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I had the dumbest accident ever at cheer practice and now I'll need surgery. Fml.
I've only been doing this since November and so many others who've been doing this for a decade or two already did countless trips to the ER in hose few weeks
But for a flyer, I'm sure hitting the ground a lot
#personal#I cracked my fucking jaw#the wrist ist fine but how tf did I do the facebreak of a lifetime to crack my fucking JAW#it was a nosedive from the top of a pyramid
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How fucked up is it that lightning says "he likes it better this way" when he takes away jin's identity and autonomy and then jin loses his memory and yusaku and kolter are both like "it's better this way". Man what the hell
#vrains#.txt#(crawling bloody and bruised from a storm drain 48hrs post vrains finale) Have you guys heard about jin kusanagi#'he forgot about his suffering so he's fine now' NO HE ISNT. I PLAYED KINGDOM HEARTS.#whats fucking insane to me is that yusaku agrees with kolter like he really thinks it's best that jin forget. about everything#like yusaku would ever choose to forget like yusaku would ever believe in taking that choice away from jin#(gritting teeth so hard my jaw cracks) SO WHAT IF I GOT ATTACHED TO THE DINKY SIDE CHARACTER WITH NO DIALOGUE
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ough i was awake until almost 9 this morning with stupid fucking jaw pain so i got like 5 hours of shitty inconsistent sleep and i want to just curl up on the floor n disappear (or cry. both would be fine tbh)
#the pain is a lot better now thank god. still there but less.#i hate this new trend though!!!! like i always knew i have a tendency to tense up in my sleep but only this last week#has my jaw been so affected#like it was incapacitating last night i felt as helpless and miserable as when i have a migraine and akjshfkds#NOT A FAN. shit's rough enough as it is why did my body need to add this on top of it all#fucking end me dude i hate it here i positively DESPISE it here#anyway. i needed to gripe abt it sorry akjshfds#if it improves further i'll take a crack at some writing but idfk man#idfk!!! and i'm mad about it bc i wanna do something!!!#━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ ooc ⋮ don't @ me.
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Stage one of dental/jaw treatment cost £410 today 🧍🧍 If any of you would like to help me out you can paypal me and I'd really appreciate it.
If you're unfamiliar, I'm disabled and medically signed off work with ongoing chronic/incurable conditions like fibro/EDS/ME etc. I don't like asking for help but I'm looking down the barrel of a very long, frankly horrifying gun in terms of this specific problem. @krokaxe for srb purposes.
#krok.exe#I really hate to ask here but. I'm at a loss#Entering the PIP fight is coming soon and my fellow disabled peeps know Exactly what that's about to entail#(suffering)#The £410 is for a guard to stop me cracking/grinding my teeth; bite force is cracking and chipping my teeth lmao (grimace)#The bruxism/misalignment is fucking up my jaw joints and all the ligaments and connective tissue in there#The muscles in my face are in a state of constant tension and I have TMD of the joints. I have a constant headache or migraine#I won't be able to do anything about my misaligned jaw until I've done something about All This :')#And it's driving me Insane#Like fr I'm in pain 24/7 as it is but the TMD flares are so intense that I genuinely go out of my mind with pain and *nothing* makes it sto#And all of that is made worse by the fibro etc grinning thumbs up emoji here#So if you help me out know that I'll appreciate it#With every fibre of my being#and I'm sorry I can't offer you anything for it on the grounds I am ... fucked tbh#I'll keep track on this post if you guys do help me out#No pressure though ok#I know we're all in the actual pits
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#i feel like something inside me is rattling the bars of its cage#i dont know how close it is to breaking out all i know is every shake knocks me to the ground#i feel like im about to shapeshift#i feel the disgusting sensations of a werewolf transformation#my bones are breaking but i am sitting still#if i scream too loud it might crack open my jaw#how do you say that to someone?#“hey how are you? yeah the monsters within me are slowly but surely wearing me out and breaking me down and not too soon those monsters#will be all thats left. happy weekend!“#“i wanna saw my head off of my body and touch the broken parts. i wanna break every joint backwards and writhe in pain on the sidewalk.#i wanna crash my car i think if i time the turn right i can flip the thing. sorry did you need something?“#fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckducjfucjfycidyciducidycu#FUCK
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taking my car to the shop tomorrow send thotz and prayerz she’s feeling rough 🤞🏻🙏🏻
#rambles.#lowkey i was horrified of a blown head gasket but i checked the oil color and it looks fine#i mean i can’t rule it out 100% but i also ran a scan and i think it’s pointing me more towards coolant hose leak/thermostat issues#maybe radiator but that’s still better than like $2k for a head gasket replacement#i would have no fucking money left deadass. that’s the entirety of my savings#(and i’ll be spending the rest next week getting a tiny piece of metal drilled into my jaw)#so!!!!! fingers crossed we just have a cracked hose lmfao 🤞🏻
