#I don’t know why XD

[bleue-flora]

Michaelmcchill really asking the real questions about Dream and the Prison…

[clip] Sapnap: “He’s fucked up alright? He was my friend but he’s Fucked Up, okay? He wanted to control everyone.” Eryn:”Really?” Micheal: “So you do think he should be in there?” Sapnap: “Yes.” Michael: “For how long?”

[clip] (about Sapnap’s visit to prison) Michael: “But was he like shaking bars fucked up? Or like what?—Was he acting like a fucking monkey in the zoo, like trying to get the fuck out, or what?” Sapnap: “Like no this—look he went from being fucked up in terms of like—like him just being like a bad person to him being fucked up by being like he wouldn’t talk—like oh he—he was like—he got fucked up from being in prison so long. You know what I mean? There’s a difference between the two fucks up.” Michael: “Well if he got fucked up from being in prison then maybe he should be out?” Sapnap: “No, no, no, Micheal, you’ve got it all wrong. He needs to be in prison til he’s not fucked up either way. Once he’s just not fucked up and—” Michael: “Wait a minute, so the prison made him fucked up?” Sapnap: “No, no, no, he was fucked up, alright? And then he got a different kind of fucked up but he’s probably still the other fucked up as well. You get what I’m saying.” Michael: “I mean I get it he was fucked up before he went in but it seems like the prison has fucked him up even more.” Sapnap: “No—no, look he’s gonna get better.” Michael: “If he—if he’s your friend, wouldn’t you want to help him get better?”

[clip] Michael: “But maybe the prison can’t help him!” Sapnap: “Michael, you’re wrong.” Michael: “I’m—I’m just asking.” Sapnap: “Michael, he has to stay in there. If he comes out— Michael: “These aren’t necessarily my opinions I just don’t—I mean if he’s you friend—What if he needs therapy instead of the prison?”

[cali-kabi]

~ Kirbtober Day 2: Revenge🔥⚔️

[xmcu-fietro]

I promise I’ll stop the MoE/AAA headcanons soon because I know they make no sense at all, but I’m on a roll xD

so if Mare of Easttown does exist in the Wandavision/Agatha All Along universe then Evan Peters would have to exist in that universe too, and I like to think that every time Ralph sees Evan get another acting job or win an award he looks up at the sky and goes “WHY NOT ME??”

Like, at some point he’d probably turn into an EP impersonator when actual acting doesn’t work out. I’m just imagining him at a cafe and someone going “oh my gosh, Tate Langdon?? I love American Horror Story!!!” and he just starts crying into his coffee or something before having the lightbulb moment of “holy crap, I can totally just pretend to be him and get hired that way”

Or, alternatively: someone thinks Ralph is EP and, before he has the chance to correct it, he gets offered a role meant for EP—and then he just goes for it and hopes no one notices that he’s a completely different person

[paintedkinzy-88]

Ohhhh I just saw your hoards ask answers! And I had a thought for Leo for what he could hoard:

Knives & swords. Kitchen knives, bread knives, paring knives, daggers, machetes, katanas, odachis, sabers, claymores, etc. His favorites would be those little claw knives that he had on in one of your comics where he figured out his own way to fly. I feel like he would enjoy the unique shine each blade he had, and perhaps the difference in weight each one had even if he couldn’t really fight with most of them.

I thought about this as well! The problem is, he never got into swords like in canon, cuz I mean. Dragon hands. Splinter tried to teach them to fight, yeah, but not with weapons. He didn’t have any weapons made for dragons XD

Their training was a lot of exploration for Splinter as well, but ultimately, their first official weapons (aside from maybe Donnie making his own) were the ones they stole from Draxum, like Leon’s claws. So he wouldn’t have really had a strong connection to swords and the such?

Maybe if they ever come across cloaking broaches for their special circumstances, (cuz let’s be honest, even in the Hidden City it’d get real hard to be giant dragon boys all the time) he’d have to learn to fight with a sword. But he’d also have to learn how to walk on two feet so who frikkin knows hahaha.

[skyward-floored]

Do you have any headcanons for Ravio?

Yeah, a few! Took me a bit to get to this sorry about that—

He’s a bird whisperer! He can understand Sheerow very well, and generally is just really good with birds. They also like him a fair amount too :3

He and Link (or Legend for lu) have a lot of similar mannerisms and it’s really weird for Link when he first meets Ravio because um. Why do they scratch their noses the same way??

