#idek 🤷‍♀️

[mx-mizaqx]

hello solarballs fandom 😈😈

anyways why did we name a planet after twitter’s new name /jk

anyways did we hear about zoozve venus’s quasi moon ‼️‼️

anyways chat pleaaase hear me out on Venus being an awesome dad for zoozve ‼️‼️

[r0tt1ngr4bb1t]

Lol I forgot to Post this 😭

[capesandshapes]

I constantly mention tricyclics and really old medications just because I had epilepsy when I was really young and took keppra for a prolonged period while my brain was developing and like fun fact, they still don't know a whole lot about what happens when you're on these medications long-term and you're really young, because the primary concern is stopping seizures and then everything else is kind of like a "in the search of a greater good" type of thing

So like I get really sick on anything that affects my serotonin levels, to the point where I just leave vomit profusely and am actually just extremely miserable and they were like "eh, could be the keppra thing" and recorded it for future reference but like now I take like primarily super old medications from before ssris were popularized

So if y'all ever think you might be the same possible brand of fucked up as me and ssris and snris make you really sick there's your little possible reasoning??? Idk but shout out to the shitty old antidepressants, they've literally saved my life.

[dreamyxfae]

" Fine im jealous show me ur tits 👀 "

->

" Ok chill my 30 almost over i dont need to go back hard "

->

" I gtg back dick tucked in belt now "

[catofoldstones]

No GRRM, nooo don’t release twow ahaha you’re so sexy ahaha

[deezbignutz]

Pro tip: If someone is hating on you or annoying you, aggressively do ur hyperfixation on them. Observe.

Hater: U suck >:((

Me: *Aggressively plays 2048 on them while aggressively blasting musical songs into their ears* GET AUTISMED, BICTH!!

Hater: Well shit, ur right.

Annoying dude: Yapa yapa yapa yapa yap-

Me: *Aggressively explains the lore and magic system of Redacted while aggressively knitting* FEAST UR EYES ON MY AUTISM, BITCH!!!

Annoying dude: Damn, u make a good point.

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk

[bucky-boychik-barnes]

I just illogically hate the guys from Mystery Files ever since finding out that one of them thinks The Winter Soldier is one of the worst things to happen to Marvel comics and wishes Bucky had stayed dead.

[snakest1cks]

one thing is true about me and it's that every year of my life my halloween costumes have gotten more esoteric due to a strict yet vague set of rules that i follow

in five years i'll be dressing up as the concept of returning to somewhere or something you cherished which has changed enough to be unfamiliar, thereby causing the death of what you once knew it as while still knowing that if you had stayed with it for the intervening time the change would have happened gradually and you would have changed to match it and the continuity would keep the past alive

this year i was Sam McGee from "The Cremation of Sam McGee" by Robert Service

[locklylemybeloved]

aaaand lockwood's piano<3

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[justalildumpling]

PLSS why is hyuck so salty 💀💀

"are you sober to help me with something yet"

this cinderella likes her self a runner shoes rather than a glass heel #girlboss

hyuck and sunwoo's relationship dynamics summed up in one sentence😭

they are literally tom and jerry of this universe istg💀 tbh i believe in hyuckwoo endgame🤷‍♀️ i said it.

and yes!!! we have a comfortable girlboss queen mc🥰

[lovesquare-mlb]

This reminds me of Rafayel from Love and Deepspace.

He literally has an ocean themed outfit, too.

i have not stopped thinking about this goodreads review for a MOMENT since i read it. it pingpongs in my head at all times. yesterday i walked into the kitchen and i realized i hadn't washed the pot from the night before, and said coldly, "the work of a sad little man who needs to see the ocean." unreal. i know i am changed.

[jupiter-rebel]

I know I have friends but it feels like I don't sometimes. Yk what I mean?

[quiescentdestiny]

You know I'm starting to think Simon's not the only one with a monsterfucker thing going on here lmao. 🤔😂Baz has his hands on this boys tail any time he has the chance lmao

[ash-soka]

ballet teacher: do we remember superman spiderman?

us: no and also it sounds made up 😔

[keepit-toyourself]

I wouldn’t be able to handle much tonight. I’m tired and my body aches.

I’m caressing my chest, my sides, my tummy, and my thighs not for pleasure, but to soothe myself hoping that this will help me fall asleep easier.

That being said, if you were here, I wouldn’t mind to feel your weight on top of me.

I wouldn’t mind if you kissed my face, my lips, my collarbones and then, if your hands replaced mine.

I wouldn’t mind if you told me that you know better what I need while you played with my nipples, rolling them between your fingers.

And then, you’d take some time to care for my body. You’d ask me to show you where it hurts and when I’d do, you’d kiss me there and you’d massage me, and you’d make me feel better.

Tonight, love, I’m too sensitive to take you inside but I’d let you rub your cock between my folds as much as we both needed to.

I’d make sure to hold you and be close to you until you found the release you’d crave.

And I wouldn’t mind. And you wouldn’t mind.

[m4ndysk4nkovich]

I loved u until I found out u supported abortion

ok