#I cut and dyed my hair and she was like ‘oooo you got a new boyfriend didn’t you’ and keeps bringing that up despite me denying it

[commoncorps3]

i don’t know why my coworkers decide that it’s ok to just touch me randomly. one of them that did it today touched me and she knows I’m autistic but i guess shame on me for assuming other people can take a hint and figure out that I don’t like being touched. ive literally ranted to her before about how much I hate it when people bump into me so why did she feel like touching me as I’m literally walking in the building at 8 fucking am was a good idea (yes I know she was trying to be personable and nice bc she was asking if I was ok I think but please do not fucking touch me)

[readbythestarlight]

c3e1

HOLY SHIT HERE WE GO

okay idk if it’s my TV of what but something about the set loots weirdly cgi?

First Sam ad!!

So far so… normal…?

Ah there we go, that’s more like it

I hope this isn’t a trend of us not actually getting at the table ads but I do love a good Sam song

Ashley my wife I have missed you so much

Oooo I want that hoodie

I NEED THE HENRY CRABGRASS SET IMMEDIATELY

Wait okay so how long after C2 are we I need to know

HERE WE GOOOOO

Apex war okay

I’m not gonna remember any of this lore but I’m loving it

Oooooo!! FIRST CHARACTER INTROS HERE WE GO!!

I haven’t even taken in the table composition yet!! There’s so much to think about!!

Will they be siblings?

Laura: light purple hair, SOFT SOUTHERN?? shy. Human? Sorcerer!! Imogen.

Marisha: GOTH GIRL AW YES. Warlock/sorcerer. Helllll yeah. Oh very goth. Played by Helena Bonham Carter in the motion picture coming summer 2027. Laudna.

Oh good, they know each other already!

DO NOT DENY MY SWEET SOUTHERN GIRL WHAT SHE WANTS

how dare

I am so in love with Imogen’s accent.

First roll! What is our magic number gonna be?

12 it is!

"Nobody knows who is on the Taldore council—" :P

Sam and Tal?? Amazing

WHAT COLOR TAL

WHAT COLOR

Hobo… rogue? I’m betting rogue.

Taliesin: he/they EARTH GENASI IVE BEEN DYING FOR A GENASI PURPLEEEEEE I CALLED IT. Barbarian?? Ashton.

Tal once again killing cosplayers with his character design

It’s a robot holy shit

Sam: F.C.G. oh my god the robot shirt really was a hint I’m dying. A CLERIC ROBOT. A SOUTHERN. ROBOT.

Court of Miracles vibes are off the charts

I love how last campaign we had one character with a southern accent for half a campaign and now we’ve got two

Spire by Fire sounds rad

Awww therapy robot who wants to fix all the broken people awww

"I can’t taste."

FRESH CUT GRAAAAASS! :D

Robby??

Guest?? In the first ep?

Okay okay

Where is Travis I want to know who Travis is going to beeeee

It’s their?? EXU characters??

Ashley: Faunnnnn! Fearne. Druid!!

Liam: Orim. Halfling fighter.

I have some mixed feelings of having pre-established characters, just because I like the fully clean slate? Not a complaint though!

Robbie: Dorian. Bard. Air genasi heck yeah gettin’ all that genasi rep.

So is Robbieeeee like a guest or is he now part of the main cast because this feels like cast and I have some Mixed Feelings

Where is TRAVIS?

Wait wait wait aren’t Orym and Dorian dating?

Ooo please tell me this has to do with Travis

Uhhhh??

Travis? Where is? Travis?

Where?? Is Travis??

IM NOT GONNA BE SEE TRAVIS’ NEW CHARACTER BEFORE I HAVE TO GO TO BED

THERE HE IS oh thank god

oh my god I literally told my sister that I hoped he played an old man and he is IM CRYING

I love that so far the party alignment feels like it’s leaning towards chaotic stupid

"Eldritch blahst"

Traviiiiiiis!

Travis: Sir Bertrand Bell. A fighter. Highest intelligent of the group. I fucking love him.

OH MY GOD Sam and his gas can I’m wheezing

I’m calling it: Travis is a gambler in over his head who needs protection

Made it to break now I gotta go to bed but I’m so excited for this

"Motley crew" is 10000% right

Oh Ashton def has people after him xD

"Fair. *I* would know but."

Lord Estoros

Also I’m so fascinated by a character introduction also being like the first hook of the show

Mmmm they’re sus of Bertrand and tbh so am I

Leave Fresh Cut Grass alone about their name

Former Associate ooooo

Aww

Tragic Backstory right out of the gate?? Damn.

Y’all stop pestering the poor baby

Also if this is what Sam is willing to share episode one imagine how much worse is the actual backstory going to be

Oh fuck we’re getting into the "does this Unit have a Soul?" feels SAM IM NOT READY FOR THIS

Whitestone???

So Laudna right. Undead?

Ashton just being like "just go with it buddy live a little"

6 gold oh no xD

By the way I’d marry Ferne

Okay so the telepathy huh what’s that

The MOOD lighting

Okay okay what’s up with her I need to know

Strange things, huh?

Awww. Okay I like Dorian

Oh poor Dorian awww xD

Ferne is my WIFE

TWO mindreaders??

RIP to Ashton’s purse

The very clean one?? Dorian??

FCG stop you’re so sweet

Bertrand don’t get their hopes up

Travis is playing such a lying liar

I want this Lord Whoever to be a vampire and idk why

I want it

Please I’m such trash for vampires give it to me

He’s SO a vampire right?? Right??

DAMN

I wanted a vampire

Unless it’s a vampire orc

“This campaign is about silver foxes ONLY” god I hope so

God I’ve missed them

[purplerock11]

About to watch Cassandra’s revenge for the fifth time! And here are some thoughts 😂

Oooo birds! That can mean a song!

Love the movie Parallel!

Yes girl! You deserve everything!!!

Damn she really did got rid of Cassadra’s painting...

Look at her!!! She’s just so happy!!! My heart!!!

Oooo she has return

He’s planning to propose!... again

Mrs Crowley singing 😂😂 I guess they do burst out into song in this universe lol

“You’re not my type!” “The feelings mutual” had me dying 😂😂

Since everyone is helping do this party, HOW HAS NO ONE ACCIDENTLY SLIPPED UP?!

Her list tho! “Braid hair; sing a song; psychic monkey with cymbals” ((ALSO SIDE NOTE! The monkey description! Phantom of the Opera monkey??))

Edmund! Subtly asking for a high five from Fredrick! 😂😂😂 LOVE IT!

She’s so giddy!

She wants to propose!!! 😭😭😭💜💜💜

My new dream feels!

That reprisal tho!

She’s so in love, it’s so gross! 😭😭😭

SURPRISE!

“It is?!” As he looks at Edmund for confirmation 😭 awww my bean!

“Cause I sent him away as a babe!” 😂😂😂

26 is a scary age! I should know!

HORACE!

Horace... horse... Stalyan... stallion... interesting 😂😂😂

One wish! We all wish that!!!

She’s about to do it!

Melefi— CASSANDRA?!

Lance with his chisme popcorn! 😂

Oooo she sliced the tower

The way she looks as she demands the scroll... like mother like daughter. Chills

“If you don’t have it, then who do have it?” I swear he has the best lines!

Our Cinnabon!

Trying to figure out which is the best metal 😂

y’all need to stop making Eugene into a Himbo!!! He’s much more than that!

“Was it your decision to push her out a window?” BIIIIISSSSSHHHH.... come here Cass, I just wanna talk!

Rudiger! Leave them apples alone!

Talk some sense into her Raps!

She kidnapped him!

Poor palace horse! It’s being force to go along with her

She did NOT drug him! Oh my gaaaw

That incantation tho!

Okay Elsa...

LMFAOOO they’re all pooped out

THE DUET!!! AAAHHH!!!

This is what happens when you make two broadway stars sing together!!! 💜💜💜

That throne! Low key reminds me of the show a Lucifer. Both look awkward and lost just sitting there

LMFAOOO emperor’s new grove

“BaCk In My DaY towers we much shorter!” Dead. 💀

Also I LOVE how they’re coming up different ways to climb up instead of depending on her hair!

Cass enjoying seeing them fail 😂

Shut up Booberry

“FiNiSh ThIs NoW”

Ooooo dream sequence

Booberry is scurry! Her fucking smile! 👀

“UsE tHe SuN tO sEe ThE sUn”

Poor girls all they want is to get into the action

Pascal... I don’t think you’re that good at hide and seek 😂

“Don’t worry Varian we’re gonna get you out!”

“Not now!” 😂😂😂 my cinabun!

“Or a crystal?”

Yes Eugene it’s a—! And for you!!! 💜💜😭😭

She does have a heart! She wouldn’t hurt Varian or Pascal!

I feel a fight brewing

ItS a KiDs ShOw! Que to Rapunzel getting smashed

Poor Eugene can’t celebrate normal birthdays

Only Varian would set the scroll on fire 😂😂

Cass please!

The way she positioned Rapunzel against the wall... 👀 I’d kill to have her figure tho 😂😂

The boys waiting for the fight to be over 😂

Awww he reached out for Varians hand

“Would you fight for him??” Ooooo....

The sun incantation! Love it!

Aaahhhh!!! Booberry actually Zhan Tiri?!

Rapunzel is a Goddess! I’m here for it!

Where is Booberry bitch going?!

Oooo moonstone chipped! What does it mean?!

Varian no!!!

Cass has no one to catch her!

Poor Raps! She’s exhausted!

Awww Lance and Varians hug!!! His little smile! So adorable! Give Lance a child! 😭😭😭

We’ll get the proposal right! Daawww my feels!

She clutched his jacket!!!

It’s late at night!

Take him to bed!!!

Lance! You blocker!

Birthday cake!!!

He’s accepting that he’s getting older!

Ooooo Cass... you all alone now

OMG!!!! Booberry IS ZHAN TIRI!!!

Cass you been used... karma is a bitck

Theory time!!!

Since no one can seem to cut her hair, even with the rock sword, I think that Rapunzel should wield the sword and only her can cut her own hair.

As for Cass, I feel that even tho she’s going to try to make right and ask for forgiveness, Rapunzel will probably forgive her. BUT. After all she hurt her, Rapunzel will probably not be her friend anymore. She will learn that not everyone is suppose to always be in her life. Friend do come and eventually go. So Cass will leave the kingdom and follow her actual dream/destiny.

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk 😂

[whumpallday]

Whumpee’s-R-Us VS Whumpee Barn: First Impressions

So, this post was inspired by @shameless-whumper‘s Unboxing and @my-whumpy-little-heart’s Defective. We always hear about the rivalry between Whumpee’s-R-Us and Whumpee Barn, but why not end the argument once and for all? 

TW: Dehumanization, mild physical abuse.

“Hey guys, welcome back!” A blue head of hair pops up on-screen, smiling at the camera. “It’s Starr here, from This-Or-That, where we compare to see what really works!” The camera cuts to another angle, highlighting her short haircut.  “Sooooo, over the past couple weeks, we’ve had a new trend take the internet by STORM. Box Boys!!” A couple pictures of advertised Box Boys show up to the left of her face as she holds up her hand, pre-choreographed to look like she’s holding them. “Yep! These little cuties have been all over the place, so naturally I was dying to do a video about them!” 

“However, you know me and you guys know I can’t do something without comparing to see what’s good, and what’s better!” The camera angle changes again, this time showing her as she sits at her desk, talking with her hands. “So here’s the dealio guys. I talked with Whumpee’s-R-Us and Whumpee Barn, the two main companies that I’ve heard about. They were both super helpful and they each agreed to send me one, so I could take it to the test, and see whose product was actually better!” 

Starr leans in, cupping a hand to her mouth like she’s telling a secret. “Don’t tell them, but I think they both just wanted to show each other up.” She laughs, and pulls away. “So, I’m way excited for this, so let’s get right into the video! But before we do, don’t forget to like and subscribe, and hit the little bell so you get notified on all my updates!” She winks, and then the camera changes again. 

The camera switches to a full-studio view, showing the white backdrop and a couple of shelves. In the center of the camera is a bar-stool, and sitting to either side are two big boxes. Starr walks on camera from the left, and sits down on the bar stool smiling. 

“So guys, I know you’re all so excited to get to the unboxing, I know I can’t wait! Unfortunately, you guys know the drill.” She looks to the left and the camera slides to a familiar thumbnail, with the words Website and Customer Service Review on a blue speckled background. Her fingers come from the right, pushing that away and revealing a close up of her on the camera. 

“So, first impressions of each website." The camera shows the Whumpee's-R-Us website as it scrolls down the page. "Whumpee's-R-Us had a really great layout, it was easy to find everything I wanted, and their customer service was eager to answer any questions I had. Their website was also really modern, with tons of examples of Box Boys."

The view switches to the Whumpee Barn website. "Whumpee Barn's website was a bit harder to look through, and there definitely weren't as many options. The website had a more rural look to it, a bit more rustic. But I guess that's what you get when barn is part of the title, eh?" She laughs, then continues.

"I ended up going random for both my boys, there were just so many options!" The camera switches back to Starr, smiling into the center. "But back to business. For websites, I give Whumpee's-R-Us a 5-Starr rating, because of the clean, sleek look, and it was really easy to navigate." A small counter pops up on the bottom of the screen, with five little pictures of her face, all of them colored in. 

"I'm giving Whumpee Barn a 4-Starr rating. It was really good, but it could be a bit more up-to-date on the current styles and trends.” She flips her hair, revealing a purple layer underneath the blue. “Okay! Now it’s time to start on the unboxing, which I’m excited for, and I know all of you are too!!” 

The camera cuts to a full-room view again, with Starr standing between the two boxes. She waves. “So we’re about to open the boxes, and I couldn’t decide which one to open first, so I flipped a coin and we’re opening the W-R-Us first!” She claps her hands, and walks around one of the boxes, labeled Whumpees-R-Us. She grabs some scissors and starts opening the box, grabbing the instructions. 

“Okay guys, here are the instructions for the W-R-Us Box Boy. It says to start with water, and then...” She squints. “Percussive impact with the palm or back of hand.” She smiles at the camera and shrugs. “I’m sure we’ll figure it out!” 

She removes the rest of the packing, then shoots the camera a big smile and it zooms in. “Guys!!! Look at him! He’s so cute!!!” She pulls up a thin, pale and blindfolded boy, dotted with freckles and with a mess of bright red hair. She grabs a water bottle and undoes it, gently holding it up to his lips. “Hydrate him, remember? Probably hasn’t had any water for a while.” 

The boy barely reacts to being pulled up, but as the water is put to his lips, he starts drinking. Quickly, like it was going to be taken away. Starr lets him drink as much as he wants, until the bottle runs dry. She turns to the camera with wide eyes. “Wow! Sure was thirsty! Okay! Onto step two. Percussive Impact.” 

She gently taps his cheek with her hand, increasing the pressure as he doesn’t respond. She looks towards the camera and shrugs, then slaps his cheek, making his head turn from the impact. After the slap, his head turns back towards Starr hesitantly, as if looking for her. 

Starr smiles, then takes off his blindfold revealing bright green eyes. They look wildly around the room, trying to take it all in. She squeals a bit. “Awwwww.... He’s even cuter!!” She takes his face in her hands, smiling up at him. “Aren’t you the cutest thing ever?” His eyes go to her, and the corner of his mouth twitches up in a hesitant, almost smile. 

Starr drops his face, leaving him in the box as she stands up and goes over to the Whumpee Barn box. “Okay! So we’ve done one, and he’s adorable, let’s see how the other one compares!” She smiles widely, walking to the other box and starting to open it up.  

She pauses as she brings up these instructions, on a booklet. “Wow! This is quite the user manual! W-R-Us had one of those too, but it wasn’t as big.” She starts flipping through it. “Hmm... User warranty, disclaimer, etc and legal stuff... Ooo! Found it! Opening the product. Step one: Remove packaging from Product.” She takes off the top layer of bubble wrap, revealing the back of someone kneeling in the box.

“Step two. Use collar to bring product to kneeling position. Hmm, this is new, the W-R-Us one didn’t come with a collar, they just came with a blindfold.” She shrugs, grinning at the camera and grabs the collar around the boy’s neck, yanking him up. The boy flinches at her touch, but comes up, kneeling upright and breathing heavily. 

“Oooo! He’s a cutie too!” She turns his head towards the camera, showing off an olive toned skin, with brown wavy hair. His jaw is clenched, and the blindfold doesn’t conceal a frown on his face. 

“Next they say to give him water too, so here goes!” She holds the water to his lips and he pulls back at first, then realizes what it is and starts drinking. His lips are slightly chapped. 

“Okay! Now we can take the blindfold off so here goes. Let’s see how this guy compares to the other!” Starr reaches for the blindfold, untying it and not being too gentle. The blindfold comes off, and she turns his face towards the camera. Blue eyes stare back, eyebrows furrowed and a glare on his face. Starr doesn’t seem to notice, turning his face back to her.

“Another cutie!!! Honestly guys, I’ve got the real haul right here!” She stands up, looking between the two boys sitting in the boxes. “I’m gonna cut to review, and we’ll do the rest of the unboxing in another video!” She waves, and the camera cuts to her, sitting at the desk again. 

She snaps her fingers, and a tally board comes up on-screen, with two sections. One with W-R-Us and one with W-Barn. 

“Soooo, First-Impressions-Tally! You all know how this works! Since this is a multi-video review, we’ll keep track of the tally’s and the one with the most at the end is the winner! This test will go on for three months, so I’ll try to give them out sparingly.” She winks into the camera, referencing her love of showering the coveted “tally-marks” in previous videos. 

“So, right off the bat I noticed that both W-R-Us and W-Barn tried to keep quality high, and sent adorable boys. That gets them both a tally mark.” A line appears in each box, and a picture of both of the boys pops up. The redhead, looking into the camera with hunched shoulders and a bit of a hesitant look, and the blue-eyed boy, sitting up straight and glaring into the camera. The pictures shrink and move to the bottom right of the screen. 

“However, I did notice that the W-Barn Box Boy is going to need a bit more training. I definitely did not like the way he was looking at me. So that’ll give one tally to W-R-Us." The tally appears in the corner, in a little sparkle of glitter. 

Starr flips her hair, showing the purple underneath. “That’s about it for the initial review, I’ll be uploading more content and reviews soon, so make sure to hit the notifications bell if you want to see more W-R-Us vs W-Barn!” 

She leans back, and the two pictures of the box boys come back up, filling the screen. 

“I’m so excited to finally have my box boys, but I’m so sure it’ll be totally worth the wait! This video is getting a bit on the long side, but I’m just dying to know! What do you think I should name them? I’ve got two, and I wanna hear all your suggestions! So, leave a comment in the comment section down below, and I’ll announce names in my next video!” 

The pictures disappear, and the camera focuses back in on her face. “As always, this isn’t possible without you guys and I love you all to bits! Don’t forget to like and subscribe, and click to get notified of all my new uploads! We’ll see you next time, on This Or That!” 

Next one here.

