#I do not like Orlando
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#I’m just gonna say…#I do not like Orlando#lmao I forgot how huge and unruly my hair gets in remotely hot/humid weather
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Steve was doing this for Robin.
He had to keep telling himself this. He could get through the day, the weekend, life, if he just kept repeating this to himself.
But an hour into their day, his pants ripped.
Not in a place it can be hidden, not a small one.
Right along his ass.
And because Robin insisted he’d be fine, he didn’t bring a bag with a change of clothes.
He could buy some, sure, if he wanted to spend $60 on special convention sweatpants that would be entirely too hot, unflattering, and ruin the costume Robin insisted he wear to match hers.
He was hiding in the bathroom currently, furiously texting Robin to let her know he was just going to stay there until it was time to leave.
She’d be mad at him, but she’d be more mad at herself for not letting him bring a change of clothes.
His pants weren’t even tight. Luke Skywalker doesn’t exactly wear tight clothes. He had no reason behind the rip other than the universe just hating him as much as possible.
Robin told him she would find someone to help, whatever that means, but he didn’t think that was possible without just buying new pants.
He stood in the corner of the continuously crowded bathroom, trying not to draw attention, but knowing it was incredibly odd to just stand in the corner of a public bathroom.
Ten minutes passed and a guy walked in with a backpack and a sign that says “Free Cosplay Repair” and Steve knew what Robin had done.
The man was pretty, and not dressed up, but seemed like he wished he was. Maybe it was difficult to repair if he was wearing some elaborate costume.
Steve didn’t know how this worked.
“Are you Steve?”
Steve nodded.
His voice was calming, and Steve instantly trusted him to fix the problem.
“Heard you’ve got a bit of a problem with the costume. Big or small?”
“Uh. Pretty big, man.”
“Ah. Tear along the ass, then. Happens all the time.”
He set his backpack down and started rummaging through the front pocket. When he pulled out a sewing kit, Steve realized he was going to have to get this fixed in a public bathroom with this very attractive man staring at and touching his ass for who knows how long.
“Um.”
“It’ll be better if you can take them off. I’ll be able to sew it much faster.”
Steve couldn’t just stand around in his boxers. That was not part of the plan or the agreement with Robin. People were coming and going from the bathroom at a rapid rate.
“Is there somewhere private we can go?”
“Awww, Stevie, feeling shy?”
Steve’s face was beet red. He was feeling a little shy, and being called out on it by a hot guy kind of made him think about being called out on other things in other ways and his brain was not doing well.
“My name’s Eddie. I come with my friend Chrissy to a bunch of these every year. We have a tent set up on the show floor for privacy, but you’d have to walk to it. I could walk behind you if you want?”
“Oh. Okay. Um. Sure.”
It was better than standing half naked in this bathroom.
So they left, and Eddie stayed right behind him, covering him from possible exposure to the growing crowd.
He would lean forward and direct him to the tent every few seconds, leaving goosebumps behind from how close he got to his ear to be heard.
When they arrived, Chrissy was finishing up with supergluing something to a mask. Eddie touched her shoulder and whispered something to her. She rolled her eyes and smiled at him before turning back to the person she was helping.
Eddie nudged Steve into their tent.
“Alright, shouldn’t take too long. Take them off, Luke.”
Steve rolled his eyes but followed directions. The faster this was done, the faster he could get back to Robin, who was probably so deep into the crowd by now that he’d never find her anyways.
Maybe he should just stay here. Learn to sew. Become a part of their traveling repair team.
They seemed nice enough.
Eddie got started immediately, and Steve was grateful for the privacy the tent provided. He sat down on a stool they had set up in the corner and put his hands in his lap, covering as much of himself as he could. He was definitely not confident in this place.
He’d embraced that he liked some nerdy things. He was fine with it.
But he was way out of his element here.
“You come to these a lot?”
“No. Just supporting my friend.”
“Explains not being as prepared as the pros.”
“I did try to be. My friend said I’d be fine. Don’t know why I listened to her.”
Eddie snorted. “She a friend or a…friend?”
Steve laughed so loudly, Eddie jumped. “Sorry. She’s very much not straight and I am very much not interested.”
“Is she Leia?”
“Yeah.”
