#I did so much research for my book every single frickin day
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shikai-the-storyteller · 15 hours ago
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I didn't think the first episode of Jentry Chau vs the Underworld was very strong, but I liked the premise and animation style so I kept watching while doing some craft stuff and I wound up binging the entire thing in one sitting. So yeah, solid recommendation. Really liked all the Chinese mythology / Daoist stuff in there
#i talk#It did make me cry a few times but it's not a sad show that's just me and my hangups#Really solid frickin show though#The horror aspect was GREAT especially considering it's only rated PG (? I think?)#I'm a huge fan of mythology and I also studied Taoism a lot as a kid because I thought it was fascinating#Though I'm not Super familiar with a ton of Chinese folklore / mythology so that was cool#It's so interesting when certain trends in folklore are cross-cultural and even cross-continental#like the ''picking up rice'' thing#I just remember the fae folk thing about them having to count salt / sugar#I've got such a huge reading list of classical mythology I need to read and this added a lot more to the list#I remember as a kid I'd sit in the corner of the library with tons of books about religion and mythology stacked around me#The local library I went to as a kid had a dedicated kids section and an adult section that were on opposite ends of the library#so I imagine it was really funny seeing all these adults reading the newspaper or doing research for their thesis or job#and then in the corner there's a kid sitting crisscross applesauce with literal textbooks stacked next to them#Anyways. That reminded me of that bookstore guy from the other month#who pointed me towards the kids section when I asked about mythology and then I laughed in his face VERY loudly#And then proceeded to sit down and read textbooks right in front of their desks because that's where the mythology books were lmao#Oh to have the reading focus of younger me once more...#I did so much research for my book every single frickin day#and here I am all these years later and I still haven't fully written it
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logansanderslove · 5 years ago
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Logan’s Protector
Sanders Sides HighSchool AU
Pairings: None
Word count: 1583
Trigger Warning: Abuse, blood, swearing
Logan hugged his books close to him as he walked down the hall, trying to ignore the rest of the students that pushed past him in the halls of his school. He absolutely adored learning, but he wished that he could just learn at the university instead of this hell of a place. Although, that was a long way off. He was just a freshman in high school, although he certainly had the intellect of a college student. Somehow, to the amazement of his classmates, he knew the answer for every single problem and question, and every fact would just spurt off his tongue as if he were an encyclopedia himself. And for that knowledge, he was always scared when he walked down the halls, for- 
“Well, if it isn’t the Microsoft Nerd.” A taunting voice sneered, and Logan froze, then hunched his shoulders up as he started to walk again, but a hand grabbed his arm and wheeled him around, his books falling from his grasp. “Hey, geek.” The tall boy stared down at him, and Logan felt his face curl in fear. 
“R-Roman, I don’t want any trouble. I just...I just need to get to the library.” He squeaked out, and Roman scoffed with a grin, flipping his well-kept coiffed light brown hair back, keeping his hold on Logan’s shirt. 
“Is that so? What are you reading these days?” He asked, and the boy beside Roman, oftentimes his right-hand man, bent down and picked up a few of Logan’s books. He whistled. 
“Damn. ‘The Philosophy of Theology’, ‘Advanced Physics in Creation’, ‘Fundamentals of Complex Analysis’? These books have about 500 pages each at least!” He said, and Roman looked down at Logan. 
“Well. You really are a brainiac.” He said, then he looked up at the other. “Damien, grab his books. We’re taking them.” He said, and Logan’s panic increased. 
“NO! You can’t take my books! Those are my studies! All my research!” He exclaimed, and Roman looked at him with disgust. 
“God, you sound like a frickin scientist.” He shoved him to the floor. “Besides. I’d like to see you try to stop us.” 
Logan pushed himself to his feet, then raised his fists. Damien and Roman met eyes, then burst out laughing. 
“You’re going to try to fight?! Oh, that’s adorable.” Roman snickered, and Logan’s eye twitched, then he threw his fist forward, but before he could even get close another hit sent him falling back, his head pounding. He blinked back the stars in his eyes then felt the wetness running down his chin. The scent of iron met his smell, and he didn’t need to be a chemistry whiz to know he was bleeding. 
