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banditblvd · 9 months ago
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Hermit a day may day 1!! I've never drawn beef before :-)
hopefully I can stay consistent all month long,,
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tinycoffeeroom · 9 months ago
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just friends | lando norris
face claim: none ♡
request: here !
part 2 !
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📍 sass cafe, monaco
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👤 bffstagram, landonorris liked by bffstagram, landonorris and 59,203 others
y/nstagram dj lando came out of retirement for the night🤠
landonorris 😎 only for you xx ↳ y/nstagram i'm honoured mr norris 🫡 ↳ fan i love my besties who don't know they're my besties
bffstagram bro my tummy hurts ↳ y/nstagram i'm coming round with coffee and croissants you big baby ↳ bffstagram i love my gf ♥️ y/nstagram
fan i wanna party with y/nlando so BAD dude ↳ y/nstagram if you ever find yourself in monaco hmu xx
user ew flipping off the camera so ladylike ↳ y/nstagram idk your mum quite likes my fingers 🫶 ↳ fan ☠️☠️☠️ i love her
fan bffstagram is so hot, i need her ↳ bffstagram thank u babycakes 💗
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y/nstagram rainy days in monaco 🌧️
lilymhe i deserve financial compensation for the emotional turmoil tfios sent me through ↳ y/nstagram don't,,, sat and sobbed my eyes out at the last 100 pages
fan how to lose a guy in 10 days... tfios... who hurt you y/n? ↳ y/nstagram hahahah nothing like that! i promise i'm all good!
bffstagram i still have a headache from crying at that book, next time i choose what we're reading for book club ↳ y/nstagram BORINGGGGG who doesn't love doomed romance? ↳ fan you guys have a book club? thats so cute 😭 ↳ y/nstagram yep! it's me, bff, kika, lily and flavy!! ↳ alexandrasaintmleux and no one thought to invite me?? ↳ y/nstagram come join us babe!! ❤️
landonorris wow, didn't take you for a sappy romance reader ↳ y/nstagram there's a lot you don't know about me comment deleted ↳ y/nstagram tfios can make even the iciest bitch cry (it's me, i'm the icy bitch)
landonorris also answer ur damn texts ↳ y/nstagram sorry idk how to read suddenly ↳ fan The Lando Norris gets aired, there's hope for the rest of the bitchless community ↳ landonorris dude...
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f1gossip Eagle eyed Sass Cafe goers managed to capture Lando Norris getting cosy with an unknown blonde girl. Rumoured girlfriend Y/N L/N was nowhere to be seen. Trouble in paradise for the young duo?
fan delete this rn y'all are fucking up my y/nlando chances
fan rumoured girlfriend?? i thought they were just friends ↳ fan that's what they both say, but they're always very close whenever they've been seen out together ↳ fan i'm pretty sure there was like a super grainy photo of them kissing but you can't really tell if it's either of them ↳ fan hey how about we don't speculate on people's love lives???
fan y/n has been absent from social media for like a month too ... its so over for us y/nlando'ers
fan her instagram is girlstagram! from what i could see before she went private, she posted a selfie of her and lando and they looked very close ↳ fan damn the fbi needs to hire you or smth
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y/nstagram thuggin it out (i've listened to your best american girl 34 times today i think bffstagram is about to smother me with a pillow)
fan um who hurt my bestie ???
fan whoever hurt y/n must die at the hand of my sword
fan lando norris i am in your walls FIX THIS
bffstagram i would never smother you xx also come out of ur room it is boring as FUCK out here ↳ y/nstagram damn cant a girl go through it in peace? ↳ bffstagram absolutely not, i have wine and nibbles get out here NEOOWWW or i'm breaking into ur room ↳ y/nstagram the door is open babygirl
fan ik this is a parasocial friendship but are you ok y/n? ☹️ we love you ↳ y/nstagram oh sweetie ❤️ i'll be fine, sometimes you just gotta be a lil sad y'know? thank you for asking, ily ❤️ ↳ fan ily, take care of yourself 🥺 ♥️ y/nstagram
estebanocon chérie, i don't know what's wrong but i hope you're ok! lets grab coffee soon, flavy misses you! ☺️ ↳ y/nstagram thank u este 🫶🥺 text me when you're free! tell flavy i love her 💗 ↳ flavy.barla i love you too 💕 ♥️ y/nstagram
fan no lando like, i have one (1) fear ↳ fan do not even speak that into the universe
fan after f1gossips post, i have my speculations ↳ fan dude, if he fumbled y/n he really will be lando nowins
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y/npriv absolutely not thuggin it out lads
flavy.barla chouchou (sweetheart) 💔 that's it, me and este are taking you out for lunch tomorrow ↳ y/nstagram nooo don't let me ruin your date time!! ↳ flavy.barla nope it's already done! este's booked that little restaurant you like on pl. du casino ↳ y/nstagram le salon rose?? oh i could do a little weep, i love you guys 😭 ↳ flavy.barla we love you so so much y/n 💕
lilymhe i will hit him with my golf clubs ↳ y/nstagram i haven't even mentioned anyone? ↳ lilymhe we all know their name rhymes with bando borris ↳ y/nstagram wdym we all know? who else knows? ↳ flavy.barla ... me ↳ alexandrasaintmleux ^ ↳ francisca.c.gomes ^ ↳ lilynzeimer ^ ↳ heidiberger_ ^ ↳ carmenmmundt ^ ↳ kellypiquet ^ ↳ iamrebeccad ^ ↳ y/nstagram ok ok i get it damn
kellypiquet want me to ask max to rear end him with his race car? ↳ y/nstagram as if max would ever be behind lando ↳ kellypiquet 😳😳😳 ↳ y/nstagram i may l*ve him but i am also a realist ↳ y/nstagram ok no i do feel bad
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[caption 1: love of my life, apple of my eye, the thelma to my louise 💖 @/flavy.barla] [caption 2: damn stole my girl from right in front of me 😔 @/estebanocon @/flavy.barla]
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flavy.barla mon ange (my angel), you know you're the only one for me 💕 ↳ y/nstagram tell that to your giant of a boyfriend :(
estebanocon i'm not a giant 😠 ↳ y/nstagram stop reading flavy's messages weirdo ↳ y/nstagram but on a real note, thank you for dinner, i really needed it ↳ estebanocon of course, i'm not sure what lando's done but we hate seeing you so sad ↳ y/nstagram who said it had anything to do with lando? ↳ estebanocon whenever me and flavy have an argument she pulls out the mitski lyrics, i know the signs ↳ y/nstagram that's different, you and flavy are dating ↳ estebanocon and you and lando aren't???? ↳ y/nstagram what? no? we're just friends ↳ estebanocon oh mon amie naïve (my naive friend) friends don't look at each other the way the two of you do
landonorris can we talk? seen
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anyone interested in a part 2?
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yawnderu · 1 year ago
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reader morosely talking about how ‘we need a break, that it’s problem after problem and i feel like it’s just too much. i cant deal with it anymore and i know it’s affecting you as well. –and im just so…done’
and simon is frantically thinking of how to fix the situation and how to make everything alright, for reader to love him again, and to make promises of how he can do better —be better.
“so what do you think, si? hawaii or italy? i think we really need this break”
simon: ☠️😭
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THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY HJKBFEBHJEFHBJKEF this man would get a heart attack :(
''I'm sorry, Si. It's just... things have been difficult lately and I'm just tired. I think we need a break.'' You look out the window with a small frown on your lips, completely unaware of the way he's staring holes into your head.
What did I do wrong? Am I away too much? Am I too cold? Don't give up on me, please.
He bites the inside of his cheek, not sure on what to say and simply looking down at his cup of tea, hands tightening around the ceramic.
''That right?'' He asks softly, finally looking up at you with a calm expression despite the way his mind is running rampant with ways of being a better boyfriend for you. He doesn't want to lose the love of his life, his future wife.
''Yeah! How about... Italy? Maybe even Hawaii. We could use the time off.'' It takes him a few seconds to register what you meant, his heart finally calming down once he understands what you meant.
''Fuckin' hell, love.'' He sighs softly, putting down his cup of tea on the table before walking over to you, burly arms wrapping tightly around your waist and his face buried on the crook of your neck.
''Italy sounds good.''
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jenosbigtoe · 1 year ago
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brother’s best friend!lee jeno x reader
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minors dni
summary: your overprotective big brother's best friend is just too irresistible. too bad you have to keep your relationship a secret from him. established relationship au!
warnings: jeno is a freak lowkey, creampie, breeding kink, possessiveness, unprotected sex, size kink (if you squint), mating press, jeno fat cock, jeno is a simp, squirting, pussy eating, literally just pwp
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a/n: intentional lowercase (i hate autocaps) and not proofread so if you see any grammar mistakes lmk. IK THIS IS A WORN OUT TROPE BUT IDC BROTHERS BEST FRIEND JENO FTW this is just so self indulgent so if its ass um ☠️
pretty pink lip gloss, fresh set of french tip acrylics, short white mini skirt, strawberry scented lotion, and a pink lacy camisole. you, na y/n, were going to be the death of lee jeno.
"dude stop looking at my little sister like that you freak," jaemin threw a dirty sock laying around at his best friend's face as jeno stared at your plump ass like a piece of meat while you were in the kitchen making yourself a snack.
"shut the fuck up man," jeno grumbled as he proceeded to knock jaemin off course in moo moo meadows in mario kart.
you smirked knowingly with your back turned. you knew exactly what you were doing. it was 10 pm on a friday night, meaning jeno and jaemin were having their weekly guys night and would crash in the living room, playing video games, drinking beer, and eating pizza.
and it also meant you would get to dangle yourself like a piece of meat in front of your boyfriend and oblivious brother as you watch your hungry boyfriend try to behave himself.
"jaem let me have a turn," you whined, inviting yourself into the living room, and sat between the two boys on the verge of beating the shit out of each other over mario kart.
"y/n you know damn well you're shit at these types of games now why would i let you play when im about to rock jeno's shit," jaemin didn't even look over at you and continued to focus on the screen. "FUCKKKK JENO THOSE GODDAMN SHELLS. FUCK YOU DICKFACE”
jeno on the other hand glanced over at you, eyes never looking once at yours and instead focused straight on your plump titties popping right out of your push up bra. and he drove right off course, leaving jaemin to yelp in victory as he finished in 1st place.
"fuck you jaemin. here y/n you can play on my controller," jeno rolled his eyes and passed his controller to you. his character was already pink yoshi, making your heart melt because he knew that was your go to.
“thank you, jeno. at least some people are actually nice and considerate,” you rolled your eyes at your older brother.
"well okay you asked for it. prepare to get your ass kicked like our dear jen over there, y/n," jaemin said with an evil glint in his eyes.
as the game was about to start, you suddenly had an idea and paused the game. "wait jaem, i don't really know how to play. can you go easy on me?"
"hell no. you wanted to play with the big boys so now you gotta face the consequences."
you turned to look at jeno, who was very obviously just staring at your tits the entire time. "jeno, jaemin is being a bitch to me. can you teach me how to play since he doesn't want to go easy on me?" you tilted your head and pouted your lip in a way that you knew he liked.
you knew damn well how to play and beat the shit out of jaemin at mario kart but you also knew how good you looked right now and how this would be the perfect opportunity to tease your sexy boyfriend.
"aw hell no that's cheating, y/n," jaemin whined.
“too bad. it ain’t up to you, sore loser.” you gave jeno a smirk with a knowing look in your eyes.
"well i don't mind. plus you won the last round anyways, jaem," jeno spoke up, shifting around and subtlely fixing his sweatpants. you were teasing him so bad and it was going straight to his cock.
jaemin looked at jeno, then you, then right back at jeno, narrowing his eyes a bit. "hey since when did you two get so chummy?"
"jaemin stop being a bitch and let's just play. i don't even know how to play and jeno helping me isn't going to suddenly make me become a mario kart god."
jaemin rolled his eyes. "whatever man."
jaemin unpaused the game and the race started. you pretended to freak out, not knowing where to go as jaemin left you in the dust.
jaemin started laughing his ass off as he quickly climbed the ranks as you were left in dead last. "kiss my ass, y/n."
jeno leaned over to show you the controls but you took this opportunity to yank him to sit behind you, causing you almost be sitting in his lap as his arms wrapped you. "now show me the controls," you grinned evilly and shifted around so your ass rubbed against his dick.
jeno was stunned. doing this literally right in front of your brother? who forbade you two from ever seeing each other? he could just smell your sweet strawberry perfume, which had him wanting to just gobble you up. and your cute little outfit, god he just wanted to rip it right off of you and mark your body up, claim you as his. and not gonna lie, the thrill of being right next to your brother and his best friend had his heart pumping blood straight to his boner.
you both were lucky jaemin had tunnel vision when it came to video games, his face literally glued to the screen. otherwise he would've seen how your little white skirt rode up your thighs and your panties were literally grinding against his best friend's cock.
you let jeno take the controller and pretended to still be the one playing, occasionally screaming out curses at your brother and let out cheers when you hit him with shells. meanwhile you were really just shifting around on jeno's cock through his sweat pants as you ran your manicured nails up and down his veiny arms that were wrapped around you. his hands just looked so big and meaty on that controller, had you fantasizing about what they would be doing to you tonight.
as you neared the final lap, you in 6th place and jaemin in 2nd, you suddenly grabbed the controller out of jeno's hands and shoved him back beside you. he let out a loud grunt as he fell to the ground. jaemin suddenly took 1st place and finished the round. you were 8th. you gave jeno a fake apologetic look as he glared at you.
