#I don't know how to fix it☠️

[banditblvd]

Hermit a day may day 1!! I've never drawn beef before :-)

hopefully I can stay consistent all month long,,

[tinycoffeeroom]

just friends | lando norris

face claim: none ♡

request: here !

part 2 !

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📍 sass cafe, monaco

👤 bffstagram, landonorris liked by bffstagram, landonorris and 59,203 others

y/nstagram dj lando came out of retirement for the night🤠

landonorris 😎 only for you xx ↳ y/nstagram i'm honoured mr norris 🫡 ↳ fan i love my besties who don't know they're my besties

bffstagram bro my tummy hurts ↳ y/nstagram i'm coming round with coffee and croissants you big baby ↳ bffstagram i love my gf ♥️ y/nstagram

fan i wanna party with y/nlando so BAD dude ↳ y/nstagram if you ever find yourself in monaco hmu xx

user ew flipping off the camera so ladylike ↳ y/nstagram idk your mum quite likes my fingers 🫶 ↳ fan ☠️☠️☠️ i love her

fan bffstagram is so hot, i need her ↳ bffstagram thank u babycakes 💗

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y/nstagram rainy days in monaco 🌧️

lilymhe i deserve financial compensation for the emotional turmoil tfios sent me through ↳ y/nstagram don't,,, sat and sobbed my eyes out at the last 100 pages

fan how to lose a guy in 10 days... tfios... who hurt you y/n? ↳ y/nstagram hahahah nothing like that! i promise i'm all good!

bffstagram i still have a headache from crying at that book, next time i choose what we're reading for book club ↳ y/nstagram BORINGGGGG who doesn't love doomed romance? ↳ fan you guys have a book club? thats so cute 😭 ↳ y/nstagram yep! it's me, bff, kika, lily and flavy!! ↳ alexandrasaintmleux and no one thought to invite me?? ↳ y/nstagram come join us babe!! ❤️

landonorris wow, didn't take you for a sappy romance reader ↳ y/nstagram there's a lot you don't know about me comment deleted ↳ y/nstagram tfios can make even the iciest bitch cry (it's me, i'm the icy bitch)

landonorris also answer ur damn texts ↳ y/nstagram sorry idk how to read suddenly ↳ fan The Lando Norris gets aired, there's hope for the rest of the bitchless community ↳ landonorris dude...

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f1gossip Eagle eyed Sass Cafe goers managed to capture Lando Norris getting cosy with an unknown blonde girl. Rumoured girlfriend Y/N L/N was nowhere to be seen. Trouble in paradise for the young duo?

fan delete this rn y'all are fucking up my y/nlando chances

fan rumoured girlfriend?? i thought they were just friends ↳ fan that's what they both say, but they're always very close whenever they've been seen out together ↳ fan i'm pretty sure there was like a super grainy photo of them kissing but you can't really tell if it's either of them ↳ fan hey how about we don't speculate on people's love lives???

fan y/n has been absent from social media for like a month too ... its so over for us y/nlando'ers

fan her instagram is girlstagram! from what i could see before she went private, she posted a selfie of her and lando and they looked very close ↳ fan damn the fbi needs to hire you or smth

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y/nstagram thuggin it out (i've listened to your best american girl 34 times today i think bffstagram is about to smother me with a pillow)

fan um who hurt my bestie ???

fan whoever hurt y/n must die at the hand of my sword

fan lando norris i am in your walls FIX THIS

bffstagram i would never smother you xx also come out of ur room it is boring as FUCK out here ↳ y/nstagram damn cant a girl go through it in peace? ↳ bffstagram absolutely not, i have wine and nibbles get out here NEOOWWW or i'm breaking into ur room ↳ y/nstagram the door is open babygirl

fan ik this is a parasocial friendship but are you ok y/n? ☹️ we love you ↳ y/nstagram oh sweetie ❤️ i'll be fine, sometimes you just gotta be a lil sad y'know? thank you for asking, ily ❤️ ↳ fan ily, take care of yourself 🥺 ♥️ y/nstagram

estebanocon chérie, i don't know what's wrong but i hope you're ok! lets grab coffee soon, flavy misses you! ☺️ ↳ y/nstagram thank u este 🫶🥺 text me when you're free! tell flavy i love her 💗 ↳ flavy.barla i love you too 💕 ♥️ y/nstagram

fan no lando like, i have one (1) fear ↳ fan do not even speak that into the universe

fan after f1gossips post, i have my speculations ↳ fan dude, if he fumbled y/n he really will be lando nowins

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y/npriv absolutely not thuggin it out lads

flavy.barla chouchou (sweetheart) 💔 that's it, me and este are taking you out for lunch tomorrow ↳ y/nstagram nooo don't let me ruin your date time!! ↳ flavy.barla nope it's already done! este's booked that little restaurant you like on pl. du casino ↳ y/nstagram le salon rose?? oh i could do a little weep, i love you guys 😭 ↳ flavy.barla we love you so so much y/n 💕

lilymhe i will hit him with my golf clubs ↳ y/nstagram i haven't even mentioned anyone? ↳ lilymhe we all know their name rhymes with bando borris ↳ y/nstagram wdym we all know? who else knows? ↳ flavy.barla ... me ↳ alexandrasaintmleux ^ ↳ francisca.c.gomes ^ ↳ lilynzeimer ^ ↳ heidiberger_ ^ ↳ carmenmmundt ^ ↳ kellypiquet ^ ↳ iamrebeccad ^ ↳ y/nstagram ok ok i get it damn

kellypiquet want me to ask max to rear end him with his race car? ↳ y/nstagram as if max would ever be behind lando ↳ kellypiquet 😳😳😳 ↳ y/nstagram i may l*ve him but i am also a realist ↳ y/nstagram ok no i do feel bad

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[caption 1: love of my life, apple of my eye, the thelma to my louise 💖 @/flavy.barla] [caption 2: damn stole my girl from right in front of me 😔 @/estebanocon @/flavy.barla]

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flavy.barla mon ange (my angel), you know you're the only one for me 💕 ↳ y/nstagram tell that to your giant of a boyfriend :(

estebanocon i'm not a giant 😠 ↳ y/nstagram stop reading flavy's messages weirdo ↳ y/nstagram but on a real note, thank you for dinner, i really needed it ↳ estebanocon of course, i'm not sure what lando's done but we hate seeing you so sad ↳ y/nstagram who said it had anything to do with lando? ↳ estebanocon whenever me and flavy have an argument she pulls out the mitski lyrics, i know the signs ↳ y/nstagram that's different, you and flavy are dating ↳ estebanocon and you and lando aren't???? ↳ y/nstagram what? no? we're just friends ↳ estebanocon oh mon amie naïve (my naive friend) friends don't look at each other the way the two of you do

landonorris can we talk? seen

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anyone interested in a part 2?

[yawnderu]

reader morosely talking about how ‘we need a break, that it’s problem after problem and i feel like it’s just too much. i cant deal with it anymore and i know it’s affecting you as well. –and im just so…done’

and simon is frantically thinking of how to fix the situation and how to make everything alright, for reader to love him again, and to make promises of how he can do better —be better.

“so what do you think, si? hawaii or italy? i think we really need this break”

simon: ☠️😭

-🪷

THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY HJKBFEBHJEFHBJKEF this man would get a heart attack :(

''I'm sorry, Si. It's just... things have been difficult lately and I'm just tired. I think we need a break.'' You look out the window with a small frown on your lips, completely unaware of the way he's staring holes into your head.

What did I do wrong? Am I away too much? Am I too cold? Don't give up on me, please.

He bites the inside of his cheek, not sure on what to say and simply looking down at his cup of tea, hands tightening around the ceramic.

''That right?'' He asks softly, finally looking up at you with a calm expression despite the way his mind is running rampant with ways of being a better boyfriend for you. He doesn't want to lose the love of his life, his future wife.

''Yeah! How about... Italy? Maybe even Hawaii. We could use the time off.'' It takes him a few seconds to register what you meant, his heart finally calming down once he understands what you meant.

''Fuckin' hell, love.'' He sighs softly, putting down his cup of tea on the table before walking over to you, burly arms wrapping tightly around your waist and his face buried on the crook of your neck.

''Italy sounds good.''

[jenosbigtoe]

brother’s best friend!lee jeno x reader

minors dni

summary: your overprotective big brother's best friend is just too irresistible. too bad you have to keep your relationship a secret from him. established relationship au!

warnings: jeno is a freak lowkey, creampie, breeding kink, possessiveness, unprotected sex, size kink (if you squint), mating press, jeno fat cock, jeno is a simp, squirting, pussy eating, literally just pwp

wordcount: 2.4k

a/n: intentional lowercase (i hate autocaps) and not proofread so if you see any grammar mistakes lmk. IK THIS IS A WORN OUT TROPE BUT IDC BROTHERS BEST FRIEND JENO FTW this is just so self indulgent so if its ass um ☠️

pretty pink lip gloss, fresh set of french tip acrylics, short white mini skirt, strawberry scented lotion, and a pink lacy camisole. you, na y/n, were going to be the death of lee jeno.

