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me, suddenly realizing again for the 15th time its My Au and I Control The Evverything: vv... VVegan.. they can all b VVegan. I crontrol the EVVERYTHING and they can . All Be VVegan . theres absolutely NOTHING stopping me i can do wwhatevver i wwant and i wwant 2 livve wwithout stress and wworry . i wwant 2 be as happy as possible . this is MY IMAGINATION I CONTROL THE COMFORT
#eri glubs#rubs my FUCKCING greedy lidtle hands 2gether.#My H*mestukc/Horror city noww .#im building this perfect little me-specific wworld bit by bit and i am absolutely Livving#i havvent done anything like this since i wwas like 15 & it feels EXTREMELY cringe tbh just because of the like . Personal Connections .#so im like. relearning howw 2 not only do all this shit again but also Reneww all the Happiness it gavve me lmao#anywway;;#im only making this post rn because im putting more aesthetics in q & my emoji 4 cronus & im using pizza & i wwas like;;;#''man itd be nice if cro wwas a vvegan 2 thatd make me so happy- WWait. i am a God i can do WWhatevver I WWant .''#i might. make a liddle hc post sometime later idk . ill put it under a readmore since im a cowward but Hmm . i am full of Dopamine noww
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whiny!mark that has the most sensitive dick. getting head would be like torture for him, biting his lip to stop himself from cumming at the slightest touch.
and you know just where to tease him. swirling your tongue around his head before putting your lips around him, suckling lightly. letting out a little laugh as you see your boyfriend’s eyes roll to the back of his head as he lets of the loudest groan you’ve ever heard. he’d bring his hand down to your head, grabbing your hair in a weak attempt to pull you off of him.
“fuck, baby please, please, oh my god, i’m gonna cum, fuck.”
the grip on your hair loosening as you sink down on him further, feeling him gently poke the back of your throat before swallowing around him.
“holy shit, oh my- fuckkk, i’m cumming baby i’m cumming.”
you feel his warm release fill your throat as he whines out a string of curses. practically ripping you off of him when you try to keep sucking him off, overstimulation making him pull his hips away.
“you’re gonna be the death of me y/n, really.”
you let out a giggle as you wipe the corners of your lips, giving him a cheeky smile.
“wipe that grin off your face sweetheart, it’s my turn now.”
oh you were in for a treat.
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my last cryptic crush chapter got to me i need whiny mark noww
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VOICE-MEMOS THEY SEND WHEN THEYRE DRUNK
Kirishima- “baaaaaaabe, hiii I’m out and well I mean I’m not really out anymore I’m on my way home. In an Uber cause no drunk driving duhhhhhh but actually I’m not even drunk so I actually could’ve driven but somebody I won’t name names was being a bit of an asshat and wouldn’t let me drive. But oh my god I love yousomuch like you know I love my guys but god I miss you every time I go out. And yes I know I’ll see you when I get home but your gonna be sleeping and I’m gonna be sad but honestly might wake you up because I wanna kiss you. Okaaay pulling up to to the cribbb noww BYYE”
Deku- “okay let me start by saying I’m only slightly under the influence right now. Like honestly barely, I didn’t even drink that much but sometimes I feel like because I never had a college experience to build my tolerance up I’m still a lightweight at 24 but anyways I’m on the way home and I keep thinking about how much I love you and I miss you so much and oh my god I don’t know what I’d do if we ever broke up. Not that I want that to ever happen but like oh my god how could I even function? I’d probably drop from number 1 to like in the hundreds 'cause I’d be that useless without you.” *starts crying and the rest of the audio message is him crying*
Todoroki - “y/n, I’m currently in midoriyas car because he’s driving me home because I accidentally drank too much at the after-party for the award show. I’m so sad you couldn’t come, like I know the anniversary party for your parents is really important that’s why I’m flying out tomorrow to be there for it. Shit, that was a secret. I hope you don’t listen to this because then you’ll know I’m on a plane coming to see you in like 3 hours. Honestly don’t know how I’m going to function hungover on an airplane but I think I’ll manage, I mean it’s not like it’s a commercial flight so I should be good. Damn it well I was originally going to say I love and miss you. Which still stands but I’m gonna go now because I think I’m going to throw up” “TODOROKI NOT IN MY CAR PLEASE”
Bakugou- “fuck. I’m so drunk right now and I hate even admitting that but that’s how shit-faced I am right now that I can even admit that I’m drunk. This is why I should never go out with my idiot friends, they make me drink and then I end up talking about you and that’s so beyond embarrassing. Not that you’re embarrassing I just don’t need them to know my business like that. Kirishimas driving me home right now which I feel like speaks volumes about my lack of good judgment right now. I don’t even know what the point of this message is I just wanted to say you’re one of the most tolerable person I’ve ever met and I really fucking love you. Okay bye this idiots smiling at what I’m saying and it’s creeping me out.
#my hero x reader#my hero headcanons#my hero academia x reader#my hero academia#my hero academia fic#kirishima eijirou#bnha eijiro kirishima#kirishima x reader#kirishima x y/n#kirishima headcanon#bakugou x you#bakugo x reader#katsuki bakugo x reader#bnha bakugo katsuki#bakugou x reader#bakugou headcanons#deku x reader#deku x y/n#deku fanfic#deku scenarios#izuku midoriya x reader#todoroki x reader#shoto todoroki x reader#bnha shoto todoroki#todoroki headcanons#todoroki fluff#izuku x you#izuku midoryia x you#izuku midoriya imagine#todoroki x y/n
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'ON THAT BITCH'
warnings: p in v , creampie , cowgirl , reverse cowgirl , backshots a/n: a short smut on how aot men fuck you, took a break from tumblr cuz I had tests for like 2 weeks but theyre finally over so im back & im readyyyyyy so be prepared for a lot of smut
EREN
noww, first and foremost, we all know eren gives the most toecurling, stomach flipping, pussy clenching backshots known to man, he'll put his foot up on the bed, that way his dick is angled to dig even deeper into your damp pussy. & dont start on the shit he says, you know he's praising you from behind as he watches your ass recoil onto him...on a good day. on a bad day however, he'll slut you out like he fucking owns you, im talking about fucking you like an animal, he'll make you cum so much times you'll literally collapse, but he's still fucking you, he'd slap your ass so much times that it'd turn red.
