#I can't believe it's not butter

[victusinveritas]

[liketheblackandwhitecat]

Went to get a new tattoo and ended up rehoming a snake - one month later she's settled in nicely!

Originally named Buttercup, Utterly Butterly (or Brenda for short) seems to have settled in really nicely.

She's somewhere between seven and ten years old, a butter corn and a really docile girl.

That said, she's a little tank aggressive but we're working on that and she's a really calm eater - preferring a relaxed feed as opposed to Apeman who snatched his fuzzies straight from the tongs.

I've never really posted on here before, but just look at her adorable face and tell me it shouldn't be shared. 🥰🐍

[existennialmemes]

Honestly, it's your incredulity that I really can't believe. This is clearly not butter. Calm down.

[sysmedsaresexist]

[fromkenari]

If you have to ask what the other 3 are... They're margarine, but to some of us, it was deeply ingrained that one of them was butter and one of them was margarine because our parents/guardians were playing head games before they let us go to Richie Rich's house and have the best damn grilled cheese of our lives from a stick of what had to be equal parts heaven and heart disease.

[knight-in-sour-armor]

[maverickricky]

someone please tell me why this is the best thing i've ever made. (mona lisa w/ tim curry's face)

[old-posts-archive]

August 31st, 2013

no homo

whole homo

2% homo

skim homo

soy homo

almond homo

coconut homo

rice homo

butter homo

#I Can’t Believe It’s Not Homo

[notbutterofficial]

Happy not butter November for all who celebrate

[randomvoices]

A: Did you hear that Cream Cheese got murdered?

B: *gasp* Was it Butter who did it? They've always hated each other.

A: No, the killer was Margarine, apparently!

B:

[Image ID: a box with red edges and a soft yellow side with solid green plants. In the middle of the box it states in blue letters "I can't believe it's not Butter!" End ID]

[shapeshiftinterest]

transcript under the read more

other products made by I Can't Believe It's Not Butter:

Fuck Off, It's Mayonnaise

I Hope These Aren't Hornets

You Thought This Was Yogurt? Surprise, Dumbass!

Fuck My Ass, That's Good Peanut Brittle

No One Said This Was Ham

[petricorah]

fully planning on posting full image of this today or tomorrow, but i liked this sokka lineart too much not to post on its own [id in alt]

edit: full drawing here

[wanlingnic]

Happy Stampede Saturday, how are we feeling???

[apnourry]

There's a lot more on the back lol

[thatgoddamngingerundercut]

‘Butter’ Jacket Shoot Sketch Day One - V

Bonus: