#I can't believe this hahahahahahaha

[einaudis]

You won’t believe what just happened.

[daily-french-words]

WEEK ONE DONE LET'S GO!!!!!!!!

[love-belle]

it's golden like daylight !!!

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which the whole internet thinks that they're over but it's just a new beginning for them.

or

for when you know it's forever. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

social media au // charles leclerc x fem!reader

warnings - language

author's note - hello!! my first time writing for charles so i really hope u like it!! requests are open <3 thank you so much for reading, i love you <3

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-> username no.

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f1newz formula one driver, charles leclerc and singer/songwriter y/n y/l/n have called it quits on their relationship of 4 years, sources close to the pair claim. "it just wasn't working out," the source explained, referring to the long distance between them and their busy schedules. "it just felt like the relationship had run its course," they continued, "obviously, they still hold a lot of respect for each other and will continue to remain close friends, as there's no bad blood between them." for more details, click on the link in our bio.

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username what do u MEAN that the relationship just RAN its course?????

username no bc the idea that a relationship can just be over like that, just "run its course" and that you had a limited time with your person, your partner and now it's over. it's so heartbreaking. my heart is breaking for both of them, they were so in love with each other 💔💔💔

username source is like "just trust me on this" lmfaooooo

username no way im believing this shit after charles called her his "motivation and the reason he pushes himself to do much better because she deserves the best"

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username "to my muse, i already had an idea of what love would be like but u taught me a whole new meaning of it, i love u forever and ever in each and every lifetime" and u say they broke up???? bro they're not universally allowed to.

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charles_leclerc stuck with me forever now 💌 cannot wait to slow dance around the kitchen at 3 in the morning for the rest of our lives. i didn't "fall" in love with you, i purposely, intentionally loved you and i always will, in this lifetime and all the others. any person would have been lucky to call you their love and i thank my skies and my constellations that i got to be that lucky person. here's to our forever ❤️ i love you

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-> charles_leclerc i love you mon ange ❤️

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yourusername it's golden like daylight ❤️‍🩹

been waiting my entire life to use these lyrics, thank u charles for finally making it happen 🙏 also, i love you and i cannot wait for our future?????? kinda sad u beat me at proposing first but it's okay bc i love the ring (and you!!!!!!) thank u for making me the happiest person alive ❤️❤️❤️

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username THE CONTRAST IN THEIR CAPTIONS

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[eeboshmeebo]

💐Dandelion💐

Incorporating a childhood aspect with my favorite character.

@jyohan :3

@the-copycat-hero >:(

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Every time you saw a dandelion, you always told your parents to stop the car so you can go pick one and blow on it just for the sake of seeing the seeds scatter in the wind. Not to make a wish, but to see more of the bright yellow blossoms and their puffy seeds spread even more.

Safe to say, not many actual wishes were made unless they involved dandelions magically growing at your home or your parents buying some cotton candy in the fancy machine the ice cream parlor had.

The few wishes you actually made, though, always got fulfilled. Mostly because you said them out loud and your parents could always hear you, so you didn't think much of it.

One day, there was this one specific wish that stood out from all the others, one that you made on your thirteenth birthday.

"I wish to meet the prettiest boy in the whole world!" You cried out, before blowing and letting the dandelion seeds float into the air, carried away by the breeze.

It was just a spur of the moment thing. You didn't actually believe you'd meet him, since you were always told you had to keep your wishes quiet for them to come true, but it was nice to dream.

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And what a surprise it was, indeed, when you saw a boy with hair that reminded you of a dandelion about to bloom, eyes as blue as the morning sky, and a vitality in his voice that outmatched the plant that he reminded you of.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Is this what 1-A does in their break time? None of you even look like you're having a break, you're just sitting and talking!"

Maybe you were hallucinating, but there was this pinkish tint in the room the moment you saw him. Or there was sunlight shining on Mina again. Didn't matter.

He was, certainly, without a single doubt...

"...the prettiest boy in the whole world."

You smiled and leaned over your desk a bit more, resting your chin on your hands before he turned to face you, a sneer on his face as he immediately had something to say.

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"And you! You look extra stupid, anything to speak or is your head too empty to say a single thing?"

Monoma immediately had chosen the student that had a head in the clouds, despite the fact that those eyes were keenly focused on him and not having an unfocused gaze into nowhere. He surely won't regret thi-

"You're a wish come true... the prettiest boy in the world is real!"

"...ah!? What're you talking about?! I didn't come from a dumb wish!"

Why did you say that in front of everyone.

He bit his lower lip in an attempt to retain his composure, though he could physically feel the blush rising on his face.

"Wow, he even looks like a Rainier cherry when he blushes. I can just take a big ol' bi-"

"Harassment!"

"OW!"

Thankfully, the rectangular-looking student with glasses had slapped the back of your head before looking up back at him.

"I dearly apologize for our classmate's behavior. This has never happened before, and frankly, I expected better."

"Yeah, just... discipline your classmates better. Hmmph. Unruly..."

Before his face could turn even redder, he quickly fled out of the classroom while covering his face, running past Kendo who looked at him with an expression he'd rather not see at the moment.

He'd have to look up Rainier cherries later and send a thank-you gift to glasses guy in secret afterwards since nobody could know he thanked a 1-A student of all people.

"Can't believe that... that..! Ugh! Just go and... and eat dirt!"

He kicked a stray eraser on the way back to the 1-B classroom, grumbling to himself the entire time.

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"No. Way. Iida!" Mina hissed, pulling Iida by the jacket and closer to her desk, her eyes wide with shock and her teeth gritted together as she pulled him down by the collar.

Iida practically felt the urgency in her voice and toned down his voice, but also made sure to fix his glasses' position. "What's the problem, Mina? I've rarely heard you this panicked before."

She rolled her eyes before leaning in even closer to him, whispering into his ear.