[magiccallie]

So I wrote down my thoughts as i watched through most of Season 2 of Scooby Doo Mystery Inc, and would like to share them, major spoilers below cut

Notes of Season 2 of Scooby Mystery Inc Shout out to this jock bully(?) who upon encountering a monster threatening a girl, did no hesitate to take on said monster, recuse said girl, and protect her as they escape Fred really needs to talk to someone about his new parents, who are now living in his house with him???? The house of the man who took him from them?????? Bronson might not be exactly straight looking at how he acted around the old mayor vs the new one, but *shrugs* Jock Strikes again, is this gunna be the twist? That''s a really douchy twist to pull a stunt like this Love how-I mean this is just the plan. He wanted girls too so he set up the same scenario. Is this extra set up by the parents to get him to trust them that is some next level douchery/ Scratch that on Bronson, omg Oh shit starting with a furry attack this is going to be a weird episode the gang's meta knowledge coupled with their sure willingness to go along with tropes and shit makes for great dialogue oh *oh* this is the episode where we get a peak to see just how big the picture is, love the lore building. knew this episode was gunna be good is that a demon? the furry isnt the mosnter??? ummm...weve been getting hints, are things getting real? so we've established motive for why someone whould want this plavce closed, but actually tangent but dont a lot of these monsters that they encounter seem like, weirdly powerful and mobile for costumes oh there's the furry that red aura is a...the things that happen around it are something deeper it seems. fascinating. is the red just representative of fire hallucinations? those seemed a bit real in effect for hallucinations... this guy, like my manager, needs to hire a little more staff occult magic book falls from the library to gang, and no one is as concerned as they should be nazi robot nazi robot get BJ on the phone Cassidy is the kinda retired PC that the players can strive to be Shit is getting real quick isnt it. Wait is that a seal. does Cassidy die? I know about a certain other death that makes me sad, but i dont want Cassidy to die too this episode is a rollercoaster of odd events weird hologram disguise for Paraclese is nifty Seeing the tragic fate of past groups is...well obviously sad oh dear, she does die huh its super low key, but it plays at the terrifying corrupting ordeal of the eldritchstuff really well with the lore notes bear troubles oh that badge...is that where they buried him? that's...kinda grim they have stealth suits and killer nazi robots? why have the evil guys not won yet? there is a bomb and they are not evacuating. There is a BOMB and they are not evacuating oh the bear can talk, how dare i assume that a bear is incapable of speech the bear is a twunk, scratch that, still a bear, is...he doing a christiphor walkin impersonation? aaand that’s enough for tonight, starting fresh later We're back, 13 more episodes oh so were getting into why i don’t like astrology Enigma machine omg. sorry, im a sucker for bits like that i wanna have long white hair too, i could rock that look How does Paraclese still have an accent after all these years? It is like destiny's Rasputin and just a stubborn superiority complex? something about visiting villains you can talk to in a prison is-ohp thats just all of um huh, cameo episode- err, anyways, it just paints a delightful scene about the relationship of the protags and antags and villainy as a whole in the world well this is horrific, throw some brownish red stuff around and it would be a silent hill scene update: still gay Thirteen more episodes and they have the disk...that does not bode well for what is going to happen the writer's willingness to reference other hannah barbara characters/shows is great oooo anticaptilism, BF is scoring points excuse me???? cyborg dragon girl???? he cant even call her by her name through most of the episode wtf??????? see now im at the point i gotta ask, is this a real ghost thing, or a fake ghost thing? ah i understand now youd think he would be more willing to explain to th-there we go so the animal companians are more suceptible, but they all have the risk Paraclese talking about these cattle is every gm talking about their homebrew monsters omg writers wth was that conclusion for the cattle im dying sk-ska zombies. ska. zombies. i can pick it up oh like the dancing plauge but worse, nifty these ghosts are rude boys, like, thats actually one of their names. And just caught that it the band name is skatastic oh they mentioned the dancing plauge, thank you wtf 101 the 'lighthearted' tone of this episode speaks dark tidings about the horrors to come aaah, hex girls, omg oh damn, update again: still hella gay bards duels be like, but for real loving this more and more young me is crazy about having the hex girls interact with a magicy thing like the disks, the rest of me is concerned at the events that are taking place scooby agrees, and his dog girl friend...well that was something Ricky displaying increasing regrets is not going to do good things for his lifeespectancy ohp then he drags in the other two well, i didnt see that coming for the criminal identity this little girl just had her mom ditch her for a stranger that robbed them, the heck i should probably eat dinner at some point, or like, anything at somepoint... calling it now, this guy is a circus performer/stunt driver, and if he is the random hired british poolboy it is a fake accent he's lureing women away with emotional intemacy. thats funny in itself, btu that they accept so readily still isnt normal oh and apparently kinks, lured with kinks so hes going to be the librarian dude then?? maybe? k, so at least i got that o.o O.O, well, that was quite the lead up and explanation food on plate, depresso in heart, ready to continue so they have to know right? like, this is a planned trap since Fred is 'the only one who knows where it is' doesnt explain Fred though, or how the fake acts "jeepies you found my scarf" oh there it is, they are after the info from him and its all fake, not some hell vision to show why he has to suceed Fred knew first? good on him plastic surgery, holy crap, next level villainy here holy shit they're all in puragoty thanks to the corrpution?????? Going back to early about the horrifying nature of all this. it is just so immensly sad watching them go through these bits. Cool, but sad. Velma demonstrating why thinking and understanding are not always good in eldritch horror games so he's got a guilt complex? heart felt talk with Mayor Dad awwww, poor Velma doesnt think she's pretty guessing...well id say the wife of Enrique but that seems too easy some how, stiill shes the only offered suspect beside Enrique himself thus far *deep sigh* i will never guess any culprit i bother to write down correctly would be a real move of the writers to Uzumaki the town two day deadline given, props to velma for having the foresight to model the disks in a digital format incase theyre lost mad max mystery machine sounds like a doom metal synth wave fusion song things are going too well... How many giant evil doors will this lair have? alchemy. of course. should have guessed. is...is this the episode where Marcie...oh no oh at least shes trying good on her, she's going down in style and flame... oh. ya know, even knowing it was coming and talking it up a sentence before, not a happy event this is a nifty dungeon last episode, hell of an opening/recap wh-what fghaseguk this went batshit didnt it. i wish i had the willingness to write at unhinged as these writers one more media that i am surpised didnt end in a poly relationship this climax is eerily familiar to the live action movies at times and then they all died and went to heaven aww Rickee and Cassidy *and* Velma and Marcie, aww, my heart will heart to think about that one for long, but awwwww Miskatonik University, or however the heck it is said. i thought it was going to be a one off joke but wasn't expecting that.

[mckittyarts]

HEY GUYS sorry for the long silence! this thing took a while but im so glad to finally have these gals to show everyone!! but yeah, just like the Links i did a little while ago, these gals are my interpretations of all the Zeldas over the years! because my gals needs some love too baybe!!!

as usual, nicknames and headcanons under the cut!

Harp (Ocarina of Time/Majora’s Mask): - post-ocarina so basically she’s in the adult timeline but seven years older than she were when we last saw her at the end of oot - big mom friend,,,,,,,,,,,, tall and Motherly will adopt every child - she can and will slice a bitch if she needs to dont cross her - her scars were from the 7 years where she hid as Sheik while Time took himself a nice little nap - after sending Time back to his childhood she’s just been working to rebuild her kingdom and is now Queen - like i said on the Links one, headcanon that she’s Time’s twin sister - nothing much to say about her design it’s pretty much the same asdfghj

Plume (Skyward Sword): - still rowdy. still bapey - can and will push you off a cliff - really loves her animals and insists her remlit’s a sweetheart despite what Sky may tell her - really sweet and understanding about Sky and his napping but will still Suplex A Bitch if he’s being an ass - after what happened in skyward sword she’s in the lead of getting the settlement on the surface up and running - changed her outfit a bit to one more inspired by one of her concept designs but it’s kinda hard to see anything but a white shirt in this image asdfghj - a few scrapes and scratches from tumbling around on the surface, nothing too serious though

Dawn (Twilight Princess): - Stoic and Quiet - i’ve had Twi for five minutes, but if anything were to happen to him i would kill everyone in this room and then myself - cares a whole lot about her kingdom and will do just about anything for her people- has been working to rebuild her kingdom too but like there isn’t much to fix anyway so i guess she gets off easy - again, same design as usual aaaaand no real noteworthy scars she’s smart enough not to get killed unlike everyone else

Hope (Breath of the Wild): - NERD ALERT - spends most of her time documenting and rambling - what do you mean shes gotta rule her country she’s found a cool frog she’s gotta take pictures of!!!! - can actually remember her friends and misses them a whole lot :( - HOO GIRL YOU’VE GOT......... A WHOLE LOT TO REBUILD..... WHEW - kept her design mostly as is and gave her the green eyes because nINTENDO ARE SO INCONSISTENT WITH HER EYE COLOUR IS2G - got in a few scrapes after sAVING WILD’S DYING ASS so that’s where the scars are from

Rapier (Hyrule Warriors): - the cool but wildly irresponsible mom - *gives a whole sword to small child* hell yeah kid go fuck those bitches up - also filthy rich even compared to the other Zeldas like look at that ridiculous amount of gold and silver armour it’s not even gonna protect her dumb ass - can absolutely destroy you if she chooses to do so - has a lot of scars because sOMEONE doesn’t know how to gear up properly - knows sign language so that she can communicate with Her Boy 

Canvas (A Link Between Worlds): - the biggest sweetheart you’ll ever meet...... like oh my god bapey............ - Big Fan Of Art - has a whole museum of paintings in her castle - is 100% convinced that Albi is Deceased :( spent a lot of resources to find him but kinda gave up on it after a year or two  - the lighter patch on her face is the ‘splash’ mark from being turned into a painting which also caused the color in her eyes to change - she actually used to have green eyes

