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It's soup season, we could all do with something comforting, so who wants my grandmother's super low maintenance soup recipe?
Of course you do. Frikadeļu Zupa is good, the weather is getting cold for those of us in the northern hemisphere, and good, relatively cheap to make, relatively easy to make, food with good nutritional value is something we all need, especially in these trying times.
Ingredients:
Meatballs:
Bread Crumbs (honestly, I eyeball this, use however much speaks to you. I suggest using slightly stale rye bread or black bread, but use what you have)
About 1 lb Ground Meat (or meat substitute of your choosing. I use beef, use whatever speaks to you, just adjust your broth accordingly. Use however much meat as you want meatballs, this is just a standard amount, but just know if you go too much above this, you will likely need more broth as well and that’s fine)
2 eggs (or egg substitute, this and the bread are just binding agents really)
Seasoning (I use a mix of salt, white pepper, and dill, but if you want to add paprika or oregano or want to use black pepper instead of white pepper, go for it)
Broth/Soup Base:
10 Cups Broth (match your meat or meat substitute, I tend to use half beef, half veggie broth. Use what you have/what you like)
Carrots (about 5 big ones, or however many small ones you have. Cut into about bite sized pieces)
Potatoes (about 3 medium without skins, grated on the medium holes of a standard cheese grater, or if you're like me and get tired of fussing with that, you can just take a peeler to it and use that directly into your broth)
Greens (I use mustard greens, or dandelion greens or even nettle greens if I can get them. This step is optional and not technically correct to the original soup recipe inspiring it, but my grandmother always combined frikadeļu zupa with a nettle soup, and it is good and adds some additional vitamins and nutrients, so I do it still.)
Process
Start heating your broth over medium heat, just until it has started to simmer. You can add a little extra seasoning to it as well if you like, but avoid adding lighter herbs like dill until later or you are just wasting your herbs.
While your broth is simmering, mix your ground meat (or meat substitute) with eggs (or egg substitute), seasonings, and breadcrumbs, before forming into small meatballs about the size of an acorn. Set these aside for now.
Add your potato shreds to the broth (or just grate your peeled potatoes directly into the simmering broth if you're lazy or just don't want to have to wash another dish) and simmer for around 10 minutes.
Add your chopped carrots (and greens if you are including them) and simmer for another 10 or so minutes.
Add meatballs directly into the broth (careful, it will splash and you don't want to burn yourself). Simmer for another 30 minutes, or until your meatballs are fully cooked. Stir occasionally, but mostly you can just leave it alone.
Eat the soup. You will almost certainly have many leftovers. This is not a problem, because it reheats well, tastes good, and will keep you warm and happy and full. You may want to add more broth when you reheat it, so keep that in mind, as the potatoes can absorb a bit of the broth. This is also not a problem, because it means you now have extra flavorful potatoes.
If you are feeling fancy, serve it with the same bread you put in the meatballs, and a pickle (either in the soup or next to the soup). Or, cucumber salad (sliced cucumber, white vinegar, honey, dill, salt, sliced radish if you're feeling fancy, all eyeballed, taste as you add your ingredients after mixing them all well to decide whether you have your balance right).
If you do make her soup, please tell me. Or better yet, show me! We can have a bowl together from wherever you are in the world. I just passed my first year without her, and miss her horribly, but she would be very glad to know that her soup is out there making people happy when everything is so frustrating and depressing.
Feel free to share the recipe as widely as you like. Or reach out for pointers, or ask for my black bread recipe I make to go with it, or anything else. Food was always one of her love languages, so I can't help but love it too.
I think we all need some soup right now. Reblog to give prev a bowl of their favourite soup.
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a long night ( gojo x gn!reader )
outline: it’s late at night, and you have a math exam tomorrow. the loud music from a birthday party down the hall is making it hard for you to sleep. frustrated and needing some comfort, you decide to call your boyfriend, satoru, for support.
contains: gojo x gn!reader, college au, fluff, lots of fluff, common uni problems, reader is going through something and just satoru being the best boyfriend.
wc: 3.2k
a/n: i am thinking of making this a series. as much as i hate colleges and uni, i am a sucker for the aus ahhh. what do y'all think? this is an old work. i wrote this back in august when i had exams and was going through a similar situation. anyway, enjoy as always i appreciate any feedback <333
muffled music. loud vibrations. blurry vision.
this was getting too much now. it's past two in the morning. you just came back from the library after a gruelling study session much needed for your math exam tomorrow.
