#I don't know how to cook
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WHY AM I SO USEELESS /vent
#I'm sorry everyone sometimes I just can't#Hold it in anymore#I mean it's not like my tears ever mattered IRL#SO atleast I can scream abt it online#I fucked up a taxi ride#Had to pay double#And it just reminded me how fucking stupid I am#I don't know how to cook#Or manage finance#Or manage a house#Or do lot of work like laundry thru every individual cloth#Or even going to grocery for vegetables#I'm so stupid lol I probably couldn't even live alone#All I do is read poems and make art#I'm so stupid#I just want to kill myself#Again#I say#Txt#Negative tw#Suicidal tw#Vent#Please do NOT take this as directed at you
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- 10 oz milk
- 2 tbsp sugar (mix of brown and regular)
- 2 tbsp cocoa powder (play around with different types!)
- 1 tsp vanilla extract
- 1 tsp instant cofee
- small pinch of salt
- (optional) dash of cinnamon and cardamom
- couple oz of chocolate (any kind mixed how you like)
Start by adding all the dry ingredients to a pot over medium temperature, pouring in a tbsp or two of water and whisk thoroughly till it forms a smooth "sauce." Add milk and heat till simmering. Add chocolate and stir till melted, use a spatula here to get in the corners. In your cup/mug/whatever add the vanilla (to keep it from being cooked off). Pour mix into cup, top with whatever, and enjoy.
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#✧ dyesprout's randoms! ✧#Hey it's Tvsoftboi!#gonna cry what rhghfefuck#I CAN'T EVEN MAKE THIS#I DON'T KNOW HOW TO COOK#I'LL BURN THE HOUSE DOWN
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Tried to make a pancake
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Hairy Senshi, save me
#senshi dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi#every time I draw Senshi I panic at how I don't know how to properly draw cooking techniques
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People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again
#My art#One Piece#Long post#Sir Crocodile#Nico Robin#Alternatively panel 5 would've been a close up of Crocodile's face from Robin's POV where he looks like he's giving her a death glare#Not intentionally he's just a big scary bastard with a Resting Murder Face and Robin is a small traumatized child#But I wanted to focus on the silliness of the moment so you get the goofy version instead#IDK man there's just something very funny to me about the idea of Robin just randomly info-dumping about a subject she's read about#And Crocodile being like ''?????????????????????? The fuck you talking about??''#Robin leaves the ship's kitchen and Crocodile just stares at the tomato like ''...It's a fruit? Forreal?''#(Meanwhile Robin is sweating bullets like ''I called his favorite vegetable a FRUIT right in his FACE he's going to KILL ME'')#Robin grew extra feet from the bottom of her feet to reach the counter and that actually isn't me trying to explain bad art away#In the original Papadile comic there was a panel of Robin doing the dishes with extra feet to reach the sink but I cut it out#(It was a stress relief comic I did not feel like drawing a complicated background in detail) (BUT YES I THOUGHT OF IT)#Nico Robin Age 11 is *more* than capable of cooking Crocodile just does not trust her with his food. At least not yet#She did start doing the dishes unprompted and continues to do so (mostly out of fear). Croc told her she didn't have to but allows it#IDK a lot of people seem to headcanon Crocodile as incapable of cooking and like. Surely Mr ''I don't trust people'' knows how to cook#Like he doesn't have to be a master chef or anything but and maybe he enjoys not HAVING to cook (pain in the ass with one hand + knife/hook#But surely he can cook decent enough. SURELY#Botanists don't @ me I know the ''tomato is a fruit'' thing isn't fully accurate this is just a silly little haha comic
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pray for me people i’m preparing food i’ve never prepared before and it containes eggs and i’ll eat that for work lunch tomorrow and i hope i don’t die of food poisoning !!!
#i don't know how to cook#but it actually looks a lot like it's supposed to#like it was shown in the recipe#i'll definitely throw away the first batch#but hope the second will be edible
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today's flocking sketches!! wanted to try some more wide shot scenery this time so i was mainly focused on colors, composition and the feeling that drawings hold overall. maganpaulia, kaprosuchus, torosaurus and regaliceratops. also my first large ceratopsians ever!