"Fuckkkk!" you moaned out, "Stop- stop, it's too much." you wailed, hands trembling as you grip onto the white sheets, "Oh stop, Now you want me to stop." he laughs behind you, increasing the pace at which he's thrusting into you, you orgasmed for the third time literally five minutes ago, and this man would not rest. "Fuck- I'm sorry." you cry, "Please just-" you cut off yourself with a choking moan, "-slow down." you whimper as your knees began aching, he had you face down, ass up for one hour straight, his dick plunging in and out of your pussy repeatedly, round after round, the vehement thrusts at the start now turned into rough, sloppy pounding as he punished you for disturbing him while he was on his game. "Shit." Eren moaned behind you, grabbing at one cheek with his left hand and slapping the fuck out of your other cheek with his right hand. You barely processed anything besides the expanding string in your stomach, tightening once again, "Oh shit, I'm gonna-" upon hearing those words, Eren pounded into you relentlessly, driving you towards your climax, for the fourth time tonight. "Yeah, c'mon." Eren groaned as he felt your pussy clamp around his dick, causing his thrusts to stuttuer, he screwed his eyebrows together as he clenched his jaw, "Fuck, fuck, fuck." he muttered as he came inside of you, he felt the moistness of both his come and yours coat his cock. He scoffed as he gave your ass one last slap, watching how your weak knees finally gave out.
ARMIN
armin is a whiny little bitch, duhh, yeah his dick is gigantic but he acts like it's a needle or something, afraid to even be the slightest bit rough with you, sorry to say but he cannot fuck you to save his own life, like he acts like such a virgin you literally have to do the work by yourself, and honestly maybe you kinda enjoy it, he enjoys it more though and you can tell, from the way his eyes were looking up at you, as his fingers dug into the flesh of your waist, he'd moan like a bitch in heat and sometimes even cry when you overstimulate him.
"N-no, not again." he whimpers from below you, "Fuck you mean not again, you make me do all the work so I'm gonna help myself out too." you groan, bouncing on his dick with your feet flat on the ground, Armin had came in you already but you didn't even come once, so of course you were gonna use him until you came. "Shit-- slow down." you hear him whine beneath you as he uses his hands to slow your movements. You halt at your movements and you could feel Armin's breaths slow, your knees dug into the ground and you placed your hands on his broad shoulders, using the strength of your knees, you pushed yourself up and down his length before simply settling yourself on his cock, you looked down at him before you started grinding onto his length, "Shitt." you moaned as your hips traced onto his skin, you heard Armin groan under you as you neared your orgasm, he felt himself near his climax too, and with a final draw of your hips you creamed on his cock, your eyes rolled back into your head as Armin's whines and moans filled the room.
JEAN
lets get one thing straighttt, jean has a horse cock, it's literally massive, like gut tearing, but definitely a pleasure weapon, usually you'd enjoy it when he fucks you in missionary or maybe even in a mating press, you enjoy doggy too. but his alltime favorite was reverse cowgirl, for obvious reasons. he loveddd to watch you bounce on him and enjoyed seeing your ass jump each time you landed, eventually when you were tired he'd thrust up into you to get the job done.
Your back dimples were all that Jean eyed before his gaze lingered down onto your plump ass, he'd watch as you bounced on his cock, your ass slapping onto the skin of his lower stomach, he'd groan beneath you as you rested your chin on your own shoulder to look back at him, once your eyes met he smirked, causing you to pivot your hips, his dick was stretching you and you felt it all in your stomach in this position, your eyelids grew heavy and you started grinding onto his dick, moaning as you held onto his knees to weakly bounce onto his cock, "Tired, ma?" he questioned, holding onto your hips before he fucked up into you, making you whine at his sudden movement in your pussy, he fucked into your hole at a godly pace and you felt yourself tighten around his dick when you felt the vein in his cock pulse, you squirted all over his cock as he slowed his thrusts, his moist cock, drawing out of you.
#aot x reader#aot smut#attack on titan#attack on titan x reader#attack on titan smut#eren jaeger#eren#eren jeager smut#eren jeager x reader#eren x reader#eren yaeger x reader#eren yeager#eren smut#eren aot#shingeki no kyojin#armin#armin attack on titan#armin arlert#armin aot#armin smut#armin x reader#armin snk#jean kirstein#jean kirschstein#jean kirschtein x reader#jean kirschtien#jean kirschtein smut#aot x female reader#aot x you#jean smut
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holy shit in not even joking i need pussy drunk/pussy licker coryo RIGHT NOWW🙁🙁🙁
he's number on eater actually!!
Coryo is a passionate lover and most importantly, a needy one.
He enjoys pinning you down onto your mattress after a stressful day and just taking his time with you. Letting you cum over and over hearing the sound of your voice getting higher and higher to the point you've actually lost it.
He takes and takes from you like he does everyone else but god if it isn't worth it?
Some nights when he's just so mad at you for whatever reason, disobeying him, being bratty, it doesn't matter. The rational response in his mind is to get you tied up on your bed, spread open for him as he ravishes his girl but he never lets you cum that night.
You feel pathetic and disgusting but god does he make it up to you the following night letting you cum as many times as you can and then some.
He's never modrate.
Thats one word you could never use to describe Coriolanus.
He wont let you cum at all, or cum far to many times for your sanity.
He watches you write under him like a meek prey begging on their knees to be set free. His eyes starring daggers up at you, seeing the angelic scene of his girl all desperate and needy, head thrown back, hair a mess and tits heaving up and down to get more breaths in- and just for that Coryo lifts him self up and pins your neck down completely restricting your oxygen flow.
The fact that he has total control over you gives him and ego push he doesn't need. Coryo uses it as a way to taunt get you to do what he wants and god you love it.
#coriolanus snow#coriolanus snow x reader#coriolanus snow x you#coriolanus snow smut#coriolanus snow fluff#bella fawns over coryo#bella's anons
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ERIDAN: for all that trainin you did ERIDAN: i wwouldnt be the incredible holy wwizard i am noww wwithout your help […] KANAYA: I Hope You Use Your Magnificent Powers Of Light And Hope For Goodness And Purity And Lets Not Forget Science
At this point. Kanaya is Human Sarcasming better than most actual humans.