it's been three hours of you trying to sleep. no matter what you do, sleep always seems to evade you during this time of dire need to just slip away from everything. away from the waking world. you’d sure you had done everything you could to set yourself up for the long night.
you jumped straight into a hot shower after you came home. it was refreshing and relaxing, easy on your muscles, and left you feeling rejuvenated. and don't forget to eat a proper dinner. the simple vegan salad with roasted cauliflower, kale, and cucumbers which you brought from the local café was crunchy and fulfilling. after dinner, you revised the exam materials for half an hour before deciding it was time for bed.
following your night routine, teeth brushed and mouth fresh, the cooling sensation of an expensive skin mask on your face was sufficient to set you in the mood for winding down. you quickly sent your boyfriend a good night message to which he, as usual responded with an unnecessary amount of kiss emojis and mwahs. of course, his evening delight was topped with a voice recording of his sweet, sweet voice wishing his baby a nighty night, which always made you laugh and left your heart full of love.
a sense of pride settled in your chest as you made yourself comfortable in your sheets and you recall how productive your day was. you felt more than prepared for the exam tomorrow, and the only thing left was to catch up on some sleep so wake with a fresh mind. ready to tackle the horrors of calculus. except not a single thing went according to the plan.
at first, it was the hotness. you felt like a frog being prepared for a slow boil. the puffy blankets came off first. they usually brought you peace and comfort during cold and lonely nights were starting to irritate your skin but right now its fabric no longer silky soft as it grazes against your already swollen skin akin to a worn out rag.
next, turning off the heater and opening the window for some fresh air was a good idea, as you instantly started feeling better, the body slowly but surely radiating excess heat. it wasn’t long before you quickly slipped into the blackness. it was peace for a short time before a loud bang echoes through the corridors of your floor.
what the fuck was that?
you jump from your bed and glide towards your door before looking out from the peephole. a number of students dressed in flimsy outfits and party hats run across the hallway, their footsteps similar to those of horses, before vanishing from your view leaving behind the faint smell of cake and spilled drinks, and a mess of confetti on the carpet. gosh, can these people keep it cool? not only is it the quiet hours but an exam period too. keep it down for god’s sake.
all the progress flushed down the drain. back at point zero. for fuck’s sake.
with heavy steps, you crawl back to your bed, once again laying on the white floral sheets. this time for sure. you were going to fall asleep. but little did you know, their sudden presence was a sign of impending chaos.
immediately loud disco music started playing from the direction of the common room where you assumed the party people were the ones behind it. the high intensity of the volume was making your eardrums hurt, each beat drop like a hammer on your skull. the strong thumps of the bass penetrating through the walls were enough to make your heart throb. the thunderous applause and cheers were clouding your rationality. ears ringing and brain switching to meltdown mode.
you jolted up and quickly searched beneath your pillows and sheets for your earphones, looked up a noise blocker on the phone. the bright light from the phone’s screen is harsh on your eyes. picking the first one it came up with, you hastily plugged the buds in your ear, desperate to keep your calm and pressed play. you laid back on the bed and put your focus on the white static buzzing in your ears.
in the beginning, it felt like a fresh breath of air as the loud disturbances faded away in the background, leaving behind the calm you were yearning for the last three hours. soon you became accustomed to the noise, and despite the white static, the thumping bass and vibrations still rang in your ears, gnawing at your last nerve.
you tossed and turned, trying to find a position that might bring some comfort, fiddling with the phone’s volume. even at the maximum, it was of no use. this blocker barely did a good job masking the noises.
i can’t take this anymore. need to do something.
your patience was wearing thin. sitting up abruptly, you grabbed your phone and considered your options. reporting the noise to the dorm authorities seemed like the best course of action right now. you typed out a quick email, explaining the situation and pleading for some peace and quiet.
as you waited for a response, you couldn’t help but think about how this lack of sleep would affect your exam. the anxiety was starting to creep in, and you felt your chest tighten again. a ping erupts from your phone, and there was a response.
hello,
we have looked into your request. unfortunately, no campus staff are on duty due to the weekend. rest assured, tomorrow anyone who has broken residence protocols will have to face proper punishment.
thank you and have a good night.
residence life.
you stare at the message, feeling a mix of frustration and helplessness before tossing your phone aside.
so much for getting any help.