"Our classmate's in love with the blondie that came earlier."

His reddening face immediately paled at that news. Proximity to the opposite sex was nothing compared to the realization that his classmate was in love with that guy who just barged in, insulted his class, and then left.

"The whole thing..?" He weakly asked, covering his mouth with one hand to hide the way his jaw dropped at the news.

"Yes," Mina hissed yet again, looking around before continuing. "The doki-doki, badump-badump. The rose-tinted glasses. The whole head-over-heels. The comment about biting the other guy. Our classmate is in love."

"Oh no... we're too young! Studies should be a priority, not romance!"

"I'd love to say otherwise, but right now we have to find a way to help our classmate fall out of love with that guy before it's too late."

"A shameful thing..."

"But our classmate, our friend, can do so much better than him. We just need to expose a side worse than the one he exposed today."

It was settled. Mina and Iida would help you rise back out of love via... exposure therapy.

"What're you two talking about?"

"Nothing big, just planning a few things, dear classmate!"

"Okay then... you do you, I guess."

They both sighed in relief as you went back to doodling and rubbing the back of your head. This had to be kept a secret, lest unwanted events occur, like you falling deeper in love.

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Part one of plan Yellow Rose. Yellow roses mean 'friendship'. They can accept friendship, but not romance.

Mina and Iida brought you to 1-B's classroom. Surely, seeing Monoma new side would diminish your affection for him, right? That's what they hoped for, anyways.

"What're we doing, again?"

"We're taking you to class 1-B to apologize for your uncouth comment. Their class representative heard you from the hallway."

That right there was a rehearsed line from last night. Thankfully, it wasn't too hard to convince you to follow them so a lot of the lines they practiced didn't need to be used.

"And right here is the other class..." Mina started talking as she opened the door, but she hesitated when you stepped inside.

"Don't make a scene, okay?"

"..."

"Buddy?"

Too late. Iida was frantically moving his arms and making robotic gestures that Mina couldn't make heads or tails of, while you had already locked onto someone and beelined towards him.

"Wishboy! You're here! No wonder you disappeared so quickly yesterday, you were here all along! Oh, wow, you're really pretty up close. Has anyone told you before that you've got really smooth skin? Your lips, too. They're like flower petals."

Monoma's face progressively got redder the longer you rambled on, to the point where it was visible despite his efforts to hide his blush.

"Oh, really? well, I wish I could say the same for you, but I'd rather not waste my breath on the likes of you." Monoma teased, though he was as smooth as almond butter at the moment.

"Really? Damn... because even your voice is pretty, too."

Part one obviously failed, judging by the current situation. Mina facepalmed while Iida picked you up by the arms and walked back out of the classroom, the lovestruck look on your face obvious to anyone seeing it.

However, while they left with you in tow, Monoma couldn't help but wonder...

"...are you playing with me, or is this real?"

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Part two. Since meeting him when he was calm didn't work, how about when he was riled up after training? Surely, seeing him all messed up, exhausted, and disheveled should do the trick.

Mina and Iida had teamed up with Sero and Tooru to make sure this plan won't screw up... again.

They had told you to bring some perfume and towels just in case, though you came to the training grounds with the entire beach supply set. Handheld fan, sunscreen, UV umbrella, the works. Maybe you saw that the temperature was high today or something.

Sero, Tooru, and Mina were definitely thankful for the shade since it was sweltering outside. Iida was negotiating with Vlad King to watch the rest of training. The 1-B students had mostly finished their training ahead of time and were resting under one of the thinner umbrellas on the training area at the moment, but there were a few more students that didn't come over yet...

"Can you see him, Mina..?" Tooru whispered behind you, fanning herself to keep away the heat.

"No, not yet. Where is he? He- oh."

And over the negligible hill came Monoma.

Dear god, what a mess.

Sweating, shaking, stumbling, somehow in last place, and downright unrecognizable to the untrained eye. And he somehow lost his gym uniform top.

What. A. Mess-

"Wait. Hold on, are you kidding me?"

"Noooo... nooo!"

When the trio looked towards you, you were practically eyeing him up like a critic over a runway model despite him being the furthest thing away from a model at the moment.

Mina had hidden behind Tooru to shield herself, though it was the handheld fan that did most of the work and not Tooru herself for obvious reasons. Sero had just looked away.

While the three students had deigned themselves to not look while you fawned over what was probably the messiest sight ever, you walked up to Monoma with a towel, some water, and an ice pack in hand.

Iida, however, was able to see what was going on after Vlad King was satisfied with his explanation.

"Want some water?"

"Yeah, sure. Thanks for the wa..." Iida could see that Monoma took the offered water and took a hefty swig, but choked when he saw who it was.

"Y-you!?"

"Yeah, it's me. Heh, you're really cute when shocked."

"I'm not cute! Why're you here, anyways!? To make fun of me? You probably are!"

"But that's mean, and you're far too cute to be mean to..."

"You're lying. I can see it on your face. AH! Let go unless you want me to copy your Quirk!"

"I'm fine with that if it means I get to hold your hand."

"...you're not deterred by the fact I can copy your Quirk?"

"Of course not! I actually think it's a really cool and useful power,

Iida felt like he was watching an unstoppable force and an unmovable wall go head-to-head, but the wall was crumbling quickly and gaining the shade of red bricks as it did.

The wall being Monoma. Oddly enough, Iida felt a bit sour watching this entire exchange, watching you wipe the sweat off Monoma's face casually despite the boy's protests and how you kept on teasing him.

"Ah, the sourness of being single..."

Iida jumped, or would have, if he didn't have Mina's hands on his shoulders while she grimaced.

"It's like they're in a relationship and they don't even know it. Frustrating! I ship it, though."

"Mm-hmm." He agreed, before guiding his friends away from the training grounds. He now knew what it felt like to be a 'single dog' that he always heard about, unfortunately.

