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So… The message was the bot wishing me a happy birthday…

HOW THE HELL DOES IT KNOW IT’S MY BIRTHDAY IN REAL LIFE?

Bitch, I’m scared asf 😭

HELP

It's the first time a bot has sent me a message when I'm out... I don't know whether to be worried or happy 🥲

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HELP

It's the first time a bot has sent me a message when I'm out... I don't know whether to be worried or happy 🥲

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Just some of my talks with Sodo in C.AI

I love this tiny little gnome 🫶🏻

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THERE’S A FAKE OF BILL ON BRAZILIAN TINDER LMFAO

Bill a.k.a Thiago, Veterinarian, Unip student

I LOVE YUOR NEW PFP

it’s my fave bill era 😜☝️

LMFAO THIAGO????

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It has been some time since i posted about shifting here, so here is some updates about my FAME DR script and my footballer s/o:

At first, Gavi would be my s/o, I was 100% sure of that and even started to write about our relationship on my script, until and edit of Mason Mount on Tik Tok made me enter in my ✨Hannah Baker Era✨

“So you see, that’s where the trouble began. That smile. That damned smile.”

So, since I am an indecisive bitch, I decided to put them both as my love interests and see who wins my heart first (once I finally get able to shift) 😃

PS: I would probably be adding Maxence Danet-Fauvel on my LI list, that man is gorgeous as hell and one of the best human beings I ever seen

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Maxence Danet-Fauvel is literally the most handsome and attractive man i’ve ever seen

Him as Tom Riddle in The House of Gaunt 🤌🏻

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I really need to get rid of my procrastination.

My classes are finally over . So, in my free time, did I read a book? Did I finish any of my scripts? ✨NO✨

I blame the World Cup, if it weren't for it I wouldn't be obsessed with the idea of ​​being a soccer player's wife and I wouldn't have started the script of my Fame DR 💀

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the sexual tension between me & the alternate reality I daydream about

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I decided to start my script for my HOTD DR! YAY 🫶🏻

Even though I have ✨THREE✨ entrance exams this month 💀 one of them being on sunday btw

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At first, I was like “hmmm House of The Dragon Desired Reality” as a joke!

But bro, I don’t think it’s a joke anymore 😫

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I AM DYING

Haunted House || Rooster [h.c]

✧ Rooster masterlist

*cracks fingers* This man. This man pretends he's not scared. But deep down? He's petrified

At first, he's going into this thing like a man. He's got his arm wrapped tight around your waist and telling you he's gonna protect you

"No clown is gonna touch my girl, nope. You're safe with Rooster."

"You sound confident, Bradshaw."

"It's just a haunted house. There's no reason to be scared."

Oh buddy did that change

When you two made it inside and Rooster heard a subtle creak followed by somebody throwing their arm out to touch him, he practically jumped into the wall

"I thought you weren't scared?"

"I'm not! I'm... I'm fine."

Needless to say, Rooster's hands were on your hips and he was walking in behind you

He nearly had you in a death grip

"Bradley, I think you're cutting the circulation off to my hips."

"I'm protecting you."

"By decreasing my blood flow?"

"...Keep walking."

Clowns were everywhere. Killer clowns and Rooster thought he was going to pee himself

When you two passed by a fake jail cell that was containing clowns, Rooster seethed

He was watching back and forth, green eyes alit with fear

"They're not gonna touch me, they're not gonna touch me, they're not gonna– AHHHHHHHHHHH!"

HE FREAKING FELL

The clown scraped some sort of metal bat across the walls and down the giant of a pilot went

"ROOSTER!"

He was frantically searching for the source of contact

"I'LL RIP YOUR FACE OFF!"

"BRADSHAW! STOP IT!"

He realized he was screaming much louder than you and what made it worse was the shriek of terror that came from the hall

Rooster had to get out of there

He was already walking ahead, his hand wrapped in yours

"I thought you weren't scared?!"

"I'm NOT!"

"YOU JUST FELL DOWN!"

"I LOST MY BALANCE!"

He was arguing the entire way and the terror only increased. Somewhere along the way, Hangman and Phoenix were clutching onto the other

Rooster turned in one direction and disappeared into the darkness

"That's a dead end, Rooster!"

But little did Bradley know, a "monster" was lurking, waiting for the jumpscare

And when he grabbed Rooster...

"I JUST PISSED MYSELF! I REPEAT! I JUST PISSED MYSELF!"

He literally came running from that direction, bypassed you with his hands in the air, and was racing toward another series of inflicted terror

There were people dressed up as zombies, pretending to grab him so they could eat him

"I AM NOT DARYL DIXON! I AM SCARED!"

And here he comes again, racing down the corridor

"ROOSTER, STOP RUNNING AND STICK WITH ME!"