with a heavy sigh, you lay back down, trying to focus on the white noise still playing in your ears. the music from the common room continues to pound through the walls, each beat a reminder of your growing exhaustion. you feel tears brimming in your eyes before huffing out a laugh.
can’t believe it, crying at such a minor thing. at this point, staying in your room seemed more like being in a torture chamber. maybe you should go to the library and spend the night there, but isn’t it close? another groan. you definitely need to advocate along with the student union for the libraries to stay open twenty-four seven.
what else? oh, you could certainly crash at your best friend’s instead? no wait.
satoru…
the thought of him brings a small smile to your face. satoru had always been your strength, your one and only. the one person who could calm you down no matter what. he always knew how to make you feel better with his silly jokes and innocent kisses, even in the worst situations.
but it’s so late. the clock reads 2:58 a.m. and you don’t want to disturb him. still, the idea of spending the night at his place is irresistible, cuddled against his chest, cocooned in his strong arms with his heavenly scent surrounding you like a bubble. god's you miss him so much to care right now.
you grab your phone again. navigating to his contact. you hesitate for a moment as the affectionate name he had set on your phone, satoru with a big blue heart, stares back at you. you know he says to call him anytime, anywhere you want. you know he will always be here for you, but he’s already had many other troubles weighing him down. and what if he’s already fast asleep?
it doesn’t help that you want nothing in the world right now but to be in his warm, loving arms hidden away from the cold world.
your hands tremble slightly as you try to come up with something.
satoru, u awake?
sent: 2:59 am
you set aside the device. as hopelessness once again settles deep in your bones. you guess he’s already asleep. sighing, you bury your head under the blankets before a familiar ping rings in the room.
yeah, bby. what’s up?
read: 3:01 am
your heart skips a beat as you see his reply. you quickly type back, your fingers shivering slightly with anxiety.
can we call?
read: 3:02 am
almost immediately, your ringtone starts blaring through your room. as his contact name displays on your phone’s screen. you waste no time accepting his call, eager to hear his sweet voice. you switch to the speaker mode, and put the phone near your ear as you lay down once again.
“satoru.” you breathe out, feeling a wave of relief wash over you as his calm breathing fills the air.
“my baby.. why are you up so late?” his voice is hoarse yet soft.
you can hear him shuffling in the background, the loud rustling of the sheets drowning out the static. oh, he was definitely sleeping before you called him. guilt eats you up, and you bite down on your lips.
‘’what’s going on?’’ he speaks, concern seeping into his words. silence lingers in the air as you struggle not to cry on the call.
oh my god, why am i like this?
“i can’t sleep.” you admit after a minute, your voice barely above a whisper. it remains quiet between the two of you before you start ranting.
“it’s just someone throwing a party around the corner, and it’s just so loud, everything is. i just feel like i can’t breathe properly, and it sucks that i got an exam tomorrow-’’
‘’hey, hey. baby deep breaths, yeah?’’
you follow his instructions, breathing in and out with his counting, matching his pace.
“you don’t have to explain anything.” you hear a zipper sound and clink before the locking and closing of a door.
“gimme a sec baby, i am coming to get you.’’
you feel a rush of gratitude at his words. “thank you,” you whisper, trying to keep your voice steady.
“anything for my darling,” he replies softly. “just hang tight, i’ll be there soon.”
he blows some kisses like usual, and you end the call. sitting up, you quickly made your way towards the washroom gathering a few essentials into a small bag. since satoru already had some of your clothes in his room, you’d reckon you need anything else.
he is always pleading with you to leave behind your shirt or a hoodie whenever you visit his place, saying that it helps him on the lonely nights when you can’t be with him. near him. constantly talking about the soothing effect of your scent while he sleeps. you always teased him about this, but he was unaware that you had stolen some of his sweatshirts for the exact reason.
you chuckle at the fond memory as you finish packing up. the noise from the party still reverberates through the walls, but knowing satoru is on his way makes it more bearable. you slip on your shoes and hoodie, ready to leave as soon as he arrives.
a few minutes later, there’s a gentle knock on your door. you open it to find satoru standing there, his hair dishevelled as he has just woken up. a plastic bag in his hand and with a reassuring smile on his face. as soon as he sees you, he pulls you into a tight hug, his calming scent infiltrates your nose, and his warmth immediately melts away the tension in your body.
“my baby. i am here now, yeah.” you can’t help but cry at his caring words and actions. satoru holds back a coo and gently pats your head, threading his fingers through your hair.