“oops,” you whispered, sticking your tongue out.
jaemin looked over at you and gave you a triumphant look. "now what did i tell you?"
you rolled your eyes and stood, your skirt rode up almost all the way and on the verge of exposing the little cream panties with red hearts on them that you knew jeno loved. the way jeno was sitting, you standing up gave him the perfect view of the way your puffy pussy fit in your little panties, making him even harder than before.
"whatever loser i'm heading back to my room. have fun being bitchless on a friday night." jaemin threw a pillow at your turned back. you sauntered back to your room, making careful sure to sway your hips as you knew jeno's eyes were trained straight on your ass.
it was 1 am and you were still up, bored out of your mind and scrolling through your phone. he should've been here by now, you pouted. you got frustrated and started ripping your clothes off, leaving you in just your push-up bra and panties when a voice from behind startled you.
"baby, you already starting without me? i'm hurt," jeno wrapped his arms around you, pressing his body against yours, and whispered softly in your ear, causing you to shiver.
you puffed out your cheeks. "waited for so long. was about to go to sleep because my shithead boyfriend left me needy over here."
jeno started groping at your body, squeezing your juicy tits and lightly grinding his erection against your barely clothed ass. "sorry sweet girl. jaem wouldn't fall asleep because that girl from his econ class finally texted him back, corny ass." he left a trail of kisses down your neck and sucked at a particular spot on your collar bone that had your knees weak.
you smiled to yourself. you couldn't pretend to be mad at him for long, not when you're so whipped for him. you turned around and looked up at him, admiring your sexy boyfriend. he finally listened to you and dyed his hair back to black, leaving it long and messy just how you like it. he was wearing a black compression shirt and grey sweatpants with the simple gold chain you bought him for his birthday. he knew just how you like it. what a fucking manwhore. you were ready to devour him whole.
you smashed your lips on his, messy and hot, tongue everywhere and spit dripping down your connected mouths. suddenly, you pushed him down on your bed and started straddling him, grinding your pussy directly on his cock through his sweatpants, causing him to groan into your mouth. one hand gripped at your hair and the other groped your ass.
"baby i need you. i missed you so much," you whispered, looking into his eyes.
he connected his lips to yours with a renewed fervor. clothes started flying off as you kissed each other passionately. he reached for a condom in your nightstand but you stopped him.
"raw baby. i need you in me right now." you grinned at him.
he cursed, flipped you over on your back and used his weight to press you against the mattress. his thick, muscular body pressing you to the mattress had you breathless and in need for more. "is my baby needy? is my baby needy for this cock?"
he reached down and began to lightly caress your pussy, gathering your leaking juices and spreading it around. his fingers teased your hole, rubbing circles around it and occasionally deciding to stick one in for one pump before going back to rubbing and teasing.
"had me thinking about this pussy all night. fuck. love you so much baby. you're so sexy and you get me so hard. no one does it for me like you. you looked so cute today, just wanted to eat you up. didn't care if that shithead was there, just wanted to love on my girl." he continued to tease your little pussy and alternate between fingering and rubbing you.
then he crawled down until he was facing your wet pussy directly. staring at your pussy like a piece of meat in front of starved lion, he gave one long lick all the way up your cunt and started sucking, making sure to make lewd noises. your legs were shaking with need as you gripped his hair.
"fuck you taste so good. all wet just for me. this pussy is mine," he groaned into your cunt.
at this point, your pussy was gushing so much you felt a puddle beneath you. his fingers and lips felt so so good on your pussy but you were tired of his teasing. you got up and suddenly looked down at him seriously. "jen if your cock isn't in me in the next 5 seconds i'm seriously going to break up with you and fuck haechan or something."
this lit a fire within jeno, whose eyes darkened. he lifted his body and gave his impossibly hard cock a few pumps, rubbing your juices all over his massive cock. he grabbed your thighs, lifted your legs over his shoulders, and shoved his cock into your little pussy with one big thrust.
you both moaned out, your pussy leaking happily as he bottomed out, balls deep. he set out on a fast past immediately, pounding your pussy deeper and harder with each thrust. you could feel his heavy balls slap against your ass.
"yes, jen yes yes yes! oh god more more! love you so much baby," you grabbed at his hair as he pounded your pussy into oblivion. in the deep mating press he had you in, you could feel the tip of his cock kissing your cervix with each thrust. his cock was just so so big, you could never get enough of it.
you could see the veins pop out of his neck and his beefy arms were pinning your hips down as his hips were pounding you with each powerful thrust. he looked so so so sexy and he was all yours.
"god baby your pussy was made for me. love you so so much. mine. all mine. everything about you all mine, just for me," jeno kissed you passionately, both moaning into each other mouths.
he used one of his hands to press down on your lower belly, making your pussy leak and throb around him. "you feel that, princess? you feel me deep in your tummy? only i can do that to you, only me."
your mind was blank at this point, body completely numb to everything except the pleasure he was giving you. you could feel yourself about to get sent over the edge, your pussy spasming and clenching hard around every vein on his cock.
"bout to cum baby don't stop don't stop!!" you orgasmed with a loud scream, pussy squirting all over his stomach.
jeno continued fucking you through your orgasm, grunting at the feeling of your little pussy spasming all over his cock. "baby m close too, fuckkk."
fat tears rolled down your face at the overstimulation of pleasure. "jen please cum inside please."
jeno groaned, thrusting every harder and deeper than before. "such a slut. you like that huh? you want your boyfriend to knock you up? you want to have a baby with your brother's best friend? fuck. how about you just get pregnant? he wouldn't be able to disapprove of us when you're already round and waddling around with my baby."
with one loud groan, he bottomed out inside of you and let out his thick load. he collapsed on top of you, cock still balls deep inside, crushing you under all his weight with your face pressed against his sweaty chest.
you stayed like that for a few seconds before you tapped on his back, signaling that you couldn't breathe. still keeping his cock deep inside your leaking pussy, he flipped you over on your side and cuddled your back, wrapping one arm around your waist and the other pushing your hair out of your face. you panted, eyes closed in bliss. jeno drew circles on your arms and left kisses up and down your jaw and neck.
"just saying, you would look sexy as fuck pregnant with our baby." jeno whispered.
you opened your eyes to turn back and swat at his chest but what you saw made your blood run cold in horror.
it was your brother standing right in the open doorway staring at your naked bodies with a look of fury, surprise, horror, and shock that you had never seen before.
the three of you screamed at the sight of each other in unison.
a/n: i intentionally wrote the ending like that because i'm unsure if anyone would even want to continue reading this lmaooo so lmk what you think
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jinwoosbabyboo · 5 months ago
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Moments Posts - MC
Random posts on the TL from MC ... I love how even in the game all the boys comment on MCs posts
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misshuntermc: bad bitch with a baddie friend
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liiisa_: with a baddie friend
↳ talkthat_tara: I love seeing two bad bitches ↳ misshuntermc: two bad bitches ↳ liiisa_: two bad bitches be friends
_thedrzayne: Pretty girl 🩵
skye.109: Gorgeous 😮‍💨
↳ liiisa_: me? ↳ skye.109: No ↳ liiisa_: 🥲
seagod_raf_: why are you so fine wtf 🫠🫠
lumiere.who: Good lord 😍
nene.nero: mc got these boys BARKIN in her comment section 🥴
↳ thing1_luke: riiiigght ↳ talkthat_tara: must be nice
thing2_kieran: a bad bitch that's wearing my gloves WHO SAID THAT??? 🫨
↳ misshuntermc: that block button looking real good now 😌 ↳ thing2_kieran: I was just playing 🥺
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misshuntermc: Look at Tara looking tf GOODT
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seagod_raf_: no lie im only looking at you 👀
↳ thomasthomas_: this aint about mc ↳ seagod_raf_: its always about mc 😡
lumiere.who: I can't take my eyes off you
skye.109: im looking at you looking tf goodt
_thedrzayne: I see no one else but you mc
liiisa_: Tara babes you look stunning honey 🤤
↳ talkthat_tara: thank you Lisa I love you 😘 ↳ misshuntermc: ignore the boys you stole the show babes
yvannamama: girl where was my invite? 🧐
↳ misshuntermc: I invited you and you said you had to work ↳ yvannamama: damn this job
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misshuntermc: We got Jenna to come out somebody pinch me
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imjenna: you girls know how to have fun
↳ liiisa_: same time next week? ↳ imjenna: absolutely not ↳ talkthat_tara: well we tried
lumiere.who: so this is what you four were up to while the rest of us worked overtime?
↳ talkthat_tara: you sound like a hater ↳ liiisa_: look man I'm just a girl ↳ misshuntermc: I don't make the rules here 🤷🏾‍♀️
nene.nero: I had an extra 3 hours of paperwork because of this
↳ imjenna: are you complaining? ↳ nene.nero: n no ma'am ↳ misshuntermc: she got you stuttering in the replies ☠️☠️
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misshuntermc: Staying out until 4am as if we don't have an 8am job to get to
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imjenna: this explains why you were late
↳ misshuntermc: it won't happen again it was Neros fault
nene.nero: now why am I in it??? 🤨
↳ talkthat_tara: you decided to question us for 30 minutes when we walked in the door ↳ nene.nero: it was work related ↳ misshuntermc: should've let us clock in first
skye.109: lmk when you're ready to quit working so you don't have to worry about that anymore
↳ _thedrzayne: don't worry I got her ↳ seagod_raf_: relax boys she's with me I'll take care of her ↳ lumiere.who: if anyone is taking care of her its gonna be me
thing2_kieran: uh oh the girls are fighting^^
↳ thing1_luke: Boss will win ↳ thomasthomas_: idk Rafayel is crazy I'd bet money on him ↳ whosjeremiah: Xavier punched me in the mouth for mispronouncing mc's name once ↳ gray_sun: he'll never admit it but Zayne shoulder checked tf out of me so he could speak to mc first
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misshuntermc: Picture was perfect and this bitch fell on me 🙄
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liiisa_: bitch I told you to hold me up while I fixed my shoe
↳ misshuntermc: you barely gave me a second to ready myself ↳ nene.nero: I would've let her fall ↳ talkthat_tara: stop hating we invited you out and you declined
thing1_luke: HAHAHAHAHAHA loser
↳ misshuntermc: this is why Kieran is my favorite ↳ thing1_luke: stop don't say that 🥺 ↳ thing2_kieran: i will gladly hold the crown of being the favorite 😋 ↳ skye.109: can you not pit these 2 against each other they're getting on my nerves
[Direct message to Sylus]
misshuntermc: you're my favorite 😘 skye.109: Hell yea 😌
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rekino2114 · 3 months ago
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Oooh~ how about a full alphabet for our danganronpa despair time spooky girl Veronika~
Veronika grebenshchikova fluff alphabet
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☠️A=affection(how affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)
Veronika is very affectionate. She loves just surprising you by showing you random affection like hugging you from behind or kissing you when you least expect it
☠️B=baby(do they want a family? How are they with kids?)
She's....not great with kids. Every time she tries to play or talk with one, they get creeped out and, most of the time, start crying. That problem would be solved if that was her child, though so she would definitely like to have a kid with you, mostly to pass down her horror love to them
☠️C=cuddles(do they like to cuddle? How do they cuddle?)
She very much likes to cuddle, especially while watching horror movies, but even just without any movies, she loves wrapping you up in her arms and cuddling She likes being the big spoon but doesn't mind if you want to switch. Her body temperature is pretty low, so you fix that by putting a lot of blankets around when you cuddle
☠️D=Domestic(do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)
She would definitely like to move in with you, maybe in a cozy cabin in the middle of the woods. She's actually quite good at cooking (even if she might joke about using human meat), and while she can clean too, she prefers not to do it too often since she "likes the aesthetic more"
☠️E=everything (you are ........... example: my life,my world)
"You are my heart, I don't think I could live without you in my life"
☠️F=flirting (how do they flirt? Does it continue even after they're in a relationship?)