Students in the hallways had stopped to watch the larger boy beat the small scholar up, some smiling with entertainment. Roman smirked as Logan tried to stand up again, kicking him back down, pressing him to the floor with his sneaker on top of Logan’s back. 
“Do you really think you are ever going to be able to stop us?” He said with a grin. Logan groaned in pain, struggling under the older boy, and Roman chuckled. He took his foot from Logan’s back, and the smaller boy rolled over with a cough then stood up. He turned around, backing up as he saw the bully’s entertained gaze. He stumbled back over one of his larger books that Damien hadn’t taken yet, falling to the floor. He scooted back against the wall, closing his eyes. 
Then a grunt and a huff of breath made him look up to see a boy standing in front of him, facing Roman, his fists raised and stance defensive and protective. Roman’s eyes were wide, and Logan was shocked when he saw the red mark on his cheek. 
Did this boy just hit Roman?! 
Everyone in the halls was quiet, then the boy’s fists clenched. 
“Leave him alone, ‘Princey’. Try to hurt Logan again, and you’ll have me to deal with.” He spat, and Damien stood silent for a moment, then scoffed. 
“Are we supposed to be intimidated by-” 
The boy, with unbelievable speed, shot his fist right into the other’s face, and when Damien fell to his knees with a gasp the boy grabbed his shoulders and slammed his knee up into Damien’s head, then dropped him to the ground. Everyone went deadly quiet as the boy turned to face Roman with fire in his eyes and Roman frowned, then sneered at him. 
“Okay, kid. See how long you can keep this up. Just know that you’ve gotten yourself into a hell of a mess.” He turned to his friend on the ground. “Get up, Damien.” He ordered and the other boy moaned as he slowly got to his feet, holding his gushing nose. They walked down the hall, Roman shooting Logan a glare over his shoulder. 
Logan sat there with wide eyes for a moment before he felt a hand on his shoulder and he turned his gaze to meet the eyes of the boy. They were sincere and grey, caring. “Are you okay?” He asked, his voice soft and comforting, far different from only moments ago when he was arguing with Roman. Logan slowly nodded, wiping his nose with the back of his hand, frowning at the dark red blood that it brought. He observed the boy. He looked to be about the same age as Logan, slightly taller with a face that was stoic but calm. He wore a dark grey and black hoodie and skinny grey jeans, a black t-shirt, and black sneakers. He had a swash of purple in the front of his messy brown hair. 
He held out his hand and Logan took it for the boy to lift him to his feet. He offered a smile. “I’m Virgil.” He said and Logan smiled, adjusting his crooked glasses. 
“Logan...but...you already knew that?” He said with a questioning tone. Virgil nodded as he bit his lip. 
“I’ve seen them bullying you before.” He muttered, and Logan dropped his gaze, then slowly brought it back up. 
“I...Thank you.” He said in a small voice and Vigil nodded. 
“No problem. I’m just glad I got here when I did.” His face turned down. “Sorry I couldn’t get here any sooner.” He murmured, and Logan’s eyes went wide. 
“No, you don’t have to apologize! You stood up for me! Thank you so much!” He said, and Virgil smiled then bent down to pick up Logan’s books for him, handing him his backpack and then a handkerchief he pulled from his pocket, to which Logan immediately held to his nose. Virgil read the cover of one of his books, then grinned at Logan. 
“You’re smart. These books you read, and the studies you take, it’s astounding how intellectual you are.” He handed the bag to Logan, who stood with wide eyes at the compliment. Virgil shrugged. “At least I’m someone who appreciates and understands how hard you work.” he frowned. “I wish the teachers here would actually intervene for once. But they won't. They don't care what happens to us.” He glanced down the hall. “It’s like a prison. We’re here for the day, and although we learn, they don’t care what we do to each other. I bet Roman could kill someone and he wouldn’t get in trouble for it. What the hell is happening here?” He muttered, then he looked back to Logan. “Sorry about that little tangent. I gotta say though, why is a genius like you in a shit hole like this?”
