#I don’t like it and I really don’t like Matty
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Hi! Ok ok question, do you think the guys would like plus size girls? Or like very avrage girls physically, like the ones who have cruves, cellulite, acne, and genuently not the like 'conventionally pretty' kind. (Feeling so insecure right now)
I feel like Theodore is the most likely to like chubby or plus size girls, maybe unpopular opinion but Tom as well, like really full, curvy girls? Am I delulu??
hi love!!!!! i had a previous ask similar to this for matty, you can find it here. 🤍 also this one.
my stance is the same but to answer your question directly, there is no one size fits all for these boys. these boys would love you regardless of shape size skin tone—it doesn’t matter. you are fucking beautiful the way you are, and without even knowing who you are i know you have a heart of gold and for that alone, they would drool for you.
i have said this before, but every single one of these boys love that extra PHAT (plenty o’ hips and thighs).
also like, funny enough, i asked my guys friends what their thoughts on cellulite were and half of them don’t even know what it is.😭 real men don’t care about the marks on your body—whether it be cellulite stretch marks acne scars HAIR—they just care about you. 🤍
in my opinion, tom would love someone who treats him humanly. theo would love someone who can match his wit. mattheo would love someone who doesn’t give up on him. blaise would love someone who’s as easy going as he is. enzo would love someone who’s sunshine with that freaky side. draco would love someone who is patient with him.
this fandom is and always has been all inclusive. do not ever think that you’re not good enough for any of them. you are. you’re more than. 🤍
#every body type is fucking beautiful#body posititivity#you are fucking beautiful no matter your size and mattheo riddle will love every goddamn inch of you#you are perfect and i want you to know that#thank you for sending me this ask. you are loved#em’s yappery#harry potter#mattheo riddle#tom riddle#slytherin boys#slytherinboys#theodore nott#theodorenott
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Trish conversation with Jordan 😮😮😮😮he is talking shit she's right to say
I just feel bad for Henry. He’s the only one I care about, because you can see all over his face how he feels when he sees Matty and Jordan talking.
#I don’t want to talk about Matty and Jordan#I don’t like it and I really don’t like Matty#big brother uk#big brother#ask me stuff
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what if I took some of my regular ocs and turned them into aftg ocs. What Then
#if I were to hypothetically#I don’t think I have any ravens#ares would be a Raven maybe but would leave p quickly if he could#Bella is also likely to be a Raven but would follow ares#Ethan is best suited as a fox but has the strict-religion trauma that would find him stuck in a cult and conflicted about it#toby matty lyra and lukas would be trojans#pax is a fox but destined for court#there’s a few more bouncing around that have potential#I’ve had these people in their own worlds for so long but now I’m like okay#sure ur busy with ur own plot or whatever#but what if I made u play exy??? what then??#stupid rambles#because lord knows I will never really write their stories as much as I try and try and try#might just copy and paste their personality onto new dudes#and pretend they’re different people
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SCREAMIN BUT DADDY I LOVE HIMMMM IM HAVING HIS BABYYY
#we got one Solid banger i’m taking this as a win#song so good u forget taylor cusses out swifties in the bridge like WOA WHY IS SHE GOING IN#80 percent of the album being about matty is so funny she really don’t fw joe#soju shut up#music#if u really think about it this is her i don’t wanna be saved by sexxy red
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I love the rhyming on ttpd. can only think of two examples currently but I know there’s more.
