#I don't believe you're my brother

[youroselion]

«Марни, прости, что я не смог прийти на твой праздник, мне пришлось караулить за домом, чтобы никто из чудовищ Темного Королевства не пробрался к тебе на день рождения! 

*шёпотом*

Марни, я совершил ужасную вещь, но этого больше никогда не повторится. Посмотри на мои волосы, теперь всё плохое ушло вместе с длиной моих волос. Ты мой свет, Марни, и пока ты есть, я знаю, что я счастлив, с днём рождения, моя милая Марни!»

[bibxrbie]

One Star Wars headcannon you will have to pry from my cold hands, is that Luke absolutely made Leia carry him on her back when she decided to pursue Force training.

[naffeclipse]

Aaaa idk if anything like this has been asked before! (Sorry if it has!) I've seen it for apex polarity but I'm unsure if it's been asked in relation to the SJ eclipses but how would they react to the vigilante being really sick? (Like with a bad cold or the Like) Like they're all grabby about to GET them and they're just, standing there sniffling like a pathetic wet dog not giving any of their usual sass (Def not asking this BC I'm really sick rn fhchbgj)

By multiple SJ Eclipses, I assume you're talking about the OG and the Bounty Hunter.

The vigilante would still give out their usual charm while battling a terrible cold, just with a stuffy sound and lots of sniffling. They're constantly trying to not get snot everywhere and ugh, those darn chills and fever coming in waves! They don't stop fighting gangs and criminals but man is it annoying to shoot a gun when you have to sneeze.

For Mafia Boss Eclipse, he sees the vigilante as not their best, and he sees an opportunity. He tells them how much he'll enjoy nursing them back to health, back to how powerful he knows they can be, they just need to stop resisting (though it does color them in bruises, so he's not that upset) and let him carry them back to a special hideout he's prepared all for them. The vigilante is, of course, not signing up for that with his sharp grin and intensity already trying to overwhelm them when they're feeling feeble. So, they make a quick escape and cut back to the detectives' apartment. Sun and Moon will take care of the rest (with chastising thrown in for good measure).

With Bounty Hunter Eclipse, he's angry when he sees them out in the streets and riling up dangerous enemies while visibly shaking from cold chills. He practically throws the vigilante over his shoulder when he finally nabs them. Though the vigilante protests, he's ripping them a new one for being so stupid while they're sick. Can't they give it a rest for a couple of days? The vigilante shoots with some snide and cheeky remarks before realizing that Eclipse has brought them to the detectives' apartment. Eclipse never knew how to tend to sickness, not like his brothers, but what he does know is that Sun and Moon will fix the vigilante up just right. For now, he'll stand guard and make sure the vigilante doesn't move or even think about getting back to their usual business.

[pocketramblr]

I always found it slightly awkward how media makes siblings or people who see each other as siblings call each other brother/sister all the time as in real life you almost never see people do that with their own siblings (maybe someone out there like that)

In the case of Arkham Shadows I see why they did though because Bruce quite literally tells Harvey he loves him and Harvey says it back. Can't have the audience think Batman is in love with the DA.

They had Bruce pay for his college, pay for his campaign, pay for his surgery, pay for his therapy and had Harvey have him as his best man at his wedding. Wow..... Sugar baby Harvey is real.....

The calling sibling title thing is less common in English than in some other languages for sure- me and a couple of my siblings do it on occasion, but it's for a bit then. More common is when I call one of my close family friends "my sister" or "my nephew" when talking about them to someone else because it's faster and easier to say that than to say "my friend who I've known since she was born and lived with for a few years and consider a little sister" or "child of a close family friend who considers me an aunt" to someone who doesn't know them. Which is a lot of words to say that if they wanted to fully sell me on the brothers thing they should have either had a different bit or should have referred to the other as "my brother" when talking to an unrelated character instead.

But "oh no we have to make Bruce not look gay" has been a problem DC has struggled with more than once for many decades and it basically never works so I guess at least they didn't try to solve it this time by having Bruce pick a lady love over Harvey or cutting the holding hands thing

Because I saw that scrapbook! I know Harvey has been Bruce's sugar baby since he was ten years old! But we can't have Bruce take Harvey's hand and call him the love of his life because ok technically that's Gotham but also because gay. And we can't have Bruce take Harvey's hand and call him his best friend because they're not ten anymore and somehow that seems gay also. So brothers it is, I guess. Even if I think my brothers would bite my finger if I ever tried to pay for everything for them on that scale, guess it's different at billionaire levels

[blujayonthewing]

the problem is my mom would probably be WAY more fun to play dnd with than my dad, actually, but the reason the fam campaign fell apart was that we could never get ahold of or schedule with my youngest brother, which would continue to be a problem if we tried starting a new one with my mom instead oTL

[fakemagicjaye]

I HAVE FIVE PAGES. LEFT. TO DRAW.

[shmowder]

just need to vent about the Olympics

[irritablepoe]

Once I don't fear not being smart enough anymore it's over for y'all

[immortalsins]

i'm aware how lucky i am to have never been short of food (in my parent's house) and always been taken relatively good care of so the fact this is a new experience to me means it's one of privilege. but my dad hasn't bought food in days and he just showed up at my door to ask if i had alcohol requests from the shop in the village ?? hello if you're buying alcohol i'd like to request something to eat

[sunnyscript]

Queer boy

[kidfoundonstreets]

mom may possibly take technology away again so watch out for that.

[youroselion]

Кто-то попался...

[mishkakagehishka]

What's the beef with the Hungarians. genuine I like knowing foreign gossip

I cannot answer this without my historian mutuals' insight /j

It's the usual, though, i don't think it was that bad (???) but then again i'm not continental, so my beef is focused on italians. But there was also forced hungarisation here. I mentioned bân Jelačić specifically because he was staunchly against hungarisation or rather for the usage of the croatian language in croatia and development of our arts, and also because a joke I always repeat is "we have to turn (the statue of) ban Jelačić to face Hungary [threat]" whenever they start stirring some shit (like? Wasn't it last year when O.rban started making some sus statements about "Hungarians abroad" and how our sea should belong to them, as inspired by his daddy P.utin)

Basically it's a mix of austrohungarian politics that shouldn't matter today, but also the fact that i have heard shit like "coastal Hungarians" and. Whatever the hell O.rban was about tbh that just makes me go🤨 sometimes. Hungarians my beloveds, tho. Like with the French, I'm p sure they helped us more than they ruined us, I just hate them for the bit. You always gotta hate your neighbours a lil bit.

Tldr: it's not that deep, but i still hope the Hungarian who called me Albanian on here (bc I was talking about how people who call themselves expats just don't wanna equate themselves to "dirty immigrants" even tho they are immigrants, like, okay, i see what immigrants he had a problem with) stubs his toe once a week

[autumnrory]

it’s so funny how much kids seem to like me when i struggle so much understanding the words they’re saying if they’re really little and i’m BETTER at interacting with them than i used to be after all these years with my nephew and nieces but still like. kinda awkward

i like them too, to be clear, kids are the fucking BEST even if i don’t want them for myself. but i’m always just kind of stunned when kids attach themselves to me seemingly so easily

[blujayonthewing]

well I just spent an hour digging through my own dnd notes and social media and also almost cried because I mentioned, in passing, something justin had said about one of his NPCs and he, completely lightheartedly, was like '?? I don't remember that at all. [I mean I'm not making it up?] I think you might be making it up 😏'

[orange-dreamzer]

Reach your reblog limit?

sending me an ask, especially on-anon, about reaching my reblog limit.... Very smart. Very smart indeed