She flirts in a classic way but with her classic creepy spin on it, she'll tell you that you look so beautiful that everyone will look at your body when you'll die, she'll write you a note with ink that looks suspiciously like blood telling you to turn around, and when you do she'll give you a hug, and yes she still does that after you got together
☠️G=gifts(what gifts do they like to give you? When?)
Veronika loves giving you gifts, plushies and horror merchandise especially, she gives them to you whenever she feels like it but especially on special occasions or when a new horror movie/game comes out so she buys you merch of it
☠️H=hug(do they like hugs? how do they hug?)
As stated earlier, she's very affectionate, and hugs are obviously part of that. She particularly likes hugging you from behind. You don't even know she's in the room with you until you feel her arm grip you and pull you close to her with a giggle
☠️I=I love you (how fast did they say it? Do they say it often?)
She said it when she was sure you weren't actually scared of her and loved her back. Now that she knows you actually want to be with her, she says it very often, and she also loves hearing tht from you
☠️J=jealousy (how jealous do they get? What do they do when they're jealous?)
She actually doesn't get jealous too often, only when someone actively flirts with you. But she's scary when she's jealous. She'll hold your hand and enter the conversation like nothing while creepily grinning with her eyes closed at who's flirting with you and making veiled threats at their life
☠️K=kisses(how do they kiss you? Where do they like to kiss you?)
Veronika's kisses are very passionate. Basically, every time she kisses you, the moment is sure to turn into a make-out session just because of how good her kisses feel. Her favorite place to kiss you is your neck, and she'll often leave lipstick marks or hickeys there because it makes her feel like a vampire
☠️L=love confession(how did they confess to you?)
She left you a note in your dorm (she later apologized for breaking in) where she told you to meet her in a location in the middle of the woods, you were kinda scared you were gonna get murdered but you found her in the middle of a heart made of roses where she confessed to you, when you accepted she squealed of happiness, tackled you into a hug and kissed you
☠️M=mornings (how do they spend mornings with you?)
She actually wakes up pretty early, so she likes to get ready before you and make breakfast.....and maybe check if any horror stuff came out that night
☠️N=nights (how do they spend nights with you?)
Horror movie night. Every. Single. Night......ok not actually that would get kinda boring, and there aren't enough Horror movies, but it's still really common, like three times a week maybe more if a new movie came out
☠️O=overprotective (how protective are they of you?)
She's protective of you only on certain occasions, like when she feels someone weird is around, but for most of the time she's pretty chill. She does really like holding your hand just in case though
☠️P=pet names(what nicknames do they like to call you?)
She's definitely a darling type of person. It's the perfect mix of affectionate and classic that she likes. She also calls you boo from time to time just because of the spooky connotation
☠️Q=quizzes(how much do they remember about you?)
Veronika actually remembers quite a lot...it's kinda creepy. You'll tell her that you don't feel well that day, and she'll pull up your entire medical history like it's nothing because she's worried about you....wait you never actually told her that how did she knew?
☠️R=rain(how do they spend a rainy day with you)
It depends on how she's feeling that day and how bad the rain is. You'll either stay inside and watch a horror movie while cuddling or go outside and just hang around having fun and playing
☠️S=service (what are some acts of service they do for you?)
She actually quite likes cooking for you, baking sweets especially, she loves feeding them to you too and for you to tell her how it tastes
☠️T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)
She genuinely puts a lot of effort into stuff she does for you, gifts especially, she picks out what you like (mostly in the horror genre) and gives it to you with a wide smile. She just wants you to think she's a good girlfriend
☠️U=unhappy (how do they cheer you up?)
She hugs you really tightly and lets you cry if you need it. She asks you if you wanna watch a movie and puts on horror comedy to hopefully cheer you up. She constantly complements you while hugging you, telling you how amazing you are both as a partner and as a person and how you changed her for the better so much
☠️V=value (How important is the relationship to them? What is it’s worth in comparison to other things in their life?)
You're very important to Veronika. She doesn't have many friends as most people think she's creepy, and she's so grateful she has someone who loves her for who she is. But most importantly, you helped her stop hurting herself, and she could not be more thankful for that. You helped her so much, and she's not sure she can fully repay you, but she'll try her best
☠️W=wound (how do they react to you getting injured?)
She creepely asks who hurt you while smiling and helps patch you up. She knows her way around injuries because of the horror movies she watches, so she's actually a pretty great help. She does ask to kiss your injuries in the meantime, though.
☠️X=Xtra (a random fluffy headcanon)
She can read people very well, and that's especially true when it comes to you. She knows your mood from just one looks and picks a movie to go with it. That's part of why movie nights with her are so good, because she especially picks what movie you'd like to watch even without having to ask.
☠️Y=yes (how do they react to you proposing to them?)
"OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! s-sorry, sorry, it's just *squeals* I'm so excited, I've been waiting for this moment for so long, of course my darling, I love you so much and want to spend aaaalllll of my life with you. Thank you......do you think I could wear a bloodstained dress at the wedding?"
☠️Z=zzz (how is sleeping with them?)
She kinda likes watching you sleep. She tries her best not to be creepy, but you just look so adorable. She waits for you to fall asleep while you cuddle and just smiles at how cute you look. She starts kissing your face gently, hoping to not wake you up
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zomb-rabbit · 10 months ago
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Maniacal laughter I'm requesting Tim specifically but feel free to do others too but like
Tim with a s/o who's a volleyball player? Have you seen there l e g s??? 👀 (Could be sfw or NSFW MWUEHEH) (Same w gender could be afab or Gn)
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HIII FISHYY U GOT IT >B) IK THESE AREN'T THE NASTIEST LOLZ, LMK IF I SHOULD FIX ANYTHING !! I'M ALWAYS HAPPY TO, AND I SAW U WANTED EVAN IN HERE TOO DWDW
[NSFT] ☠️🚬 Evan Myers / Tim Wright x volleyball player!reader nsft headcanons!
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Tim :
RAAAHHHHH I LOVE THIS MAN IM SO HAPPY YOU ASKED FISHY
he may not be the most vocal about his adoration with how strong you are, but he staaarreesss at you
he doesn't care too much on if you catch him or not unless it bothers you
but otherwise he'll check you out mid conversation with a low hum of agreement to whatever you're saying, his face unchanging but he crosses his arms and leans back the slightest bit. you'd think it was just him changing standing positions if you weren't watching his eyes travel over your legs
PLEASE LET HIM MARK YOU UP
those uniforms are revealing and he is a possessive guy, wants everyone to know they don't have a chance
he'll fuck you with both your legs over his shoulders so he can feel you eagerly pulling him in, his face buried in the crook of your neck as he scatters hickies along your collarbone and neck
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Evan :
YOOOOOOOOO
nsfw stuff aside rq i think he would find the AGGRESSION y'all have in game to be cool
ngl i see Evan as a switch, and if he gets to watch you play (please let him watch he'll support you full send) y'all are BARELY making it home
seeing you so focused and how strong you are gets him GOING
as soon as you guys get inside he's grabbing at you and whining through kisses
type of guy to give head so he can feel your legs squeeze around him
when you guys are taking things slower, though, he loves to appreciate your body properly
he loves you, he loves how you look, and he wants you to know that
even if it is while he's been teasing you through a makeout session and he can't stop feeling up your thighs, muttering a quiet "so, so pretty hun" into your neck
all in all he's a very supportive boyfriend about it 😸
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takingchences · 2 months ago
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𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐩𝐭. 𝟏𝟗
Where the descendant of a legendary quirk longs to rewrite history by becoming a hero. But in order to fulfill her dream, she must first face off against ghosts from her past and a growing attraction for the insufferable Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight.
Pairing: Katsuki Bakugou x fem!oc
Warnings: mature language
I just imagine Bakugou pulling a Maddy Perez when faced with a closed door ☠️
series masterlist + my masterlist
Apparently, Mirko wanting to fight you should be considered a compliment, like how Eijiro calls people he admires manly. It meant she viewed you as a strong, worthy opponent.
"I'm... flattered?" Sana had responded with a confused smile.
"You have until the end of the week to put me on my ass, newbie. Don't hold back... because I sure as Hell won't." Until the time came for their medieval dual to the death, they would spar and train together in Best Jeanist's state of the art gym.
After that bizarre declaration, Sana knew that there wouldn't be any dull moments while interning with Mirko. And she'd be correct. That same day, Mirko taunted a group of gangsters into taking her on while Sana kept the civilians at a safe distance. When the police arrived on the scene minutes later, the five burly men were laying in an unconscious pile at Mirko's feet.
The rabbit hero was a powerhouse in her own right. Her quirk wasn't necessarily flashy or powerful, but the level of technique and discipline she'd instilled in her body was truly a sight to behold. Her stats were straight out of a video game. She trusted her body to know exactly what to do at any given moment. She didn't need to think about her next move because she was already two steps ahead of her enemy. Sana was both impressed and jealous of her self-control.
As they walked back towards their hotel, Sana felt herself internally fangirling over the incredible display of strength she'd just witnessed. "I don't know what I want more now: to be you or be with you."
Mirko threw her head back, her white teeth glinting in the afternoon sun as she cackled. "I like you, newbie. You're waaay more fun than that stupid chicken."
Sana arched a brow. "Are you talking about Hawks?" She guffawed. "But he seems so cool during his interviews."
Mirko waved her hand dismissively. "Trust me, kid. There's a reason those things are scripted. The guy is a total doofus."
"Yeah, I have a few of those myself."
"Oh, honey, I know." They were nearly at the agency doors. "I met him, remember?" The two females giggled, hearing Katsuki's voice shouting insults. They turned to find him frightening a group of kids to tears. Meanwhile, Best Jeanist stood a few feet behind him pinching the bridge of his nose as though he felt a migraine coming on. Sana understood his pain. She'd experienced plenty of those when she'd first been introduced to Katsuki.
"Ah, there he is now. Speak of the devil, huh?" Mirko nudged the younger girl's arm. "C'mon, we did great today. What do you say we ditch these guys for some yakisoba? We could even grab some gyoza on the way since you mentioned you were craving them..." She leaned in with a smirk.
Sana glanced back at the two blonde men, who were now arguing with each other in low voices. She locked eyes with her mentor and shrugged. "Fine, but you're buying."
"Oh?" The pro cocked a brow, her arms crossing over her chest. "I am, am I?"
"Yep." The teen made sure to emphasize the "p." "You said you'd treat me to a good meal while I was here."
Mirko's eyes darted to the ground as she thought over the last two days. "Did I?" She mumbled.
"Nope." The Sakano girl popped the letter again with a smug grin. The white-haired woman gaped, tossing an arm around Sana's shoulders and pulling her into a headlock while the other gave her a noogie. Sana stumbled out of the headlock with a giggle, trying (in vain) to fix her hair. Mirko kept a dark, muscular arm around her shoulders as they laughed together at the other's expense.
"Ha!" The pro squeezed the pastel-haired girl affectionately. "I freakin' love you, kid!"
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The rabbit-eared woman had virtually locked Sana in the sparring room for the next two days. Mirko's speed was inhuman and it kept Sana on her toes throughout their many, many fights. Obviously, Mirko always came out on top, but Sana was determined to win at least once before returning to Musutafu. It was to the point now that she was starting to anticipate some of Mirko's moves. Of course, the white-haired woman did it on purpose. It was part of the game they played. They lulled each other into a false sense of security before delivering the finishing blow.
It made Sana realize how dull and tired her sparring sessions with Shoto had become over the years. Here, she was constantly being tested mentally and physically. It felt good. She could feel her reflexes becoming faster, her instincts sharpening. She hadn't been here more than three days and yet she was already seeing an improvement. She could hear the screams of her muscles from the most intense workout of her life as she soaked in the hotel bathtub afterwards, but it was well worth it.
Mirko had demanded that they duke it out at the end of her internship, and Sana had no choice but to agree. She was confident in her fighting abilities, but she wasn't sure how well she'd fair against a seasoned pro. The woman's brash mouth and cocky attitude reminded her of Katsuki in a lot of ways. They both were almost obsessively competitive and unafraid to challenge anybody, whether they be hero or villain.
Speaking of Katsuki...
He and Best Jeanist weren't around much during the day. They were like passing ships, one pair heading out for patrol while the other was coming in. Of course, she'd known that they would be busy doing their own things this week. It wasn't like she'd chosen this internship for Katsuki, anyway. She hadn't even known about Mirko's arrangement with Best Jeanist until the night before they left. That didn't mean that some part of her wasn't disappointed when he didn't join her morning runs before patrol or was absent from meal times.
Their hotel rooms were on the same floor, the doors practically parallel. She would hear him banging him around across the hall at night sometimes, slamming doors or blaring music after a long day. Sana would shake her head at the noise, usually channel surfing while texting Mina or FaceTiming Shinso.
But tonight was different. A single, solid knock demanded her attention.
She slid off the bed with knitted brows, swinging the door open to be met with Katsukis signature scowl. His hands were habitually in the pockets of his sweatpants, the collar of his black tee damp from the water dripping from his hair. Best Jeanist had done a hell of a job trying to tame his wild mane. No matter what the boy did, the slicked-down hairstyle refused to budge. Sana and Mirko had had a good laugh the first time they'd seen it, much to the human grenade's aggravation.
"Hey."
"Hey?" She replied, inspecting the door for damage. "You just punched my door!"
He wordlessly slipped past her and into the room, tugging at his over styled hair with a scowl. He immediately claimed the right side of the bed. Originally, Sana had been sprawled diagonally across the mattress on her stomach, but now chose to gingerly perch on the edge by his feet.
She wasn't sure what was happening or how to feel about it. Katsuki Bakugou was in her room.... On her bed.....
Well, not hers hers, but you get the picture.
He'd invited himself into her personal space and she was feeling some type of way about it. What the fuck, Sana? she chided. She felt nervous for some reason, which was stupid because it's just Bakugou. He's just a guy, she tried to calm her racing heart. Shoto's sat on my bed dozens of times and it never bothered me. But that was it, wasn't it? She'd never felt anything more than kinship for Shoto. With Bakugou, it was something else entirely.
The ash blonde snatched up the discarded room service menu she'd been browsing through, glossing over it as one arm stretched out across the decorative pillows. His vermilion eyes caught hers from over the paper and narrowed. He kicked his socked foot—black, because he's apparently allergic to color—out to nudge her thigh.
"The hell are you sitting down there for, loser?"
"I, uh," she gestured vaguely at his head, her mouth twisted up into a smirk. "I just didn't want to inhale too much of the toxic fumes wafting from your head."
He snarled, once again yanking on his hair but it didn't budge. "This shit better wash out."
"I like it," she'd tried to say, though they both knew she was lying. Her poker face was usually pretty good, but the way her lips kept twitching made it obvious she was trying not to laugh. She inched higher up the bed on her hands and knees. "Really! I do-" her facade cracked mid sentence.
He kicked her again with more force, sending her toppling over into the center of the mattress. "Fuck off."
She held her hands up in surrender, trying to catch her breath from after her fit of giggles. "Okay, okay," she joined him in leaning against the headboard. It was so simple and domestic, hanging out like this with trashy TV programs serving as background noise while they shared dinner.
Katsuki returned to his room across the hall hours later, but not before stealing a kiss goodnight. Sana could feel herself falling more and more for the ash blonde, especially in moments like those where his softer side shone through. She didn't try to stop the fall. She didn't want to. The rush of emotion came so naturally that it was almost like she was meant to feel this way.
Like invisible strings bound them together.
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It was a little after 8 o'clock of their fourth day. The city was surprisingly quiet, so the Pros had let them have the rest of the night off to relax. Bakugou was in bed reading a book when a thump came from the door, quickly followed by a soft grunt.
He rolled his eyes with a smirk, recognizing the voice. The ash blonde shook his head as he set his book aside and went to open the door. Sana stood casually on the other side as though nothing had happened. She was dressed casually in a black cropped tank and white cargo pants. She shook her right hand out to relieve the slight sting as she greeted him, her bracelets jingling quietly. Hagakure had hand made each 1-A girl a friendship bracelet and handed them out after school before they left for their internships. For his girl, she'd used peach and white thread and clear, dainty beads painted with silver and gold details.
He cocked a brow. "Did you punch my door?"
She shrugged, her long, pastel hair flowing loosely down her back just the way he liked it. "Thought I'd give it a try."
He crossed his arms, leaning into the doorframe. "And how'd that work out for your puny arm?"
She flipped him off with a snarky grin. "Well, I still have functional movement in my hand, so pretty good I'd say."
He grabbed her hand and pulled her into his chest. "You're a real brat, you know that?" He breathed, the tips of their noses brushing. Her fingers curled into the black fabric of his shirt, feeling his hard abs tensing with every breath. His much larger hands released hers to slip down, the tips of his fingers nearly touching as he encircled her trim waist. The exposed skin was warm beneath his fingers.
"You have to admit that you're kinda into it." She whispered back.
He sighed, gently knocking his forehead into hers. "It's just my luck that I'd be attracted to a dumbass like you." Her brows shot up, her cherry lips widening into a devilish grin.
"Well, it's definitely my ass you're attracted to-" her giggles were muffled by Katsuki's lips. Her fingers dipped into the soft baby hairs along the nape of his neck. The gel that Best Jeanist had used earlier in the week gave Katsuki's signature hairstyle a strange texture, but she didn't mind as she held him tighter, tilting her head to deepen the kiss. A contented sigh escaped his nose, tickling her cheek. He nipped at her bottom lip, asking for permission. She parted her lips, pulling him impossibly closer at the same time his hand slipped further down to cradle her ass and squeezed.
"Kats-!" She pulled away with a gasp, smacking his chest as he chuckled huskily. She looked around the hallway, making sure Mirko wasn't lurking anywhere. Meanwhile, the ash blonde looked deeply satisfied with himself, a smug smirk twisting his lips. "Jerk," Sana pushed on his chest, moving him backwards through his cracked hotel door. "Go get changed. We have the rest of the night off and I want to explore."
"Hell no. I can't go out with this."  He pointed at his head. He'd refused to step out of the hotel unless it was for patrol. He hated the way those snot-nosed little runts had pointed and mocked him. His hair wasn't the only thing that had been "upgraded," either. Best Jeanist had decided to temporarily alter his hero costume by swapping his black pants out for fucking skinny jeans.
The strawberry blonde arched a brow. "You go out on patrol like that."
"That's work," the blonde huffed. "This is different."
"Fine, you big baby." She pulled a black hoodie out of the closet and threw it at him. Unfortunately, his crazy fast reflexes allowed him to catch it before it hit his face. At one point in time, the hoodie had had a graphic design from an old rock band, but the letters were so faded from age that only a few were even legible anymore. "Wear this until we can get you something else." She ushered him into the bathroom to change into street clothes. "Let's go, move it. Chop chop," She clapped her hands. "I have to tuck your old ass into bed in like, an hour."
"Idiot."
"Geezer," she sneered back.
Katsuki grit his teeth, slamming the bathroom door behind him. After wrestling the blonde into the elevator, the two headed downstairs. The boy aggressively tugged the hood lower every few minutes, his shoulders hunched as he hissed out curses through clenched teeth. Thankfully, Sana had noticed a street stall selling accessories earlier during her patrol that was located not too far from the hotel.
"Come on," she tugged on his arm, leading him over to the stall. "Let's pick something out for you to wear." The old lady tending to the stall offered a wide selection of souvenirs. Hats, jewelry, keychains, bags, T-shirts, and sunglasses. There was even a mirror attached to the side of the cart so customers could try out their new looks before buying anything.
What Sana had conveniently left out of the description was that all of the items were themed. Cute cartoon characters and pink designs were all the ash blonde had to choose from
"Look at this one!" She held up a pink beanie with darker pink Barbie B's decorating the surface. "Isn't it cute?" The deadpan look he gave her made the stall owner giggle from her stool as she fanned herself with a paper fan.
"C'mon, Katsuki! Would it kill you to change it up a bit? A little pop of color wouldn't hurt every now and then." She set the beanie aside and continued to browse over the items. Sana grabbed a white baseball cap with a delicate cherry blossom branch stitched into the side of the brim and tried it on. She modeled it in the mirror, turning her head side to side with a look of approval.
Katsuki glanced down, spotting a matching hat in black. Pop of color, huh?
The Sakano heir skipped over to the old woman, pulling out her wallet. "I'll take this one."
"And this one," Bakugou lifted the hood up just enough to slip the black baseball cap on, pulling the brim down low over his face.
Sana blinked owlishly at the matching aesthetic, pointing at his hat. "That's..."
"You kids make a cute couple," the stall vendor complemented them as she accepted Sana's money. "Reminds me of my husband and I when we were your age." The two teens blushed furiously, consciously avoiding eye contact with each other.
"Oh, uh, thanks." Sana rushed the words out, her face burning from embarrassment. "But-"
"You got it all wrong, lady." Bakugou reached her side, his hands stuffed in his sweatpants. He looked like a living shadow walking around in all black at night. He was tense, his shoulders nearly touching his ears, but he tried to play it off like it was nothing. He turned away from the women, a pretty pink hue seeping into his cheeks. Sana's awkward smile wavered. It's fine, she told herself. He was right in a sense. Sure, they kissed and occasionally cuddled. Yes, they went on dates and shared vulnerable moments with one another. But they weren't "dating" per se.
"It's more than that." He grumbled lowly, but the two women managed to catch it.
Sana's face was on fire and steam was practically pouring from her ears. Did she want a relationship with Katsuki? Of course! But... isn't that what she already has? She didn't necessarily need a name for it. And apparently, neither did he, but it was reassuring to know that they were on the same page. They were both perfectly content with just being together in any and every sense—simultaneously friends, enemies, and lovers.
And now they had matching hats.
Like a real couple.
They were unofficially/officially a thing.
God, if Mina could see them now-
"Oi." Bakugou hated talking about feelings. God, he wanted to self combust just thinking about it. But they both needed this in a way. To express that this thing between them wasn't temporary. Katsuki Bakugou doesn't quit. He's never been afraid to go after what he wants, and more than surpassing All Might, more than beating Deku, more than the number one spot... he wanted to be the best version of himself imaginable for the girl next to him.
He wasn't blind. Sana was a very attractive girl with a charming personality. She received a lot of attention from the opposite sex because of that. Namely Dunce Face, Troll Doll, and Icy Hot. He knew that she was too damn good for him and that there was a good chance he'd do something to screw up the best thing to ever happen to him since the day his quirk appeared.
"I'm not gonna call you my damn girlfriend or anything so don't bother asking. That shit's fucking embarrassing." Katsuki cringed as they waited in line at a food stall. Quiet crackles, like popping candy, filled the air. Small sparks flying from his palms due to his palms sweating from nerves. The ash blonde exhaled sharply, his nose scrunched up. He grit his teeth, the muscles in his jaw flexing. In that moment, he wanted nothing more than for the sidewalk to swallow him whole.
Sana gently grabbed his wrist. She slid her fingers between his, their palms flush as she absorbed the mini fireworks into her body. She gently squeezed his fingers, her thumb tracing crescent moons across his knuckles. She propped her chin against his shoulder with an affectionate look in her jewel-like eyes. "I guess I'll just have to settle for calling you mine, then." She said softly.
His vermillion eyes softened. He was secretly pleased, even as he pretended to be annoyed by the cheesy line. He playfully tried to shrug her off, but she just clung to his arm like a koala, a bright grin on her face. He treasured these moments. He'd never been the reason for someone's smile before. He liked it if it meant seeing the child-like glee she exuded in moments like these.
They sat down at an empty table to eat their food. Sana had grabbed them a few street snacks to nibble on while Katsuki purchased ramen for them to split. She wasn't intimidated by the intense red color of the broth, though she deadpanned at the amount of chili flakes he continued to add to his portion. "It's not a competition, you know?"
He snorted. "Some competition you'd be. I'd eat you under the table-"
She choked mid sip, coughing as she set down her blueberry smoothie. "What?" She wheezed, caught between a cough and a laugh.
"SHUT THE HELL UP!" He screeched with a blood red face. "THATS NOT WHAT I FUCKING MEANT AND YOU KNOW IT." Sana folded over, clutching her stomach as she cackled hysterically.
After their meal they strolled through the night market for another hour or so. Stalls selling toys, souvenirs, shoes, jewelry, bags, and pets were in full swing despite the time of night. Bakugou had to physically pry her away from the cute animals. She'd agreed, but on the condition that he give her a piggyback ride. He'd crouched down with a dramatic sigh, much to her delight. He got her back for it later, though. After setting her down, he'd demanded his own as they were returning to the hotel. Sana, not one to refuse a challenge, agreed. Katsuki had laughed his ass off when her knees nearly buckled under his weight a block from the hotel.
"Karma's a bitch, huh?"
Katsuki chortled after she stopped in the middle of the sidewalk and dropped his legs, demanding him to, "get the hell off, you big oaf."
She shrugged. "Takes one to know one, I guess."
His calloused hand gripped the back of her neck, pulling her into his space. She could smell the cinnamon gum on his breath they'd purchased on the way, along with the faint caramel clinging to his clothes. "You're real mouthy today, brat."
She blew a bright red bubble in his face, grinning when it finally popped. "And here I thought that you liked that about me?"
"Nah. Some crazy chick keeps telling me I have no taste. Guess she was right."
"I always am. Remember that." The two teens stepping into the elevator. Katsuki pressed the 7 button for their floor before leaning his head back. "I had fun tonight, Kats."
He grunted, his eyes closed. "Yeah?"
