#I can confirm this is true
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mammon: my only desire in life is to be stinkin rich (love me mc)
MC: i hate rich people
mammon: jk i love being poor #debtsquad (are we about to kiss)
#MC and mammon do in fact make out btw#it’s true I’m mc I can confirm it#obey me#obey me swd#obey me shall we date#obey me mammon#mammon obey me#om! mammon#mammon#mammon avatar of greed#mammonobeyme#the great mammon#obey me shitpost#obey me incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#obey me x you#obey me x mc#obey me x reader#mammon x you#mammon x y/n#mammon x reader#mammon x gender neutral reader#obey me memes
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"So sad they don't make drivers like these anymore."
Literally what's inside a Classic F1 driver's head:
#i can confirm#the rumors have been true#i was in niki's yoghurt#in james' walls in his hotel room#in gerhard's shoes that was filled with shaving cream#and in ayrton's plate of pasta#hehehehehehehehe#ayrton senna#niki lauda#gerhard berger#james hunt#classic f1#formula 1#f1#f1 memes#ferrari#mclaren#incorrect f1 quotes
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Lydia: Doesn't dare to even think about her poltergeist bc she's scared of what he might do to her family if he gets out.
Delia: boards up door to the attic. The attic which, even if Beets still lived there, he was never bound to.
Beutelgeuse: ok so I have a haunting at 10am in Ohio, lunch at 12, got 4 hauntings scheduled in NY from 2pm-6pm, gonna lead a spook workshop in Cali at 7pm followed by a bar crawl, sleep that off till 3am, and then follow up with all the clients from this week who are worried bc they heard talk of tv show people showing up. If it's HER show, I'll need to clear up my schedule for when she shows up. If I make the walls bleed and draw little hearts in the blood, is that coming on too strong?
He is unbothered and delusional sure his charms will get him the girl. Love it 😆
In all seriousness, his attempts at making contact with Lydia and courting her, scaring her instead, is one of my favorite things in the sequel. Lydia terrified, meanwhile Betelgeuse out there swooning and sighing over getting to see her again 😂💚. He is definitely coming on too strong, but he so can't see it and it's hilarious.
I'm sure he did help her with the hauntings for her show, too. I hope that one comes up in movie three. No one can take that headcanon away from me. 😌
#no one can convince me otherwise#I wonder how Lydia will react if that's true (which it totally is; it's the first thing I thought at the haunting scene from her show)#And the fact so may in the fandom thought so too confirms it for me that we were supposed to conclude that#I'm sure Lydia will come around in the third movie she knows now he's not a threat to her#Sorry for taking forever to answer 😭#Beetlejuice#Beetlejuice Beetlejuice#Beetlejuice headcanons#Beetlejuice x Lydia#Beetlebabes#Betelgeuse x Lydia#This is the final unanswered question still in my inbox#So I'm totally open for more questions and convos if anyone wants 💚#Anon#Anonymous#Anonymous questions#answers
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I fully understand the pain you feel with TLOZ now. I mean, I understood it before, but after Arcane becoming League's canon, after watching the second season, I feel so broken and conflicted and like I spent time loving something just for it to amount to nothing.
reliving my totk nightmares just a few months after finally being able to cope with that
#ganondoodles answers#ganondoodles talks#.... it might actually get even worse with arcane#similar how totks stupid book fucked it over EVEN MORE than the game itself#i made a post about it but the tweets in which the info was written were deleted and i dont have reddit so i saved it as a draft#if it does end up being true and more confirmed than a reddit post#if you want to know#someone (was it necrit?) did an interview with linke (one of the main guys of making arcane) and summarized some info#though some wasnt quite correct so thats probably why the op of the tweets deleted them#anyway- in those screenshots they said alot of shit#my favorites- heimer is alive and characters that died can come back to life (????)#'the arcane' is just another version of magic and the whole weird hexcore bs was just bc it was corrupted- hextech is still real#viktor will come back but he is “something special” (my cursed thought .. varrus retcon- its jayce and viktor now lol)#they indeed planned the last episode to change runeterra and also lead into MULTIPLE SHOWS ALREADY BEING WORKED ON#yep that raven was swain/his raven/raum#they are aiming higher thaN GAME OF THRONES UH OH#they are not done with piltover and zaun characters either- urgot will show up#and my favorite .... VANDERWICK IS ALIVE and STILL split between vander and beast (???literally how????) and he will end up with one#again i dont know if anythign of that will hold up but uuuuh even if half of all they wrote there is halftrue .... pls no#i swear if they fuck up aatrox and mordekaiser im might just stop believing in anything ever again and lock myself in a box
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#I could write essays/fanfics on both of their backstories#as an ahkmenrah and a larry stan I can confirm this is true#night at the museum#natm#ahkmenrah#rami malek#natm ahkmenrah#natm larry#larry daley#elliott’s ramblings
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Steph: *listening to Alex play the guitar* That's some nice finger work, Alex.
Steph: A shame it's wasted on that guitar.
Alex: What?
Steph: What?
