#I buy them blahaj's

[eribytevt]

I love blahaj <3

art by @erisaconitum (https://twitter.com/ErisAconitum)

[wavetapper]

I have a new bookcase now which means I finally have enough space to store all my plushies. and books I guess

[pjomakesyourkidsgay]

moving in | p. jackson

warnings: gn!reader, normal life au, soft!bf!percy

ଳ ‧₊˚ — you and percy decide to move in together in a small apartment after college

ଳ ‧₊˚ — living together was a huge decision you two took

ଳ ‧₊˚ — it was a little hard convincing sally but since you spend so much time at his house and vice versa, there wasn't much difference

ଳ ‧₊˚ — except for sally

ଳ ‧₊˚ — she gave the both of you a long sit-down talk on setting up mutual rules and other stuff

ଳ ‧₊˚ — but she was actually just stalling

ଳ ‧₊˚ — she trusts that you'll watch over percy for her and knows that her son will do the same for you

ଳ ‧₊˚ — moving out day was almost a cry-fest but we ignore that

ଳ ‧₊˚ — anyway sally and paul dip in sometimes to help in with decorating the place

ଳ ‧₊˚ — well. you and percy go ALL OUT and suddenly you're in ikea looking around at furniture and other household items

ଳ ‧₊˚ — you look away for literally 3 SECONDS and when you look back at your cart there are about 14 blahaj plushies swimming in it

ଳ ‧₊˚ — "percy we can't just buy the whole stock"

ଳ ‧₊˚ — "why not."

ଳ ‧₊˚ — "percy we came here for furniture"

ଳ ‧₊˚ — "but they're going to look so cute swimming around the place"

ଳ ‧₊˚ — he gives you sad wet puppy eyes

ଳ ‧₊˚ — he's so happy with the two you let him keep he holds on to them the whole trip around calling them your children

ଳ ‧₊˚ — he's so cute

ଳ ‧₊˚ — anyway you end up making your apartment sea themed

ଳ ‧₊˚ — because the ocean is pretty anyway

ଳ ‧₊˚ — as in your bed has blue covers and white pillows, there are sea shells (that he collects) on the shelves, and he literally goes out to get coral suncatchers

ଳ ‧₊˚ — percy also convinces you to get a fish

ଳ ‧₊˚ — you often find him talking to it 😭

ଳ ‧₊˚ — it doesnt die though so i guess that's a pro

[iliveforyouilongforyouvesuvia]

mini hc on what would happen if you took m6 to ikea? lol, i wonder who'd get lost in the infinite maze, who accidently summons valdemar trying to pronounce the name of a chair, who buys all the blahaj and who decides to act like they live in the display rooms, (i have been guilty of trying all of these), i've been watching for a long time but am now just getting the courage to ask you things lol. I love your writing <3

Yamper anon :3

The Arcana Mini-HCs: M6 at IKEA

Julian: somehow adopts the persona of a TV salesman and goes from display to display like they're different sets and genres

Asra: doesn't buy all the blahaj, just makes a pile of them in a corner and hides/dozes off in it while you do your shopping

Nadia: no longer allowed in ikea because last time it inspired a once-in-a-century Palace remodel and there's no more budget

Muriel: just wants to be done and go home. don't leave him unattended in the bedroom displays or he'll fall asleep standing up

Portia: accidentally summons something trying to read all the new words, quickly smacks it down with the nearest furniture

Lucio: falls behind at one point, chooses to stay in one spot and sulk until you come back for him so he can get pity points for getting lost

[the-blahaj]

should i steal from the rich and use the money to buy blahajs for every queer kid at my school

xx

as long as you arent outing them

[kittehxx]

I-I-… I bought a Blåhaj thinking I could put it in the livingroom… but the trans horde came and now they’re bashing in my windows… I’ve hidden in the closet… but I hear them sniffing…

There's a lesson to be learned here...

Always buy enough blahaj to share

[aziraphales-library]

hello I hope you're fine !Sorry about that. :(do you have any fics where crowley and aziraphale do everyday things?for example shopping together!go to the cinema ! so have a nice day and thx for watching this message !

Hi! You'll want the #slice of life tag. Here are some for you...

Celestial Fast Food by apparently_brooke (G)

As it's too late to go to a proper sit-down restaurant after a day out, Crowley and Aziraphale end up in a McDonald's Drive-thru _________________________ Not much plot really, but just a concept I thought would be fun to write :)

Crowley and Aziraphale go to IKEA and buy a Blahaj by UnusualSmooth32 (G)

Post bookshop burning, Azirphale decides to buy new desk lamps, given that his centuries-old ones are fire hazards - and Crowley, of course, gets roped into this. AKA - Aziraphale has a wonderful time at IKEA while Crowley contemplates every choice he's made that's led him up to this point while staring blankly into a cup of coffee, they then walk through the children's section and Crowley becomes quickly enamoured with a sharky friend.