ERIDAN: dont wworry im all ovver that shit you dont evven knoww KANAYA: Uh Oh I Hope That Didnt Come Off As Too Sarcastic […] KANAYA: Please Dont Take Too Much Offense ERIDAN: haha damn kan if thats your idea of offense bein made then i honestly gotta fuckin wworry for you ERIDAN: tell you wwhat ill givve you some lessons in dealin out the dark umbrage to repay you for your tutelage in the wwhite science
I think Dave taught Kanaya more about the art of trolling in a single conversation than Eridan could in an entire lifetime.
That guy can troll better than most actual trolls.
ERIDAN: wwhats that thing there KANAYA: The Matriorb KANAYA: I Was About To Go Hatch It In The Core To Restore Our Race ERIDAN: that sounds ERIDAN: hopeful […] ERIDAN: if theres goin to be any sort a hope for our race as the prince of hope i demand to be invvolvved ERIDAN: so dont go anywwhere wwithout me got it […] KANAYA: Fine
I’m all for the construction of neo-Alternia, but I really don't think Eridan should be on the planning committee, unless we also want a neo-hemospectrum.
Honestly, the only trolls I'd really trust to rebuild their society are the bottom half of the hemospectrum, and possibly Gamzee. The other highbloods can go sit in the corner.
ERIDAN: its not magic wwe talked about this kar KARKAT: RIGHT, IT'S POWERED BY SCIENCE, I FORGOT. KARKAT: OR HOPE. WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS
I don’t see how Hope translates to a robot-exploding beam, though.
If it was wizards he was blowing up, I’d understand, because it would be consistent with my theory that he's weaponizing his hatred of FRAUDULENT MAGIC. If anything, his Science Wand should strengthen a robot, since it's a product of the TRUEST SCIENCES.
ERIDAN: i had a harder time than anybody wwith this game ERIDAN: it wwas really fuckin unfair wwhat challenges i got saddled wwith ERIDAN: i wwoulda fuckin MURDERED for a land full of a lot a harmless brains and fire ERIDAN: but no ERIDAN: it wwas so lonely ERIDAN: hey guys anybody wwant to come hang out wwith me in the land a wwrath and angels
That sounds cool, though. Angels, I assume, are how Hope is represented in his Land, and I’m sure Eridan synergized well with its wrath. I wonder what physical form it took?
ERIDAN: anybody at all i knoww it isnt anythin like one of your flippin land picnics ERIDAN: anybody please ill evven settle for the kittycat shipper cavve girl
You can't complain about loneliness and then insult your ‘friend’ in the same breath. That's not how any of this works, and the fact that you're unaware of this should tell you everything you need to know about why you're lonely.
So Karkat does know about Nepeta’s little crush. He is a relationship aficionado, after all.
Poor Nepeta.
I sort of figured Karkat didn't reciprocate her feelings. He's preoccupied with plenty of other redrom prospects, and he basically never mentions her.
Karkat’s honestly a little too nice to Eridan. He’s being such a bro here, but what Eridan actually needs is to be brought down to size a little.
Granted, I think Eridan needs a bigger shock to the system than an angry tirade from Karkat. I feel like Terezi could tear him to pieces - but since it's unfair to expect her to put up with him alone, I'd put both the Scourge Sisters on this assignment. >:)
What Karkat is aptly demonstrating here is that there’s a difference between an Eridan kind of asshole and a Karkat kind of asshole.
Let's be real, here - Karkat's a dick. But he's a dick who holds no true malice, knows when he's crossed a line, and is willing to sincerely apologize for his past actions, and make amends.
Eridan possesses none of these qualities, which is why he sat alone in his house for a month while Karkat befriended the entire cast.
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PASSENGER PRINCESS C.S
inspired by nessa barrett's song "passenger princess"
WARNING ⚠️ SMUT⚠️ p in v. riding. making out. mentions of handjob and blow job. no actual handjobs or blowjobs tho. pet names ex: baby, ma
a/n: yes i know chris doesn't have his license just bare with me i listened to this song and i needed to write about it. this is my first writing piece so lmk if i should do more. my grammar is prob bad also.
your pink.
chris is orange.
It was a late night after a party. Matt and Nick left earlier than us. chris was wearing a white wife beater and white dress pants with a black tie, his hair is a little damp from the sweat due to being in a house filled with dancing bodies. i wore a tight dark red dress with black heals with statement jewelry. we walk down a few blocks with our hands interlocked. giggling down the street as we get to the car
y/n: chris i reallllyyy can't drive. i know you dont like to drive but please i know you didn't drink. Or at least as much as me.
chris: of course baby. here i'll get you situated.
chris was always the sweetest. he always had a helping hand to anyone, but especially me. he carried me into the passenger seat and took off my heals. he handed me a bottle of water and gave me his jacket.
we got on the road. i rolled all the windows down. i stick my head out of the passenger window and lay head down out of the window vibing to the music. chris was staring at me while i was leaning out of the window. roads were pretty empty and chris was speeding.
the alcohol took over and i'm crying for chris
y/n: please i just want yourr kisses!!
chris: y/n i'm kind of driving but i promise once we get home i'll give you double the amount of kisses you want
y/n: that doesn't matter to me i just want you noww!
chris: alright fine.
your words were so slurred, feeling almost fully taken over by the drinks. it definitely was insanely dangerous but that didn't stop me and my intoxicated mind. i was making out with chris forcing him to keep his eyes on me. he was still impressively driving very well while his eyes were locked on mine. grinding on his lap the whole time we made out. i felt a poking on my leg. i pull away for a minute and giggle.
y/n: chris.
chris: yeah ma?
y/n: i feel your dick
chris: shit... i'm sorry baby, ill fix it once i get home
y/n: no need to wait...
