#I dare

[totally-not-fandom]

Listen, I may actually just be insane but why is no one talking about Gambit calling Johnny their "sweet baby angel"??

[something-rlse]

saw a post that said "do you guys think our grandpa and mayor Lewis explored eachothers bodies" and before I could process that tumble crashed leaving me staring at my phone screen in disbelief

[wafflinglumos]

Lily and Petunia have such an interesting and complex relationship and there aren’t enough fics that delve into that.

From what we know from canon, the two were relatively close before Lily’s magic was discovered. We can assume that Petunia’s resentment ramped up when Snape and Lily started to become friends, which was partially because she just didn’t like him and thought he was a weird but if you look at it from a child’s perspective it paints it in a different light, children are easily possessive of things and people, siblings especially, sisters especially.

Her resentment was furthered with their parents treatment of the two. Petunia was the eldest sister, between the two she was the less remarkable, from what we know and can assume from canon, Lily was the golden child, when she received her Hogwarts letter and their parents reacted positively and from what we’re told in the books, ecstatically even, which furthered her resentment even more when she even wrote to Dumbledore asking if she could go to Hogwarts too, but he had told her, though kindly, that because she was a muggle she could not.

Petunia lashed out the only way she knew how to, with resentment and envy, which makes sense really.

If Petunia was already envious of her sister, and their parents put Lily on an even higher pedestal after they found out she was a witch, adding Dumbledore’s words about Petunia not be able to go because she was a “muggle”, then it’d make sense that Petunia would resent Lily, to make her a “freak” in her eyes.

Petunia’s jealousy and resentment came from many things with Lily’s odd abilities, with Lily spending time with Snape, with Lily discovering she was a witch and their parents praising her for that, with Lily’s acceptance into Hogwarts and Petunia’s rejection from it, with pureblood James Potter.

That’s not to say that Lily is at fault or that she didn’t care, we KNOW Lily loved her sister. We can safely assume that she wrote to Petunia throughout Hogwarts, her letters probably getting more scarce as they grew and Petunia had stopped responding, but Lily still sent Petunia a letter when she gave birth to Harry, she still felt that her sister was important enough to her to send a letter announcing Harry’s arrival.

Petunia’s resentment even caused her to marry Vernon because he was everything that Lily was not. He was a boring regular man with a boring regular life. (Which we learn from this part in the books below)

“Mrs Dursley pretended she didn't have a sister, because her sister and her good-for-nothing husband were as unDursleyish as it was possible to be.”

However, even with all that envy and resentment, Lily was still her sister, we see this when Vernon and Marge are laughing about Lily being a bitch and Petunia isn’t, we see this when Petunia tells Harry that he didn’t just lose a mother that night but she lost a sister(it’s in the movies explicitly so not book canon but it’s still a thing to note)

Petunia treated Harry the way she did because he was attached to the wizarding world and her sister, yeah Harry was a wizard but he was also the spitting image of James, Petunia must have resented him that much more because Harry was the embodiment of the two things that took away her sister, magic and James Potter. More over, Voldemort killed Lily to get to Harry, Lily died for Harry, it’s not an insane thing to think that that added even more to Petunia’s disdain.

Harry was the embodiment of everything that took Lily away from Petunia, magic, James Potter and the very reason her sister was dead. In Petunia’s mind at least.

To add Petunia treated Harry horrifically and no this isn’t an excuse for her inexcusable gross actions, but an unnecessary long look into the reasoning for it.

[kiddycup]

[killsaki]

your boyfriend kirishima who’s so much more protective— at least that’s what he calls it— than people would think. the way he keeps an arm around you in public at all times, deep red eyes meeting those of anyone who dares to look at you. how he makes sure your phone is fully charged before he leaves the house, wanting to be able to check your location should you decide to go any where without him. how he leaves any possible sign of himself in your flesh during the intimate moments; marks that’ll bloom later. marks you’re still unsure the purpose of—if they’re there to remind you, or anyone around you who you belong to.

[martitheevans]

If gender is a performance, can I be the ProRev kiss?

[kreauxlighe-art]

i told myself this year i'd try to draw something every day, even if its just for 15 mins. at first i was feeling a little anxious about that but then i realized i dont have to SHARE something every day. p key distinction there imo

lucky (???) for yall today is a sharing day

(ref below the cut)

based on this garfield comic

[thesteamhunk]

Seeing the most RANCID, HORRENDOUS TMA take in the world ever. Of course it is a jonelias anti-jmart shipper because what the fuck.

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Harley Quinn and Jonathan Crane totally gossip about old psychology theorics like the losers they are. Watson was destroyed by them long ago and they are right. Riddler joins sometimes. He might be an IT guy but no way he doesn't have an english minor and literature people love to gossip about dead old man.

[echelorn]

sctir fanfic writer reinventing modern literature to portray this scene as a reflection of yoojin's inner PTSD monologue (level impossible)

[nokaru]

@meefy and I said old men yaoi

Lata and the Uncle in chap 135 trust, we got the raws

[aceforwhatevenisthis]

also i’ve seen some people say they’re gonna kill themselves or swear off watcher because of something they announced TWO HOURS ago and i just

please i say this with the upmost sincerity, PLEASE reevaluate some things in your life and please seek mental health help or take a step back to think things through because a company should not have this kind of impact on your life

[skimblygifs]

Unexpected Parallels

Jeremy Davis on how Skimbleshanks views the Rum Tum Tugger // Michael Sheen on Aziraphale's favorite thing about Crowley

[shootingstarbit]

Tsukasa: Good job, gang! We took down the lizards with no weaknesses!

Nene: They also had no strengths.

Tsukasa: And with any luck, history will only remember the first thing!

[rastro-writes]

Crack idea

So. Imagine. Wild goes on his second adventure. Meets Rauru. And is extremely confused as to why Rauru isn’t Sky, and Sonia isn’t Sun.

He has no idea what’s going on, and Rauru came from the sky. So Wild rejoins the chain after that, and just gives Sky this Look. Like he can’t decide.

Sky bites.

“Wild, is something bothering you?” Sky seals his fate.

“So, I met the first king of Hyrule. Well. His ghost. And his hand. Long story. He came from the sky. The confusing part to me was that he wasn’t you, like I expected.”

“Really? Are you sure he wasn’t my kid?” Sky signs his death warrant.

“Unless you cheat on sun, and boink an eight foot tap goat woman, I’m sure.”

Silence. Everyone is staring at wild, who just eats his stew like nothing is wrong. Wind pipes up

“Does this mean Sky is a furry, like Twilight?”

[blondeslaying]

okay but ian mckellen’s magneto?? kinda yummy dare i say?