#I couldn’t resist 😂

[twisted-wonderland-shenanigans]

Hello!

I was thinking about the Monster!AU and I'm now wondering about how the residents of NRC would react to how differently Yuu is anatomically.

And what I mean by that is like how most of the students have hoofs. A smaller comparison are ears.

I like to imagine them speculating that Yuu just didn't have ears and just understood what they were saying somehow or that Yuu had holes for ears like parrots do until they pushed our hair out of the way and revealed that they did have ears, they were just out of sight. I can also imagine them wondering why Yuu's ears looked like that.

And for the hoofs part, I can also see them wondering why Yuu wears pants and shoes. Because while I do think that they wear clothers on their upper half, I don't think the monsters in this twst au wear pants or shoes, so I think they'd be confused. I imagine some of them being confused about human feet, too. Toes may be a weird thing to them, too. Or at least the type that humans have since I saw that Jade's concept design has toes.

I just have a bunch of things circulating in my head around this au. Whenever I get reminded of it, I keep on thinking of misinformation that could have spread among the years or completely forgotten about that humans have been extinct, and these are just two of the ideas that have popped into my head. Your au is haunting me in the worst and best way possible.

Oooh yes yes yes yessssss, I love this sort of musing! It gives me life and inspires lil’ ideas in me~! ovo/ Muahahaha, I love that the Monster!AU is giving people ideas, because I love seeing the little shenanigans and randomness that can appear! c:<

Depending on the Yuu’s hair style (or lack of hair style if they have no hair), human ears would definitely be one of those curiously confusing aspects that may have monster students and researchers alike poking and pulling on them (though they do apologize if they pull too hard since ears are sensitive). In some cases, they might wonder if humans alter the shapes of their ears so they appear more rounded and cute before they find out that, no, this is how human ears naturally look.

Imagine their horror the moment they realize some humans actually pierce various parts of their body with metal! Sure, they may pierce their own ears (Kalim being one example), but piercing your nose? Bellybutton?! Tongue?!? “Why are humans so weird with decorative metal pieces all over their body!? Doesn’t that hurt?!” 

Don’t worry, they get over it and get curious and fascinated by the style! 0v0/)

(No but seriously, there are some really gorgeous styles for piercings that can look really cool, I just get squeamish at the thought of having anything but my earlobes pierced for small studs, let alone getting a plug/tunnel or even tattoos for myself. 😅 If it’s your thing, then just make sure to keep the areas clean so they don’t get infected and you can continue looking and feeling amazing, you beautiful person! UvU)

You're right in that they do still wear clothes (I know the concept art doesn’t seem like it, but that’s because I don’t feel like dealing with clothing on that small a scale when I’m trying to figure out how to make their anatomy work), but they do in fact wear pants! Well, except Deuce, given how his body works, so it’s a case by case basis and choice. 😆 So, the fact that Yuu is wearing pants wouldn’t seem that unusual. Their shoes, however…

Like you said, most of the monsters have hooves and can wear horseshoes to make sure they have good traction wherever they go (they can be either metal or specialized rubber that mimics the soles of our own shoes and boots). Those who don’t have hooves though can easily adapt to different surfaces and can build up a tolerance for hot or cold (though that doesn’t mean it’s any less unpleasant during those times), but they’re certainly able to tolerate it better than we humans could, so the concept of shoes never really came to light and it was assumed that all humans had weirdly shaped hooves.

You can probably imagine how the students reacted the moment they realized that those “hooves” weren’t hooves at all.

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Deuce: “Are you okay, Yuu? Coach was worried you were about to pass out.”

Yuu: *finished with running laps and collapsed under the shade of a tree to cool down* “Ugh…it’s so hot today.”

Ace: “Yeah, it is pretty hot.” *using his wings to generate a breeze to cool them down*

Yuu: “How come you’re not overheating?”

Ace: “Hm? Well that’s easy. Skvader’s and other rabbit-like monsters cool down with our ears. When the wind passes through them, it helps cool us down easier. We don’t really sweat like Deuce or any other species.”

Deuce: “How do humans keep cool?”

Ace: “Well, considering that Yuu’s sweating up a storm, I think they cool down the same way as centaur do.”

Yuu: “Well yeah…though we also cool down through our feet.” *realization sinks in as they sit up* “Oh yeah. Thanks for reminding me, I need to take my shoes off.”

Ace: “Shoes? What are those?”

Deuce: “How are you bending your leg like that, Yu-AAAAAAAAAAAA-!!!!”

Ace: “AAAAAAAAAAAAA-!!!”

Yuu: *holding shoe in one hand* “Why are you two screaming?!”

Ace and Deuce: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!!!!”

Riddle: *rushing over in a panic* “What’s wrong? Why are you-?” *sees Yuu holding their shoe in one hand* “AAAAAAAAA!!!! Yuu!! Your hoof!!!”

Yuu: “My what!? Why is everyone screaming?!”

Vargas: “What is going on here?!”

Yuu: “I have no idea! They just started screaming!”

Deuce: “Yuu! You literally just ripped your hoof off your leg!! We need to get you to the doctor before you bleed out!!!”

Yuu: *realizes what’s going on now* “Deuce, I’m fine! I’m not bleeding, see? It’s just my shoe! You guys can stop screaming now!”

Ace: “What the heck is a shoe!?”