i pull my black lace panties down and throw them in the back seat. i reach over to his belt and quickly un buckle as he laughs so focused on the road. i think he was expecting a blowjob and hand job or something but i was feeling insane. i pulled my dress up a bit and sit on his dick that was hitting his stomach. we both moan at the feeling. the wind blowing our hair added a whole lot to the feeling. i rode him. i felt the speed of the car increase as we got close to our climaxes. he took one hand off the steering wheel and placed his hand on my ass as he kissed down my neck.
chris: holy shit y/n, i'm almost there
y/n: hold on a minute so am i! holy shit don't stop there. perfect baby. oh my god!
that sent us both over the edge. we both came and grew sweatier. he doesn't pull out yet. we pull up to our house as he turns off the car. we stay in the car though. he pulls me in and touches me all over. i'm a moaning mess
chris: keep this shit up and you will wake up all of our neighbors.
he says as he placed a free hand on my mouth. i try to shut up my shoving my face in the crook of his neck. he ends by grabbing my ass and pulling me in for a long sweet kiss as he carries me and all of our belongings inside. he lays me down on our bed. he takes off my dress and puts on his boxers and a big shirt on me. he knows how much i love wearing his clothes especially his pajamas. He grabs the makeup wipes and wipe my makeup off. he tucks me into bed and gets himself ready for bed. he lays next to me and immediately wraps his arms around me.
chris: remind me to drive more. that was so fuckin fun.
y/n i love you so much
chris: i love you more.
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⋆˙✧⋆。 kinkmas day 4 — by the fire 。⋆✧˙⋆
warnings ❆. in public , na’vi pet names ( syulang -> flower , muntxatan -> male mate ) , palming , hand job , teasing , marking , edging , aged up ! ao’nung .
now playing : mistletoe ; justin bieber
1:55 ──────|─── 1:08
volume : ▮▮▮▯▯▯▯▯▯▯
it was the prettiest night. your siblings and boyfriend’s friends were all splashing in the water, finally getting a break to spend time with each other. you sat next to ao’nung, eyes looking to the horizon while your mind wandered to the most sinful places, the gentle hue from the fire in front of you filling you with warmth.
“ what is it, syulang? what’s dancing in that pretty head of yours? ” you didn’t register what he said, not before you responded,
“ you. ”
your eyes widened as you turned to face him, your face turning a light purple as you saw a smirk splay across his cheeks. you stuttered as he gave you that look, the one that has you weak in the knees. ao’nung is so pretty..he’d be prettier if he was-
“ yeah? you can have me after, ” you fought a whine bubbling up your throat, you scoot closer to him your crisscross bumping with his as eyes flickering back to the group of laughing individuals who were barely within earshot.
“ i mean noww..muntxatan.. ” you pouted. now it was his turn to blush, he stuttered, eyes darting around to see if anyone heard you.
“ here? syulang- your brothers are right there you- shit~ ” you knew he wanted this just as much as you did when his dick jumped under your hand. you gave him a sly grin, knowing if everything else fails, his dick would sell him out.
“ ao’nung~ what they don’t know won’t hurt them.. ” you tilted your head as your thumb swiped over his clothed tip, fingers pressing flat against his shaft. ao’nung cursed, feeling heat poolin his stomach as it reflected in his face.
“ syulang- fuck. y- ah! d- don’t tease.. ” he gave you a half hearted glare, one you replied with an innocent look of confusion.
“ i would never tease you, my love.. ” you shifted your hand, slipping it under the waistband of his loincloth to spread the pre around his tip. you didn’t see it, but you knew it was angry, balls taught with anticipation as you stroked him faster. you leaned over to his ear, pressing kisses beneath it, fangs tugging on the skin on his neck.
“ yn- i- i’m close. ” he muttered, from behind gritted teeth, you smirked into his neck, tugging on the skin just how he likes it. dark bruise forming you laved over the mark with your tongue, removing your hand from under his tweng, his length throbbing with need.
“ w-what, why did you stop? ” you bit your lip, admiring the view of his flushed face.
“ do you want to ruin your loin or would. you rather ruin me? ” you watched as his face lit up with horny excitement, he struggled to stand, pulling you with him.
“ nete, lo’ak, we’re going to turn in okay? ” you yelled towards your brothers, ao’nung pulling you in front of him.
“ bye! ” they yelled in unison, and ao’nung didn’t wait another moment before pulling you away to your mauri.
( roxto turned to neteyam, “ they’re definitely not going to sleep. ” )
tags -> @luvv4j4ybe11
#atwow ao’nung x reader#ao’nung x female reader#ao’nung x reader#ao’nung x you#. character // aonung#tteokbokki 🌶️ // spicy#avatar12daysofkinkmas#rae’s queue ⏳
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SIEMPRE SE PUEDE PEDIR TRADUCCIÓN‼️‼️‼️
INTRODUCTION POST AND RULES 🔥🔥🦾🦾🦾🦈🦈
(Edit— 23/09/2024) I kinda got excited writing this ☠️
There’s like a worrying amount of text. I’m not sure everyone can gut how much I wrote 😭😭
But here are like the basics of my blog:
The name’s Andrés or Diego. Call me whatever ya want, idc
I’m a Trans Guy, he/him exclusively.
☆ I got that dawg in me (asd) actually pls be patient im a little slow on some things
☆ Artist — I mostly make jjba fanart (currently insane about it)
☆ Art requests are currently closed!!
When open: I draw anything but nsfw/kinks, complex backgrounds, Steven universe fanart, danganronpa fanart and proship stuff
☆ Writer (no fanfic here tho)
☆ if I use emojis, be aware that most of the time it’s ironic
☆ I make a lot of kys/kms jokes, if you’re not ok with this, please don’t follow
☆ i LOVE spammers, spam likes, reblogs, whatever as much as you like :3 (if ya want to like no pressure)
☆ if ya wanna be mutuals just ask I don’t mind I’ll just check yo vibe and that’s it
Art tag: #my art
Post tag/reblogs where I add something: #momazos diego
Quality posts tag (aka when I think): #chamber of reflection (reflexionando en la chamba)
oc masterpost
brushes I use
BY THE WAY!!
