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volklana · 9 months ago

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My Woman. My Woman. My Wife.

Title comes from this song:

Request: All the sihtric fics😭 just fluff…mingled with angst. I just know he’s the most attentive lover ever. Always bringing flowers, making you laugh(bc his one liners are hilarious), sharing his furs with you… but I know he must have a temper. And he’s always gone away for so long. Poor rat boy probably thinks he’d be a terrible husband because of how often he’s gone for long periods of time. But he’s not😭 he’s the best husband ever. Anyway I got carried away, just all the sihtric things

@canyonmoon-2 I really hope I did your idea justice xx

Warnings: Details the loss of a baby and the grief in the aftermath of that loss. If that isn't for you, or it's too traumatic please don't read, protect your peace and you can catch me next time xx

Not proof read but mistakes will be corrected in time.

Requests are open:

The ride back to Winchester seemed to be taking longer the closer he actually got to the city.

He was beginning to feel lightheaded with dizziness at the thought of seeing you again.

Sihtric was besotted with you, had been from the moment he laid eyes on you, catching your eye across the square, hauling your cart of produce to sell at the market.

At first he was too shy to even look you in your eye as he paid for apples he didn’t even need, but as soon as your fingers accidentally brushed, he couldn’t help but delight in the shy smile that you shot his way, as you wished him to have a good day.

He couldn’t help but offer to escort you to your homestead that night, he had claimed it was to keep you safe but instead it was to steal a few more moments with you, you had walked in easy silence until you suddenly stopped and turned to face him.

“You haven’t told me your name.” you giggled and Sihtric’s face lit up “You’re walking me all this way and I don’t even know your name.”

“You would let a man you don’t know walk you home and you never even thought to ask his name. A pagan man at that. What would your nailed god say?”

“I know you are one of Uhtred’s men,” you considered.

“And that is the only reason you would allow me to accompany you?” Sihtric teased.

“That is the main reason, but I do have others,” you teased back.

“And what would those other reasons be lady?” he quirked his head to examine your face and you smiled, that gorgeous smile his way again.

“Perhaps we should start with your name first,” you giggled and goddamn it Sihtric wanted to get down on his knee right then and there for you, “I am Sihtric, lady,” he smiled, suddenly shy and you considered him for a moment, “I am y/n.”

And so that became your weekly routine, Sihtric would walk you home from the market and you would chat easily. He would linger awkwardly outside your home, neither one of you wanting to say goodbye until the day when he got a sudden surge of confidence, Thor knows from where and sprung forward to press his lips against yours. You absolutely melted into his touch and giggled when he pulled away, his whole face lighting up with a smile, “I have been waiting weeks for you to do that Sihtric,” you giggled and for good measure he kissed you again.

“Sihtric, you barely know her,” Uhtred warned.

“I know enough lord,” he uttered shyly and Gisela considered him gently.

“You love her,” she eased after a while and Sihtric’s face broke out in a smile again.

“And she loves me. She tells me all the time,” he rushed before his cheeks lit up crimson with embarrassment, and Gisela couldn’t help her amused smile.

She reached a hand to Uhtred who frowned her way at first, a silent conversation happening between their eyes.

“Very well Sihtric, you may marry your lady,” he sighed but Sihtric had already taken to running.

“Thank you. Thank you lord,” he shouted over his shoulder and he was away to find you scooping you into his arms, peppering kisses to any part of your skin he could reach.

Sihtric was the most attentive man you had ever known. He loved you in ways you hadn’t even known possible. There was not a single moment you were together that his hands were not on yours. You joked that he should climb inside you and live in your skeleton more than once, but you had a feeling that he would’ve if he could. Opting instead to be inside you in the only way he could, as many times a day as you would allow, and you would never refuse him.

Nobody had ever loved Sihtric, no one had ever been tender with him. No one had ever shown him that he was worthy of beautiful things and you vowed to spend every day of your life proving to him that he did.

Gentle hands traced scars and kissed the parts of his skin that had been broken by his father’s cruelty and sometimes the feeling was so intense for Sihtric he could barely bring himself to look you in the eye.

“What is it love?” you murmured pressing kisses to his his worried brow.

“I have to go away with Uhtred again.”

“To battle?” you asked gently, caressing his face.

“To battle,” he confirmed.

“Sihtric, you love being a warrior. What is this about?”

“I don’t want to be without you. To go back to how it felt before I knew you. The darkness…”

“I will be here waiting for you. Right here,” you took his hand and placed it over your chest, “Feel my heart, know it is real and it belongs to you. I will be here, loving you.”

Sihtric surged forward and pressed his lips to your needily, feeling reassured that his woman would be waiting for him.

You had built a wonderful life together with Sihtric, and you were happier than you had been in your life, but Sihtric struggled with leaving you every time.

He was weary from the ride but the thought of you pressed him forward.

As soon as he and Finan dismounted, Finan urged him to come for a drink in the alehouse but Sihtric was furiously shaking his head and excitedly told him he was away to find his wife.

He burst through the door of your home, flowers in hand, calling your name but the smile slipped from his face when instead of being greeted by the sight of his wife, he was instead greeted by Hild.

“Where is she Hild?” he almost shrieked, panic coursing through him, making it hard to breathe.

Hild squeezed his arm gently and as reassuringly as she could, but her face was grave, and she led him through to the bedroom, where Sihtric collapsed down to his knees by your side, the sight of your deathly pale skin and gaunt face, enough to send him into a spiral.

“What is it? My love? My Life?” he was begging, stroking your hair, he wanted to pull away from the coldness of your skin. You were always warm, his warmth his sunshine.

“It was a little boy,” you whispered weakly “We had a baby boy, Sihtric.”

His head was reeling, he hadn’t even known you were pregnant before he left, nor had you.

“I couldn’t keep him,” you suddenly cried, giant sobs wracking your weak body, “I lost him. I lost him.” you were hysterical and all Sihtric could do was crush him to you and wrap you up in his arms.

Sihtric held you, letting you cry on him until you had no tears left, repeating that he was sorry, he was so sorry, and none of this was your fault, and when your eyes finally slipped closed he allowed his own tears to fall.

Hild took him into her embrace when he finally re emerged from the bedroom, and they made their way outside, where under the shade of a leafy oak, he found the small arrangement of burial stones, that he threw himself upon and wept.

“She insisted we honour your traditions,” Hild finally broke the silence. “I had Gisela’s help, but she arranged the stones herself, nearly killed herself in the process.”

“Will she live?” he finally mustered the strength to beg.

“She is very weak, and if god..if the gods are good, she will live,” Hild reassured

“She has to,” Sihtric whispered “Or you may as well place me here with my boy.”

You regained your strength over the next few weeks, slowly and with the help of Hild and Sihtric. Sihtric never left your side, fetching you food, bringing you extra furs to keep you warm and at night, he pulled you as physically close as possible, lamenting the loss of your warmth, for now you always felt cold to him.

But soon you were back on your feet again, well enough to walk, well enough to have Gisela and Uhtred over for dinner and well enough to make love to Sihtric for the first time in weeks since he had got home.

Sihtric was wound tighter than a leash the past few days, his face constantly pulled into a frown lately, and no matter how much you tried you could not seem to pull him from the depths.

“What have I told you?” he snapped suddenly, and you lowered your gaze to the floor, “You are my woman, there is no need for you to do these jobs anymore. I will do it!” he snapped.

You had been attempting to help him ready his horse, as you had done a million times, lifting his heavy saddle bag up to attach to his saddle.

You watched him silently as he roughly threw his things together. You were rarely on the receiving end of Sihtric’s temper but lately you seemed to be finding yourself under it more and more.

He made to mount his horse and you couldn’t help the phrase that fell from your lips.

“You blame me for his loss?” you stated but it was more like a question.

Sihtric stilled all action, but he did not turn to face you.

“That is why you cannot speak to me with tenderness these days. Is it not?” your voice was small and you fiddled with a thread on your sleeve.

“If you cannot love me anymore. If I cannot make you happy, then I set you free. I told you the night we first made love that you deserved to be happy, and If I cannot do that for you, I set you free. I set you free because I love you more than anything on this earth and I cannot bear you to be this unhappy”

“How can you still love me?” he snarled, turning to face you, wild eyed.

“I was not here. I left you alone. I left you to endure his loss alone,” he was clawing at the skin on his left forearm, leaving fresh nail marks, an old habit from when Kjartan would lock him in the cellar, knowing a beating or some other form of humiliation was coming his way. If he hurt himself first, the next hurt would never be as bad.

“Set me free because you would be better off without my weight around your neck. Set me free so you may find a man who can love you the way you deserve. A man who will never leave you alone another second of his life. But do not dare set me free because you love me. I do not deserve your love, not now and I certainly never did.”

You reached for him, but he pulled his arm from your grasp, your head reeling from his lack of tenderness.

“If you leave me now Sihtric, in this moment here, that will be the only time you will have abandoned me. The only time you will have left me when I really needed you.”

Sihtric looked at you conflicted, two mismatched eyes trying to frantically find the right thing to say.

“I can’t forgive myself,” he finally mumbled “And to think you could ever believe that I blame you for his loss. There is only one person at fault here and that is me. Because I cannot promise that I will never leave you alone again.”

“I knew who you were when I agreed to marry you. I knew you then, as I know you now and I know for every time you leave me you will always return.” He finally allowed himself to be pulled into your arms, and you tutted at the unmistakable scratches on his arm, he had been hurting himself for a while.

“Oh my love,” you cried “All this time I have thought you were blaming me, but you have been burdening yourself with the blame of this loss.”

Sihtric nodded in your arms and you traced your thumb across the scar on his face, before placing a gentle kiss to his lips.

“Neither of us are to blame my love, the gods were cruel.” he nodded in your hands finally allowing his eyes to soften, boring into yours and when he looked at you this way, you could always see the small, skinny boy who only ever knew hurt, fear and humiliation but never love.