Pebble (The Minish Cap): - OOOO BABEY.......... TODDLER - still really close to Minish they always hang out - Dramatic Little Shit - absolutely a sheltered kid there’s no way Daltus didn’t get a million times more protective of her after she got pETRIFIED??? - despite being completely baby she still manages to be taller than her Link lmao eat shit Minish - the feathers are supposed to resemble Picori feathers, no idea if they are real or not

Ghost (Spirit Tracks): - FUCKING DIES ASDFGHGFGHJ - super energetic and sweet - got all of Tetras attitude but none of the smarts. absolute Buffoon - might be out of mortal danger but still gets in trouble all the damn time - barely has any scars because ghosts don’t get injuries but she does have a big burn/lightning like scar on her chest/stomach from having her sOUL RIPPED OUT OF HER BODY - redesigned the dress a bit so she’d look different from Pebble - also the ribbon in her hair is supposed to be a Tetra’s old bandana!! she got it as a gift from her when she was still Very Small

Tetra (The Wind Waker): - Fuck Yeah Pirate Time - completely Rowdy. Will Stab a Bitch - is more like a robin hood type of outlaw she only steals from Corrupt Rich Asshats like a good pirate should - swears WAY too much. Horrible Influence on Children - is missing like half on her left leg, probably lost it to like a gyorg or some shit - scars are from various battles with other pirates, bokoblins, birds, etc. - busy finding a New Continent

Crystal (A Link To The Past): - tired............... needs a break - Just Wants Link To Stop Dying And Come Back Here For Once!!!!!!! dumbass - real quiet but real calculated - Reads Minds and Talks Inside Peoples Heads - real fond of gardening her own herbs and vegetables  -listen i KNOW they’re like her pajamas or some shit but the blue dress just suits her better!!!! also Canvas doesn’t have any alternate costumes soooo

Ribbon (The Legend of Zelda): - ROUND!!!! CHUMBY!!!!!!!!!! - very sweet and very bubbly - will absolutely hug you to death and there’s nothing you can do about it - rebuilt an entire kingdom because uhh that thing kinda fell apart a couple hundred years after ALBW - doesn’t have any scars because she just kinda sat around while Ganon and Link were having a bit of an argument - i changed her dress to be green because of her in game sprite

Dreamer (The Adventure of Link): - HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT CLASSIC SAVES TWO ZELDAS??? BECAUSE I DIDN’T REALIZE UNTIL NOW - THIS BITCH CAME BEFORE PEBBLE.......... SHE SLEPT FOR /THOUSANDS/ OF YEARS STRAIGHT - is Very confused, doesn’t know what the hell is going on 99% of the time - absolute grandma, doesn’t understand any of this newfangled technology - just real sweet but also completely disoriented - i guess she just kinda helps Ribbon figure out how to get all the old rules and traditions back in place, just a complete big sister for her

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When She Sees Me

wassup we interrupt your regularly scheduled angst for a dose of maragon fluff have fun y’all hope you enjoy it it’s a little old so it’s not as good but i still like it!!!

trigger warnings- none that i can think of, but if anything here could count as a trigger please tell me!

Catherine had barely recognized her when they walked past each other in the hall. In fact, it took Anne calling out to Maria for her to recognize her.

“Yo, Maria, what’s with the new look?” Catherine turned around as Boleyn called out to her cru- friend, Catherine chasticised herself for a second, before stopping it; she knew that it wasn’t worth it, to ignore these feelings-, and yet it took her a little to actually spot her. Catherine frowned to herself as Boleyn and Maria started talking, well out of earshot- “new look” felt like an understatement, considering she looked like a new person entirely.

Her once long hair, with its red dyed tips, was now cut neatly around shoulder length. Her usual flannel-and-jeans combination had been switched for a light pink dress, and her beany was completely gone. Her make up had, as expected, also changed, from a usual black and dark grey color scheme to a gentle pink and red.

In other words, she was just like every other popular girl. And it’s not that she didn’t look pretty, she did, but she also looked… common. In which there was nothing wrong, but what made her, herself, was gone. Catherine was forced to wonder exactly where that had gone.

But it wasn’t until after classes that she got the chance to actually talk to her about it. She was in the auditorium, gathering her things after a Debate Club meeting, when she heard the door open. She looked up the rows of seats, only to see none other than Maria herself.

“Oh hey!” She called with her usual cheerful smile as she rushed down the stairs to meet her, and Catherine was glad to see she retained her usual excitement. She gave her a small smile and a wave in return. “We’ve barely talked today, I thought you were avoiding me.”

“Not at all. Sorry if it came across as such.” Catherine cleared up with a polite smile.

“No biggie!” Maria paused for a minute, and it was clear there was a new found tension in the air, something Catherine had trouble seeing through. “Um, what do you think? Of the, “new look,” as Anne puts it, I mean.” Maria giggled nervously.

“Well, it’s certainly different. More colourful, I suppose you could say. But it looks good on you.” Catherine replied as she closed her bag, watching Maria sit down beside the chair where it was.

“Does it fit me?” Maria asked, and at that Catherine found herself at an impasse. She could tell her the truth, that it really didn’t, but that would hurt her, and as much as usually Catherine wouldn’t care for that, with Maria, Catherine often found herself doing her best to not hurt her. Or she could lie and say it did, but that could lead to rumors, and the last thing Maria needed was the school’s gossipers after her.

“Well, it is weird seeing you outside your usual style, but it’s probably just a matter of time.” Catherine eventually replied, sitting beside her and putting her bag at her feet.

“Ah.” Maria replied, staring at her knees for a moment before looking back up. “You know, you can just tell me if you don’t like it. I want your honest opinion, not compliments, although I do appreciate those.” She continued with a soft laugh.

“Maria, I’m being honest. It’s not normal, but just because I’m not used to seeing you like this. Doesn’t mean it looks bad.” Catherine reinforced, but even she could tell Maria wasn’t buying it.

“Yeah. Right.” Maria chuckled dryly, then stood up. “Cath, if you’re gonna baby me, then you can cut that shit out right now, because I am not gonna put up with it.”

Catherine stared at her for a moment, then stood up as well. “Alright then. I think it looks terrible. Not the outfit itself, the outfit is good, but it looks terrible on you specifically.” She huffed softly. “Satisfied?”

Maria stared at her for a moment, then looked away, screwed her eyes shut, then opened them again and looked back up. “And why do you care, anyways? It’s not like it’s any of your business!”

“Oh for fu- Because this isn’t the Maria I know, and it certainly isn’t the one I fell in love with!” It was one of those times where, had Anne been there, Catherine was sure she’d murmur “Oooo, she angry…” to herself- something that happened fairly often when Catherine lost her control over what she said. Thankfully, Anne wasn’t there, because that little heat-of-the-moment confession would’ve earned her a week of teasing all on it’s own. Hell, it had been enough to silence the both of them.

“You- you’re in love with me?” Maria eventually whispered, and Catherine quickly turned around.

“I have to go.” She stated simply, but before she could grab her bag, Maria grabbed her wrist.

“No you don’t. You’re not avoiding your feelings this time, missy.” She stated calmly, more of an order than anything else, and although with anyone else she would have ignored them, she listened, sitting down where she had once been, with Maria sitting beside her shortly after.

“So, you love me?” Maria asked, leaning forward slightly and looking at her. Catherine nodded, still staring at the ground, and Maria glanced at the ground herself. “That’s kind of a sudden revelation. Nice to know I was right though.”

“Excuse me?” Catherine perked up at this, looking at her.

“Well, yeah. You act like you’re fine, and everyone else might think so too, but I’ve known you since kindergarten. I noticed.” Maria explained, then chuckled, a small blush crossing her cheeks. “To be honest, I’m glad to know it’s mutual.” She added quietly, barely a murmur yet louder than an explosion.

And by God did it feel like an explosion once Catherine processed those words. She likes me back. That was all she could think about, and so she made it a point of taking a second to recollect her thoughts.

“I understand if you don’t want to be in a relationship though.” Maria added. “Sometimes you’re just, not ready.” “No, no, I do, it’s just-” Catherine sighed softly, fingers tapping rhythmically on the armrest of her seat. “I’ve never been in a relationship before. Besides Henry, but- he doesn’t really count. And I don’t want to make things awkward.” She eventually muttered. If she couldn’t speak to Maria about her insecurities, she couldn’t tell anyone. But she could speak to her, and she did. For Maria’s sake, as well as her own.

“Well, neither have I. We can just, go for it. See where it gets us. And if you wanna stop, we can. All you gotta do is talk to me.” Maria suggested, and Catherine smiled gently at her.

“Well, I suppose you’re right.” She murmured, and Maria perked up at this. She leaned over to give her a hug, which Catherine gladly reciprocated, and even after pulling away they stayed close to each other, like there was something else to be talked about.

Catherine cupped her cheek, running her thumb down to join with the rest of her fingers. “Can I, um…”

Maria laughed at her hesitation, then nodded. “Go ahead, you big dork.”

“Am not.” She mumbled in reply, before gently pulling her in for a kiss.

It was light. As she expected, for some reason. And calm. It sent a bunch of emotions sparking inside of Catherine’s mind, but she decided to ignore them for the time being and focus on the beautiful girl sitting in front of her, kissing her.

Maria was the first to pull away, albeit reluctantly. “That was… wow.”

“Agreed.” Catherine murmured. And then she sighed. “So, what are we?”

Maria hesitated, looking away for a moment. “I’d… like to be able to call you my girlfriend, if that’s alright with you.”

Catherine giggled, which happened rarely, all things considered, so Maria staring didn’t faze her much. “That was going to be my suggestion, so I am perfectly fine with that.”

Maria laughed, then hugged her again, resting her head on her chest. “So, we’re dating?” Catherine nodded, and Maria smiled contently and snuggled closer. “‘Dating’. I like the sound of it.”