"dude stop looking at my little sister like that you freak," jaemin threw a dirty sock laying around at his best friend's face as jeno stared at your plump ass like a piece of meat while you were in the kitchen making yourself a snack.

"shut the fuck up man," jeno grumbled as he proceeded to knock jaemin off course in moo moo meadows in mario kart.

you smirked knowingly with your back turned. you knew exactly what you were doing. it was 10 pm on a friday night, meaning jeno and jaemin were having their weekly guys night and would crash in the living room, playing video games, drinking beer, and eating pizza.

and it also meant you would get to dangle yourself like a piece of meat in front of your boyfriend and oblivious brother as you watch your hungry boyfriend try to behave himself.

"jaem let me have a turn," you whined, inviting yourself into the living room, and sat between the two boys on the verge of beating the shit out of each other over mario kart.

"y/n you know damn well you're shit at these types of games now why would i let you play when im about to rock jeno's shit," jaemin didn't even look over at you and continued to focus on the screen. "FUCKKKK JENO THOSE GODDAMN SHELLS. FUCK YOU DICKFACE”

jeno on the other hand glanced over at you, eyes never looking once at yours and instead focused straight on your plump titties popping right out of your push up bra. and he drove right off course, leaving jaemin to yelp in victory as he finished in 1st place.

"fuck you jaemin. here y/n you can play on my controller," jeno rolled his eyes and passed his controller to you. his character was already pink yoshi, making your heart melt because he knew that was your go to.

“thank you, jeno. at least some people are actually nice and considerate,” you rolled your eyes at your older brother.

"well okay you asked for it. prepare to get your ass kicked like our dear jen over there, y/n," jaemin said with an evil glint in his eyes.

as the game was about to start, you suddenly had an idea and paused the game. "wait jaem, i don't really know how to play. can you go easy on me?"

"hell no. you wanted to play with the big boys so now you gotta face the consequences."

you turned to look at jeno, who was very obviously just staring at your tits the entire time. "jeno, jaemin is being a bitch to me. can you teach me how to play since he doesn't want to go easy on me?" you tilted your head and pouted your lip in a way that you knew he liked.

you knew damn well how to play and beat the shit out of jaemin at mario kart but you also knew how good you looked right now and how this would be the perfect opportunity to tease your sexy boyfriend.

"aw hell no that's cheating, y/n," jaemin whined.

“too bad. it ain’t up to you, sore loser.” you gave jeno a smirk with a knowing look in your eyes.

"well i don't mind. plus you won the last round anyways, jaem," jeno spoke up, shifting around and subtlely fixing his sweatpants. you were teasing him so bad and it was going straight to his cock.

jaemin looked at jeno, then you, then right back at jeno, narrowing his eyes a bit. "hey since when did you two get so chummy?"

"jaemin stop being a bitch and let's just play. i don't even know how to play and jeno helping me isn't going to suddenly make me become a mario kart god."

jaemin rolled his eyes. "whatever man."

jaemin unpaused the game and the race started. you pretended to freak out, not knowing where to go as jaemin left you in the dust.

jaemin started laughing his ass off as he quickly climbed the ranks as you were left in dead last. "kiss my ass, y/n."

jeno leaned over to show you the controls but you took this opportunity to yank him to sit behind you, causing you almost be sitting in his lap as his arms wrapped you. "now show me the controls," you grinned evilly and shifted around so your ass rubbed against his dick.

jeno was stunned. doing this literally right in front of your brother? who forbade you two from ever seeing each other? he could just smell your sweet strawberry perfume, which had him wanting to just gobble you up. and your cute little outfit, god he just wanted to rip it right off of you and mark your body up, claim you as his. and not gonna lie, the thrill of being right next to your brother and his best friend had his heart pumping blood straight to his boner.

you both were lucky jaemin had tunnel vision when it came to video games, his face literally glued to the screen. otherwise he would've seen how your little white skirt rode up your thighs and your panties were literally grinding against his best friend's cock.

you let jeno take the controller and pretended to still be the one playing, occasionally screaming out curses at your brother and let out cheers when you hit him with shells. meanwhile you were really just shifting around on jeno's cock through his sweat pants as you ran your manicured nails up and down his veiny arms that were wrapped around you. his hands just looked so big and meaty on that controller, had you fantasizing about what they would be doing to you tonight.

as you neared the final lap, you in 6th place and jaemin in 2nd, you suddenly grabbed the controller out of jeno's hands and shoved him back beside you. he let out a loud grunt as he fell to the ground. jaemin suddenly took 1st place and finished the round. you were 8th. you gave jeno a fake apologetic look as he glared at you.

“oops,” you whispered, sticking your tongue out.

jaemin looked over at you and gave you a triumphant look. "now what did i tell you?"

you rolled your eyes and stood, your skirt rode up almost all the way and on the verge of exposing the little cream panties with red hearts on them that you knew jeno loved. the way jeno was sitting, you standing up gave him the perfect view of the way your puffy pussy fit in your little panties, making him even harder than before.

"whatever loser i'm heading back to my room. have fun being bitchless on a friday night." jaemin threw a pillow at your turned back. you sauntered back to your room, making careful sure to sway your hips as you knew jeno's eyes were trained straight on your ass.

it was 1 am and you were still up, bored out of your mind and scrolling through your phone. he should've been here by now, you pouted. you got frustrated and started ripping your clothes off, leaving you in just your push-up bra and panties when a voice from behind startled you.

"baby, you already starting without me? i'm hurt," jeno wrapped his arms around you, pressing his body against yours, and whispered softly in your ear, causing you to shiver.

you puffed out your cheeks. "waited for so long. was about to go to sleep because my shithead boyfriend left me needy over here."

jeno started groping at your body, squeezing your juicy tits and lightly grinding his erection against your barely clothed ass. "sorry sweet girl. jaem wouldn't fall asleep because that girl from his econ class finally texted him back, corny ass." he left a trail of kisses down your neck and sucked at a particular spot on your collar bone that had your knees weak.

you smiled to yourself. you couldn't pretend to be mad at him for long, not when you're so whipped for him. you turned around and looked up at him, admiring your sexy boyfriend. he finally listened to you and dyed his hair back to black, leaving it long and messy just how you like it. he was wearing a black compression shirt and grey sweatpants with the simple gold chain you bought him for his birthday. he knew just how you like it. what a fucking manwhore. you were ready to devour him whole.

you smashed your lips on his, messy and hot, tongue everywhere and spit dripping down your connected mouths. suddenly, you pushed him down on your bed and started straddling him, grinding your pussy directly on his cock through his sweatpants, causing him to groan into your mouth. one hand gripped at your hair and the other groped your ass.

"baby i need you. i missed you so much," you whispered, looking into his eyes.

he connected his lips to yours with a renewed fervor. clothes started flying off as you kissed each other passionately. he reached for a condom in your nightstand but you stopped him.

"raw baby. i need you in me right now." you grinned at him.

he cursed, flipped you over on your back and used his weight to press you against the mattress. his thick, muscular body pressing you to the mattress had you breathless and in need for more. "is my baby needy? is my baby needy for this cock?"

he reached down and began to lightly caress your pussy, gathering your leaking juices and spreading it around. his fingers teased your hole, rubbing circles around it and occasionally deciding to stick one in for one pump before going back to rubbing and teasing.

"had me thinking about this pussy all night. fuck. love you so much baby. you're so sexy and you get me so hard. no one does it for me like you. you looked so cute today, just wanted to eat you up. didn't care if that shithead was there, just wanted to love on my girl." he continued to tease your little pussy and alternate between fingering and rubbing you.

then he crawled down until he was facing your wet pussy directly. staring at your pussy like a piece of meat in front of starved lion, he gave one long lick all the way up your cunt and started sucking, making sure to make lewd noises. your legs were shaking with need as you gripped his hair.

"fuck you taste so good. all wet just for me. this pussy is mine," he groaned into your cunt.

at this point, your pussy was gushing so much you felt a puddle beneath you. his fingers and lips felt so so good on your pussy but you were tired of his teasing. you got up and suddenly looked down at him seriously. "jen if your cock isn't in me in the next 5 seconds i'm seriously going to break up with you and fuck haechan or something."

this lit a fire within jeno, whose eyes darkened. he lifted his body and gave his impossibly hard cock a few pumps, rubbing your juices all over his massive cock. he grabbed your thighs, lifted your legs over his shoulders, and shoved his cock into your little pussy with one big thrust.

you both moaned out, your pussy leaking happily as he bottomed out, balls deep. he set out on a fast past immediately, pounding your pussy deeper and harder with each thrust. you could feel his heavy balls slap against your ass.