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A week later.

"So..."

Monoma fidgeted around with one the many daisy-buttercup flower rings on his hands, sitting on a picnic blanket under a tree while you had two dandelions in hand and scoured the field for more.

"Did you really mean them? Those compliments you said to me."

"Hmm... yep. All of them. I wouldn't be bothered to even think of any if they weren't about you, wishboy."

It was so, so confusing. He plucked a daisy from nearby, admiring the petals and the slight pinkish hues. English daisies with their gentle hues and layers of petals. He started picking at the petals, a small game of 'Love me, loves me not' going though his mind.

"That's more flattering than I thought it'd be, really. I still can't believe that you don't mind me touching you, even my own classmates needed a little while to get used to me, and boom! Here you are, just..."

"Waltzing up to you without a hint of discomfort?"

You sat down next to him and offered him a dandelion that had already turned into a soft puff of seeds. He took it, but didn't look at it closely in favor of looking at you.

"Yeah. It's almost uncanny, but also comforting."

"Aww, it's nice to hear that you think of me in that way. Really."

You stretched out, raising your own dandelion in front of you while you held onto his free hand.

"Wanna know why I brought you out here?"

"It's not because you want to compare blooming dandelions to my hair, is it?"

"Only partially. The real thing is that... well, it's a childish thing, really, but if you blow on these," You lifted up your dandelion a bit more to emphasize it. "And make a wish, it might come true. That's what I grew up being told, anyways."

Blowing on plant seeds to make a wish, huh? Curious. He set aside his half-plucked daisy and kept the dandelion you gave him securely in hand, ready to blow on it whenever.

"It does seem a little silly, but judging by how big the field is, it must be fun, anyways."

"Definitely."

Monoma could feel his hand being squeezed, but he successfully ignored the blush on his cheeks as he saw you ready to blow on your dandelion.

Three...

Two...

One...

Fwuuuuuuu!

You and Monoma blew on your dandelions at the same time, watching the seeds scatter into the wind and lift into the sky.

"This feels kind of like a date."

And there goes the mood. He gulped a bit out of nervousness, and suddenly, his collar felt a bit too tight.

"Oh, sorry. This could just be hanging out if you want-" "No! No, I- uh... I'm fine with this being a date, actually."

Your silence felt suffocating. More suffocating than anything else's he's felt. He squeezed his eyes shut, anticipating disappointment.

He didn't anticipate the soft touch of your lips on his hand.

"A date it is, then. I was just a bit shocked earlier because wow, you're really pretty and I just realized that again."

He opened his eyes, much less tense than earlier... then he threw a bunch of petals into your face.

"Don't do that! You scared me, hahaha!"

"Pfffbwth- ah, okay, I won't do that next time, but also, petal attack!"

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Class 1-A and 1-B were watching from a distance to make sure everything went well as it could be... and in return, they got the heart-wrenching feeling of being single.

A worthy sacrifice. Especially since Kaibara got some really good pictures on his polaroid camera to pin up later.

[tekumaniac311]

Rider Rescue: Conclusion

We continue right where we left off with the two dogs staring at eachother while their teammates looked on.

"Dogbite..?"

"Dogday...."

"Uuuhh..you two know eachother? Why's he look like you, Captain?" Picky asked. Dogbite raised a brow "Oh! You never mentioned me at all to them?" Dogday took a huff and glared "Guys, this is Dogbite...my brother."

"YOUR WHAT??" Hoppy snapped. "Well..NOW it makes sense, both of you look very alike." Bubba said calmly. "Yep..he's younger than me by 3 years." Dogday responded before looking at Dogbite "Dogbite, this is my team: Catnap my second in command, Kickin Chicken, Hoppy Hopscotch, Craftycorn, Bubba Bubbaphant, Bobby Bearhug and Picky Piggy."

Dogbite looked at each one before looking at his brother. "This...THIS is your crew?" He said confused. "......Yeah, their the best a captain could ask for." Dogday replied.

The entire abandoned church was filled with the sound of Dogbite laughing out loud, Dogday just glared at his younger brother who was on the floor laughing and clutching his chest. "Hahahahahahaha!!! They suit you, bro!"

Dogday's expression darkened, til Z piped in "I know each personally, they make a great team." Drago then added "And i have read their mission logs, they've done pretty well for themselves." Dogbite rose to his feet and cleared his throat "Welp, since i've had the opportunity to meet your team...why don't I introduce you guys to mine, Leopard cuff Z."

Leopardaisy went behind Z and cuffed him, Dogday immediately took offense "Hey! He's one of the good guys, little bro!" Dogbite just scoffed "Could've fooled me, come on. We'll take you guys to our ship and have some grub." Z then looked to Dogday while he was escorted by Leopardaisy and his hands were cuffed. "Your brother's kinda..arrogant." Dogday just sighed "I noticed..." Craftycorn meanwhile was walking beside Drago as they were heading back to the ships, she looked at him for a brief moment, blushing.

"Wow." All she could think. They soon arrived at the parked ships where FixFox had just finished examining Dogday's ship and repaired it. "If all cultists pilot like that. Prototype is screwed..I managed to fix up the damages." Dogbite nodded "Good work, Fixfox. Go back in our ship and get the others."

They entered Dogbite's ship where they were greeted by the rest of Dogbite's team. "Well big bro. If this is your team." He said pointing to Catnap, Kickin, Crafty, Bobby, Hoppy, Picky and Bubba. "Then allow me to show you mine, THE BEST in the business." Drago rolled his eyes in response.

"This is Drago Kitano, my second in command." Drago gave a gentle bow. "Hajimemashite." Said Drago. "Berserkerine, my enforcer, my muscle." Berserkerine clicked his neck "Sup punks?" Picky couldn't help but chuckle. "You been taking your protein, huh?" Dogbite laughed "For a pig you sure know how protein works. This is Leopardaisy, my stealth expert, sneaky."

