#And the next village over is 900 blocks and I’m too lazy to make a minecart rail to get our cleric a mate
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Maybe together we can make this whorehouse.. into a whorehome
#my brother and I have this curse in minecraft where whenever we settle near a village the villagers always end up leaving#Ever since our pocket edition days and we don’t know why. Even if we like don’t even steal anything from them they will Leave#So we started a server and we settled near a village + our cousin and a mutual friend#And it happened AGAIN. We almost lost the cleric of our cousin didn’t brick him up in his house#And apparently they changed the breeding system for villagers and I didn’t know until I had like 9 doors scattered around the village and I#Was like wtf why isn’t it working.. apparently since the v&p update you need to feed them AND get a bed with 3 blocks above so the baby can#Jump on it. So I made like a house specifically so I can lock them in there and they can. Breed#Affectionately named villager fuckhouse. But the problem is that we only have ONE CLERIC#Gamerule says the villagers will boink if the villager:bed ratio is uneven but again. the curse#And the next village over is 900 blocks and I’m too lazy to make a minecart rail to get our cleric a mate#I feel like the drivethrougg anon explaining this. But it’s 11PM and I have a headache and I want the sweet release of death#Yapping
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