#still don't know how ceratopsians work.#but i think i cooked#kinda?#eh i've been drawing a lot of storyboards at my job lately and doing layouts is exhausting and it's been a bit stressing overall#but what i do to make it fun?#right. i do the same in my free time but put dinosaurs in there#fuck u stress im drawing paleo things#barghestland#art#artists on tumblr#paleoart#paleoland#paleostream flocking#maganpaulia#kaprosuchus#torosaurus#regaliceratops
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my fav frenchman <3
#op#one piece#opla#vinsmoke sanji#sanji#fan art#pls babe make me dinner i don't fuckin' know how to cook
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...........Hedgehog behaviour
#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#silver the hedgehog#sonic#this is silly but i saw so many pics of hedgehogs stucking their heads in paper tubes and had this idea#shadow probably tried that too but he won't admit it#i still don't know how to draw animal characters lmao excuse their weird faces#only Sonic's n Silver's in the tube view ares supposed to look cooked
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I feel like Max needs a break from the Camp Campbell chaos every now and then just so he doesn't go completely insane.
#camp camp#camp camp fanart#camp camp max#camp camp david#camp camp neil#camp camp nikki#the smol angery floof#painting this one gave me a shockingly low amount of grief#like it went well#usually my pieces come out kicking and screaming but this one was actually rather nice to me which I appreciated#sorry to the nurf preston dolph and Gwen fans; I wanted to include them but had no space#they're off having a good time together with the platypus#please appreciate Nerris's glasses I don't know why or how but I feel like I cooked with them; please agree with me#also yes david is doing the 'how to talk to short people' squat#tumblr is definitely going to nerf (or should I say nurf lmao) the quality of this one but such is life on this hellsite
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On average, what is the total MONTHLY amount that you spend on dining out*?
*(This doesn't only count going out to restaurants, but also stuff like picking up fast food to bring home, getting a coffee on the way to work, getting a premade sandwich from a grocery store deli during lunch, buying a quick snack from a convenience store or food cart whilst walking somewhere, ordering a pizza or any other food to be delivered to your home, etc.)
*(If you often dine out in groups/as a household: calculate and divide the costs so that you get a Per Person average. This is for YOU individually, NOT the total household/group costs)
(I'm sure polls similar to this have been made before (very common topic), I just haven't personally seen one that I can remember, so, I was curious to do my own! I was discussing this with a group of people today and it was very interesting to see how widely the number varied between individuals. :0c )
(Reblog for bigger sample size if you can, and feel free to explain your answer in tags if there's anything extra to add!)
#polls#tumblr polls#I'm mostly in the 0/1 - 25$ category. Maybe the rare month is a bit over $25 if there's something specific going on like birthday.#Which I'm NEVER eating in an actual restaurant (erm... covid... plus I just hate restaurant environments. i would rather pickup#the food and bring it home to a peaceful quiet environment that I control lol). But more typically like stopping by a grocery store deli#section or something. I don't have coffee that much. And I can't eat fast food much due to my health issues/diet restriction stuff#so if I'm out like coming back from an appointment and I start feeling really sick and weak. I know that a hamburger will just#blow up my system and cause nausea or something. So I try to pick the breadiest most#neutral looking turkey sandwich at the safeway deli to eat during the hour ride home or whatever lol#I actually kind of wish I could do stuff like get food more often vecause it would take the burden of cooking everything off of me#but.. alas... Money... and Health Things... T o T#I still wouldn't do it ALL the time but like... once a week instead of once a month or something.. or maybe turning into a coffee#person.. I do love drinks A LOT .. i am a drink person who will have 5 different drinks sipping on at all times#But i just have to make them all myself mostly lol#And I cant really have too much coffee since it will make me sick. so like.. teas and juice mostly#When I inevitably become a millionaire by never using social media never networking and only finishing one#sculpture every 5 months which I dont even post about or sell - then I shall... get more drinks..#I will somehow wean my body onto coffee and drink one a day solely for the ritual of it#Though even then... I would still probably just like.. buy the mateirals to make it at home or something#Like if you had a million dollars you could just buy a kitchen grade ice cream machine and other stuff to make your own milkshakes and#coffees and smoothies and bubble teas. Genuinely I think even if I were a BILLIONAIRE I would still look at playing likr $8 for a single#coffee and go .. uh.... I could just buy the equipment to make this and then save that money. PLUS. its in my house now so no need to#have to leave. I can make my own drinks in the comfort of home. .. ideal..#Like no matter how rich I ever got I would still have the lingering scroogey stinginess. like i am NOT paying for that. I will jus#make it myself. Especially if it was an Everyday thing. Anythign thats part of my routine I try to optimize and make as efficient as#possible... ANYWAY.. In an IDEAL world I would get treats. but probably not that much. as on a daily basis it would start to get#to me and I would just save up to buy kitchen machinery if I was rich lol
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Hii, anyone willing to pay me $15 for a sketch? full body of a character, no line art and 1 usd more for base color
add me on discord if you're interested: imparria (without capital) I use paypal also
I need at least 300usd to pay my bills and medication. Unluckily, I am in a tight situation rn, if I don't get the money I'll go homeless.