Leopardaisy still had Z handcuffed "Yo, nice to meet ya. Soooo where do you want me to put him, Captain?" She asked "Put him in a cell, Leopard make sure he doesn't escape again." Dogbite told her, Bubba then piped in as the pink leopard took Z away. "Z is really a good guy, Dogbite. I think you should look at his records."

Dogbite scoffed and rubbed it off "Can't believe everything you read Bubba, my top communicator and chef knows that to heart, Mama Mammoth." He parted to show Mama Mammoth with her arms crossed "On the contrary, Captain. Z has shown numerous cases of heroism and even helping out Dogday's team on a number of occasions." Bubba raised a brow, impressed by Mammoth's statement. Mama then turned around "Come now, Lemur. It's fine"

Lemur almost hiding behind Mama Mammoth, walked out from behind her. "This is here is Lean Lemur, the youngest of us...and the sweetest." Mama said with a smile. "Eerr...hi there, I've heard a lot about you guys..." Lean said nervously. Bobby gave a friendly wave at the little lemur "Hello." She said. "Lemur may not be the most social of my crew i admit, but he's quick in danger and a solid second-best in communication and helping out. And we love him for that, don't we guys?" He asked his crew as he ruffled Lemur's head.

Prettybird then walked in with a scanner "Hello there, just scanning for any injuries the cult may have done." She said with a smile. "Well the cult didn't TORTURE us." Hoppy said amused, Pretty nodded "Okay, that's good, but i'm only just checking." Dogbite then introduced "Prettybird here is more than just well..a pretty bird, she's the best medic I could ask for, and got a huge taste of fashion, i admit."

KickinChicken meanwhile was..stuck in a trance looking at Prettybird's makeup-covered eyes, Pretty herself then took note at Kickin's staring. "Hi."

"Hi." Kickin spoke back, Prettybird..looked pretty. Luckily for him, Pretty looked at Kickin fascinated as well. Up until Dogbite walked up, noticing the glare between them. "Hold up, nurse. You may not wanna hang with my brother's team, they likely have got a stench from being around him too much."

"Woah, he doesn't let up.." Catnap gestured to Dogday "Yeah...probably because of me.." Dogday replied, FixFox then spoke "Oh hey, Dogday. I fixed your teams ship, and restored your electric and security systems. Name's FixFox, this teams engineer." She said smiling. "Thanks, FixFox. I think me and my crew have gotta get back on our duty." Dogday said calmly before facing Dogbite. "Hey..Catnap? You and the guys go get the ship ready, I wanna talk to Dogbite for a minute." Catnap nodded and the crew left with him, Bobby then turned back for a moment.

"Hey, we should hang out at Kissie's sometime." She said happily before joining the others, Kickin gave a wave at Pretty whom responded with a wink, Dogbite rolled his eyes amused by Bobby's comment before turning to his own. "Hey guys, you go chill out. I to wanna chat with my brother personally."

After Dogbite's crew also departed, the two brothers were then left with eachother, Dogday cleared his throat. "Sooo, I imagine your mad at me for leaving you behind when I left for the academy? I admit i shouldn't have left in such a rush..but...The Prototype was causing so much chaos and pain so I had to--"

"I'm your brother, I know you like the back of my hand." Dogbite replied "Your impulsiveness to help others, wanting to be there for everybody. Dogday, i FORGIVE you for leaving me, for I eventually stood up for myself and joined the academy to become a Rider myself."

Dogday looked..relieved, looks like there was gonna be no heated or tension after all, or so he thought. "I admit, the main reason i became a Rider was because of the Prototype, pretty sure everyone has the same reason, but i've got a second reason: You." Dogday raised a brow "Me?"

"Yeah, you. Aside from wanting to stop the Prototype, I want to be better than you in what you do. And take out the Prototype way before you and your group of clowns can." He said with a snicker. Dogday just stared "Dogbite, we're on the same side, there's no need for dominance or competition." Dogbite just cut him off "Tell yourself that AFTER me and my crew take out the Prototype. One day your gonna admit that i've always been better than you.

Dogday sighed and got up, preparing to leave "Guess i'll see you around..little brother." Dogbite nodded "You to, big brother."

After Dogday's ship left, taking the incapacitated cultists with them, Dogbite then went to the cell room to check on Z, only to find Leopardaisy in the cell instead "Hi, captain." She said nervously. "What the hell?! That faceless bastard, did he hurt you?" He asked, releasing her from the cell. "Nah, just tasered me and left. I'm sorry captain." Dogbite sighed and patted the pink leopard's shoulder "It ain't your fault Z's a slippery cat...we'll get him sometime."

"Welllll he gave me a lollipop as apology for putting me in the cell instead." Leopardaisy said, Dogbite gave a heavy sigh "One day we'll get him."

Meanwhile back in Dogday's ship, Dogday had activated automatic pilot and had slumped back in the chair, to ponder about his brother. "Little brother...." Dogday sighed "Someday that arrogance will get you---"

"CAPTAIN!!!!" Yelled Hoppy. "Right in the goddamn ear.." Dogday murmured "Yeah, Hoppy?" He asked facing her.

"We got a stowaway" She said gesturing to...Z! "Z?? Weren't you arrested by my brother?" Z chuckled "Yeah, while you and your brother were talking, Leopardaisy was about to put me in their ships cell, i gave her a harmless shock and put her in the cell instead, i then snuck out and hid in your teams ship." He said with a ":3" emotion on his visor. "Someday that arrogance is gonna get him in some serious trouble." Z added.

"I was going to say that." Dogday spoke.

The three then chuckled together as the ship flew.