“Everyone will assume you’re together, you know?”
“Yeah, well. She said I had to and I owed her.”
“Must’ve done you a big favor.”
“You could say that.”
Eddie’s hands were moving quickly, and Steve couldn’t help watching in amazement.
“How long have you been doing this?”
“What? Sewing? Or conventions?”
“Both.”
Eddie smiled while he worked.
“Sewing since I was 11. I was in charge of fixing my and my uncle’s clothes since we couldn’t really afford new ones unless I outgrew them. Then in high school I did costumes for drama and cheerleaders. That’s how I met Chrissy. She was a secret nerd so she took me to a convention and I saw too many people crying over broken and torn cosplays so I started doing this.”
“For free?”
“Yeah. I already had most of the supplies on hand and I’m not using them all so why not?”
“That’s really…kind.”
He saw Eddie’s cheeks blush, but he didn’t comment.
Maybe he’d gain some upper hand here despite being half naked in a tent with a stranger.
“It’s not a big deal.”
“It kind of is, man. Just take the compliment. It’s really selfless.”
“Okay. Yeah. I guess. Thanks.”
They settled into a comfortable silence and Steve really took in the tent. There were things hanging up that he vaguely recognized as D&D monsters from Dustin’s room.
“Hey, the kid I babysit is into that.”
“What?”
“The dungeons game.”
“Really?”
“Yeah! I think he even has that exact print in his room.”
“No shit? I made these. I have an Etsy shop.”
“You’re kidding. He’s gonna freak out that I met you.”
“Well, shit. Take one for him.”
“Oh, I couldn’t do that.”
“Yeah you could. I’m not letting you leave until you do.”
Steve felt his heart flutter.
Dustin was like his little brother and he loved him so much. Any time someone did something kind for him, it melted his heart.
He didn’t have time for feelings for a stranger.
Not at a convention where he was the outcast.
“I guess if you insist.”
“I do.”
Steve was a fucking mess. Emotionally, he was the type to get really attached really quickly. It’s why all of his relationships ended within weeks. He was ready to be completely committed and they never were. He fell hard and fast for anyone who showed him even a tiny bit of interest.
He had to get out of this tent.
“I’m not rushing you, but how much longer?”
“I’m almost done. Few more minutes. Doing okay?”
“Yeah. Just wanna find Robin.”
“Text her to meet you here. She knows where it is.”
“How would she know that?”
“I’ve met her a few times at other conventions and she always stops by to say hello.”
Robin knew this guy?
Suddenly, he realized what was going on.
She was setting him up.
“Take your time. She can wait.”
Eddie slowed his hands and looked up at Steve.
“Uh. Okay.”
“She’s a traitor who did this to me on purpose.”
“Ripped your pants?”
“Yes.”
Eddie stopped what he was doing completely.
“She ripped your pants on purpose? How would she have done that?”
“She pulled a seam out or something.”
“Why would she do that?”
“Because she’s trying to set us up.”
“Us?!”
“Yep. Sorry. I promise I don’t expect anything. She just does this sometimes. Thinks I’m lonely or whatever.”
Eddie searched his face for a minute, then looked back down at his work.
“Are you?”
“Am I what?”
“Lonely.”
Well, yeah. Robin didn’t get the assumption from nowhere. But he didn’t really want to admit that to a stranger.
“Yeah, I guess.”
Apparently, he was going to anyways.
“Hm.”
“Hm?”
“Mhm.”
Steve huffed out a breath.
Eddie stood suddenly and came over to Steve, pushing his shoulder back and his legs apart so he could fit between them.
Eddie’s hand cupped his chin, pulling it up so he could look at him.
Steve gulped.
He was feeling more than vulnerable at this point and wasn’t sure what to do about it.
“Your friend must really love you to want to make sure you aren’t lonely.”
“Um. Yeah.”
“You know, I’m taking a lunch break in about an hour if you wanna hang around. I could use some company.”
“Really?”
“Yeah. One condition though.”
“What’s that?”
“You take the pants off again.”
Steve laughed and Eddie couldn’t help the smile he aimed down at him.
“You want me to eat in just my boxers?”
“Well, not just your boxers. That’ll be later at the hotel.”
