#I feel like I got 0 sleep 😫

[bixy]

Had caffeine at like? 5 or 6pm to study after work and WOW that fucked up my sleep so bad

[luffyvace]

Late!! Dazai B Day hcs!! 😊

Yes IK I’m like literally almost 2 months late but I’m doing it ✨fashionably late✨

Dazai would become such a big baby 🤦‍♀️

he wants to sleep in late and wants breakfast in bed

the whole shabang 🙄

basically demands everything cuz he’s “the birthday boy☝️🤓”

and if you don’t get it for him your a bad s/o 😤✋

also demands cuddles all day long, which- I guess isn’t so bad 🤷‍♀️

I hope you didn’t plan anything, cuz he pretty lazy and doesn’t wanna work or even go out really

i mean maybe, only if you promise you have something super fun planned 🤩 and he’s gotta be interested in it too! ☝️😤

or your going to jail! For ruining his birthday D:

wouldn’t mind if you invited the Ada members over, actually asks you to do it at some point because his b day is too lonely without lots of friends and a party!! :D

all the sudden he has all this energy and wants to turn up LOL

so you guys put on some music, pour some drinks and have an unplanned party on the spot!!

although I’m sure Atsushi was planning one for him anyway <3

you’d best have brought him the most top tier gifts too!! >:( only the greatest stuff for the birthday king! 👑 (yes he deems “boy” too belittling now and wants to be called the birthday king now 😭⁉️)

gives you lots of kisses, back hugs and overall pda, - AND NO COMPLAINING!- cuz he’s the birthday king~ 😊

so if you don’t like it suck it up for a day butter cup!- Cuz he loves it! 💋

undoubtedly bothers Kunkida and asks him to do obnoxious, stupid things he knows he wouldn’t wanna do

and there’s no getting mad cuz he the birthday king!~ 😉

kunikida gets mad anyway and Dazai whines that he’s not supposed to get mad at him on his big dayyyy! D;

goes to you to tattle tale and you switch the topic by suggesting limbo! 🤩🤷‍♀️

To which Dazai immediately falls in love with this idea and demands everyone to play

in this order, is how everyone wins:

0 Dazai (he’s the birthday boy king ! )

1 Fukuzawa (the real winner)

2 Atsushi (tiger flexiblity)

3 Kyoka (super tiny)

4 Kenji (Second tiniest)

5 Tanizaki (would’ve done better but Mii-Chan aka the cat jump on him- LOL 😅😂)

6 Yosano (woman flexiblity)

7 Dazai’s ACTUAL placement-

7 Ranpo (would’ve done better but when he got “no” as an answer to “is the reward snacks” he gave up before even trying)

8 Kunikida (Dazai tickled him 🗿)

9 Naomi (has girl flexibility but wanted Tanizaki to win over her)

10 Kirako [office lady] (has girl flexibility but didn’t really try)

yippieeee Fukuzawa Dazai wins 😁🏅

for dinner you had spicy curry (either Kunikida or you made it)

And his cake was marble, I feel like he’d really like it

⚠️Suicide/death mention⚠️ (ofc it’s Dazai..)

at some point he asked you to commit double suicide with him, you can’t say no! It’s for his b day!! 😖😫 imagine dying on the day you came into the world!! With your lover! Isn’t that just romantic!~ 😍 hurry! Pick a painless way to die from this book of his before the day is over!! 😄 no? WHYYY?! 😩 *cue Dazai melting and turning into a hot mess on the floor*

by the end of the night your apartment is pretty messy and you and Dazai are cuddling up in bed, your head on his chest (or vise versa whatever you prefer <3) in solidarity silence

he demands you give the birthday king a goodnight kiss, and you do 💗

Short n sweet, but sometimes that’s how we prefer it, right?

-Brook🏴‍☠️

[dabislittlemouse]

(This is like, my third ask ever. Please have mercy on me if I mess it up.)

Okay, so I saw your reply to the Anon ask about the porn of his partner that Dabi keeps in his phone, and I don't know why that hooked me so hard, but - ohmagawd, I LOVE it.

Yes. 1,000%. Thank you.

I love it. It's perfect. Yet, I don't know why, but something carnal in me just NEEDS to bring it back and expand on it.

Now that we have established that we all know that, yes, of course, Dabi absolutely has porn of him railing the brains out of his Little Mouse filling up all the storage in his phone - how does he organize it? How?

