#I asked

[paracosmicat]

my friend who doesn't watch miraculous made this when I showed them their designs

[apollos-boyfriend]

having a roommate whose major is furniture design is so funny because sometimes you wake up and there’s now a brand new fully functional chair in the living room. how did that get here. none of us have cars. the furniture building is a 40 minute walk from our dorm. what the fuck happened.

[the-real-jason-todd-not-dead]

Today on Damian has too many cats

[bytepilled]

no one asked but i answered

[s0fias]

All my writing plans for the day are contingent upon whether my dog is willing to leave my lap….

[oreo-creampie]

Not my love texting me is coming to get me, getting me some meaty, messy nachos. It’s not that part but the part where he says if I leave a bite on my plate he is bending me over his lap and turning my my tan ass cheeks red as a punishment

[swimmingclass1978]

"Regulus has an ED" "Reg has a difficoult(?) relationship with food so he's thin-"

He has an ass

And thighs

I need this for the plot

He can have an ED but the pear figure stays on

Let my man be chubby and healthy.

What are you allergic to healthy bodies?

Make both reg and lily chubby bc james has a type you cant possibly deny it.

(Talking about trans reg ofc)

(A cis one can have an ass to no one will get hurt)

He can sit on my face

[i-need-of-a-hobby]

EVERYONE MY FUCKING EVOLUTION PROFESSOR HAS READ ALL THE YOUNG DUDES IM CRYING

[burnt-to-cynders]

Alright, time to actually make one of these for real, since this is looooong overdue. Hi! I'm Cynthia! I'm...a lot of things, and I struggle to describe them without it feeling inadequate! I play games, I write software for a living, I write non-software things for fun occasionally, I'm wildly horny, neurodivergent, a massive nerd who constantly wishes she knew more about everything.

Property of: @synthbang and @stalesweetrolls

Owner of: @voiddragonnova

Let's start with some ID stuff, I'm a transfem(Feb 5th tranniversary), I go by she/fae/it pronouns. My friends call me any fun variation of my name they can come up with, like Cyn, Cyndy, Cyndicate, etc. If we're mutuals, we're friends :3. I'm white, American(New England), poly, t4t, atheist, wildly sapphic, and physically, but not visibly, disabled.

As for interests, I've got literal dozens. Gaming, anime, manga, movies, writing, reading, music, pole dancing, ttrgps, game design, hiking, conservation, activism, fashion, just to name a few, each of which splinters into dozens of little sub-interests. Ask me a dragonball question, I dare you.

Actually, ask me any kind of question. Asks are open all the time and so are anons. Go wild ya horny fools

FOLKS WHO ARE NOT WELCOME (DNIs)

Minors

Seriously, minors, this blog is very horny

Ageless blogs

Sissy kink blogs

Race and ageplayers

SIDEBLOGS

I have two sideblogs atm, although in actuality there's just one that's even remotely active.

@den-of-cyn is where I used to do my hornyposting. The big thing that's there now is the pinned post with a list of my kinks, for those of you interested in the horny side of the Cynner. The account got flagged as NSFT and I haven't been able to get that revoked yet, and moreover I decided to stop worrying about it and just started posting horny on main anyway. There's quite a few good ones on there that I haven't reblogged to here, and a few pics I haven't reposted, so if you somehow don't get enough horny nonsense on this page, you can always go there to see some vintage Cyn >:3

@thebookofcyn is my writing sideblog. It's where all my original stuff will one day live, when I get the spoons to put all my old stuff on it. It is SFT FOR NOW, IT WILL NOT BE IN THE FUTURE! Soon there will be a pinned post there explaining my tags and how to find stories. I'm hoping to post more there as time goes on and I actually embrace this hobby more.

TAGS

I layer my tags and usually don't do content tags, and I don't tag reblogs except to do responses. The tags that mean things on this blog are as follows:

#cynposting - Any post by me that has text outside of tags, including reblog replies. Searching this tag will get you everything I've written in text on this blog.

#cynful thoughts - Any post I think is horny. You can filter for this post if you want to see me being a degenerage, or filter it out if you'd rather not.

#pics of the cynner - Any picture of myself, pretty self explanatory. Most are accompanied by #cynful thoughts

#Cyn fits - pics of myself taken specifically to show off an outfit and explain why I chose it for that day.

#I asked - Reblog of an ask that I sent someone

#ask and ye shall receive - Tag for when I answer an ask

#get tagged idiot - Tag for when the only content of a post is me @ -ing someone in the reblog.

#pinned post - Last one, tag for the previous pinned posts I've made. This should be the last one. In theory.

And that's it!!!! For now. Probably. I'm a wordy bitch, so I expect this'll get longer and longer.

[httpiastri]

i find it quite embarassing how sometime I GIGGLE when I see jmc content. man is just so charming and his story is so admirable. he looks like the type would keep his s/o safe IDK JUST BASED ON HIS ENERGY AND VIBES

(no one ask but I have to let this out once, thank God the anon feature is a thing)

i relate to this SO MUCH. what is it about pepe that makes me giggle for real ?? i don't get it ???? sure it happens sometimes with other drivers too but with pepe it's like 99.9% of the time 😶 something about him is just way too adorable i guess?? my body can't handle it???

but yes he's so so charming, such a sweetheart. so kind and gentle and :(( oh and 100% feels like he would do his best to keep his s/o safe, like we've talked before about his love language being acts of service and 🥺 i rlly see him as the type to always take care of his partner when sick, buy them whatever they need, give them massages, etc.... and why do i have a thought abt him being pretty protective and easily jealous? 😭

[bearyeet10]

THE GREATEST SONG EVER MADE

[dinosaurwithablog]

POST SEASON STANTON DOES IT AGAIN!!! I can't believe it!! I said to my dog that Giancarlo Stanton is gonna hit a home run and get Juan Soto home for his birthday and give us the lead because i need the endorphins, and he did it again!! This is the third time that I've said that, and he did it!!! Spectacular!! I LOVE POST SEASON STANTON!!! 😍Let's go Yankees!!!!!

POST SEASON STANTON DOES IT AGAIN!!! A 2 RUN HOMER TO TAKE THE LEAD AND GET JUAN SOTO HOME FOR HIS BIRTHDAY!!! I LOVE GIANCARLO!!! ❤️

The Dodgers pitcher, Flaherty, doesn't look happy about this turn of events.

[thepineapplering]

trick or treat! 👻

Hi Erin, you get this gorgeous old tv set

[deardarlingthings]

Found Family Ted and Jamie anyone?

I'm finally writing mine!!:

'Doing the right thing is never the wrong thing. Sometimes that means you have to stick your nose where it doesn't belong. So what would've happened if Ted had stepped in, father to father that fateful night when Manchester City won, and relegated AFC Richmond?

We all have our battles, what are you willing to fight for?

tagging @prettyevermores @redstringoffate-101 @allghostsfromhereonout @itsybitsybiderman @russmindjk20 because y'all got the ball moving on my original post❤️💙

[sosoribro]

hey "who asked" mfs wyd when he pulls up