All This and Heaven Too by Josephine_221B (

Aziraphale and Crowley go to get coffee and decide to indulge in a little moment of life by dancing in the rain. Not inspired but some vibes from All This and Heaven Too by Florence and the Machine

You'll Never Know by okjetaime (G)

"Crowley does like the act of consuming art. In those silent moments in the cinema, he can pretend that all those forbidden things inside him are caused by external factors. He can fool himself a bit that it’s not his fault. The thing is, Aziraphale seems to like pushing him into consuming them on an excessive amount, that he thinks maybe one day he’ll just die from overdosing on them." or Aziraphale takes Crowley to watch Casablanca, Crowley takes Aziraphale to watch the Shape of Water, and many, many other movie nights.

The Greatest Magician by SilvorMoon (G)

Crowley is being very mysterious today. He's planned a special date night for his beloved husband--a trip to see a trendy new stage magician--but he's clearly got something else up his sleeve as well...

A Good Look On You by Kat_Rowe (G)

The boys spend a day out on the town in London. Shopping, food, a museum, and a West End show planned for later. Not much plot, just two people who love each other very much enjoying their freedom.

- Mod D

[that-goose]

I went to IKEA to buy a Blahaj but apparently that one person from the math problems bought ALL of them that morning. I’m so sad :(

[maochira]

CAN YOU WRITE A SCENARIO WHERE READER BUYS BLAHAJ WITH KURONA AT IKEA BC KURONA IS LITERALLY SHARK-BOY HES LIKE A LITTLE CATSHARK

I love Kurona!!! Sorry this is super short,,

Requests are open! Masterlist

Tags: gn!reader, best friend!Kurona

-Kurona and you love to go to Ikea to take a look at all the rooms and sometimes even play pretend as a joke there

-you go to Ikea at least once a month

-Ikea trips are just super fun!! Lots of goofing around

-Kurona buys a Blahaj for himself EVERY SINGLE TIME. He has a collection of them at this point

-you own like three Blajahs because Kurona insisted on buying them for you

-you have small Blahajs that you carry in your school bags all the time as your emotional support Blahajs!!

[wheeloffortune-design]

heyhey weirdly specific thing, can I post the art in your pinned post for Mrs. Victoria Buys a Brothel to the sapphic art community on the blahaj Lemmy? (Lemmy is a smaller social media platform with a number of more isolated 'instances,' Blahaj Lemmy being one of them.) I really think the folks over there would like it, and I would link back to your post and credit you :>

Sorry, but no, don't repost my Mrs. Victoria art.

[your-local-hoemie]

Can i request childe and zhongli with s/o that has an army of plushies to sleep and cuddle with? S/o even names and take cares of every single one like their s/o's child 😭

Not me reading this while surrounded by my four blahaj’s and a 3ft llama plushy 💀

Sorry theses are kinda short, I’m struggling with Childe for some reason and I need to get back into the swing of writing ;-;

Warnings: fluff, gn!reader,swearing, tiny mention of the icky in childes, not proof read.

Characters: Childe, Zhongli.

Childe~

He’d never been over to your house before today so when you opened your bedroom door to reveal your bed practically COVERED in plushies he was surprised to say the least

Though his confusion quickly turns to amusement when you start introducing him to every single fucking one

“Oh Oh I can leave out (plush’s name) isn’t he just the cutest!?”

“Babe why didn’t you tell me I had competition..”

Absolutely gets kinda jealous when you choose to cuddle up with them instead of him-

Decides to buy a custom plush that looks like him for you

Actually had the balls to ask Scara if he can make one

Man almost died that day 💀

You end up playing into his “toy maker” facade for Teucer

Speaking of Teucer, he absolutely adores you!!

Childes heart melts whenever he see’e you both playing together~

It’s now a new ritual that you both choose the names for your new plushies!

One time it got so intense that you both ended up having a actual argument 💀

Overheard you ranting to all your plushies about it and thought it was adorable

Ended up holding a personal grudge against that one plush and death glares it whenever he see’s it-

Would absolutely be down to have tea parties!!

Even helps you choose fancy lil’ clothes if you like to dress them up!

You gave him one of those cute lil’ plushy keychains once that said “I love you” and he secretly keeps it on his person at all times~

Man adores you so being the sugar daddy he is you can rest assured he’ll gladly fuel your addiction

He just likes seeing your pretty face light up whenever you gain a new baby to cherish

If you’re sick or he has to go away for a while he’ll gather you and all the plushies together and sternly tell them to look after you for him!

