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Jeong JiAn leaping from the top of a refrigerator to escape an assassin
Me trying to jump 3 inches to get the piece of tape stuck to my fan
#a shop for killers#kdrama#my kdrama rambles#I was watching#so I’m like#I can do it!#I can jump from my bed and get#the piece of tape#and feel action heroine#like 🤣🤣🤣
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HI. IM PLAYING CATCH UP 24 DAYS LATER DONT MIND ME HERMIT A DAY DAY 1 - ETHOSLAB
#mcyt#hermitcraft#ethoslab#hermitaday#cuteiecreates#im going to limit myself to an hourish on these i just need to get back into colouring so bad#didnt think taking classes would burn me out this bad but it did and now i am here scribble colouring ^-^#its v relaxing. scribbling my favourite part of art#its also. way faster than fully rendering things. i got from point a to point b in 50 minutes. help.#im going to bed and we'll see how many i can do tomorrow </3#im also poking at how i draw all the hermits so if they look weird. sorry LOL runs and jumps into bed
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forced out of bed for Tortures (learning to swim in a private heated saltwater pool)
#dogblr#rory borealis#i am soooo happy to have a dog who can hang out while i move around#one of my favourite things about an independent breed#and a skill i absolutely foster from the start#she's started staying in bed while i brush my teeth and get ready to walk her and its been great#also she learned to swim!#she uses all wheel drive which is great! and she jumped off the ramp!#shes going to be such a cool dog#im preparing her for paddleboarding because i bought a SUP this year!
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a little more disorganised exploring
#disorganised only bc some are from my older NG+ save file where I managed to NOT override gravity and died missing a zip line jump#and then ended up being told by Aloy that I need to finally do Erend's quest so Avad will talk to me#even tho I literally just saved Itamen and his mom so what the heck. he knows who we are gdi#anyway. the other ones are from my embrace-escape run where I'm outside early just collecting stuff#and doing as many quests as the game allows pre playing through the Proving#world's a little weird. campfires don't save your progression properly. but vantage points do#and you can fast travel to settlements. just.. no override and only one bandit camp as far as I've been able to tell#so it's my favourite game - hiking simulator 3040 my beloved. love this game. the vibes are stellar and the visuals are gorgeous#The Cut is lovely too but I got sidetracked going for all the metal flowers and vessels and vantage points instead#plus.. no tallnecks so far and even if they showed up I couldn't override them anyway#so cauldrons are prob out of the question too. not sure if I tried before tho#saddest thing so far: no Proving means no Yan means no Solai means no Nakoa quest and therefore no Nakoa :'(#but Daytower is locked until later anyway.. tho maybe I could get there from the other side? the other gate further north is open luckily#which means I've met Petra again and done her first quest. which does make me happy. I've missed her and her flirting :)#(grandma Teersa is so well done btw. LOOK AT HER)#anyway. off to bed now#lou plays#Horizon Zero Dawn#hzd remaster
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Beast that won’t let me edit my writing.