"yes, jen yes yes yes! oh god more more! love you so much baby," you grabbed at his hair as he pounded your pussy into oblivion. in the deep mating press he had you in, you could feel the tip of his cock kissing your cervix with each thrust. his cock was just so so big, you could never get enough of it.

you could see the veins pop out of his neck and his beefy arms were pinning your hips down as his hips were pounding you with each powerful thrust. he looked so so so sexy and he was all yours.

"god baby your pussy was made for me. love you so so much. mine. all mine. everything about you all mine, just for me," jeno kissed you passionately, both moaning into each other mouths.

he used one of his hands to press down on your lower belly, making your pussy leak and throb around him. "you feel that, princess? you feel me deep in your tummy? only i can do that to you, only me."

your mind was blank at this point, body completely numb to everything except the pleasure he was giving you. you could feel yourself about to get sent over the edge, your pussy spasming and clenching hard around every vein on his cock.

"bout to cum baby don't stop don't stop!!" you orgasmed with a loud scream, pussy squirting all over his stomach.

jeno continued fucking you through your orgasm, grunting at the feeling of your little pussy spasming all over his cock. "baby m close too, fuckkk."

fat tears rolled down your face at the overstimulation of pleasure. "jen please cum inside please."

jeno groaned, thrusting every harder and deeper than before. "such a slut. you like that huh? you want your boyfriend to knock you up? you want to have a baby with your brother's best friend? fuck. how about you just get pregnant? he wouldn't be able to disapprove of us when you're already round and waddling around with my baby."

with one loud groan, he bottomed out inside of you and let out his thick load. he collapsed on top of you, cock still balls deep inside, crushing you under all his weight with your face pressed against his sweaty chest.

you stayed like that for a few seconds before you tapped on his back, signaling that you couldn't breathe. still keeping his cock deep inside your leaking pussy, he flipped you over on your side and cuddled your back, wrapping one arm around your waist and the other pushing your hair out of your face. you panted, eyes closed in bliss. jeno drew circles on your arms and left kisses up and down your jaw and neck.

"just saying, you would look sexy as fuck pregnant with our baby." jeno whispered.

you opened your eyes to turn back and swat at his chest but what you saw made your blood run cold in horror.

it was your brother standing right in the open doorway staring at your naked bodies with a look of fury, surprise, horror, and shock that you had never seen before.

the three of you screamed at the sight of each other in unison.

a/n: i intentionally wrote the ending like that because i'm unsure if anyone would even want to continue reading this lmaooo so lmk what you think

[jinwoosbabyboo]

Moments Posts - MC

Random posts on the TL from MC ... I love how even in the game all the boys comment on MCs posts

misshuntermc

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misshuntermc: bad bitch with a baddie friend

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liiisa_: with a baddie friend

↳ talkthat_tara: I love seeing two bad bitches ↳ misshuntermc: two bad bitches ↳ liiisa_: two bad bitches be friends

_thedrzayne: Pretty girl 🩵

skye.109: Gorgeous 😮‍💨

↳ liiisa_: me? ↳ skye.109: No ↳ liiisa_: 🥲

seagod_raf_: why are you so fine wtf 🫠🫠

lumiere.who: Good lord 😍

nene.nero: mc got these boys BARKIN in her comment section 🥴

↳ thing1_luke: riiiigght ↳ talkthat_tara: must be nice

thing2_kieran: a bad bitch that's wearing my gloves WHO SAID THAT??? 🫨

↳ misshuntermc: that block button looking real good now 😌 ↳ thing2_kieran: I was just playing 🥺

misshuntermc

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misshuntermc: Look at Tara looking tf GOODT

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seagod_raf_: no lie im only looking at you 👀

↳ thomasthomas_: this aint about mc ↳ seagod_raf_: its always about mc 😡

lumiere.who: I can't take my eyes off you

skye.109: im looking at you looking tf goodt

_thedrzayne: I see no one else but you mc

liiisa_: Tara babes you look stunning honey 🤤

↳ talkthat_tara: thank you Lisa I love you 😘 ↳ misshuntermc: ignore the boys you stole the show babes

yvannamama: girl where was my invite? 🧐

↳ misshuntermc: I invited you and you said you had to work ↳ yvannamama: damn this job

misshuntermc

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misshuntermc: We got Jenna to come out somebody pinch me

tagged: talkthat_tara, liiisa_, imjenna

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imjenna: you girls know how to have fun

↳ liiisa_: same time next week? ↳ imjenna: absolutely not ↳ talkthat_tara: well we tried

lumiere.who: so this is what you four were up to while the rest of us worked overtime?

↳ talkthat_tara: you sound like a hater ↳ liiisa_: look man I'm just a girl ↳ misshuntermc: I don't make the rules here 🤷🏾‍♀️

nene.nero: I had an extra 3 hours of paperwork because of this

↳ imjenna: are you complaining? ↳ nene.nero: n no ma'am ↳ misshuntermc: she got you stuttering in the replies ☠️☠️

misshuntermc

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misshuntermc: Staying out until 4am as if we don't have an 8am job to get to

tagged: talkthat_tara, liiisa_

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imjenna: this explains why you were late

↳ misshuntermc: it won't happen again it was Neros fault

nene.nero: now why am I in it??? 🤨

↳ talkthat_tara: you decided to question us for 30 minutes when we walked in the door ↳ nene.nero: it was work related ↳ misshuntermc: should've let us clock in first

skye.109: lmk when you're ready to quit working so you don't have to worry about that anymore

↳ _thedrzayne: don't worry I got her ↳ seagod_raf_: relax boys she's with me I'll take care of her ↳ lumiere.who: if anyone is taking care of her its gonna be me

thing2_kieran: uh oh the girls are fighting^^

↳ thing1_luke: Boss will win ↳ thomasthomas_: idk Rafayel is crazy I'd bet money on him ↳ whosjeremiah: Xavier punched me in the mouth for mispronouncing mc's name once ↳ gray_sun: he'll never admit it but Zayne shoulder checked tf out of me so he could speak to mc first

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misshuntermc: Picture was perfect and this bitch fell on me 🙄

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liiisa_: bitch I told you to hold me up while I fixed my shoe

↳ misshuntermc: you barely gave me a second to ready myself ↳ nene.nero: I would've let her fall ↳ talkthat_tara: stop hating we invited you out and you declined

thing1_luke: HAHAHAHAHAHA loser

↳ misshuntermc: this is why Kieran is my favorite ↳ thing1_luke: stop don't say that 🥺 ↳ thing2_kieran: i will gladly hold the crown of being the favorite 😋 ↳ skye.109: can you not pit these 2 against each other they're getting on my nerves

[Direct message to Sylus]

misshuntermc: you're my favorite 😘 skye.109: Hell yea 😌

[frikatilhi]

I have to write some of this down so I don't forget

Joker out at Kulttuuritalo 2.3.24

The boys seemed to be a bit baffled at soundcheck at first - as were we in the audience 😂 How are we supposed to be and act? Except when Bojan came and was so easy-going and put everyone at ease and high-fived/shook everyone's hand and put the Finland's son-in-law sash on and gave hugs and then said "excuse me, son-in-law coming through" and talked to us a lot, he really knows how to command a space

This has been all over the place, but they were rehearsing until midnight the day before because of technical issues with the sound program that Bojan could not explain because he doesn't understand any of it (that's okay Bojan, you can just sing and look pretty). Nace had been up until 4 am fixing it

they sang Vse Kar Vem and Dopamin (which wasn't on the set so they probably will change it up in different gigs) and it was a lot of fun! People shouted "Peliä!" to them when they were leaving and Bojan shouted it back. He also told us to have fun and "scream as loud as you can" ☠️

Bojan said he is in a chatty mood and is going to talk a lot today (I'm not sure he actually did talk more than usual? but it was nice to hear from him ❤️)

Hojan was on my bingo card but not quite like THAT. I love it that they wanted to include him somehow but do something different ❤️

BOJAN'S PÖTSI. It was out a lot, bless him. He does have a belly button! And a stomach mole, apparently? (Need more hi-res prof plis)

I have to mention Kris' cake even though we were on the under-18 side so I did not get to look as much as I would have wanted to. But today I'll be on the other side heh

I love Nace's hair and he is adorable so there

NEW SONGS I AM DEAD. Bojan seemed a bit nervous, he didn't look at the audience much? But he skipped and bounced and it was adorable. He said it was nerve-wrecking. But they were really happy afterward! (I kinda want to learn some bits of the lyrics so if they do them again today we could sing along)

Everybody's waiting was so amazing live, Bojan said how that made him the most nervous of all because "now *I* have to play that thing". But it was so so good and they were elated after it, seemed super relieved, like punching the air happy 😭

METULJI 💕 Bojan was very touched with all the butterflies, that was pretty, it was an amazing version

The back drop and the drum design were so beautiful!!!

It was so cool meeting moots, please if you're there today I would love to say hi

Jere with a big entourage there showing support, uhuhuu

The crowd on the floor was nice and let people go to get water and go to the bathroom and then come back. It was a long night to stand around ☠️ Kultsa is so nice in that front row is like a mile long so that probably helped.