"Yeah," Sana agreed. "I always have fun with you." It wasn't a huge compliment, but Katsuki couldn't say that he'd ever been told that he'd made someone happy before. "It's like, with you, I don't have to be anyone but me."
"Yeah, well, I'd prefer if you were a lot less you next time." The ash blonde shrugged, tone nonchalant. The solar girl rolled her eyes with a snort.
"Uh-huh. Whatever you say, babe."
He opened his mouth to retort, only to snap it shut. Katsuki was forever grateful for his new hat, not only to cover the monstrosity his mentor dared to call style, but the heavy blush across his nose at the sudden term of endearment. Sana side-eyed his suddenly silent figure with a smirk. She had ways of shutting the mouthy blonde up... mostly with aggressive flirting and teasing jabs. If he wanted someone shy, he should know by now that he chose the wrong girl to get involved with.
Of course, neither one would have it any other way.
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frikatilhi · 11 months ago
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I have to write some of this down so I don't forget
Joker out at Kulttuuritalo 2.3.24
The boys seemed to be a bit baffled at soundcheck at first - as were we in the audience 😂 How are we supposed to be and act? Except when Bojan came and was so easy-going and put everyone at ease and high-fived/shook everyone's hand and put the Finland's son-in-law sash on and gave hugs and then said "excuse me, son-in-law coming through" and talked to us a lot, he really knows how to command a space
This has been all over the place, but they were rehearsing until midnight the day before because of technical issues with the sound program that Bojan could not explain because he doesn't understand any of it (that's okay Bojan, you can just sing and look pretty). Nace had been up until 4 am fixing it
they sang Vse Kar Vem and Dopamin (which wasn't on the set so they probably will change it up in different gigs) and it was a lot of fun! People shouted "Peliä!" to them when they were leaving and Bojan shouted it back. He also told us to have fun and "scream as loud as you can" ☠️
Bojan said he is in a chatty mood and is going to talk a lot today (I'm not sure he actually did talk more than usual? but it was nice to hear from him ❤️)
Hojan was on my bingo card but not quite like THAT. I love it that they wanted to include him somehow but do something different ❤️
BOJAN'S PÖTSI. It was out a lot, bless him. He does have a belly button! And a stomach mole, apparently? (Need more hi-res prof plis)
I have to mention Kris' cake even though we were on the under-18 side so I did not get to look as much as I would have wanted to. But today I'll be on the other side heh
I love Nace's hair and he is adorable so there
NEW SONGS I AM DEAD. Bojan seemed a bit nervous, he didn't look at the audience much? But he skipped and bounced and it was adorable. He said it was nerve-wrecking. But they were really happy afterward! (I kinda want to learn some bits of the lyrics so if they do them again today we could sing along)
Everybody's waiting was so amazing live, Bojan said how that made him the most nervous of all because "now *I* have to play that thing". But it was so so good and they were elated after it, seemed super relieved, like punching the air happy 😭
METULJI 💕 Bojan was very touched with all the butterflies, that was pretty, it was an amazing version
The back drop and the drum design were so beautiful!!!
It was so cool meeting moots, please if you're there today I would love to say hi
Jere with a big entourage there showing support, uhuhuu
The crowd on the floor was nice and let people go to get water and go to the bathroom and then come back. It was a long night to stand around ☠️ Kultsa is so nice in that front row is like a mile long so that probably helped.
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garnetea · 2 years ago
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why do birds suddenly appear...
who husband! nanami kento x fem black! reader. length 2.7k words! warnings all sfw fluff! reader knows some french. picnic anniversary date. love experts yuji and gojo. bakers nobara, yuji and megumi.
leman's letter! he might be a little ooc, i tried! and it's pretty old so i don't have the energy to fix up anything that could be written better ☠️ p.s. the end of the title would be "...every time you are near?"
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Other than the sweet petrichor sweeping through the May wind, there wasn't a single indication that it had rained a mere few hours ago. The spring sun was nothing to bat an eye at; it's heat was harsh enough to dry away every droplet. As subtle as it was, you loved the scent; the taste of the wind as it rushed through your ajar window made you feel oddly nostalgic. It uplifted you in a way; almost like cleansing away any peccant thoughts vexing you. Contrarily, your husband didn't have the privilege of ever understanding what you adored so much about the spring weather.
"It's.. annoying, dear. Just listen to the birds." Kento commented, an intrusion to your ongoing and aloud rumination. The two of you sat there in the car for a moment, slightly slowing down to hear the delicate blue jays over the intruding wind. Their high pitched and scattered little chirps greeted you happily, and your lips found it necessary to curl up cheerily in response.
"Don't be so stiff, darling." You responded kindly, your brown glossed lips still painted into that heart warming smile. Your small dimples leaving subtle indents on the soft, brown skin of your cheeks. A smile Nanami knew he'd always adore, even if he didn't always understand it. "It's how they communicate, I'm pretty sure. I know they're glad you don't speak 'bird'." You added in a teasing voice, insinuating an insult.
Unexpectedly, Nanami sped back up the pace of the car after you leaned your face back towards the window, and the wind was quick to resume its harsh tantrum. In slight surprise, you snapped your eyes shut and leaned back at the sudden force- blinking repeatedly to make sure you hadn't gotten anything in your eyes. It seemed inevitable that he'd chuckle in response to your dramatic reaction, but of course he also rolled up your window a bit to prevent a reoccurrence. "You don't think they'd want me to speak 'bird'?" Kento responds in a prying tone. It was easier to speak now that he could hear himself over the harsh gusts of wind. "Would I not be a good neighbor?"
You smiled and crossed your legs in the seat, brushing your well manicured hands over the floral lace dress. A dress chosen specifically for this day, May 9th; your anniversary. "What do you think?" You retorted softly, a question to a question. Your eyes flickered from your florid, white clothed lap, to your husbands side eye.
It wasn't the look he gave you when he was incensed or irritated, but the one he owned when his eyes were pondering. Behind those serious, slanted dark eyes was a head full of complex gears. Usually those gears were used for things like work, taxes- you know, things of importance. Yet, what are they doing now? Simply trying to think outside the box, just trying to answer a taunting question. To use more than his logic and reason, and figure out the meaning of your semi joke. Although he was giving it his all.. he was inevitably struggling.
"Well.... I.. don't get it." He admitted honestly, flattening his vision back on the stale, empty road stretching ahead. His expression showed no embarrassment, but you've been married for two years now. You were analytic enough to know when he wasn't calm, cool and collected; simply because his middle finger was slowly tapping the leather wheel. Little fidgets were all you needed to decide when something was bothering him; tapping his foot, bouncing his leg, it was the little things you noticed. As his wife, it was your obligation to, wasn't it?
"I just mean you'd be a lot like... Satoru, if that makes sense." You explained to him briefly, planting your elbow on the stiff door handle. Your vision found more interest in the flowery, green scenery rushing past the Cadillac Eldorado rather than Nanami's displeased expression.
Kento pushed his tongue against the inside of his cheek, tying back his urge to retort with something offensive. Today wasn't the day to hurt your feelings, it was your anniversary and there were lovely events planned for the afternoon. He didn't plan all of today's activities for a simple joke to ravage it all. "Dear, I'm nothing like Gojo." He rejected plainly, turning down a particularly rocky dirt road. It was directly through a colorful, flower field; green grass and little tips of pink and yellow flowers stretching as far as you could see. By now you'd lost any interest in the current conversation, you wanted to know where exactly you were going. It seems you'd neglected to ask before you left the house, being so caught up in other topics and such.
"Honey, where are we?" You inquired, rolling your window back down now that Kento was driving at a slower pace. Slow enough to open your door and step out really, but you knew Nanami would have a fit. Saying "you could've tripped" or "what if you hit your head?". So, rather than have him worried with a migraine, you simply sat up on your knees and stuck your head out the window. The light breeze soothes the prickling heat of your forehead and cheeks, such a harsh sun in spring it was. Though, it was sweet.. welcoming. Surely better than an ongoing downpour on such a wonderful day, that was for sure.
"Well, it looks like a field, doesn't it?" Nanami responded sarcastically, bringing the small car to a soft halt on the narrow path. You opted to ignore his smart remark with an eye roll, continuing to breathe in the refreshing, warm air. He put the car in park and turned the key, popping the trunk once he'd turned off the engine. Without the low rumbling of the cars motor you were held still on the seat, and you could hear the sounds of nature surrounding you much clearer. The hums of nearby bees and the high, frequent chirps of the neighboring blue jays held your attention all too well, fascinating you like a narrow minded child. Meanwhile, your husband was having quite a time at the back of the car.
Nanami's voice ringing out through the primarily serene expanse is what caught your attention, deciding to step out rather than day dream blindly from the open window. "Could you give me a hand?" He asked gruffly, reliving his annoyance with how much Gojo and Itadori had packed for him. The regret of excitedly mouthing off about his upcoming anniversary was beginning to seep in; he should've known better, dealing with those two.
"Yeah, lemme- Oh wow!" You were more than surprised to see what he was struggling with, such a beautiful assortment of flowers and balloons. An ample bamboo knitted basket with a silk, pink ribbon clinging to the handle. It was closed in, so you weren't sure what was inside, but upon picking it up you were sure it wasn't anything as light as a feather.
"Let me get that." Kento assured quickly before you let it slip, accepting the grand basket from your grasp and handing you the balloon strings instead. They were a cute bunch too, six of them floating overhead to be exact. Cute little hearts, kiss marks and flowers adorned the shiny shapes of the balloons, some being round while others matched that of a heart.
You watched as he balanced the bouquet of white roses and pink peonies atop of the basket, carefully handling them to not damage the dramatic bow wrapping the handle. No, this definitely wasn't anything like your husband; you were beyond positive he had some kind of influence or assistance. More than likely, it was Yuji and Gojo meddling again; similar to last year's eventful celebration. And, although this wasn't all Kento's idea, you still found it sweet that he could put away his stiff and logical disposition for your sake. To set aside his attitudes and etiquette to give you his raw affection and attention was more than enough, that alone would've been enough for an anniversary. So, you can imagine the smile that took over your cheery expression as he lead the way ahead of you to an open spot in the colorful field.
Seeing as his hands were full, you closed the trunk for him and followed his figure to the spacious meadow. "This's beautiful, mon amour!" You complimented, as if he grew the flowers and such himself. "You picked this place yourself? And the bouquet is charming, too, you remembered how I love peonies!"
The tall blond chuckled lightly as he stopped somewhat far into the area, now being surrounded by the dozens of yellow dandelions and wild roses. Kento sat down the large basket gently and accepted the balloons from your hand, your fingers brushing against one another before he wrapped them around the baskets handle. "I found this place a few weeks ago and kept it in mind." He replied, a nonchalant tone poorly concealing his hubris attitude. It was more transparently obvious that he was beyond satisfied with the outcome of his efforts, he'd really outdone himself. "Yes, well the balloons were Gojo's idea, and this," He flipped open the basket's lid as he spoke. "was Yuji's idea."
You gasped in delight at the sight of the silky material pouring from the top of the basket, beginning to mentally put all of the pieces together. It seems they- Gojo, Nanami, and Itadori- had planned an adorable little picnic, and you could only imagine what cute treats were neatly packed away under the white sheet. "Oh my.." You managed to mumble, smoothing down your dress and crouching down as well. "So those two were in on your planning, dear? You'd better have thanked them, these balloons are just too cute." You added with appreciation while fully pulling out the sheet and handing it to Nanami.
He only managed to hum in agreement at your reminder, concealing an eye roll as he stood up properly with the blanket. "Would you mind unloading the snacks?" He requested, stepping away slightly with the sheet. You watched with glee as he pulled it up in the air, fanning it out a few times before lifting it gracefully over the prickly grass.
It was futile to hold back your excited giggles as you rummaged through the basket, pulling out a large container of pretzel salad. The strawberries were neatly caked over the top with whipped cream separating it from the granola base; you could tell from its slight imperfections and cute butterfly tupperware that it was homemade.
Other than this, there were neatly cut sandwiches, rosemary bread, cheesecake, and chocolate covered pretzels all neatly packed away in their respective containers. A few water bottles and a bottle of white wine were tucked away as well, the wine being swaddled in a towel for protection. Surely you'd have leftovers, this was much more than you'd expected. Though nonetheless, your excitement prior to leaving had clouded your sense of hunger- neglecting to acknowledge the growl in the pit of your stomach. Therefore, the sight before you was more than enough to bring the fact to your attention.
"Oh mon.." You mumbled, your french once again making itself known without your realization. And although you paid it no mind, Kento found it more attractive- or maybe simply adorable- than you were aware. You arranged all of the containers neatly in the center of the blanket, having only the basket and your heels laying on standby in the grass."This looks wonderful, how did-," Nanami's hand then slipped down to intertwine with yours; lifting you up softly from the sheet, now standing before his lean figure.
