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It’s a shame pneumonia means what it does because it would be such a pretty name

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Bites you

Jokes on you, I’m a multiyear winner of the “Least Bitable People in America” contest due to my oddly bitter taste and uncomfortable demeanor

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The little English people in muffins are so scrumdidlyuptious

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Granola please

And you’re not going to bite my hand… right?

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100% do it

it’s 2:16 am should i get in drag for no reason

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Just realized granola is like dog food in the best way possible way. Like I can just pour it out and eat it? Bonkers

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"Am I gay?" tests are so funny to me because all I can think of are people who say yes to "Are you attracted to the same gender?" and then are utterly shocked when the test tells them they are, in fact, gay.

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Why he anaconda don’t when no bun?

Snake don’t like bread.

Why Troy, ‘boy toy’ USED to live in Detroit?

Is Troy, big as a tower, ‘boy toy’ too big for Detroit?

Where will he live.

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They really ought to make more duck shaped boobie traps to confuse those who will inevitably shout “DUCK” to their comrades when being boobied

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hey did anyone hear ab wait sorry hold on bite kill die bite bite die kill kill kill die bite bite die bite die die ok sorry what was i saying

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HONK HONK! trick or treat? :>

HONKKKKK!!! Trick please :>

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HONK HONK! trick or treat? :>

HONKKKKK!!! Trick please :>

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Am I your nonbinary catboy girlfriend😇😇

..who are you?

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You’re silly

I would never, I’m the most serious person on earth. When people see me all the joy is sucked out of their bodies and they start doing their taxes.

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I went to IKEA to buy a Blahaj but apparently that one person from the math problems bought ALL of them that morning. I’m so sad :(

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YOURE BACK???? HI

HIIIIIIII I donno if im posting again or not but I missed peeps:P

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How would a bear even use bear spray they haves no hands?!?!?