#I don't fuckin know

[deqncas]

[ostriches-because-i-said-so]

Wattpad crack: We're unrealistic and kinda cringe

Ao3 crack:

[zsanett-suta]

Let me share something with yous.

In Hungarian, there's a very unpleasant letter. "ly" It's literally the same as "j" but sometimes you put "ly", sometimes you don't. You can never start a word with "ly" (except one word and its conjugations) but other than that there's no rules.

Where do you use one or the other? Completely random. Not even speakers know. Greatest arch enemy of Hungarian speakers is "is this [ly] or [j]". No difference at all. Completely random, no rules, no nothing. Nothing to tell them apart in spoken language. Like, at all.

Fuck you that's why.

[lil-gae-disaster]

idfk where I should put Freddie after the war.

Weimar, Germany? (@spac3agebachelorman you know why)

Another German City?

Schottland to his family?

England?

America?

FRANCE??

Another country?

I don't fuckin know

Help would be appreciated

@unicornsaures @hamalicious-soup @the-gifted-kid @ashlamsms @hammyham-o-o @papers-pamphlet @kwilooo @spac3agebachelorman @marsfingershurt and everyone else

[irbcallmefynn]

penis explosion

ballsack corrosion

My nuts dissolve from the weather call that

Testes Erosion

[iolypse]

the potential of politics on the qsmp

(aka why I think it's a bad fucking idea)

I haven't actually seen the clips yet, but quackity allegedly mentioned that he's been thinking of doing some kind of politician election arc on the qsmp, and I thought I'd toss in my two cents about the idea.

it's bad, and I'm not saying this because I was a dsmp watcher who didn't enjoy the dsmp's take on it or anything. dsmp did it as well as dsmp honestly could've— it entertained the players, and it entertained the viewers, and it created some truly iconic shit that'll be remembered for years and years to come.

from what has been established about the qsmp already, however, I simply cannot see where the fuck you'd add politics into the mixing pot.

the qsmp story as we know it is this: there's a fucked up island, supposedly some kind of Bermuda Triangle dupe, and after the first batch of people came here willingly, told it was a vacation resort, more began to show up in horrific accidents. there's a weird duck who's supposedly the spokesperson of the federation, there's a fucked up white bear blowing bubbles and revving chainsaws, and there's literally glitches in reality itself roaming the islands. there's eggs— children, they're children, that have been given to the smp members to take care of. there's a school for the children to learn, and they graduated recently, and they've been dying quite a lot lately. there's a group of people trying to uncover everything wrong with the island, wondering why they can't leave and why people keep disappearing.

qsmp is a paranormal, psychological mystery with a side of comedic gay sex.

in comparison, a political plotline just sounds fucking boring, doesn't it?

frankly, I think the players and viewers would both MUCH rather see the secrets of the island unraveled, watch terrible, impossible shit unfold before their very eyes, than watch a few parties squabble amongst each other to see who gets to rule whatever nation they decide to make.

the island already has its rulers, fucked up as they may be. the census bureau, the federation, whatever. aren't they their own form of government? why the fuck are we making a government at a vacation resort?

idfk yall. just doesn't make much sense to me, especially when they already have so much stuff to work with here

[un-deserts-your-bluffs]

jesus CHRIST . okay im better now

[always-smileing]

I was bored and had time to kill. Please go read it if ya want but i can't force you👍

[akumanoken]

Hello Souji has arrived to tell you this could be your view but you playin

[nat-20s]

Having a therapist is so fucking funny I'll be like "ugh I want someone to fall in love with me" and they'll go "oh? Like who?" And I just have to sit there full blown >:(

[lcnelyday]

alright babes. i got sufficiently insecure about people not wanting to write with me, which means it's time to smoke a fuck ton of weed and finish covenant before falling into bed.

[ostriches-because-i-said-so]

I have so many thoughts and they all go to Tumblr

[bro-strider-tgirl-tits]

There should be a rule that Mr. Nobody (Doom Patrol) cosplays should be the most fuckedup little guys. Just saying. No matter what you lkook like in thew cosplay it's canon. That's what he would want.

[high-on-the-dying-sun]

What is going on?

I have too much anxiety for all of this.

Help.

[hydrogen-jukebox]

all i do is take pictures of the sky

[inkskinned]

at some point it's just like. do they even fucking like the thing they're asking AI to make? "oh we'll just use AI for all the scripts" "we'll just use AI for art" "no worries AI can write this book" "oh, AI could easily design this"

like... it's so clear they've never stood in the middle of an art museum and felt like crying, looking at a piece that somehow cuts into your marrow even though the artist and you are separated by space and time. they've never looked at a poem - once, twice, three times - just because the words feel like a fired gun, something too-close, clanging behind your eyes. they've never gotten to the end of the movie and had to arrive, blinking, back into their body, laughing a little because they were holding their breath without realizing.

"oh AI can mimic style" "AI can mimic emotion" "AI can mimic you and your job is almost gone, kid."

... how do i explain to you - you can make AI that does a perfect job of imitating me. you could disseminate it through the entire world and make so much money, using my works and my ideas and my everything.

and i'd still keep writing.

i don't know there's a word for it. in high school, we become aware that the way we feel about our artform is a cliche - it's like breathing. over and over, artists all feel the same thing. "i write because i need to" and "my music is how i speak" and "i make art because it's either that or i stop existing." it is such a common experience, the violence and immediacy we mean behind it is like breathing to me - comes out like a useless understatement. it's a cliche because we all feel it, not because the experience isn't actually persistent. so many of us have this ... fluttering urgency behind our ribs.

i'm not doing it for the money. for a star on the ground in some city i've never visited. i am doing it because when i was seven i started taking notebooks with me on walks. i am doing it because in second grade i wrote a poem and stood up in front of my whole class to read it out while i shook with nerves. i am doing it because i spent high school scribbling all my feelings down. i am doing it for the 16 year old me and the 18 year old me and the today-me, how we can never put the pen down. you can take me down to a subatomic layer, eviscerate me - and never find the source of it; it is of me. when i was 19 i named this blog inkskinned because i was dramatic and lonely and it felt like the only thing that was actually permanently-true about me was that this is what is inside of me, that the words come up over everything, coat everything, bloom their little twilight arias into every nook and corner and alley

"we're gonna replace you". that is okay. you think that i am writing to fill a space. that someone said JOB OPENING: Writer Needed, and i wrote to answer. you think one raindrop replaces another, and i think they're both just falling. you think art has a place, that is simply arrives on walls when it is needed, that is only ever on demand, perfect, easily requested. you see "audience spending" and "marketability" and "multi-line merch opportunity"

and i see a kid drowning. i am writing to make her a boat. i am writing because what used to be a river raft has long become a fully-rigged ship. i am writing because you can fucking rip this out of my cold dead clammy hands and i will still come back as a ghost and i will still be penning poems about it.

it isn't even love. the word we use the most i think is "passion". devotion, obsession, necessity. my favorite little fact about the magic of artists - "abracadabra" means i create as i speak. we make because it sluices out of us. because we look down and our hands are somehow already busy. because it was the first thing we knew and it is our backbone and heartbreak and everything. because we have given up well-paying jobs and a "real life" and the approval of our parents. we create because - the cliche again. it's like breathing. we create because we must.

you create because you're greedy.