☆ I usually don’t add tw (tho I dont post stuff with heavy themes often if I’m honest like I rarely do it) But if anything, be wary
☆ I also always have my notifications off so please don’t feel bad if I don’t answer a dm or anything of the sort
☆ please excuse me if I reblog/like artists who are proshippers, I don’t tend to check blogs before interacting🧍🏽(I’ve gotten myself blocked many times because of this)
☆ also like if they problematic in general like idk if maybe someone I reblogged has been in a big ahh controversy or summ so uhhh forgive me
☆ dni and fandoms im in below the cut
☆ more info abt me and my blog :P ☆
So, I think imma make(try) a dni list but ik it’s ultimately useless cuz like I can’t force ya and im not your dad plus I’m too lazy to look through every blog that reblogs or likes but uh blocklist ig???
It’s just basic dni criteria, but like if ya wanna read ig?
SHIT THAT GETS YA BLOCKED ‼️‼️
(some of these are oddly specific)
☆ zionists, racists, homophobes, ace exclusionists/phobes, anti-Semitics, conservatives, ableists Proshippers, Comshippers, anti-anti’s and profiction mfs, LOL1C0NS AND SHOTAC0NS (KYS…NOWW)Transphobes / TERFS, SWERFS, and radfems, Transmeds/Truscums/anti-MOGAI mfs, Transid, “Transabled”, "transracial", Radqueers in general, NSFW agere blogs (SFW agere it’s cool I don’t mind), pedos/MAPS (I want you hanging on the STREET), Paraphilics in general, Misgendering kink blogs, kink blogs in general actually ☠️, Pro-ANA/Pro-MIA
☆ swifties.
Exceptions and specifics:
☆ I think Selfshippers / yumeshippers are cool thus they aren’t hurting anyone most of the time AND ALSO! people tend to think that transid has therians in it and no, I think therians, kinnies and fictives are cool (dont get it but cool nonetheless)
To be honest I don’t check the blogs of most people who reblog or like but- Ricky…Ricky when I catch you Ricky-
(I mostly notice when I get followed but uh- anyway 😻)
THIN ICE:
☆ Giomis shippers
Why? giomis weirds me out💀ik the age gap small but still it’s kinda….
☆ dsmp fans
As much as I enjoy the Fanart and maybe the roleplay was interesting I have like personal beef with the fanbase and creators
☆ Hannibal Fans
The franchise is fire but I also have beef with Hannibal fans cuz for some reason most of them proshippers
☆ MHA fans for the same reason as Hannibal fans
☆ Same with South Park
☆ Same goes for Homestuck fans
☆ Same goes for Steven Universe fans. It’s mid btw
☆ ONE PIECE fans, y’all didn’t do anything wrong it’s just that I haven’t caught up with the show 😭😭
☆ NSFW blogs (as in porn/smut)
ANYWAY
Languages I speak:
☆ Spanish (mother language)
☆ English
☆ A tiny bit of Italian
FANDOMS IM IN (but I forget sometimes 😿)
☆ JJBA (what I post about mostly (going insane over this))
☆ Yakuza (I haven’t finished 0 yet)
☆ Brawl Stars (slowly losing my mind over it)
☆ WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
☆ LOST MEDIA. (Believe it or not, im also going insane over this.)
☆ Berserk
☆ Mouthwashing
☆ Madoka Magica
☆ ikigusare (best virtual girl band ever fr fr)
☆ Gorillaz
☆ Good Omens
☆ Moral Orel
☆ Dorohedoro
☆ My Little Pony
☆ Sonic fandom
☆ Undertale / Deltarune
☆ Breaking Bad / Better Call Saul
☆ El Cuarteto De Nos
☆ Azumanga Dioh!
☆ Vocaloid
☆ Project Sekai
☆ D4DJ
☆ Food Fantasy
☆ FNAF (grrrr I love fnaf,,)
☆ Emo / Scene / Scemo (I just don’t have money for clothes nor the patience to make a blog only for that 😭😭)
☆ actually like another shit ton more but I can’t remember 😔
Socials:
☆ Reddit u/BayFuzzball7050 (old account, permanently banned)
☆ Reddit u/BayFuzzball404 (Current Account)
☆ ofc Tumblr
☆ Wattpad and AO3 but we ain’t talking about that 🤫🧏♂️
☆ @bayfuzzball7050-art is my art blog (reblogs from here)
☆ …
☆ also I might or might not have a questionable side art blog (collect my shitposts)
☆ ALSO! opened a Pixiv :3
☆ I HAVE AN ARTFIGHT!
☆ Bluesky
Dis me btw
#I love these gifs so much#intro post#introduction#bleehhh#proshitters dni#jjba#dorohedoro#mlp#el cuarteto de nos#vocaloid#project sekai#sonic fandom#undertale#d4dj#fnaf#emo#scene#scemo#madoka magica#ikigusare
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Dead by Daylight: Adventures in Texting
I wrote this a while back because I thought it was funny. I hope someone enjoys it.
[The Entity] has started a group: Killers
The Entity: I’ve given you all a phone. We can all keep in contact with each other.
Nightmare: The Hell is this shit?!?
Legion (Frank): looks like a chat room old man
[Legion (Frank)] has changed their name to [Frankie]
Nightmare: Hold up.
[Nightmare] has changed their name to [Freddy]
Freddy: Better.
Trapper: No, we aren’t doing this again.
Nurse: Bloody Hell, again?
Ghostface: Again?
Wraith: We’ve done this before, a long time ago.
Legion (Susie): why did it stop???
[Legion (Susie)] has changed their name to [Sus]
[Ghostface] has changed their name to [BIGDENERGY]
[Trapper]: That answer your question?
Legion (Julie): oh FUCK yeah, this looks fun
[Legion (Julie)] has changed their name to [Jules]
Legion (Joey): wait so, if Danny wasn’t there when the first group chat started, who made it stop them?
[Legion (Joey)] changed their name to [Joey]
Wraith: Herman.
Nurse: He kept trying to experiment on us by sending private messages from other’s phones. He wanted to see us all fight.
Doctor: It worked, didn’t it?
[Doctor] changed their name to [Herman]
Pig: And you wonder why no one likes you
[Pig] has changed their name to [Amanda]
Herman: That’s not what you said last night.
BDENERGY: WHAT?!?!