Adding to that they also do some funny twin stuff like say words at the same time and finish each other sentences, but that only starts happening near the end of albw when they know each other a bit better. It’s still really weird for Link tho (and Ravio)

He’s known Hilda for a long time, and watching her grow more and more desperate to save their world and Yuga more or less corrupt her over time really wrecked him

That being said though he does really admire her love for their home. It matches his own, as messed up and falling apart as it is... it’s still his home. And he loves it. (though Hyrule is pretty amazing, all that life...)

I can’t remember if this is canon or not (I don’t think it is) but I like him having a little gap between his front teeth, it adds to the bunny thing :>

Also that in Lorule rabbits are legendary creatures, like unicorn level, and Ravio always liked stories of them growing up, so... that’s why he decided to make his hood the way it is.

[x-noirangel-x]

Blackwell is so photogenic… ( u ͜ u )

I thought I’d scan and share some shots I took around campus!

[ford-ye-fiji]

being your father’s favorite child is a burden not often talked about

[moonstruckdraws]

I saw this on my Pinterest and thought of you @hellishgayliath

If this was Pico, I think he’d do this as a tease to shut Luci up. Maybe it’s a forest rule lmao

[artsandstoriesandstuff]

…why do I have the sudden urge to make a robo sleuths Tang commercial with Rod?

[bleue-flora]

It really does always come back to George…

Tommy kills George -> Banishment

L’manberg tries to claim George’s land -> War

George is part of Manberg’s cabinet -> Dream switches sides

George keeps getting murdered -> Revive Book

Tommy burns down George’s house -> Exile

Dream used to give George red roses before he left -> Egg

George doesn’t come to visit -> Jailbreak

George leaves Dream -> Dream bullies guy in Exile, Community House blows up, Doomsday, Staged Finale, Pandora’s Vault

Quackity hurts George’s feelings -> Las Nevadas Finale attack on Quackity

George thinks the dsmp is no longer fun -> Reset

[magpigment]

WHY, for the love of god, is charlie just hammering home the fact that gillion tidestrider can lay fucking eggs

why is he like this 😭

[luminouslion]

A little what could have been if Acier never died/never was cursed

[codgod]

Got curious and scrolled down to find the sliddies and. lol. Make em bigger

(I've never been more glad to not own a Twitter. Why the hell do you subject yourself to this torture??)

if i make them any bigger he’ll fall over :/

[bugisbonkerz]

want to join the dhmis discord so bad but i carnt 💔💔💔

[teecupangel]

Remember that "Apple is Isu Skype" where Desmond gets called all the time? Well, imagine the entire thing being down to other Isu trying to call Dionysus... And end up getting Desmond. It all results with Isu thinking Dionysus somehow manages to survive the Cataclysm.

Half the reason Hades keeps calling Desmond, nephew? It because he completely refuses to believe Desmond is human. And if Desmond is not human, and looks like Dionysus - then Dionysus he must be. He had seen those facial features on his brother and Demeter way too many times

Things get really odd when Rebecca manages to get into some old Temple databases and finds what looks like Desmond in a toga. She then makes the poor choice of telling Shaun of what she found

...needless to say, Shaun starts nursing a new conspiracy theory

(and no, he did not have that picture peinted. And if he did, it's for reference purposes only)

A refresher for the Apple is Isu Skype idea.

Okay, but this works well with one of the ideas before where you asked what if Hades was Desmond’s father and I proposed we make him the Isu Zagreus (with Tinia as his father, making Minerva his aunt).

While we’re at it, let’s take into consideration how Orphism believed Zagreus died and was reborn as Dionysus and how Altaïr’s Codex specifically noted Dionysus as a ‘being’ that had been revived/reborn (pg11) in this scenario…

Let’s say Hades was in charge of the ‘souls’ in the Afterlife.

Now, Odyssey really laid on the mythology part thick but what if the Afterlife (the Underworld, Elysium, and everything else it encompasses) is the basis of both the Animus and the Mead?

As far as I could remember, we never see any deceased Isu in the Afterlife, only humans.

What if the Afterlife program kept on copying and storing the data of all dead humans?

The idea is the Afterlife Program that Hades was in charge of had been created to retain all possible data of dead humans.

This, of course, includes their memories which means that the memory seals could be an offshoot program. And the Animus was created using both the blueprints of the memory seals and what records they could find about the device that operates and maintains the Afterlife.

But why would they do such a thing?

What if the initial idea of the Afterlife is that humans were not meant to reproduce, that they were meant to die and then be revived in a younger body with all their memories intact, making it faster for them to return to work. Elysium houses the data of the exemplary slaves, the best of the crop. The others go to the other parts of the Afterlife (with Tartarus being the part where the data of the ‘defects’ go so they won’t be loaded again).

