways and even joking about it :')

but yeah a lot of people don't really realize how close sunoo got with the others ☹️ like jungwon following him around everywhere, sunoo making sunghoon open up wayyy more like chamber 5 changed that man's brain chemistry 😭 and ofc he's close with jay jake and riki since they were in ground together (all those grounder dorm stories we never got to hear 😔), and heeseung being especially interested in sunoo bc of his charm LMFAO even with the other ilanders who didn't debut, k was hugging sunoo when he made it through elims and comforted him when he was sad, sunoo and taki were super close and sunoo doted on him like a big brother, hanbin and sunoo were also close from ground, and geonu was always checking up on him :')

[noahtally-famous]

rewatching ridonculous race and I just came up with the wildest 'crack' thought that would prob be single-handedly genius or The Worst Thing Ever.

as usual I’m making it everyone’s problem lmao

a Dave & Keith duo team participating in the race. And their team name is ‘liked the same girl’ or smth like that idk

some extra details:

Sky definitely forced them into it as a ‘Bonding Experience’ bc of the complaining and arguing (and plus she was tired af of how annoying they are). I like to think after PI, Dave approached her and genuinely actually apologized for his actions, like he finally realized how unhinged he turned into and regretted it, and she apologized too for leading him on and not handling the situation better, and they respected the ultimate decision to not date but remained a weird combo of acquaintance-friends. there was a lot of apologizing, crying (bc of course there is), words said, and it took a while but they overcame that massive hurdle.

naturally, Keith isn’t so quick to trust the guy though, and Dave still has bad memories abt him so the tension between them still remains thick.

them arguing legit the entire time they’re on, and live to make each others lives more annoying while facepalming at the others stupidity. (they're a hit among the viewers btw, bc of course they are)

“says the girlfriend-kisser!” “for the last time, I didn’t know you two were dating or else I wouldn’t have kissed her!” “pfft. yeah that’s what you’d like to think.” “uh, yeah, I do think that. because her lips have touched yours and who knows how disgusting your lips are and where they’ve been.” “excuse me, you take that back right now!” “I don’t hear you denying it, bad kisser.” “is that the best you’ve got, Mr. Not Getting Any?” "that's not what the girl you thought liked you was thinking when she kissed me--oh, too soon?" "I will fucking murder you."

everyone else, hearing this go down: what the fuck

homoerotic tension but no one rlly knows whether that tension is due to them actually having underlying emotions other than ‘deep dislike’ or whether that’s just an add-on to their rivalry and they’re just dumb enough to say stuff with double meanings

similar to the point above, no one rlly knows whether to consider them ‘dating but doesn’t know it yet’ or simply enemies

Dwayne Sr. and Dwayne Jr. watching Pahkitew Island on the plane rides and bombarding Dave with questions abt his time there, and making fun of certain parts of the show. Keith is happy to indulge if it means making fun of Dave’s worst moments (“which are like all of them!” “at least I had guts to audition for that damn show.” “are you calling me a coward?” “congratulations. you’ve connected the dots.”)

idk whether they’d end up having a rivalry with another team or if they’re so invested in each other that no one else wants to get between that lmao

it’s funny bc they waste no time rubbing each other the wrong way, but for the sake of winning challenges they’d set aside their rivalry temporarily and work together (and ironically, they make a pretty good team). idk how they’d react if another team made fun of either of them—probably not the most positive; I feel like they’d be the type to laugh at the others misery/frustration at first, but if a certain line is crossed, intervention occurs.

I’ve this silly hc that Noah and Dave are family friends, so interactions between them and the occasional Keith ones are bound to be interesting

I literally don’t know what Keith would look like. When I was younger, I imagined him looking like a sort-of Duncan without the dyed hair (yeah, idk either). But now I’m like ‘would Sky rlly date a guy like that? she’d want to be with someone more sporty and athletic and competitive, probably.’ and now I’m stumped on trying to imagine Keith looks-wise 😭

perhaps he's a combination of the two?? bc I also can't see Sky dating the jockest jock to ever jock lmfao

they have to go through the sewage system in the prison episode, and Dave gets flashbacks from Pahkitew and he's all 'nope, not happening. I'm not touching that disgusting water, do you know how many germs and bacterias are in there?', so Keith's like 'ffs you dramatic shit' and has to carry Dave or piggy-back him until they reach the exit while Dave's alternating between clinging to him like a koala and leaning as far away from him as possible without falling off. (I'm sensing potential bonding over Dave's germaphobia and stuff).

Keith def kept up on the Pahkitew Island season so he knows exactly what Dave is talking abt when he refers to certain episodes.

The Haters/Daters love them, they're all like "those two know what's up. they're exactly like us" and Keith & Dave are like "...no we're not??" and the Haters/Daters are like "you're not dating?!"

Keith doesn't lose his shit easily, he's actually pretty chill and patient--which makes sense given in most sports, you gotta be patient. (Dave's the one who gets all emotional tbvh.) But, naturally, Dave's the only exception when it comes to the whole 'not losing shit easily' deal

"he's your boyfriend. you calm him down." "he's YOUR family friend though?! and for the last time, we're not dating!" -- a Noah and Keith interaction

[smulnsander]

All of my dreams with/about scp are fucking horrifying like always they introduce some fucking concept of like eternal torture or some weird existential bullshit that you can only get if you were in the dream with me and it's always the old man scp that fucks me up the most he's like so scary but only in the right settings like you could wright some pretty scary shit with him im shure like hes 100000% got the potential but in scp cb??? In GAME??? He's just so.fucking anoying. And like I'll remember the dream yeah? I remeber my first 2 awful scp dreams not in clarity at all but like vauge shapes and concepts and images and feelings of like fear and helplessness like relying on people that are 100% not going to help me or will totaly fuck me over (the fucking mask scp and that deal you make in-game got expanded on in my dream did it feel cool yes it did when I woke up it was verry interesting but in the dream it was so scary) any way it was like all rlly scary and cool but there's this one image that like scares me and do not think it even happened in my dream.i think my brain just attached it to my memory of the dream so it still makes me unreasonably upset is this dumb fucking brain image of my second out if the first 2 scp dreams where I thought i was close to escaping the facility but got led into an underground maze where everything looked practically the same exept.for some spots where there were doors and windows and there was one fucking spot where scp 49 (the doctor I think lmfao?) Was standing behind what looked like a 3 by 3 white minecraft block wall with one block in the middle taken out so he can look through and he's just in there saying his weird cryptic old man shit abt the black plauge and now that it's on paper it's way funnier but it still makes me nervous alittle