Because you know he fucks you way, WAY to much to just have a single album for smut. It'd have like 2,000+ things in it! That's a mess! He would never find that exact video he's looking for on a lonely night when his favorite cocksleeve wasn't around.

I feel like Dabi is the kind of guy who meticulously organizes his porn (not like Shiggy, that animal. No wonder he can never find what he's after.) Especially the stuff he keeps of HIS partner.

(I have a Samsung phone, apologies if it's different in Apple but-)

First, he's got an entire file named after you. Is just your name. Almost as if it were totally innocent.

And in that main file, he's got all his pics and videos organized into numerous different groups and albums. You know, like his own personal pornhub of just you.

Sure, he's got some that are like: 'cute shit', 'selfies', 'sleeping', or whatever.

But mostly, it's more like those that are organized by type; 'Blowjob', 'Handjob', 'Strip Tease', 'Anal', ect.

Or by position; 'Doggy', 'Cowgirl', 'Missionary', 'Mating Press', and so on and so on.

And some by kink; 'Cuffs', 'Bondage', 'Tit Fuck', 'Gagged', 'Burns', 'Creampie' and more.

Then there are 'Favorites', 'My Coat', 'Whore Noises', and 'Fucked Stupid'.

In every album, they are organized youngest to oldest. And every single picture or video is dutifully named with the date, the file it belongs in, + any other type/position/kink of note. If it's a video, he also adds the number of times you came at the beginning of the video to the number by the end, the same for him if applicable, and a delectablly brief description.

I.E.

'Jan 24 2023, Sleeping, Drool on pillow.jpg'

'Feb 14 2023, Facial, Babe wanted Facial for valentines, good girl.jpg'

'Mar 11 2023, Whore Noises, cowgirl/some burns, Cum 5-8, 3, screaming my name while tits slap her in face.mp4'

'Apr 07 2023, Tit Fuck, Aftermath of Mouse wearing my coat as I Tit Fuck her.jpg'

'Apr 27 2023, Blowjob, deep throat training going well, almost there!'

'May 30 2023, Blowjob, begging & punishment, Cum Denied, 3, Mouse swallows 3 loads as punishment for being a brat, begs to cum but she's been bad.mp4'

'July 15 2023, Doggy, bitch is loud, Cum 3-8, 0-2, Mouse railed in sundress over back of couch until braindead.mp4'

'Aug 08 2023, Creampie, juicy, cum I lost count, 5, admiring my handiwork after destroying pretty pussy.mp4'

BRO- I AM LITERALLY SPEECHLESS HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO GOOD AND DETAILED??!! PLS I JUST WOKE UP AKDNAKDJSJDJSDNSJDKDJ

The way I am smiling while reading this at work help- I literally love this ask SOOOO MUCH you have no idea 😫😫 definitely one of my favorite I’ve gotten so far

I just love how organised this all looks, and how filthy, the descriptions of them, the dates, omg I’d feel extremely embarrassed at the thought of him having a pornhub gallery only with me in it with such detailed descriptions please-

I see Dabi as a very organised type of person so I just know for sure he’d organise his porn gallery pretty well.

Also the shade on Shiggy made me cackle too much

[crsinclair]