#she came into my room and starting meowing at me#in the way that she does when I know she’s gonna want pets and snuggles#which means she would jump up onto my keyboard if I’m on computer#so for now I have crawled into bed to satisfy her until she goes and curls up into her bed#but it’s coming along nicely (: I’m getting to the halfway point#the speakers are helping a lot!#I feel more easily able to work on the computer now#that I can listen to audio from it easily#without getting the overwhelming I get from headphones sometimes#mir pets
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Fell back asleep for a while (still have a horrible headache btw) and I had the most disturbing dream that I'm going to tell you guys about in the tags
#so i was on a road trip with a bunch of people i dont even know and there were like 10 of us packed into a van#and they were so fucking loud and my head was hurting even in my dream so i was like CAN EVERYONE PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP#and we get to this hotel or like house place thats like a hotel#amd we go inside and i go check the fridge and there was a thick lemonade snoothie looking drink in this clear pitcher in the fridge#and i pulled it out and look inside and there was a live fucking lizard in there all covered in the smoothie stuff trying to escape#and i was like damn i should let that outside in a minute#but i went to looks for meds first bc like i said my head was hurting even in my dream#and when i come back the pitcher is empty (no lizard no smoothie stuff)#and i was like ...... did someone drink this??#and this guy was like nah that was cake batter i put in the oven#and i was like YOU FUCKING PUT IT WHERE????#so i get this sheet pan out of the oven and there is a half baked cake and in the middle was the lizard all charred and dead looking#and i was like fuck dude you killed it#but then#BUT THEN#the fucking lizard gets up and jumped out of the cake batter and starts speed running around the place like up on the walls and ceiling#and it seemed pissed as hell#like rightfully so bc someone tried to bake it into a cake but still#so i was running around trying to stay away from it bc i got the impression that it would bite whoever it got close to#and then i woke up and for a second it felt like something was crawling on me#and i had a small/brief panic as i checked the bed for any lizards (there was nothing there)#and now im awake and my head hurts even worse and my throat hurts and my body hurts and its very possible that im sick
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We're not having a fun time right now
#like thankfully I don't have an infection from where they took my wisdom teeth out#but basically it's not healing properly so I am at quite high risk of infection#and they've put this stuff in my mouth to try and get it to heal normally#AND IT TASTES FUCKING DISGUSTING#I was listerally crying while they were doing it because of how bad it tastes#and everything is just so overwhelming right now#like this is the busiest my life has ever been#and realistically I know it's not that busy but as someone who spent a long time just rotting in bed this is a big jump#and I've got work stuff to be doing and I'm going to London next week and I'm also dealing with really bad tooth pain#and I'm very overwhelmed but there isn't really anything I can do but just keep going and maybe cry about it#which is what I'm going to do now
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I’m once again thinking about Rose & Blanche cuddled up next to Dorothy in that one scene
#y’all know the one.#the same scene Sophia told them that she ‘wanted to see six hands above the blanket asap’#it lives in my head FOREVER !!!!!!!!! & ever & ever & ever forever#they’re so fucking cute oh my god the way Blanche was holding the blanket 😭😭 just barely peaking out from behind it#AND ROSE. ROSE OH MY GOD OH ROSE … ROSE MY BELOVED#honk shoo mimimimi immediately went right to sleep as soon as she was all tucked in AND CUDDLED UP *RIGHT* NEXT TO DOROTHY????? SO CUTE OH#her whole face was just hidden in Dorothy’s side 😭😭😭 i cannot get over how easily they jumped into bed & CUDDLED HER???#LIKR WHAT …… okay married behaviour I know what you ARE!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH#their response to fear is jumping in bed with & cuddling their roommate?????????? oh yeah. they were roommates alright.#I’m feeling incredibly normal as you can tell#what’s everyone’s fav golden wives moment actually? this is definitely in my top three.#I know we’ve talked about fav Blanche/Dorothy & rose/Dorothy moments but I love b/r/d so much … we have to talk about them more <\3#plspls feed my insanity they’re so canon to me#golden wives
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KITSCHY SCREEN TIME LIMITING APPS ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS 🗣️‼️
#꒰💬꒱ ❝ Dear Diary… ❞#time for some fun facts with Joey!#I am not a Twitter veteran but something considerably worse#that being an Instagram veteran#having used Instagram for a good five years now I’ve had my complaints with the app but I can say that about any app#however! my main probelm with Instagram is how the algorithm works#not necessarily from a posting perspective though I could care less about how many clicks or likes a post of mine gets#see my problem here is Instagram’s algorithm is shit from a butt#if you tap on a reel/post long enough Instagram will automatically assume you want to see nothing BUT that#that also goes if you mark a post as ‘not interested’#which makes using the explore page uh. not very easy!#and since I don’t like constantly being jump scared with things I know will make me leave the app with a pit in my stomach#I’ve had to re-set up this screen time app so it makes me have a second thought before going through with opening it#it ain’t much but it’s honest work#that’s enough of me I! should go to bed sooner or later
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Maybe together we can make this whorehouse.. into a whorehome
#my brother and I have this curse in minecraft where whenever we settle near a village the villagers always end up leaving#Ever since our pocket edition days and we don’t know why. Even if we like don’t even steal anything from them they will Leave#So we started a server and we settled near a village + our cousin and a mutual friend#And it happened AGAIN. We almost lost the cleric of our cousin didn’t brick him up in his house#And apparently they changed the breeding system for villagers and I didn’t know until I had like 9 doors scattered around the village and I#Was like wtf why isn’t it working.. apparently since the v&p update you need to feed them AND get a bed with 3 blocks above so the baby can#Jump on it. So I made like a house specifically so I can lock them in there and they can. Breed#Affectionately named villager fuckhouse. But the problem is that we only have ONE CLERIC#Gamerule says the villagers will boink if the villager:bed ratio is uneven but again. the curse#And the next village over is 900 blocks and I’m too lazy to make a minecart rail to get our cleric a mate#I feel like the drivethrougg anon explaining this. But it’s 11PM and I have a headache and I want the sweet release of death#Yapping
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Episode 8 I am so scared....
