#I don’t like him dry!! i just don’t!

[overcaffeinated-aro]

autism that likes food thoroughly combined

-vs-

autism that likes food separate or ‘stacked’

💥fight💥

[voidcat]

You and your annoying uni friend slash occasional roommate Endo who likes to crash at your place unprompted and unannounced at random times. Despite your pouts and groans you enjoy his presence as much as he does.

He’s an impressive artist with wonderful line work, his newest works always has you waiting to see the end result, watching with great focus as he works on them on your floor in the dead of the night

And he’s great company too. A beer cracked open, snacks all around and it’s just the two of you shittalking others, gossiping and being mean just because you can and oh—

is it not fun to spend time with him like that- to the point he has become perhaps the closest to you. Each others confidants, secret keepers, the number one victim to drag when the other one is trying something new or going to a new place.

So it’s no surprise when you whine about how boring and lonely things have gotten lately and you just miss a good ol heated making out session. Maybe a little handsy if türe feeling up to it, maybe even a little grinding if the night looks promising.

Before the two of you know, your hot breaths are all over each other, Endo’s hands at both sides, pulling you into his lap with strength and pressing you against that aching spot in his pants just to relieve himself as you bite into his neck and mark him up in red

[thebrainofmae]

I started Interview with the Vampire

[driftingballoons]

@jsab-fujii ask and ye shall receive >:)

but until I figure out what they do Dusknoir can hold him, as a treat

It’s fine :)

[independent-fics]

Will forever bug me that Hardison’s suit is not visibly wet when they make their way over to the park.

[givemebishies]

Omg my son (a potted plant) left a huge mess (a bunch of soil) all over the shower floor after he took his bath (I watered him in the shower) he is so grounded (I am ever so slightly cross w him)

[steelycunt]

i’m using him to stir my tea. no yeah im holding him by the legs and stirring him headfirst don’t worry though he’s holding his breath. well a bit of him went a little too sodden and crumbled off into the bottom of the mug but ill just scoop it up and stick it back on later. yeah i’ve got a pritt stick don’t worry. well these things happen

[felixravinstills]

I think it’s kinda fun that Felix must have curled his hair for the Reaping

[kendallroygf]

One thing that goes crazy is those distant screaming calls for help you can hear in the background of off to the races. Like the whole basic premise is this lolita inspired dynamic between this young lonely girl and this much older man where she swears that nobody else in the world would even have her except for him and this in itself is a feat because she’s ‘crass’ and has a ‘broke down life’ etc and the whole thing is entrenched in denial. He loves her in spite of all these things wrong with her, all he asks is that she does what he wants, he’s like an omnipresent figure for her - watches her in the bathroom, getting dressed etc. and the almost hyperbolic way she describes herself smitten with him and how she believes she needs him, she’s nothing without him, the dependency borders on the paternal. It’s not that she’s unable to leave it’s that she believes she has nowhere else to go, he’s made it so she’s so enmeshed that she simply thinks she could not survive without him. he’s ‘saving’ her from herself and she’s in even more debt to him for it (sorry that im misbehaving!!!) and imo she’s almost a parody of herself bc she doubles down on this narrative that’s she’s a seductress and insane and crazy and she needs looking after by this mature older man when in reality she’s so troubled, under constant observation but she twists it so it’s like she’s running away to be caught by him rather than to escape. And in the end her calls for help can barely be heard under the passionate repetition that he’s her one true love

[filmcel]

post nut clarity but it’s just post conversation clarity….eugh i feel so disgusted w myself

[coffeebooh]

let it be known that anyone who’s got kaldur as their least favorite team 0 member is just straight up racist because that dude is the definition of poise, badassness and amazing powers, is literally from under sea and his dad is a crimelord, which comes w angst in itself.

also one of the few characters who has proven time and time again that he could be trusted w any form of leadership and do good with it. villains are scared of him, wally was jealous that he would hook up w artemis while they were undercover in season 2, is extremely relatable in the sense that he got so much responsibilities from a young age and since then had to deal w the maladaptive tendencies that came w it (which are him thinking that he was needed at all time by everyone and that his worth was defined by how many responsibilities he was carrying, when it’s not at all the case) and eventually got over this tendency in s4 (or at the very least learnt to lessen it a bit)

is also the one we see the most interact w the rest of the og team individually. he has a special bond and dynamic w each and every single one of them, smth we are not shown that much w other ogs, whose interactions often only vary between two other members or less.

in brief, kaldur is the goat

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

rewatching some disco elysium scenes and thinking abt geto …… the conversation w dora at the end reminds me of him so bad for some reason :// just . him and a reader who moves on…. while he clings to the past…….. sigh sigh sigh

[geoz-n]

Finished part 1 of dune (book) I am a changed person. I love knowing twists and then still feeling shocked at their reveal.

[therealsinnohdawn]

in the case of house 2x02

little girl: i’m dying. i’m nine and i’ll never experience romance or be kissed.

i had my first real kiss in my mid-20s. i was so so convinced that i was just broken somehow. i’m not on the aro/ace spectrum, i wanted it so badly. was i ugly? did everyone secretly hate me? how can everyone else be so good at this and i’m so bad? 

i have an anxiety disorder. i’ve never been hospitalized or had any real near-death experiences, but i’ve always been afraid. not of death, not really. but afraid that i’d die before i ever got to experience what everyone else seems to. if i had had some kind of terminal illness, that’s what ultimately would be the most upsetting to me. 

so maybe it’s just because i relate to the patient that i feel this way. but i cannot see what chase did as anything other than a man trying to comfort a dying girl. obviously it wasn’t any kind of fetish for him! obviously he wasn’t getting anything out of it! he tried to convince her not to give up. but he knew that ultimately, she might die, and she’d die feeling rejected and unloved and unhappy. she’s fucking 9. 

here’s the thing about fiction. if something like this happened in real life it would be very very sus. but in fiction, we have the benefit of knowing the character’s real motives and thoughts. why would it be creepy in real life? because that’s a grown man kissing a child, probably a p***phile. but we viewers are omniscient. we can see chase’s trepidation. we know his entire history, and also his future. nothing that happens or will happen in the show suggests that he gets off on kissing children. we see no indication that he poses any danger. what do we see? we see that he cares for patients, we see that he weighs risks, we see that he makes calculations. he decided that giving this poor, sad girl a moment of happiness, possibly the last one she will ever have, was worth the side-eyes he might get if he were found out. and he did, and he did try to defend himself. that doesn’t imply guilt, it implies that he does care about their view of him. but he cared about the patient more. 

everyone hates on chase because of this. there are actual, legit reasons to hate chase, real character flaws that can’t be justified. his fatphobia early in the series, his level of calculation and manipulation to rival house’s, the excuses he made to stay with cameron, how much he loses his brain when he’s trying to flirt with someone new. but “a dying child was sad that she’d never experience kissing a cute boy, so he kissed her on the lips for 3 seconds rather than rejecting her to save face”? nah fam.

[pinkfey]

actually fucked how many teenagers enter friendships and relationships with total strangers online thinking they’re mature enough to have control of the situation

[fingertipsmp3]

Just remembered another fucked up paint story (will put in tags because idk I like talking in tags more than actually in the post)