Logan looked down at the ground shamefully. “It’s all we can afford. I wish I could be going to a better school, or even more desirable, college. But that’s still four years off.” He said sullenly, and Virgil shrugged.
“If you ask me, you should be able to get into any college you want, Lo. You’re way smarter than my older brother Thomas, and he’s a sophomore in college.” He said with a snicker, and Logan chuckled lightly. He then slowly went quiet, and Virgil raised his eyebrow. “Hey, what is it?”
Logan shook his head slowly, then he met Virgil’s eyes. “I just...why did you help me, Virgil? You didn’t have to, and now you’re on Roman’s bad side. Why?” He wondered, and Virgil’s face grew shocked, then he shrugged.
“Because I can’t stand to see when someone is in trouble and no one else is helping. Besides, bullies should never win.” He explained and Logan nodded, then smiled.
“Thank you, Virgil. You’re a good guy.”
Virgil shrugged. “Eh, that could be argued by some people, but hey, thanks.” He joked, bringing a small laugh from Logan. The edgy boy then bit his lip. “Hey, Logan, you wanna hang out after school today? We could just chill and not have to worry about all this shit.” He suggested, then he smiled as Logan’s eyes brightened. 
“Sure!” The smaller boy said happily. Virgil smirked. He could tell that Logan had never been asked that before. He understood what it was like to be an outcast, but at least he had some other friends. Logan didn’t have anybody. Virgil elbowed Logan gently. 
“Great. I’ll see you then, Lo. I’m late for class, but it’s totally worth it for someone like you. See ya later!” And with that, he dashed down the hall, Logan standing in place watching his new friend, a wide smile on his face.
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rustic-space-fiddle · 6 years ago
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My mom has been feeling like she isn’t worth anything lately, and said she only knows of herself as “stay at home mom”, and nothing else. Times are hard right now, and she’s at the age where “midlife crises” happen, so I’m not too surprised, but as her daughter, and someone who loves and values her above everything on this sad, stupid planet, it’s hard to watch her put herself down in this way. She doesn’t quite seem to remember what being a mom really means, and to whom it means so much, so I’m going to make a list of things that moms have to be and do, in case there are any other moms out there who think they are somehow worth less because they are “just” moms and not working in the STEM field too or something.
Moms are:
Nurses - bandaids and splinters happen a lot, and moms are always there with a lollipop and a hug to make the hurt go away
Doctors - sometimes you gotta get out the thermometer and do the diagnosis yourself when money is tight, and my mom has never been wrong
Chefs - when eating out can’t be a thing and canned goods seem gross, moms are there with their hidden spatulas and knives, ready to whip up a 5 course gourmet dish out of mustard and cheese sticks
Scientists - for when the kids want to know why the sky is blue or the grass is green, or when they want to know why the sun burns them at the beach
School bus drivers - driving a van with a bunch of loud kids in it??? Two hours??? To do a post office run? You bet. Crank up the tunes, cuz mom is at the wheel
Security guards - gotta make sure a place is safe before letting them on that playground. Don’t mess with their kids. They’ll tase you.
Pastors/religious leaders - (for kids from a faith) you can’t go to church every Sunday. Who teaches them about Jesus on the inbtween days?? Mom.
Breadwinners - (for single/working moms) who’s out there getting money to keep the house and the food??? Mom is.
Babysitters - babysitting her own kids just about 24/7 is hard frickin work. Most teens can’t handle babysitting for more than a couple hours. Maybe she don’t get paid in cash, but she does get paid in hugs, and that’s worth something
Teacher/tutors - schools can’t teach everything, and some kids are homeschooled too, or need help with things. Who steps up to make sure their kid succeeds? Mom.
Counselors - no matter what it is: boys, girls, cramps, that sad book you read, the latest marvel movie, your aching knee, that kid on your baseball team who keeps pushing you around, mom is always ready to listen and give advice, and maybe even punch a guy ;) This doesn’t just go for daughters btw. Sons get counseling from moms too!! There ain’t nothing wrong with being a “mamas boy”, and don’t let anyone tell you different.
