#I don’t make the rules (I do)
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“I hate the script, the vault dwellers sound so cheesy—“ my Brother in Steel you realize that’s the point, right? They were bred to act like the physical embodiment of an HR e-mail. Did you not catch the memo that Vault-Tec put out regarding their experiment facilities?
#fallout#fallout tv show#fallout tv series#they were raised to respect the Golden Rule they’re a bunch of fucking kindergartners#theyre MEANT TO BE CRINGE#plus if you keep watching you’ll SEE WHY THEY DO THAT#don’t quit in the first episode when you have so many more to explore wtf is wrong with them!!! it’s a good show!!!#sometimes I think people like to hate things just to hate them and I understand. truly. i am a certified hater too#but don't dog something that has reasoning!! you're meant to cringe! and you'll see why!!!#GIVE IT TIME IT WILL MAKE SENSE I PROMISE#fallout spoilers
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Teen johnlock for you
#John winds up doing a lot of Sherlocks homework#the favour is not returned#also Sherlock does steal johns clothes I don’t make the rules#actually I do and that’s the reason he does :)#my art#sherlock holmes#john watson#johnlock#sherlock#bbc sherlock#teenlock#is that a real tag I don’t know
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Prompt:
Jason keeps accidentally drawing parallels between his running away to Ethiopia and getting killed.
He leaves a note saying he‘ll be back soon? Three terrified bats AND a supe crashing through the roof of a 7/11.
Casually mentioning he‘ll be going overseas to check up on a lead? Surprise! Nightwing‘s going the same way! What a coincidence!
Jason pushes someone off the roof? “Don’t worry Jaylad, I know it was an accident!!!!”
The next gig takes place at an abandoned warehouse? “Explosives whomst?? No, Jason, of course I didn’t scout the area beforehand. Don’t be absurd. Your bombs?? Oh, those were yours?”
Look, it’s not that Jason doesn’t appreciate a demonstration of how much they care. But he’s getting seriously fed up with the level of overprotectiveness everyone’s displaying.
Although, in retrospect, he could have handled this whole thing better than having an open spat with Bruce and then disappearing on them for two months straight. Oops.
(In his defense, Kori got them cards for a once-in-life-time-space-opera.)
#prompt#still stuck in the hospital and I need something to giggle at rn#and what’s better for it than some batfam crack#Jason did not think that last one through#that stunt was not worth Bruce having a genuine and full blown meltdown#also can someone please explain why everyone’s got contingency plans for Nightwing on display?#what do you mean you haven’t slept for a week Tim?#WGAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR’RE LEGALLY A ROGUE NOW!?#Kori I need you to extend our space trip-#Kori: hell no you’re on your own bye#Kori: Roy get Biz and then we’re outta here#Kori: we’ll check back next year if earth still exists#Alfred: … I take it I can store the guns back in their appropriate places?#Jason: ????????????????#jason todd#batfamily#dick grayson#bruce wayne#batfam#robin#tim drake#red hood#unhinged family#protective#I snuck a teeny tiny amount of implied superbat in here#because Clark has adopted all the bat children sorry I don’t make the rules
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Bruce has such insane “I love you and want to give you the world but I’m just going to sit here and stare at you until you think something is wrong” dad energy
Jason: oh my god…he’s totally mad about something
Bruce, thinking hard about when Jason was short: baby
#bruce wayne#batman#dc#batfamily#jason todd#batdad#I don’t make the rules sorry#this is Their Vibe#pov you think your dad hates you but he actually is just emotionally constipated#Bruce Wayne’s B- parenting#he’s out there…#…doing his best
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high school sweethearts to college fiancés
#pls note all the little details in the back!!!#long distance is hard#the countdown on the calendar#the old plane ticket#iwa’s seat number is oikawa’s jersey number#yes i do think they would get engaged very young#sorry but they’re soulmates i don’t make the rules#iwaoi#hq iwaizumi#iwaizumi hajime#haikyuu iwaizumi#iwaoi fluff#iwaoi fanart#hq oikawa#haikyuu oikawa#oikawa tooru#haikyuu fanart#haikyuu#haikyuu!!#haikyuu time skip#timeskip iwaoi#arctvros
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Since my first post did so well, here’s some more fanart, this time more recent for @hotguycomiczine! This was an amazing project, and whilst reading I knew I really wanted to draw/ put my own spin on Pearl/Scour. They were really one of my favorite characters throughout the whole story.i don’t really remember what weapon she had though so I gave her a big scythe. Loved evil pearl and the zine so much.
#hgcz#hgcz spoilers#If the men get to wear tight costumes so do the women#i don’t make the rules#pearlescentmoon#hgcz fanart#hermitcraft#artists on tumblr#hermitcraft fanart#hc fanart#hotguy comics zine
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Y’know That one image of goth Ariel + Eric?