#the dancing phantoms on the terrace do they get second hand embarrassed#is e v e r y t h I n g#but also I can’t stop thinking about:#you. look. like. taylor swift. in this light—we’re lovin’ it#like just the flow. the cadence. not even just the rhyme but#her ease with language and playfulness with it and all the little pockets and corners of so many songs#even ones you think you don’t like. settle in with time!#like the thing about taylor is that she is VERY much a poet#in that some of her genius/way with words is innate#and the images and stuff she uses the turns of phrase can feel so garish and embarrassing on first listen#they JAR#but honestly I think it’s because she is truly …. new? she is doing something NEW#and the shock and outrage that always goes with new things is always present with a Taylor album#and I think she’s drawing on so much from the past to write but she is so deeply rooted in the present cultural moment#so it’s so easy to dismiss her writing on first glance as like. idk a college girl’s idea of poetry#as being too Stark or Melodramatic.#she loves OBVIOUS imagery and extremely dramatic ones too#but she isn’t actually just throwing stuff at the wall#because pretty much always. it starts to land and soften and settle#and the image she’s chosen has done its job of drawing you into a world#and/or communicating an emotion#and sometimes it’s so upsetting. like. get me out of the bedroom with Matty Healy taylor!!!!!!!!!! but. the art is art-ing!#I guess is what I’m saying. she’s good at this it isn’t just hype#but some of it really is that she’s taking us places we might not want to go or are so quick to pass judgment on#as being unworthy of a song or more importantly a poem. but present art HAS to do that#and does do it!!!!!! idk I am just. musing
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In case anyone is wondering I’m still 50/50 about ttpd. Like some of the songs are so good but the only one I’d be really disappointed if it didn’t exist is guilty as sin. Idk what it is but I just can’t get into it properly.
#when it first came out I was like this is the best album ever but I think that’s because she mentioned themes she doesn’t normally talk#about and I really like how she blended the line between Joe and matty but otherwise???#like it’s good but it’s nowhere near my favorite and i understand why people don’t like it#autumn rambles
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it really bugs me how taylor swift has been able to evade sm criticism under the guise that having a problem with her is misogynistic. like yes some of it is but at some point i think we should be able to talk about how she only speaks out about issues when she knows she’ll benefit and also is destroying our environment. she is not your friend, she is not mothering, she is not a queer icon (that’s a whole diff issue..). she wants your money and that’s it!
ALSO adding this as an edit bc i forgot: can u imagine how much more traction the pro palestine movement would get if we had taylor actively speaking out about it and using her platform?? like can u fucking imagine??? and she’s not and it’s just insane to me that people are okay with this. she has enough money. even if doing so completely tanked her career, she would be fine
#dee overshares#i know the last post i made about this was a lot nicer#but it just really irks me how no one is rlly holding her accountable#after the matty healy thing i lost my respect for her#and seeing other white girls forgive and forget over that makes me scratch my head#like of course it doesn’t bother u because ur white#and don’t seem to be able to empathize with other peoples’ experiences#so it’s not up to u to decide whether or not that was okay
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do i believe that taylor and karlie kissed at the 1975 concert in 2014 … well that’s one secret i’ll never tell xoxo
#crazy to see so many ppl talking about taylor and matty allegedly hooking up in 2014 and NOT bring up kissgate .#like how do you either not know or not care#like girl miss kloss is at the centre of the matty taylor lore how do u not care#omg matty looked at taylor while singing fallingforyou and pointed at her girl and she was too busy cuddling karlie to even notice ..#i’m not a kaylor on GOD but i just don’t understand how you can talk about matty and taylor and not even bring her up#i do think they had a really intense friendship and a massive friendship failing out which is actually more interesting to me than them#secretly dating#but also i don’t know any of these people#all i know is that i don’t trust that british man and his bad teeth and i think karlie is a maniac for going to the eras tour just to sit#in the nosebleeds and see taylor rerelease 1989 from miles away knowing that a decade ago she was the first person to ever hear that album#😵💫😵💫😵💫#MENTAL ILLNESS#her doing that is way more insane than matty healy eating raw meat on stage and playing tiktoks#behind every deranged man there is a more deranged woman#that’s the thesis statement here#taylor swift#mari.txt
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”Elämä on laiffii, you know”
- it’s a reference to the past olympic gold medalist Matti Nykänen who was famous for his achievements in sports but also for his drinking and later abusive relationships, he used to have weird one liners like ”elämä on laiffii” which translates to ”life is life”, I think he also made some music
#you know#don’t know why i wanted to get this out#elämä on laiffii is very much like it’s crazy it’s party#also elämä on laiffii is a prominent part of the finnish vocabulary by now#it’s not too much about matti nykänen really#it’s just stupid#laiffii aka life#käärijä#it’s crazy it’s party
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not a swiftie nor do i have a disproportionate amt of hate for her music but PERSONALLY i think that if u date an openly racist and misogynistic man there should be a lot of push back from ur fans bc. idk. that feels a little. odd.