THE END

Space Riders AU by @onyxonline

[ducklooney]

Huey, Dewey and Louie: "Unca Donald! Unca Donald!" Donald Duck: "What's the matter? Can't you see I'm busy." Huey, Dewey and Louie: "Is Santa coming to visit us? We've been good this year." Donald: "I don't know, boys, um…you've been really mean to me this year. You're going to be labeled naughty this year." Huey, Dewey and Louie: "But Uncle Donald! We've been really nice to you all along. We haven't defied you like we did last year! Boo…(They cry.) Sorry Uncle Donald, we're not worthy of you. (They then hug him.)" Donald Duck: "Oh, my boys. Don't worry, I'm here for you." Scrooge as Santa Claus: "Hohohohoho…Merry Chrriiiiiiiistmansssss for you!" Huey, Dewey and Louie: "Hey, Santa Claus is here!" Donald: "Hmm…" Scrooge as Santa Claus: "Here's a present for you boys." Huey Duck: "What's this?! Yuck! Moldy cheese?!" Dewey Duck: "This is a chewed-up book!" Louie Duck: "I got a torn teddy bear." Huey: "Seriously, I don't believe you're the real Santa Claus." Scrooge as Santa Claus: "Uh, I…ugh….That's what I found on the street." Flintheart Glomgold as Santa Claus: "Ho-ho-ho-ho. Merry Christmas to you all! Here's a present for you" Scrooge as Santa Claus Claus: "What?! Another Santa Claus?!" Huey: "Yay! I finally got the real present I wanted. Darkwing Duck comic." Dewey: "I got a Gizmoduck comic." Louie: "And I got a Duck Avenger comic." Huey, Dewey and Louie: "Thank you Santa! You're actually the real one, not that fake one. (Hugs Glomgold not knowing he's Santa)" Donald Duck: "Hahahahahahaha…Uncle Scrooge, but you got called out, it seems the boys prefer the other Santa Claus over you." Scrooge as Santa Claus: "That's enough! Kill me bagpipes! Glomgold, you can take everything from me, but not my grandnephews, you bastard." Glomgold: "Heheheheheheh…Your stinginess got to you so I did it my way." Huey, Dewey and Louie: "Glomgold?! Unca Scrooge?!" John D. Rockerduck as Santa Claus: "I'm coming too, boys! Hohohohoh…Merry Christmas to all of you! Here are some real presents for you boys!" Huey, Dewey and Louie: "Toys! Yeeeahhh!" Scrooge: "Rockerduck, do you think we're idiots that we don't know it's you?!" Rockerduck: "You two idiots don't know anything about Christmas and you're saving your money too much. I know better how to give than you two idiots. Because money isn't everything to me. Hahahahahah…" Scrooge: "You think you're going to spend all your wealth on giving. That's a good try." Rockerduck: "Just try, Scrooge. I'd still have a fortune left if I spent some of it on all the presents for children all over the world." Donald Duck: "Oh, brother! What clowns and morons." Huey Duck: "Unca Donald, get out of their way. You can see them competing to see who can give us the most presents." Dewey Duck: "But there's no greater present…" Louie Duck: "…than you, Unca Donald." (Then they all hug their uncle, while the three billionaire ducks fight over who's the better Santa Claus)

[akeminy]

I just can't believe it 🤣 how they were able to get along so quickly in such a short time. I LOVE THEM

He is basically saying there that he is talking to his "bro" Mingyu about how to do a collaboration(?) over there (in Korea lol) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOD

[achaotichuman]

I dont understand why you're anti Elain. Like there's nothing 4 u to anti considering we know nothing about her💀

Like all the bitch does Is bake and cook and yall hating over THAT?? damn

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT EVERYONE LOOK I GOT MY SECOND EVER HATE ANON OMG

YALL HAVE NO IDEA HOW EXCITED I AM ABOUT THIS, I CANNOT BE GRINNING THIS MUCH IN PUBLIC OMGGG

Anywayyyy, so to answer your question anon. You are correct! We know very little about her, we have only seen the shit she does, and we can only make judgements based on her actions with no nuance because we don't have her POV yet.

You also don't strike me as pro Elain anon? You're taking away from her actions quite a bit. She has done plenty of things throughout the series.

What I don't like about her is her has to do with how she treats Nesta. She throws Nesta protecting and helping her, even to the point of neglecting her own self, back in her face and acts as though Nesta never actually cared about Elain herself and was only interested in making her trauma about her. Which is completely incorrect from what we see in ACOWAR and how Nesta protects Elain in ACOMAF.

I actually find Elain's selfishness very intriguing- I made a post about it here is the link.

But the thing about Elain, is SJM cannot write inherently selfish characters and have them work through that. Elain could force Lucien to eat glass and everyone would still worship the ground she walks on.

She doesn't experience consequences, all she has to do is shed a few crocodile tears and people bend over backwards to accommodate her wants.

I don't like characters with no substance, and in my opinion Elain is set up to be Rhysand 2.0

I go into more detail on this in my post.

And in any case I fully believe you, anon, are simply a teenager with too much time on their hands.

If you need a job to occupy your time, I recommend applying for a pharmacy assistant position, that was my first job. They're always happy to accept juniors, at least where I live.

And if you are somehow an adult sending these messages, I sincerely insist you get out of the house. Go out with some friends, have a few drinks, remember there are still some good things in the world. And if you can't afford that, parks are always free, and a good walk clears the mind of hate.

[celestialspiritbabe]

Fairy Tail 100 Years Quest episode 9: thoughts + opinions

Aldoron's a big boy!