Professional maids - sometimes little kids are messy, and they don’t always clean up after themselves (they never do; they’re moving took fast) and that means mom has sometimes got to pick up toys and clean of tables and mop floors. It may suck, but she does it anyway, because she loves you
Principals - kids are punks sometimes, and don’t really know the difference between right and wrong. Mom is there to make sure they understand how to be decent, well behaved people, and how to be nice.
Best friends - your mom knows you inside and out. You may not think she does, but she do, and she loves you even if you fight sometimes
Psychologists - moms just don’t know why kids do what they do sometimes, so they gotta figure out the psychology behind those drawings all over the cubboards. It’s hard sometimes, but mostly they attribute it to: “they’re just kids.” And they’re right.
Wise - they’ve seen some stuff. They know what’s it, and what isn’t. They’ve smoked, they’ve done the do-it, they’ve driven, they’ve voted, and they’ve been kids. They have experience, sometimes through failures, but they did it so you don’t have to. All you have to do is ask for advice, and they’ve got something wise and thoughtful up their sleeve. My personal favorite from my mom is “men are fine, but boys are a**holes.”
Moms - and most importantly they’re your moms. They’re there for you, even if you don’t think they are. They love you to death, even when they don’t understand you or think you’re being an idiot. They aren’t perfect, and they get it wrong sometimes just like everyone else, but they’re still your moms.
I know not everyone has a mom like this. I consider myself very fortunate to have mom who really does love me and cares about me and only wants the best for me. She’s helped me through every struggle with a smile on her face and a guiding hand on my shoulder. Yeah, she’s yelled at me, and I’ve been mad at her, but we’ve always been close. She’s one of my best friends. I’m sorry to anyone who’s mom isn’t like that, but I guarantee you there’s a mom out there for you. Maybe not a birth mom, maybe you don’t know her yet, but everyone’s got a mom out there.
And moms (I know there are moms on this site), you are amazing. There’s no such thing as “just” a mom. Moms are so important, and it’s sad that there aren’t more of them out there. You good moms, you trying moms, you struggling moms, you precious moms, are a special type of person. Few and far between these days. Even if you think you aren’t worth anything because you failed a few times, or because you think you should be trying to be a STEM scholar or a cancer researcher because “mom” isn’t important, you’re wrong. You’re worth everything. You work harder than a lot of people out there, and your labors are the ones that last the longest, because you make the next generation. If all moms gave up, civilization would fall. Your work, your kids, will grow up with the knowledge you gave them, and give it to their kids, and those kids to their kids, until this sad earth gets blasted to dust. You have the most important job on the planet. We love you, moms! And you’re underrated af.
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shirtlesssammy · 7 years ago
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3x02: The Kids Are Alright
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Dean’s going to hell, guys!
Now:
In Cicero, Indiana, a divorced suburban mom anxiously waits the return of her daughter. It’s the girl’s night to spend with her dad, but upon her return she pleads with her mom to never go back. It’s scary and there are monsters there. Meanwhile, the dad is busy working in his shop --making a wooden toy that’s about 5 years too late if it’s for his daughter that hates him. It’s late so he calls it a night, but as he walks away, the table saw spins to life.
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He switches it off and walks away again --only for it to turn on again. As he goes to investigate again, something attacks him from behind, pushing him onto the blade. Blood gushes everywhere! And the camera pans to the little wooden horse, rocking slowly back and forth.
Meanwhile, Sam is 1000% unable to play it cool when talking to Bobby about Dean’s demon deal, flubbing about ordering pizza at a diner. Good save, Sammy! Dean’s caught a case and a serious desire to relive the bendiest weekend of his life. He’s in YOLO mode and wants to see Lisa Braeden again. Dean’s in high spirits as he drops Sam off at the motel, telling him, “Don’t wait up for me.”