#taylor swift#ttpd#the tortured poets department#i don’t like it when ppl are like ‘well taylor deserve to call out her rabid fans on her relationship with matty healy because of xyz’ and#like i get it i really do. IF THIS WAS ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE???#didn’t she also say something like who you hangout with reflects your beliefs?#LOVED so highschool but i need the diehards to think critically ☹️
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i would give anything to rewrite ajl gooooood
#and I don’t mean rewrite as in have a whole new version plus the original#i mean write it with the knowledge I have now#it’s only been two years since I first started it but I have learned SO much since then#i would give anything to like. go back in time persay#it’s just that sometimes I reread it and I’m like god damnit matti#also ermmmm#if you’ve ever supported that fic#you mean the world to me#you really do#y’all are so kind and encourage me to do what I do#not just mario fanfic writing but like writing for a career#multiply all of that by 920482938383 because I don’t even know how to actually express my gratitude yall are fucking AWESOME#I’m getting off track#lament au
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#anon about Taylor and Matty#I totally agree with you#That article is a boiler plate set up for a PR stunt#I’m not posting because I really don’t feel like turning my weekend into two days of talking about her#❤️
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tagged by @planetsoupo, thank you!! 🧡
open pinterest, make a moodboard out of the first nine pictures that show up, and tag your mutuals!
here’s mine:
I tag @asxitxis @simplyjustsimping @0ffbeatqueer @vintagefaerie @etheltheblog @newtness532 @canonsunkmyships @lokiawriter @potato-jem @sweeetavalanche @universe-city-wanderer @yesterdayorcenturiesbefore if y’all want to, absolutely no pressure!
#nah cause I thought this was gonna be terrible#like embarrassingly awful#but this is really good???#even shirtless 2014 Matty Healy???#I know I tagged a lot of people but I don’t want to leave anyone out#and I def did leave some people out cause I already had 12 😭#but literally if we’re mutuals you’re always tagged in any of these kinds of posts#tagged#pinterest
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swifties are really losing their mind over this latest development more than the fucking pollution thing
#I stopped respecting taylor as a person in 2019 after brendon urie lol#like give it up guys she makes some tunes she writes some god dang poetry but she is part of the mega rich class#she will never value social justice above her career#and she’s going on a pr campaign with this one but no one knows what the reason is?#like does she really not want ppl to talk about her breakup This much or is something bad about to come out#cus this reminds me of when she did the pr thing with tom hiddleston in an attempt to distract from the kanye thing#lol anyway good luck to disillusioned swifties I wish yall recovery from your para social relationship#I don’t even mean that sarcastically cus I was there a few years ago#matty healy#taylor swift
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what’s up besties
#today has been quite relaxed (at least for now) my bosses don’t have a lot of tasks to do for me#so I’m doing a research (trying to figure out for myself what was the hottest Alex Turner era and#do I lust over Matty or not)#I mean do I think he’s seggsy it’s only about appearance#don’t really like him as person
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whenever I see people say Matty was her twin flame 😒
#everytime I see people say this I’m like please this is not a romance book this is real life#even as an avid romance reader I’m sure soulmate is just a term made up by people so they can convince themselves they were meant to be#just actively work on your relationship okay we don’t need to throw around terminology#and I get when you’re really in love you’re going to think that sure#but as people who aren’t in the relationship read a romance book#and I think romance as a genre is looked down on by others and that’s why Amelia and Andrew are like blowing up#just my opinion and honestly a little off topic#antyways when you are in a relationship you need two people to make an effort#it’s crazy cause like within the smallest man she talks about her and mattys relationship dynamic and it sounds awful#what do you mean once your queen had come you treat her like an also ran and that’s your twin flame#I mean sure if you hate yourself#she built matty up so freaking much that by the time she got to the relationship she was so disappointed and their relationship is sad asf#so much shit happened she didn’t leave him and then he left her#people blaming matty leaving on the fans is just another for dick riders and matty fans to absolve him/men of shit#and that is exactly why Matty is the way he is#I mean did you hear her in the smallest man she literally says you crashed my party in your rental car#he knows he doesn’t have to clean shit up bc someone is always going to clean things up for him#and that’s exactly why he is the way he is#enablers the entire lot of you
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