Catherine looked at her fondly. She’d been scared of letting her in, of letting Maria see her for who she was- just a mess barely contained behind a well practiced facade. But it had gone well. She was happy about that, as much as she wasn’t one for outwardly show it.

“This style was Anne’s idea, you know?” Catherine tilted her head slightly, and Maria giggled- Jesus, she sounded adorable. “Yeah- she said it’d get you to notice me. I’m going back to my usual style tomorrow though. Kind of sucks that I have to let my hair grow again, but I like it like this as well.”

“You could’ve just said something, you know?”

“Ah, yes, because Miss Catherine “Was About To Leave After Confessing To Me” of Aragon would listen.” Maria replied sarcastically, then sighed. “But in all seriousness, I was… scared. That you’d think I’m not good enough, not pretty enough, not mature enough. Just, not enough in general. I was scared of what you actually think when you saw me.”

Oh. Well, that was something. “Mi princesa, you need not worry yourself over that. You’re more than enough for me, because you’re you. We’re polar opposites, we help balance each other out. That’s a good thing.”

Maria looked up, then just smiled and snuggled closer. “Muchas gracias, mi cielo.” Catherine smiled softly at the pet name- it meant “my heaven,” if memory served her right. She held her tighter, taking a glance at her wrist to check the time before deciding that heading home could wait a little longer, especially now that test season was over.

“De nada, mi sirenita.”

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[quirkydahlias]

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Oooo my first song fic on this blog~! Doing the whole song is super long, but I think I can handle a chorus and a few lines so let me see what I can do~

If anyone wants to listen to the song it’s right here!

Locked Away (Eijirou Kirishima x Reader) (Songfic)

It was one man that started it, the lowering of a single raised wrist, billowing smoke receding to reveal a slight skeletal frame.

His retirement, sending quakes across the world and inspiring the evil and wicked- criminal activity on the rise with the emergence of new villains left and right.

By the time that Eijirou graduated with the rest of his class, All Might’s death making those previous tremors more akin to ripples. As of that singular moment of his passing, the world itself plunged into darkness.

A darkness even the brightest of heroes failed to challenge.

And so, with the world stacked against them, these young heroes entered the battlefield with a fire in their hearts.

For Kirishima, the mistrust of the public and the heat from the government weighed heavily on his heart.

If I got locked away

Entrapped in emotion and fear, he steeled himself, dismissing any intrusive thoughts that threatened to affect his mind, and with careful steps, moved without thinking, his heroic instinct screaming at him to make his stand say in and day out.

It worried (F/N), seeing their high school sweetheart in such turmoil, every movement, every twitch, every word he uttered scrutinized and scoffed at. With every blow he took for the sake of the public- for the sake of peace, more eyes locked with fear, cloaked themselves within shadows, hoping to disappear.

As days ticked by, Kirishima felt more and more drained. It was difficult, getting through the day when it seemed that all your work wasn’t appreciated by the public.

However, he knew what he was doing was the right thing. And that in time, he and his friends could spur trust and belief in heroes and peace once more.

His fierce passion drove all his friends forward, his positivity, while difficult to maintain, was a comfort to his friends. 

With him acting as a crutch, it was inevitable that his frame would splinter, the combined weight of his friends and newfound responsibility too much for one man to bear.

(F/N) found out the hard way, the news of his injury arriving hours after his admittance to the hospital.

His injuries were almost as bad as that time he helped to take down Chisaki, his hospitalization this time only more excruciating.

(F/N) cried, lightly squeezing his hand through the cast, the body of her unconscious boyfriend as still and silent as stone.

And we lost it all today

His recovery was frustratingly slow, Kirishima always trying to stay positive for the sake of his friends and for (F/N), but a small part of him festered like a cancerous infection- insecurity latching onto him again.

When it was time to remove the bandages and cast, the man before (F/N) was covered with scars all over his arms and chest, the small scar on his eye stretching down towards his chin.

“Well, is it bad?” Kirishima asked, nervously rubbing his arm as he flashed a small grin in her direction, hoping to see that worried expression on her face leave her. “I figured that you’d be a little into it, scars on guys are manly, right?”

That earned a small smile from his lover, thankful that his sense of humor hasn’t left just yet. “Very manly, but…are you feeling okay?” she asked, watching as Kirishima strained to sit up from his hospital bed.

“Totally!” Kirishima smiled, leaning against the plush pillows, his skin sickly under the fluorescent lighting, “Just give me a day or two and I’ll be ready for work again!”

That certainly wasn’t what (F/N) wanted to hear, his enthusiasm, while appreciated, seemed almost pitiful when coupled with his current state.

“No.” her voice wavering under the startled look he gave her, clenching her fists as she made her stand. “You can’t just keep ignoring what’s happening, Kirishima.”

Tell me honestly, would you still love me the same?

An icy silence hung in the air, Kirishima avoiding his girlfriend’s gaze as he ran his thumb over his bruised knuckles, “(F/N)…”

Running her fingers down his arms, (F/N)’s gaze softened, softer hands entangled in his calloused and scared ones, “Kirishima, I’m really concerned about you. You haven’t been communicating- talking as much. You’re always tired and we both know you aren’t at your best out there when you’re on patrol. And now this happens?”

Kirishima’s smile returned, thankful that he had someone to fret and worry over him, his smile only faltering for a moment before he spoke, outstretching his hand for (F/N)’s.

(F/N) happily took his hand into hers, giving it a faint squeeze. This would have to do for now, as any hugs would probably bring more harm than good.

“It’s great to see you worrying about me,” Kirishima admitted, mulling over his next words before deciding to be honest and just come out with it.

If I showed you my flaws

When the familiar silence came over again, Kirishima did his best to find his words and tone down the false positivity. And although he would avoid looking at his (F/N)- a nervous tick mostly, his eyes couldn’t help but wander, eying their intertwined hand as he spoke.

“I’m scared.”

(F/N) hummed in response- the sound made to encourage him to continue speaking as she scooted a little closer to him on the hospital bed.

Her proximity a comfort, the beaten pro hero continued on, “When we were still in school, being a hero was so different. Heroes didn’t always have to worry about the press ruining them for every mistake they make, right? And although it’s only been a few years, I didn’t think that the people could turn on us like this.”

If I couldn’t be strong

“But I think-,” Kirishima murmured, a free hand rustling his hair and pulling red locks back, “I think I can handle all that stuff.”

“Are you sure?” (F/N) prodded, his injuries evident that something was just too much for him to bear. Her question answered instantaneously as Kirishima nodded, rubbing the back of his neck a little as he spoke.

“I just, don’t want it to get to everyone else. My quirk isn’t as strong or flashy like Deku’s or Bakugou’s, but I still gotta do my best. Not just to keep on fighting the villains, but to keep everyone happy too!” A shine in his eyes, the pro regained a bit of pep, turning to lock eyes with (F/N).

A small toothy smile on him, the pro placed a small peck on her forehead, pulling back just to continue speaking while dazed eyes blinked a few times, regaining their focus.

“I know I haven’t been the best boyfriend in the world and just going to work and coming back without telling you is just cowardly and super unmanly, but I just wanted to keep you away from all this, “I’m sorry, I know now- that it was a pretty bad idea.”

“Eh, not the worst,” (F/N) teased, completely understanding the sentiment, even if it was a little misplaced, “but certainly not the best.”

Tell me honestly, would you still love me the same?

The two shared a laugh, happy to see the tension dissipating from the room, Kirishima pulling a rather bold move as he leaned in for a deeper kiss with his biggest supporter.

Only to pull back with a whine as a cut on his lip wasn’t fully healed yet.

“Ow ow ow!” 

His childish whines, as endearing as they were, elicited a bit of concern from (F/N), who raised an eyebrow, lightly poking his arm, “The big ol’ hero, taken down by a kiss~!”

“I think I can take that defeat,” Kirishima nodded, stroking his chin in a falsely pensive manner- as if considering whether or not to admit defeat in face of this new “adversary”: painful kisses.

“Hey (F/N).”

“Hmm?”

“Are we all good now?” he asked, grin dying down a tad as he carefully tugged over his girlfriend, letting her lean on his chest as the two leaned back against the hospital bed’s pillows. “Things all cleared up?”

“Crystal.” (F/N) replied, closing her eyes as a familiar, welcoming silence blanketed the two, Kirishima joining her as they hugged close.

[musubiki]

Hc about conflictedshipping visiting another region? Sinnoh maybe???? Love your work ❤️!!!

hoOOOOOOO BOI LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THEIR TRIP TO KALOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

➞

im making it MANDATORY THAT THEY TOOK A SEMESTER ABROAD IN KALOS DURING THEIR TRAINERS SCHOOL TIME

(also this is where that one line of diaglouge in xy comes from. that one chick who tells you that green was there studying and only ever said smell ya later)

i was thinkin about giving them pokemon for this trip but. i think its better if their first pokemon come from prof oak later.