Dean pulls into a new suburban neighborhood, and locates Lisa’s house. She’s a bit surprised to see him. It’s been almost 9 years since that weekend after all. “Dean Winchester. Wow.” Haha, so say we all. She’s a bit busy at the moment. She’s throwing a birthday party for her son, Ben, who’s turning 8. He also has close cropped spiky hair, loves hard rock, cars, and food. Dean looks on with consternation while Lisa greets her friend, the woman from the cold open. Dean mingles with the locals.
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And some quality time with his mini-me.
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Dean does some quick math in his head (I LOVE when Dean visibly counts to himself. It’s something so endearing and consistent about Dean over the years.)
Lisa is consoling her friend about her ex-husband’s untimely demise. Her friend confesses that she feels there’s something wrong with Katie, her daughter. In fact, she’s not sure it’s actually her daughter. She goes to collect Katie to leave the party.
Dean walks in and ever so casually asks Lisa if Ben is his. (Natasha: dies laughing) Lisa dismisses his concerns, but it’s clear Dean’s still a little nervous. But even under possible parental distress, Dean’s able to work the case and ask Lisa about the death of her friend’s ex. Lisa admits to a lot of bad things in the neighborhood.
Sam, meanwhile, gets a visit from Ruby. Cue dramatic zoom. Sam wants to know more about her knife that can kill demons (those innocent days! I don’t even think he knows she’s a demon here!) Ruby wants to talk about Sam’s ESP -- and his mom’s friends (what?? My mind is fuzzy about this.) As she’s leaving, she tells Sam there’s a case in this town.
Two seconds later, Dean calls and tells Sam there’s a case in this town --four other people have died in Lisa’s neighborhood.
Meanwhile, Lisa’s friend wakes from a nap (after falling asleep reading The Historian. Lol, I completely understand Friend of Lisa, but Show, a book about bloodsuckers is a little too on the nose.) Her daughter is watching her like a little creepoid.
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The girl is creepy and clingy and has some seriously messed up skin when the mom sees her reflection in the mirror.
Sam investigates the other homes where people died.
I submit this photograph for Insurance purposes only:
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As the woman points out where her husband fell and died, Sam notices blood on the windowsill, and a blank staring little girl looking out the window --and a sucker-like hickey on the back of the mom’s neck.
Friend of Lisa’s is rubbing her own neck when she’s making Katie her lunch. She tells her daughter to eat and then locks herself in the bathroom to inspect her own sucker hickey. Eww. There’s a pounding on the door. She wants in. She continues to rattle the door while Friend of Lisa’s grows increasingly worried. The rattling stops when the doorbell rings. She rushes downstairs to find Katie answering the door to the neighborhood sunshine representative, bearing a basket of goodies. The woman inquires how they’re doing, and then about if they’re planning on keeping the house. Cold, lady. Friend of Lisa’s slams the door in her face, only to find Katie right there demanding ice cream.
Out and about, Dean sees a sad Ben, sitting alone. He joins Ben on the bench and asks if there’s something wrong. Ben’s as chatty as his not-father when it comes to emotions. Some kid borrowed Ben’s game and now he won’t give it back. Ben refuses to let Dean meddle. Dean’s proud of the little guy for wanting to fight his own fights. (I hold back my commentary about toxic masculinity being passed down to the next generation. My, how far we’ve come, Dean Let-It-Go Winchester.)
Ben heads up to the group of bullies and calls out the kid who stole his game. Ben knees him in the balls and grabs his game while Dean grins from the sidelines. Lisa storms up and berates Ben for kicking another kid. Dean gets the Mom Look of Death ™.
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Lisa (RIGHTLY SO) reminds Dean that they spent a single night together years ago and it is hella creepy for Dean to be hanging out with her son right now. Like, I KNOW RIGHT? (Team Lisa) Lisa and Ben head out, only for Ben to run back to Dean and give him a big thank you hug. It’s super adorable.
And then...the adorableness dies swiftly as creepy children in the playground turn in unison to stare at Dean.
