#I am the literal worst
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thinking about how this movie couldāve ended like any other superhero movie where they go their separate ways before teasing some future threat
but instead it ended with wade calling out loganās name romcom-style, and them living a happy domestic life together with their newly adopted dog
#and a daughter and wadeās mom#they literally saved each other#THEY SAVED EACH OTHER#quite literally the final line in the film#and now their lives revolve around each other#literally picture perfect happy ending to me#but i also dont want it to end bcuz i need them to come back TOGETHER#i am so insane about them okay#these thoughts hit me in the late hours#and i canāt sleep till i post#poolverine#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool & wolverine#deadclaws#deadpool x wolverine#logan howlett#wade wilson#deadpool 3#worst wolverine
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On one hand, Young Justice is kind of neglected by the actual superheroes that should be looking out for them in a lot of crucial ways and very much failed by the adults around them
But on the other hand Red Tornado straight up hosts a parent-teacher conference where their respective legal guardians all show up, barring Batman whoās in traffic so Nightwing fills in instead because Robinās dad does not know heās a vigilante which is objectively hilarious
#Superboy does not have a name and his ass is constantly getting groomed like Clark please take a more active role in his life#And all of these guys need a healthy interaction with their respective legacies that does not involve heroing#Take them out for lunch! Play a video game with them! Let them be a kid around you without getting criticized!#Red Tornado had barely reconnected with his own humanity and heās taken a more active role in being like they are safe happy and learning#compared to the people who literally are the reason they exist in the first place#and is the only one who seems to recognize their potential and ability as a team! and he wants others to know that!#and itās kind of heartbreaking because the JLA should be paying attention to them and noticing how they succeed and instead just show up#at the worst possible time and take things out of context and criticize them and bestie I bet you they are a lot better of a hero#than *you* were at 14-16 because they actually are going out and making a difference and saving people#but the ones who should support them the most are barely there for them at all#someone give these kids healthy and appropriate emotional support I am begging you#yj#young just us#young justice#yj98#bart allen#tim drake#kon el#conner kent#superboy#robin#dc impulse#cassie sandsmark#wonder girl#cissie king jones#arrowette#greta hayes#slobo dc#empress#anita fite
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i feel like people are sleeping on the occam's razor situation of how buckwild it is to outright accuse a guy of being a clone of your friend even if you DO have a lot of circumstantial evidence. there's other options is what im saying. they could just be like. a guy. that's a sensible deduction. you should explore that deduction. ignore my shirt that reads I <3 RED HERRINGS.
i still think odile has the correct theory on lock but she's smart enough to know it needs like... a real smoking gun to be able to bring it up without sounding insane.
anyway. (mirabelle voice) i know its rude to speculate but has anyone else noticed the grieving? they seem to be grieving. does anyone have any thoughts on the grieving? i have some thoughts on the grieving.
#[isabeau voice] am i insane or does sometimes loop talk like they might have killed their whole family. is that just me? just checking.#nille design highly inspired by @kiwibrain's since its the one that imprinted in my mind. liberties taken since i didnt look @ reference#anyway i have a lot more thoughts on this? i guess ill hide them in the tags...? scroll down i suppose.#isat#in stars and time#isat spoilers#in stars and time spoilers#isat act 6 spoilers#isat loop#isat siffrin#isat bonnie#isat nille#isat fanart#in stars and time fanart#doodlebyte#----------------------------------------------------------------------#anyway the extra thoughts. are literally just my general thoughts on postcanon. (and thus are the context for all of my postcanon doodles!)#which is i think nille joins the party before loop reappears for a start (either from a period of nonexistence or just wandering around)#and that like. i think the party should be able to integrate loop as a completely new person. because they are! the secrecy isn't great but#They and Siffrin shuffle into different ecological niches in the party (eg. i think sif is more squeamish after it all but loop isnt)#and while it's not *exactly* what Loop wanted they get that beggars can't be choosers. and its pretty good#(i am glossing over how i think loop's reappearence drags both them and siffrin into a massive behavioural backslide and is likely a bit#distressing to watch go down. cycle of argument -> lovebombing -> normalcy -> repeat. etc etc. but since they are no longer literally#stewing in the worst pressure cooker of all time they do resolve it via productive conversation on their own time. its fine)#the party well-meaningly tries to deduce things from loop's vagueries and are able to pin down the DEAD FAMILY vibe pretty quickly.#but eventually the question of their prior identity falls by the wayside because well! they're just their friend loop! (also change belief)#as for how The Truth Come Out... this is what i mean by The Isabeau Torment Nexus(tm). which is that i think... isiloop should almost occur#BEFORE isabeau knows who loop is. he's just genuinely charmed by them eventually and tries to close the open end of the polycule#which FREAKS LOOP THE FUCK OUT because thats just too genuinely sick and wrong. and obviously w emotions high its not a great confrontation#ANYWAY told u i had more thoughts. if i were normal itd be a text post but.