so here's the scoop

Actually before that, I wanna say that I've participated in the Erasermic Omegaverses Zine this year, can't remember if I yelled about that on here? I was a fic writer for that - if you like Erasermic and like ABO, here's the link to the collection on Ao3! Mind the tags on the individual fics, please! ANYWAY. I've had. A fucking. Time. Kinda a rant and also an explanation for why I've been absent and also why I linked my kofi at the bottom of this. A lot of shit happened!🙃 This summer, my Papa passed away. I loved him. I really did. He was funny, kind, and he took shit from absolutely no one. If it hadn't been him I would have said I wasn't going to go help out and I was just going to go to the funeral. But it was him, so I told my friends that I was going back to the city, and I was going to help settle everything, pack his things, etc, because I loved him. I should have stayed home. First of all, my family treated me like free labor and like shit while I was there to help out. Second of all, I got into a car accident on the way to the funeral and the guy who hit me tried to intimidate me into not calling the police before driving off - and yes, I was injured. Third, my family "expressed concern" over my injury and then proceeded to have me write the obituary, decorate the funeral room alone, and asked me to be a pallbearer while injured. I could go into so much more detail but I'll spare you the horror of My Family™️. I'm honestly surprised I made it home without collapsing. AND ON THAT NOTE: A week later, I did collapse. Dramatically, and with flair. I was recovering from both whiplash, grief, and having to spend time with My Family™️ and over at my friend's grandmother's house when suddenly I didn't feel well. I stood up to splash some water on my face, got into the restroom, realized, "Hm, this is more serious than Not Feeling Well, I should tell someone Right Fucking Now," wobbled back into the other room, told the grandmother that something was wrong, and then proceeded to collapse to the ground and have a heart attack. After that, my heart rate would not calm the fuck down and I had wild heart palpitations for the next seven hours! Yes, I went to the hospital. I have been to the hospital twice more after that, had several more doctor appointments, have had several tests done (including a Tilt Table test, which 0/10, do not recommend), and there's plenty more that I could talk about (like the Tilt Table test, though I might just make a TikTok account for just to rant about that akdhfa it's both not funny and FUNNY), but what it all boils down to is this: I have a very, very severe case POTS all of a sudden and my doctor is still trying to figure out what the hell caused it. Currently I'm trying for disability benefits because I legitimately cannot work - my sleep schedule is fucked, my energy levels are all over the place, I can't stand for long at all without fainting and I can't sit for varying length of time without the same. I hate to even do this, but I'm a broke bitch who has medical bills for tests and operations (god I have one in just a few days and I am NOT looking forward to it) that I can't pay for because I don't have insurance, so: Here's my kofi page if you'd like to buy me a coffee or help me not stress about the multiple doctors visits I have every month!

I do have, like, actual things I want to talk about other than "Oh this is what I've been up to - BEING SICK" - like the cute EMic fics I have in the works, the Cheeky Brat fic I've been working on and haven't been talking about on here because it's 🤭 e x p l i c i t (teehee) and even my DnD shit that is mostly entirely self indulgent but I don't care I'm going to shove it in your faces anyway.

Anyways, that's what I've been up to. I've posted about a good portion of this on Twitter, so I know some of you guys know about this, but I wanted to give Tumblr a heads up that I am bed ridden and Doing My Best.😫

[moonbeamoclock]

Reader pranking the girls by telling them "I'm going to sleep on the couch tonight" for absolutely no reason 💀💀

tw: language, anger

a/n: wait why is this so funny to me please continue to send me asks like this

Mikasa:

"I'm gonna sleep on the couch tonight"

huh???

"why, is something wrong?"

".....no"

she just squints her eyes at you trying to figure out why you don't want to sleep in the same bed as her anymore....

"okay"

she just walks away and decides to wait it out

you lay down on the couch and every once and a while you can hear her try and sneak out to the living room to see if you're any closer to giving into coming back to bed with her.

each time she walks away she huffs a little bit louder

you actually start to doze off and that's when she nudges you awake with her arms crossed

"stop trying to prank me and come to bed, you're not being funny"

6/10 it was less of a prank and more of you being annoying but her reaction to it was funny nonetheless

Annie:

she's got an attitude about everything

"i'm gonna sleep on the couch tonight"

"if there's a fucking problem we can just talk about it don't be a fucking brat"

"there's no problem I'm just letting you know that I'm sleeping on the couch tonight"

"whatever"

she'll just storm away and slam the bedroom door closed behind her

give it like two hours before she comes waddling out of the bedroom wrapped in a comforter mumbling something about

"the bed is too cold can you please come to bed with me? I'm sorry for whatever i did."

8/10 was genuinely under the impression that you were mad at her for something

Sasha:

"I'm gonna sleep on the couch tonight"

"okay! then I'll sleep there with you. It'll be like a sleepover!"

"no i'm sleeping on the couch by myself tonight"

"why would you do that?"

"....... Because"

"because of what?

"i-i don't know just because i want to!"

👁👁 "thats stupid"

like okay sash we know that you can do absolutely nothing wrong but for once could you fall for a couple's prank

0/10 she didn't fall for it because every time you tried to move to the living room she just scooped you up and threw you back onto your shared bed

Pieck:

"I'm gonna sleep on the couch tonight"

she froze..."um...okay, do you just want some space tonight? Is something the matter?"

you just shrug (because how are you supposed to lie to her when she just cares about you so much.)

