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williamshamspeare · 2 years ago

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speak for yourself

I will never forgive Flipline Studios for making the veggie dogs in Papa's Hot Doggeria look so disgusting.

This looks fuckin moldy. And why is it bent like that?

#mmm-mmmm-mmm!#its me the rock #from the hit movie Tooth Fairy #and I loooooove veggie dogs #I eat them for breakfast #I eat them for lunch #and I eat them for second lunch

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nhyhu · 3 months ago

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a kiss at the end of the world

my kofi :)

cropped version cuz i kinda like this one more

some progress stuff because i did't merge everything this time

#arcane season 2 spoilers #arcane #jayvik #viktor arcane #jayce talis #jayvik fanart #fanart #jayce fanart #viktor fanart #arcane season 2 #my friend had to witness me chanting kiss kiss kiss at them 3 separate times when we were watching act 3 #im so normal about them #nhyhu.art #also this posting time is very bad but i konked out for 3hrs after watching act 3 crying and eating lunch oops

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technicolourcowboy · 11 months ago

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He would listen to mitski I think

#welcome home #welcome home arg #welcome home fanart #latter pillar #he’s so crying hamster coded #also the poem I ripped this quote from is Kahlil Gibrans ‘defeat’#needed something that was dramatic asf #the way Hally would eat this man for breakfast lunch and dinner #am I going to draw them holding hands and kissing? yes I am #fanart #art #drawing

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spacedace · 2 years ago

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Okay but the Justice League finds out their new baby hero teammate Phantom is the Ghost King by virtue of the Fright Night showing up while they're in the middle of a meeting, looking terrifying and such and scaring the shit out of everyone- even more so when Constantine starts freaking out over the fact that the sworn night of the King of the Infinite Realms is in the Watchtower what the fuck that's apocalyptically bad Pariah Dark is supposed to be locked the fuck up forever - but instead of trying to smite them all or yeet them into the nightmare dimension he just pulls out a space themed packed lunch??? And gives it to Phantom??

And the mildly eldritch giant murder ghost is talking about how "The Queen Mother commanded me to ensure you ate my Lord, she says you missed your morning meal."

And Phantom is just grumbling about over protective sisters and "there's a cafeteria i would have been fine" what the fuck is happening right now?

What do you mean "oops you forgot" Phantom I thought the ghost thing was just a theme!

#dc x dp #dp x dc #justice league #danny phantom #danny fenton #jazz fenton #fright knight #ghost king danny #fanfic writing prompts #danny at lunch later: aw shit she packed from home now i gotta fight it #justice league watching in horror as his left overs try to kill him: what the fuck what the fuck what the fu-#john constantine #Constantine thinks danny as the ghost king is gonna yell at him about all the soul selling #Danny just thinks it's hilarious and has no intention of interfering #he doesn’t have to deal with that paperwork and thise demons are assholes anyway #danny does get a long lecture after fright knight shows up about sharing need to know information #he gets another one after that about not missing meals #JL member: I don’t *care* if you're the Ghost King you're still growing and need to make sure you're eating enough!#Danny desperately trying to keep them from meeting Jazz because it's all over for his days of eating junk food if that happens

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eccentricsugar · 10 months ago

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Honestly, it was the countdown for me. Everything else I can laugh off, but the countdown???? They actually thought this news would be a god sent to us. That it was SO EXCITING to prompt a countdown to the announcement of their subscription thing. That's so out of touch like damn.

#watcher #disclaimer tho ive never been a big fan of them #by that i mean like i watch them whilst i eat lunch with my partner #and i go hah a ha when they make the jokes #my real opinion is that people need to chill just a little bit

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jerrythebug · 5 months ago

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POV you interrupted their date 😡💢 (they're still kinda shy about being seen together in public)

#jerry draws #boostle #booster gold #blue beetle #ted kord #dc fanart #fanart #i did two sketches for that boostle eating lunch prompt & liked them both equally. so here's the second one #i kinda went lazy with it & it's a bit more messy. but i kinda dig that look tbh. gotta be messy messy sometimes right?#also shoutout to Booster for eating pierogi - the finest polish cuisine! all dumplings rule but pierogi are special to me ❤️#i think they're in a polish restaurant since Ted's eating a sad salad. he chose the least greasy food available on the menu #poor guy. gotta watch his heart etc. idk anything about the diet best for heart problems sorry for speaking outta my ass