God, this guy was good. Smoother than Steve’s ever been and he was known for his charming nature for years.
“You think I’ll come back to your hotel?”
“I know you will.”
“Why’s that?”
“Because I only temporarily fixed these pants. The stuff you need is back at my room.”
“What if I don’t care about the pants?”
“All the more reason to leave them off when you come to my room.”
They smiled at each other.
Steve felt brave. He felt a little ridiculous. Most of all, he felt like he couldn’t pass up the opportunity literally staring him in the face.
He leaned up a bit more and waited for Eddie to lean down.
When their lips met, Steve knew he was completely fucked.
Robin had fucked him over and he’d never been so grateful.
#steddie#Steve harrington#eddie munson#stranger things#tumblr drabbles#inspired by the amazing people who walk around conventions fixing cosplay for free#and inspired by people like me who don’t have a clue what they’re doing but just there for the ride#I wrote this in my car in a parking garage in Orlando lmao#sorry for typos or if it feels ridiculous and rushed#it’s because it is
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PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN'S CHEST (2006): rehearsals v. final film ➢ mastering the blade: orlando bloom
#pirates of the caribbean#dead man's chest#orlando bloom#potcedit#disneyedit#filmedit#periodedit#perioddramaedit#*userbolt#orlando is such a joy to watch. mans is casually climbing in the tops of a ship like it's nothing#i wanted to do SO many more of these but a lot of the rehearsal footage didn't make it to the final edit!! or is otherwise severely trimmed#alas...#glad to get the leg wobble in there though
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welcome to my new ongoing graphic design project post because the old post was getting a little bit long! i am recreating this t shirt design:
with the 8 ball songs instead of the city names! here is the most recent iteration, updated through 3/15 (orlando):
#i like the flower in volcanoes a lot better i think i'm gonna keep it that way#also thank god for the o in dog. idk what i wouldve done if there wasnt somewhere to put the sun in orlando#anyway. ALPHA DOG????#brb gotta update my spreadsheet#smh i've created so much work for myself on show nights and i'm literally just some guy#fob#fall out boy#tourdust#2ourdust#so much for (2our) dust#oohhhh jacksonville next. very excited to do that one i already have the raindrop pattern made and the font downloaded#foborlando#bees’ art#bees' graphic design adventure
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Noah Jupe | via Tal Booker’s instagram
#noah jupe#ink#it’s giving johnny orlando getting ink#he should do a tattoo tour like alex sampson sometimes does on his snap#but we would never get such content from him like he swiped his instagram clean#that franklin check cleared ig lol#my king really does live irl touching grass and for that i do have to stan
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I really wish Carnival Row had been based off something, because the world building is so complete and so fascinating I would hardcore read an entire comic series and 12 part book series set in this world, and it kills me that this wasn’t more popular because it means it’s really going to die with a whimper and get none of that massive franchise it deserves
#ngl i do think the casting is the problem#i mean i think cara and orlando are doing great#but i think their casting made a lot of people dismiss the show immediately and not eve watch#like imagine the woman who played sophie longerbane playing vignette- that would have SLAPPED#carnival row
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I feel sooooo bad right now but I am getting on a plane to nyc tomorrow morning!!
#we are packing and tbh#thank freaking heck for my partner because I feel like my bones are made of lead#and my cannabis and meds can only do so much for me at this point#but there's also So Much To Do#anywho aaaaaa here goes another adventure!!!#(we were just in chicago and then orlando i am such a tired bean)#((but still happy still happy))
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thinking about the public domain is more than a little devastating to me like they’ve literally taken so much from us. the corporatization of art and culture has locked away american cultural heritage for longer and longer periods of time! the original term for public domain was 56 years think about that. almost 40 more years. i hope we all live 40 more years but who knows. and how much of that art will degrade and disappear in the meantime! things are lost every day! truly and genuinely it’s such a loss for the independent artist i want people to be able to adapt things from the ‘60s into shitty plays that they put on at their local rec centers and to make money off of that but we can’t because of corporate greed
#i mean. you can make whatever u want still nobody can stop you#but do you ever feel like we could be exalting in our shared cultural heritage if only we were allowed#not to mention the ability for cheapo paperback copies of things. damn i should go buy one of orlando btw#anyway. new stuff in the public domain is exciting but bittersweet so much has been taken from us#cool b does cool things
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Diversity win! Your girly fashion game is abolishing gender norms with gender-neutral wine tankards!