And back with Friend of Lisa, her daughter is aggressively telling her that she loves her while mom, weeping, buckles her into the car. Mom adjusts the rearview and catches a glimpse of...well…
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Drive, momma, drive! The little girl is still JONESING for ice cream so mom drives them to a nice refreshing...boat ramp. She puts the car in neutral, releases the parking brake, and the car and child slide slowly into the water. (I find this scene particularly horrifying because of its layer of real life parallels so GOOD JOB writers for making me feel awful.)
Mom gets home, emotionally ravaged, only to find a water soaked little girl sitting at her table. “Hi mummy,” the girl says. “Can I have that ice cream now?” Fuuuuuuuck.
Sam, meanwhile, is diligently doing research when Dean bursts into the hotel room. (Side note: there’s been so little Sam in this episode that I was actually surprised to see him again. In my defense, I’m tired. In my defense, I’m also distracted by creepy kids.) Sam’s function is clearly to dump a ton of lore on us. We learn that changelings aren’t just babies. They can be kids - and there’s one at every house that’s had a death. They climb in through the windows and steal the real children, then feed on the back of the mothers’ necks for a few weeks. (Query: it’s heavily implied that changelings only feed on women. Does this mean that the children of gay male couples are safe? Duly noted, man.)
Dean preps the weaponry. Just...fire. Lots of fire.
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Sam thinks the kids might still be alive somewhere underground. Dean low key flips out about the idea of any of the kids getting snatched and heads straight to Lisa. When Lisa opens the door she looks harried, Dean looks dorky. Awww they’re so cute. (Man, I love Dean and Lisa almost as much as I love Dean and Cas. It doesn’t hurt that Lisa’s smile is like the frickin’ sun.)(Boris: Vigorously nods in agreement.) Dean hands Lisa a credit card and tells them to go on vacation together. Guys, it’s a TOTALLY NORMAL gift for a 9-years-later hookup to give. She asks Dean about the hinky name on the card but then Ben shows up. “Make him go away, Mommy,” says a decidedly chillier Ben. Lisa takes the hint (while Dean’s hunter hackles rise) and the door gets slammed between them.
Awwww shiiiiit, a monster’s got Ben!
Dean stalks around the house, looking for clues. (Again, in the hunting context we’re like okay COOL good job and in the real world context we’d be going SHIT LISA CALL 911 he’s outside of your house!!!) Dean finds the telltale blood on the sill. Ben’s done got snatched. Dean races to the car. It’s not blood on the sill, he tells Sam. It’s….
“Red dirt,” Sam concludes as we scene jump to one of the buildings under construction. (SIDE NOTE dudes I used to live near Sedona AZ the capitol of red dirt and when dried it did not look like blood. What I’m saying is, someone get some decontamination crews to this neighborhood. It’s a biohazard zone. No wonder property’s so cheap.)
They investigate the house. Dean finds the basement, hears a noise, and heads on down. He finds trapped kids (including Ben) and tells him that he’ll be free soon. Meanwhile, Sam (Sam is here too!) gets confronted by the nosy realtor with the muffin baskets. Downstairs, Dean discovers the caged realtor in the basement. Wherps. Sam’s smart, though, so instead of getting talked into buying a house he whips out his trusty business card.
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Fake Ben gets all up in Lisa’s grill, asking for food, so Lisa offers him pizza. Fake Ben agrees and Lisa notices his reflection in her shiny coffee table. Yeesh.
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Lisa may be having a shit time, but Dean’s enjoying his father(????) & son bonding moment as they work together to free and comfort the other children. Dean busts a hole through the window and gets everyone out. Just then momma changeling appears. Dun dun DUN.
Lisa confronts fake Ben. “I love you, mommy,” he says in response. Lisa grabs her keys and gets the fuck out of town, but there are kids in her lawn ready to go all Children of the Corn on her. She heads back inside.
Momma changeling gives a good fight, beating the shit out of Dean and Sam. All the while, Ben calmly gets all the kids out. Sam blasts the changeling mom with fire and the fire cascades to all the changeling children. They erupt into flame and ash, including the ones tormenting Lisa and Friend of Lisa.