[rekino2114]

Oooh~ how about a full alphabet for our danganronpa despair time spooky girl Veronika~

Veronika grebenshchikova fluff alphabet

☠️A=affection(how affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Veronika is very affectionate. She loves just surprising you by showing you random affection like hugging you from behind or kissing you when you least expect it

☠️B=baby(do they want a family? How are they with kids?)

She's....not great with kids. Every time she tries to play or talk with one, they get creeped out and, most of the time, start crying. That problem would be solved if that was her child, though so she would definitely like to have a kid with you, mostly to pass down her horror love to them

☠️C=cuddles(do they like to cuddle? How do they cuddle?)

She very much likes to cuddle, especially while watching horror movies, but even just without any movies, she loves wrapping you up in her arms and cuddling She likes being the big spoon but doesn't mind if you want to switch. Her body temperature is pretty low, so you fix that by putting a lot of blankets around when you cuddle

☠️D=Domestic(do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

She would definitely like to move in with you, maybe in a cozy cabin in the middle of the woods. She's actually quite good at cooking (even if she might joke about using human meat), and while she can clean too, she prefers not to do it too often since she "likes the aesthetic more"

☠️E=everything (you are ........... example: my life,my world)

"You are my heart, I don't think I could live without you in my life"

☠️F=flirting (how do they flirt? Does it continue even after they're in a relationship?)

She flirts in a classic way but with her classic creepy spin on it, she'll tell you that you look so beautiful that everyone will look at your body when you'll die, she'll write you a note with ink that looks suspiciously like blood telling you to turn around, and when you do she'll give you a hug, and yes she still does that after you got together

☠️G=gifts(what gifts do they like to give you? When?)

Veronika loves giving you gifts, plushies and horror merchandise especially, she gives them to you whenever she feels like it but especially on special occasions or when a new horror movie/game comes out so she buys you merch of it

☠️H=hug(do they like hugs? how do they hug?)

As stated earlier, she's very affectionate, and hugs are obviously part of that. She particularly likes hugging you from behind. You don't even know she's in the room with you until you feel her arm grip you and pull you close to her with a giggle

☠️I=I love you (how fast did they say it? Do they say it often?)

She said it when she was sure you weren't actually scared of her and loved her back. Now that she knows you actually want to be with her, she says it very often, and she also loves hearing tht from you

☠️J=jealousy (how jealous do they get? What do they do when they're jealous?)

She actually doesn't get jealous too often, only when someone actively flirts with you. But she's scary when she's jealous. She'll hold your hand and enter the conversation like nothing while creepily grinning with her eyes closed at who's flirting with you and making veiled threats at their life

☠️K=kisses(how do they kiss you? Where do they like to kiss you?)

Veronika's kisses are very passionate. Basically, every time she kisses you, the moment is sure to turn into a make-out session just because of how good her kisses feel. Her favorite place to kiss you is your neck, and she'll often leave lipstick marks or hickeys there because it makes her feel like a vampire

☠️L=love confession(how did they confess to you?)

She left you a note in your dorm (she later apologized for breaking in) where she told you to meet her in a location in the middle of the woods, you were kinda scared you were gonna get murdered but you found her in the middle of a heart made of roses where she confessed to you, when you accepted she squealed of happiness, tackled you into a hug and kissed you

☠️M=mornings (how do they spend mornings with you?)

She actually wakes up pretty early, so she likes to get ready before you and make breakfast.....and maybe check if any horror stuff came out that night

☠️N=nights (how do they spend nights with you?)

Horror movie night. Every. Single. Night......ok not actually that would get kinda boring, and there aren't enough Horror movies, but it's still really common, like three times a week maybe more if a new movie came out

☠️O=overprotective (how protective are they of you?)

She's protective of you only on certain occasions, like when she feels someone weird is around, but for most of the time she's pretty chill. She does really like holding your hand just in case though

☠️P=pet names(what nicknames do they like to call you?)

She's definitely a darling type of person. It's the perfect mix of affectionate and classic that she likes. She also calls you boo from time to time just because of the spooky connotation

☠️Q=quizzes(how much do they remember about you?)

Veronika actually remembers quite a lot...it's kinda creepy. You'll tell her that you don't feel well that day, and she'll pull up your entire medical history like it's nothing because she's worried about you....wait you never actually told her that how did she knew?

☠️R=rain(how do they spend a rainy day with you)

It depends on how she's feeling that day and how bad the rain is. You'll either stay inside and watch a horror movie while cuddling or go outside and just hang around having fun and playing

☠️S=service (what are some acts of service they do for you?)

She actually quite likes cooking for you, baking sweets especially, she loves feeding them to you too and for you to tell her how it tastes

☠️T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

She genuinely puts a lot of effort into stuff she does for you, gifts especially, she picks out what you like (mostly in the horror genre) and gives it to you with a wide smile. She just wants you to think she's a good girlfriend

☠️U=unhappy (how do they cheer you up?)

She hugs you really tightly and lets you cry if you need it. She asks you if you wanna watch a movie and puts on horror comedy to hopefully cheer you up. She constantly complements you while hugging you, telling you how amazing you are both as a partner and as a person and how you changed her for the better so much

☠️V=value (How important is the relationship to them? What is it’s worth in comparison to other things in their life?)

You're very important to Veronika. She doesn't have many friends as most people think she's creepy, and she's so grateful she has someone who loves her for who she is. But most importantly, you helped her stop hurting herself, and she could not be more thankful for that. You helped her so much, and she's not sure she can fully repay you, but she'll try her best

☠️W=wound (how do they react to you getting injured?)

She creepely asks who hurt you while smiling and helps patch you up. She knows her way around injuries because of the horror movies she watches, so she's actually a pretty great help. She does ask to kiss your injuries in the meantime, though.

☠️X=Xtra (a random fluffy headcanon)

She can read people very well, and that's especially true when it comes to you. She knows your mood from just one looks and picks a movie to go with it. That's part of why movie nights with her are so good, because she especially picks what movie you'd like to watch even without having to ask.

☠️Y=yes (how do they react to you proposing to them?)

"OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! s-sorry, sorry, it's just *squeals* I'm so excited, I've been waiting for this moment for so long, of course my darling, I love you so much and want to spend aaaalllll of my life with you. Thank you......do you think I could wear a bloodstained dress at the wedding?"

☠️Z=zzz (how is sleeping with them?)

She kinda likes watching you sleep. She tries her best not to be creepy, but you just look so adorable. She waits for you to fall asleep while you cuddle and just smiles at how cute you look. She starts kissing your face gently, hoping to not wake you up

[zomb-rabbit]

Maniacal laughter I'm requesting Tim specifically but feel free to do others too but like

Tim with a s/o who's a volleyball player? Have you seen there l e g s??? 👀 (Could be sfw or NSFW MWUEHEH) (Same w gender could be afab or Gn)

-🐟

HIII FISHYY U GOT IT >B) IK THESE AREN'T THE NASTIEST LOLZ, LMK IF I SHOULD FIX ANYTHING !! I'M ALWAYS HAPPY TO, AND I SAW U WANTED EVAN IN HERE TOO DWDW

[NSFT] ☠️🚬 Evan Myers / Tim Wright x volleyball player!reader nsft headcanons!

· · ·

Tim :

RAAAHHHHH I LOVE THIS MAN IM SO HAPPY YOU ASKED FISHY

he may not be the most vocal about his adoration with how strong you are, but he staaarreesss at you

he doesn't care too much on if you catch him or not unless it bothers you

but otherwise he'll check you out mid conversation with a low hum of agreement to whatever you're saying, his face unchanging but he crosses his arms and leans back the slightest bit. you'd think it was just him changing standing positions if you weren't watching his eyes travel over your legs

PLEASE LET HIM MARK YOU UP

those uniforms are revealing and he is a possessive guy, wants everyone to know they don't have a chance

he'll fuck you with both your legs over his shoulders so he can feel you eagerly pulling him in, his face buried in the crook of your neck as he scatters hickies along your collarbone and neck

Evan :

YOOOOOOOOO

nsfw stuff aside rq i think he would find the AGGRESSION y'all have in game to be cool

ngl i see Evan as a switch, and if he gets to watch you play (please let him watch he'll support you full send) y'all are BARELY making it home

seeing you so focused and how strong you are gets him GOING

as soon as you guys get inside he's grabbing at you and whining through kisses

type of guy to give head so he can feel your legs squeeze around him

when you guys are taking things slower, though, he loves to appreciate your body properly

he loves you, he loves how you look, and he wants you to know that

even if it is while he's been teasing you through a makeout session and he can't stop feeling up your thighs, muttering a quiet "so, so pretty hun" into your neck

all in all he's a very supportive boyfriend about it 😸

[moonlight-sonata99]

Walk the line

No.2

Carmy x reader

Summary: getting used to takes some time, nonetheless you try your best.