“Talk never of setting me free again my love,” he begged, closing the distance to lean his forehead against yours “My place, my only place is here by your side. My woman. My woman. My wife.”

Tagging: @canyonmoon-2 @sihtricfedaraaahvicius @whitedarkmoonflower @shamrockqueen thenameswinter99 foxyanon

#sihtric x reader #sihtric x you #sihtric kjartansson #sihtric fic #the last kingdom fic #volklana writes

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luselih · 8 months ago

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Hii im not sure if you write about him but could you write a fic with fem reader and leonardo from blue lock where she loses her virginity to him and could you make him an ass man if you can theres so little writing of him? Thank you so much if you do❤️❤️

heartless || leonardo luna

summary/ask: Your new boyfriend take your virginity, it couldn’t end badly, right?

content warnings | smut so minors don’t interact!, age gap (he’s 27, reader is around 20), virgin reader, chubby reader (hinted/written in mind for!), he is a major asshole, a bit (probably lot) dubious/non consensual in a lot of parts so that a warning, innocence kink?, mentions of jerking off, breast play, pussy inspection 😢, fingering, without protection, missionary and cowgirl assisted (he’s dom), filthy and mean, he is NOT gentle 😬, creamie, clit play, overstimulation, angst on end! (spoiler-he leaves you) + more…

a/n - #1 i kinda tried a different method of writing but it ended up being almost as same as oliver’s one 😭

Leonadro Luna. Name that a lot fans of football world know, a handsome player from Spain who is playing for Real Madrid is very valuable for that club. You yourself can’t even wrap your mind around the fact that he is indeed your boyfriend of 2 months. Basically every single woman wants him in their bedsheets every night but they don’t have that privilege like you do. I mean you don’t really even use it yourself because you couldn’t bring yourself to lose it. Your virginity.

Leonardo Luna knew that you were virgin the moment he laid his eyes upon you that day at his football match. When his team won against FC Barcha for 4th time that season but fans cheered for them like lunatics, he could see you with your friends cheering for him, wearing a jersey with his name and number on it at shinny stadium and since it was hotter than a devil’s lava bath you tie your jersey on your stomach so it obviously becomes visible to everyone, but he caught it as his club celebrated and started leaving field to shower and to continue to celebrate all night long.

When he passed around tribune and entrance for the interview line he saw you and that shy and excited smile on your lips as you and friend stood there waiting for him to speak to you maybe, you two just wanted autographs from him on your world cup cards of him you pulled out after countless tries to get him.

You thought that your biggest dream was being archived, he really did came to you two and greeted as he take a marker he said thank you for as he autographed your cards.

“I didn’t know that i got two pretty girls like you two as fans and i can’t say that i am mad at it. A little autograph would make you happy? Such nice and humble girls i see in front of me…”

You sweared that your knees almost gave up on you as he flirted with you two, as he was writing his name on your card, security guards came to take you away since he was running late for his interview, as your friend passed with her card to exit, you felt something you didn’t expected. His arm on your shoulder. He gave you a flirtatious smile and whispered to you.

“I like your style quite well, so i guess a little date wouldn’t hurt too much, would it? Here this is my number, text me when you get time”

You sweared that your cheeks got warm as he slipped a tiny paper with his number on it in your pocket and had to let you go. You just got…??? Your first ever date??? and with LEONARDO LUNA??? THE Leonardo Luna? You sweared you almost become crazy as everything settled down in your mind as you got to your place.

Since then, every text, call and date was almost too good to be true. He can be a real gentleman with you, take you out and make you feel like only girl in the entire world. Every praise and complaint got you to fall for him even more and more everyday. If only you knew what is behind those beautiful green eyes and perfect smile.

Poor you, if you only knew how many times he jerked himself off at the thought of your body, he could feel every single twitch of your body at first. Gosh he almost got addicted to your innocence, your inexperience was…almost too much for him. He swerved he got a biggest bonner when you hesitantly said you don’t have that experience yet, you want to lose it with him. He got a grip on himself as he praised you for being true to yourself and himself, while letting you know that he is here for you whenever you feel like you are feeling ready for it.

That day has finally arrived.

As usual for the last month, every weekend you were watching a movie with him at your place. His arm wrapped around your shoulders as his other held tv remote as you two watched anything that was interesting for both of you. You slowly started to think it was time to do it. Empty house, lights lidded and moment was perfect. So you take a deep breath and turned your head to your boyfriend and bring your face closer to his face, giving him a couple soft experimental kisses on his cheek and jaw, his arm slide from your shoulder to your waist as he softly chuckled and whispered as you feel a singular kiss on neck.

“getting touchy all of sudden, hmm…?”

“i just wanted to say that…i think i am ready for…y’know what...”

You really thought that it was going like it should be going on, talk about it, conformation and giving consent, going slowly as you guys make love all night long with a lot of kissing and comforting words being said to each other as your bodies melt together. Oh my my-how wrong you really was you just realized.

After not even a second, your body was forced into submission as you yelped at the sudden movement, his hands holding your hands on your sides as you looked up at him shocked.

“Well finally i can get some of it, don’t make it latter like you didn’t want this too pretty thing”

You sweared that you didn’t wanted everything that happened after that moment, but gosh it made your body feel heavenly. Every mean and harsh thing he did to you was overwhelming to your inexperienced pussy.

The way he practically smacked your lips together in kiss as his hand put your arms over your head as other went underneath your shirt on your boob and give it firm squeeze, you moaned into his lips as it caught you off guard.

Even if you wanted to say anything, his lips chased yours like it’s a need, flipping your shirt up and revealing your pretty bra that he pulled down harshly, your pretty breast and soft nipples to cold air of a room making them instantly harden. After pulling out kiss that left you hazy and breathless his mouth immediately went after those perky little things. His tongue immediately licked it over slightly, your body jerked in response of new sensation. His mouth sucked deliriously on your nipple as other played with other, pulling and pinching your nipple between his fingers. After your boobs were covered in pretty bite marks he finally pulled his face and admired his artwork, your body already twitching from stimulation, so close to climax.

His hand immediately slipped between your legs and toyed with your clit over your pants with his thumb, you immediately starting to grind against his hand, trying your chase that finish that was so fucking close. With no surprise when your body twitched so deliciously, back arching as you got to climax, your breath rigged and your eyes teary.

“Is baby already feeling tired, well to bad~”

He pulled his clothes off, his broad shoulders and 6 pack shining in dim light as his sweatpants showed off brand of his high branded underwear, slowly pulling down your pants off your hips as he only left you in your panties, your mouth suddenly getting dry as you can’t even say a well formulated sentence, your arms not even daring to move from above your head clinging into fabric of the couch like a life line.

His long fingers passed from middle of your chest to side of your panties, tip of fingers hooking into a thin material and pulling it to the side, revealing the prettiest scene he saw since lord knows when. Your tight cunny glistening with your own cum as you hole twitched, crying for dick like it’s a need, gosh he wants to ruin you for any other man ever. His finger, gently yet firmly stared moving over her staring from your tiny bud of clitoris, teasing it lightly and drink in your whiny reactions then spreading your inner and outer lips of vagina as he looks at your hole inspecting your private part barely any centimeters away from it, it is so humiliating you can barely keep your eyes open.

After confirming your claim he slipped his ring finger into your awaiting hole suddenly, making you yelp at the stretch and uncomfortable feeling, he didn’t waited a second, putting a hand over your mouth and adding another finger it, exploring and memorizing your insides like a map to a secret treasure. Tears brimming again on your eyes as you climaxed again on his 4 fingers on end, pulling out his hand he smiled so sweetly at the visible stretch between your legs. “At least you won’t cry like past girl” he thought quickly.

Pulling his pants off he slide his underwear off and his 7 inch long cook dripped with pre cum, light hair barely visible as he pulled your legs to the side of his body and leaned down closer to your face as he lined it with your entrance, making you automatically letting out a chocked gasp as you knew and hold onto his shoulders as he bullied his head into a tightest hole he was ever been in, your cries of a stretch almost completely ignored as he just kissed your bottom lip as he continued. Pink cook head aligning with your cervix very quickly but he continued anyway till his heavy balls slapped against your ass checks and you practically feel him in your throat.

His thrust hard, fast and mean after he let you get comfortable for barely a minute before he rammed into your pussy like a mad man. His body pressing your into a couch as your shared kisses and skin slapping against each other filled the room quickly. You holding into his shoulders for any support and sanity in that moment as you let him shape your insides to his likings.

From the pit inside your stomach you felt that you are so close to climax again, your toes curling as you creamed around his dick while he continued to fuck you senseless. Every push you tried to make because of overstimulation was unsuccessful to say the least. He didn’t even pull out when he felt he was getting close, he just pulled you by your forearm up and flipped you two. Your boobs bouncing as his hands keep your pace, his hands harshly pulling your ass checks apart as he bullied his dick so deep within you that you almost pass out from everything.

With final snap of your hips he stuffed your hole full, his white cum escaping as he pulled out and watched in satisfaction as it poured on a fabric of your couch so quickly and sexy. Settling you back on a couch your lifeless body was a mush, your eyes barely open as you were about to pass out any moment. He kissed your cheek slightly as he looked at you and your poor body for the last time before he went to shower in your bathroom and left you.

Next day you were greeted by his profiles and numbers not being available to you and your trust towards love now broken, you really though it can’t get any worse, you did?

well…let’s see what that pink stick with 2 bold red lines have to say about it now ;)

#bambi ᝰ #blue lock #blue lock x reader #blue lock x you #blue lock x y/n #blue lock smut #bllk x reader #bllk x you #bllk x y/n #bllk smut #leonardo luna #luna leonardo #leonardo luna x reader #luna leonardo x reader

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lovelyyandereaddictionpoint · 1 year ago

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TWST boys with a Diana! Reader?