“let’s get you out of here, mhm.”
he murmurs, gently pulling away before planting a gentle kiss on your lips. you smile at his gesture, and he mirrors the same. you see his large hands coming up to cup your face caressing the skin softly before he kisses you again. he pulls away and pinches your cheeks.
“stop it ‘toru!” you grumble against him, and he laughs hysterically. the sound a pleasant melody for your parched ears.
keeping an arm around you, he leads you down the hallway and out of the dorm. the snowstorm is still going on, but the cold night air is a welcome change as you take a deep breath, feeling a bit more grounded.
“i brought soda and pocky of course.”
“soda at this time?”
“heh. you never know, baby.” he presses a quick kiss against your hairline.
“you’re such a dork.”
“mhm.”
the walk to his car is quiet. unlike you, satoru lives in his own apartment complex away from all the hustle and bustle of the university. many times, he had asked you to move in with him, but you’d always come up with an excuse before changing the subject. well, you didn’t outright reject him. it’s just that you feel like once he starts living with you, his idea of you might change for the worse. and you don’t want that. even though you know it’s not fair, you kept giving him false hope until he stopped asking one day.
you lean into him, drawing comfort from his presence, as you both reach his car. satoru opens the car door for you and shoots you a wink. always the gentleman. you slide into the passenger seat. he follows quickly, leaning over you and strapping your seatbelt.
“need to keep my baby safe.”
“hey!” you snort.
he chuckles and pinches your cheek like he always does before putting on his own seatbelt. soon he starts the engine, the soft hum of the car providing a soothing background noise. throughout the drive, satoru keeps up a steady stream of playful commentary of a random movie he watched some time ago. his dumb jokes and dialogues make you laugh despite yourself.
“i’ve got you, baby,” he says softly after the playfulness has subsided, his eyes briefly meeting yours before focusing back on the road. he reaches over and takes your hand, giving it a gentle squeeze.
you squeeze his hand back as you nod, feeling the warmth of calmness settle over you. the drive to his apartment is quiet, the city lights casting a gentle glow through the windows. you lean your head against the seat, closing your eyes and letting the rhythmic motion of the car lull you into a state of relaxation.
when you arrive at his apartment, satoru helps you out of the car and leads you inside. he helps you with taking your boots off, sneaking in little massages on your feet before you yell at him to stop. you’ve told him countless times that it is ticklish, but satoru will never stop doing that if it meant seeing you laugh.
the familiar scent of his place is comforting, and you feel a wave of relief knowing you’ll be able to rest here. he guides you to his room, where he has already set up a cozy spot with blankets and pillows. his room is a sanctuary of repose, with soft luminescence seeping in through his curtains. the faint fragrance of his cologne dances in the air.
“when did you do all of this?”
“what can i say? i am just that good.” he hums, standing proudly by his little creation.
“no seriously, ‘toru.” you hit his head before shimmying out of your jacket and tossing it towards him, which he catches effortlessly. you jump onto his bed and slip under his fluffy blankets. a moan escapes you as the mattress folds under your weight, finally feeling a sense of relief.
satoru looks at you, his heart swelling up with adoration.
“comfy?” he asks teasingly as he smirks and takes off his own jacket. you stare at him as he's ruffling his hair to remove the melting snow from his white locks.
“very,” you reply, your eyes closing as you sink deeper into the blankets. “you really saved me, ya know.”
he chuckles, moving to sit beside you on the bed. “like i always say, there's nothing i won't do for my baby,” he says, leaning down to press a kiss to your forehead.
satoru takes in the sight of you looking so much at peace. he brushes a strand of hair from your eyes and slides in next to you. you turn your body towards him, shuffling closer, seeking his presence. he responds immediately by embracing you tightly.
the skin to skin contact is pleasant as he pulls you in even closer until there’s not an inch left between the two of you. you listen closely to his steady breathing as he resumes rubbing up and down, from your neck all the way to your waist. his warmth and presence are a balm to your frayed nerves, and you feel the stress of the night slowly melting away.
“get some sleep, baby. you’ve got a big day tomorrow,” he murmurs softly against your hair, lifting himself to turn off the table lamp.