#submission#omg i make so many jokes like this#liking women and playing a million instruments (including guitar) go together well#i can confirm ;)#thanks for the submission!!!#alex chen#steph gingrich#chenrich#life is memes#life is strange true colors#incorrect quotes
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I like how almost the entire jsab fandom just agreed that fresh wears heels/platform shoes
#as a fresh fictionkin i can confirm this is true#i fucking love wearing platform shoes#jsab#just shapes and beats
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Uncharismatic Fact of the Day
December is often highly anticipated (or dreaded) for its associated long list of Christmas Carols- but there's another holiday sound that those in Australia dread even more: the double drummer. The largest species of cicada in the country, Thopha saccata is also reportedly the loudest insect in the world. Its name comes from the large pockets that the adult male has on each side of its abdomen which he uses to amplify his mating calls. Even small groups of adults can produce a sound in excess of 120 decibels!
(Image: A double drummer cicada () resting on someone's hand by Dave Britton)
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#double drummer#Hemiptera#Cicadidae#cicadas#true bugs#insects#arthropods#uncharismatic fact#authors note: i can in fact confirm that these **** are the loudest **** insects on earth#theres a tree with 2 of them right outside my window and i can barely hear myself think
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Well they caught him. If he wasn't the exact kind of person tumblr loves, the conspiracy theories about this being a random person being framed would have continued to spread. But he's an attractive 26 year old white man who was caught carrying a manifesto about corporate America and has an internet history that matches up with tumblr's general politics. So everyone is going to get excited about how he's a martyr and go back to acknowledging reality in that there isn't a conspiracy to frame the wrong guy.
The discussions over whether or not this man should be lionized as a hero are honestly not as relevant as the comfort with which people are going to drop the conspiracy theory they would have been fully committed to if this man's politics turned out to be nuts. The ease with which the userbase of this website switches between realities based on whether or not they confirm their biases is really alarming. I just hope people understand how weird it is to claim a random person is 100% going to be framed by the FBI on one day, and then drop that by the next day when it becomes clear that the person being "framed" is the exact kind of communist you had hoped.
#gingerswagfreckles#i feel like this comes off as waaah the ceo got shot and i really dont feel that way#i dont care he had it coming#and also. i cannot say yet bc not much info has come out but so far the shooter doesnt seem like someone i dont generally agree with#(preliminarily. maybe the manifesfo is super nuts idk)#but i really think that everyone's excitement to celebrate this guy as a hero is going to#distract from the fact that leftists have like decided conspiracies theories are completely acceptable#and not only that they're fun and true based on nothing but also that they stop being true#when theyre no longer politically beneficial#which just like. do you guys even understand how bad that is. not just that ppl are all gung ho about conspiracies now#but that theyre not dropping them in response to new information that disproves them#but in response to new information that makes them politically inconvenienient to continue to believe#it implies that a huge chunk of leftists are not basing their opinions on reality and facts but whatever makes them feel good and confirms#their identity within their social group. which has been true to some extent for a while#but we are getting to the point where people arent uncomfortable with the cognitive dissonance#that comes with believing in different versions of reality from one moment to the next based on what feels like it would be cool#in that moment#idk we are all doomed i think#i saw this coming back in 2017 and no one listened to me :/ people dont believe in objective truth anymore#they believe truth is something malleable that can be changed to confirm their beliefs#rather than something objective that they should change their beliefs in response to#like why are you all dropping the whole this is a random person being framed thing if you believed that yesterday#like oh ok NOW the police are a reliable source for identifying who the perpetrator is?? bc the perpetrator turned out to be someone you#think is cool?? i do not believe you guys would be believing these same souces arent in on a conspiracy against leftists if this guy#had turned out to be someone you dont like and agree with#luigi mangione#united healthcare#united healthcare ceo#united healthcare ceo assassination
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so your telling me Sukuna is bisexual?
#Why am I not surprised#all villains in jjk are gay in some way ig#Yes Uraume is confirmed to be a man and lowkey I can see it#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#sukuna#ryoumen sukuna#ryomen sukuna#sukuna ryomen#jjk sukuna#sukuna jujutsu kaisen#heian era sukuna#heian sukuna#sukuna true form#true form sukuna#uraume jjk#jjk uraume#uraume#sukume
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So I don't think this is actually the case but what if Eliza and Isaac's deaths werent over a petty amount of cash and a robbery gone wrong? What if, instead, Dutch had seen Arthur spending time with them, had perceived him slipping away as a threat: a threat to himself, his gang, his security, his family, afraid of losing his lead enforcer - whether he truly at that point did love him like a son, or not. And in his insecurity or fear or whatever other reason, he finds someone rotten, unrelated to the gang, and he pays them to murder Eliza and her little boy, so no one will ever tempt Arthur away from the flock, and he instead puts all his energy and time into the gang, the only family he has left.