(gd i wish pom and vee were here for this that wouldve been amazing)

when they first got there leaf was worried that he was irritated he had to spend the whole semester with her there. he kinda scoffed and smirked at her and said something like “Are you kidding? I’d be angrier if you DIDN’T get the scholarship.” cuz they’re rivals. and he expects no less from her. he tells her something like its bad for his image if his rival isnt as good as him. he’s actually kinda happy that she’s there with him and he’s not gonna be all alone. 

this actually makes leaf really happy and kind of. sets the mood for the whole trip there

so they end up staying with this older couple who live in the heart of lumiose city and usually house the students every year. ofc they’re thrilled tho have leaf and green there. the wife owns a bakery/cafe and the husband works at the docks down in coumarine city. as a condition of them staying there, leaf helps with the bakery and green helps at the docks

when they first go there. they find out that. the kalos school doesnt require uniforms and theyre both kind of “???? so you just wear whatever??” greens perf fine with this but leafs kind worried bc she didnt bring THAT much clothes, so the couple takes both her and green shopping for kalos-style clothes. this is where leaf gets this outfit from and she LOVES IT shes adorable i love her so much

when green first sees her in it hes a little surprised because WOW what. “shes actually. kind of ok looking.” hes blushing shut up you idiot 

so they get to their new school and everyone intrigued by them oooo new transfer students whaaaat??? green right off the bat is all confident and doing his usual thing. winks at like 3 girls and they’re all fawning over him first thing.

but the school is very welcoming to them!! they get a lot of transfer student from all over the place so they have a lot of different people from different places!!

they actually have a pretty good time. a lot of the kids from school drop by the bakery just to. see leaf. same with the girls for green and business is good. amen. the couple is actually shook because they have so many profits

on weekends they get to go see kalos!!! its pretty.,. nice actually like esp traveling to like cyllage and laverre and anistar(leaf loves anistar city) 

and green is actually really enjoying theyre time there. it kind of feels like.,. dates.,. kind of.,. and he never voices it and STILL ACTS LIKE A JERK BUt.,. spending time with her here in kalos is actually kinda cool,,. we should do this more often, he thinks

they go to all the little cafes and explore that big mansion with the gardens, they actually get to go rollar skating around a couple times and ride gogoats like they live kalos life to the fullest

sometimes when they study at night he goes to her room and just chills with her on her bed (she has a huge bed and it’s really comfortable compared to his). they take turns reading the material out loud and leaf. really likes it when he reads she just lays there and stares at him and he. has a great voice shes dying a little here guys //

leaf always felt a little bit homesick. once when they were chilling in her bed she asked green if he missed home. he kinda sat there for a bit before answering with a “no, not really. it’s actually kind of nice to get away from everyone. there no real pressure to be anyone or do anything.” 

she wasnt exaclty sure what he meant but lowkey. he was actually talking. about her and him. because in kanto they’ve been rivals for so long it’d be weird to hang out with her and go see places like they do there. but no one in kalos really know them so hes just.,. ehuhhhhhh i dont wanna go home

okay ANOTHER THING THAT HAPPENED IN KALOS WAS THIS: at some point, one of the students at their school fell desperately in love with leaf and she. didn’t even like him at all. like he was just some persistent rich creep so yes. im doing this. no one can stop me. to get him to give up she asked green to pretend to be her boyfriend for like. a day or two just so he’d leave her alone. 

OFC GREENS LIKE SMIRKING THE WHOLE TIME SHES ASKING HIM THIS AND SHES BLUSHING AND EMBARRASSED BUT SHES TRIED EVERYTHING ELSE. 

greens actually a little irritated by this and is kinda ehh at first because. he doesnt wanna fool around and then actually catch feelings by accident (he doesn’t want to temp god like this hes already enjoying their time together) 

but shes. desperate and so after a few more pleads he.,. agrees and she kind of feels bad. so she apologizes for dragging him into this and then. she asks him “Can…can you handle it?” she didn’t mean it as an insult or anything she MEANT ARE YOU COMFORTABLE ENOUGH TO DO IT

but what HE HEARD was a CHALLENGE so he just. stops. and turns to her. and he grabs her by her waist and pulls her REAL close to him and leans in and just “Can you?” with the widest smirk and like. the sexiest voice. and she just becomes this blushing terrible mess and shes stammering over all her words and he just fokijnff laughs because god. this is gonna be fun. 

fhjkf this is horrible okay so. the next day at school ofc hes true to his word so here we go. they pretend like theyre going out. and its the biggest scoop of the whole place. girls are crying, teachers are shocked. in the distance, sirens.

green is a pro at this bc he teases her enough as is, now he just needs to take it a little further and he’s actually enjoying the reactions he’s getting from her. like he can fuckin gently grab her hand and she turns into a mess like why did i ask him to do this i am an idiot

when they get home that night green is just laughing his ass off because she., is terrible at this and he cant believe it. she makes up some excuse and after some banter and making fun of her, green tells her that if she really wants this to look convincing, she gotta get better control over it. hes smirking the whole time. so she gets even more flustered and asks if he has any great ideas, to which he replies yes.

lets practice, he says. and she if confused and honestly a little scared. she asks how and he actually. sighs and sits down in front of her and for once, is actually smiling instead of smirking. so he adds a “Don’t freak out.” before,. gently taking her hands in his. 

shes trembling and takes a deep breath before lacing her fingers with his and this. actually turns into a nice kind of moment. the whole time hes watching her eyes. and he can see shes still nervous so he tells her. “How about we pretend like… we’re actually together for a while.” 

and shes blushing like hell because oh my god shes liked him for so long and this is so nice with him but it actually hurts a little that its not real

so he,. slips his hands around her waist and pulls close and presses her against him and slowly nuzzles his nose in her hair 

and hes. actually kind of enjoying this. 

and this feeling boils in the pit of his stomach as his lungs fill with the scent of her hair and it sends shivers over his skin and he feels his hands tracing over the small of her back and the warmth of her body on his and through the foggy blurry haziness in his head the only thought that comes out is ‘Oh no.’

and then BAM one of their caretakers slams the door open with a “Hey kids, dinner is ready!” and green IMMEDATLY grabs her arms and pushes her away and his face his red. She responds with a shocked quiet “Oh, I hope I wasn’t inturrupting-” 

and they BOTH CUT HER OFF STAMMERING AND STUTTERING WITH “No it wasn’t what it looks like-!” “We were just- uh- practicing-!” “FOR THE SCHOOL DRAMA COMING UP-” “YEAH-” and shes just. giggling and a little surprised with an “Oh! Could’ve fooled me!” before she leaves. 

and green and leaf are just standing there in awkward silence and leaf is rubbing her arm while green is rubbing the back of his neck and she leaves with a brisk “I-I think we should go get dinner-” before they both go downstairs

the next day it turns out that rich creep was too heartbroken from seeing her with green the day before that he transfered schools entirely, so oh, I guess we don’t need to keep up the act anymore, and green answers with a yeah, cool, and ignores the small feelings of disapointment and covers it up by going back to his usual snarky self 

he forces himself not to think about this for a long time because he doesnt wanna get caught up in the feels. Leaf, however, thinks about it all the time because it was really nice, but green doesnt bring it up and they were just pretending anyway hes just used to being a flirt it wasnt a big deal for him

(it was)

that was the first time theyd ever been that close and also. the last time until saffron

they have a lot of adventures here that i cant. fit it all here but they had a really good time

[alotta-lovin]

Hey! I'd love to hear more about your "IT" SI! I haven't seen an "IT" SI before and i'm interested to hear about yours! That's if you wanna talk about it anyways, if not sorry for bothering you! ^,^;;

Oooo!! Nooo im very happy to talk about it tbh!! (has been dying to talk about my SI for “IT”)

and trust me its never a bother!

And what would you like to know?? that would make it a bit easier to like– tell you //shot// it’s a lot not gonna lie //shot

Is it before she left Derry or when she came back to Derry?

But uhh— Basic Info i guess before and After?

Gen Info :

Name : Sunny M.A. FennlerAge : (Before) 15, (After) 17-18Gender : Female (She/Her)Height : Was short then still short, but 5′1′’ now and was like roughly 4′10′’ or shorter when she was 15.Parents : (Before) Robert Fennler, Nancy Fennler. (After) Robert Fennler(Divorced)

Before Leaving Derry :

Long hair Often pulled back into a pony tail, Short sleeved button down shirts tucked into some light jeans with PF flyers, was slightly shy but wasn’t scared to throw a Math book at Bowers but instantly regretted it, Often would tell off Bowers but again, Would instantly Regret it and revert to hiding behind her arms and saying “i’m sorry” over and over again, Very small for her age, often wore bigger shirts due to developing early and wanted to not be on Greta Keene’s(Greta Bowie) Radar. More than likely talked to either Stan or Bill the most along with one friend that lived next door to her for a bit.

After Leaving Derry and (Before) Coming back :

Dad got a job transfer back and of course the divorce was a big part of it too, she came back roughly three weeks before her dad did due to the new school year, at this point it had been two years since she moved, and before she moved she had actually gotten together with Reggie (Belch), but the day of the move she went to confront him about the rumors she had been hearing about him flirting with others and or being with others, when confronted he looked at her and told her “I don’t have a girlfriend and it wouldn’t be you for sure.” with a smirk. so you can imagine how happy she was when she came home and was told they were moving.

When she moved to NYC with her parents they had moved into a decent sized apartment, there she would usually have calls with her friends back in derry but she kinda disappeared and had gotten a job when she wasnt doing schooling, she then had gotten a call phone with her own money and had called them for a bit that way but just disappeared after that.

At this point she had made three friends who were named Christopher (Chris) (17 when they meet but 18 by the time she moves back), Matthew (Matt) (met him a little closer to when she was about to move back but spent enough time with him to consider him a good friend, 19) and Russell (Russ) (18-19 when they met and turned 20 when she left), Daniel was the first she was to meet as they lived in the same building, he was actually the person to give her the tattoo’s she has.

Along with meeting these fine fellows she had come out of her shell more, yes she is polite and such but she’s not afraid to speak her mind, her opinion and or throw a punch if someone ticks her off enough, She’s not ashamed of her body as much as she used to be and along with coming out of her shell they convinced her to be in a band since she was singing all the time, so they formed a band called “Project of the Beat” (their stuff would be considered stuff like this — well, stuff closer to this —- but i guess a mix, I guess Blondie would be a good example too) Not to mention she had cut her hair herself– and dyed it a bit, then Chris insisted that he pierced her ears more, as a “Why the fuck not” type of thing. and as how her dad, and her new friends would put it she was a “Metal Head, Rocker Chick who was also a Hippie.” + their Nickname for her for some reason was “Rebel” and it just stuck.