Actually grew a habit of asking you how “the kids” are whenever he gets home!

If you’re having spicy time though he’ll refuse to do it in the same room as them 💀

He’ll never admit it but he’s grown to see them as actual children and the thought of “tainting” is unbearable hdjfjfif

If you’re away on commissions for a few days or weeks he’ll absolutely like to sleep around them when he misses you too much!

Zhongli~

Actually found it a little creepy at first 💀

“My dear these are simply stuffed toys, why do you treat them like a human child?”

Scold this mf

After a while of seeing how happy you get around them he starts to warm up!

Still doesn’t quite understand it but he thinks you’re adorable and your happiness is everything to him!

He once caught you telling your plushies about him while giggling and hugging onto to them and couldn’t help but let out a chuckle

You really are too cute sometimes

Man’s actually really good at choosing names!!

He’ll also give them backstories and important roles!

Has a select few he actually really likes and has secretly decided to promote them to your “protectors”

Tells you that he’s made sure they’ll keep you safe from any nightmares when he can’t ;-;

You convinced him to have a tea party with you and all your plushies once!

He’ll die before he admits it but he actually got excited!

Brought out his fanciest tea set for ya’ll!

Somehow ended up with a tiara on?

Xiao happened to appear behind him ti discuss something and the look on both of their faces was the funniest thing you’ve ever seen

Absolutely MORTIFIED

“W-what are you- I apologise it seems I’ve caught you at a bad time”

“No! I mean I was just showing Y/N how to properly prepare tea..cough”

They never spoke a word of it again

When you had to leave for a while you gave him gave him precise instructions on how to care for every single one

Followed them to the fucking letter

Discretely of course~

Told them all about his day and scolded himself when he caught himself asking them to tell you all about it when you got home

You’ve definitely brought out a more innocent child-like side to him and it’s precious!

Something about the way you show so much love and compassion to such simple objects warms his heart so much

He doesn’t really get jealous but he will be a little pouty if you choose to cuddle up to them while sleeping instead of him

When he asks granny Shan to make you a doll that looked like him for when you missed him he couldn’t help but get flustered with her teasing calling you “young love birds”

When he saw how you hugged it and gave the plush kisses all over its face before proceeding to do the same to him he felt so much pride!

Though don’t expect it to be a constant thing

He’s still broke asf 💀

I’m back at requests again!! Work should be a lot less intense now the coronation in the uk is over so more time to indulge in my Genshin addiction!

Early sleep for me now uwu

[cristinaecho]

Getting ready for Pride this weekend and I've just received the COOLEST collection of stickers EVER!!!

@bacolotl is just great and I love these little sharks so much!!

Link to buy them here:

Go get them!!!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Happy Pride everyone🌈

[puppygirlgirldick]

i got a squishmallow to give to my niece for her birthday and holy fuck this thing is so soft i wanna buy like 30 of these and make a puppy bed out of them. it's softer than my blahaj i didn't even know that was scientifically possible

[brightgreendandelions]

i might have to evict Helium (my new blahaj) from my bed :(

he is still a dusty(?) from getting shipped in a cardboard box, and i think i might be a little allergic to him 0_0

am i supposed to wash them just after buying? but doesn't that require cutting him open and removing all the stuffing first??

(i just wiped him with a wet cloth so far, but it didn't seam to help...)

[talenlee]

A Year of Blahaj

You know I feel like I don’t talk about my work enough. Or rather that now as part of a sprawling internet presence that covers a bunch of different platforms and front ends, I don’t feel like I talk that much about the individual components of that very often. I rarely reflect on what I’ve done and how good a job I did doing it, whatever it was. Which is funny because when I’m looking for stuff to write about, it seems a pretty obvious thing to do, because I’m one of the topics I have complete control over and can’t get copyright struck over. After all, things I create, myself, are entirely and surely under my control and I don’t have to worry about things like copyright law for my own work, right?

Right?

Let’s talk about this blahaj sticker I drew.

This sticker, which you can buy at Redbubble, if you want, and if you see me at a convention you probably can buy one off me for a dollar, too. It’s a fun little sticker!

The original genesis for the Blahaj sticker was a joke I remembered making on twitter. I’m not linking the source material any more, but it was a joke I made, off-handedly, as with many one-off jokes I made on the regular. It was like many such jokes on twitter, where it was both made into an open space where anyone could see it, and also, made without much forethought. I threw it out there and off it went, and a thousand retweets and six thousands like later, I thought that it was a funny idea, and I should do something with it.