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i love when ppl draw bumblebee like the happy little creachure he is but also i love when people draw bumblebee like he's had 500 beers in the last 1 hour and still the pain won't even ebb
#bonus when they do both by making him just utterly psychotic but he smiles so no one notices#i am a shameful idw bee enjoyer but like in the tired af ppl pleasing libra girl who needs a therapist so fking bad but#has 700000 billion duties and 900000000 billion expectations and mean bitches in his ear telling him hes stupid#sense#and not the he feels like an officer sense like no my queen is just a teachers pet doing her best which is her worst im afraid#anyways i love bee hes very indignant and a bitch but also im gonna stand beside her sorry#u do not understand how powerful it was to give him a cane . a literal crutch to hold onto to feel stronger even when ratchet says he doesnt#have to anymore but yet bee still insists bcs he doesnt have time for the repairs itll take when others cannot survive#and 2 it comforts him with support and also power and so he cradles it close with the idea of him being weak & needing smthing else#to make him strong#even tho at this point it's rlly just for comfort but he cant afford to allow himself to have comfort when others cant#or dont need it in his heroism ideals (specifically optimus being seen as so much stronger than him)#optimus also had bee tho. had him. but bee is so self conscious he just sees all his failures surrounding optimus & views himself not a#crutch to lean on but a crutch to optimus' character#he rlly needed rodimus and his fiery upbeat persona so they could fake it till they made it together and he left & fucking exploded#(in bees eyes)#like idk im just obsessed with this little tryhard loser#he islike a sad little clingy mother who refuses to think herself as human. she is just mother. lives off evrryones accomplishments#never her own#idk like hes so interesting tonme i want to kill him teehee#chew on him like sponge cak#bumblebee#transformers#tf bumblebee#tf idw#idw#tf#????#maccadam#i hate not knowing waht tag to use
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baron my best friend, my enemy, my worst fear, my beloved, best thing to come out of this show, true vision of a worst nightmare and most importantly riz gukgaks fake romantic partner that he made up in a pure moment of asexual panic Iām so glad youāre back please leave forever
#i am losing my mind#baron from the baronies I love you forever youāre literally the worst and you suck#brenan lee mulligan I will find you and I will kill you I swear to god#dimension 20#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year
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need the historical romance girlies to go back to their roots and read forever amber (1944)
#forever amber#kathleen winsor#it's SO serious y'all. five star book and it didn't even have to make me cry i'm going to think about it for the rest of my life#amber is the ubermensch of unlikable female characters and i am obsessed with her. worst woman in the world. wife city.#there's a terrifying section set during the plague where she has to nurse her Main Lover (horrible dude. hate his guts) back to life#two of the nurses sent to help die of plague then right when the horrible man gets better amber also gets sick#so they get a third nurse who is willing to murder them both to get their money so horrible dude murders her first#the plague section is soooo tense and scary it's almost a novella in itself. wonderful writing and detail#kathleen winsor read 365 books about restoration england and was painting diagrams of houses and dresses#ma'am i'm sorry i think i have to retroactively make you take the autism test. incredible devotion to history#there's also a great bit where amber murders her abusive third husband (out of four) and disguises it with the fire of london#literally what else can you want from a book#lit#sometimes i make stuff
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i hope your favourite character dies. is boring. itās been done before. i hope your favourite dies and gets resurrected but only for his body to be used as weapon and by his own student. is in. itās terrifying. itās nauseating. it just happened to gojo stans.
#aka me#i am sorry i literally have nothing to post about except this#no you don't understand this is the worst possible outcome for us#and that's why i am not active here for a while nowš¤#jjk spoilers#jjk leaks#gojo satoru#jujutsu kaisen
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Anyone else think Hiccup's back would get kind of fucked up from dragon riding? Like the way he hunches over on toothless with how the stirrups are positioned, he's bent so fucking weird. And speaking from experience, sitting weird and leaning forward until your kneels parallel with your shoulds is fine for a bit but if you stay like that for more than 30 minutes you'll regret it.
Imagine after like hours of flying, or even after working on an invention, sitting leaning over his desk for hours with that artist shrimp posture, (also. The transmasc slouch...he was doomed from the start), he's got bad posture. Hes horribly hunching over while standing, and Astrid gives him shit for it like: "you keep this up you're gonna match with the twins" and he immediately (fearfully) stands/sits up straight like one would at a dinner with their grandmother
#its the dragon riding + transmasc slouch + he probably spends hours sitting at his desk drawing w the classic fucking shrinp posture#he stands up after sitting working on something or flying for long time#and its the worst fucking noisiest crunching/pop/crackle noise when he stetches š#anyways ruffnut & tuffnuts posture is so fuckign funny to me like goddd your spines....(<- i am literally not any better..)#httyd#httyd headcanon#hiccup haddock#astrid hofferson#trans hiccup#moth.txt#deyas dragons
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Reading the summary of 'The Fright Before Christmas' like
Danny- I hate Christmas because I have been miserable on every Christmas I've ever had
DP Writers- Maybe traumatizing their children is just how Jack and Maddie like to celebrate :)
Danny- Oh! That's fine then
#listen i am not anti-jack and maddie#but the thematic writing of this episode?#literally the worst#danny phantom#danny fenton
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In light of uh... Recent trigun events on twitter, here's a tihylttw and trigun crossover
#yhank you bigolas dickolas Wolfwood for your servise#when worlds collide#thisnis literally thr worst timeline#ao much has happned over the past 12 hours and wathing it fuvking live has been interesting#sometimes twotter is amazing#anyway heres blue as vash and red as wolfwood but with a few character design liberties#i always tske my shitpost srt so damn seriously man#im on a huge trigun server and all we cna tlak abt is this situation i am pissing myself#its so funny and just so... random#like top 10 things i never would have tjought would happen ever#anyway im capitalising off of thr fact trogun is trendeing lol#cursed#my art#trigun#trigun wolfwood#vash trigun#trigun maximum#tihylttw#this is how you lose the time war#trigun fanart#trigun art#blue tihylttw#red tihylttw#books#sapphic books
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stumbling back to the safety of the castle (star trek fandom) covered in blood from the front lines (the wiki of any other fandom that doesn't separate on-screen canon from random shit that happened in a novel once)
#babylon 5 is on today's hit list but stargate is the worst offender#because the pages for beta works literally say 'episode' in the url#like they took the time to add (episode) to each url when it could just as easily have said (book) or (some fuckin short story#that was in print for 5 minutes in 2012)#i'm not going to throw stones at wookiepedia though that's its own deal#i am not smart enough to understand the tangled web of that canon and their entries are fifty thousand words long
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a lot of people act like sqqās main character trait is obliviousness and i could not disagree more
#it kind of always implies that binghe is being obvious about his feelings and is not the king of mixed messages#shizun iāll quote romantic poetry at you but while hunting you thru the streets so u canāt even think about it#shizun i was just remembering how you treated me well (chokes him out)#binghe: gives him his robe when he tears sqqās clothes after threatening to use the blood mites to bite at his organs#i could keep going#when people in the jianghu start to theorize that thereās something romantic going on theyāve had FIVE YEARS of luo binghes bullshit#to start figuring out alternative explanations to explain what heās got going on#sqq gets like a week before he runs into binghe again and gets nearly killed for LOOKING like sqq#do you see what i am putting down#can we just be honest about the situation being complicated and sqq having to make sense of a LOT of conflicting information#this isnāt even getting into how he feels genuinely threatened by lbh being sweet bc it was a precursor to bingge planning something awful#which we get literal proof of in the punishment protocol#sqqās got the worst case of confirmation bias
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#this might be the most scribble thing I post here yet bahahahahahahahahahahaaha#I still like how the hands turned out even though I didnāt finish themš#but itās pretty messy and the hands might be the only part I likeš„²#but since this blog is my art journey documentation here you are#I was pretty busy today so no good art but maybe tomorrow weāll see#I am preparing things to FINALLY answer my asksš„¹#& if you tagged me in anything I actually have been meaning to respond!!!!!!!! my notifications are the WORST and so confusing on herešµāš«#and Iām technology grandmaā¦#hope u all have had an amazing day !!!! š«¶#my brother in law has been fishing and catching SO MANY sargo#(sargo = sea bream for the animal crossing playing English speakersš)#AND ITS LITERALLY SOOOOOOOOO DELICIOUS !!!!!