"okay, that's fine i'll grab some blankets and a pillow for you"

how can someone be so lovely 😫

she quite literally tucks you in and says goodnight before she goes to bed herself

of course, she's worried about why you would feel the need to sleep separate from her but she also understands that sometimes people just need their space

this time you're the one that goes crawling to the bedroom wrapped in a blanket asking to be allowed in with her

10/10 because she just wants the best for you and her response really shocked you and she had no idea it was a prank

Yelena:

"I'm gonna sleep on the couch tonight"

(another one with an attitude problem)

"what are you talking about"🤨

"i just want to sleep by myself for tonight is that okay?"

"no?? get in bed i have places to be in the morning and neither of us can sleep without the other so stop being stupid"

"well i'll learn to sleep without you"

and now you've started an argument because now shes mad and the anger is basically radiating off of her

she takes a couple deep breaths "this better be one of your stupid fucking pranks because why would you say that????"

8/10 you got her she was mad, she didn't find it funny but she smiled a bit when you started to laugh as you explained it to her

Ymir:

the third and last gal with an attitude problem

you guys are literally attached at the hip so it was no surprise that this was going to be an issue from the start.

"i'm gonna sleep on the couch tonight"

"shut the fuck up, no you're not, go get ready for bed"

.....because what do you say to that??

"um...okay?"

"thats what i thought now.....i'll bring your water bottle and then we can watch a movie to fall asleep k?"

she's fully aware that she might be in the wrong about something but she also is the kind of partner to not understand why that means you need to not sleep in the same bed, usually in your relationship sleeping on it together usually fixes itself

0/10 didn't work at all she doesn't fall for pranks and is the kind of partner that has that charming effect so its hard to actually mad at her

Historia:

"im gonna sleep on the couch tonight"

"wha-wha-why???? are we okay?"

"yeah......i just want to sleep by myself for tonight...."

"wait lets talk before you go to sleep we should try to figure this out"

"no thanks"

.......!!!!!!

"hey, i don't think you should go to sleep without talking to me first" 😠

its a bubbling she's gonna snap if you dont talk to her

as you're gathering your stuff to move out to the living room she's following you around with an angry look on her face waiting for you to respond to her

"HEY, tell me whats wrong this isnt fair, stop keeping things from me!"

ouch! say sorry poor babey is hurt!!!!

"awww i'm so sorry i didnt mean to make you upset i was just trying to play a little prank on you!"

3/10 she's mad because she did NOT find this prank funny at all and now you're actually sleeping on the couch wa wa

[thisbarbieisdelusional]

Song’s parts that take me straight to heaven || Lana Del Rey Edition

a/n: English is not my first language, so I'm sorry if there are any grammatical problems or some sentences that came out weird. Feel free to correct me ❤️❤️

☽ I really struggled to do this one, Lana Del Rey songs are masterpieces and just the mention of them would take me straight to heaven 😫

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Ultraviolence

☽ 0:36 - 1:27

☾ I don't even have words to say what i feel when this part comes

Jim told me that, he hit me and it felt like a kiss

Jim brought me back, reminded me of when we were kids

With his ultraviolence

Ultraviolence

Ultraviolence

Ultraviolence

I can hear sirens, sirens

He hit me and it felt like a kiss

I can hear violins, violins

Give me all of that ultraviolence

☽ 2:38 - 2:55

☾ For me, it doesn't hit as hard as the first one, but still deserves a place in this list

We could go back to New York

Loving you was really hard

We could go back to Woodstock

Where they don't know who we are

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Born to Die

☽ 3:16 - 3:49

☾ The changing of tune-

Come and take a walk on the wild side

Let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain

You like your girls insane

So don't make me sad, don't make me cry

Sometimes love is not enough and the road gets tough

I don't know why

Keep making me laugh, let's go get high

The road is long, we carry on

Try to have fun in the meantime

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Dark Paradise

☽ 1:50 - 2:38

☾ The best Pre-Chorus and Chorus EVER

☾ And the “Dead, like you” part? PERFECTION

And there's no remedy for memory, your face is like a melody

It won't leave my head

Your soul is haunting me and telling me that everything is fine

But I wish I was dead (Dead, like you)