A/n: I'm still getting used to making realistic convos, literally rewatching S1 just to get the characters right lmao also when I say slow burn. I mean that☠️

One

'It's way to damn early for this..' you think sighing on the way to work

'who am I kidding it's always early when i go to work dumbass'  you think again seeing the beef coming into the view,

Making your way inside your greeted by the empty kitchen, it was your first time in here since mikeys..Shaking the thoughts out of your head a sudden nervousness came in your chest, 

'What if this carmy some fancy dude who thinks he's hot shit?'

'Or what if he judges you fo-'

"Morning chef" a voice interrupts your thoughts as a man walks into you vision, he seems to be preparing for the day it seems..?

"Oh uh- morning" you say walking to the locker and putting away your things looking at the guy taking out the meat and beginning to put it in the oven, he was...not what you were expecting. He was shorter (not that's its a problem) , blue eyes, and light hair with curls in them.

'Damn.'

"Carmy right?" You say closing your locker and walking over to him.

"Yeah" he nods replyingshortly, closing the oven and meeting your gaze as you walk to him. 

"Nice to finally meet you," you say, extending your arm and he shakes it and you tell him your name, "mikey told me about you, uh..looking forward to working with a professional" you say letting your hand rest on the side of your lap. 

"Right, I uh do baking with Marcus. But I can do more to" you say, explaining your position in the kitchen as he listens

After explaining that to him he begins to tell you of how he will be running things.

"Understand?" He ask as he looks at you with his blue eyes your nod.

"Yes chef." You nod. He follows suit.

"I'll go ahead and prepare then" 

Was it a mistake coming back?

Was it??

Okay maybe not cause, these Fuckers lied to you about carmy not being your type.

Cause goddamn,that man was definitely your type. His arms alone could make your eyes wander from whatever task your doing and just gaze at them for however minutes. Also whatever protocol he had you guys on was chaotic as hell. Well not really, not to you at least. But to the others it seemed they needed a bit more time warming up to carmy...

"I don't know" Tina mumbled to you as she kept her eyes on her pan "he knows all of these fancy shit.." she says frying as you cut up vegetables next to her 

"They are kinda..complicated. " you reply throwing the vegetables into the pan to fry and she nodded 

"I'm sure we'll get used to it, right?" You say again looking at her as She only sighs and nods again.

"I fuckin hope so."

Getting used to this was... hard but you didn't give yourself a hard time since you were still new to this new setup.  way different from how mikey operated. Continuing to cut more vegetables you looked up from the board to look at Carmy to see him running across the kitchen fixing whatever the crew fucked up on now.

You shook your head lightly feeling bad for him. Everyone was already giving him shit, and if this is day one god….you only wondered what time would bring.

Time passed indeed and carmy's screams become a constant in your day. you tried your best to keep up with his instructions and his screams numbed into the background as you would only focus on your work .

Topping a sandwich ritchie was running your ear and tinas as he spoke about some thing you didnt really care about, but it was starting to get to you.

"Ritchie if you don't shut the fuck up-" you sighed out as you get the stove on and rubbed your temple, as Ritchie went on about some dude who….

What did he do again? 

"Okay, Okay fine!" he said raising both of his palms up and Stepping away,

"I'm sorry, I love you, but sometimes you talk to damn much, " you explained as you walked and he followed you. 

"Look, I'm sorry but that's just how I am!"

"I know dumbass but I wanna be alone right now,Please?" 

He sighed for a moment, his eyes darting away from you "Alright, i gotcha" he said patting your back as you went I to the walk in

Shutting the door you sigh to yourself the hum of the room your only companion, "What was I even looking for?" you think looking over the ingredients in here as you sighed.

"What the fuck is wrong with me today.." you mumbled into the silence of the walk in.

It was all building up maybe it was so different ?? you knew Carmy wasn't mikey. He wasn't. Hell they didn't even look alike. 

Maybe i just miss him.

The thought echoes as you stood there just staring until the door opens,

"hey, you okay?" feeling a hand on your shoulder you turned back to see those same blue eyes, now out of your trance you nod your hand slowly

"y-yeah good. Sorry i uh…" you traill off looking back at the ingredients i need a break " you say quickly before walking out and  sitting on the concrete, After a few minutes, the door opened and closed and you felt a presence next to you.

"You alright?"Carmy voice which was calm  asked as you looked down at the concrete.

"Yea it just- still getting used to this… waving your hand up to the building. "Which no hate to you, its good. ... not a chef or a cook." you admit fiddling with your pants "Mikey had me helping marcus-so i guess it's all new to me."

"yea-yea no i get it." he responded looking at you. "you don't need to apologize though, " he says, taking out a cigarette and lighting it up. "you'll get it better the more you do it"

"you knew him?" he asked again as you met his gaze.

"I did, he helped me in a rough time. "You explained leaving it at that. 

"Good dude but hella loud." you say chuckling and hearing a small scoff from him.

Leaning your head back on the wall as you looked at him. 

"Ritchie said you went to Culinary schools? " you asked and he nodded 

"i did"

"How were they?"

he only gave you a look that seemed kinda surprised, 

"What no one asked you this yet?" you asked Putting your elbows to your Knees 

"No one from here no,not yet" he replies letting the cigarette dangle from his two fingers.

Letting out a small 'hmm…' your gaze wandered off him and looked at the door,

"I know, they're assholes now but once yknow them, their… less assholes. " you say with a grin and he only chuckles looking down, 

"Yea, I knew them sorta before coming here" he admits setting his gaze to the floor.

"But y'know Ritchie- he's still an asshole. " you add before standing up, as he chuckles finishes up his cigarette and follows suit.

"Yea, Ritchie's an asshole." He repeats shaking his head with a small smile.

Heading to the door, Carmy looks back at you as if to ask something but turns away before even mentioning something, and you head on the inside without noticing.

Hey,

Me again. How are you? I know we have text messaging but 1. I lost your number somewhere,somehow. 2. Sending letters is cool and makes me feel ancient. So, Compared to last time I

Im… doing kinda good. still working in that restaurant, but i kinda like it ? now with  here it feels "professional " if that's what you can call it . ?? Hes making all these changes and everyone fucking hates him. Me? Maybe. Well at first yeah. now I know why Mikey would talk about him the way he did. Carmy's … different.in a way. I like it.

I like him.

A/N: making the reader simp over carmy cause...like who wouldnt? but it's just a attraction not love yet unfortunately :> alps o debated having reader being hired after carmy takes charge. But I really liked the idea of mikey having known the reader and not really mentioning her. Makes more...mysterious:]

[garnetea]

why do birds suddenly appear...

who husband! nanami kento x fem black! reader. length 2.7k words! warnings all sfw fluff! reader knows some french. picnic anniversary date. love experts yuji and gojo. bakers nobara, yuji and megumi.

leman's letter! he might be a little ooc, i tried! and it's pretty old so i don't have the energy to fix up anything that could be written better ☠️ p.s. the end of the title would be "...every time you are near?"

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ★

Other than the sweet petrichor sweeping through the May wind, there wasn't a single indication that it had rained a mere few hours ago. The spring sun was nothing to bat an eye at; it's heat was harsh enough to dry away every droplet. As subtle as it was, you loved the scent; the taste of the wind as it rushed through your ajar window made you feel oddly nostalgic. It uplifted you in a way; almost like cleansing away any peccant thoughts vexing you. Contrarily, your husband didn't have the privilege of ever understanding what you adored so much about the spring weather.

"It's.. annoying, dear. Just listen to the birds." Kento commented, an intrusion to your ongoing and aloud rumination. The two of you sat there in the car for a moment, slightly slowing down to hear the delicate blue jays over the intruding wind. Their high pitched and scattered little chirps greeted you happily, and your lips found it necessary to curl up cheerily in response.

"Don't be so stiff, darling." You responded kindly, your brown glossed lips still painted into that heart warming smile. Your small dimples leaving subtle indents on the soft, brown skin of your cheeks. A smile Nanami knew he'd always adore, even if he didn't always understand it. "It's how they communicate, I'm pretty sure. I know they're glad you don't speak 'bird'." You added in a teasing voice, insinuating an insult.

Unexpectedly, Nanami sped back up the pace of the car after you leaned your face back towards the window, and the wind was quick to resume its harsh tantrum. In slight surprise, you snapped your eyes shut and leaned back at the sudden force- blinking repeatedly to make sure you hadn't gotten anything in your eyes. It seemed inevitable that he'd chuckle in response to your dramatic reaction, but of course he also rolled up your window a bit to prevent a reoccurrence. "You don't think they'd want me to speak 'bird'?" Kento responds in a prying tone. It was easier to speak now that he could hear himself over the harsh gusts of wind. "Would I not be a good neighbor?"

You smiled and crossed your legs in the seat, brushing your well manicured hands over the floral lace dress. A dress chosen specifically for this day, May 9th; your anniversary. "What do you think?" You retorted softly, a question to a question. Your eyes flickered from your florid, white clothed lap, to your husbands side eye.