Lisa races out as the sun rises and greets Ben joyfully. They head inside, Lisa sets Ben up with food and headphones, and then Dean fills her in on his line of work.
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Dean asks one more time about Ben’s parentage and Lisa sets him straight (OR DOES SHE). She took a blood test...it was a dude she met in a bar. “I swear you look disappointed,” she says as Dean looks low key devastated.
“Some stuff happened to me recently, and, uh. Anyway, a guy in my situation. You start to think, you know. I'm gonna be gone one day, and what am I leaving behind besides a car?”
Dean. You’re breaking my fucking heart. Lisa asks him to stay for a while and he gets the fuck out instead because he doesn’t think he deserves good things. (weeps some more)
For Science:
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Basically if they’re both in the same frame I am DEAD. They’re tooooo pretttyyyyy.
I uncurl from my ball of sorrow to recap the Sam is Here Too ™ portion of the episode. He’s checking up on his mom’s friends. They’re all dead. He meets Ruby and she tells him they’re dead because of the Yellow Eyed Demon. Sam demands to know who she really is and she goes all black eyed on him. Ruby insists that she’s on his side. “It’s all about you,” she tells him. She’s just trying to figure out how all the puzzle pieces fit together. And if he plays ball, she’ll help him save Dean.
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These Quotes Want Some Ice Cream:
O-kay, Weirdy Mcweirderton
Gumby girl. Does that make me Pokey?
I’m interested in you because you’re tall.
Something’s wrong with the kids in this town.
We'll just bust in, drag the kids out, torch them on the front lawn. That'll play great with the neighbors.
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sampierceowo · 8 years ago
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Quiz Results (Requested By Anon)
Quiz 1: The Music Lover You look rad in anime form c; You love music and can't live a day without it. Music gets you through everything and it makes your life seem much more happier :) 
Quiz 2: Blue! Blue, is a color that represents clam, cool, and kind. So, it matches with your personality quite well!
Quiz 3: Blue Blue is inspiring and bright. People who are rebellious and indifferent to others would choose this color. Sarcastic, sassy, and fearless are accurate words to describe someone with blue hair. When I see someone with blue hair I automatically think of someone who is out there and just a little artsy.
Quiz 4: The Emo/Band Girl Squad You're in the emo/edgy/band girl squad.
Quiz 5: Emo Emo style fits you the most! Emo style is to wear tight pants, and a striped shirt; possibly with a crazy expression on your half hidden face because of your dyed black bangs. you may also have quite a few peircings, such as your lip, septum, tounge, and eyebrow. alot of eye makup is usually worn.
Quiz 6: 0% Girly You're a tomboy! You don't like to dress girly and have worn dresses and skirts only a few times in your life. You don't wear makeup and don't do girly things.
Quiz 7: Unique Rebel Rebellious against the laws of society,You don't care what people think you're gonna do it your way. Not afraid to stand up for what you believe in. You don't have to smoke just because they show it in the pictures. Your boy believes in whatever you believe in but isn't as outgoing as you. You might seem intimidating at times, but some boys like fire.
Quiz 8: Yep Congratulations you failed abortion! 
Quiz 9: Internet You are the internet. You are the meme. As soon as someone brings up doge, or refers to a youtuber, you find yourself laughing uncontrollably. You are awesome and I like you, so have a cookie. Much quiz, so answer, wow.
Quiz 10: Draco Malfoy Ok, you're a bit of a fragile part of life. We could have stuck on your forehead: "the guy who killed Dumbledore," but no you preferred to piss yourself on it and let make fat hair. On the other hand in the 8th book you become so stylish that I want to venerate you until the end of your life.
Quiz 11: You’re a Kawaii Potato There's the pretty girls, And there's the popular girls, And then there's me, A potato, A Kawaii Potato.
Quiz 12: Athlete You are an athlete. That means you love sports, and your not afraid to get dirty.