"Y/n," He began softly, his airy tone wafting around your tender heart. Both standing there against the wind; his slanted eyes held so much love and adoration for you. Two lovers, surrounded by hundreds of lovely, delicate flowers to compliment your beauty. What a memory this will be, of such an endearing day.. May ninth. "Two years is nothing compared to how long I'll be with you, yet I still want to celebrate the time that passes. Every day with you is wonderful, even the annoying ones."
You quirked your brow jokingly, entangling your other hand with his as you spoke. "What do you mean annoying? We don't have-," He chuckled gruffly, which is what interrupted your false claim. How could one never have bad days? Though he knew you were kidding, thus decided to not comment on it.
"Moving on," Kento moved a hand from intertwining with yours, cupping your cheek to look up at him. That soft smile, the one he kept in his pocket for days such as this, enlightened his ivory toned and stern front. His co-worker’s didn't get this smile, nor did his friends. No, this one was solely yours, and you knew by the way the corners of his eyes crinkled up. By the way his lips curled a bit higher than usual, any higher and surely he'd show his teeth. It was your smile, a smile of love- love only for you. "Happy anniversary.. and may many come after this."
Your cheeks swelled with a tingling sensation of loving praise and adoration, oh how adorable he was when he was flustered. Even after years of knowing each other, he still had you blushing and giggling like a school girl in her first innocent affair. How embarrassing..
But what a lovely feeling it was. To have your love reciprocated by the one you love, the only one you could've been dreaming of. It was sweet.. and fulfilling. A wonderfully assuring feeling, really, and you wanted nothing more but to stay this way forever. "Yes my love, happy anniversary. For now and for always, of course." You agreed lovingly. Your soft yet excited tone of voice gently seeps into his cheeks and tints them a light pink, deepening a few rosy shades as you lean into his embrace. Your arms find comfort around his abdomen, softly pulling him closer as he wraps his arms over your shoulders. "Today is as lovely as waking up to you every morning."
Kento hums softly in acknowledgement, wondering how-- after years of being with you-- could you still bring a flock of butterflies onto the flower bed you've grown out of his stomach. Pulling away to plant a gentle kiss against your brown forehead; a forehead that with time, will grow wrinkled and old akin to his. One day, your hands and his will both be pruned and shriveled. Your hair will lose its ever-lively bounce, and his will fade into grey and white. Nanami can't wait for the day, although it sounds dreary, because he'll know he finally made it. That his seemingly meaningless life had a purpose, and it was to spend time making you happy, as you do for him. To spend time with the one he loves, growing old together and reminiscing on those young, colorful memories. Fragments of time born to be treated like porcelain artifacts. Like today, standing in this adoringly lively field of sweet flowers and clovers, eyes gleaming with clouds of apricot and honeydew romance. Something considered so valuable as of now, yet he couldn't have imagined such for himself merely six years ago.
The wind blows through your elegant, ironed dress as you crouch down to open a container of rosemary bread, looking up at your husband; that soft smile still resting in his typically stern features. "Don't be a statue dear, come eat. You alright?" You inquire, untucking a fork from the zip lock bag of plastic silverware.
Nanami clears his throat at your question, smoothing down his slacks and taking a seat beside you. Your scent is clearer once again, and he almost finds himself dazing off into more sentimental daydreams of your shared future. "I'm alright." He confirms, taking up his own fork and knife before shifting his attention to the pretzel salad. Apparently Gojo's students made it for him (Yuji, Megumi, and Nobara.)
'Sweet kids.'
Another warm feeling pepper kissed the center of his chest, prickling his cheeks next as he popped open the container. Your husband peeked over at your pleased and slightly dramatic disposition as you took a bite of the sweet bread, a little dance taking over your arms as you went in for a second bite.
He chuckles at your child-like reaction, and you can only side eye him in response because of your mouth being full. What a memory this would be years from now, telling and retelling the cute specifics of today. May ninth, the Nanami's sweet, floral anniversary.
★ garnetea productions. all rights reserved, do not plagiarize.
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moonlight-sonata99 · 2 years ago
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Walk the line
No.2
Carmy x reader
Summary: getting used to takes some time, nonetheless you try your best.
A/n: I'm still getting used to making realistic convos, literally rewatching S1 just to get the characters right lmao also when I say slow burn. I mean that☠️
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'It's way to damn early for this..' you think sighing on the way to work
'who am I kidding it's always early when i go to work dumbass'  you think again seeing the beef coming into the view,
Making your way inside your greeted by the empty kitchen, it was your first time in here since mikeys..Shaking the thoughts out of your head a sudden nervousness came in your chest, 
'What if this carmy some fancy dude who thinks he's hot shit?'
'Or what if he judges you fo-'
"Morning chef" a voice interrupts your thoughts as a man walks into you vision, he seems to be preparing for the day it seems..?
"Oh uh- morning" you say walking to the locker and putting away your things looking at the guy taking out the meat and beginning to put it in the oven, he was...not what you were expecting. He was shorter (not that's its a problem) , blue eyes, and light hair with curls in them.
'Damn.'
"Carmy right?" You say closing your locker and walking over to him.
"Yeah" he nods replyingshortly, closing the oven and meeting your gaze as you walk to him. 
"Nice to finally meet you," you say, extending your arm and he shakes it and you tell him your name, "mikey told me about you, uh..looking forward to working with a professional" you say letting your hand rest on the side of your lap. 
"Right, I uh do baking with Marcus. But I can do more to" you say, explaining your position in the kitchen as he listens
After explaining that to him he begins to tell you of how he will be running things.
"Understand?" He ask as he looks at you with his blue eyes your nod.
"Yes chef." You nod. He follows suit.
"I'll go ahead and prepare then" 
Was it a mistake coming back?
Was it??
Okay maybe not cause, these Fuckers lied to you about carmy not being your type.
Cause goddamn,that man was definitely your type. His arms alone could make your eyes wander from whatever task your doing and just gaze at them for however minutes. Also whatever protocol he had you guys on was chaotic as hell. Well not really, not to you at least. But to the others it seemed they needed a bit more time warming up to carmy...
"I don't know" Tina mumbled to you as she kept her eyes on her pan "he knows all of these fancy shit.." she says frying as you cut up vegetables next to her 
"They are kinda..complicated. " you reply throwing the vegetables into the pan to fry and she nodded 
"I'm sure we'll get used to it, right?" You say again looking at her as She only sighs and nods again.
"I fuckin hope so."
Getting used to this was... hard but you didn't give yourself a hard time since you were still new to this new setup.  way different from how mikey operated. Continuing to cut more vegetables you looked up from the board to look at Carmy to see him running across the kitchen fixing whatever the crew fucked up on now.
You shook your head lightly feeling bad for him. Everyone was already giving him shit, and if this is day one god….you only wondered what time would bring.
Time passed indeed and carmy's screams become a constant in your day. you tried your best to keep up with his instructions and his screams numbed into the background as you would only focus on your work .
Topping a sandwich ritchie was running your ear and tinas as he spoke about some thing you didnt really care about, but it was starting to get to you.
"Ritchie if you don't shut the fuck up-" you sighed out as you get the stove on and rubbed your temple, as Ritchie went on about some dude who….
What did he do again? 
"Okay, Okay fine!" he said raising both of his palms up and Stepping away,
"I'm sorry, I love you, but sometimes you talk to damn much, " you explained as you walked and he followed you. 
"Look, I'm sorry but that's just how I am!"
"I know dumbass but I wanna be alone right now,Please?" 
He sighed for a moment, his eyes darting away from you "Alright, i gotcha" he said patting your back as you went I to the walk in
Shutting the door you sigh to yourself the hum of the room your only companion, "What was I even looking for?" you think looking over the ingredients in here as you sighed.
"What the fuck is wrong with me today.." you mumbled into the silence of the walk in.
It was all building up maybe it was so different ?? you knew Carmy wasn't mikey. He wasn't. Hell they didn't even look alike. 
Maybe i just miss him.
The thought echoes as you stood there just staring until the door opens,
"hey, you okay?" feeling a hand on your shoulder you turned back to see those same blue eyes, now out of your trance you nod your hand slowly
"y-yeah good. Sorry i uh…" you traill off looking back at the ingredients i need a break " you say quickly before walking out and  sitting on the concrete, After a few minutes, the door opened and closed and you felt a presence next to you.
"You alright?"Carmy voice which was calm  asked as you looked down at the concrete.
"Yea it just- still getting used to this… waving your hand up to the building. "Which no hate to you, its good. ... not a chef or a cook." you admit fiddling with your pants "Mikey had me helping marcus-so i guess it's all new to me."
"yea-yea no i get it." he responded looking at you. "you don't need to apologize though, " he says, taking out a cigarette and lighting it up. "you'll get it better the more you do it"
"you knew him?" he asked again as you met his gaze.
"I did, he helped me in a rough time. "You explained leaving it at that. 
"Good dude but hella loud." you say chuckling and hearing a small scoff from him.
Leaning your head back on the wall as you looked at him. 
"Ritchie said you went to Culinary schools? " you asked and he nodded 
"i did"
"How were they?"
he only gave you a look that seemed kinda surprised, 
"What no one asked you this yet?" you asked Putting your elbows to your Knees 
"No one from here no,not yet" he replies letting the cigarette dangle from his two fingers.
Letting out a small 'hmm…' your gaze wandered off him and looked at the door,
"I know, they're assholes now but once yknow them, their… less assholes. " you say with a grin and he only chuckles looking down, 
"Yea, I knew them sorta before coming here" he admits setting his gaze to the floor.
"But y'know Ritchie- he's still an asshole. " you add before standing up, as he chuckles finishes up his cigarette and follows suit.
"Yea, Ritchie's an asshole." He repeats shaking his head with a small smile.
Heading to the door, Carmy looks back at you as if to ask something but turns away before even mentioning something, and you head on the inside without noticing.
Hey,
Me again. How are you? I know we have text messaging but 1. I lost your number somewhere,somehow. 2. Sending letters is cool and makes me feel ancient. So, Compared to last time I
Im… doing kinda good. still working in that restaurant, but i kinda like it ? now with  here it feels "professional " if that's what you can call it . ?? Hes making all these changes and everyone fucking hates him. Me? Maybe. Well at first yeah. now I know why Mikey would talk about him the way he did. Carmy's … different.in a way. I like it.
I like him.
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A/N: making the reader simp over carmy cause...like who wouldnt? but it's just a attraction not love yet unfortunately :> alps o debated having reader being hired after carmy takes charge. But I really liked the idea of mikey having known the reader and not really mentioning her. Makes more...mysterious:]
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yarrayora · 8 months ago
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I bet there's a not insignificant portion of people who don't think Mahiru is doing that on accident
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kjbdkjabKJSBDKJASDB ok. ok. so, mamahiru got his first ever talk show debut which is great. but it's also one of those japanese variety shows hosted by a comedy duo which really shows how much people are taking him seriously right now, which is not great.
but back to the thing that made me laugh. the hosts were trying really REALLY hard to make mamahiru the butt of the jokes. he brought up about how vampires are the best people for dealing with other vampires and the host was like "but wouldn't they just help their friend escape??" and mamahiru was like "you and [insert rival comedian name] are both comedians but you're not friends."
the Funny Guy laughs it off and says "well, i mean, i'm just saying vampires catching other vampires... it wouldn't be weird if they end up covering each other's asses."
and my beloved tumblr mutuals you will not believe what happened next.
mamahiru in his full glorious kindergarten teacher voice asks "we have cops in charge of catching criminals. are the criminals they're catching humans or vampires?"
funny guy once again fumbles "well, yes, they're humans but"
and mamahiru claps. CLAPS. tells funny guy he did a good job remembering!!! im going insane!!!
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im losing my shit theres no way that wasnt on purpose
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BUT IT WASN'T!!! mamahiru got REALLY embarrassed afterward he apologized
#hi sorry for spamming about this like threeposts in a row #i think we can fix the tories if we treat them like toddlers on live tv too
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🪩kaitov3official follow
beloved mutuals you would not believe what just happened during this week's nichiyo toron
for context it's a sunday morning talk show discussing Serious Issues in japan
guess who got invited as a speaker. guess what happened for the fourth time this week
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jesus christ hes killing them
📯napoleonbonapartescockandballtorture
not sure if this is still relevant or even remembered by today's internet but you know that thing in evil overlord list that's like "one of my advisors is going to be an average toddler and if they can see any flaw in my plan then i'll correct it first" or something
this is what's happening in japan right now
#they should stop inviting him to live shows #EVISCERATED
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whoopsyeahokay · 12 days ago
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Final Housekeeping
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October Sun
this a collection of all the silly notes i left before and after each installment of October Sun (Wally Clark x fem!reader). since the story is complete, i decided to tidy the posts up by removing the now irrelevant notes.
this post is entirely self-indulgent. a place for me to return and admire the experiences i had throughout writing this story 😊
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end note: i'll just leave this here for now :-)
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end note: PART THREE will be up this weekend; a glimpse at Wally's POV as he confronts you about being able to see him👻
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intro note: love youuu 🙃
end note: next up is Field Day, things happen, oopsies are made, and the plot not only thickens, it gets juicy. i had intended this part to incorporate all of that, but Doordash delivered caffeinated coffee when i'd explicitly ordered decaf 😭 i have ADHD, so real-people coffee slows me dooooown and makes my brain mashed potatoes 🥺 sorry, guys!