#i cook it in the weirdest way possible#you just have to gut the fish and cut off its fins etc#then you put it in a wet salt bed and cover it upā¦cook it for 30 minā¦AND VOILA ITS DONE !!!!!#I donāt add any spicesā¦NOTHINGā¦and this fish literally has the taste and texture of crab covered in butter#LIKEā¦š³ it might be my favorite food/fav thing to cook these days bc itās so easy and fresh caught fish is just deliciousš«#well that was my grandma cooking show of the dayš©āš³#now you know how to cook sargo a la sal š©āš³#also going back to the drawingš„¹ I just love these two so muchā¦#I love thinking of sweet momentsā¦most of my angst is confined to writincš#the chapter Iām writing right now is SO ANGST DEPRESSING (sorry Eloise)#it will get betterā¦I promiseā¦#hogwarts legacy#hogwarts legacy fanart#hogwarts legacy oc#hogwarts legacy mc#eloise babbit#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x mc
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Prompt 268
Fright Knight sighs, running a clawed hand through his hair in an attempt to stop the flames from flickering into being. It had been far too long since he had taken a human-ish form. His human-ish form. Ugh. He didnāt exactly care for his human form after so long as a ghost, but needs must he supposed.Ā
Especially with the whole, weāre going to punch a backdoor into the literal daycare part of the Infinite Realms and be surprised when literal toddlers go exploring.Ā
Well, at least it got him off of guard duty for a bit, which was relieving. Not that he didnāt love the darkness, but it got boring in the shadow of his sword for literal centuries with nothing else happening. He was a warrior for Realmās sake! Borderline an Ancient in both power and age! He wasnāt meant to stay so still for so long.Ā
So while ghostling wrangling wasnāt exactly in his area of expertise, he could definitely gather them back up to the Realms. And deal with the curs who had decided to attack literal babies.Ā
The Daycare area was already understaffed due to just how large it was, and the one in charge of this section had practically sobbed to the Council (In another world they would have been put on hold for a century in line for their concerns, and then more once a Sarcophagus was opened, but they had told the other ghosts in distress, causing others to let them go up in said line) how they were almost certain they had felt at least one core form Outside the realms thanks to the breach.Ā
Which had understandably put everyone at an uproar.Ā
So here he was slipping between shadows to do reconnaissance and take stock of if any Ghostlings had left the city. And gently scruffing those he comes across in exasperation because what are you doing, ghostling? Look at the mess, what would your caretaker say?Ā
#Danny Phantom#Prompts#Fright Knight#Shadow Core Fright Knight#Space Core Danny#Very fae-elf vibes for FKās human-ish form#POV youāre an Amity Parker & this Tank of a man (being?) appears & grabs the ghost & scolds them like a child#Yes this includes Phantom#FK: Where is your caretaker ghostling?#Phantom (ready to fight & very wrong-footed now): My what#FK:#FK: oh no Sir Yaya was right this ghostling is newly formed-#Ghost Hunters: *Shooting*#FK with an armful of ghostlings: Were it not for the presence of literal infants I would kill you where you stand &#trap you in your worst nightmare for eternity while your body decays around you#Let FK have glowy tattoos i beg of thee#FK returning to the Zone to find another toddler (Vlad) that also formed Outside & also sickly at the Keep: I am going to scream#Accidental Dad Knight#More like the preschool teacher gathering up everyone from a field trip lol#Nightmare has bags on her side to carry the ghostlings in but several won't let go of FK now that they've been shot at again#Kerian āRianā Fright Knighte: *So close to fighting the humans even with the Rules*
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"If death is come to Alagadda, it will remain on his terms only."
#two out of three! well ... four but we don't talk about em#YAY I DID IT MY VISION OF THIS PHRASE YIPPEE#god he's so bad but I like this design I CANNOT for the love of me imagine him differently#artist on tumblr#artists on tumblr#original art#digital art#scp fanart#scp#scp foundation#yellow lord#alagadda#bad joke time because I literally was listening to the same goshdarned song while I was drawing him#not only I am pissed off about the hat but also this song too it was lady gaga's disease#it is the worst like āI can cure your diseaseā? NO babe YOU'RE the disease and you're giving me full 40C fever#-wa wait what the FUck did I just said#going to sleep now byeeee
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darling duusu my beloved
#carpetbug art#miraculous#miraculous ladybug#ml#miraculous fanart#kwami#duusu#ml duusu#kwami duusu#babe wake up new carpetbug kwami just dropped#the motherest to ever mother#even tho their design is based off a male peacock#i am having the worst burnout for literally everything in my life so iām very sorry for so little things to share#la llorona is almost ready to be out and iām still plugging away at my different aus#iām just. a last quarter senior. and the senioritis is killing me#ml feline blue au#ml fbau#also why do liiri and orikko both have beaks and this bitch dont. whatās up with that
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