Quiz 13: Excuuuse Meee I think you should go check your meme-privilege, boiii. You're neither sane nor crazy, you're just a frickin memelord
Quiz 14: You had a great childhood! 92% You answered 11 out of 12 questions correctly! From Silly Bands to Disney Channel, you know your stuff! Nice job!
Quiz 15: Yes You Can! You can relate to these posts( I did   (~-~)
Quiz 16: Sensitive Mind Your mind is weak at this moment, perhaps it's being blocked out by something in your life. You might need to work on a few things in order to improve yourself. You should also avoid contact with people who can manipulate and use you.
Quiz 17: Depression Depression is a serious medical condition in which a person feels very sad, hopeless, and unimportant and often is unable to live in a normal way. I'll give you examples and the information to cure it if you have it. Examples:She has been undergoing treatment for severe depression for several months ago Many people suffer from clinical depression for years before being diagnosed The way to cure it:It's possible that, like millions of others, you may be taking drugs (antidepressants) of some kind to treat depression. Antidepressants are often the first treatment option prescribed by health professionals but I recommend it to not do it.As well as helping to relieve symptoms of depression, relaxation techniques may also reduce stress and boost feelings of joy and well-being. Try yoga, deep breathing, progressive muscle relaxation, or meditation. Acupuncture, the technique of using fine needles on specific points on the body for therapeutic purposes, is increasingly being investigated as a treatment for depression, with some research studies showing promising results. If you decide to try acupuncture, make sure that you find a licensed qualified professional. Go outside and find your happy place so you can relax or just listen to some music
Quiz 18: Legend Of Zelda Geek For Life I can tell that you have a special relationship with Legend of Zelda. You're a die hard fan. Keep on being geeky, because after all Geeks are Cool!
Quiz 19: Gamer Yay! A true female gamer! Congrats on not being a fake. ♡
Quiz 20: So kawaii!~ ^_^ 100%~ Oi My Gawd! We have to be friends! Too much Kawaiiness- to handle! *faints* =^•O•^=
Quiz 21: The Clumbsy But Cute One You're the one everyone loves, you're really funny & cute. Can act a totally blonde but it totally suits you and is one of the things people like about you.
Quiz 22: Blue Angel A Blue Angel will protect you from anything. Blue is another way of sadness. You are very emotional at times when its hard for you to say something you don't like. Every time you're sad you're blue angel will be by your side to comfort your side and help you every single way.
Quiz 23: Amazing! 95% You answered 19 out of 20 questions correctly You guessed most of the logos correctly. Amazing job!
Quiz 24: Yes you can! 100% You answered 16 out of 16 questions correctly
Quiz 25: Outside - Calvin Harris feat. Ellie Goulding Your an emotional person, and you like to let your feelings thrive out, telling people exactly how you feel. You know who you are, what you want, and what your feeling. Sensitivity is key in your heart, and that my friend is a good thing.
Quiz 26: Chained to the Rhythm
Quiz 27: The biggest fan - All correct 100% You answered 12 out of 12 questions correctly You have all correct, congartulations friend!~ You have to be such a good fan of Melanie when you recognized her songs trough all pictures :3 Melanie is an amazing artist!
Quiz 28: Sentinel of light O protector of light, Keeper of peace. Thine duty is at hand. Repel the void that seeks to Endeth this age of peace. If thine purpose is upheld thine own kingdom awaits
Quiz 29: Hephaestus BTW This quiz was about finding your godly parent! Hephaestus was born and Hera was disgusted by his appearance, therefore throwing him out of Olympus. Though he is later returned to Olympus due to his amazing skills of metalworking.
Quiz 30: Sensuous Scarlet Oh, dear... You have evidently attracted the attention of a pair of gleaming, ruby-colored eyes which gaze at you with a mixture of adoration and lust. It seems you have gone a bit too far in attracting attention, as this pair of eyes will not even give you a moment of privacy! These eyes are perfectly willing to be noticed by you, if that means your actions which they find desirable would only continue.
Happy now, anon? All of the quizzes are linked in their numbers. I was about ready to flip out from all of the spelling/grammar errors >_<
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