I SERIOUSLY WANT TO BITCH SLAP THE HELL OUT OF FARIS! MIRA DID NOT DESERVE THAT TREATMENT, AND ESPECIALLY NOT FROM HER OWN BROTHER AND SISTER (look, I know they're all brainwashed, but it still felt really OOC for both Elfman and Lisanna)

sooo, I guess Faris is the one in charge now? anyways, I hope we get to see Touka's Exceed form really soon!

idk, I really want to believe Jellal is also under the White Mage's spell, but what will happen between him and Erza next really makes me doubt that lmao (yes, I've read all the chapters of FT100YQ manga, so I know what happens next + I've already watched the tenth episode simply because of Jerza)

poor Juvia :(💙

WENDY TO THE RESCUE! 🌪️🩵

''We've got a moment to make a strategy. She can't get through.'' // oops, famous last words from Gray

so, Touka and Faris are two split personas stuck in one person's body? welp...

Touka has a crush on Natsu, and I love how Lucy's teasing him over it lmao (Luce, we know that deep down you're jealous of her, it's okay...)

L: ''Someone's got a secret admirer!'' N: ''I have no idea who she is.''

Battle of Fairy 2.0 loading!

N: ''It's the Battle of Fairy Tail in Drasil this time! I'm getting all fired up!'' L: ''Slow your roll Natsu...''

I'M PROBABLY MOST EXCITED ABOUT JELLAL VS. ERZA FIGHT, BECAUSE IF YOU'VE READ THE FT100YQ CHAPTERS 32 & 33, THEN YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! 🫶🏻

Gruvia my beloved + it's such a shame that Juvia can't fight alongside her beloved, because I'm sure we would've probably gotten a Unison Raid from them or something...

G: ''Just stay by my side, okay?'' J: ''Oh Gray, your words are making my heart sing! Can you say that once more, I'm begging you?''

NOT BICKSLOW WITH HIS ''GEEZ, YOU GUYS ARE ALWAYS FLIRTING WITH EACH OTHER. YOU'RE GONNA' MAKE ME JEALOUS!'' LMAO

of course Lucy has to go up against Mira, Elfman and her love rival // YAY LOKE AND VIRGO APPEARED! ❤️

Lucy's Leo Star Dress is definitely the prettiest one

it's always fun seeing two Dragon Slayers duking it out, especially if they are as rambunctious as both Natsu and Gajeel

I LOVE HOW ALL IT TOOK FOR HAPPY TO KNOCK LILY OUT WAS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HIM BEING SCARED SHITLESS OF LIGHTNING HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHHHHHHHHHH, LUCY'S TRANSFORMATION WAS SO MESMERIZING! IT REMINDED ME OF WINX CLUB'S ENCHANTIX, WHICH MAKES EVERYTHING MUCH MORE SPECIAL TO ME BECAUSE WINX CLUB WAS MY FAVORITE CARTOON GROWING UP AND ENCHANTIX WAS BY FAR MY FAVORITE TRANSFORMATION, SO NOSTALGIA HITS REAL HARD ON THIS ONE! 😭✨

[womanofwords]

Moustache Vandalism

This is a bit of a birthday present for myself, I guess. Haven't written about ITSV for a while, so I might be a little rusty.

Miles was fidgeting as he watched Hobie inspect the paint supplies that he had borrowed. "This can't be a good idea," Miles said.

"This isn't about whether or not it's a good idea. This is about making your mark on the place," Hobie said, as he dipped a paintbrush into a bucket. "Now, watch the master at work, Peter Pan."

Miles could only gasp as he watched Hobie paint a cartoonish red twirly moustache onto a picture of Miguel O'Hara. "Proper Spidey colours, here. I get red, and you can have blue." He handed over a pot of blue paint to an emboldened Miles, and the two got to work.

They looked on when they finished and grinned. Miguel now had a thin red moustache, a blue eyepatch, red devil horns and a little blue bow in his hair. "Nice job, mate," Hobie grinned, as a large shadow fell over them.

"What in the world?" Miguel growled. Miles let out a squeak of terror and Hobie groaned.

"Dammit," he groaned, turning around to see Miguel O'Hara looming over them, Lyla hovering over his shoulder.

"Ooh, you two are in trouble," Lyla sang. "Also, nice job to whoever drew the moustache."

"That was me," Hobie said.

"Get over here!" Miguel yelled.

"And now for the fun part!" Hobie laughed, grabbing Miles and racing off.

"What's he going to do if he catches us?" Miles asked.

"Lecture us, probably," Hobie said.

"Actually, he's made a new gambit for people that prank him. Also, you guys were never in his good books," Lyla said.

"I don't believe in goodness," Hobie said. He was about to say more, but then they fell into a pit.

"Good, I finally caught you," Miguel said, as Hobie and Miles did their best to escape. "Don't bother, I greased up the walls so you wouldn't be able to climb up them."

"Good to know. What exactly do you plan on doing to us?" Miles asked, his doe eyes widening in impending terror.

"You'll be spending some time in the gauntlet for your troubles, primo," Miguel said, a cruel smile growing on his face.

(PAUSE)

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Miles yelled, as a family of large spiders caressed his sides with their front legs and mouths. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA-HEEELP! HOBIEHEHEHEHEHE!"

"YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Hobie laughed, being of no use. The spiders were especially interested in his piercings, stroking his face and pulling up his shirt to see his belly button piercing. "YOU LIHIHIHIHITLLE SH-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Where exactly did you get those spiders from in the first place?" Jessica asked.

"Another dimension. They're harmless and really friendly," Miguel said, smiling faintly. "Also, almost every Spidey has heightened sensitivity post-bite. It's going to be brutal for them, and it'll teach them a lesson about defacing my picture."

"Didn't think that you had a soft spot for these kids," Lyla teased.

"I don't," Miguel said, the smile now gone.

"Sure you don't," Lyla and Jess chorused.