It wasn't the look he gave you when he was incensed or irritated, but the one he owned when his eyes were pondering. Behind those serious, slanted dark eyes was a head full of complex gears. Usually those gears were used for things like work, taxes- you know, things of importance. Yet, what are they doing now? Simply trying to think outside the box, just trying to answer a taunting question. To use more than his logic and reason, and figure out the meaning of your semi joke. Although he was giving it his all.. he was inevitably struggling.

"Well.... I.. don't get it." He admitted honestly, flattening his vision back on the stale, empty road stretching ahead. His expression showed no embarrassment, but you've been married for two years now. You were analytic enough to know when he wasn't calm, cool and collected; simply because his middle finger was slowly tapping the leather wheel. Little fidgets were all you needed to decide when something was bothering him; tapping his foot, bouncing his leg, it was the little things you noticed. As his wife, it was your obligation to, wasn't it?

"I just mean you'd be a lot like... Satoru, if that makes sense." You explained to him briefly, planting your elbow on the stiff door handle. Your vision found more interest in the flowery, green scenery rushing past the Cadillac Eldorado rather than Nanami's displeased expression.

Kento pushed his tongue against the inside of his cheek, tying back his urge to retort with something offensive. Today wasn't the day to hurt your feelings, it was your anniversary and there were lovely events planned for the afternoon. He didn't plan all of today's activities for a simple joke to ravage it all. "Dear, I'm nothing like Gojo." He rejected plainly, turning down a particularly rocky dirt road. It was directly through a colorful, flower field; green grass and little tips of pink and yellow flowers stretching as far as you could see. By now you'd lost any interest in the current conversation, you wanted to know where exactly you were going. It seems you'd neglected to ask before you left the house, being so caught up in other topics and such.

"Honey, where are we?" You inquired, rolling your window back down now that Kento was driving at a slower pace. Slow enough to open your door and step out really, but you knew Nanami would have a fit. Saying "you could've tripped" or "what if you hit your head?". So, rather than have him worried with a migraine, you simply sat up on your knees and stuck your head out the window. The light breeze soothes the prickling heat of your forehead and cheeks, such a harsh sun in spring it was. Though, it was sweet.. welcoming. Surely better than an ongoing downpour on such a wonderful day, that was for sure.

"Well, it looks like a field, doesn't it?" Nanami responded sarcastically, bringing the small car to a soft halt on the narrow path. You opted to ignore his smart remark with an eye roll, continuing to breathe in the refreshing, warm air. He put the car in park and turned the key, popping the trunk once he'd turned off the engine. Without the low rumbling of the cars motor you were held still on the seat, and you could hear the sounds of nature surrounding you much clearer. The hums of nearby bees and the high, frequent chirps of the neighboring blue jays held your attention all too well, fascinating you like a narrow minded child. Meanwhile, your husband was having quite a time at the back of the car.

Nanami's voice ringing out through the primarily serene expanse is what caught your attention, deciding to step out rather than day dream blindly from the open window. "Could you give me a hand?" He asked gruffly, reliving his annoyance with how much Gojo and Itadori had packed for him. The regret of excitedly mouthing off about his upcoming anniversary was beginning to seep in; he should've known better, dealing with those two.

"Yeah, lemme- Oh wow!" You were more than surprised to see what he was struggling with, such a beautiful assortment of flowers and balloons. An ample bamboo knitted basket with a silk, pink ribbon clinging to the handle. It was closed in, so you weren't sure what was inside, but upon picking it up you were sure it wasn't anything as light as a feather.

"Let me get that." Kento assured quickly before you let it slip, accepting the grand basket from your grasp and handing you the balloon strings instead. They were a cute bunch too, six of them floating overhead to be exact. Cute little hearts, kiss marks and flowers adorned the shiny shapes of the balloons, some being round while others matched that of a heart.

You watched as he balanced the bouquet of white roses and pink peonies atop of the basket, carefully handling them to not damage the dramatic bow wrapping the handle. No, this definitely wasn't anything like your husband; you were beyond positive he had some kind of influence or assistance. More than likely, it was Yuji and Gojo meddling again; similar to last year's eventful celebration. And, although this wasn't all Kento's idea, you still found it sweet that he could put away his stiff and logical disposition for your sake. To set aside his attitudes and etiquette to give you his raw affection and attention was more than enough, that alone would've been enough for an anniversary. So, you can imagine the smile that took over your cheery expression as he lead the way ahead of you to an open spot in the colorful field.

Seeing as his hands were full, you closed the trunk for him and followed his figure to the spacious meadow. "This's beautiful, mon amour!" You complimented, as if he grew the flowers and such himself. "You picked this place yourself? And the bouquet is charming, too, you remembered how I love peonies!"

The tall blond chuckled lightly as he stopped somewhat far into the area, now being surrounded by the dozens of yellow dandelions and wild roses. Kento sat down the large basket gently and accepted the balloons from your hand, your fingers brushing against one another before he wrapped them around the baskets handle. "I found this place a few weeks ago and kept it in mind." He replied, a nonchalant tone poorly concealing his hubris attitude. It was more transparently obvious that he was beyond satisfied with the outcome of his efforts, he'd really outdone himself. "Yes, well the balloons were Gojo's idea, and this," He flipped open the basket's lid as he spoke. "was Yuji's idea."

You gasped in delight at the sight of the silky material pouring from the top of the basket, beginning to mentally put all of the pieces together. It seems they- Gojo, Nanami, and Itadori- had planned an adorable little picnic, and you could only imagine what cute treats were neatly packed away under the white sheet. "Oh my.." You managed to mumble, smoothing down your dress and crouching down as well. "So those two were in on your planning, dear? You'd better have thanked them, these balloons are just too cute." You added with appreciation while fully pulling out the sheet and handing it to Nanami.

He only managed to hum in agreement at your reminder, concealing an eye roll as he stood up properly with the blanket. "Would you mind unloading the snacks?" He requested, stepping away slightly with the sheet. You watched with glee as he pulled it up in the air, fanning it out a few times before lifting it gracefully over the prickly grass.

It was futile to hold back your excited giggles as you rummaged through the basket, pulling out a large container of pretzel salad. The strawberries were neatly caked over the top with whipped cream separating it from the granola base; you could tell from its slight imperfections and cute butterfly tupperware that it was homemade.

Other than this, there were neatly cut sandwiches, rosemary bread, cheesecake, and chocolate covered pretzels all neatly packed away in their respective containers. A few water bottles and a bottle of white wine were tucked away as well, the wine being swaddled in a towel for protection. Surely you'd have leftovers, this was much more than you'd expected. Though nonetheless, your excitement prior to leaving had clouded your sense of hunger- neglecting to acknowledge the growl in the pit of your stomach. Therefore, the sight before you was more than enough to bring the fact to your attention.

"Oh mon.." You mumbled, your french once again making itself known without your realization. And although you paid it no mind, Kento found it more attractive- or maybe simply adorable- than you were aware. You arranged all of the containers neatly in the center of the blanket, having only the basket and your heels laying on standby in the grass."This looks wonderful, how did-," Nanami's hand then slipped down to intertwine with yours; lifting you up softly from the sheet, now standing before his lean figure.

"Y/n," He began softly, his airy tone wafting around your tender heart. Both standing there against the wind; his slanted eyes held so much love and adoration for you. Two lovers, surrounded by hundreds of lovely, delicate flowers to compliment your beauty. What a memory this will be, of such an endearing day.. May ninth. "Two years is nothing compared to how long I'll be with you, yet I still want to celebrate the time that passes. Every day with you is wonderful, even the annoying ones."

You quirked your brow jokingly, entangling your other hand with his as you spoke. "What do you mean annoying? We don't have-," He chuckled gruffly, which is what interrupted your false claim. How could one never have bad days? Though he knew you were kidding, thus decided to not comment on it.

"Moving on," Kento moved a hand from intertwining with yours, cupping your cheek to look up at him. That soft smile, the one he kept in his pocket for days such as this, enlightened his ivory toned and stern front. His co-worker’s didn't get this smile, nor did his friends. No, this one was solely yours, and you knew by the way the corners of his eyes crinkled up. By the way his lips curled a bit higher than usual, any higher and surely he'd show his teeth. It was your smile, a smile of love- love only for you. "Happy anniversary.. and may many come after this."

Your cheeks swelled with a tingling sensation of loving praise and adoration, oh how adorable he was when he was flustered. Even after years of knowing each other, he still had you blushing and giggling like a school girl in her first innocent affair. How embarrassing..

But what a lovely feeling it was. To have your love reciprocated by the one you love, the only one you could've been dreaming of. It was sweet.. and fulfilling. A wonderfully assuring feeling, really, and you wanted nothing more but to stay this way forever. "Yes my love, happy anniversary. For now and for always, of course." You agreed lovingly. Your soft yet excited tone of voice gently seeps into his cheeks and tints them a light pink, deepening a few rosy shades as you lean into his embrace. Your arms find comfort around his abdomen, softly pulling him closer as he wraps his arms over your shoulders. "Today is as lovely as waking up to you every morning."