It was only a bit later that the Isus realized it takes too many resources to keep creating bodies based on human data (DNA) so the next batch of humans could reproduce.

By then, Hades was still kept in charge of the Afterlife Program and that’s where his annoyance (maybe it even turned to disdain and hatred) towards his brothers, one heralded as one of the greatest Isu scientists and one becoming the ruler of one of the most prominent Isu cities, starts.

And then everyone was scrabbling to find a way to save themselves from the Solar Flare and…

That’s when tragedy struck.

Perhaps it was an accident, perhaps there was foul play, no one could confirm but Zagreus, one of the Isu scientists under Hades died and his human slave goes missing.

The missing slave was ignored for now as only Zagreus even cared about her, treating her more like a companion than a slave which many Isus have scoffed at, but Zagreus’ death had brought an unintentional boon.

He’s already dead, why not use him as the test subject for the prototype of the Mead, currently hitting a dead end after the late Consus’ research had been used up completely? Aita was the one who suggested it but it was Juno who whispered to Tinia’s ear that his son could live once more if the experiment was successful. If not, what does he have to lose?

So, with Tinia’s blessing (and Minerva’s apprehension), they uploaded Zagreus’ data to the Afterlife, becoming the first Isu to be added to the Afterlife, and they recreated his body.

There were complications though…

The one who was born from Zagreus’ data looked like him, yes, but he didn’t have the telltale signs of an Isu. If anything, he looked more like a human than an Isu.

And he did not have any of Zagreus’ memories.

They named him Dionysus to separate him from Zagreus and he was given a title. Less than an Isu but more than a human…

He was a Sage.

Aita and Juno used the data they got to further the development of the mead while Dionysus was left to do whatever he wanted. He was useless to the Isu now that he lost Zagreus’ memories and the Solar Flare was far too near already that trying to teach Dionysus what Zagreus’ knew would simply be a fool’s errand at this point.

So Dionysus became a beacon of sorts. Instead of dreading death, he celebrated life. Instead of wasting his time trying to remember who he was a Zagreus, he held parties and invited everyone, humans and Isus alike.

Orgies were also a common occurrence because the end of the world was near so why not celebrate what time they have left with passion and love?

He was even the one to suggest to Tinia to host the big party that Odin would later infiltrate after Tinia had lost all hope and was spiraling into despair. Tinia knew he wasn’t Zagreus anymore but he was born of Zagreus and that is why he liked to call him ‘grandson’ instead.

And when Minerva finally looked into the calculations for one last ditch effort to save the world.

She saw it.

A series of calculations that would lead to the birth of Desmond Miles.

Less than an Isu but more than a human…

The next Sage to carry Zagreus’ data.

However…

To ensure that Desmond Miles would be born as Zagreus’ Sage…

Dionysus needed to die.

Unorganized Data:

So the idea is Desmond’s 0.9% Isu genes is because he’s Zagreus’ Sage. It’s less than the usual Sage we get but that’s because Dionysus (and Desmond) was the first Sage to be created, the proto-Sage if you will.

That 0.9% is a good thing though because it means Zagreus’ data won’t interfere with his personality, the same way Dionysus didn’t have any of Zagreus’ memories as well. Minerva needed it to be Desmond because any other Sage risks the chance that they’d let the world burn and become the new ruler of what remains.

The orgies are there to ensure Dionysus’ Isu genes get passed on to what will later be the Ibn-La'Ahad and the Auditore-Kenway bloodline.

Zagreus’ human slave is deliberately not named but she would be the ancestor of the Ibn-La'Ahad bloodline and had returned to his side when he was reborn as Dionysus. (If you want to add more drama, the slave was the reason for the accident that killed Zagreus but it was meant to kill her and Zagreus saved her at the cost of his life)

Shaun and Rebecca will start… well… not really putting the pieces back together but more like getting wild conspiracy theories if they get actual Isu memories than include Dionysus or Zagreus because they look exactly like Desmond. They believe he may be Desmond’s Isu ancestor.

The main reason why everyone is okay with Desmond asking questions that should be 'common sense' or 'common knowledge' is because they all know Dionysus doesn't know much so they're more forgiving and Desmond/Dionysus is charming enough that they don't mind explaining it anyway (since the Apple Zoom calls technically only happens a fraction of a second in real time anyway)

[daymemebeliever]

Sleepy boy