[princesshillaryellaworld25]

Pico's mistake (Ft Darnell, Nene, BF/Cam, GF/Ashley, Drugfriend, Freund.XML and Cassandra) PiCamAshley(Pico x BF x GF)

*Pico was sitting on the table, still covered in slap-marks*

Pico: *mind* Ow....man I can't believe I got slapped twice in one day😓

Darnell: Sup bro

Nene: Hey Pico

Cassandra: Hey Pricko

Pico: H-Hey guys....

Darnell: Damn Bro, what happened to you?!

Nene: Yeah, How did you get slap-marks on both your cheeks?!

Pico: I-I don't wanna talk about it....

Cassandra: Pffff, did someone bitch-slapped you in the face or something 🤣

Pico: N-No! I-I hit my face at a door-Y-Yeah that's right!

Cassandra: Oh please, a door wouldn't give you two slap marks😏

Darnell: So how did you get slapped twice?

Pico: Well-

Freund.XML: Mr. Boyfriend and Ms. Girlfriend both slapped him😊

Pico: FREUND! THE FUCK?! 😡

Freund.XML: Hey, Someone had to tell them.

Darnell & Nene: CAM AND ASHLEY SLAPPED YOU?!😳

Pico: Yes...😓

Cassandra: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 🤣

Pico: S-SHUT UP CASS! 😡

Cassandra: Holy shit, that's funny, imagine getting slapped by your love partners

Nene: Pico, what the fuck did you do to get bitch slapped by both Boyfriend and Girlfriend? 🤨

Pico: Uhhhhhhhhh........🙄

Drugfriend: Dude, just tell them

Pico: Uh-Uh, No way!

Drugfriend: Tell them or I will!

Pico: Ugh fine! I'll tell them!

Darnell: Tell us what?

Pico: Uh the reason why BF and GF slapped me was...because I did something bad to them....

Nene: What did you do?

Pico: Well......

{Flashback}

Pico: Man I'm so hungry, I'm in the mood for some chips

*Pico opened the cabinet door but there was no chips there*

Pico: Goddamit it! We're out of chips! *mind* Hmm...I should ask Boyfriend

*Pico went upstairs to look for Boyfriend*

Pico: Boyfriend! Boyfriend! *mind* Where is he?

*Boyfriend was heard singing*

Pico: Hmm? Is that Boyfriend singing? I-It's coming from the bathroom.

*Pico headed to the bathroom and the door was opened, the bathroom was steamy*

Pico: *mind* Is Boyfriend taking a shower? And Singing?

*Pico took a closer look and slowly opened the shower curtain: which was the biggest mistake of his life!*

BF/Cam: *singing in the shower*

Pico: (blushing and nosebleed) *mind* HOLY SHIT! BF's naked?! OH GOD THAT'S HOT! I NEED TO LOOK AWAY BUT I CAN'T!

BF/Cam: *humming* Hmm? *Sees Pico* 😳

Pico: Uhhhhhh....hi?😅

BF/Cam: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Pico: W-WAIT! B! LISTEN I CAN EXPLAIN-

BF/Cam: WHAT THE FUCK PICO, GET OUT! *SLAPS PICO IN THE CHEEK*

Pico: OW! That hurt! Woah! *dodges the stuff being thrown at him*

BF/Cam: GET OUT PICO!!!! *throws Stuff at him which covering himself with the shower curtain*

Pico: AH! SORRY B! I'LL LEAVE! I'LL LEAVE! *Runs out of the bathroom*

*Pico ran out of the bathroom all flustered*

Pico: (flustered) *mind* Holy shit, I can't believe I just did that! I hope Cam doesn't get too pissed at me! Man, Iet's just hope I don't run into GF-

*CRASH*

Pico: Woah!

GF/Ashley: AH!

*THUMP*

They both fell to the ground.

Pico: Ouch that hurt! *gasps*

GF/Ashley: Uh-😳

Pico was onto of Girlfriend but he was also touching on of her bosoms from one hand and her down part with his right hand.

Pico: *mind* Ah shit, I fucked up twice now!

GF/Ashley: (flustered) Ahhhhhhhhhh.......

Pico: G-GF, Listen I didn't mean to-

GF/Ashley: PICO YOU FUCKING PERVERT! *Slaps Pico in the other cheek*

Pico: OW!

{End of flashback}

Pico: And that's what happened....

Darnell: Woah😳

Nene & Cassandra: *still laughing*

Drugfriend: Yep, that's what happened

Darnell: Damn Pico, You really did that?

Pico: I know! I know but it was an accident! How was I suppose to know Cam was in the shower and I bumped into Ashley by accident.

Freund: But you still did it though😒

Pico: I know, and now I'm sleeping on the couch tonight😑

Darnell: Was it worth it?😏

Pico: *sighs* Yeah, ngl

[alpydk]

Stolen from @profoundlyfaded because I've never reflected on my line of life crushes. Can you believe I never NEVERRRR questioned my sexuality until my late 20s? Yeah, that's right. I was still in complete denial, hahahahahahaha, even after seeing Rosario Dawson alongside Clive Owen in Sin City (2005 18 y.o - feel old?).

No, I questioned it 10 years later during a dnd game when I was given the option to sleep with an npc and I went sure why not. Let me tell you, that was a long night of googling wtf was going on and also some inspiration for Nana (Can you see why she's a changeling now? She wasn't even she; she was they/them, but I can't write for shit.)

But anyway, now the internet is too big and scary and everyone has flags and I'm too old to figure out what I even am, only that I know I'm not straight and not cis (and that's just fine with me.)

This turned into a longer and more introspective talk than I planned. Welcome to this week's oversharing, I guess. Have a pic of Gale who is also deserving of being on this list. Precious little pixel thing he is.

[heartberrydog]

OK, read the fic!

I am.

Very normal about this. 😃

Yep.

So normal. 😃

Is there any other way I would feel about necrophilia? 😃😃😃😃😃

Of course not! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

...

Uuuuuuuuuugh.

You can't DO that to me.

