#I ate some cake also

[dreamerwriternstargazer]

So…

I accidentally tipped a bottle of fizzy over onto one of my students because I got distracted and forgot to put the lid back on and while I was struggling to rush the painting for my GCSE student she walked in just as I was finally fixing it up

….today was A Day ™️

[lesbiancolumbo]

guys i’m old. also my niece redecorated my wedding outfit

[atopvisenyashill]

Since it's summer and hot as fuck what ice cream, smoothie, and popsicle flavors would asoiaf characters like?

first of all yes it IS hot as fuck my god i have to walk like a mile to work (and a mile back obviously) and it always feel like so much longer because i'm walking along a busy street that has NO FUCKING TREES it's hell, there is never any goddamn cloud coverage, i smell so fucking bad by the time I get to work alksjdf

ANYWAYS.

Sansa - obvious answer here is something lemony, I think she'd really like a nice, sweet lemon sorbet

Arya - arya actually also likes lemons, but given she's younger and also Siblings Don't Like Copying Each Other, i think she'd like orange creamsicle stuff. like you know that new wendy's frosty? i think she'd bankrupt ned eating those

Robb - robb is a good boy and he likes rocky road because it's an easy flavor that everyone has no matter where they go but it's also Not A Boring Flavor so he doesn't look like a square

Theon - theon will tell everyone that he really likes pistachio ice cream (because nuts, yes he does always make ball jokes) but in actuality he's a lil instagram girlie and he goes fucking wild for those delicate flower flavored things like lavender, rose, hibiscus, etc, and no one but robb and sansa know

Tyrion - he strikes me as a rum flavor guy, I remember him commenting a lot on the taste of the ales and beers and how he likes them a lil thick, so I bet he'd love a thick rum ice cream smoothie that you gotta go crazy on the straw with

Stannis - he likes french vanilla. sometimes he adds a cherry.

Davos - this is me projecting but since he grew up poor, i'm giving him part of my grandma's life (lmao) where the Local Sweet Shop lets his mom bring home leftovers so he hates most common flavors now bc that was dinner BUT he goes ham on a regional flavor. you know like the superman flavor in the midwest or tiger tail in canada, hokey pokey in i think australia? something like that that's a swirl of three really weird flavors

Shireen - she goes for sundaaaaaes baby, she loves getting funky with it with Patchface. Every time they go in one of those ice cream shops where you can add a million toppings, she loses her mind and spends like $40 for the two of them

Brienne - Butterscotch and she gets so self conscious whenever people are like "isn't that just caramel" NO there's an important flavor difference!

Catelyn - something maple flavored that was really easy to get in the riverlands but because they don't have that sort of tree in the north, it's a rare treat.

[ad-astra-per-aspera-1389]

HELP I'M LOSING MY MIND OVER BREE AND CHASE (SIBLINGS, PEOPLE, DON'T BE WEIRD) AND SO WOULD I

SOMEBODY MAKE AN EDIT BC I DON'T KNOW HOW TO

[literateowl]

🎄🎁 Ho, ho, ho, my Tarlos friend,

A festive gift I’d like to send!

With holiday fluff and cheer galore,

And cozy scenes you’ll soon adore.

To make it shine, I’d love to know,

What’s your favorite holiday show?

Or song, or food, or decoration,

That brings you joy and celebration? 🎶🎄

A therapy scene, all light and sweet,

With Tarlos moments pure and neat—

In winter’s warmth, or New Year’s light,

Your wish will guide my pen just right!

Merry thoughts and festive glee,

Your Secret Santa, soon to be! 🎅🏽✨

Omg hi Secret Santa this is adorable ❤️

For shows my favorites are the Charlie Brown series, The Nightmare before Christmas, It's a Wonderful Life, and Klaus on Netflix is the newest addition to my favorites list.

For food and drinks my favorites are spiced apple cider and all the special cookies and sweets (my aunt loves to bake all of those and then shows up with multiple large boxes and containers, it's a little astounding how many cookie recipes she has)

For decorations, the lights and poinsettia flowers are my favorite. I love to go to a massive light display and walk or drive around it and drink hot chocolate

Ok I think that's it. Thank you 😊

[killjoy-prince]

My ANYC haul

I bought some spicy stuff which you can see under the cut

[emometalhead]

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[quenthel]

filleted a flounder today but the meat yield was pathetic (i never done this before and the fish was small). fried it w some salt and lemon juice and i gotta say... this is a tasty as fuck fish

[ppulverse]

i had therapy today and she asked me about my bday and i was like you know what. it was actually a good one. the best one i've had in the past few years i'd say. so i was happy about that

[thelittlebeekeeper]

I baked a bit tonight for a beach picnic I'm having with my pals tomorrow and I forgot how nice it is to bake!! I haven't in a few years because work makes me think I have no energy when I actually do. could be making treats more often!!

[pipedreame]

late to say it but it was my birthday today :)

[magiefish]

--Catch the flu

--Go to bed

--Feel hungry

--Get up and eat some cake

--Cake makes you feel sick

--Go back to bed

--Still hungry???

[miauwing]

🫠🩷🪩

[escapistcatontheinternet]

420 hell today

[fandom-blackhole]

Went to a river with a small waterfall today with some friends. It was a great time, we got pho for lunch and drive in my friend's convertible.

Downside? Bitch is sunburnt......hopefully it'll be faded by tomorrow and not hurting :(

[whumpfish]

Conversely, what happened to me during a recent trip with my dad, whose attitude toward my need for plant-based food to keep my gut from murdering me is "I think your diet is stupid so I'm going to ignore it:"

Whumpee has an inflammatory condition, Crohn's, leaky gut, fibro, ME/CFS, pretty much anything myalgic, and/or a severe nut allergy. They need food quickly, and they need food that will stay in them long enough to get nutritional value from it. But the people they've ended up with think not eating meat and dairy is dumb, so there are no alternatives available, and when whumpee asks, they're told no, and also they shouldn't "make a scene" by asking about their food or food allergies.

Whumpee ends up eating expired-by-two-years cans of beans out of the back of the pantry because their "caretakers"/"hosts" don't get that plant based doesn't mean only fruits and vegetables, and assume they'll be fine on celery and berries for infinity with no significant source of protein. And allergies means no peanut or almond butter, so the multiple jars of those in the house are no help.

Too weak to go get their own, and with no courier service in their area (or universe!), whumpee has to resign themselves to what they're given, whatever they're given, and quietly sit through the consequences later. Hellish cramps, in the bathroom for hours, nausea, pain spikes, maybe an allergic reaction (which means induced nausea because all epi-pens do is keep your airways open).

Whump scenario I just thought of-

Something happens where someone needs food quickly. Maybe they haven't eaten in too long, maybe there's something dangerously wrong with their blood sugar, maybe they puked up all their food, maybe they fainted.

But it happens in the house of some vegan Karen in her 40s- all the food in house is sugar free, dairy free, unprocessed, zero calories. So the karen looks at her teenage kids and goes, "If any of you have some kind of secret snack stash, now would be the time."

They end up with three different opened packs of chips, a pack of oreos, three chocolate eclairs and a full liter bottle of cherry cola.