Amanda: He’s lying.
Freddy: Is Herman a troll?
Frankie: you’re a troll lol
Cannibal: don’t want this…
Trapper: If we’re stuck doing this.
[Trapper] has changed their name to [Evan]
[Nurse] has changed their name to [Sally]
[Wraith] has changed their name to [Philip]
BIGDENERGY: I THOUGHT YOU DIDN’T WANT TO DO THIS! HA, POSERS!
Spirit: I already have a bad feeling about this.
[Spirit] has changed their name to [Rin]
Oni: Rin, what is this contraption?
Plague: Why is it beeping incessantly?
Deathslinger: And how can I make the damned thing stop?
Blight: This device is known as a phone. This instrument allows for communication of voice via electromagnetic radio waves from one end point, being a single beings phone, to another, the other individuals phone. Radio waves are used because they cause significantly less damaging to the body than gamma or X-rays.
[Trickster] has changed their name to [Ji-Woon]
Ji-Woon: Wow! Way to ruin phones freak.
Shape:…
Clown: Is he going to say anything?
Artist: It’s Michael. Probably not.
Pyramid Head: I cannn comuunnicate noww.
Sally: His hands are too big for the buttons. And he probably can’t see what he’s writing.
[Shape] has changed their name to [Michael]
Michael:…
Pyramid Head: Butt Iii can taallllk noow
Twins: Frère and I will be sharing this device. If anyone needs anything from Victor, you have to contact this.
Deathslinger: Is no one gonna tell me how ta’ turn this off?
Hag: You can’t Entity made it so you can’t. I already tried throwing it in the bog.
[Hag] has changed their name to [Lisa]
Lisa: Maybe it will work this time?
Philip: I want to say yes, but I know that isn’t the case.
Rin: Oh, I was messaged by the Entity. Sadako’s phone keeps shorting out, so we’re sharing.
Evan: That makes sense.
Nemesis: mmmyy hands aarree tooo biiigg toooo.
[Hillbilly] has changed their name to [Max]
Max: its back the fun thing is back
Huntress: what happens if the face of this thing gets cracked? i threw it at Dwight.
Sus: OMG you broke it already?!?
Max: why anna why break phone
Oni: What does this OMG mean?
Jules: oh my god
Plague: Do not take the name of the Gods in vain!
Joey: no, that’s what OMG means
Frankie: ugghh old people
[Cenobite] has changed their name to [Pinhead]
Pinhead: I opened the box and found this phone inside. Why and how can I rid myself of it?
Huntress: have i broken this thing?
Pinhead: No Anna, it will still function. You’ll just have a difficult time seeing it.
Joey: Wait, how do you know about phones?
Pinhead: I’m a God, I know all.
Dredge: Speaking of God. Hello everyone. 😉
BIGDENERGY: Did it just use an emoji?
Artist: It knows human language?
Clown: It has hands?
Dredge: No silly. I can type using my powers 😊
Sally: I guess Demogorgon can’t have a phone either. Seems he ate it.
Twins: Did the Entity think it wouldn’t?
The Entity: I do not think it would eat the phone, no.
Max: aww puppy sick?
BIGDENERGY: That isn’t a dog.
Pinhead: In your world maybe.
Sus: WTF do dogs look like in your world!!!
Oni: What does this WTF mean?
Evan: Oh my God.
Oni: Isn’t that OMG?
#dbd imagines#dbd killer#dbd trapper#dbd trickster#dbd memes#dbd pyramid head#dbd huntress#incorrect dbd#dbd frank#dbd ghostface#dbd pinhead#dbd susie#dbd joey#dbd julie#dbd deathslinger#dbd plague#dbd oni#dbd shape#dbd spirit#dbd nemesis#dbd freddy#dbd dredge#dbd entity#dbd nurse#dbd wraith#dbd doctor#dbd onryo#dbd hillbilly#dbd hag#dbd bubba
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Obviously I want the buck and Tommy storyline to continue buck needs that.
But I can’t stop thinking while Buck finally comfortable in his newfound sexuality and everything is all settled down. Something happens or someone says something that has Buck looking at him and Eddie’s relationship and I mean really looking at it.
Like he’s looking back on moments when that girl said that they had a beautiful family and he didn’t mind it.
Back to those moments of staring his Bestie in the eye..
And those lingering touches.
And the gazing into the eyes…
Or how if he’s not at home he’s probably with Eddie and Chris laughing it up
Or how much he’s actually in Chris’s life; to the point-it’s like ‘oh yeah I might actually be an important figure in this kids life!?’
And how he may actually lose a piece of himself at the thought of not having Chris and Eddie in his life. That a world without them is just wrong yk?
Buck looks back on all of this, And he’s processing of and he’s thinking shit me and Eddie’s relationship is not.
‘Normal’ ‘typical’ best friend behavior, that this partnership is leaning more on the the romantic side or it’s definitely not platonic it’s more than platonic right? This leads to buck having a crisis cause now he’s questioning how he really feels for his best friend.
He might just have a little crush on his best-friend.
No he might be a little in love with his Best-Friend! his Partner!!
And now we have a pining buck and oblivious Eddie.
( also i literally just saw a post about how Eddie isn’t the typical repressed catholic forced heteronormativity but that it’s compulsive because of the shit he went through (but also he’s def repressed)…the post explains it sooo well, and I was like get them in the writers room NOWW! 😭✊🏾) Because that’s exactly how it should be
#pining buck and oblivious Eddie#later in the season or next season#buddie#eddie diaz#911 fox#evan buck buckely#911 show#christopher diaz#911 abc#911 on abc#911 imagine#911 thoughts#911 season 7
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CAN I SHOW YOU MY LOVE?
♡゙ : 𓈒are you mines tomorrow or only for tonight 📹 ?
jungkook X FEM READER
request by @yourbobaeyestell
A\N: im sorry for the neglect but im back noww and I got new furniture!
summery; he only wants you when he wants pussy
warnings; toxic jungkook, big d!ck jk, slight f!nger!ng, belly bulge upright missionary s!e!x, jk might be using you.