“i’ve got you.” you nod, resting your head against his shoulders. he plants one last kiss on your head.
as you drift off to sleep, satoru watches you with a soft smile. he doesn’t mind getting up in the middle of the night to drive you away from the noise and chaos. for him, it’s worth every second just to see you smile and relax. he wants to do everything he can to make you happy, to keep you safe and comfortable in his arms forever.
he gently brushes a knuckle against your cheek, his heart vibrating with love and affection. seeing you at peace, knowing that he can provide you with a sanctuary from the world, fills him with a sense of purpose and joy. he places a soft kiss on your lips and prays that the night’s rest will help you perform your best tomorrow.
and when you come running to him after your exam, a big grin on your face, as you excitedly show him the bright red ninety-eight on your paper, his heart flutters with pride and joy. at that moment, satoru knows that all the trouble is worth it—that you are worth it.
#ruru works#gojo x reader#gojo x you#gojo x y/n#gojo satoru x reader#gojo satoru x you#gojo satoru x y/n#jjk gojo#gojo fluff#gojo comfort#jjk x reader#jjk x you#jjk x y/n#ruru fav fics
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I just saw your art and damn it's pretty good and your chars seem very unique too
curious about amphy, he looks like a fun fella :]
Hi thank you so much for looking at my art and characters! I appreciate it greatly :D
Amphy is a fun guy indeed let me share some facts and lore about him too:
Amphy is an anthropomorphous being of liquid, he is a part of a species of alien who are liquids who can solidify and liquefy at will. I haven't decided on what sort of liquid he is specifically but he's supposed to resemble something like water/soda due to his blue color and bubbles beneath the surface.
Amphy is a fun-loving guy, he seems to be friendly with everyone around him and sees all people in good faith. He's always quick on his feet, doesn't like to sit still much at all. He goes about a mile a minute in everything he does (which results in him leaving some messes behind lol he is working on that)
He loves high energy folk, any activity is a fun activity so long as everyone is in good mood and spirits. Amphy is also the type of character to help someone in need without reward.
He always reminds people to stay hydrated! His favorite vegetables are cucumbers and his favorite food to eat is fried shrimps.
Originally he was going to be an escaped science experiment! His name 'Amphy' came from Amplifier, the idea was the science lab he was developed in was beneath a club and he wanted to escape and experience the energy and BPM. He still keeps his love of music despite his lore change, his gloves are CD players hahah
He hangs out with a group of others of his species and they like to participate in friendly races! The group consisting of these other characters I made. From left to right:
Rana , Cathy , Astrodiesel, and Rollo
They're all semi-cybernetic but can all become into liquid form.
I don't have too much to share, but if I ever want to draw a loosely designed character with high energy he's very fun for me haha
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November 8 - Friday
Whew! Caught up at last!! (took me long enough)
Today was actually pretty good. I called Angel before school which made me really happy!! (I love him sm ill sob rn actually). My class wasn't toooo bad. The teacher talked sooo much ugh, but I drew the whole time so it was fine. I made my oc thinnn n pretty, love him. Also we had to go around the room and talk to people for like 30 minutes. 30. (did yk you have 30 minutes??)
It was so nerve wracking, especially because I was unprepared lol. I bet I looked like such a total weirdo with the lack of eye contact I was making, but at the time I was just trying not to break a nervous sweat LMAO.
Then, after my class I went to the library (on call w/Ange) and did an assignment. I went home afterwards because my phone was gonna die, and I needed my charger.
After a bit at home, I went to my next class, and I had a test in this one. It went good I think! We studied beforehand which I'm really grateful for.
We had a break in this class, so I went to walk around for a minute, and during this my mom texted me with:
"Eli
What did u eat today"
...
nothing. So, I said "I had some chicken nuggetss after my class hehe"
to which she responded "No fries no pop. How many nuggets"
GURL. So i was like "I did get some fries lol? and i got 10 why?"
and she just CONVENIENTLY NEVER RESPONDED. UGH.
(but wait theres more.)
After my class ended I went home and got ready for work. I was otp w/Angel (because seriously when am I not?) and he was playing minecraft. It was so peaceful and entertaining to watch and listen to him play- I loved every bit of it. Then, we talked about how we should play together (I ltrly will do anything to idc).
Work was actually ehh, not toooo bad. My dad and friend and her mom stopped by which was nice, and also my hairdresser LOL. They both tipped really well (obviously my dad did but yk).
I went home after what felt like one billion years, I was so so so happy. When I got home I just said a few things about my day like I usually do, and made sure to slip in the fact that I got a free meal at work. Which isn't wrong, I did, but I didn't get anything. I actually am just gonna let my friend get something tomorrow. but they don't have to know all that shhhhhhhh.