They were the ones who actually drove her back up to Derry and promised to come back for the Musical festival so they could hang out and hopefully play a gig. Chris had given her his Letterman’s Jacket that he got from school for her to remember him by in the mean time, Matt had given her a pair of sunglasses she had been dying to have and Daniel had already given her some tattoo’s so he gave her a hug. she already had a few of his shirts that he never wore so he felt he had given enough and such. (More to be posted soon)

(The rest of how this goes as well will be posted with the picture im gonna be posting along with how she looks as well)

But hey! If you have anymore questions i cant stress this enough, please do ask i’d love to share more ♥

(YOU DESERVE A HUG AND HONESTLY I CAN GET YELLED AT FOR USING THIS GIF BUT ITS FITTING OKAY)

[tanzani-coil]

tagged bbys

Tagged by the wonderful @figment-fantasies​ <3

The Last: 1. Drink: coffee eyyy 2. Phone Call: my dad 3. Text message: my guy jakub bby 4. Song you listened to: sleepover by hayley kiyoko bc im trash 5. Time you cried: like. sometime last week when i was with quinn??? it might’ve been friday bc of a dumb outlander vs tumblr post i was just fuckin crying

Have You: 6. Dated someone twice: twice??? bitch i havent dated someone ONCE  7. Kissed someone and regretted it: haven’t had my first kiss yet!! <- same bby!!! 8. Been cheated on: No. they’d be dead if they did lmfao 9. Lost someone special: yah sucks bro 10. Been depressed: mate depressed is my entire personality 11: Gotten drunk and thrown up: nope not yet im hoping to get plastered w quinn one day List 3 Favorite Colors: 12. blue. like. baby blue or egg shell blue??? 13. black 14: white (my entire wardrobe is black n white monochromatic)

In the last year, have you… 15. Made new friends: @onelassieandherfandoms​ this asshole 16. Fallen out of love: nah like??? wasnt in love in the first place 17. Laughed until you cried: yES 18. Found out someone was talking about you: i mean. always 19. Met someone who changed you: i dont rly know??? i cant tell when i change 20. Found out who your friends are: eyyy yeah 21. Kissed someone on your FB list: gross

GENERAL: 22. How many Facebook friends do you know in real life: this is???? so specific????? i mean most of them i still have like. perhaps 10-20 online friends on there i havent met up with yet so 23. Do you have any pets: never had any </3 always wanted a cat and a doggo but. parents hates animals so i gotta wait till i move out 24. Do you want to change your name: yah, my birth name is like. rly feminine and long and pretentious n ive been going by my nickname for the last 6 years so much that my birth name isnt rly??? i dont rly associate it with myself 25. What did you do for your last birthday: went out for a meal with my fam. dont have enough friends to rly do anything else lmfao 26. What time did you wake up: i mean i woke up at about 9ish, went back to sleep, woke up at about 11 again, then was on and off sleeping until 12:30 when i got up 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: homework bc my teachers live off my pain 28. Name something you can’t wait for: seeing quinn again, new skuldug book, new season of outlander, 29. When was the last time you saw your Mom: today 30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: my insistence on self isolation lmfao 31. What are you listening to right now: my mom jenna marbles trying to get one (1) kill on pubg 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: yah 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: art block!!!! good fucking god i havent drawn anything in like. two months. and then after that i cant remember the last time i drew anything for me because i wanted to and not for homework smh 34. Most visited website: this hellsite 35. Mole/s: got loads of em on the side of my face, but thats the side of my face that my hair/fringe covers up so??? could be worse i guess 36. Mark/s: birth mark on my right shoulder which i love a bit too much, a round patch of darker skin on my deltoid(?) where i got shot with a paintball and it’s left a scar, a scar from a shaving cut on my kneecap, and like. the unfairly over-abundance of stretchmarks on my EVERYWHERE 37. Childhood dream: I wanted to be a horse 38. Hair color: dirty blonde and blonde 39. Long or short hair: longish??? covers my nips at this point 40. Do you have a crush on someone?: uh 41. What do you like about yourself: uh?????? 42. Piercings: none, they freak me out??? but if i were to get any, it’d have to be a helix(?) piercing. i’d fancy like. a thick ring piercing if that makes sense 43. Blood type: do i look as if i know 44: Nicknames: george, but thats only if ur close to me 45. Relationship status: single and lonely as fuck lmfao but thats probably best, im just not built for relationships 46. Zodiac: sagittarius 47. Pronouns: she/her 48. Favorite TV show(s): person of interest, orphan black, outlander, the 100, brooklyn nine nine, orange is the new black, rupauls drag race, 49. Tattoos: none yet, but i rly fancy “be brave” in EXACTLY the same font as the skulduggery books, on the inside of my right wrist 50. Right or left hand: right 51. Surgery: um>?? i mean not rly??  52. Hair dyed a different color: i haven’t yet, but i want like. a lighter blonde ombre??? bc my hair is lame as fuck and i want to do SOMETHING with it 53. Sports: omf no 54. Vacation: i went to majorca a couple of weeks back just as the heat wave fuckin hit (rip me) 55. Shoes: tesco converses or black boots 56. Eating: biscuis 57. Drinking: coffee, with water inbetween bc im thirsty as fuck 58. I’m about to: do :))))) homework :)))))) 59. Waiting for: school to start up again. if i have to do homework i wanna do it actually AT school bc i cant focus for shit at home, but i can get so much done with the school facilities so 60. Want: to see quinn again i miss her dumb face 61. Get married: i want to tbh but. not built for that sort of thing 62. Career: ahahahaha jesus fuck i have no fucking clue lets not go into this

WHICH IS BETTER: 63. Hugs or kisses: HUGS. I FUCKIN LIVE FOR HUGS 64. Lips or eyes: eyes 65. Shorter or taller: i mean???? depends on the person but typically taller 66. Older or younger: older 67. Nice arms or nice stomach: i????? 68. Sensitive or loud: man idk. both 69. Hook up or relationship: relationship bc im a sap 70. Troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant bc i have a crippling fear of authority

HAVE YOU EVER: 71. Kissed a stranger: nope 72. Drank hard liquor: nope 73. Lost glasses/contact lenses: nope 74. Turned someone down: nope. i’d be so lucky lmfao 75. Sex on first date: bitch i’ve never been on a date let alone 76. Broken someone’s heart: nope 77. Had your heart broken: ahahahahahahahahahahaha 78. Been arrested: nope 79. Cried when someone died: yep 80. Fallen for a friend: ahaha  hahahah  hahahahahahahahahahaha

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 81. Yourself: well someone fuckin has to 82. Miracles: i mean??? i’d believe it if i saw it 83. Love at first sight: i believe that you can have an instant connection or chemistry with someone which would then lead to love, but like. love at first sight has only rly ever applied to pretty emaciated people so 84. Santa Claus: nope 85. Kiss on the first date: i mean?? nah

OTHER: 86. Current best friend: i have like. three friends?? all of which i’d consider my best friend i think 87. Eye color: blue but with like. yellow on the inside??? which. having googled is apparently called central heterochromia  88. Favorite movie: oooo. probably spirit stallion of the cimarron 

i mean. all the people i would’ve tagged I think @figment-fantasies tagged anyway so like. have fun folks

[readbythestarlight]

c2e94

Taliesin and Ashley too distracted to pay attention to the ad

Ah there they go, Taliesin with his giggle

Also is Taliesin’s hair black? As are his nails. He’s really wearing the goth look tonight.

Oh no the accents xD

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A cup of beer and ranch dressing??? Oh god I’m so glad he didn’t have that

That’s a cool keychain

N: "did you give up something??"

J: "y-yeah, something real special."

Oh Beau honey :(

Everyone assumed they’d be fighting and didn’t come prepared to run xD

Beau watching her ladies heave up a whole damn rotten tree with their bare hands

A person?? Fuck

ghosts??

FIFTEEN??

Caleb just keep casting so y’all can have a safe retreat if you need

Well at least they’ll get to use all the battle stuff they prepped

Oooo Flood zombies very nice

So they fought these before at the carnival yeah? Matt mentioned they had once before and the carnival is the only place I remember zombies

blessed

I get the feeling the emotional stuff won’t come until second half and I’ll cry because I have to cut off at the break and finish it tomorrow

Good call on that major image Fjord

Beau honey stop being so stoic and stiff LET THEM LOVE ON YOU

She’s afraid that her little brother is going to be what she takes, bringing misery to the family for her to feed on

Oh thank god Nott is acknowledging the sacrifices people were willing to make

Nott: "that was amazing"

F, Cad, J: "that was BAD don’t EVER do that again."

N: "I was a coward"

Yes you were but I’m glad you acknowledge it

Beau, honey

B: "Well I mean, this isn’t going to last forever, right?"

Cad: "that doesn’t mean you just pull the pin on it."

Caleb: "follow your own advice. Don’t go."

I LOVE THEM ALL COMING AT HER WITH THIS INTENSE SUPPORT

F: "Nott doesn’t seem to care about me but I care about her."

N: "I care about you, Fjord..."

F: "Tell me again."

N: "I care about you, Fjord, I care about all of you."

Thank god, I’m living for these affirmations of love and friendship

F: "Don’t do that again."