"DO YOU EVEN FUCKING EVEN WANT ME?" you scream out at jungkook. Hes sitting on your bed with his head down and eyes low like a child whos getting lectured. "YOU USE ME FOR COMFORT AND PLEASURE!" you exclaim making him feel like a dick. "I think we should go our own ways and you just leave me alone," you suggest in a low voice.
Jungkook jumps up off the bed and grabs your hand and looks into your eyes making you fall into his stary eye illusion that makes you reconsider what you just said. "Baby you know I fucking love you more than anything I truly want to be with you every minute of the day but I dont want to brake you by opening up to you and becoming your boyfriend. Im only doing this because I love you so much, can I show you how much I love you?," He trys to sweet talk you as he grasps your chin.
Was he gaslighting you? He definitely was but when he was around he truly made you feel good. His sparkly eyes making you nod your head giving him approval. His strong tattoed hands picking you up and placing you on the bed as pushed you to lay down. He sat on his knees in between your legs, his mouth meeting yours, saliva mixing as his tongue entered your mouth. Tongues swirling around as jungkooks hard print rubbed against your clothed pussy causing the wet spot to grow.
He lifted your night gown off your shoulders and above your head and tossing it to the floor. His mouth moved from your lips to your right boob, his warm tongue on your nipple making your back arch in the air a bit and a moan escape your lips. His hand replacing his mouth as he moved down to slide your panties off and down your legs.
His warm thumb rubbed against your hard clit, it made soft whimpers leave your mouth and your hips shutter causing him to spread them wide and hold them down in place. He slides his hips up and pulls his grey sweats down along with his PSD bape boxers that made his dick look gaint and it was gaint never failing to shock you.
Jungkook aligned himself up with your sopping cunt then sliding his length in, his dick even touching your pussy made you feel like you smoked 6 blunts and now your cloud9. Sliding in and out at a normal pace making you feel loved more than when he rammed into you just to have a quick nut but it was more fun.
His toned sexy body hovered over you as slowed down his strokes and got more deeper, that shit made your pussy jump like you could fell his dick in your stomach. You picked his hand up and moved it to your lower stomach and showed him how you could feel it in your tummy. "I-in my tummy." you whine out with a moan following after, "You feel me in your stomach baby?" jungkook growls as he bites his lip as he starts going harder making him bump into your cervix.
This action making a porn star moan scream escape your lips as you released on his dick. It felt like your problems and worrys melted away on his dick but this feeling stopping as he pulls your legs apart even more as he nuts all over your stomach and belly button.
"do I go back out your window or do you want me to stay?"
#Spotify#dominate jungkook#jungkook#jungkook smut#bts jungkook#bts fanfic#bts smut#jungkook x y/n#smut#bts fic#bts x reader#fypppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp#kook-net
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Its 1am and I'm eating stale cheese bagel procrastinating doing a lame assignment.
Any ways this has been my favorite song recently
It's just so AUGH. I cant explain, listen to it noww. I just randomly stumbled onto it too, like I think it's a sign or some shit.
But uhh music is making me feel an emotion other than someone save me from this crushing depression !!! Atleast I thinkso.
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Megumi baby mama.
IM SO SORRY IF THIS BAD THIS MY FIRST TIME AND I DODNT READ OVER IT IM SO SORRY!! So megumi was your bestfriend since elementary but until towards the end of high school, where he fucked you silly. It went like something like this….
“Fuck, y/n it’s so wet for me.. have you always felt this way for me?”
He looks at you with lust and love in his eyes he looking at you like a lover but he’s literally your childhood best friend you had a big crush on him but went to another guys to get him off your head and now you’re sitting on his lap his hand between your legs rubbing your clit.
How did you get here? You must be asking. You and your friends were out and you had this outfit on https://pin.it/1E6ZQw77C he saw you when he was with yuji and norbra but you looked at him and turned your head because you and him argued about his “girlfriend”. It really wasn’t his girlfriend but you saw it as that. Megumi always went up to you if he saw you anywhere so when he saw you and you turned your head was mad. He followed you so when your friend went to a different alley in the store he took this opportunity and dragged you out the store. You yelled at him for doing that. “ what the fuck megumi!?”
“Why did you do that?!” He just kissed you and took you to his car. He drove to his house without a word to you. The two of you get to his apartment and he drags you to his room and puts you on his lap and pull your dress and rubs your clit tough your thong. NOWW back to where we left off.
“Fuck, y/n it’s so wet for me.. have you always felt this way for me?” you whine and look him in his eyes with a tear. “Why are you doing this megumi?” You wiggle as he pinches your clit. “You think that girl is my girl? Do you?” You can barely speak do to the pleasure you’re feeling but you manage to nod your head. “Fuck.. y/n you’re the only girl I love.. I’ve loved you since middle school..” you look at him with love and affection as you hold his face and kiss him, he kisses you back with passion and pulls you closer your dripping pussy rubbing against his shirt leaving a wet spot he notices and takes off his shirt and takes off your dress “megumi wait-“ he kisses you deeply and throws you on the bed “have i told you how pretty you are yet?" he asks you, playing with your hair.
he takes your hand in his, pressing it against his hard on.
"just a little touch." he whispers in your ear. Megumi starts moving your hand up and down his length over his pants. he feels... big? he slides down his pants, revealing his throbbing boner. he's the biggest you have never seen. you gulp, there's absolutely no way you would be able to take him inside. he chuckles "it's big, isn't it?" he smirks. You wrap your hand around him. Your fingers don't even touch because of how thick he is, but you put on a poker face to not show how big it is because you’re still mad at him right?
"I’ve taken bigger." you say, smirking. You want to tease him make him feel like he's not as special as he think with his third leg in his pants.
oh yeah?" he smirks and you try not to focus on how sexy he is. Everything is so perfect in this moment, his beautiful face next to you and his precum running down his cock over your hand. "i asked yuji about you and he said you weren't able to take him even tho he's a bit smaller."
Oh shit..
your eyes go wide, why would yuji talk about this with him? but at the end of the day, they are best friends. You look away and move your legs “s-shut up..” he chuckles “baby I know you’re mad at me but no need to lie.. “ he leans down and kisses your neck and keeps going down. “Megumi.. I’m still mad at you..” he smiles and caress your sides “ I know baby.. “ he pulls up your legs and puts you in a mating press and fondling your pussy lips with his tip “mmm.. m-megumi..”