Then my mom stopped in front of me and was like what did you eat? and so i repeated myself bc no one listens to me <3
(I told her fried chicken tenders, fries, mac and cheese for context, a very 'me' meal tbh or at least it was)
Then, she was like "how many chicken tenders?" "no drink?" "did you finish it? all of it?" "so then you ate 2 full meals today?"
oh. my god. like. genuinely.
why. is. she. interrogating. me. pls. fucking. leave. me. alone. IM GENUINELY MORTIFIED AND HONESTLY IM SO AGGRIVATED. LET ME STARVE IN PEACE HOLY FUCK.
I tried to act like a normal person and be like ??? why are you interrogating me? BC WHY ARE YOU (as if I'm not literally starving myself)
She was just like "because I need to make sure you're getting nutrients." ok girl.
Then, I went to my room and she went to bed. I cleaned my room a bit and did a homework assignment, so I'm pretty proud of myself.
Also if you couldn't tell by now I fasted today. I was gonna either 48 hr fast or do 2 24 hr fasts back to back, but I think I'm just gonna do around 36 hrs. I wanna eat in front of my mom tomorrow so maybe she'll start leaving me alone (I seriously doubt it).
It just gets really frustrating when every meal I have she thinks isn't enough, even when I'm genuinely full. I can't eat like I used to like I physically cannot, she has to get that.
Anywho, I was thinking of making some cucumber boats tomorrow, I think it'll be fun.
Total Steps: 6.7k
Look at me meeting my step goal for once. I'm gonna start really making an effort at meeting it!
'Til tomorrow :)
(P.S. actually getting activity on these makes me so nervous but haiii)
#light as a 🪶#th!nsp0#thinneristhewinner#thinspø#thin$po#tw restriction#light as a feather#3ating d1sorder#th!n$piration#⭐️ ing motivation#putting the ⭐ in ⭐ving#⭐️ve#⭐️vation goals#⭐️rving#tw skipping meals#tw ana bløg#tw ed ana#tw ana rant#tw 3d vent#tw thinspi
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Litter boxes are cleaned upstairs hallway litterbox was scrubbed garbage take out bathroom clean my bedroom floor has been swept the cats were fed the water bowls were washed. I still have to scrub the refrigerator shelves tomorrow I just remembered no one let me forget. Mildly related but is it me and my area or do cucumbers go bad like, immediately.
#I don't like cucumbers I don't eat cucumbers#cucumber sludge all over the goddamn fridge#I wiped but I need to scrub#later
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Hiromu fought Rising Hayato from All Japan this week, and I just wanted to share a translation of their pre-match twitter conversation.
Hiromu:
"HAYATO-kun Are you doing well? Are you smiling a lot? As for me, I've been training at an altitude of 2300 meters in Mexico So in other words, Hiromu-chan's power is now infinite Let's make special summer memories together, just the two of us, okay? HAYATO-kun slurp, gulp & mwa 😋"
Hayato:
"Hiromu-chan I'm always smiling An altitude of 2300 meters? Amazing The already-strong Hiromu-chan must have become even stronger Let's make unforgettable, wonderful summer memories together I'll prepare myself for you with a strong flavor that normal people wouldn't be able to handle"
Hiromu:
"I'm happy you're smiling and doing well Wowww~ an extra-strong flavored HAYATO-kun I don't dislike that at all, in fact I love it If you're delicious enough, maybe I'll treat you like takeout and take you home with me
On 9/3 at the Nagaoka Arena, we'll have even more fun 😋"
(note from me: "takeout" is slang in Japanese for picking someone up at a bar etc for a one night stand)
Hayato:
"Tomorrow I'll finally meet up with Hiromu-chan I've been so looking forward to this At ALL TOGETHER I wasn't able to quiet Hiromu-chan down but tomorrow I'll force him be quiet with my strong flavor"
"HAYATO-kun Was I really that noisy? How embarrassing But that noisiness has saved me in matches countless times Tomorrow, I'll instruct you in the ways of my "aesthetic of noisiness"
I don't think flavorful HAYATO-kun will be able to resist making noise along with me HAYATO-kun slurp, gulp & goodnightmwwwahh 💋"
#hiromu takahashi#takahashi hiromu#rising hayato#njpw#ajpw#my translation#hmm I love Hiromu#I'm not too familiar with Hayato because I don't follow AJPW but I like everything I've ever seen involving him#also during this whole conversation Hiromu's twitter name is 'sea cucumber' because he lost a spicy noodle eating contest against Naito lol
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my banana's are still too green to be eating and it's making me distraught
#chatterye#i just wanna eat banana but i don't like the green parts#also i had a cucumber in my food today#and parts of it were so disgusting i thought i was dying like#fr fr it was so bad#i wanted to spit it out#but i couldn't pick all the cucumber out because it was there for texture#and that dish needed it because otherwise it was just tofu..#which is fine with me but it gets a little monotonous after a little while#hnfdlkgfjsblkm
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I'm both the owner telling their cat "sure you can taste the cucumber but you won't like it, I've offered it before and you never ate it" and the cat going "I don't care show me this yummy treat. Ew get that out of my face how dare you present me this"
#i have some foods i know i hate#every once in a while I'll try them again because well they LOOK delicious okay#only to be reminded immediately that no okay still gross#that and:#fridacore#leo loves cucumbers and whenever we feed him some she comes looking#like ''what is he eating why does he get treats and i don't''#and when offered some cucumber she gives it a disgusted look and leaves#like ma'am you asked for this lol#daily life of silver
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what if i don't want uncertainty, huh? what then?