The reader's a really and I mean REALLY popular and a captivating woman from Siodonna, many rumours were spreading of a beauty from Siodonna yet the TWST boys decided to ignore the rumours, taking them as only bluffs until they met the reader performing in the streets for the poor children. The boys quickly fell head over heels for they're kind nature, and alluring looks. The way those crystal like (Colour) eyes gaze into theirs sending their hearts pounding again their chest. Being lucky enough to marry the woman of their dreams was a big accomplishment but they're happiness was short lived when they found out the risk of the reader dying during childbirth, the TWST boys being selfish asked her to choose them over the child yet the reader didn't have the heart to do so and decided to give her life for the child, only doing as much as witnessing how they're child grew as a wandering spirit and visiting them in their dreams to interact with they're child. How would the guys react when their child(or children) mentioning they're mother's name when they've actually never met or heard of her?? <3

- M. Draconia ; V. Schoenheit ; R. Rosehearts ; L. Kingscholar ; I. Shroud ; L. Vanrouge

"I'm sorry for not choosing you, but I couldn't bare giving it up ( sacrificing an innocent life) either..."

- (Name)

SORRY IT'S BAD, I'M RUSHING THIS 😭😭

Mentioning Your Name | Yandere Twisted Wonderland

Its an average day your child casually mentions some advice you gave. It takes them off guard and the problem with lovers as in love as they are suffering from your loss–this can be received very differently:

Malleus Draconia

“What did you say?”

“I said (Y/n) told me I should try harder to talk to you because your socially immature.”

“....when…when did they say this?”

“In my dream last night, I asked how I was supposed to get you to smile at me and they told me to be ins-st-i-dent?”

He remembers what you said to comfort him before the birth

And honestly if it hadn’t been for that and this child having your smile

He would’ve smited him long ago

But to hear that you’re still here in some capacity

He smiles more

Speaking into the quiet of the room

Practically serenading your lingering spirit

“Thats…just like them…”

Vil Schoenheit

“Wearing those two patterns is a travesty, we won’t be doing plaid with polka-dots–”

“Noooo! B-but I said I would!”

“...To who?”

“To (Y/n) of course I was telling them all about how I’d wear them-”

“Wait wait what did you say?”

He doesn’t believe that you’re meeting in their dreams

Its more than likely one of his close friends slipped up while babysitting

And now they’ve taken the name of their mother for some imaginary friend

Needless to say he’ll get to the bottom of this

Even if it takes a forceful kind of truth serum

“(Y/n)...my half is dead…so whoever they’re speaking to is something else.”

Riddle Rosehearts

“My RULE IS ABSOLUTE TO YOUR ROOM!”

“(Y/n) would hate you so much!?”

“H-how do y-you–!”

“They said I should be free! That I should be allowed to play with others!”

“Where?! Where did you hear that?!”

He thought that he wouldn’t need to be hurt again

But here you were showing up in your child’s dreams

But since you’ve left him…what do you words mean now

“You’re not appearing to me and you aren’t here to parent…therefore you’re words barely scrape the height of a suggestion.”

Leona Kingscholar

“(Y/n) doesn’t think I’m weak!”

“WHAT?!”

“THEY said I’m plenty strong and that you don’t know everything!”

He’ll continue to lock the child away

Scratching at his post some interloper as he thinks about what his child has said

“Even across the grave you’re fighting me…can’t do much from where I’m at now can I?”

Idia Shroud

“Papa I made my own drone…”

“Mmmm.”

“Uhm and uh (Y/n) says that you should maybe look at me when I show you mystuff so…”

“...”

Is floored

Since your departure he’s been torn with hating this child and eliminating anyone who interacts with them

So consumed with grief he shuts himself in his workshop and watches his child relentlessly

He knows them well in fact he’s sure he loves them

but he can’t stand to speak to them without wanting to cry

So this is all the more painful to him and in his desire to reach out he might end up inventing something meant to capture your wandering spirit

“Just you wait (Y/n), I’ll have you soon.”

Lilia Vanrouge

“Just trust Papa on this you stay inside, my little bat.”

“(Y/n) says you should let me outside more.”

“Oh yeah they really–said…that?”

“Yeah! And that you need to properly comb out my hair you can’t leave it a tangled mess.”

“Hahaha yeah.”

He believes in ghosts, well he knows they exist

So he believes thats what that is about

And if thats the case than maybe if he suggests somethings for your kid to recite

Maybe he can still reach out to you

“Hey! Hey! Maybe the next time you see them can you tell her how much Daddy loves her?”

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shalomniscient · 10 months ago

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hi! may i request nsfw hcs of shalom in a sundress? 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

anon u r so galaxy brain for this............. licherally feeding my shalom delusions HLDSJHDLSJHD

(SUN)DRESS || shalom x reader [NSFT][MDNI]

cw. cunnilingus, praise, pet names (pretty girl), mentions of public sex, fingering, strap-ons, riding

notes. this takes place post-canon :) also features implied chief!reader, because i can’t really see shalom ever truly falling for anyone else (sorry rahu 😔😔) also this is more fic than hcs because i wasn’t sure what to write for hcs….. sorry anon 😭😭😭

Shalom doesn’t wear sundresses often, but God help you when she does. The dress is form fitting and loose in the best of places, and it makes her seem almost ethereal, like she walked right off the set of some whimsical romance movie.

She enjoys the breeziness of the dress, and the amount of movement it allows—both very useful for when she convinces you to fuck her while she’s wearing it.

More often than not, she won’t be wearing anything underneath, allowing you very easy access to her cunt whenever you please. You could even tug the neckline down, if you so pleased, to access her full breasts. All this culminates in Shalom often testing your self control when you’re in public. Sometimes you wonder if she really does want you to just hike her dress up ever so slightly and fingerfuck her until she sees stars in some mall bathroom or a less visited corner of a park.

She likes to keep it on even in the comfort of your own home, and you’re not complaining much. She looks like a fucking vision when she rides your strap, her pretty little dress flowing and fluttering with each movement. Or when she’s on her back, silky hair splayed on the bed lile a halo as you fuck into her, dress bunched around her hips so you can see the way her cunt swallows your strap.

All in all, between the two of you, a sundress has become an unspoken invitation for sex. It’s a little unorthodox, but that’s the name of the game in your relationship, so you very much don’t mind at all.

Shalom is a woman whose every move is calculated. You know this from experience. From every move she makes, to every word she speaks, nothing is without purpose. It is a remnant from her days as a HUSH—though you’ve ensured she’ll never return to that life, it is nonetheless difficult for her to completely abandon that way of life after having lived it for a torturous amount of years.

All of this is to say that, Shalom deciding to go commando in a sundress today was 100% something she planned, even if she smiles and tells you otherwise.

Shalom looks real fucking good in a sundress, and she knows it. The bodice cut of the dress just makes the hourglass of her figure even more prominent, the wide neckline showing off her collarbones and her ample chest, usually obscured in her loose blouse and bulky Paradeisos-issued jacket.

The dress itself is a pastel shade of wine-red, a little lighter than her hair. Thin spaghetti straps show off her shoulders, and God, that open back—really, it was quite the achievement you lasted as long as you did.

Shalom laughs airily as you pick her up by her thighs and press her against a wall of your home. You felt like you’d been tortured the entire morning on what was supposed to be a peaceful promenade around town on a lovely summer morning. Instead, the mere sight of her in that damned dress has left your thoughts in complete and utter disarray. Now that you’re back in the privacy of your own home though, you press hot, open mouthed kisses against the pale column of Shalom’s neck like a woman starved, while her legs wrap around your waist.

“Eager, aren’t we?” she teases, fingers winding in your hair as you kiss lower, tongue and teeth laving at her collarbones.

“Wanted you the moment you put this fucking dress on,” you rasp. “Almost couldn’t wait to get home.”

Shalom chuckles at that. “Poor little thing.” It turns into a pleased groan when your hands find the globes of her ass and squeeze appreciatively, your thumbs rubbing circles over the indent of her hips. You swallow all of her noises with a greedy, devouring kiss. Fuck, you just can’t get enough of her.

“Pretty girl,” you mutter, as your hands slip under her dress. “So fucking pretty, all for me, hm?”

“All for you,” Shalom breathes out readily, eyes blowing wide as she watches you sink to your knees. The floor is hard, but you can’t find it in yourself to care, not when you come face to face with her bare, dripping cunt. She holds the lower half of her dress up for you, letting it bunch around her hips as you dive in.

The first stripe you lick along her sweet cunt has her sighing in pleasure. Slim fingers wind tightly in your hair as she tugs you closer to her sex, your nose pressing against her stiff clit. One of your hands grips her thigh and throws it over your shoulder, giving you more access to her. Shalom moans, high and loud as you plunge your tongue into her waiting cunt, lapping up her slick right from her twitching hole.

You practically make-out with her pussy, the wet sounds of your tongue fucking in and out of echoing around the living room. You glance up at her, and blood rushes to your core when you note the flush in her cheeks and the way she bites her lower lip between her teeth. It inspires you to keep going, to make her shatter from pleasure, so you withdraw your tongue and replace them with two fingers instead, right to the knuckle.

Shalom cries out, a sound so beautiful you wish you could capture it and keep it forever. But you can’t, so you decide to just pull more of them from her lips. Her ankle digs into your back as her body tenses up, and you feel her cunt tighten around your fingers, even as you scissor and curl them just the way you know she likes.

“Gonna cum, sweetheart?” you ask softly, pressing kisses to her thighs. Her body trembles, and the fingers in your hair tighten.

“J-Just like that, my heart,” she says breathily, hips starting to jerk as she careens towards that high. “Oh, love, I’m—“

You take the oppurtunity to dive back in and wrap your lips around her poor, swollen clit and suck and that’s all it takes for her to cum all over your fingers with a loud cry, almost a scream. You replace your fingers with your tongue as you help her ride out her orgasm, not letting a single drop of her slick go to waste. You don’t stop until she’s pushing your head away, hips twitching from overstimulation.

At that, you rise to your feet, and she lets her dress fall back how it’s supposed to. The waist area is terribly crumpled, but neither of you really care. You place a hand on her waist as she catches her breath again, and you resist the urge to pepper more kisses along her flushed chest and neck. Shalom has always had a somewhat poor constitution, so breaks were necessary in between.