Kento hums softly in acknowledgement, wondering how-- after years of being with you-- could you still bring a flock of butterflies onto the flower bed you've grown out of his stomach. Pulling away to plant a gentle kiss against your brown forehead; a forehead that with time, will grow wrinkled and old akin to his. One day, your hands and his will both be pruned and shriveled. Your hair will lose its ever-lively bounce, and his will fade into grey and white. Nanami can't wait for the day, although it sounds dreary, because he'll know he finally made it. That his seemingly meaningless life had a purpose, and it was to spend time making you happy, as you do for him. To spend time with the one he loves, growing old together and reminiscing on those young, colorful memories. Fragments of time born to be treated like porcelain artifacts. Like today, standing in this adoringly lively field of sweet flowers and clovers, eyes gleaming with clouds of apricot and honeydew romance. Something considered so valuable as of now, yet he couldn't have imagined such for himself merely six years ago.

The wind blows through your elegant, ironed dress as you crouch down to open a container of rosemary bread, looking up at your husband; that soft smile still resting in his typically stern features. "Don't be a statue dear, come eat. You alright?" You inquire, untucking a fork from the zip lock bag of plastic silverware.

Nanami clears his throat at your question, smoothing down his slacks and taking a seat beside you. Your scent is clearer once again, and he almost finds himself dazing off into more sentimental daydreams of your shared future. "I'm alright." He confirms, taking up his own fork and knife before shifting his attention to the pretzel salad. Apparently Gojo's students made it for him (Yuji, Megumi, and Nobara.)

'Sweet kids.'

Another warm feeling pepper kissed the center of his chest, prickling his cheeks next as he popped open the container. Your husband peeked over at your pleased and slightly dramatic disposition as you took a bite of the sweet bread, a little dance taking over your arms as you went in for a second bite.

He chuckles at your child-like reaction, and you can only side eye him in response because of your mouth being full. What a memory this would be years from now, telling and retelling the cute specifics of today. May ninth, the Nanami's sweet, floral anniversary.

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[yarrayora]

I bet there's a not insignificant portion of people who don't think Mahiru is doing that on accident

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kjbdkjabKJSBDKJASDB ok. ok. so, mamahiru got his first ever talk show debut which is great. but it's also one of those japanese variety shows hosted by a comedy duo which really shows how much people are taking him seriously right now, which is not great.

but back to the thing that made me laugh. the hosts were trying really REALLY hard to make mamahiru the butt of the jokes. he brought up about how vampires are the best people for dealing with other vampires and the host was like "but wouldn't they just help their friend escape??" and mamahiru was like "you and [insert rival comedian name] are both comedians but you're not friends."

the Funny Guy laughs it off and says "well, i mean, i'm just saying vampires catching other vampires... it wouldn't be weird if they end up covering each other's asses."

and my beloved tumblr mutuals you will not believe what happened next.

mamahiru in his full glorious kindergarten teacher voice asks "we have cops in charge of catching criminals. are the criminals they're catching humans or vampires?"

funny guy once again fumbles "well, yes, they're humans but"

and mamahiru claps. CLAPS. tells funny guy he did a good job remembering!!! im going insane!!!

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im losing my shit theres no way that wasnt on purpose

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BUT IT WASN'T!!! mamahiru got REALLY embarrassed afterward he apologized

#hi sorry for spamming about this like threeposts in a row #i think we can fix the tories if we treat them like toddlers on live tv too

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beloved mutuals you would not believe what just happened during this week's nichiyo toron

for context it's a sunday morning talk show discussing Serious Issues in japan

guess who got invited as a speaker. guess what happened for the fourth time this week

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not sure if this is still relevant or even remembered by today's internet but you know that thing in evil overlord list that's like "one of my advisors is going to be an average toddler and if they can see any flaw in my plan then i'll correct it first" or something

this is what's happening in japan right now

#they should stop inviting him to live shows #EVISCERATED

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Hi yongie, I really hope you are doing better mentally ❤️

In the time you've been gone I've really missed your posts and ended up going back to read them and found a bunch of asks I'd sent you but never seen the answer to 😭 I guess I couldn't keep up with your updates which is amazing because that I read your Tumblr the same as if I were reading a newspaper lol. Anyway, in one of these you asked me for Jungkook's chart and I ended up not sending it.

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•I really wanted to know if with his birth time right, he would still be this type that flirts a lot and if he would still cheat if he felt bored??

• Is the description of red flags and how he would be dating based only on the chart or on a little bit of what you know about him in the tarot too? I had this doubt because you and other astrologers here on Tumblr always say that Leo is a sign that is more difficult to cheat on because it is fixed. He also has scorpio and virgo in his chart, usually these signs are not very known for cheating.

• His Venus in Libra is one degrees of Cancer, would that make him more stable and sentimental in a relationship or would he just be more needy and would he cheat more easily for those who paid more attention to him?

•The sun and mercury are also in degrees of scorpio (besides his Mars is also in scorpio), does that count for anything?

• not to mention the houses too

LMAO I've said too much, I'll stop. I'm sorry for asking so many questions, I'm not doubting what you said about JK, I'm just really curious☠️☠️ I'm trying to figure out what makes this doberman an international playboy based on astrology 🩷

Hey love! i will try to answer your questions by actually analyzing Jungkook's chart completely !

Jungkook Birth Chart Analysis :

Moon Leo 1st house: He is unable to hide his true self and his emotions. Jungkook is someone that is very vocal about who he is, and doesn't like to hide what he has inside of him. So he can often come out as someone rude and full of himself, as he is someone that has high self-esteem and knows his worth. He is an exteriorized person, meaning that when he feels happy he shows it with laughter, when he is sad he shows it through crying and quietness and when he is angry he shows it through violence and recklessness. To finish, he also has a big heart, he is funny and naturally charming

Sun Virgo 2nd house: He is a money person, his whole identity and persona is based on how much he has and how much he can show to others. In other words, Jungkook is a hard worker since his image is something very important to him and he wouldn't be able to deal with the fact that he hasn't enough. He has a materialistic personality, but he is also an analyzer and very down to earth.

Mercury Virgo 2nd house: this is also tangled with his personality to say at best, Jungkook, like I said, is someone very materialistic, and he sees people, work,s and his life as such. He can sometimes be very picky with how he talks and has relationships. He wouldn't want to get mentally involved with someone "lower" than him. He has a mind for the business and he is quite smart as well. He plays dumb to get what he wants, but inside his brain, he has a whole plan.

Venus Libra 3rd house: Don't get fooled, this placement makes Jungkook an expert with words. He is able to seduce people through his voice, through the way he expresses himself. Usually, it's very easy for him to make people fall in love and to make a play out of others. Although he is a 50/50 when it comes to being a player in his life, Jungkook can easily get dependent on people that stimulate him mentally. He is able to make you believe whatever he wants.

Mars Scorpio 4th: He is extremely possessive of what is his. He is especially very attracted and protective of people he considered as his family and he would hurt anyone who tries to hurt his loved ones. Jungkook is an emotional actor, and his Moon in 1st House really makes him driven through emotions. He has a hard time controlling his feeling and always acts based on them. He has no chill whatsoever. Also when it comes to sexuality, he is a possessive lover, with kinks that are usually very rough, and harsh and can include pregnancy kinks.

Pluto Sagittarius 5th: He was made to be on stage, Jungkook has an incredible artistic side of himself due to his versatile way of being. He has enough resources to become however he wants, has a huge adaptation capacity and his sociable side also makes him very lucky in love and friendships. Other than that Jungkook is always innovating and changing who he is, adapting himself to the public eye (although this is also valable to his private life)

Neptune Capricorn 6th: Usually Neptune and the 6th house are a blessing and a curse at the same time. His mental health and his physical health are connected, so basically when he isn't in good mental condition, it will show in his physical health and vice versa. Jungkook as a bad habit of trying to control his condition, his life, and his routines but when Neptune is retrograde, he can easily get stuck in unhealthy pattern habits.

Uranus Aquarius 6th: This comes tangled with the Neptune placement because once more it talks about the way he tries to control his daily routines, however, he is always changing and getting new things to do. He just needs to have the perception that he is under control of his life. Also Jungkook doesn't really like routines, so he enjoys innovating and changing his life every now and then, as long as he is the one moving the cords

Jupiter Aquarius 7th: He is extremely lucky in love, he is able to attract people very easily, people fall under his charms like flies and he doesn't need to do much to get them hooked. However Jungkook also is someone that doesn't like to be trapped in relationships, so he gets easily bored of them and he prefers to have several experiences and enjoy his life. He loves love, sex, and relationships in general, he just doesn't like the responsibility that it impacts.

Empty Pisces 8th: This boy might sometimes use sex when he is in deep emotional turmoil. He gets easily upset when things don't go his way. Again this is more dealing with his controlling side. He can get easily desperate and In a bad state when things don't go according to the plan.