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hyunpic · 6 months ago

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HYUNJIN | JJAM 🩸

#hyunjin #skz #stray kids #flashing #bystay #staydaily #i say bloody hyunjin in front of my mirror three times at 3:20 and he appears in the mirror #my guy who stores hearts in his freezer and eats them for lunch <3 #im so in love with you like the red flags [blood on his face] should tell me to run but im welcoming you with open arms 😻#like as far as im concerned i could donate blood for him to make jam out of 🫶🙂‍↕️

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amazingdeadfish · 4 days ago

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A small glimpse into how Baihe and LBD fit into the LMK Highschool AU

#lego monkie kid #lego monkie kid fanart #monkie kid #monkie kid fanart #lmk #lmk fanart #lmk lady bone demon #monkie kid lady bone demon #lmk baihe #monkie kid baihe #lmk hostess #monkie kid hostess #lmk little girl #monkie kid little girl #lmk MK #monkie kid MK #lmk mei #monkie kid mei #lmk mayor #monkie kid mayor #it's funny because LBD favours Baihe both because she is a good student AND she immensely pities the child #like being a good student is absolutly not enough to get on LBD's good side #But Baihe is such a creature and LBD almost feels obligated to like make sure the poor girl is not stepped on lmaoooo #I think out of everything about LBD I really enjoy depicting her with a sympathetic side-#-the side of her that had to have existed before she became obsessed and hell bent on bringing forth 'destiny' to cleanse the world #there is logic behind maddness my friends- and this is what I love about LBD #anyways I totally didn't project onto Baihe when she was sitting alone eating lunch (happily content) without any friends to sit with #LMK Highschool Teacher AU #Side note: Wukong sets this assignment every year for his second year painting students just to fuck with them-#-because he knows half the class will always never take photos of plants (that they will paint in class) over the weekend-

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notbecauseofvictories · 3 months ago

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The number of times I reach for, "I'll make a complicated baking project!!!!" because I know it'll take time and concentration (i.e., I can't focus on anything beyond the mechanical for a bit) and comes with a positive output that people who aren't me appreciate (i.e., desserts) makes me think I need other coping mechanisms.....and also that I might somehow understand those people who work out a lot.

#working out sounds terrible and I don't want to but counterpoint: I cannot keep making cookies.#I went through 4 lbs of butter today. that's....so much butter.#I don't even want to eat them! I have virtually no sweet tooth!#I just want something repetitive and mechanical that I can do while my higher brain functions take a lunch break.#(admittedly I am making christmas cookies they're going to go in my freezer for a few weeks #it's not SO ridiculous. but still ridiculous.)#no love sincerer than the love of food

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ohtendril · 9 months ago

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There was something heartbreaking in the way she was gazing at him, as if she might die if he didn’t kiss her. Not from heartbreak, not from embarrassment—it was almost as if she needed him for nourishment, to feed her soul, to fill her heart.

#bridgerton #bridgertonedit #polinedit #tvedit #romancegifs #bridgertonblr #cinematv #polin #periodedit #perioddramaedit #perioddramasource #*mine #I COULD EAT THAT GIRL FOR LUNCH YEAH SHE DANCES ON MY TONGUE TASTES LIKE SHE COULD BE THE ONE #anyway i will forever be obsessed with this kiss like. this is the one for the books #it's literally so iconic of them to look for first kiss inspiration in jess/nick cause. they just placed in the top 5 in tv kisses (TO ME)#i couldve giffed so many more moments like. the giffer's eye is twitching rn #but there are huge so i stuck to these 4 #i mean the first one?? the way she flinches as if he burned her as if she felt an electric current a spark at the touch #his fingertips just oh so gently tracing her jaw pulling her in #the uh oh moment in the second gif. the realisation that they cant just stop there #colin's brows furrowing in the third. and then relaxing. guy's going through it right there #(plus the thumb yeah)#and then the last one? hoo boy the savoring THE SAVORING

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anyroads · 6 months ago

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British people: these avocados must go they're past their prime please won't someone eat them

The avocados:

#British stores label avocados as ripe or not because people don't know how to tell by picking one up with their hands #these labels are almost always incorrect btw #we stayed with my in-laws for passover one year and I brought a bunch of avocados that were varying degrees of ripe so I could #have avocado on matzah for breakfast each day #and my mother in law just looked at the stickers saying they were ripe and freaked out that they were going to go bad and had to be eaten #and just served them to everyone for lunch on like day 2 #without asking me!#I was so mad #half of them were decidely not ripe yet #for context: I have digestive issues and brought a lot of my own food to accommodate for it so she didn't have to #and you know how she served them? cut in half #on a plate #with a spoon #no salt no dressing no anything just eat half an avocado with a spoon #we went out and bought a bunch more the next day and I showed her how to tell which ones are ripe but I'm a salty bitch and I'm still mad #it's been like 3 years #also if one more Brit tells me they've made guacamole only to serve me a bowl of mashed avocado that saw a grain of salt once from a train #I will lose it

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icewindandboringhorror · 2 months ago

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Pages from trying to keep a little sketchbook-scrapbook type thing going for two weeks lol. I gave myself specific rules in hopes they might all end up more cohesive/consistent seeming, but alas, scribbly chaos reigns, it seems

#sketchbook #scrapbook #Actually I feel like these are kind of incomprehensible in photo form like.. In person holding the book its easy to look at #but as images on this scale I feel like there's so much tiny little text and small scribles and stuff you'd have to 'right click > open #image in new browser tab > zoom in' just to actually really see the thing. which for 7 images is excessive lol.. so. probably not the best #medium for sharing really but. I suppose I thought they might look cooler lined up next to each other. The whole part of using a #limited color palette is so that maybe they kind of seem to have more consistent color schemes or something throughout. but I dont #know if they look all that 'related' or not. I think these types of challenges I have always sucked at because I am a being of clutter and #excess. I can't just do like one little simple nice looking design and have that Crisp Neat calligraphy with evenhanded perfect lines #and perfect symmetical composition and etc. etc. Like some poeple post very aesthetically clean and cohesive looking sketch #pages or something but I simply cannot hold back the brain impulse to add more. more. more. Fill every single blank space with color #or a little drawing or a sticker or something. I take away 500 things and there are still a million there. Even when I thik I'm being #'simplistic' I'm still usually being 2x more complicated and cluttered than the standard or whatever lol. I guess thats clear from my #outfits/costumes though too. Like whatever that saying is from that person about something like 'before you leave the house take off one #more accessory. you dont need it' for me is like.. 'before you leave the house. add 10 more accessories. and 6 more layers. and another'#AAANyway. I wonder if also maybe some people would try to plan theirs in a way to look good or something or like.. plot things on the page #before placing them. I did sometimes have a theme for a day kind of (like day 10 I ended up finding a few gold and green things and then #was like.. hey... what if I looked for a few other things and only used these colors today') but aside from that I was just slapping down #stickers randomly and working around them to fill the page. Maybe a lot of neat minimalistic asthetic design is about planning and #having a Vision set ahead of time. instead of just complete random whatever. doodling whilst watching youtube videos or eating lunch. It's #a miracle actually I've managed to not spill any food on the book the whole time. anyway.. I do wish the highlighter really showed up. the #scanner kind of makes the colors look VERY different to irl. But also it got much clearer images than just camera pictures of pages. alas..#..Still oddly enjoy the phrase 'Salisbury Steak gently kissed with industrial pollutants'#probably my favorite section of 'gluing random papers and things onto the page' lol #Also I wonder if it's super obvious that I literally never ever use references when I draw (save for the few freakish looking youtube #face sketches) since everyone is always in the same positions and looking very similar ghhb. This could have been a good opportunity to #work on not solely drawing from my mind and try to do more Dynamic Experimental scribbles. NO. Same exact eye for the 90th time #be upon ye. But I guess it was meant to be casual 'daily doodles'. True 'practice' would make it seem too effortful like a full project. hm #(lol the one decimated pencil in the set... never hand me a writing utensil. i will passively destroy it somehow. shaving the sides of a #pencil off with a knife or snapping a pen in half as a nervous fidget without even realizing i've done it. sorry to the drawing implements)

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thebrood1979 · 2 months ago

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brad's letter to patrice on valentine's day 2015, from behind the b s3 e10

the first draft that he threw away says 'patrice, we've been through a lot together', and the final draft says 'patrice, everyone always says we are great together and that we have great chemistry. they always talk about how perfect you are. i just want you to know that i agree with them. love, brad. your one and only. your number one fan.'

#was watching this ep while eating my lunch and went hang on i HAVE to post this. because. okay. sure #he wrote cards for a few other guys too but everyones was one sentence joke stuff just chirping them except for bergys #hes so normal about him....#brad marchand #patrice bergeron #boston bruins #behind the b #talking

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charlotte-family-apologist · 2 months ago

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