#mel magical girl transformation.... her mother's weapon... christ... mel will save them all vi step aside!!#this is so funny... mel with her bodysuit and golden bodypaint walking thru the valley with her new pet crow.... slay#SINGED WILL CONTROL VIKTOR???? AND VANDER??? AMBESSA ENOUGH! VIKTORS VOICE OMG!!#LORIS REMINDING VI OF VANDER NOOOOO I KNEW THIS WAS COMING!!! CAILTYN TAKING MADDIES HAND AWAY FROM HER AKDJSK#arrested jinx???? OH MY GOOOD JINX!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HER PUPILS ARE SO WIDE SHES SO OUT OF IT#YES CAITLYN END THE CYCLE!!!!! they repaired the council table with golden stuff.... YES JAYCE FINALLY REALIZED!!!! OOF NOT THE BEST MOMENT!#UPSIDE DOWN KISS COME ON!!! Viktor realizing too that it has been all jayces fault.... this is so sad.... what a breakup#silco talking to jinx about breaking the cycle... he became a hallucination too.... not so bad like the others thats inch resting#THE HUG NOOOOOOO YOU DESERVE TO BE WITH HER????? SHES GONNA DIEEEEEEE NOOOOOOO VI AGAIN IN PRISON UNABLE TO SAVE HER SISTER!!!!!#theres no good version of me after we just fucking saw it im gonna be sick.... SEVIKA AND THE FIRELIGHT GUY IN THE COUNCIL ROOM??#what tf are you wearing jayce.... an outsider force putting an end to a civil war who woulda thot.... OMG THE PARALEL TO THEIR FIRST MEETING#WHAT THE HELL!!! NOT IN THE PRISON CELL!!!! AFTER VI JUST TOLD HER THAT??? AKDJAKSJ CAITLYN HOLD YOURSELF!!! my god i need a pause#vi does look so good from the back.... but my god why are they doing this now akdjsksjk maddie is upstairs akdhaksn WHYYYYYYY NOW????#no WAYYYYY WE GOT HER BACK TATTOO REVEAL NOW!!!!!! WHAT THE HEEEEEEEELLL OH MY GOOOOOD VIIIII GOING DOWN AND LOOKING UP THANK YOU GOD!!!!AAA#cait laughing... girl i would too... that was all so detailed too like damn... vi was amazed by the Kirammountains....#so thats it... can i be honest.... a little too unemotional.... like their kiss was something else entirely....#but this is vi just going DAMN!!! RIGHT NOW!!! and pouncing... which i understand but their bed scene... come on.. i needed to cry with this#so no talk about reconciliation..... *throws phone on the floor and jumps in skateboard and breaks it in half*#vander dying with viktors humanity..... and sky.... viktor getting his mask.... my god.... and vander losing his memories.... should we all#talking tag#watching arcane season 2#watching arcane#you know i understand caitlyn admited she was manipulated and what vi said about second chances but.... apologies please.....#oh now i get it she sent the guards to the gates so jinx could escape..... alright alright... i thought she did that only so they could fuck#well vi did follow her sisters advice and got with her i guess akdhaksjak which okay is nice bc she said she didn't need to feel guilty#about being happy.... alright i understand now *viktors voice*#alright i was slow my bad... vi pounced on her bc she is just so grateful that she let jinx go and cailtyn did let go of her anger.... aight
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WAKEY WAKEY MOTHERFUCKERS KIKI ICONS ARE BACK TO GET FOR COINS AND THERE WILL BE MORE COMING LET'S GO
#Perelka dot txt#Finally I can have my bebe i was so sad I missed out when first time they came around and I mourned#All i had was ponyo and cyrano not ideal imho but now I have him#Bitch jumped out of bed to take a break from morning twt lookup to get switch after seeing this okay#Motherfucker can be replaced if you don't wish to be called this it can be “lovelies” too but point is to underline the message
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guys they have the snipers are trained on me for saying this but the next song is going to be spkothdvl—💥💥💥🔫🔫