“I should wear sundresses more often,” she muses eventually, leaning her head against the wall and offering you a smug smirk. You roll your eyes, but what can you say when you played right into her hands?

#sev.writes #[nsft]#ptn #path to nowhere #shalom ptn #shalom x reader #shalom smut #dgshdjskdjjdd anon ik this isnt rlly hcs im so sorry 😭😭😭#did i go a little feral ?? yes #did i go a little (a lot) off topic? yes 😭😭#i hope it’s still alright though 🥹🥹🥹

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kneelingshadowsalome · 1 year ago

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Oh my god….

And Kortac’s enemies don’t understand where The Terror™ went, what could possibly have taken down a monster like that…König’s been even more menacing and violent and awful for several months now, taking every mission possible like he’s determined to destroy and kill everything he can, and there’s rumors he’s started literally ripping his opponents in half on the battlefield, and now he’s just...gone? So oh god, is there something worse out there??? Who is this who got to THAT behemoth of all people?? The rumors! The suspense! The horror!

Quick camera pan to reader, just singing to herself as she bakes some goodies to take to the sweet giant Austrian soldier (lmao she’s too forgiving, maybe she chalked up the “cunt licking” incident to a fluke, she’ll just have to be even MORE careful about where she lets him touch, he seems to get too excited). She just wants to do something nice for him, the poor man has been holed up in his company’s sick bay with something (turns out having your brain, heart, and cock explode are not good for your health, but “Blue balled into oblivion” is not something you can actually get diagnosed with, so it’s like…blood pressure issues or something).

König really should be more mindful of his health, tsk tsk.

Oh god this just gets better and better, she's worse than all his enemies combined, and she's baking for our poor broken soldier?! This is too cute 😭💞 (oh and 'tease mother'?? I want this to be my new middle name lol!)

Sweet innocent reader also heard König got into a weightlifting accident. On top of all the exploded body parts, dude sprained his back really bad trying to do a deadlift PR with all the 55 lbs plates he could stack on the bar.

Unfortunately the metal gave up before König, it broke in half in the middle of his lift, and rumours say the whole stunt was actually a cry for help, a suicide attempt, even… But no one will ever know because this man is not what you could exactly call a genius 🫡 So maybe it truly was an accident?

And of course sweet reader bakes him some yummy delicacies to cheer him up!

But oh uh. König almost cowers in his bed when he sees her. He goes completely still as sweet reader approaches him in her cutest outfit ever, smiling like an angel and with a box full of muffins in her hands.

She floats next to his bed like the most innocent butterfly ever, opens the lid so that the cozy scent of baked goodies fills the entire room. Then she picks the biggest, most plump chocolate chip muffin from that box and folds his mask over his nose to give him a taste.

Her movements are those of a ballet dancer as she brings the glorious treat to his lips… but it's her breasts his gaze falls to as she leans forward and gives him an abundant view of the two globes of pure sin, pressed together under the neckline far too wide for her usual wear.

Does this woman even know what she is doing to him...?

Is she fucking deliberately teasing him?

His mouth opens just for the sake of that mouthwatering view, and she takes it as a cue of him wanting her to stuff his mouth full of muffin.

"There we go," she says approvingly as he takes a bite while staring at her breasts, hovering there not even an arms length away. "I made them extra sweet for you…"

The ample view of her soft tits right there in front of him while his mouth is full of melting chocolate is truly a new plane of hell. Were she to turn around to look, she would see the tallest, most vicious tent forming there beside her as his cock juts up under the sheet in all it's glory.

The muffin is still warm, and she licks the extra grease from her fingers when she's done feeding him. He imagines she's licking his cum off of those fingers instead, and almost groans from the dull pain the mere vision sends to his crotch.

"Don't worry. I know you'll be up in no time, King," she chimes and gives him an exceptionally flirty smile. Whatever new torture methods are being used on him now, he hopes to all the gods that the sweet girl won't look behind her. He will just be shamed and scolded for being hard again.

It's absurd and kind of sad how much he has changed since he met her... He feels equal to the mighty Prometheus, bound to an invisible rock and being tortured night after night after night. It almost brings tears to his eyes.

"Oh. My sweet hero… Are you in pain?" She caresses his face through the mask with genuine pity and worry. A teary hiccup is trying to push up his throat, but he forces it down.

Plump breasts and overly sweet muffins and an innocent woman calling him 'King' and 'hero'? Fussing about his health, thinking it's his back that's giving him pain… A tiny little tear almost, almost escapes the corner of his eye as he gives her a tiny, miserable nod.

"Poor thing. You know, I've been thinking…" she bites her lip, takes a deep breath too, sending those breasts swell inside her shirt and giving his cock another demanding pull.

"I really like you," she continues. "And I've finally decided. I want you to be my first."

Was zur Hölle…

His eyes go wide, but otherwise, he's still. The girl dares to give him a peaceful smile while his mind goes slowly blank from the voiceless, internal scream.

What the fuck has he done to deserve this?

She's finally ready, and he has broken his back so profoundly that there will be no moving for weeks. No exercise, no sudden movements, certainly no pounding her sweet, wet virgin pussy to his heart's content.

"We just need to wait until you get better. Doctor's orders!" she chirps as she softly boops his nose.

#answered #yandere könig #könig x virgin reader #lol #torture torture torture #poor boi #lack of movement is not good for him #he can't even kill people #should we at least give him a handjob? 🥺

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spidermarkmp · 1 year ago

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nerdbf!sunwoo x female!reader

18+ smut warning! mdni.

note: this picture was posted and immediately my brain went 😵‍💫 so here is this :) also this is my first little story so please go easy on me.😭 this wasn’t really proof read either so if you catch any grammar mistakes, ignore it. also kind of a bad ending bc I had no idea how to end it truthfully🫡 let me know your thoughts! enjoy hehehe

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thinking about nerdbf!sunwoo just fucking you so sensually slow and hard over your desk. he’d have both his hands on your hips, thrusting up into you over and over till you’re an absolute moaning mess. you are holding onto the sides of your desk for dear life as he is abusing your poor little pussy like it’s the last thing he’ll ever do, like he has many times before. something was different about this time though. this time, he kept his glasses on. the other moments you guys were intimate like this he’d always make sure to take them off and toss them to the side, much to your dismay. you’d tell him incessantly every time you guys were together that you absolutely LOVED his glasses and thought they were one of the most sexiest things about him, and him telling you off each moment. to sunwoo, he thought you were the craziest person alive when you’d say that to him. he’d often have it in his mind that glasses made him way less attractive, thinking of them as a curse to deter as many women who’d show even a slightest bit of interest in him. until he met you. you who makes sure to tell him almost everyday how god damned good he looks with his glasses on. you who would beg like a bitch in heat for him to not discard them for once every time he fucks you. if it was any other day, he would have told you no.

but when you were in those tiny little cherry printed shorts that he loves so fucking much, and sat all snuggly in his lap, legs on either side of him, spread open with your cunt so close to his clothed cock, looking so intently into his boba eyes with your own e/c ones, he just couldn’t bring himself to say no to you anymore.

so here he was, finally giving you what you longed for in your six months together. him making you fall apart with each sharp thrust of his dick, and each sharp thrust making your body jerk forward nearly having you hit your head on the wall in front of you, but you were too lost in the moment to care. you were on cloud nine right now. after so much failed attempts trying to get your boyfriend to do this simple favor for you, you felt like the happiest woman alive. and not even going to lie to himself, sunwoo was too. he should have done this ages ago if he knew you’d be this fucking tight at the sight of just him and his stupid glasses. the way you were chanting his name like a mantra had him nearly over the edge. with a new found sense of adrenaline, he quickly pulled out ignoring your groan of disapproval and flipped you over, your slightly bruised-red ass now sitting on the wooden table with your legs in the air being supported by his arms that are hooked underneath them. he looks at you deep in the eyes as he starts to steadily snap his hips forward into your throbbing pussy again, throwing his head back for a split second and letting out a deep moan at how you squeezed around him, just by looking at his face. “God…fuck baby, you keep doing that…I don’t know how long I’ll last.” he breathed out. you were too fucked out to care though, your moans getting higher and higher in pitch every time the tip of his thick cock would hit that one delicious spot inside of you. you were in a state of total euphoria, your toes curling as you felt yourself slipping away. and with his pace deliberately getting faster, his face scrunched up in pleasure with those fucking glasses on making him look as attractive and as irresistible as ever, you don’t know how long you’ll last either.

#the boyz #the boyz smut #kim sunwoo #sunwoo #sunwoo x reader #the boyz imagines #the boyz x reader #the boyz x you #sunwoo x you #kpop smut #smut

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snoopyana · 11 months ago

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negative rizz.

“last name is bitches, first name is no.”

in which quiet boy anton shots his shot and attempts to run away from his bitch-less title. spoiler alert, it doesn’t go according to plan. ABORT MISSION..

lee chanyoung / anton.

“one date, please.”

“no.”

“PLEASE.”

ever since anton found you in the library, he had been begging for just one date. and it’s not like you’re some random girl! knowing each other for 3 years now. a single date is all he wanted! the poor boy was tired of hearing his friends tease him and his bitch-less agenda that he so strongly opposed. his head rested on your shoulder while your attention stay glued to the laptop screen in front of you.

“why can’t i just take you on one date! i’ll make it worth your while i swear!!” the male was basically whining into your ear now, his head weighing down your shoulder as he scooted closer. invading your imaginary bubble with his pleas and cries. such a drama queen! ignoring his words, for what seemed like the sixth time in the past hour he’s been here, your fingers made work on the keyboard.

huffing in your ear, shuffling could be heard not too far from the table you two were seated in — causing anton’s eyes to chase after the source of the noise. craning his neck, the boy looked past you and just across the way, where a few boys sat down at a vacant table. which was conveniently located a few feet away from you. eyes nearly popping out of his head when the realization set in.

the other six boys had found him, and were staring directly at you two. wide smiles on each of their faces, which was a stark contrast to antons deepening frown. shifting his gaze back to you, his desperation went from high to higher. basically skyrocketing with the presence of his groups expecting glances.