Saturn Aries 9th: He has a feverous belief, whether it's on god or any religion, he does believe that there's someone out there. Jungkook also has a very strong manifestation power, he is able tot make his dreams come true, also the Aries energy makes it even more strong when the emotions driven are anger and energy. He really is smart and has the potential to become someone who leads others

Empty Taurus 10th: Once more this placement shows how much money is important to him, how materialistic he is, and also how careless he is with managing his money. He doesn't invest, since he is too attached to loving luxury things, he spends a lot of money just for the public eye to recognize him.

Empty Gemini 11th: To be honest this placement shows two things. First that Jungkook isn't the type to be a very good friend, due to his multiple facets and secondly also he always ends up in friendships with people that are fake with him and usually around him for his positions. It's always relationships of interest

Empty Cancer 12th: He can get depressed and overly emotional easily, he doesn't deal well with stress, sadness and negative feelings in general. He can easily get emotionally overwhelmed by things which can create a whole "mea culpa" from his side.

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me: yeah whatever i don't feel shit

5 minutes later: dude i swear aliens just stopped by to deliver a message of universal peace and harmony

my buddy john pacing: plato wasn't lying to us about the atlanteans' prowess

some random passer-by: i bet the tibetans in the ground are here to find out how to use sherbert lemons to power nuclear reactors so they can stop the kraken from killing my aunt

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i meant their ability to play quoits!!!!!!

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we all know you want to fuck an atlantean, john

#still not convinced they don't exist #mass hallucination suuuure #and we all had coincidentally the same?

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i am telling you, this bloke looks just like the tenth doctor

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I can see yet without spectacles and I see no such matter.

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Oh, dear. Crowley, is that you?

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ngk

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Crowley? That wasn't you, was it?

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#c'mon angel #you really believe the ritz coincidentally just has a free table every time you want to eat there? #that person's a dick anyway

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wouldn't have believed it myself but team building exercises really work. ever since i shot my boss in the heart with a machine gun our relationship has drastically improved.

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[ultrone]

hear me out…shauna + reader but it’s the scene from tlou2 when dina tells ellie she’s pregnant ( the whole ‘don’t worry it’s not yours’ is just a funny moment to me )

"i got you," shauna panted as she helped you walk, supporting your weight as she held tightly onto your arm wrapped around her shoulders, her grip secure.

"here, got it?" she asked, letting you rest against the shed's wall, which was locked. determined, she grunted and used her body to hit against it, eventually breaking it open.

after inspecting the room and making sure that the coast was clear, she said, "alright, we're good. c'mon." taking you by the hand and guiding you inside.

while shauna was busy closing and securing the door with a chair, you noticed a couch in the middle of the room. carefully, you walked over, placing your backpack on the floor, and collapsing tiredly onto the couch, trying to catch your breath.

shauna soon approached you, standing a few meters away, and gazed at you intently. "you wanna tell me what's going on with you?" she asked, concern evident in her voice, though a hint of annoyance lingered as you had been acting strangely.

"what's going on with me?" you responded incredulously, still trying to catch your breath. "shauna... i just saw you breathe in spores," you explained, your gaze now fixed on the ground.

"i told you... i'm immune," she started to explain.

"okay, you're immune?" you repeated, raising your voice as you turned to face her. "come on," you shook your head with a sigh.

she looked down at the floor and continued, "i was bitten a long time ago–"

"what the fuck are you talking about?" you interrupted her, only to be interrupted back.

"i was bitten, and nothing happened," she retorted, raising her voice slightly and gesturing with her hands.

you were at a loss for words, tears streaming down your face.

"the chemical burn..." you began to say in a whisper.

shauna looked down at her hands, fidgeting nervously. "jackie, javi, and nat are the only ones who know," she explained, her voice filled with nervousness. "knew," she corrected herself.

you remained silent, trying to process the revelation, tears still flowing.

"now you know," she said, her gaze embarrassed as she looked at you.

"i can't," she started, "get you infected if that's what you're worried about," she reassured you, seeing your distressed state. "i can't make you immune either," she sighed in disappointment; she was waiting for a response, but you wouldn't even look at her. slowly and cautiously, she walked towards you until she was standing right in front of you.

"can you say something?" she whispered, her eyes furrowed, and tears welling up in her eyes.

"shauna..." you started, trying to slow down your breaths as you rubbed your teary eyes, finally able to look up at her. "i think i'm pregnant," you confessed.

her heart dropped. "what?" she responded, staring at you with wide eyes.

"don't worry, it's not yours," you reassured her while shaking your hand in a 'no' manner, accompanied by a chuckle.

shauna stumbled over her feet, almost falling as she nervously walked around the room. "what are we supposed to do now?" she asked.

"nothing," you let out in a whisper. "i just need to rest for a second–"

"are you fucking kidding me?" she whispered to herself, "how long have you known?" she raised her voice, sounding annoyed.

you sighed, "i was late a few weeks ago…"

she interrupted, "a few weeks? we could've… we could've still turned back," she said angrily.

"i didn't know," you stuttered, not knowing what to say. "i wasn't sure, okay? i didn't want to be a burden–"

"well, you're a burden now, aren't you?" she shot back in anger.

you both stared at each other, at a loss for words. shauna looked down at the floor and started to walk backward.

"i'm going to make sure this place is secure," she said, trying to regain her composure. "you just rest," she commanded before walking away.

bluds thought she was the baby father 🤣🤣🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻☠️ ik shauna was the pregnant one on yjs but i wanted to humble her 🤭 i can write it the other way around too if u want tho

[pavedinashes-if]

F.... Was. Fuckin. WHO?!?!?! 🤮🤢🤮🤢 You do know how fuckin toxic and abused I had to live with that witch and F has just been a slut behind our back?!? I don't feel so good. And they want us to forgive and forget.... I think I need a moment or two to think about life now. Thats a lot of damage you just had to go and rip out off. No bandaid gonna fix that shit.

Wait wait wait?! Omg i was joking! Omg i am sorry 😂☠️

[safflowerseason]

Hi! I've been reading BMTL again and I have quick q- in BMTL, how did Dan and Amy 'plan' their wedding? Was it a spur of the moment thing? Was it Dan or Amy's idea to do it during Jonah's announcement? :)

Hey! I'm so glad you are rereading and thank so much for sending in an ask! I love BMTL asks!

Dan and Amy's wedding is one of those things I made up in the super early days of writing--like literally when I was thinking of article scraps for that first chapter--and I knew I wanted their wedding to be very untraditional and kind of spontaneous...and then later I was like "sh*t, how does this actually work in practice." So I've spent a lot of time thinking about their wedding, haha.

The way it goes in my mind is that Dan and Amy (and Cassie) are on their way to court an eccentric lumber multi-millionaire in Maine who demands that people who visit him arrive in the most eco-conscious way possible (he's one of those rich people who get very rich off some exploitative industry and then feels "bad" about it)

So Dan and Amy are driving up in an electric car instead of flying and their car has some sort of malfunction (it's probably a Tesla ☠️) and they get stranded in some cute little touristy town on the coast of New Hampshire. The car can't be fixed quickly and they find themselves on the town's main street, feeling very annoyed and wondering what to do. Dan and Amy are in the middle of bickering, of course - maybe they're sitting on a bench in the town square or something. Dan takes a look at their surroundings and sort of processes how picturesque it all is, and then he looks at Amy and Cassie who are probably both ignoring him and has a genius idea that he and Amy should get married. It's partly driven from the fact that they are stuck and (unusually) don't have anything else to do in the moment, but also from the deep, abiding knowledge that even if they both drive him crazy, there's nobody he'd rather be stranded with anywhere than Amy and Cassie (plus, they've been "engaged" at this point for quite some time). He doesn't remember until later that Jonah is going to announce his presidential campaign on Youtube or whatever, but it's an extra cherry on top of the whole day.

So they are able to pull the whole thing together really quick - they get a marriage license and Dan sends Amy to the local shops to get a white dress and he rustles up a photographer and a ring and Amy gets a bouquet from the florist and voilà! They get married and take many photographs. Amy is relieved they get the whole thing done in an afternoon and also that she doesn't have to deal with her family, but of course she also finds it secretly romantic that Dan had the idea so spontaneously. Cassie enjoys getting to wear a white dress and tearing Amy's bouquet to pieces afterwards.

(I just looked at the first chapter and apparently I specified Portsmouth, NH as the place where they get married, which is not really a small town but probably feels small to cosmopolitan Dan. The Portsmouth courthouse is hideous though so they definitely do not get married there. Maybe Dan gets someone to marry them somewhere more picturesque...I could see him showing up at the local party headquarters and hounding some volunteers. Or maybe Portsmouth is where all the local reporters rush because they don't necessarily know where to go. Maybe I need to update that part of the chapter a bit, haha.)

also, right before they get married, Dan tells Amy he killed a dog. she's just relieved that he's not confessing to being a serial killer.

and they all lived happily ever after!