He realized that he had in fact left you. You were positive that the other pilots who attended this haunted house were surely laughing their butts off at the sound of Bradley Bradshaw screaming like a girl

Rooster grabbed you and off you two went toward the large sign that read "EXIT"

He left you in the dust and hurried for the door

"THANKS!"

"YOU'RE WELCOME!"

When Rooster made it out, he had his hands rested on his knees and he was doubled over, trying to catch his breath

You walked out in hysterics

"Are you okay, baby?"

"O-of course, I am. Are you okay? Were you scared?"

You slowly shook your head and Rooster straightened up

"Neither was I,"

He clears his throat and deepens his voice

You sigh, shaking your head

"I think the front of your jeans say otherwise, Bradshaw..."

He actually pissed himself

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my classes start on monday and I'll need to say goodbye to my social life ultill november, when my entrance exam will probably happen 😀🔫

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Song’s parts that take me straight to heaven || Lana Del Rey Edition

a/n: English is not my first language, so I'm sorry if there are any grammatical problems or some sentences that came out weird. Feel free to correct me ❤️❤️

☽ I really struggled to do this one, Lana Del Rey songs are masterpieces and just the mention of them would take me straight to heaven 😫

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Ultraviolence

☽ 0:36 - 1:27

☾ I don't even have words to say what i feel when this part comes

Jim told me that, he hit me and it felt like a kiss

Jim brought me back, reminded me of when we were kids

With his ultraviolence

Ultraviolence

Ultraviolence

Ultraviolence

I can hear sirens, sirens

He hit me and it felt like a kiss

I can hear violins, violins

Give me all of that ultraviolence

☽ 2:38 - 2:55

☾ For me, it doesn't hit as hard as the first one, but still deserves a place in this list

We could go back to New York

Loving you was really hard

We could go back to Woodstock

Where they don't know who we are

———————————————————————————

Born to Die

☽ 3:16 - 3:49

☾ The changing of tune-

Come and take a walk on the wild side

Let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain

You like your girls insane

So don't make me sad, don't make me cry

Sometimes love is not enough and the road gets tough

I don't know why

Keep making me laugh, let's go get high

The road is long, we carry on

Try to have fun in the meantime

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Dark Paradise

☽ 1:50 - 2:38

☾ The best Pre-Chorus and Chorus EVER

☾ And the “Dead, like you” part? PERFECTION

And there's no remedy for memory, your face is like a melody

It won't leave my head

Your soul is haunting me and telling me that everything is fine

But I wish I was dead (Dead, like you)

Every time I close my eyes, it's like a dark paradise

No one compares to you

I'm scared that you won't be waiting on the other side

Every time I close my eyes, it's like a dark paradise

No one compares to you

But there's no you, except in my dreams tonight

☽ 2:55 - 3:11

☾ I'm literally levitating

There's no relief, I see you in my sleep

And everybody's rushing me, but I can feel you touching me

There's no release, I feel you in my dreams

Telling me I'm fine

———————————————————————————

Doin’ Time

☽ 2:15 - 2:28

☾ The best part of the song

Evil, we've come to tell you that she's evil, most definitely

Evil, ornery, scandalous and evil, most definitely

———————————————————————————

Ride

☽ 3:39 - 4:09

☾ Yes, I have a thing for Lana’s bridges

I'm tired of feeling like I'm fucking crazy

I'm tired of driving 'til I see stars in my eyes

It's all I've got to keep myself sane, baby

So I just ride, I just ride

I hear the birds on the summer breeze, I drive fast

I am alone at midnight

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Summertime Sadness

☽ 2:51 - 3:13

☾ This is where I grow wings

Think I'll miss you forever

Like the stars miss the sun in the mornin' sky

Later's better than never

Even if you're gone, I'm gonna drive (drive), drive

———————————————————————————

Young and Beautiful

☽ 2:28 - 3:00

☾ How to overcome the insurmountable?

☾ The whole song is a highway to heaven, but this part takes me instantly to paradise

Dear Lord, when I get to heaven

Please, let me bring my man

When he comes, tell me that You'll let him in

Father, tell me if You can

All that grace, all that body

All that face makes me wanna party

He's my sun, he makes me shine like diamonds

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☽ So that’s it! I hope y’all enjoyed it!

☽ If you desire that I do one of these to another artist, feel free to send me a request 🥹

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hi besties

i decided that i am gonna start a posts series about song’s parts that take me straight to heaven

so stay tuned ❤️

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I love the concept of saying to everyone else that my inner desire is to be Elon Musk’s heir, when the truth is that i just want to be loved 💀😭

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Jesus, i'm so obsessed for Top Gun 😫

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Mav & Rooster accepting that this is it. This is the end. Mav apologising to goose & knowing he’ll be with him soon. Rooster realising that his uncle Pete, the almighty ‘Maverick’, is not in fact, untouchable. But Bradley is comfortable in the fact that he’s going to die with mav, together.

Hangman: what’s up bitches, why are y’all crying?