I doodled it in my notebook, then took a photo of that doodle. I sent the photo to my copy of GIMP, then used the vector pen tool to simplify the design, which is how I make most of my ‘drawing’ designs. When the drawing was done, I coloured a few versions and put it up on Redbubble for people to buy, imagining that it would be, like many of my other designs, something someone would say ‘oh I want that on a shirt’ and then never bought the shirt.

How’d that work out?

Well, one year later, here’s how it looks:

I sold 278 designs across the year. Of those, 199 of the designs sold are of Blahaj, and of those, 189 of the designs are the trans flag design of Blahaj. It’s not quite ⅔ of my sales, but pretty close. It would not be inappropriate to say that my Redbubble store sells Blahaj stickers. For perspective my next most popular designs are Cassowary and my Demon Core design, which each sold five products in a year.

This is pretty cool, I made a joke, people liked it, I drew a thing based on that joke, and people liked it, and people bought it.

Cool!

Right?

Right?

That’s it, right?

Well, no of course it’s not it, because my joke, made in a vacuum, was not made in a vacuum. Just in the same way that several hundred thousand people all made the joke ‘But Doctor, I am Dril,’ because we all love a good Pagliacci joke, I was not the first person to make a ‘friend of blahaj’ joke. Turns out somone else had, too, and that person was a trans woman with a much smaller following.

And it didn’t go viral when she did it.

I hadn’t seen it, I didn’t know about it, but the thing is, people she knew did see my tweet, and shared them and that result was getting to see, months later, some stranger – a boy, no less – being retweeted making the joke she did. She was, naturally, upset by this, and pretty reasonably, at first, thought that I had copied her.

There’s a science to how tweet virality works. Or rather, there’s a science to how tweet virality couldn’t work. If you have zero followers, your tweets won’t go viral, because the network of people around you are limited. This is a thing my classmates learned the awkward way. Back in the class, we were trying to make something digital as a product, like a podcast or a web gallery or something like that. What one group wanted to make was, as part of their marketing degree, a ‘viral tweet.’ They took a picture of one of our professors and shared it to their twitter account and then instructed the rest of the class to retweet it.

Now, this didn’t mean anything. This didn’t go anywhere, because that classroom was full of students who had exactly as many followers on twitter as were contained in that studio, minus the ones they thought were icky. This was not connecting to anyone or anything with a broad following, no way to escape the environment of the small community they had. I know that when I was sharing tweets, if I didn’t have a ‘big’ follower near me, or a chain of follows to a big follower, I wasn’t ever going to get my stuff in front of a large enough number of people.

Anyway, it’s just one of those things that twitter promises, numbers and values and the way our brains respond to them. Either way, it meant my goofy tweet, and the image associated with it, made someone feel shitty. And even if it wasn’t what actually happened, it’s still a pattern that so often happens: Someone monetising the work of trans people.

I wound up talking to her and buying her a pizza. Since falling off twitter, I don’t know what’s going on with her. I hope she’s doing okay.

But!

It did make me mindful that sure, while this is a joke I made and art I made and then art I converted into a saleable form, this is still a product that is ultimately about and for the trans community. And sometimes, the money it’s made has been useful for paying for things like food and rent, and that’s not a small matter, but sometimes it’s sold really well and I’ve had, functionally, just… well, money that I would normally spend on something like a board game or whatever.

In deference to the community that’s responsible for the joke, and that inspired the art, I gave a chunk of the Blahaj money to a queer-as-in-not-made-up-of-cis-gay-men anarchist co-op I trust. I didn’t give it to a charity with a big name, because I know those are often fraught with bad experiences for people and I didn’t want to give it to just some random ‘queer’ project because those so often are thoughtless outputs for people who can raise money. I wasn’t giving a lot so I wanted to maximise it.

Make no mistake, by the way: I was trying to buy away guilt that didn’t make sense. I know I haven’t done anything wrong, and I also think that artists getting paid for their art is good. It’s not even non-queer creators monetising queer work, because I’m a queer artist. There are a lot of justifications I could give for how I shouldn’t feel guilty.

But I do.

So, sometimes I spend this money on other people who I know have it harder than I do because of their access to things based on how their gender is valued in our society. I can’t say it’s an incredibly well reasoned moral framework and I don’t even know if it makes me feel better but I think it’s part of the story of this sticker I drew. How apparently, the ‘support’ this sticker offers, the art made for people who wanted it, is in my mind, is Just More Cis Bullshit.

Thanks for buying my sticker if you liked it.

Check it out on PRESS.exe to see it with images and links!

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Buy you a Blahaj

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Depression relapsing

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Cool Fish

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Accept my offer

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