“you know, i’m not going to say yes just because your little crew is here now.” he was completely lost in thought, your words violently snapping him back to. “please yn, you don’t understand how important this is to me!” throwing himself back onto your shoulders, the younger man thought of his now limited options. whining like a toddler clearly was not working and his chances of getting you to even think of the word yes was plummeting faster than the stock-market in 1929.

your unamused gaze shifted between anton, his friends, and your computer screen stared back at you — swearing you heard the electronic device sigh. man, what does a woman have to do to be able to finish her exams in peace? closing the device abruptly, you stood just as quickly. stuffing the laptop into your bag, you were quick to start heading towards the exit — a dazed anton trailing after you. the six pairs of eyes following as you two made your way to the front.

“where are you going??” you came to an abrupt stop, causing his front to have a meet and greet with your back — might as well ask for your backs autograph since he’s so close. “oh my goodness, i’ll go on a date with you if you finish my exam for me.” sarcasm lacing your words. scratching the back of his head, anton took a few steps back. there was silence, the sound of the library doors creaking open. he didn’t even have to turn around to know who was there.

“so is that a yes?”

“oh my god, you’re actually insufferable.”

“I’M JUST ASKING!!”

“just give up man, this is getting embarrassing..”

note - i had a lot of fun writing this little thing. i didn’t wanna write anything serious so i didn’t! should i make another part where they actually go out or keep it as is? also did i mention this was written in like 10 minutes 😭

#snoopyana ; riize #anton lee #riize anton #riize eunseok #riize wonbin #riize seunghan #riize sohee #riize shotaro #riize sungchan #riize imagines #riize drabbles #riize scenarios

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cocogum · 11 months ago

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‼️IT’S OFFICIAL‼️

Alibert is gay and used to be with a man named Gustavio.

Gustavio: “It’s been so long! I thought you had forgotten me!”

Alibert: “Ha ha!”

Gustavio is a wine maker (no idea if he’s an enutrof or not tho) and he and Alibert used to apparently be a thing.

Even though they’re not together anymore, it looks like the end of their relationship ended on a good note!

The funny thing about this is that even though Ruel knew Alibert for such a long time (when Ruel started his bounty hunting days), he looks legitimately surprised to see Alibert being kissed this way.

Ruel: “I find your friend acting a bit too familiar with you…”

Alibert: “Oh, what a jealous old woman you are, Ruru!”

Poor Ruel has no clue 😭😭

Even when he asks Alibert who Gustavio is to him (albeit while drinking), he still doesn’t get it (maybe cuz he was drunk lol)

Ruel: “You have to tell me Alibert, who is this Gustavio? What does he mean to you?”

Alibert: “Ah Ruel, that happened so long ago…We didn’t know each other yet…”

Maybe if Ruel wasn’t as drunk as he was in that moment, he would’ve actually got the message.

But to this day, I still don’t think Ruel knows.

Just look at him asking Alibert where he got Yugo from!

Alibert’s looking at him like “bro are u serious? I told you I was gay once, how do you not remember?”

I just love how Alibert doesn’t confirm, deny, or lie to Ruel but instead just tells him that he’ll finally spill the beans if he’ll pay his tab, something that he knows Ruel won’t do.

Alibert just figured that since he told Ruel once, and the guy forgot or wasn’t in the right space to know what he likes, then he might as well just let him figure it out on his own lol

#wakfu #wakfu lgbtq+#wakfu alibert #wakfu comic #wakfu comics #wakfu gustavio #ankama #krosmoz #wakfu webtoon #wakfu webtoons #wakfu webtoon comic #wakfu webtoon comics

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scarletwitchproperty · 14 days ago

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Your eyes whispered have we met? -Chapter 2

Pairing: Taylor Swift x Fem!OC (again can work as Taylor x Reader if you simply replace the OC’s name with yours)

Words: 5k

Summary: Things changes, for the better that is still up for debate (you’re certainly not complaining). Did no one ever tell you 13 is a magic number?

Warnings: Taylor teasing the heck out of poor Charlie (you), top!Taylor, bottom!OC (nothing graphic just putting this out here), Taylor’s love language being gift giving (I know it, you know it, we all know it 😌)…i don’t think I forgot anything, but if I did please remind me 😭

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You’re the lucky one

The next few days went by in a blur. You went through life like you were on autopilot. Sleeping, showering, eating and working felt like an out of body experience. The only moment you felt attached to this reality, and not the one you created inside your head, was when you saw the innocent smiles upon the children’s faces at work.

One day, precisely two weeks after you met your soulmate and proceeded to get your heart crushed into pieces by her boyfriend’s existence, you sat in the staff room on your phone and decided that today would be the day that you listened to some of Taylor’s music.

Hypnotized, you were completely hypnotized by her songs, her voice. Your were through her debut album and halfway done with her second before Sam came to shake you out of your Taylor induced daze and reminded you that you were at work and children depended on you. The look on her face told you that you were not quick enough to hide what you were doing on your phone, and you felt like a child as you turned it off and went back to work.

If you were at home or on your break, you listened to her music. Your first taste of it was not enough for you. You were done listening to her entire discography by the end of the week, and when you felt like you hadn’t seen or heard enough of her you watched countless of her interviews, as well as her Reputation Stadium Tour movie on Netflix. She was amazing on stage, her singing of this particular album quickly becoming your favorite.

Why did you even refuse to listen to her work before now?

Her ‘Dress’ performance was a daily watch for you, the song making you feel things that you never felt before. You fell under her spell more and more everyday, and yet…

‘’Did you hear about Joe Alwyn and Taylor Swift? They said on the news that he proposed to her this weekend!’’

‘’Really? And what did she say?’’

‘’Apparently she said yes! Oh my gosh I’m so happy for her!’’

‘’But…didn’t she find her soulmate not long ago? I feel bad for the poor woman…’’

‘’Who cares? Joe’s definitely it for her, people marry someone who’s not their soulmate all the time!’’

Yeah, that.

It was nice to think for a moment, however small it was, that you could be with her, with Taylor. You two were soulmates, but maybe the universe made a mistake and you weren’t meant to be. To make you wait all these years without finding the one person you were destined to be with, to then finally finding the right person just for them to be taken away the moment you meet them was just so unfair.

Every single time you saw a picture of Joe and Taylor pop up on the internet, a piece of your heart went out with her, yet you couldn’t help but rejoice at her visible happiness. And hey, maybe she led you on a little with the kiss you two shared a while ago, and she did say that she would fix it, whatever that meant, but at least she was with a good man.

That you felt physically sick each time you saw his arms around her on a picture was irrelevant.

Sam was worried about you. When you were at work, physically you were there but mentally it seemed like you checked out a while ago. All you could think about was Taylor.

She looked happy on the pictures and video, but was she really?

Was he treating her right, even away from the public eye?

And Taylor, was she even thinking about you?

Were you even worth thinking about?

You rolled over in your bed, checking the time. It was nine am on a Saturday morning and you did not want to get out of bed. Someone knocked on your door and you jolted up in bed. Who could it be?

You were not expecting anyone to visit, and even then Sam would have told you if she wanted to come to your apartment.

Your cat, this incredibly moody and skittish tortie cat you affectionately named Bailey when you found her in the trash two years ago, was hissing and clawing at the door by the time you got there. You bent down to scratch her on the head, rolling your eyes as she fled the scene immediately after.

“I should’ve called her Moody”, you grumbled under your breath, stopping in your tracks as you opened your door. There, on your doormat, was a bouquet of about thirteen roses with a note attached to them. The number of them should’ve been enough of a clue to tell you the sender’s identity. “What in the world?”

You bent down to retrieve the roses, noticing that one of them didn’t look like the others. You still believed that these were not for you, however the note proved you wrong as before you even had the chance to open it you saw your name written with black ink followed by a heart on the front.

“I swear to gods if this is another one of Sam’s attempt to cheer me up I will kick her sorry ass into next week,” you closed the door and cursed your best friend all the way into your kitchen. “Who even does that? And what did she even say in this I mean-Oh.Oh.”

“All the words known to me would never be enough for me to tell you how sorry I am. Meeting my soulmate was a dream of mine, as I’m sure it is for a lot of people.

I’m sorry that I broke you this way, and I regret not telling you that I was in a relationship before something happened between us. And no, don’t you go and overthink it in that pretty head of yours again. Do not even think for a second that I do not want you. I do want you, darling. So much. I do not regret kissing you, nor will I ever regret meeting you.

Words of my supposed engagement to Joe must have reached you by now, as it did the world I’m sure, but I beg you not to believe what they’re all saying. I did not, and will never get married to that man. He was good at first, and we once bonded over the fact that neither of us had found our soulmate. We were good to each other, and we made a deal that if we ever found our soulmate we would part ways without feeling any regret or hate towards the other.

I don’t know why Joe decided to mess with me like that, but I can assure you that he trapped me into this proposal, at a family dinner no less. He had the audacity to propose to me in front of my entire friends and family. Even my mother knows I’ve found you. Dare I say the whole world knows I found you. They just don’t know your name, not like I do. I never even said yes, just made it seem like I would think on it and come back to him later.

Tree, my publicist, thinks I should just let the news die out for a few more months before I break it up with him. It’s been a long time coming anyway, but the mere thought of waiting even just a single day to be with you is pure torture. She wants me to act like you don’t even exist when all I want is to explore this connection, this bond born from just one single glance across the room.

I want you every second of every hour of everyday. When all at once I saw you and realized you were the one I’ve been waiting for, I knew you would put your mark on me and leave me wanting for more.

I promised you that I would fix everything, and I will. These roses are a promise to you, a promise that as long as they’re standing I will do everything in my power to get to you. One of them, number thirteen, is an eternal rose. To symbolize my growing love for you, in the hope that one day we’ll be able to start a life together and that I’ll forever be wonderstruck by you.