Every time I close my eyes, it's like a dark paradise

No one compares to you

I'm scared that you won't be waiting on the other side

Every time I close my eyes, it's like a dark paradise

No one compares to you

But there's no you, except in my dreams tonight

☽ 2:55 - 3:11

☾ I'm literally levitating

There's no relief, I see you in my sleep

And everybody's rushing me, but I can feel you touching me

There's no release, I feel you in my dreams

Telling me I'm fine

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Doin’ Time

☽ 2:15 - 2:28

☾ The best part of the song

Evil, we've come to tell you that she's evil, most definitely

Evil, ornery, scandalous and evil, most definitely

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Ride

☽ 3:39 - 4:09

☾ Yes, I have a thing for Lana’s bridges

I'm tired of feeling like I'm fucking crazy

I'm tired of driving 'til I see stars in my eyes

It's all I've got to keep myself sane, baby

So I just ride, I just ride

I hear the birds on the summer breeze, I drive fast

I am alone at midnight

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Summertime Sadness

☽ 2:51 - 3:13

☾ This is where I grow wings

Think I'll miss you forever

Like the stars miss the sun in the mornin' sky

Later's better than never

Even if you're gone, I'm gonna drive (drive), drive

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Young and Beautiful

☽ 2:28 - 3:00

☾ How to overcome the insurmountable?

☾ The whole song is a highway to heaven, but this part takes me instantly to paradise

Dear Lord, when I get to heaven

Please, let me bring my man

When he comes, tell me that You'll let him in

Father, tell me if You can

All that grace, all that body

All that face makes me wanna party

He's my sun, he makes me shine like diamonds

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☽ So that’s it! I hope y’all enjoyed it!

☽ If you desire that I do one of these to another artist, feel free to send me a request 🥹

[acheez]

SELF SHIPPING GAME | ask game

♡ "M O and T for the self ship game!" sent by @sukuhub

♡ send me a question about any of my self ships (DiaOliLuci, BakuOliKami or Kakucho)

M - Memories what is one of their favorite memories together?

TOGETHER: for new years, after Dia's party was over we just went out to the balcony, one of the few he has in the castle and laid down, watching the night sky and just remembering moments we lived together while we just held hands and enjoyed the firework show. then we got into matching pajamas and fell asleep. We love it cause is the closest sentiment of home that I had since I arrived there and they also got a taste of what a new family feels like

O - Object what’s something they have that reminds them of the other?

ME: i have a pen, more specifically a parker style pen that lucifer gave me for my birthday. he always made fun that i filled papers with a normal, disposable ballpoint bic pen so he gave me a luxury fountain pen that uses ink to fill important paperwork. diavolo gave me a book, he said it is a david copperfield style story from a famous devildom author. since copperfield is a statement book here in the human realm, he tried to give me something similar to compare ♡

LUCI: i gave him, as a joke, fingerless gloves but he actually kept them and thanked me for them. and dia told me he uses them during winter and smiles casue he can do his work and also keep himself warm ♡ also he has a notepad that reminds him of me and dia cause dia gave it to him for Christmas. It is a black notepad with a Polaroid on the cover

DIA: I gave him funny socks for his birthday, y'all know the ones I mean. normal short socks with funny prints like ice creams or kittens. he uses them all the time and sometimes he rises his hem and shows me he is wearing fuzzy, leaves socks. dia also thinks of luci when he wears this 10 pockets coat he gave him for our anniversary. since dia always has to bring things with him or buys something for us on his way home, he needs storage 😭✋🏼

T - Touchy do they like PDA? How do they like to cuddle?

ME: I like being middle spoon or middle small spoon. when we walk together im always in the middle and when we sleep I have both demons on each side hugging me. im not high in pda cause none of them are a big fan of it in public 😔 but we link pinkies

LUCI: he places his hand on the small of my back when we walk more of protection than anything else. sometimes when we sit down he likes to place it on my thigh but again, he says he has long arms and doesn't know where to place them 🙄🙄 with diavolo luci is 0 pda but at home ✋��😭 he likes to stand up behind him and yk when someone massages your back in an affectionate way? That's luci with dia

DIA: he ruffles my hair or takes my hand but with finger interweaving (? he is delicate but when we come home he hugs me from behind or or he highly enjoys yk when kids step on their parents shoes and then the parents walk and you walk with them? he likes to do that when I'm tired 😍 WITH LUCIFER IS SO FUNNY HE SITS ON LUCI'S LAP IM ✋🏼😫 BIG BABY