#i am kombucha girl memeing over this and don't actually think this is the case but 👀👀👀 WHAT IF???!#the theory just popped up in my head#cause it's always seemed a little dodgy how and why they died - which is fair enough it's traumatic as hell and not something you want to#deeply delve into#but still WHAT. IF.#and yes i am clearly opposed to the head-injury dutch theory because that man was a narcissistic power hungry egomaniac long before then#anyway#i can actually see dutch doing something like this but there's no actual evidence for it so I'm just theorizing!#arthur morgan#dutch van der linde#rdr2#rdr2 eliza#isaac morgan#rdr#rdr2 spoilers#ish#my post#also I'm sure someone else has had this thought before and if it was true a writer might have confirmed it but I haven’t seen it and I'm#just having fun okay
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i am absolutely going bonkers about this moment actually
ecause firstly this is a narratively nice moment where Konoe realizes that he can improve and learn from his mistakes, and by helping them build a case against Owada he can start his long road to redemption. This is also the case for Zenkichi, since he is arresting the guy who kidnapped his fucking daughter, and making another step in the progress of avenging his wife by getting the killer locked up. It's great, i love it, ten out of ten scene.
But then i thought about the dialogue for a second and lost my marbles for a bit because of course i did.
Because where the hell does Konoe think Zenkichi's reference to him being a hero comes from? This is obviously referenced in the Calling Card, (villain who thinks he is a hero, flaunting a false sense of justice, etc) but its not really a comment to make while you're arresting someone and you are trying to sincerely make the situation clear to them, to motivate them to do what they are supposed to do for the greater good, if you dont know that a comment like that will have a profound effect on them. the only reason why i can see this being a referential jab from the calling card if Zenkichi is mocking him. But he didn't! this was a serious moment!
so does konoe realize that? i dont know, but i have the image of him unpacking this shit in therapy a year later and just 'I wanted to help others, to be a hero like those that i saw on TV... [this event hits him in the head after a year of not properly thinking about it] ...hold on.'
#rambling#<< true essence of this tag today#persona 5 strikers#akira konoe#zenkichi hasegawa#i have no idea if this is clever or makes sense. i am very wired on alcohol and pure autism#does anything make sense. who knows#anyways in my brain this leads to akira trying to desperately ask zenkichi what the hell he meant and why the fuck does he know that-#-inner lore of his psyche. his cognitive perception#chaotic confirmation time. or not. you can drag this out for a long bit
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One thing that becomes a little funny if you're thinking about the ways a trans reading of Marty interacts with canon is the fact that Doc is definitely guilty of some frustrating attitudes towards women over the course of the movies (particularly Part II), suggesting that he has so fully accepted the idea that Marty is a boy that he considers him exempt. Gender-affirming, trans-inclusive sexism.
#weirdly in character for doc though. so you know#also for like. my father. so i can confirm this is actually a type of guy that exists. somehow#anyways yes this is inspired in part by scribe's posts today about jennifer deserving better#which is true and correct but also always makes me think of. this#in other news i have have my two days of shock and mourning and now the bttf posting will resume/continue until morale improves#f: your future is whatever you make it
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#persona 4#p4#persona 4 arena ultimax#p4au#hanamura yosuke#yosuke hanamura#satonaka chie#amagi yukiko#hello i have spoken recently about how yosuke functions as the team's morale backbone#even when hes not around chie and yukiko think of him when they're frustrated or worried#consciously or otherwise they know they can turn to yosuke to cheer them up or at least alleviate some of their anxieties#chie calls yosuke because she needs to rant - even though she complains about how unserious he is she knows he can be relied on to listen#yukiko calls yosuke because she thinks he'll know whats going on with their friend - she sees HIM as the connected person in the group#i think its part yukiko seeing yosuke as yu's substitute and also part just... a general recognition that he's the most on the ball#and even when he doesnt know the answer#yukiko still finds comfort in hearing him talk#however yosuke sees himself i think its nonetheless true that his friends love him and depend on him!!!#and i love that so much guys#yosuke team wrangler but also team emotional support and just all around good friend confirmed!!!!#he's good with his queue
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He wanted to kill anyone who would try to hurt Ty. It was a very peculiar feeling.
#this is how protective kit is over ty in tda#can u IMAGINE what it will be like in twp???!!!#like bro#now we have a true confirmation that BOTH have romantic feelings for each other#and this makes it so much worse :(#they are gonna be pining and longing for each other so badly#JUST LET MY BABIES BE HAPPY CASSIE PLEASE :(#I can’t believe she is literally sat writing their romance#LIKE SOME ROMANTIC KITTY SCENES /ARE/ WRITTEN#THEY ARE OUT IN THE WORLD#AND WE CAN ONLY READ THEM IN 2 YEARS#god life is so unfair#*hacks cassie’s laptop*#kit herondale#ty blackthorn#kit x ty#kitty#the dark artifices#the wicked powers#tda#twp#tsc
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Along with Leola, it looks like Claudia might be autistic too.
(I don’t use Twitter so this screenshot isn’t mine. Someone might need to fact check this for me in case it’s fake but I’m pretty sure it’s real.)
#the dragon prince#tdp#tdp season 6#the dragon prince s6#tdp s6#claudia#tdp claudia#claudia tdp#Ik that sometimes creators and writers can have headcanons about the shows they work on that aren’t necessarily true too#so this isn’t 100% confirmed#but it’s still cool to see that there’s a high chance she might be or will turn out to be#but I think we can basically say this is canon right?
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