#I apologise.

[kkujo]

Aki would let you hit. In the back of his Honda Acc- *sniper takes me out*

i want to bend him over the hood of that gay fucking car.

[rioblitzle]

working retail

[tragicsiblings]

— (insp)

[sadclowncentral]

my friends held an intervention for me to "stop asking intimidately specific questions". i tried to explain that i am just a good listener but there is apparently "a line between follow-up questions during small talk and interrogation tactics that gets crossed sometimes". turns out my curious nature is "scaring the hoes"

[stormagedoom]

Keanu Reeves and Ben Schwartz redraw as Sonic and Shadow

CAN'T WAIT FOR THE MOVIE BUT I HAVE TO WAIT TILL NEXT WEEK 💔

[f-misc]

Captain America: Brave New World

the framed photos on the shelves in sam's office

highest shelf: sam and riley eye-level shelf: sam and bucky lower shelf: sarah, sam and torres     

[palettepainter]

Trust me. The explosion was a bad dream. The explosion was a bad dream and doey is going to wake up and everyone will be fine and they will just be asleep and everything is o-

(if this gets enough attention I'll make a part two-)

[justarandomart]

no! no shoes on the counter

[prlssprfctn]

Jason Todd arrives to the Gotham after being brought back alive for the first time, and while building up his career as Red Hood, visits Harvey Dent in the Arkham. They talk in a surprising peace, discuss this and this, and Jason even shares some of his insane ass lore, because, honestly, who is going to believe Harvey Dent?

And no one doesn't.

But there is a problem. The next time Bruce Wayne visits Harvey, Harvey randomly drops a bomb on him by saying that he is so, so glad that their Jaylad is back, and he grew up so much, looks so much like Bruce now! He even tries to assure him that, you see, yeah, Jason was dead, but he crawled out of his grave, and then, the Lazarus Pit fixed him!

Bruce thinks Harvey finally had reached the end of his line. Like, low-key, the last stage of insanity.

Harvey: God, he is still so well-mannered. I feel so pleased that he came to visit old me first, though. I always thought I was his favourite over you.

Bruce, laughing awkwardly, while asking the medics to add some new medicine to Harvey: Ahaha, yeah, that sounds like our Jaylad.

Harvey: Super happy for him, seriously. I mean, look at him, getting himself a new career as a Red Hood. That's our son. Feel a little bit bitter that he is into Al Ghuls family now, but that's fine.

Bruce, frowning, because Harvey isn't supposed to know about Al Ghuls and their connection to Lazarus Pit or about Red Hood: Uh, had J-Jason said something else to you?

Harvey: Oh, damn, we spoke for the whole night. He was pissed at you, though. Like, for the Tim guy, whoever he is.

Bruce, turning to the doctors: ...Maybe, uh, give me the same pills you gave him. I feel like I need it, too.

[tyquu]

Wuh oh- Kabru doodles

[yellowistheraddest]

LOOK THEY'RE BOTH WORLD FAMOUS BLONDE CHEFS WHO TRAVEL AND HAVE AN AESTHETIC RELATED TO FLAMES, THEY ARE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[somewhereincairparavel]

jason is the most wattpad y/n ever bc he ties his platinum blonde locks into a messy bun and he stares at ppl with his electric icy blue orbs and gets sold to wolves by his mom

[headsaw]

is it an illegal manoeuvre to draw fanart of ur own fic?

[bovineblogger]

im sad and dissapointed that you endorse eating cows, fuck u

hi! i can tell that you care about animals. you want to help them. thats awesome! thats so good!

this is the wrong way to do it, okay? animal agriculture is a cornerstone of human society. it existed long, long before us and it will exist long, long after. shaming people for eating cows will not end it. in fact, animal agriculture is the reason we have cows at all! and thats super special!

so, how can you help?

if you want cows to live long healthy lives, the easiest way to help is to support smaller local farmers! shaming anyone that eats meat not only does nothing to help animals, it keeps the power n money with all the big wealthy farming conglomerates that do actually mistreat animals!

cussing at people that advocate for animal welfare and humane farming practice helps no one. by behaving like this, you are harming your image, you are harming your cause, and you are harming cows. donate to the spca or something if you want to help, okay?

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[pigeonpalacade]

She's homing on my land, she aing on my train

[noodles-and-tea]

Oh Polly….