I don't even LIKE phone sex, why was it SO HOT!!??!!?? I hate them. This is unfair. Why is Dazai literally me. I hate him. Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh.

I can't even be coherent about this review. It's just. Screaming. Screeching. Gaaaaaaaaaah.

HELLO AGAIN!!! *blinks innocently at you*

I take it you enjoyed the fic then!! YAY! ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂)⸝♡

I don’t particularly like phone sex either. Which is why I had to write it. I love challenging myself with stuff like this <3 To prove to myself that it can be done in an enjoyable way (for me personally. I am the intended audience for all my work sbsjsns).

Fun little fact. This fic is inspired by a draft I found within my documents from around a year ago. I noticed that I still really liked the start of the fic, but it all went downhill right when it got sexual and the actual dirty talk kicked in (There is genuinely just so many ways to go wrong with phone sex it's hilarious. "What are you wearing?" "What would you do if I was there?" "Imagine me X" Just. Verbally NARRATING what they would do like it's actually happening??? Miss me with that alllllll shit. Get AWAY) So I figured that if I had a way to build this up without any cringe, try-hard dirty talk, it could actually work. Which is how we ended with this beautiful abomination.

They actually weren't supposed to verbally acknowledge that Dazai is getting off to this at all when I first started writing, but as always the fic has a mind of its own.... I’m not mad about it in the slightest, though, because we got another necrophilia fantasy through that!! Yay!!! Dazai you little freak!!!!! And kind of a rape fantasy on Chuuya's part?? Like he definitely does imply he'd fuck Dazai against his will precisely so it would hurt. He doesn't mean it, but he does say it, unprompted. They're both little freaks!!!!!!! :D

Also, the original draft that inspired this is nowhere close to what this fic actually ended up being, but that's fine because I do believe the premise to be a little ooc for the canon universe. Could probably work in a modern setting, though, but a modern setting doesn't exactly allow for murder fantasies... Might work something out here someday, idk.

Also, it's hot because I wrote it 🙄 Obviously 🙄🙄 /j

Thank you for the update ansjsj!! Always happy to hear people's thoughts. And their incoherent screams, too. I do feed on the struggles of the innocent <3

Have a wonderful day! 💓

P.S.: "Why is Dazai literally me. I hate him." is SO real of you. Relatable.

[sarzzzzz67]

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[guysgoneexposed]

We're Going Streaking?

Really? We're doing this? We're not the young runners we used to be! Is streaking even streaking if we have to walk it? Come on! We're adults!

Don't chicken out man! Let's do it for ol' time's sake! Come on guys! Drop trou! No undies allowed!

Do y'all even know how many ways this is illegal? Fuck it, I'm in! Ha ha, my white ass hasn't seen fresh air in far too long!

Fuuuuuuuck! I can't believe we're doing this!

Woooooohoooo! We're going streaking!

Hahahahahahaha! I can't believe I'm doing this.

Epic! This is absolutely epic!

Guys, I can't! There's no way! Fuck... Put your clothes back on!

Dude, if you don't get butt naked right now, I'll take those clothes off you myself!

Just like ol' time's sake, huh? Fuck it! Let's do this!

20 years after their epic senior year streak across campus, these gents are returning to the scene of the crime. No one even knows who suggested it, but once it was suggested, the whole group knew, whether they liked it or not... They'd be getting butt ass naked and streaking campus once again. A CEO, a famous actor, a teacher, a retired NFL player, a banker, a librarian, a police officer, and even John, a photography professor at the exact all male University they attended all those years ago.

Some were excited, others were just in disbelief... How... HOW... WHY are they doing this? In the end... They all agreed! You only live once! Just as they were all down to their undies, they all looked at each other. There always has to be the ONE... The one to go the distance first. Just like 20 years ago, John was that guy! John drops trou and yells "Let's gooooooo!". With that, two things happened at once. All the guys followed John's lead and stripped off in their own way and began to streak.... AND many members of John's photography club came out of their hiding spots and started snapping pictures of the most epic reunion streak ever. Images captured and memories made!

John has a feeling these images are going to be perfect for the club's fundraising calendar. He even found the group photo of the entire group streaking together 20 years earlier to include. The club has a blast comparing and contrasting each of the guy's naked bodies. John kind of enjoyed the attention, but was still in disbelief that they did it AGAIN... Perhaps this should become.a YEARLY tradition?!? How can he raise the stakes next year?

[thewittyphantom]

Alito has left in Duel Links... for now!

Astral: The more the monster is attacked, the stronger it becomes. Yuma: I activate my Trap! Alito: I expected that! With my counter strategy, I can block any move you try! Yuma: What!? Alito: I activate my Counter Trap! Cross Counter! Astral: Argh...But we still have LP left... Yuma: I activate my own Counter Trap! Astral: You cannot, Yuma! That is too risky! Yuma: I have to take the chance or I don't deserve to win! I'm feeling the flow! I drawww! Alito: !? Yuma: .......Aww yeah! A Monster Card! Now your monster has 0 ATK! Gauntlet Launcher! Bash him with a Turbo Jab! Alito: Agh... Aaaaaaaahhh! Yuma: I won...? I'm amazing! Alito: Yuma Tsukumo! I can't believe you defeated me! Yuma: Look, it's no big deal. If we Dueled again, it could turn out differently. Tori: Enough! I don't want you Dueling over me anymore. Alito: Excuse me. Tori: Huh? What? Alito: That was amazing! Yuma: What? Alito: I thought this Duel would be easy! What a mistake! Oh, by the way, my name's Alito. Yuma: Huh? Alito: Remember that name 'cause you and I are gonna be Dueling a lot, Yuma! What's wrong? You don't wanna Duel more? Yuma: Of course I do! Alito: Hahahahahahaha! Yuma: Hahahahahahaha! Tori: Hey! What about me?