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intro note: ✨ alright, beauties, this part ended up with a wordcount almost 3x longer the others, so tumblr forced me to split 'er up. 😅 PART FIVE and PART SIX will be posted in tandem with this one, so y'all don't have to wait to read both 😊
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intro note: i had some serious technical issues with these parts, so my fingers are crossed that everything worked!
end note: next part is all Wally being about as subtle as a neon sign 💀 he's too cute, i need to give the babe hugs and snugs and dry smacky kisses all over his lil' face 💕 but that's a PART SEVEN problem 😏
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intro note: as promised, here's PART SIX, no wait necessary! 🫶😅
end note: i'm gonna do my best to get the next part up in a timely manner, but please bear with! thank you again, my dudes, for sticking with what is becoming a behemoth of a story 💀 i probably should've mentioned that it's a very involved, very dense plot, huh? 🙃
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end note: guys. GUUUYYS. THANK YOU!! your response to this story has been incredible and i am deeply grateful for your engagement 😭 like, i cannot even BEGIN to express how much it means to me that y'all are interested in what i've got to share 😭 i intend to have the next part up soon, but i've just started back at school so🤞
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end note: they're so good at talking, eh? 😏 anyway, to let y'all in on my little headcanon: Hana is "helpful student" from episode 2, the girl who alerts Mr. Anderson to the deputy at the door when the class is watching Frankenstein (1931).
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intro note: at last, the bbys have words! which means this is a long one 🕊️
end note: dun dun dun...i really hope you guys are still with me 😅 the next update might take me a little longer. between schoolwork and work-work and Life Things, i'm kinda swamped, but i'll do my absolute best to getter done!
sidenote: please let me know if the taglist ISN'T working for you. i'm fiddling with it in the hopes that something will work, so i need some feedback 🫥 merci my loves!
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intro note: sorry for the delay, beauties! i was so behind on so many things and am still nursing a rather gruesome cold 🪦 made this one longer to make up for it 🫶
end note: i am so sorry to those of you who the taglist isn't working for! i stg, i am trying everything i can think of to fix the links, but nothing has worked so far 💔 thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for sticking with this story despite all the technical difficulties!
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end note: thank you so much for reading, lovelies! i'm currently working on the next update (which is Reader/Wally-focused) and am hopeful that it'll be ready by the end of this week! so keep an eye out 👀 (@banana-lol no accidents pls 😉)
if you'd like to be kept up to date, please FOLLOW ME and TURN ON NOTIFICATIONS, since the taglist has malfunctioned 🙈 i'm still adding ppl to it, but i can't guarantee that it'll notify you when i update 💀
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intro note: 🚨 THIS IS WHEN our plot diverges significantly from the source material. i felt i should alert you since i've stuck pretty close to the canon timeline until the last installment, and you may have come to expect things to follow that rhythm 😅
that being said, this one's shorter as the next one's gonna be a journey.
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fun fact: my Wally Clark headcanon includes him waking up most mornings in his football uniform, cleats and helmet on, a stain of drool on the padded shoulder of his field jersey, just game-ready and nowhere to go 🏈
note: the next part should be out Sunday or Monday 😌 i wanna get into Homecoming Week sooner rather than later as things pick up and move along pretty quickly thereafter. although i know i've mentioned the rather involved plot this beast hatched, i really wanna finish this before June 🙏
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we still have so much to cover omg.)
reblog note:
NEW MATERIAL HAS BEEN ADDED TO THIS PART
an additional 1300 words have been tacked on after Wally's POV. a thousand apologies to those of you who've already read it 🙏 nothing else has been touched.
i was going to post the mini-chapter separately, but it didn't feel right as a standalone. it's supposed to be in PART TWELVE. i don't make the rules 😬
PART THIRTEEN will hopefully still be out either Sunday or Monday 👀 god willing 🪬
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intro note: sorry for the delay, gorgeous ghouls; school bit me in the booty. like, just took a whole chunk of my 🍑 in its teeth and tore 🦈 but that's done now 🫠 onwards and upwards!
end note: friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears! i'll be traveling about 4 time zones back tomorrow and might not have the opportunity to write again until Monday 😔 i'll get the next part up as soon as i can, though, i promise. definitely before the end of next week 🫶
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end note: i'm so sorry for any confusion, my darling dears 🥺 i'm so grateful that y'all are on this journey with me (and what a journey it is), and i wanna make sure i give you good quality content. i needed to weed out the issues and feel that what's now written is a better reflection of what's to come. bless you all, you delicious specimens 😘
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intro note: blessings, blessings, everyone. i come bearing new(ish) content! 🫶
end note: hey my beauties!! thank you so so so so so MUCH for bearing with me as i ironed out the kinks in the plot's fabric. i feel a lot more confident about how to move forward. things just make more sense. i hope everyone is cool with the changes made and that you're still willing to ride this through til the end with meee 🫶
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intro note: ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ if you haven't read the updated versions of THIRTEEN, FOURTEEN & FIFTEEN, please do so, otherwise this part won't make sense 😅
end note: this was a lot trickier than i thought it would be, but i gotter done 💪 thank you again for your patience and support, fam <3 i'm so lucky to have you guys 😭
if you'd like to be kept up to date, please FOLLOW ME and TURN ON NOTIFICATIONS, since the taglist has malfunctioned 🙈 i'm still adding ppl to it, but i can't guarantee that i'll ever use it since attempting to fix the problem is starting to destroy my sanity 💀
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fun fact: Mathilda Grace would be played by actress Cree Cicchino, for anyone who prefers having a visual reference 🖼️✨
note: alright, 16-17-18 are the thorns in my side; irksome and nit-picky and ruthless in their desire to include more of e4 than necessary. i'm finally happy with this one, though it took the week to smooth out the creases, and am already working on the next part to have out posthaste.
thank you so much for your patience, my doves 🫶
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intro note: this one may be difficult to follow as i use omniscient POV in some instances rather than third-person. i hope i managed to make the head-hopping clear 🫶
end note: this chapter was written to Amber Run's I Found (TXME Remix). i have a whole soundtrack for this series that i'd like to present once October Sun is complete, but i couldn't keep this one to myself. it's so intense and perfectly captures the fracturing of Reader's mind as she sits in that classroom with her friend's possible abuser.
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fun fact: my high school art teacher (who was also my favorite teacher and probably the best human ever) often had wine in her coffee mug during class. I imagine the Split River High art teacher does the same 😎
Ms. Gendron, if you're out there, salut 🍷
note: we had company throughout the process of writing this part. a little rascal-beans who made it very hard to type 🐈 because hands are playthings and cuddles are of the utmost importance, human, what are you thinking doing other things? (WhoopsBro left his kitty with us for a few days to fumigate his apartment and the wee beast is full of shenanigans 🐾💨)
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if you'd like to be kept up to date, please FOLLOW ME and TURN ON NOTIFICATIONS, since the taglist has malfunctioned 🙈 i am no longer adding people to is as i can't guarantee it'll ever be used again. attempting to fix the problem destroyed my sanity 💀
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end note: firstly, i actually really like Claire. i don't think she's a pick me, but i do think she's hella misguided and very entitled. clever, vicious, and kind of terrifying. many things but not a pick me. but Wally doesn't know anything about her except that she and Xavier had a whole sexuationship behind Maddie's back and our babe is loyal.
anyway, isn't this much better? or maybe you don't think so, i dunno, but i'm a lot happier with this part 😅 i truly love writing the dynamic between our 3 main ghosts and the 3 seat-fillers (Ajay, Bernie and Katelynn), but, sadly, those scenes don't always serve a purpose. i'm considering writing brief Asides. in-universe drabbles of our favorite haunt's day-to-day. legit, i have fanfic for my fanfic at this point...
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end note: all i kept picturing is this teeny-tiny madwoman glaring ferociously at the squad car as she drives after it to keep an eye on Simon. a crazy, over-protective witch just yelling profanities out of her window at the cops the whole way to the station. Mathilda is a delight.
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end note: not edited, we die like students at Split River High.
anyway, thank you so much for keeping up with this journey, my beloveds! the next part might be out sooner than i thought since i have a few days off this coming week. no promises, just hopeful thinking 😭 expect a comical stage as Ajay tries to keep Wally from giving everything away 👻 we have fun here...
ABOUT THE TAGLIST: i'm afraid i am no longer updating or using the taglist. moving forward, if you'd like to keep up to date, please FOLLOW ME and TURN ON NOTIFICATIONS. that thing took me to Hell and back, and we're no longer on speaking terms...😒
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intro note: this one's gonna be long. well, long-er than i'm used to posting in one shot lol
end note: dun dun dun...next part will be out sometime in the end of the week, God willing 🤞
all i imagined during the whole rooftop scene is Ajay just standing there, head in his hands, muttering, "this is why we can't have nice things." that poor, gentle boy needs a raise.
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intro note: i lied...it's 5308 words omg
end note: expect the second part to undergo some editing. it unfolded exactly how it was supposed to but i ran outta steam today. we got ourselves a little potato to dogsit for the next three weeks and she's been a handful 🥔🐶
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end note: *appears from a cloud of smoke, cloaked and shadowy, Final Countdown blaring* let the games begin!
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intro note: sorry for the delay, loves, work was overwhelming (it's busy season) and i'm sick and it was a lot 😩⚰️ ilyg 🫶
end note: Waiting for Godot is so stripped down that I disliked it immensely. also, please remember that time moves differently between the worlds of the living and the dead. so the 2 seconds it takes Xavier to lose his shit is, like, enough minutes in the metaphysical world for our ghost friends to find the forged receipt. like Narnia...it's been a thousand years O.o (iykyk)
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end note: fun fact: i'd toyed with the "ppl can see Wally when Reader touches him" reveal for some time, initially thinking i'd do it at the Homecoming Dance. but. plot happened so...yeah no, it didn't work anymore 🤷‍♀️ also, i would've had to account for Nicole, Claire, Mathilda, Hana, Eli...everyone. possibly teachers. all the ghosts. i love writing ensemble scenes, but that is too many moving pieces.
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intro note: 🚨💀⚠️thank you for bearing with me, guys. this is entirely new material. PART 24/25/26 have been combined here to create a massive fluffing installment (6509 words 😮‍💨). i'd suggest rereading at least the latter half of PART 23 beforehand if you need a refresh of the point in time we're returning to. please pretend that the old parts never happened. erase them from your memories 🕰️👁️‍🗨️💤🌀
end note: i am of the belief that Mr. South is spooky in his own right and doesn't need Reader to expose him to the supernatural. agree with me or not, his ominous words to Simon at the beginning of the season set me on a path that i can't ignore 🤭
i really hope you guys are okay with how i'm reworking this. i know i gave away a pretty major spoiler, and i regret that so much because i dearly want you all to enjoy this, but it had to be done. otherwise i was more than likely going to throw in the towel. rest assured, there is SO MUCH more to unfold.