#love nikki#miraculous reunion#diversity win#alcohol //#the devs do actually give us a free rainbow suit for pride month every year#and the mayor of moonlight city is canonically trans#bobo is boy-crazy but also looks at kaja with heart eyes#and kaja herself is very gender#not to mention *gestures at every interaction between nikki and kimi ever*#and flynn and orlando adopting a cat and a child together#like there is actually a lot of fun stuff in this game if you like looking for The Gay Content#BUT ALL THAT ASIDE i wasn't aware ale (cups? food in general?) was usually gender specific#the higher the queuer
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Whenever Rambley arrives
Should I bring him with me the next time I go to a theme park?
#CJ & I are planning to go to Florida this fall or next year for our honeymoon/family vacation trip#I get nervous abt carrying stuff at parks n all that#but I'd love to get a shot of Rambley at Animal Kingdom or in front of a ride like Velocicoaster#what do y'all think?#should I risk it?#rambley#indigo park#indigo park rambley#plushie#plush#rambley plush#rambley plushie#indigo park plush#indigo park plushie#indigo park toy#july 2024#2024#charliramblez#charlirambles#charliramblz#haha bedumtss#vacation#theme park#wdw#uso#walt disney world#universal studios orlando#walt disney world resort#universal islands of adventure#Feat. Goofy edits I made using pics online
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hello love nikki fandom!!!!!!!! they mean everything to me.
#love nikki#lnduq#shade love nikki#orlando love nikki#do they even have a ship name??#is there anyone here still?? bc oh boy am i about to unleash the fan content reckoning on this fandom#the GRIP these bitches have on me is honestly insane. i have started THREE (3) fics for them. in like a week.#it's anyone's guess if they'll ever get posted but. the important thing is that i started them#the first two pictures are totally from a fic im writing tehe
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hey it's been a really long time since I read LotR, are the elves actually taller than men or did everyone cumulatively gaslight each other into deciding that elves are extremely tall for no reason
#is orlando bloom taller than anyone else in the fellowship? is elrond tall. I actually haven't seen the movies in awhile either#I only notice or care because in 5e elves are described as being shorter and overall smaller than humans on average#but everyone I know is like 'and this elf is 6 Feet Tall and Etherial- like all elves are- as everyone knows'#and I'm just like. where is this coming from actually. I don't THINK tolkien did that? but I'm not confident either??#are WoW elves Extremely Tall#whose extremely tall elves do I need to blame for this#anyway I need elves to be small and sprightly so they can have domesticated (or at least mostly tamed) deer to ride#worldbuilding
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#Franz has already admitted to liking Taylor swift but Moe didn’t have to do all that to him 😂#so Paolo likes Katy Perry and Franz likes Taylor swift#Pop queens I guess 😭#nba#orlando magic#moritz wagner#moe wagner#Churrobearvids
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happy birthday to me i drew producer ships
#my art#enstars#scheduling this post hopefully it goes off at the right time#ummmm. i have nothing to say i just wanted to be self indulgent#these are the ships ive chosen for her i don’t think i would ship her w kasa or ritsu#like ritsu maaaaaybe?? but not kasa for sure#but these three . definitely.#even tho it’s probably not good for a producer to do that but who cares#i got embarrassed drawing this and it’s not even like . that much#also poses are from pinterest#anyways i’m turning 23 🥲 so pls#old* but someone today thought i was 16#i’m going to orlando i get to hang out w my friend :3 so excited#and then i have to start my last set of uni classes next week……….#it’s so over . but then i will finally be done and i can get my degree
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Tha Maccabees in London
October 2024, shot by Phil Sharp
#the maccabess#maccabees#orlando weeks#do i have brain space for a whole new bands worth of guys?#eh#i do like the drummer and hugo is very prittty
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ok here's a question. am I going to get a pink seashell for Fake Out 🥺
#once again. west promenade in Orlando. not the greatest seats but I do not care#I am the definition of ''just happy to be here''#I would like a seashell tho
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