#as always i am unreasonably frustrated that the chaos of existing can't simply be controlled by a strict set of rules#today's rage is the fact that APPARENTLY I can't expect the foods i eat to satisfy me the same amount every single day#nooooo it seems the amount and the composition of food i need changes from day to day in an unpredictable manner#i'm over here trying to eat healthier by incorporating fucking vegetable sticks into diet and what do i have to show for it?#rage and hunger at 3pm because “it wasn't enough” or what-the-fuck-ever#EVEN THOUGH when I try to eat more of the damn things i can't make myself do it#it's like 4 carrot sticks and 3 cucumber sticks and anything more than that and my brain goes 'ew spit that out; we're done'#i'm even more annoyed about the fact that there probably is a perfect ratio of nutrients and calorie volume that works for me#but there's no log file on this damn meat mecha i call a body#which means i have to figure it out the long way#as in by TRIAL AND FUCKING ERROR#i don't have time for that! i don't have the patience!#and even if i did i've already proven it's a joke because APPARENTLY my nutrient intake needs change every DAY#can you tell i'm hungry right now? i just want to scream#and DON'T tell me to eat something!#It's not the designated food time! if i eat now i'll be hungry later#and if i have to eat later that disrupts my sleep schedule!#now do you see why i'm so mad?
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got that subway i said i wanted yesterday btw
#rambling#silly circle#food#don't come at me abt subway being bad or whatever i do not care#i like it that's enough for me#in case anyone's wondering: footlong wheat (non-toasted) w/ turkey american cheese lettuce tomato cucumber and mayo#basic-ass sandwich but it's what i've been eating at sub restaurants since i was little#and it's a bit of a comfort for me so yea
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Misc daily life images
#image commentary in tags once again since they don't allow captions anymore and I feel weird using the alt text for that --#1. COLUMBINEEEE... (I think..???) one of my favorite flowers... I managed to grow a small one in a pot last year. huzzah#2. spicy soup for lunch (another very rare lunch since I usually eat literally the same exact thing every day for my stomach#issues and stuff lol).. also made a fruit smoothie but put tapioca boba in it out of curiosity.. which was weird#3. woven cucumber shavings.. one of the many little meticulous tasks that I find oddly fun and could probably do for hours#4. A RED FOUR LEAF CLOVER!!!! There are some patches of clover in the yard that have weird red coloring and red spots on them#almost like it's some sort of damage or something but it seems natural (and I wonder if it has to do with plants that grow around them at#all since these 'green clovers but where some of them are variously spotted in red' patches happen to be next to patches of weeds/#grouncover that also have red stems and stuff.) but so in the yard it is rare to find a red clover#and also rare to find a four leaf clover. so a RED four leaf clover is the most rare... special child..#5. bapy son on the heating pad (featuring my stinky little toast shaped 2ds lol... i wonder if theyve been obsolete so long that maybe#3ds are actually affordable now (under $100).. hrmm...)#6. Another wii fit mingame score. I'm not sure if this is even lower than the other ones or anything. I never go back to compare them lol#if a score seems good enough to possibly be my best I just take apicture of it anyway. I should probably at some point check what#the 'best' even actually is. I wish the wii always told you ur Best score instead of just your Last score on those games. It does on every#other game but seemingly not the daily fitness check in minigame ones. hrmm..#7. little clovery things covered in beautiful water droplets#8. sky again. of course#photo diary
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some food related thoughts under the readmore
brave new venture: trying intuitive eating for real this time (with a side of easy ground rules: 1 meal before work so my brain doesn't malfunction and one meal after work so i won't wake up in the middle of the night with hunger cramps), inspired by my nostalgia for the 5 day school trip to Amsterdam where we were only provided breakfast at the hostel and had to organise other meals ourselves, and spend 10+ hours exploring the city and studying the history/culture/architecture. loved buying little treats like baby carrots and cold cuts and crispbread and small boxes of fruits and veggies that were close to going bad for lunch/dinner from the supermarket sale sections each evening <3