#idkhow#ough💥💥💥💥 this is the end guys…….#im sorry. its 1am and i was ready to be asleep at 9:30#i think the sleep demons are taking me now#IM NOT CRAZY! theorize with me for a second here.#WHAT LOVE had an alternative release. i think. i cant find the picture. AND SO DID SPKOTHDVL. I REMEMBER THIS CLEAR AS DAY.#so it can only be assumed that spkothdvl comes out next right?? unless im just jumping to ridiculous conclusions in which case#i got nothing#i have doubts that itll be infatuation for some reason. idk the fact that its dallons favourite kind of pushes it away#from the realm of possibility to me. dallon is a very patient person so i doubt theyd be quick to shove their favourite song out like that.#ALL SPECULATION. IF IM WRONG IM WRONG! WE WILL FIND OUT NEXT WEEK. AND THEN THE ALBUM#AAH OKAY WHILE IM TALKING. IM SO FUCCKJNINH EXCITED TO HEAR DOWNSIDE ON VINYL. IDK WHY#AND WHAT LOVE. I THINK THEYLL JUST BOTH SOUND PERFECT ON VINYL. sorry im done now im going to bed#just needed to get my ridiculous theories out there#IM TELLING YOU GUYS. ITS GONNA BE SPKOTHDVL#UNLESS IT WONT BE.#IM SLEEPING NOW GOODNIGHT#chase said something alright
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been laying here listening to Lucky by Dermot Kennedy on loop for half an hour while thinking about Everything Stays and crying
#it’s good crying dw i am just. i have so many feelings about this story#Seven’s Celestial Commentary#Everything Stays#writing stuff#i may be stuck in bed struggling to type due to personal reasons but that will Not stop me from cooking up ideas for this fic#there is gonna be so much fucking angst and it’s gonna hurt soooooo good#the more i listen to it the more the possibilities expand#i can easily see Moon and Reader going back and forth between verses vulnerably arguing over Sun#but i can also see it being Sun and Moon getting real and discussingcougharguingover Reader#can’t decide which i like more#god i wish y’all could see this story the way it plays out in my head#next best thing would be to keep writing and sharing the story instead of vagueposting abt future plot points tho wouldn’t it lmao#and GOD don’t even get me fucking STARTED on Two Hearts…#Dermot Kennedy’s music is responsible for yet Another plot point for this story and i can’t even be mad about it. his fucking lyricsss dude#‘and so we jump to the THEATER??? in that SAME OLD TOWN???’ DO WE? FUCK I GUESS WE DO NOW!!!#picture me listening to that song and inspiration hitting me like a truck. diligently taking notes like the lyrics r instructions from God#‘she sees his face?? and HE sees HER as the LIGHTS GO DOWN???’ write that down write that down#‘the life that they should’ve had sat between them that night??’ FUCK Man yeah it sure did!!!#anyways it’s chill i’m chill. i’m very normal about my little stories and their musical inspirations!#and i’ve listened to these songs a very normal amount (translation: they will likely be in my top ten for the 2024 wrapped)#(cut to the scenes playing vividly in my head) ‘Well‚ at least I can always say that I /told/ her!’#‘I can’t relate to having a heart like that‚ Sun! With all of your wonder and your trust intact…’#like no i wouldn’t lift the lyrics directly for the song to use as dialogue but FUCk does it work well.. Lucky is such a good script for-#like- a heated conversation between my Relentlessly Positive Sun and my Apathetic Jaded Moon#‘How could our farewell mean as much as our time? Honey‚ I’ll be gone. It’s better if I’m something that you leave behind.’#‘I used to paint these trees‚ now I just scream at the sky. Honey I was wrong. Guess there’s certain things you never leave behind.’#*sobbing shaking throwing up clawing at the walls* I Am Normal About These Characters#anyways uh. on an unrelated note how many song lyrics do ya think i can cram into ES before it’s Too Many#gonna have to start getting creative with how i can incorporate more songs in a way that feels natural and not forced#even tho i am forcing it. i am forcing it very much bc i have songs with applicable lyrics and y’all Will read them one way or another