Yuu: “It’s a cover we humans wear on our feet to protect them from getting hurt of gravel, glass, or other things that can injure us.” *pulls off sock and wiggles toes* “See? This is what a human foot looks like.” *notices Deuce and Riddle swaying, looking pale as a ghost* “Uh…guys?”

Thud! WHUD!!

Yuu: “Riddle!? Deuce!! Are you okay?!”

Ace: “I…I think they’re still processing the fact that you didn’t just dismember yourself in front of them.” *lays down* “I need a moment…”

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…yeah, it went about as well as the grape incident. 😂 It took some explanation before those with hooves (like Riddle and Deuce) to recover from the shock of thinking Yuu had hurt themselves and get used to the sight of them without their shoes on when they’re relaxing or cooling down. It’s a simple yet powerful reminder to them that Yuu is literally from an extinct species that they know so little about.

Of course, the researchers (once they realized what was going on with the shoes) instantly became curious and studied how versatile humans could be. You know how sometimes when you’re carrying an armful of something or even just drop something lightweight, and instead of trying to bend down to get it you just grab the item with your foot and twist your leg to grab it easier? (Don’t deny it, I know you do this too fellow reader!) As “lazy” as it may seem, it’s still fascinating how our bodies are able to move in ways that may seem physically impossible or difficult to do in any other species outside of primates!

And I just imagined a scene similar to the one in Tarzan where he was trying to figure out what Jane was and accidentally tickled her, so imagine that happening and the monster in question accidentally getting kicked in the face because Yuu was overly ticklish 🤣

That’s all I’ve got for now, so I hope you enjoy! If anyone has any other ideas they wanna share, hit me up! ÒvÓ

[pennywises]

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[jemgirl86]

[weepynymph]

@thegreatwars

I have made a fatal mistake. This is the real and only acceptable favourite Jess outfit.

favorite jess outfit??

Oh my god this was so hard to narrow down!!! But what a great question thank you!!!

See I’m very partial to soft jumper wearing Jess

As well as messenger bag wearing, denim jacket with the flannel underneath ‘I couldn’t have done it without you’ Jess

But for whatever reason my heart is telling me Lost and Found Jess is my favourite

Something about the classic Jess-ness of this outfit as well as the way they us the bright red shirt with the jacket off for moments where he’s being more vulnerable in this episode and vice versa with the jacket covering it up again when he’s being more standoffish it’s just perfect costuming I love it!

If anyone wants to share their favourites please do!

[leonsliga]

Be honest, are you actually Leon Goretzka in disguise?

[antvnger]

She’s everything. He’s just Ken.

[existential-labrador]

Nick Mohammed is a naughty boy

+ Bonus

[megatronsimp]

I still think it’s funny that even after seeing my name in the computer, the guys at the archery place I started going to still kept using masculine pronouns for me.

Masculinity, achieved.

[woundedheartwithin]

@fuckin-nancy commencing scritches. Minor casualties

[jemgirl86]

“actually nvm he’s an unknown age (even though the fandom pretends otherwise, he was never actually given an exact birthdate because tptb love disrespecting him and us) & he's 107, it's a bit weird”

[aquateenpatrolsomethingshowshow]

master shake real?! (NOT CLICKBAIT) [110% REAL]

[leonsliga]

🎙️ Mats on what playing for Borussia Dortmund means to him

[kraeki]

You protect Trent with all your life only for his pretty face. Maybe think why Konate and Szobi are injured and out of form. They are saving his lazy ass so he can be the hero. He is a privileged player but that ends when Klopp leaves.

[aprylynn]

tag game!!!

I was tagged by @sector1 NATALIA ILYSM!!!

you’re starring in a movie with the last person you saved in your camera roll and the last song you listened to is the title, who/what is it?

This is the funniest thing that has ever happened to me. I need this movie to be real IT WOULD BE THE FRUITIEST MOVIE EVER

Tagging @lauraperfectinsanity @cordiallyfuturedwight @summerwave @sevencoloredstar

[antvnger]

If you were a Ken, what kind of Ken would you be?

A _________ Ken.

*laughs* Hhmmm. Let’s see.

Well, I know I wouldn’t be a Baskin Robbins Ken. That wouldn’t work out for me.

*laughs harder* You know, what would be really funny is like you know how they did like ummm I forget what but it was like a commercial for anxiety ridden Barbie in the middle of the movie? Or like existential crisis Barbie? I forget, but I’m picturing a commercial for like house-arrest Ken, I mean house-arrest Scott or whatever.

I mean, can you imagine? Bathrobe and pjs and ankle monitor and has messy hair.

“This Ken cries while reading The Fault in Our Stars and sings karaoke. This Ken will rearrange your furniture at least twice a day out of boredom, and this Ken will think of a million things to do because he has ADHD. This Ken will try to sneak into your purse when you leave the house just to get some extra fresh air. This Ken will also freak out when the FBI shows up unannounced.

Comes with loads of emotional baggage and neurodivergency. No adult assembly required. Karaoke machine and other accessories sold separately. Mattel is not responsible for what house-arrest Ken does after being purchased.”

[ragingdumpsterfire]

charmed

Raising a toast to one of my absolute favorite humans in the whole wide world, happy birthday, my dearest, most wonderful @pandora-writes-stuff. May your day be simply charmed.