My dad is transphobic and since he knows I was on hrt (still am just very low dose because he threatened me to stop), he's doing everything in his power to affect me mentally. Now he conditioned me to pay the house's bills by myself or he kicks me out. And he knows I'm making money mostly for my medication, I take antipsychotics, SSRIs and mood stabilizers. Otherwise I'm not functional (I'm considered disabled)
#smiles#im cooked#i don't know how much to charge for my art im struggling#i need 300 usd ready for the end of the month to afford meds and pay my bills
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There's nothing he can't do. Yet.
(Thank you to everyone who participated in the poll!)
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#bonus comic#This whole poll and comic is very inspired by a convo I had with qourmet in one of their art streams.#namely that the Art Of Grilling is a powerful skill separate from cooking.#I've also been inspired by said convo to try and learn how to grill. What's the point of having a garden if I can't grill my summer squash?#Anyways. I hope this appeases the crowd that has been in arms about the prev prev poll.#I don't think teenji can cook. I think lan wangji is just very good at dedicating himself to whatever craft he needs to pick up.#give him a day and he will be a grill dad#the most powerful beast of the summer lawn biome.#Until then he will lie awake at night. Haunted by this inadequacy. He's just like me for real (chronic perfectionist).#I think this is the first domestic wangxian post i've made. God I'm so sorry wangxian fans.#wwx could not care *less* abt lwj having flaws. I think thats the beauty of this relationship. they *know* about each other's flaws FIRST.#Love each people *because* of the flaws - not despite them (thats my unsolicited advice for the day).#also if you noticed my medium gray marker slowly giving out...today it finally died on me....
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I'm not your friend or anything, damn
Belarus | Belgium | Czechia | Hungary | Liechtenstein | Monaco | Seychelles | Taiwan | Ukraine | Vietnam
#I LOVE PURPLE CHARACTERS!!!!!!! however i do not understand miss czechia please on god someone help me understand WHO she is#anywho! more hetagirls series! i don't know how i'm working on these so fast :0 it's almost like i'm working on these to ignore other#responsibilities ooOoOOOOoo#anywho!!! seychelles is next and i'm very excited to draw her!!!!! there's so much potential for her hair specifically#i have lots of ideas cooking in my brain. the hard point is just. deciding what i want to do#regardless -- the last three girls i saved for last on purpose bc i knew if i drew them towards the beginning this series would crash#now the real question is... do i save ukraine for last bc she's my favorite or do i save hungary for last bc she's THE OG hetagirl#asking the real questions here hmmm hmmm#hetalia#hetalia fanart#hws czechia#hetalia czechia#floralcrematorium art
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Any beast can be tamed
#tarnma#tarn#pharma#art tag#transformers#maccadam#I don't know how to draw anymore but I'm cooking for my friends
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Star Allies Guest Star teams
#kirby#kots#kirby of the stars#kirby fanart#taranza#king dedede#meta knight#magolor#susie kirby#bandana dee#welcome to Kirbtober where I'll post one shitpost per day#what do you get when you combine someone who likes to joke a bit too much and two people with dead relatives#you get what you fucking deserve /j#you guys don't know how much star allies mean to me#the character interaction potential#nothing fucking happens in-game but in my mind everything happens ñ#don't worry hal I know what you were cooking i get you...#in scale of power it's first Taranza then Magolor then Susie#but i feel like in a scale of bullying/strong will is Susie then Magolor then Taranza#magolor comes out as gay and susie says 'in that outfit?'#susie probably treats Taranza as a poor little meow meow and Taranza finds it condescending#but it's a cute girl paying him attention what's he gonna say?? stop??#that cute girl is also a lesbian but Taranza needs to count his victories no matter how small they are#star allies may not be perfect but it gave me the triple threat team and for that it gave me decades of content#what else can i ask from my blorbos#meta knight is up on a star block because he has a complex#he likes to feel tall
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