#young just us#my art#anyone could’ve been a communist tbh#cissie king jones#bart allen#dc impulse#arrowette#slobo#slobo dc#young justice#yj98#trans hc#all of yj is queer I don’t make the rules (yes I do)#dc fanart#dc comics
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Haven’t done background in a while so this was fun :]
#my art#background art#doodle#free handing perspective beloved#doing perspective little boxes will drive me nuts#if it looks right then it’s right#I don’t make the rules#deadendia courtney
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some mp100 doodles from the last couple days
#doctorsiren#mob psycho 100#shigeo kageyama#reigen arataka#sakurai yusuke#koyama megumu#mp100 fanart#digital art#my art#procreate#doodle page#the first one is a few of the outfits from various official arts#same with the second#THEY KEEP GIVING REIGEN GLASSES IN OFFICIAL ART#i know of at least THREE different ones where he wears 3 different styles of glasses#which has lead me to believe that he either needs glasses or already has contacts (i believe he has contacts already)#i think the world needs more glasses reigen#also during my rewatch of mp100 that I’m doing bc I’m showing it to my older brother#i realized that a silly ship could be Reigen and Sakurai#I mean the ship name is RIGHT there with sakurei /silly#they would get on each others nerves so much it would be funny#but in the end Sakurai has Koyama so 😁😁😁#also yeah Sakurai looks like Gregory Edgeworth and he would be a Steel Samurai fan 😁 sorry I don’t make the rules
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Starving artist Steve Harrington just trying to pick up any job that’ll pay the bills so he can keep making art picking up a bartending gig at some album release event in LA because it pays a flat $500 for 4 hours of his time plus tips
The album ends up being a much-anticipated follow up to an extremely successful debut album for Corroded Coffin, a metal band that somehow made a huge dent across multiple genres with their Spotify Lounge cover session
The lead guitarist and singer, Eddie Munson, is known for being a charmer, but Steve doesn’t fall for it and that just makes Eddie work harder to impress him
Cut to Steve leaving well after the party wraps up, nearly $1000 richer (thank you drunk rich people who forgot they’d already tipped him $20) and running right into Eddie smoking behind the venue
He’s not supposed to smoke, messes with his voice, so he offers Steve his last cigarette and asks him how the night went. Steve’s honest and says he got enough money to pay off his rent for the month and have some leftover for groceries so he’s pretty happy
Eddie asks if bartending is what he always does and Steve unloads on him about his art, how he always knew it would lead to living thin, but that he didn’t mind if it meant he still got to create things that let people see the world differently
Eddie won’t admit it for at least four more months, but he fell in love with Steve that night, listening to the way he described his process and watching as his eyes lit up as he told him about a new thing he wanted to try with oils and clay pinch pots as soon as he had the money for studio time and materials
Eddie won’t admit it for another six months, but he “forgot” the nearly $5000 in cash in the jacket he let Steve borrow in hopes that his bills would be taken care of long enough for him to get whatever studio time he wanted
And Steve wouldn’t admit it for almost a year, but he knew all along that Eddie’s charm worked on him from the first time he ordered a fruity drink at the bar and called him Stevie
#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#stranger things#headcanon#idk I’m just trying to keep the horrors at bay right now#having silly little thoughts about my two favorite silly guys is the best thing to do#starving artist Steve#rock star Eddie#they fall in love in every universe I don’t make the rules
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butch hands in rings are pornographic to me honestly… a butch sends me a hand pic and i’m flushed heart racing mouth watering
#send me a hand pic and you’re getting called a harlot sorry i don’t make the rules#oh wait yes i do~#c.txt
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Six of Crows au where the crows stay in Ketterdam after the heist (and Matthias is alive obvs) and Colm (Jesper’s father) visits Ketterdam all the time because those kids really need a parent figure like Nina what do you mean you haven’t seen your parents since you were a kid? Excuse me Wylan your father did WHAT NOW?? Matthias what about your family? Dead? Oh. Inej? ‘Somewhere in Ravka’ isn’t that specific. Kaz what do you mean your mother is Ketterdam go get some therapy please. And so Jesper’s dad adopts his son’s whole friend group
#so you know how I said Jes is a James potter variant and James’ parents ‘adopted’ the marauders so Colm is adopting the crows#I don’t make the rules (I do)#six of crows#jesper fahey#kaz brekker#inej ghafa#nina zenik#matthias helvar#wylan hendriks#wylan van eck#colm fahey#crooked kingdom
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Dan and Phil said butch4butch phyuri please
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Stupid Tobey-Centric Wordgirl Shitposts, GO!
Click for Quality! Second image was based on this post.
#aria draws#digital art#digital drawing#fanart#shitpost#wordgirl#wordgirl fanart#tobey mcallister iii#tobey mccallister#wordgirl tobey#becky botsford#wordgirl becky#dr two brains#dr twobrains#wordgirl dr two brains#captain huggyface#meme redraw#this fictionak 10 year old terrorist is my son now I don’t make the rules#also ignore the fact that only the first one is properly shaded I didn’t feel like doing the other 2#also ignore the miscolored cloud I’m not fixing that either.
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binary boyfriends season 6 anthem?
#I don’t make the rules I just enforce them#hawkmetri#binary boyfriends#they’re feral for this#I get it haha funny but u can’t put them and a Sabrina carpenter song together and expect me to be chill about it#it’s just not gonna happen I will be insane#like the lyrics are sooooo demetri#’if you wanna go and be stupid don’t do it front of me’ ur joking#also s2 hawk pov??#I beg you don’t embarrass me motherfucker=cool it with the nerd shit#elimetri
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*Cracks knuckles*
Let the crossovers……BEGIN
And finally:
Anxiety, stop it. You giving them existential crises. >:(
#Pizza Tower#ANTONBLAST#The Amazing Digital Circus#TADC#Cuphead Don’t Deal with the Devil#Inside Out#Inside out 2#Guys Inside Out 2 has been rotating in my head for a little while idk what to do HELO#Also I FIXED THE WAIST BAND on Anxiety it was a button before but my stupid ass didn’t see it last time and gave her a buckle.#Ah yes. I love art of Pomni and Peppino just being sopping wet cats together. it’s very entertaining!#Also I feel like Anton and Cuphead would get along great. Father son type of gig if you will#Also every villain I drew is a little fruity. including Caine. I don’t make the rules guys I’m sorry- 🙌#Peppino#Anton#Cuphead#Pomni#Anxiety#Crossovers!#Art#Doodles
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