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ill never be good enough at anything
#vent#events of today only proved it#im genuinely so close to giving up completely#i dont feel happy when I draw because I know its not good enough and im ashamed when others see it because I know they think the same thing#I dont feel satisfied or accomplished when finishing schoolwork because I know others will have done it better and responded better and im#the stupidest person of the entire class. some things I just dont understand but I know everyone else or lots of others did#i cant do anything right. i cant socialize correctly. i cant remember to do anything. i cant keep any stable relationships#i know if i get a job they'll ly me off or fire me within days max weeks. i dont expect to be able to hold down a job for long#i dont have the skills necessary to become what I want to be which is a meteorologist. i struggle in math and that career is a lot of math#i actually want to be an artist too but ill die a lonely death. i cant even do this class. and artists are not paid enough to survive#hell what I do right now with art in my spare time is much worse than others. a mouse and microsoft paint. both arent good enough#i cant not compare myself to others. i know that they're all better than me. and im around these people every day and see it on social medi#i really want to put my art in our shredder and permanently delete files. i want to drop out. i dont know what to do with myself because i#know that im not good enough for anything except lay in bed like the depressed piece of shit i am and end up getting kicked out#i thought about just leaving class today and throwing myself down the stairwell from the top floor i was already on#just over the barrier thats right next to the first flight of stairs that prevents people from falling off the stairs from a height#the one you can look down and see the following flight of stairs. just throw myself down from that and hurt myself significantly.#ive been thinking about jumping again. from a new part of campus thats higher than where i initially wanted to fall from#if not those then sl!t my wrist or run into traffic#i just need to d!e. There's no room for someone as worthless as me#i cried when I came home today because im just done. i cant carry on and itd be better if i didnt. itd be preferred.
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my roommate’s in the bathroom so i cant brush my teeth and go to bed. time to soapbox on tumblr. very very curious what it would take to make living in a suburb emotionally sustainable for me because the genuine comedic overwhelming joy at coming home is actually crazy.
#from the desk#literally have been jumping around happystimming like its THAT insane out here#however.#get out of the bathroom pleaseeeee i dont want to be eepy tomorrow. okay? im trying to be good and go to bed on time!!#ANYWAY.#i think like. hm. okay. in a hypothetical future where i am married with kids WOULD that be enough to make suburbia survivable?#does it work fine if i just have a car and a license and can get to people easily?#i am never ever ever going to be capable of living in my hometown its too spread out#hm. i dont know.#i think the concept of a community space is apparently genuinely really critical for me#is what i love about living in this specific apartment that its kind of the community space?#i mean certainly yes but could i go without it. what WILL i do with my one wild and precious life#im sure i could? it’s difficult to say any of this for sure bc its almost 1 (LEAVE. PLEASE.) and im just saying shit but man#craaaaazy how much better i feel#not the community space the living in it.#i still feel like zooming around but also im tiiiired i wanna go to beeeeed
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