I’m coming for you Charlie, I promise.

T.A.Swift

PS: please don’t kill your best friend, she gave me your address.’’

‘’Sam, you cheeky little shit…’’

The sound of an Instagram notification coming from your phone dragged you back to your bedroom, roses and note in hand. Your phone screen was lit up, and with a shaky hand you brought it up to your face.

@ taylorswift : 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

@ taylorswift: I hope you liked the roses. More is yet to come 💜

The next day you woke up to yet again another Instagram notification.

@ taylorswift : 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

@ taylorswift: Check your front door.

@ taylorswift: I’m sorry, that was creepy.

@ taylorswift: Please? 🥺

You rolled your eyes fondly, charmed by her antics. You still had yet to get the words from her note, dare you say her letter, out of your head. The roses were proudly displayed on your dining room table and not even your destructive little devil child Bailey dared to approach them.

‘’What has she done now, huh?’’ You turned to your left, looking your cat in the eye. She was lounging on the pillow next to your face with a ‘’Really mom? You’re asking me?’’ look in her eyes. ‘’Maybe it’s roses again?’’

You grabbed Bailey, taking advantage of her rare good morning mood to get in some kitty cuddles, and walked to your front door. You opened it, eyes already looking downward only to stop dead in your tracks like the day before. But not for the same reason.

Bags upon bags from the pet store clogged your vision. You counted at least thirteen of them, and really what was up with Taylor and the number thirteen?

A quick glance into one of them made you look from your cat to the bags and back again. Freeze dried raw food, cat treats, wet food, kibbles, even toys, there was more than your cat could eat or play with for an entire year. There was so much of it that you didn’t even know where you would stock them. And it was not the cheap stuff nor was it the better quality ones yet still affordable cat treats that you usually splurged on when you could, no. Of course not. Multiple bags of Bailey’s favorite treats at thirty dollars for five ounces (the price being the only reason you were reluctant to even look at it, let alone buy it) were scattered trough all the bags, and even the exact brand of expensive kibbles that you usually gave her was there. Those had been out of stock for weeks, and poor Bailey had to survive with the store brand cat food and an upset stomach ever since.

@charlie_TortieB: Taylor that’s too much.

@ taylorswift: It’s still not enough for my girl and her little lady in my eye 💜

@charlie_TortieB: How do you even know about Bailey?

@ taylorswift: A lady never tells.

@charlie_TortieB:…It’s Sam isn’t it?

You had time to bring all thirteen bags of cat related items inside your apartment before you got another notification.

@ taylorswift: Yes it is.

@charlie_TortieB: Well thank you. But please don’t spend that much money on me or my cat again, it really is too much.

@ taylorswift:…🤭…

@charlie_TortieB:Taylor? Taylor Alison Swift what have you done?

@ taylorswift: You’ll see darling 💜

Your face turned red at the pet name, and for the rest of the day you had on this dazed smile that lasted well into your workday on Monday. You were on your break, eating leftover pasta while the children were taking their nap, when ‘Maroon’ started blasting from your phone. Sam stared at you with her eyebrows raised, smirking when you went to turn the sound off as if it was any secret to her that you had become obsessed with your own soulmate.

‘’Who is it?’’ Sam asked as she stood behind you. You quickly hid your phone, but your best friend was still able to take a peek at your phone screen. ‘’Who’s messaging you on Instagram?’’

‘’Like you don’t know,’’ you said, narrowing your eyes on your best friend as she went back to her seat while whistling innocently. ‘’You told her my address you little shit.’’

‘’Instagram is such a wonderful way to interact with people, isn’t it?’’

‘Maroon’ started again and you looked down on your phone. Another message.

@ taylorswift : 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

@ taylorswift : Hello darling, I hope you’re having a wonderful day at work 💜

@charlie_TortieB: What did you do now Taylor?

@ taylorswift :…you might want to check out front…

You couldn’t help it. You started running to the nursery’s front door like your head was on fire, anxious to see the damage this time. Thankfully the entire front of the nursery was nearly entirely made of giant see-through windows, so you were able to watch with your eyes wide open as a team of three workers deposited boxes upon boxes out front.

‘’Did the big boss order a delivery for us?’’ Your coworker Maria asked as she stopped next to you. Her big brown eyes got wider the more the men brought more boxes out. ‘’Damn, did we win the lottery or something?’’

‘’I-I-I don’t think the direction had anything to do with this,’’ you glanced down to your phone, noticing with anticipation that Taylor was typing another message. ‘’Someone else did it.’’

‘’Who is it?’’

You didn’t answer, captivated by the message that was just sent to you.

@ taylorswift : I know what you’re gonna say ‘Don’t spend so much Taylor’ but please, before you say anything, know that I did the same thing with all the other nurseries in the city.

@ taylorswift : Yeah okay, maybe that wasn’t the right thing to say, I’m sorry. But the small humans deserve to feel loved too, and someone told me how you’ve been begging the higher ups for new books and toys, and new highchairs for the babies because the ones you had up until now are stained beyond saving. So I thought, why not?

@charlie_TortieB: Goddamnit Taylor I can’t be mad at you for that! That is so generous of you!

@ taylorswift :You’re welcome darling 💜

@ taylorswift : I can’t wait for you to see your surprise tomorrow 🏹🤭

@charlie_TortieB: TAYLOR!

@charlie_TortieB: TAYLOR NO!

@ taylorswift : TAYLOR YES!

You could almost imagine the singer laughing with a big grin on her face in front of her own phone, and that brought an even bigger smile to your face.

‘’What’s got you smiling like that?’’ Maria asked as she opened the front door, retrieving one of the smaller boxes. ‘’You never smile that much.’’

‘’It’s her soulmate.’’

‘’SAM!’’

‘’REALLY? No way! Congratulations Charlie!’’

The nursery’s sizable storage room came in handy when it was time to put away everything. You switched out the old toys for the new ones, same with the books, although you didn’t have time to unpack all of it, at least half of the boxes left unopened for the next day. The three brand new highchairs were put in the lunch corner, and when your boss came by to check on you in the afternoon they were as shocked as you were at noon to discover everything.

‘’What’s all this? Where does it come from?’’

‘’A generous donator,’’ Sam answered in your place, her hands holding a black and white baby book in front of the nursery’s newest six months old child. ‘’The kids love it.’’

‘’Do we know their identity?’’

‘’They wished to remain anonymous.’’

And anonymous Taylor didn’t remain for long, because as soon as you got home that night and turned on the news, the singer’s face popped up on screen followed by a very specific headline:

‘’Taylor Swift, New York’s nurseries’ savior?’’

The news went on to say that several of the city’s nurseries had contacted them to say that the very generous donations they received was a literal godsend. A phone call where a worker was literally crying from happiness made you realize how much more your soulmate did for others. Brand new changing tables were sent to numerous facilities, bigger and better fridges going along with some of them. So many more was listed, but the tears of happiness at your soulmate’s generosity made you blind to them.

@charlie_TortieB: You make it very hard for me not to fall in love with you ❤️

@ taylorswift : It’s the End Game darling 💜

@charlie_TortieB: …Are you trying to seduce me with your songs?

@ taylorswift : It depends…is it working?

@charlie_TortieB:…maybe…

@ taylorswift : Then yes. The answer is and always will be yes 💜

That night you fell asleep with your phone in hand and the biggest smile on your face, heart slowly but surely mending back together. Maybe, just maybe, you could have it all.

On Tuesday morning you started to piece together what the deal was with the purple hearts that Taylor kept sending you as the first thing you saw when you woke up was the little emojis on your phone, except there was one less heart than yesterday.

@ taylorswift : 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

@charlie_TortieB: What will happen when there’s only one of them 💜 left?

@ taylorswift : For that you will have to wait my lady 😏

@charlie_TortieB: Nooo I don’t want to wait 😩

@ taylorswift : Oh how I just love to see you pining in anticipation

@ taylorswift : But for now, please check your front door.

@charlie_TortieB: What have you done now?

Taylor didn’t answer you, and after waiting five more minutes you decided to get up. You gave Bailey her wet food and only then did you go and open the door.

‘’No! Oh my fucking god she did not!’’

You see, one of your hobby was doing archery. You’ve had your setup for a few years now, and although you wished to change it up a little for a better quality one you never got around to it. You just never really had the time, nor the money to spare.

Somehow Taylor knew about it, Sam clearly must’ve told her, as before you was an entire bow setup that you knew must’ve cost a fortune. You just knew it, one look at the brand of the riser and limbs told you the entire thing must’ve cost way more than two thousand dollars. Holy shit.

“She’s insane. That woman is insane,” you swore under your breath, grabbing the bow and putting it in your living room. One closer look at the purple metallic riser and you could see them, two tiny letters engraved just above the arrow rest: T.S. “ Oh my god why does this make me blush? Why am I blushing?”

Overtaken by the sudden urge to get back at Taylor for making you feel so many things at once, you ran back to your bedroom to grab your phone and took a close up picture of your new bow. Taylor’s initials were in clear view.

Before you could talk yourself out of it and chicken out you created an Instagram post, tagged Taylor on it and wrote the following as caption:

“It’s not her initials on a chain around my neck, but does it still mean she owns me? @ taylorswift “

You promptly turned off your phone and threw it across the room. Praise to the people who invented protective phone cases.

A minute or two passed, your phone vibrating every other second from all the notifications you were getting but you ignored them all in favor of getting ready to go to work.

By the time you were ready your phone still hadn’t stopped vibrating, and as you picked it up one out of the many notifications displayed on your phone picked your interest.

Taylor had commented on your post. Thousands of people had already liked it and were loosing their shit over it.

taylorswift: Yes she does.

Your heart skipped a beat, and it seemed like your face would be permanently stuck in a blushing state from now on.

The icon for the instagram dms turned red and you immediately clicked on it.

It was Taylor again, and her message to you made your entire body shiver.

@ taylorswift : Baby that was incredibly cheeky of you. You just wait until I can get my hands on you, see how confident you get when I put my marks on you. How I’ll wrap my hands around your neck, see your eyes roll back inside your head as I call you whatever I want. I vow that I’m going to take my time with you, exploring your body until it holds no more secrets for me. No one has to know that in the middle of the night you’re in my dreams. You’re mine darling, don’t you forget it.

As soon as you got to work, you showed Taylor’s message to Sam. But not before she clapped you on the back for the courage you had in publicly posting what you did.

By the end of the message your best friend was full on blushing with you.

‘’Charlie I-Good gods, I didn’t know Taylor was like that,’’ Sam handed you back your phone, fanning herself with her left hand. ‘’You’re one lucky bastard. If I wasn’t already married I would tap that.’’

‘’Hey! She’s my soulmate, not yours!’’

At around half passed one in the afternoon, just as you were putting the last child to sleep and right before you started cleaning up from lunch as it was your turn today, your phone started blasting out ‘Call It What You Want’ from your pocket, and in your haste to flee from the babies’ dormitory you almost made a spectacular fall as you hit the corner of the wall. Once out of the children’s hearing range you answered the phone without checking the caller id.

‘’Yes who is it?’’

‘’Hi baby, it’s me.’’

Fuck.

‘’Hi…Taylor. How did you get my number?’’

‘’I think you already know the answer to that darling.’’

‘’Then why are you calling me?’’

‘’I just wanted to hear your voice love, is that too much to ask?’’

‘’I suppose not, but with you and your mastermind of a soul, I can never be too sure.’’

‘’Huh, so you do listen to some of my music.’’

‘’Out with it Taylor, please. It’s my turn to clean the mess that was lunchtime today, so if you could just hurry up and-‘’

‘’No need to be so grumpy darling. Just write my name on google and you’ll know.’’

‘’What is it?’’

‘’It’s not a surprise if I tell you now, is it?’’

And the woman disconnects the call. You blink in confusion but do as she told you. You go in to type Taylor’s name in the google search bar, but before you press enter and see what she wanted you to see, Sam comes barreling into the room with her own phone in hand. She looks shocked.

‘’GIRL! Look look look! I can’t believe she finally did it! What even took her this long?!’’ Sam shoved her phone into your face, and your eyes zeroed in on a picture of Taylor and Joe together, the two of them being separated on the screen by a broken heart. ‘’It came out literally minutes ago! Taylor called off their engagement and they’re not together anymore!’’

You crossed your arms over your chest, mumbling to yourself.

‘’What was that Charlie?’’

‘’I was saying that they weren’t even engaged,’’ you said louder, unaware of the curious look on Sam’s face. ‘’Joe trapped her at a family dinner and asked her to marry him in front of everyone. How was she supposed to say no with so many people in attendance? She’s not a monster.’’

‘’Well now I don’t even feel sorry for him.’’ Sam then looked at you with narrowed eyes. ‘’How do you even know that anyway?’’

‘’She sent me flowers. With a note.’’

‘’I- bestie what? The Taylor Swift sends you flowers and you don’t tell me?’’

‘’Well you didn’t tell me you gave her my address and phone number but you don’t see me yelling your ears off!’’

‘’She’s your soulmate! What was I supposed to do?’’

When night came, you were in bed with Bailey curled up against you when you yet again received a notification from Instagram. It had become a habit at this point.

@ taylorswift : Tree has been yelling my ear off for hours just because I didn’t follow her orders. Usually I do, follow them I mean, but not this time. Never could she make me stay away from you for months, when all I want is to wrap my hands around you and never let go.

@charlie_TortieB: You’re a woman after my own heart Miss Swift.

@ taylorswift :It is my end game darling, but you already knew that 💜

After that there is no more message exchanged between the two of you, and you fall asleep as soon as your head hits the pillow.

When you get up the next morning it is with a sudden banging on your door that startles you so much that you fall to the floor next to your bed. The banging doesn’t stop until you reach your front door and open it from the inside. It’s your mother, and she looks angry.

‘’CHARLIE! Why am I the last the know about you finding your soulmate? Were you even going to tell me?!’’

‘’Hello to you too mom.’’

‘’Do not mom me miss, I’m disappointed! Also, who even is it?! Is it someone rich or something?’’ It was then that you noticed in her left hand a car key that didn’t look like the one your mother uses for her old beat up car. Your heart drops in your stomach once you understand and the keys are shoved in your face. ‘’A guy in a suit dropped a Jeep at my house and handed me the keys like it was nothing! And then the man proceeded to tell me that it was a gift from my daughter’s soulmate, and I know damn well that your sister’s husband doesn’t have that kind of money!’’

“Oh good gods Taylor did it again.”

“Taylor? Is that his name?”

“No mom, her name.”

“Oh, sweetie,” your mom visibly calms down and wraps her arms around you. “Is that why you wouldn’t tell me? You were afraid I would react badly? I don’t care if who you’re with is a man or a woman, as long as you’re happy.”

“My soulmate’s gender wasn’t the problem mom,” you said as you pushed your mom inside your apartment. You handed her Taylor’s note from Sunday and opened up the Instagram app to show her the first ever message your soulmate sent you. “Her identity was. And up until yesterday she was in a six year long relationship with a man. I couldn’t come in between that.”

You slowly watch the gobsmacked look come to your mother’s face. She’s frowning at the beginning, clearly not pleased that Taylor hurt you even if it wasn’t on purpose, and by the end your mother is full on grinning with tears in her eyes.

“Oh Charlie, I can’t believe my little baby finally found her soulmate,” your mother crushes you into another hug, letting her tears fall. “You will bring her back at home to meet your family, right?”

“Mooom! She’s really busy these days, I can’t ask that of her!”

“Well, clearly she’s not busy enough seeing as she went and bought you flowers and me a brand new car,” your mother listed off, smirking at the blush slowly covering your face. “Is she trying to butter me up already? Oh? Looks like someone messaged you.”

Never had you snatched something that fast out of your mother’s hand. You scrolled down to the bottom of your conversation with Taylor and found two new messages.

@ taylorswift : 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

@ taylorswift : Sam told me about your mother’s car needing repairs, and I thought why not buy her a new one instead? Only the best for my favorite future mother in law.

@charlie_TortieB: Taylor!

@ taylorswift: Charlie!

@charlie_TortieB: …I can’t make you change your mind, can I?

@ taylorswift: No you can’t baby girl.

Your eyes got comically wide and your mouth opened and closed like you were a fish out of the water.

@ taylorswift: Did I make your brain stop working darling?

@charlie_TortieB:…No?

@ taylorswift: Are you lying baby?

@charlie_TortieB:…Yes?

@ tayorswift:You’re such a good girl for telling me the truth Charlie 💜

@charlie_TortieB: I hate you.

@ taylorswift:No you don’t.

@charlie_TortieB: Taylor stop teasing me! My mother’s next to me and she thinks I’m going to faint!

@ taylorswift: Glad to know I have that much power over you darling 😏

@charlie_TortieB: Taylor! When I get my hands on you Taylor!

@ taylorswift: Oh please, do try. It’ll be cute watching you try to be a top.

Your body had a screenshot type moment, freezing as if it was stuck between registering or deleting something.

@charlie_TortieB:…who said I was a bottom?

@ taylorswift: No one darling, but I know you’ll look so pretty writhing under me 😏💜

Well, there was absolutely no need to call you out like that.

a/n: yeah so I lied I might post them all right now

Chapter 3

#taylor swift #taylor swift x oc #taylor swift x reader #top!taylor swift #bottom!reader #bottom!oc #wlw

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evilsniigura · 2 months ago

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Adam fucks his daughter because he made her. He owns you, you came from his balls so you're going to be fucked with the cock that made you. And you'll like it, you were made to like it because he says so.

Caine and abel get to fuck you very rarely but that's only because adam acknowledges that you're rebellious and he would rather you fuck your brothers than some random loser.

Caine is rough and likes leaving marks on you to make a point to adam, he would cut his name into you if he could.

Abel is softer but obviously tries to be like adam yet fails, hes better at watching than fucking (dont tell adam he refuses to have a cuck for a son)

Dont get me started on grandfather chuck who spoils you, who sits you on his lap for every family photo holding your hips down, who pays for your college tuition, your books, outfits, anything you need but not for your brothers. Adam doesnt know what you do with your grandfather and that's okay because every daughter rebels at some point

i went INSANEEEEE OVER THIS ASK. i basically built a whole backstory about this i’m unwell. this takes place in my mind in like a human/modern au wiejdnweidunweidundewiundwenijwdenijwed

bro okay. okay. okay. basically:

in my mind in that specific scenario the backstory is like: eve cheats and leaves adam as a single dad of three. he’s losing it of course 😭 reader since she’s the girl gets burdened at a young age of running the household. parentification and emotional incest until it escalates to straight up incest 😭 adam over sharing about his hook up and how horrible woman and everything else is like thanks you’re 13

cain and able (cain more) riddled with mommy issues and adam hating everyone and everything 😭 favourite deadbeat

who needs woman when you have a cute daughter actually

adam doesn’t care about annoying complaints. you should be thankful he preps you before fucking you with his thick cock. maybe if you don’t want to be treated like his wife you shouldn’t act like that smh

cain and able UGGGHHHH

cain to one up adam takes readers anal virginity since adam took the actual thing. very rough, very kinky, surprised at the end why adam doesn’t let him fuck his sister ofzen and the poor thing is covered in a worrying amount of bruises, bite marks, scratches and hickeyys

cain desperately wants like matching tattoos with reader isdhiashd all three siblings attend the same college and live at home. cain and able live at home because reader isn’t allowed to move out and they can’t let their father win

cain in my mind dates around and he’s HORRIBLEEE to other girls. he’s yearning for his little sister but adam is so vigilant 😒 he needs relief somewhere

able sweet boy….fr nobody tell adam about his cuck son IHSQSSHIQIJ the most sub one. feels bad for reader so let’s her ride him however she likes and lives with his face buried inbetween those thighs. he’s a bit horrible in that he uses the excuse of his non confrontational behaviour to get off to the noises of reader being nonconded by their father and brother lmaooo

adam calling his daughter rebellious and all she wants to do is wear crop tops, move out, doesn’t want a curfew, as an adult college student. how dare you even think about leaving??? loses his mind over everything. he’s so insufferable