“Shhh baby” he stuffs your pussy with his thick cock “u-ugh~” you moan and he covers your mouth “shh baby..” He starts to pound into you, at one point you were just to fucked out to even make a sound so he turned you over and put you in doggie style and started to pound into you like this https://x.com/blakegarrison15/status/1756333501928931409?s=46.
After that you never doubt it his love for you. After that you two got together and moved in together and everything you went to college and he went to the same college but you remember to take a pregnancy test and you found out you’re pregnant.. so the way you’ll tell megumi, you got to the store while he’s playing the game, you get white baby onesie and gets a box and you put the onesie in the box and your pregnancy test. You get home and call him over to come the table and you give him the box. “What is this baby?” He asks accepting the box. “ just open it gumi” you say sweetly he opens it “b-baby? We’re having a baby?!” You nod as he smiles and hugs you. “my sweet baby girl.. once this baby is out I’ll fill right back up.. “ he smiles sheepishly
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HI!! so, besides the smut writing
is anyone interested in stories with immense fight scenes, and realistic character interactions? like canon shit when you interact with jing yuan for example, or welt daddy,,,, then again id make the fem!mc like, really attractive and naturally alluring because im obsessed with elegance and ppl admiring the mc from afar or openly
also i feel so out of touch with smut writing/sexts atm 😭 my game isnt ON but what i feel like delivering rn is an immersive hsr story with cynosure's ascendance but what do you lovely ppl think? im very much experience innnnn descriptions, fight scenes, dialogues and emotion invoking shit, positive or negative, character's details, weapons descriptions like basically anything if i understand the concept
im not confident with my smut skills right noww buuuut i think i just need the big horny hormones for that, wait speaking of that, any tips for good ass smut writing? words perhaps? synonyms iddkkkkk aaaaa
#hiraethtalks#ffsthat7hrworkrlygottome#i need jing yuans pink tip for refreshment pls#and welts too#wait what if i make my theme their cock heads color#hsr#honkai star rail#jingyuan x reader#blade smut#gepard x reader#honkai star rail x reader#jing yuan x reader#hsr x reader#hsr smut#genshin impact#hsr jing yuan
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Hi bb!!!!! Don't worry about replying late, uni is shit and hectic, buttt thank you for always replying I always look forward to your replies!! 💗💗
Noww speaking of the drabble it made me so softttt like I always love it when people show the domestic side of their ocs and seonghwa🥹🥹🥹 he's so careful while waking her up, and the hear aid thing is actually so cute the fact that they learned how to do it for her says alot for them as a group💓💓
And I'm wayyy too excited for the other drabble post it when you can, not as soon as you can take your time and don't tire yourself out please💕
And honestly I feel like bts's old romantic songs are underrated and another bts song I feel fits them is my you by jungkook even though it's meant for army's but it just fits them yk??
Plus I honestly get why they didn't communicate much it always happens when your thoughts overwhelm you and makes you overthink, just like in their scenario
They thought they were the reason for each other's pain but it wasn't the oppsite and they ended up being each other's saviors 💓
Nowww for another question *drum roll* what was mingi's reaction while meeting her family irl(with yoongi and hanzo and her adoptive parents) and vice versa, her visting his family in his mom's restaurant or smth
And if you have time for another question then when did ateez feel the most proud of hima?
Love you bb and thank you for calling me muse anon like that's just so heart warming mwahhh💓💓
Hey sweets!! 🥰 I'm so glad you liked it, writing it honestly made me so happy because her relationship with Matz is just the sweetest! Hima didn't even teach any of them how to use the hearing aid but the older members learned by watching just in case she ever needed help, then they taught the rest of the group so that they'd be able to assist as well.
I actually love that song for them so much! The fact that it's basically talking about how the other person is their healing, their missing piece, plus the entire feeling of the track is so calm but emotional at the same time! 🥹
Now to your question; The group members met her parents at the same time and they welcomed all of them like sons the moment they walked into the house, but being introduced to Mingi as their precious child's boyfriend was slightly more tense. They've always been very protective over her since she's their only daughter and made a point to let him know that should anything happen between them, they would know exactly where to find him. He reassured them that he would protect her like she was the most delicate thing in the world and has kept that promise ever since. They've also all had dinner together several times and they trust him wholeheartedly after seeing what a good person he is.
Meeting the brothers was much more stressful for the members since both of them are famous in their respective fields - with Yoongi being a member of BTS and Hanzo being a player for the PSG - but they did their best to make them feel welcome. (They also had no idea that Yoongi is her older brother since she never outwardly stated it so seeing him in person was a huge shock). The two were still seniors to the group but are actually on close terms with the members now, especially Hanzo since he had more time to get to know all of them. When Mingi and Himari started dating, they were the first to know and took a more protective approach to the situation since both raised her more than their parents, but came to the same conclusion that he is the perfect person for her; caring, kind, loving, etc.
The group was not exactly prepared to meet her biological parents since even though they knew she was adopted, they didn't know they it was because the accident had killed them. During their first trip to Japan she took them to the cemetery where they were buried, then she explained everything and reassured them that it was alright, that she had her time to grieve years ago. To this day they still come to pay their respect, some of them even going alone at times in order to pray for her health.
There were so many moments that made them proud of their maknae, such as their debut, the first 'Break The Wall' concert, her ambassadorship, the release of LXST (the final track is coming), etc. The most recent one though has to be her fashion debut through Versace with the Ephemeral Collection because it was a historical event for both industries, and their little princess was standing on a different type of stage by herself, presenting pieces that she spent so much time creating. It was not only their fans that were watching but the entire audience brought by Milan Fashion Week, even high end designers complimented her work. The only members who attended the show were San - who was there for Dolce & Gabbana - and Mingi, so Donatella arranged a live broadcast for the rest of the group which they watched together. Most of them ended up crying at her final bow because she had the brightest smile on her face.
Love you too sweets! ❤️ And you are my muse, your questions make my imagination run so much and I love it, MWAAHH! 😘
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