ABOUT THE TAGLIST: y'all know, it ain't a thing around here anymore due to the overuse of ritual magic, some demon-summoning, and an unfortunate sacrifice that resulted in more technical issues than tumblr could handle 🔮🗡️ if you'd like to be kept up-to-date, please FOLLOW ME and TURN ON NOTIFICATIONS. we have fun here (•¯ ∀ ¯•)
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intro note: 📜🪶🧡 guess who's baaAAAAaaack~ 👁️👅👁️ thank you everyone for being patient. it was your support that motivated me to write through brain fog and fatigue and the various other symptoms i'm experiencing rn. big ups, bbs 😘 this is the slipperiest of slopes as we close October Sun and step into October Moon. i hope it's everything you've been waiting for (*serenely dodges tomatoes and accusations of clickbaiting smut*). tysm my dearest loves 💘
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intro note: ⏰we continue...🐾 we clocked in at 6818 words. for anyone triggered by violence or murder, especially involving children, the plot will still make sense if you choose to SKIP that scene. it begins in Act 3 when we return to Wally's POV. i have indicated that act with "‗‗‗‗🚩‗‗‗‗" to avoid confusion. if you wish to back-arrow out but would like a summary of events, please DM me and i'll happily catch you up in a gentler way 🧡
end note: unedited. written at midnight. you know the drill: i will most likely come back to tinker at the bits i think need fixing 😅
this chapter was written to Daylight (Cinematic) by David Kushner (Act 3). parts of Act 3 had also been inspired by Devil Devil by Milck, specifically the violence that unfolds when Christopher Nears attacks Living Man. the last act was written to Outta My Head by The Eagle Rock Gospel Singers. if anyone is interested in an October Sun playlist, it will be released upon completion of the story (i.e.: after PART 27)🥲🥀
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end note: i will definitely be tinkering away here tomorrow 💀
Act 1 was written to The Night We Met (Slowed & Thunder Storm) by Lord Huron. Act 5 was written to You're Somebody Else by Flora Cash. finally, Act 6 was written to Willow Tree March by The Paper Kites.
i can't believe it, guys. we made it. (ignoring that i now have less that 3 weeks to accomplish Series 2 before the second season airs...) thank you everyone who's still clinging for their lives on the sides of this chaos canoe. you're all legends and i love each and every one of you to the moon and beyond 😭
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Hi yongie, I really hope you are doing better mentally ❤️
In the time you've been gone I've really missed your posts and ended up going back to read them and found a bunch of asks I'd sent you but never seen the answer to 😭 I guess I couldn't keep up with your updates which is amazing because that I read your Tumblr the same as if I were reading a newspaper lol. Anyway, in one of these you asked me for Jungkook's chart and I ended up not sending it.
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•I really wanted to know if with his birth time right, he would still be this type that flirts a lot and if he would still cheat if he felt bored??
• Is the description of red flags and how he would be dating based only on the chart or on a little bit of what you know about him in the tarot too? I had this doubt because you and other astrologers here on Tumblr always say that Leo is a sign that is more difficult to cheat on because it is fixed. He also has scorpio and virgo in his chart, usually these signs are not very known for cheating.
• His Venus in Libra is one degrees of Cancer, would that make him more stable and sentimental in a relationship or would he just be more needy and would he cheat more easily for those who paid more attention to him?
•The sun and mercury are also in degrees of scorpio (besides his Mars is also in scorpio), does that count for anything?
• not to mention the houses too
LMAO I've said too much, I'll stop. I'm sorry for asking so many questions, I'm not doubting what you said about JK, I'm just really curious☠️☠️ I'm trying to figure out what makes this doberman an international playboy based on astrology 🩷
Hey love! i will try to answer your questions by actually analyzing Jungkook's chart completely !
Jungkook Birth Chart Analysis :
Moon Leo 1st house: He is unable to hide his true self and his emotions. Jungkook is someone that is very vocal about who he is, and doesn't like to hide what he has inside of him. So he can often come out as someone rude and full of himself, as he is someone that has high self-esteem and knows his worth. He is an exteriorized person, meaning that when he feels happy he shows it with laughter, when he is sad he shows it through crying and quietness and when he is angry he shows it through violence and recklessness. To finish, he also has a big heart, he is funny and naturally charming
Sun Virgo 2nd house: He is a money person, his whole identity and persona is based on how much he has and how much he can show to others. In other words, Jungkook is a hard worker since his image is something very important to him and he wouldn't be able to deal with the fact that he hasn't enough. He has a materialistic personality, but he is also an analyzer and very down to earth.
Mercury Virgo 2nd house: this is also tangled with his personality to say at best, Jungkook, like I said, is someone very materialistic, and he sees people, work,s and his life as such. He can sometimes be very picky with how he talks and has relationships. He wouldn't want to get mentally involved with someone "lower" than him. He has a mind for the business and he is quite smart as well. He plays dumb to get what he wants, but inside his brain, he has a whole plan.
Venus Libra 3rd house: Don't get fooled, this placement makes Jungkook an expert with words. He is able to seduce people through his voice, through the way he expresses himself. Usually, it's very easy for him to make people fall in love and to make a play out of others. Although he is a 50/50 when it comes to being a player in his life, Jungkook can easily get dependent on people that stimulate him mentally. He is able to make you believe whatever he wants.
Mars Scorpio 4th: He is extremely possessive of what is his. He is especially very attracted and protective of people he considered as his family and he would hurt anyone who tries to hurt his loved ones. Jungkook is an emotional actor, and his Moon in 1st House really makes him driven through emotions. He has a hard time controlling his feeling and always acts based on them. He has no chill whatsoever. Also when it comes to sexuality, he is a possessive lover, with kinks that are usually very rough, and harsh and can include pregnancy kinks.
Pluto Sagittarius 5th: He was made to be on stage, Jungkook has an incredible artistic side of himself due to his versatile way of being. He has enough resources to become however he wants, has a huge adaptation capacity and his sociable side also makes him very lucky in love and friendships. Other than that Jungkook is always innovating and changing who he is, adapting himself to the public eye (although this is also valable to his private life)
Neptune Capricorn 6th: Usually Neptune and the 6th house are a blessing and a curse at the same time. His mental health and his physical health are connected, so basically when he isn't in good mental condition, it will show in his physical health and vice versa. Jungkook as a bad habit of trying to control his condition, his life, and his routines but when Neptune is retrograde, he can easily get stuck in unhealthy pattern habits.
Uranus Aquarius 6th: This comes tangled with the Neptune placement because once more it talks about the way he tries to control his daily routines, however, he is always changing and getting new things to do. He just needs to have the perception that he is under control of his life. Also Jungkook doesn't really like routines, so he enjoys innovating and changing his life every now and then, as long as he is the one moving the cords
Jupiter Aquarius 7th: He is extremely lucky in love, he is able to attract people very easily, people fall under his charms like flies and he doesn't need to do much to get them hooked. However Jungkook also is someone that doesn't like to be trapped in relationships, so he gets easily bored of them and he prefers to have several experiences and enjoy his life. He loves love, sex, and relationships in general, he just doesn't like the responsibility that it impacts.
Empty Pisces 8th: This boy might sometimes use sex when he is in deep emotional turmoil. He gets easily upset when things don't go his way. Again this is more dealing with his controlling side. He can get easily desperate and In a bad state when things don't go according to the plan.
Saturn Aries 9th: He has a feverous belief, whether it's on god or any religion, he does believe that there's someone out there. Jungkook also has a very strong manifestation power, he is able tot make his dreams come true, also the Aries energy makes it even more strong when the emotions driven are anger and energy. He really is smart and has the potential to become someone who leads others
Empty Taurus 10th: Once more this placement shows how much money is important to him, how materialistic he is, and also how careless he is with managing his money. He doesn't invest, since he is too attached to loving luxury things, he spends a lot of money just for the public eye to recognize him.
Empty Gemini 11th: To be honest this placement shows two things. First that Jungkook isn't the type to be a very good friend, due to his multiple facets and secondly also he always ends up in friendships with people that are fake with him and usually around him for his positions. It's always relationships of interest
Empty Cancer 12th: He can get depressed and overly emotional easily, he doesn't deal well with stress, sadness and negative feelings in general. He can easily get emotionally overwhelmed by things which can create a whole "mea culpa" from his side.
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british government: got some straight gas 🔥😜 this strain is called "mass hallucination" 🌀😵‍💫 you'll lose your sense of reality 💯
me: yeah whatever i don't feel shit
5 minutes later: dude i swear aliens just stopped by to deliver a message of universal peace and harmony
my buddy john pacing: plato wasn't lying to us about the atlanteans' prowess
some random passer-by: i bet the tibetans in the ground are here to find out how to use sherbert lemons to power nuclear reactors so they can stop the kraken from killing my aunt
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i meant their ability to play quoits!!!!!!
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we all know you want to fuck an atlantean, john
#still not convinced they don't exist #mass hallucination suuuure #and we all had coincidentally the same?
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still an absolute crime that these are the only snippets of disco tony we have
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this video really is the pin-nacle of all human existence
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i am telling you, this bloke looks just like the tenth doctor
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I can see yet without spectacles and I see no such matter.
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you're never gonna believe what just happened to me! there was a bloody nightingale. in berkeley square. SINGING. just like in that damned song.
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what song?
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how do you not know 'A Nightingale sang in Berkeley Square'? here it is:
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i don't think that is the song you wanted to post
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oh, sorry. dont know how that happened.
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that is still not the song you mentioned
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okay, i really don't know how that happened. i swear i double and triple checked that i put the right song there
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can someone please tell me who that guy is? every time i see them reblog a post everyone in the reblog chain is deactivated. im pretty sure they made the account of a mutual delete itself.
☠️ THE-ANTIC
I AM EVERYWHERE
#EVEN WITHIN THE HOLLOW CROWN THAT ROUNDS THE MORTAL TEMPLES OF A KING
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you are not gonna believe this, but my reservation at the ritz got cancelled again. this is the third time this month! and every time these ingnorant waiters don't even remember my reservation! im not superstitious but if i were id say there are demonic forces at work here.
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Crowley? That wasn't you, was it?
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#c'mon angel #you really believe the ritz coincidentally just has a free table every time you want to eat there? #that person's a dick anyway
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look guys, i redecorated my children's hospital 🥰🤪
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It really is a lovely colour! Very nice indeed. The children will feel very safe, i'm sure.
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wouldn't have believed it myself but team building exercises really work. ever since i shot my boss in the heart with a machine gun our relationship has drastically improved.
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ultrone · 2 years ago
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hear me out…shauna + reader but it’s the scene from tlou2 when dina tells ellie she’s pregnant ( the whole ‘don’t worry it’s not yours’ is just a funny moment to me )
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"i got you," shauna panted as she helped you walk, supporting your weight as she held tightly onto your arm wrapped around her shoulders, her grip secure.
"here, got it?" she asked, letting you rest against the shed's wall, which was locked. determined, she grunted and used her body to hit against it, eventually breaking it open.
after inspecting the room and making sure that the coast was clear, she said, "alright, we're good. c'mon." taking you by the hand and guiding you inside.
while shauna was busy closing and securing the door with a chair, you noticed a couch in the middle of the room. carefully, you walked over, placing your backpack on the floor, and collapsing tiredly onto the couch, trying to catch your breath.
shauna soon approached you, standing a few meters away, and gazed at you intently. "you wanna tell me what's going on with you?" she asked, concern evident in her voice, though a hint of annoyance lingered as you had been acting strangely.
"what's going on with me?" you responded incredulously, still trying to catch your breath. "shauna... i just saw you breathe in spores," you explained, your gaze now fixed on the ground.
"i told you... i'm immune," she started to explain.
"okay, you're immune?" you repeated, raising your voice as you turned to face her. "come on," you shook your head with a sigh.
she looked down at the floor and continued, "i was bitten a long time ago–"
"what the fuck are you talking about?" you interrupted her, only to be interrupted back.
"i was bitten, and nothing happened," she retorted, raising her voice slightly and gesturing with her hands.
you were at a loss for words, tears streaming down your face.
"the chemical burn..." you began to say in a whisper.
shauna looked down at her hands, fidgeting nervously. "jackie, javi, and nat are the only ones who know," she explained, her voice filled with nervousness. "knew," she corrected herself.
you remained silent, trying to process the revelation, tears still flowing.
"now you know," she said, her gaze embarrassed as she looked at you.
"i can't," she started, "get you infected if that's what you're worried about," she reassured you, seeing your distressed state. "i can't make you immune either," she sighed in disappointment; she was waiting for a response, but you wouldn't even look at her. slowly and cautiously, she walked towards you until she was standing right in front of you.
"can you say something?" she whispered, her eyes furrowed, and tears welling up in her eyes.
"shauna..." you started, trying to slow down your breaths as you rubbed your teary eyes, finally able to look up at her. "i think i'm pregnant," you confessed.
her heart dropped. "what?" she responded, staring at you with wide eyes.
"don't worry, it's not yours," you reassured her while shaking your hand in a 'no' manner, accompanied by a chuckle.
shauna stumbled over her feet, almost falling as she nervously walked around the room. "what are we supposed to do now?" she asked.
"nothing," you let out in a whisper. "i just need to rest for a second–"
"are you fucking kidding me?" she whispered to herself, "how long have you known?" she raised her voice, sounding annoyed.
you sighed, "i was late a few weeks ago…"
she interrupted, "a few weeks? we could've… we could've still turned back," she said angrily.
"i didn't know," you stuttered, not knowing what to say. "i wasn't sure, okay? i didn't want to be a burden–"
"well, you're a burden now, aren't you?" she shot back in anger.
you both stared at each other, at a loss for words. shauna looked down at the floor and started to walk backward.
"i'm going to make sure this place is secure," she said, trying to regain her composure. "you just rest," she commanded before walking away.
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bluds thought she was the baby father 🤣🤣🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻☠️ ik shauna was the pregnant one on yjs but i wanted to humble her 🤭 i can write it the other way around too if u want tho
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