GRANDFATHER CHUCK!! WHY DID I NEVER THINK OF THAT AAAAAAAA my ovaries……reader is fr his fave. the best thing adam has ever done, according to chuck lmao. adam low-key jealous of his daughter like he’s on thin ice with his dad and reader just has to sneeze and chuck is all over her ihshuashijas

it’s totally non of adam’s buismess what reader and chuck get up to in private. it doesn’t really matter, as long as it’s kept in the family. he doesn’t visit that often, he’s busy after all, but it has been more since reader reached that sweet adult age lmao. reader majors in what chuck wanted to keep that favourite status hasidhsu

reader has rh4 choice to move out of adam’s home into chucks but chuck is much much stricter. it’d be a worse prison, but she’d have to just keep one guy happy…..

i just imagine reader harbours a lot of resentment against eve. like she left you in that house, with that man. sure, he’s your father and in some twisted way you love him but still. maybe this whole mess could’ve been prevented

and adam and eve trying to date again SUHAUSHUWS poor reader happy to just be left alone now hopefully?? and adam still makes his way into readers bedroom and i just imagine reader straight up decks adam in the face

the whole house wakes up to adam over the sink his nose bleeding with reader unhappily holding a rag in her hand. eve is worried and fussing over adam and reader is like „he tripped >:(" able and cain immediately know what’s up and poor eve confused and worryied

cain wants to high five reader so bad and he straight up laughs in adam’s face. wraps his arm around reader all provoking and able rubs readers arm in comfort DHISIJSSWISJ

it doesn’t take long for adam to break up with eve and return you both were you belong: entangled in the sheets

#ask #adam.thoughts #cw noncon #cw age gap #cw incest #cain.thoughts #able.thoughts

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ithinkabouttzu · 11 months ago

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Hello :)

I was wondering if you could do some BoB headcanons where the reader brings back a raccoon to the barracks. Feel free to skip this if you don’t like it

Easy co. reacts to you bringing a raccoon into the barracks!

genre: Romance; fluff

warnings: reader is referred to as prince/princess and man/woman!

description: The easy company men’s reaction to (their s/o or close friend) bringing an animal into the barracks.

a/n: Thank you for your request! For writing purposes we’re gonna imagine that every one of them were in basic at the same time, including replacements!

VALENTINE’S DAY SPECIAL 💘💌

Dick Winters: He’s shocked but also surprised you were able to catch it?? But he’s also worried because what if the raccoon has diseases or something like that or bit/hurt you. “Where’d you find that guy?” He’d get close to you and ask you to please take it outside before the other guys found it, but he thinks it’s cute that you brought the little critter in 😂

Lewis Nixon: He tells you to back away almost immediately. He thought it was a puppy at first but when he got closer he realized it was a raccoon, that was also hissing at him and freaked out. “Why do you have that thing in here? He’s gonna give us all rabies!” Literally gets as far as possible from you as he can. He respects your fearlessness tho.

Carwood Lipton: He would give you the cutest smile when he saw what you brought in. He wouldn’t be scared or anything but would just be worried that the poor thing was hurt or something. “Why don’t we go try finding this little guys family, huh? Maybe he got lost.” You two would make sure to carry him around the forest until you find a safe space to put him. (I could definitely see the little thing coming back to his human friends every once in a while for food and water.)!

Joe Toye: You bringing in an actual raccoon just proves how much of a disney princess/prince you are to him. He’d walk up to you and ask if he could pet it, wouldn’t really be scared but kinda timid at first 😭 He would finally get you to leave the raccoon back into it’s natural habitat (after some major convincing) but he thinks you’re precious for it either way.

Joe Liebgott: He gets a little scared, just because it’s a literal raccoon in the barracks. He wants to tell you to get it out immediately but he doesn’t have the guts to tell you because of how cute you look with the critter in your hands. His heart would melt when you asked him if you and him could keep it. It pains him to say no but he knows that the rest of the guys would die if they found a raccoon in their room. He makes sure you guys leave him somewhere safe though.

Bill Guarnere: You’d come inside in the middle of a rainstorm soaking wet. With a blanket wrapped around your hands, covering something. At first he genuinely thought you found a baby someplace outside and brought it in from the storm. But when he gets closer he sees it and has to find a way to calmly tell you to take it outside 🤣 “but it’s raining out there, he’ll get wet” “Those things don’t mind the rain! That’s what they’re made for!”

George Luz: He starts laughing so hard when you bring it in because what actually made you bring in a whole raccoon?! Like how do you even do something like that 😭 it’s even better because you’re acting all innocent and sweet about it like nothing is wrong with bringing a wild animal in the barracks, but he thinks it’s so cute how you’re trying to help the small thing from being out in the cold. He thinks you’re too precious for this world.

Eugene Roe: “What is.. that?” He looks up at you with this exact face: 😳 he’s pretty sure it’s a raccoon but he’s trying to wrap his mind around the fact that you actually found one, picked it up, and brought back to the barracks. “It’s my raccoon I found, I named her junie! Do you want to pet her?” When you tell him that he’d soften up just because it’s so cute how you brought the thing in, but he’s also a lil scared himself. “You are one fearless (woman/man)”

Bull Randleman: “How’d you catch that little guy?” As a southern boy who’s seen lots and lots of those, he’s not fazed in the slightest, but he is a little worried about the thing jumping out of your hands and getting onto the beds, so he’d help you take it outside. “You know you can’t keep him, right?” He hates having to break that news to you but eventually you guys come to an agreement to leave food and treats out for him whenever there’s a chance.

Floyd Talbert: “y/n, is that a raccoon in your hands?” he honestly doesn’t know what to say, he’s proud of you for catching it (bc we all know how hard that could be) but he’s also a little scared of you for catching it cause you need some real determination for that tbh. “That thing’s gonna give us rabies, get it out before the others see it!” You get an A+ for trying but there’s no way he’s letting you keep it 😭

Skip Muck: “Nuh-uh! No way you brought that thing in here!” He is genuinely surprised that you brought a raccoon into the rooms but he also finds it so hilarious that you’d do such a thing. “He’s my pet, and i’m keeping him!” He can’t believe you’re serious but it’s adorable of you to want to keep the raccoon. “Can I pet him?” Once he realizes how cute the sucker is you guys become his unofficial human parents for sure.

Don Malarkey :He’s not scared but he’s more curious to see the little fella. “It’s okay, don’t be scared” He says to the critter in your arms as he pets him. He laughs to himself at the thought of little you picking up a huge raccoon and running off with it to show him, it’s so precious and funny of you and it makes his heart melt at the thought. “You wanna go show the other guys?” You and him have a fun evening terrifying the others with your new pet raccoon 😂

Shifty Powers: You’re actually his disney princess/prince come true, similar to Joe, but instead of getting scared of the creature, he finds it so adorable that you would bring the little thing out from the cold. It’s one of your best traits, being so kind to all animals and people, it makes his heart flutter for you 10x more. “So what are we naming it?” You and him would finally come up with a cute name and plan to visit your little friend out in the woods whenever there’s a chance.

Babe Heffron: He keeps his respectful distance because he’s positive that thing must have some disease. “Wow, how on earth did you even catch a raccoon that big?” He’s honestly impressed but genuinely concerned on how you actually got him. He lets you get away with it because you’re so cute with the raccoon in your hands but don’t push your luck bc if you get too close he’s running out screaming.

Frank Perconte: He immediately jumps onto his bed and hides away from you, no questions asked. “y/n, what are ya’ doin’ with a rodent in here! Ugh it stinks too!” We already know how dramatic this man is. You would think that the world’s ending by the way he’s acting at the moment, it would take him at least an hour to calm down once you put the raccoon outside. He won’t leave for the rest of the day just in case it’s still out there LOLOL

Ronald Speirs: He’s very unfazed by it but he is impressed that you managed to bring the little thing in. “Where was he when you found him?” He doesn’t really know what to say other than that. He won’t bother touching it or anything but he’ll probably ask you to leave the guy outside so the others don’t flip out. He’s pretty chill about it overall.

Johnny Martin: “y/n take that thing back outside!” You’re actually going to give this poor man a heart attack bringing in a raccoon so casually. He goes all dad-mode on you and gives you long talk about why you shouldn’t bring wild animals inside afterwards 😭 He would never actually admit this to you but he genuinely thought it was cute seeing you protest on keeping the raccoon outside.

Skinny Sisk: He was surprised to see the size of the raccoon that you brought in, but not really surprised that you brought one in if that makes sense, he could totally see sweet ole’ you bringing in some helpless animal from the woods, he only gets a little scared when the little thing jumps from out of your arms and runs around on the floor until he has catch him.

Chuck Grant: You look so cute to him honestly. He probably couldn’t care less that you brought in a wild animal, it’s just the sweet smile on your face that makes him so happy. All he asks is that you guys take it outside just in case he poops all over the floor, but he thinks the little guy is pretty cute too tbh. “Honey, if having these raccoons around makes you happy, I’ll catch a million of them for you”

David Webster: He freaks out, seeing you with huge raccoon in your hands was definitely something he wasn’t expecting to see on a regular Saturday morning. He tries to be nice about it but it scares him 🤣 “He’s a wild animal y/n, he could have so many different parasites and diseases” He calms down when he sees how cute the animal is.

Buck Compton: “Leave it to y/n to bring a wild raccoon into our room.” He’s not shocked at all, he was honestly anticipating you to do something like this. “You sure know how to pick ‘em. That thing is huge!” He’ll help you find somewhere to keep him outside and will go back with you to visit the little guy when you guys ever get the chance.

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