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fuckkkkkkkkkk ^_^
#ao3 author curse moment ! my mothers cousin fell down the stairs and cracked her collarbone and jaw ^_^#i can. go offline to work on it still while at the hospital. fuck it we ball moment ^_^
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I finished the update and can I just. Discord screenshot copy paste
#lilia was a mother who just gave birth in that update okay.#and the way my jaw dropped when I heard Malleus screaming because the senate tore him out of Lilia's grip.#Malleus fought tooth and nail to be in Lilia's arms. Lilia fought for TWO HUNDRED YEARS and fought SO hard just to hear Malleus calling him#and fought so hard to hold him and read him stories and do all the ugly parenting. He was fighting for it#and his shell cracked open and they were together and his SPRITE CHANGE HIS SOBBING SMILING SPRITE#and the senate saw that and thought it was the most repulsive thing to happen in history#that's so personal to me. It's nothing I'll ever go into on this tumblr very deeply but that hit like nothing has before.#to think kids are awful and gross and to realize the reality that they can die and every ugly moment is something so important to fight for#leave me alone leave me alone#Also I cannot stress this enough the fucking BATTLE MAP JESUS CHRIST I WAS DYING IN THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!#so sorry I forgot to tag spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland spoilers
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i think you're pretty explicitly not supposed to use a theragun on your face but god himself is going to have to stop me
#oh my god the tension in my tmj is fucking unbelievable.#i could crack the earth in two with my jaws. like a peanut m&m.#izzy.txt
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Person in the room directluy next to me appears to be watching every Harry Potter movie with the tv cranked up to full volume. Guy above me keeps making this really weird 'hhhuurrrrr hurrrrrrr' noise that MIGHT be a cough but I'm not sure. This is the true cheap motel experience
#Unrelated but I fucked up so bad by bringing a 2lb bag of in shell mixed nuts and no other snacks#I don't even have any nut cracking implenent I'm shattering walnuts between my powerful jaws like my enemy the squirrel#Jaw aching#Nut debris everywhere#High probability of fragments flying down my throat and lacerating me to death
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way long ago i was in physical and occupational therapy. they had me do wall push ups and my wrists made the loudest cracking sound and bent so that the back of my hand was almost touching my forearms. so they redesigned the activity. what the hell is wrong with me
#p.txt#all my joints give me problems#my jaw is probably the worst#then knees#then elbows#then shoulders. wrists. neck#my back is fucked#my ankles and hips crack and pop#sometimes it feels like they aren’t lined up right and i have to do shit to fix it#my body is rice krispies
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NEW FANTASY LIFE NEW FANTASY LIFE NEW FANTASY LIFE NEW FANTASY LIFE NEW FANTASY LIFE NEW FANTASY LIFE NEW FANTASY LIFE NEW FANTASY LIFE NEW FANTASY LIFE NEW FANTASY LIFE NEW FANTASY LIFE NEW FANTASY LIFE NEW FANTASY LIFE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
#ITS BEEN 84 YEARS#i was getting real sad cause my 3ds copy is starting to break BUT#ITS FUCKING HERE#fantasy life#nintendo direct#meej#i pogged so hard my jaw cracked
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[ENTER BLOG NAME HERE] can't come to the phone right now. Too busy drooling over Sam Rivers. Leave a message after the tone [beeeeeeep]
#I need him to crack my legs open and thrust into me with this exact face. I need it like I need air to breathe.#FUCK🥵THIS MAN IS A SPECIMEN#Serving fuck-you-hard stank face like a mofo#and that gorgeous lean muscular bod got my jaw on the floor#Sam Rivers#Limp Bizkit#nu-metal#SAM. I. AM.#Sammy Boy#Bass Boss#Bass Master#Catch me simpin' for Samuel on Sam Rivers Sunday#down the rabbit hole
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Fun fact about me: I literally have to unhinge my jaw to eat lmao
#I have lockjaw bc someone fucked up my wisdom tooth extraction when I was 18#and I remember thinking it was really weird that when I called back the office a week after the procedure to ask about my stitches#I asked for the surgeon my name and they said he no longer worked there#and only recently did I realize he probably retired after my procedure because he fucked it up#and he wanted to avoid me potentially committing a malpractice suit#so when my jaw locks up and I need to take a bigger bite of food#my jaw has to crack open#it doesn't like hurt or anything tho#it's just really fucking annoying ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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You didn't do enough. Cover them in fur and give them mammalian ears and nose.
trying to break into the furry scene what do you guys think of my newest ocs
#can you hear my teeth cracking as I clemch my jaw from this?#it's a good joke but genuinely drives me insane how#SO MANY furries turn non-mammal animals into mammals#like LET THAT BUG BE A FUCKING BUG#CHRIST#It's usually like a dog with mandibles or some shit#it makes me want to pluck my eyes out
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𝐆𝐨𝐣𝐨 𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐮 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𐙚˙⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩
He’s so cocky at first, smirking when you bottom down on his length. “Think you can handle it baby? Take your time if you need to kay? I know it might be too much f’ you.” He chuckles.
You raise a brow in amusement. “Oh i can handle it baby, can you?” Was what you’d first said. And that question hadn’t changed since.
His lips parted in breathy groans and heavy breathing as his hands find your waist. Lips red and swollen from biting them as his eyes looked up at you almost pleadingly. “F-fuck baby.. you’re— shit, going so f-fast. Wanna slow d-down hmm?”
You smile widely, back arching as you lean down to kiss his jaw softly. Giving a false hum in thought. “Mmm.. you can take it.” He lets out the most cry like moan, head falling back into his pillow as his hips jerk upwards. Body trembling lightly when his eyes met yours.
“Shit— please baby. You d-don’t know how fucking- haah.. how fucking tight she’s grippin’ me right now.” He was referring to the way your snug walls stroked up and down his length with every harsh bounce of your hips. “I’m gonna— o-oh fuck, gonna cum again.”
You couldn’t help but giggle at the crack in his voice. Your head tilted to the side as you coo teasingly. “Yeah? Gonna be a good boy n cum f’ me baby?”
He chuckles shakily, chest rising and falling at a rapid pace as his cock twitches inside you. “God i fucking love you— ahh, even when you’re milking my cock like you hate m-me.” His senses were heightened, ears picking up the every squelch on your sopping pussy and his cock feeling every ridge of your gummy walls.
He lost it when you began rolling your hips sensually. Your thighs sticking to his at the mere amount of slick that joined you two. Your wetness and his cum seeping between your folds and down his girth, turning your skilled movements sloppy as you rut your hips.
You brought a hand to his face, using your nail to brush his hair off of his sweaty forehead. “C’ mon.. let it all out.” You smiled sweetly, eyes holding a dark glint when his eyes turn teary. Small beads of water pooling at his lids before he’s crying out your name.
Overly sensitive cock aching as he spills yet another load into you. Pumping the thick white substance till you’re pumped full. The rest of the substance spurting back onto him at the lack of space.
You let out a moan, “Wow baby- there’s so much. Might.. might just be your biggest load yet.” You were getting tired, but you’d never let him know that. You swear you hear him whimper when you capture his lips with yours slowly beginning to rock your hips again.
“Shit— don’t think- d-don’t think i can give you any more baby. Feels like my cock’s gonna f-fall off.” He panted, trying to keep himself together when he felt you jerking him off with your smug walls again. A small tremble raking through his body each time your ass landed back down.
His hand left your waist to cover his reddening face. Unable to hide the cherry shade of his ears and neck as he whimpered yet again. Choking out a string of moans with tears staining his cheeks when you shush him gently, “‘S only one more baby, give me one more.”
You were the only one with the ability to truly break Satoru if you tried.
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