Guys I’m crying this is the best way they could handle this with her and I’m emotional

C: "We just got this one back, we don’t need to lose anyone else. Nobody goes." IM CRY

"What was your mom’s name" I understood that reference xD

I was a bit pissed at Nott last week but I forgive her now

Jester feeling like she has to apologize to the members of the group who have had their memories fucked with I’m crying she’s such a good girl ;___;

I can’t wait to see Yasha slap Nott’s booze out of her hand

L: “New England clam chowder” oh god xD

Oh god yes please go sailing

Cad’s like “no guys wait please I would rather have the 3 weeks to prepare myself please let’s not go fast”

Matt is REALLY just keeping Traveler Con pushed off until they’re ready for it xD

I don’t think I’m emotionally ready for meeting Cad’s family

Matt: “you find nothing except a hedge maze garden”

Me, stuck in Shadowgast hell: “sounds like a date niiiiiiiight”

WHISPERS

She will rob you blind

NOTT xD

Yasha’a gonna pamper Sprinkle omg

Calm the savage Sprinkle with finger sandwiches

Y: “Are you afraid of weasels?”

V: “Why?!”

Essek with his parasol omg I’m gonna need ART

Fjord INTIMIDATING the jungle xD

Courtesy of my sister:

Nott: *steals a sip*

Yasha: “What do you have there?”

Nott: “a flask!!”

Yasha: “NO”

Taliesin SO approves of that tarot card idea and so do I that’s excellent

Jester DONT

I have a bad feeling

Oh no I don’t like this I don’t I don’t I don’t

OMG okay so he is Fae??

It’s gonna be that Artagan guy everyone keeps talking about from C1 isn’t it

So many Traveler theories confirmed!

He’s a DISASTER

“I have no idea what I’m doing”

Akslajskakskakajaldk

“Go back to your home David Bowie!” xD

I’m dying omg we finally meet the Traveler and he’s a DISASTER

Jester literally accidentally started a cult and may or may not be making a god

Turns out the true Trickster God was the Jester they found along the way

[queeranarchist]

Dear Writer, 

Hey! Thanks so much for finding your way to this letter! I hope it helps you out and remember whatever you write have fun!!! I’ve included ideas for a lot of tags but really feel free to write whatever works for you <3

For this exchange the only thing I hardcore request is that the people getting married love each other. I’m okay with them not being in a relationship yet, some good old mutual pining not thinking the other one thinks they love them is fine, but I want them to love each other in the end pls.

Likes: trans characters (esp if both/multiple people in a ship are trans – also if writing trans characters have them as the gender they are on screen, unless you’re writing them as NB then whatever’s fine), queer themes, queer solidarity, character development, strong gen relationships and interactions with other characters outside of the relationship in general, dialogue driven story, non-linear narrative, animals

Dislikes: soulmate/destiny based stuff (unless its angrily going against destiny), miscommunication as the main plot (mutual pining is okay but you know plots that just make you want to tear your hair out)

DNW: NSFW with under age characters, a/b/o, non-con

Final Fantasy

I love the whole gang here and how they interact with each other! I’d love a story that includes all of them and how much they mean to each other, be it in a poly ship or gen friendship. I’m a massive sucker for trans Gladio but in my heart, none of the gang are straight or cis so y’know.

"We Could Be Dead Tomorrow So Let's Get Married Today" AND dying in each other’s arms on their wedding night Final Fantasy leans hard-core into those angsty tropes and I got to say I love it. I’m here for "We Could Be Dead Tomorrow So Let's Get Married Today" being set either during the final battle where they know Noct is going to die or at any other point because these kids have it rough and that way you could either swing a sad he’s dead now or a happy he’s not! Whichever you’re feeling!If you end with death I really want to see all the (remaining) gang grieving together, whether you have them as being in a relationship or are writing Prompto/Noctis

Drunken Marriage Okay I’m picturing less the Vegas style drunken wedding but all of them around the camp fire after a long day, knocking back a few too many before thinking fuck this we’re in love let’s just get married right now.If writing Prompto/Noctis you can have Ignis or Gladio be an officiant for some obscure reason or pair this with poly group act as officiators for each other

Choosing an Engagement Ring You could pair this with having to be kind of subtle because Noct is technically promised/going to be promised, depending on when you set this, to someone else and have some nice angst while looking for the ring

Their Marriage Can Never Be Legal (But That's Okay) Insert Noctis has to marry Luna angst – plot twist Luna lives and the second half of the game doesn’t exist, turns out she’s a lesbian and Noct and her co raise children and are great friends while loving their own partners separately 

Other prompts to consider:  

Getting married after having been together for many years

Married so they can put rlly expensive kitchen ware on their registry

queers getting married to fuck up the heteronormative system

Undercover as Married While Mutually Pining

poly group act as officiators for each otherProposal attempts keep being thwarted by circumstances

BNHA I really love the idea of these guys being together since high school OR everyone thinking they’ve been together since high school. Also, please don’t write Aizawa not liking Mic being talkative or loud :( he loves him.  I also adore all of 1A, bar Mineta, and would like them to exist in the story if possible! Feel free to include background Kirishima/Bakugou

Choosing an Engagement Ring Okay it would be cute if both of them are thinking about proposing and cut between Hizashi being all need to find something practical and logical! And Aizawa trying to find something fancy for Hizashi and them both doing the absolute MOST for each other

A Game Of 'Fuck Marry Kill' Somehow Becomes Legally Binding Oh shit we didn’t mean to do this but whatevs we’re in love anyway OR them doing it way back when and not actually dating/knowing they like each other and then down the track one of them asks the other out and it’s like ‘why not we’re already married.’

Something Old Something New Something Borrowed Something Blue You can either play this as really sincere and cute with the items being very considered and special to them OR them choosing the most bat shit things and Aizawa walks down the aisle riding a blue hobby horse from his great grandmother

Everyone Thought They Were Already Married and Someone/Everyone Thinks They're Married “But you’ve lived together since high school and call each other sweetheart?”“…isn’t that just being bros?”

No one believes they're married I think this could be funny with Class 1A being like oooo is there a special someone when Aizawa has flowers delivered on Valentine’s day or something and he’s like, I’ve been married to Hizashi for five years, completely dead pan and the kids are just like if you don’t want to tell us you could have just said so

drunken marriage You could go the classic oh my god we got married OR they wanted to get married for a while but due to worry about media or putting the other at risk in terms of villains using them for leverage didn’t but then a bit of Dutch courage and bam

Other Prompts to Consider:

Renewing Vows For Impulsive Wartime/"We Could Be Dead Tomorrow" Marriage After Years of Peace/Safety

Getting married after having been together for many years

established marriage

Friends Marry for Inheritance But Are Really In Love

Married so they can put rlly expensive kitchen ware on their registry

Married with cats

Marrying Your Highschool Sweetheart

queers getting married to fuck up the heteronormative system

Proposal attempts keep being thwarted by circumstances

Training the cat to be the ring bearer

Undercover as Married While Mutually Pining

Writing up a prenup about who will keep the cat/s Naruto Firstly, Naruto is trans and I love him with my entire heart. I also love all of team seven they are so precious. I love when they interact with each other and play off each other – also references to their early days in the squad! I am also a big fan of Sakura NOT being obsessed with Sasuke/being over her obsession with him, bonus points if she’s gay – I’m down for some Ino/Sakura too.  

I LOVE the summons, I’m particularly keen on the toads, I love Kakashi’s dogs but they show up a fair bit whereas the toads…always ignored :’( I think the most ICONIC writing would be Gamabunta bringing a wedding present for Naruto.

ALSO I’m going to make an exception for my plots where miscommunication are the main device thing here because these two are IDIOTS and I love them

ALSO ALSO please set this AFTER these guys are 18 bc while apparently 6 year olds can be in death squads in Naruto I don’t want them to marry until they’re older - bc I want this set at that age I refer to Naruto as Hokage in this - note that I’m thinking alternate ending to Naruto not Boruto era

drunken marriage You could go the classic oh my god we got married OR they wanted to get married for a while but due to worry about the Hokage marrying an ex war criminal or putting the other at risk in terms of villains using them for leverage didn’t, but then a bit of Dutch courage and bam

Game Of 'Fuck Marry Kill' Somehow Becomes Legally Binding This happens and then Sasuke is like you have to use your Hokage powers to do x because I’m your husband! And Naruto’s like you don’t act like my husband! And then Sasuke makes him dinner and they kiss and its cute

Married so they can put rlly expensive kitchen ware on their registry Naruto grew up a penniless orphan, he’s practical about how they can afford Sasuke’s addiction with fancy cooking materials when really there’s no reason you can’t just eat ramen for every meal

Everyone Thought They Were Already Married AND Someone/Everyone Thinks They're Married Naruto nearly died for Sasuke too many times and pledged to save him and everyone knows it, he also lets Sasuke get away with shit he shouldn’t as Hokage, barging in on meetings, illegally making a community garden in the village etc so everyone just assumed they’re already married

No one believes they're married Okay but Naruto does all his epic stuff and is now Hokage and everyone is like haha you wouldn’t be married to Sasuke and Sasuke is just constantly having flashbacks to his academy days where he was the hot shit and Naruto was the mess

Something Old Something New Something Borrowed Something Blue You can either play this as really sincere and cute with the items being very considered and special to them OR them choosing the most bat shit things and Sasuke walks down the aisle riding a blue hobby horse Passive-Aggressive Proposal OR Serious proposal is assumed to be a joke These guys are just so stupid and bad at having logical feelings I would die for them

Other Prompts to Consider: 

"We Could Be Dead Tomorrow So Let's Get Married Today"

dying in each other's arms on their wedding night

Undercover as Married While Mutually Pining

Writing up a prenup about who will keep the cat/s

Choosing an Engagement Ring

Getting married after having been together for many years

Renewing Vows For Impulsive Wartime/"We Could Be Dead Tomorrow" Marriage After Years of Peace/Safety

queers getting married to fuck up the heteronormative system

Proposal attempts keep being thwarted by circumstances

Married with cats