#i'm just so tired of counting calories after 3 years of religiously logging every single thing going into my body#like the chronic pain and fatigue are not going anywhere no matter how much or how little i eat or what i eat or don't eat#so it's whatever at this point#i'm much happier munching on baby carrots and cucumber slices and apples and other snack stuff anyway ✌#food is such a bullshit struggle fr always has been for me#like i don't feel hunger unless my stomach literally cramps and makes me feel sick#but when i eat one bite i CANNOT STOP BECAUSE SUDDENLY I FEEL ALL THE HUNGER AT ONCE#anyway. baby carrots pls save me. also chicken nuggies pls save me.#would this whole thing be considered an ed????? or is this just my generally abnormal brain? we just don't know#anyway just trying to put a varied array of food into my body and hope for the best
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friend: our garden ended up putting out way too many cucumbers, my dad is begging you guys to eat some
me: oh cool I love cucumbers [eats some cucumbers]
friend: wooAOAOOAH check out fuckin... CUCUMBER JONES over here LMAO I guess we found jay's drunk food lollll look out for cuKES MCGOO who is W I LD for cucumbers APPARNETLY
#I have no explanation for why this irritated me so much or why I am still irritated it's been YEARS ajhskdfgh#I have friends for whom Jay LOOOOVES Cucumbers is STILL like an inside joke and I just ?????#I LIKE THEM A NORMAL AMOUNT THIS IS A NORMAL FRESH VEGETABLE TO SNACK ON AND YOU *TOLD* US TO *EAT THEM!!!*#I do love cucumbers but I don't know that I love them more than say apples or carrot sticks-- two other completely normal snack fruits/veg?#it feels like I failed some kind of inscrutable Being Normal test-- or like-- was tricked into failing it??#'please eat cucumbers' [eats cucumbers] 'LMAO WEIRDO!!! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A LITTLE CUCUMBER FREAK LOLLL'#like idk I guess I didn't slice them up or anything first but#why I've been clowned on for Loving Cucumbers So Much instead of specifically for eating them like a wild animal is ?????#anyway I think about this any time I eat cucumber#about me#irl frens
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Hmm
#i love food so much you don't understand i love eating#i should try bleu cheese again sometime‚ it's been several years since i've tried it maybe i might come around to it this time#god i could KILL for some roasted crickets right about now#great now I'm hungry#i don't know why vegetables is so high? maybe it was the cucumber question#i just really don't like cucumbers#AND WHERES THE JOY OF EATING A SALAD IF THE LEAVES AREN'T CRUNCHY#food
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@mayohigan-orange replied to your post “"The best things come from rice. Sake,...”:
"But doesn't sushi come from fish?"
"Sushi...sushi is from the rice, twin. "
#mayohigan-orange#random note I hate when people say they don't like sushi because it's 'raw fish' bestie sushi is the rice with vinegar#it doesn't necessarily have raw fishy#in fact you can eat a cucumber roll!
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I wanted to write today, or at least draw a little. But right now I want to eat and go back to sleep. I had to make two calls and then since I'm running a small fan event, I had to do at least some damage control over on that goddamn bird platform. Rn I'm so tired it looped into depression wtf
#rae speaks into the void#I don't even want to eat but I bribed myself with crinkle cut French fries#I even had to compromise like it's ok if you don't feel like getting any fiber in you ate a whole English cucumber for lunch#I hate that I'm in a state where I legitimately cannot force myself to do anything I perceive as stressful#but I break my brain if I force myself#at least I've learned that some advice posts aren't applicable to me so I don't internalize it#I just say it's advice for a future me who can handle that much and focus on the reality of my situation#vent
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