#I couldn’t not post today.

[morganbritton132]

Steve, in the middle of one of Eddie’s live-streams: Did you see that another billionaire went missing at sea? That’s hilarious.

Steve: You can make fun of billionaires going missing because they’re evil. It doesn’t make me a bad person.

Steve:

Steve: …You’re not a billionaire, are you?

Eddie, offended: No….Werent you though, King Steve?

Steve: Upper middle class, Eddie.

Eddie:

Steve:

Eddie: You make fun of Will going missing all the time.

Steve: Yeah, because we found him!

[tadpole-apocalypse]

Messy eater

[behindthesefangirleyes]

Oh, this is gonna fuck me up BIG time

Alice, why

[stellarphileistic]

I’m so sad her SA is so glazed over by many people

[goddamnshinyrock]

election day should be a national holiday so I wouldn’t have to attempt to be productive at work while alone in my home, and could instead be crushingly anxious TOGETHER with my WIFE

[parkitaco]

my childhood house was at the top of a long private driveway and the new owners have refurbished the gate and put in a new code and extra no trespassing signs so i can’t even get a glimpse of the house without committing a minor crime and anyway where’s that post abt not being able to write a poem abt something bc it’s just too obvious

[koffeenoe]

[daily-crowley]

Crowley Of The Day: me in public thinking about SymBrock

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

“do you know what it’s still not fucking done is it?!”

a day in the life @ lowlands 2024 ❣️(aka miles kane vs ironing)

[hungharrington]

Handy anon again hehe 😈

I feel like if Steve figured out the cooing + praise + head scratches combo he’d be sooooo mean abt it??? Like you’d be blowing him and he’d start cooking and scratching your head and you’d playfully roll your eyes because he’s being so silly, maybe briefly pop off him to tell him ‘I’m not a dog’ and thats when he’d bring out all the ammo, cooing at you that no, you’re not a dog, you’re his perfect girl, that he loves you just the way you are, smoothing his thumbs over your ears, guiding you up and down on him, scratching on that spot just above your neck that makes you melt… sighhh

handy anon i only apologise for not responding sooner but i literally. could NOT compute this. it’s like the perfect combo of sweet and mean??? he’s guiding your mouth up and down his cock, giving that sort of mocking praise while he soothes his hands over your head, giving little scratches that make you sigh and relax and open your mouth even wider to fit more of him…. and steve’s cooing down at you, talking about “hm my sweet girl loves this, doesn’t she? loves all the attention, loves having my cock in her mouth, don’t you?” and he says it all right as he scratches along your scalp and pushes into your mouth, a hearty moan escaping your lips and steve just chuckles a bit, seeing how your thighs squish together tightly in your arousal. “that’s it, i know just what you like, pretty girl.”

[wigglebox]

Suptober [Extended] - Day 25 || Bedhead

[waffle-walks]

I redrew this post bc I couldn’t stop laughing at how goofy my proportions were lmaooooo 

(Anyway if y’all like this you can support me on Kofi)

[acousticbloke]

INKTOBER DAY 26 - Camera

Him and his camera.

[tooth-com]

Daisuke realness

[ditzytwinks]

ok wait how did dnp know that tennis was gonna be the big thing this summer??? did phil predict challengers or did promo/press come out about it last year ? was it just luck? that’s such an eery coincidence

[ponchcronch]

I AM DRAWING THE MONKE, THIS NOT A DRILL, I AM DRAWING THE MONKE‼️‼️