#I am the Lancelot of the Revolutionary set

[pjsk-headcanons]

i think we should get more theater kid kohane. like imagine early on in vbs akito still doesnt believe in her singing abilities so challenges her to sing a whole song without breathing. and theres very few songs she knows the whole way through and well enough to sing them faster to make it. so she sighs heavily, resigns herself to this fate, and quietly whispers "seventeen seventy six. new york city." before looking up at him with the most determined eyes and singing at the top of her lungs (while staring directily at him) "pardon me are you arron burr sir that depends whos asking oh sure sir im alexander hamilton im at your service sir i have been looking for youimgettingnervoussiriheard you name the princetown i was seeking an excellerratedcourse of study whn i got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours i may have punched him its a blur sir he handles the financials you punched the bursur yes i wanted to do what you did graduate in two and join the revolution he looked at me like i was stupid" (this section very pointed) "im not stupid." (BREATH) "so howd you do it howd you graduate so fast it was my parents dying wish before they passed youre an orphan of course i wish there was a war then we could prove that were worth more than anyone bargined for can i buy you a drink that would be nice while were talking let me offer you some free advice" (this section said with regular rythmn bc it is a crime not to) "talk less. what. smile more dont let them know what youre against or what youre for you cant be serious you wanna get ahead yes fools who run their mouths off wind up dead" "a yayowyayoa what time is it" (finger guns toya) "showtime!! like i said ayayowyayayow yo im john lawrence in the place to be a two pints a sam addams and im workin on three ya those redcoats dont wanna believe that i will bam chickabam those hats till im free a oui oui mon ami jmmapelle laffeyete" (i dont speak french idk man sorry) "the lancelot of the revolutionary set i came from afar just to say bon swa to the king cassoutire whos the best say moi brah brah i am hercules mulligan upping it loving it yeah i heard your mother say come again ayy kinda hard to have intercourse o'er four sets o coursets wow no more sex pour me another brew son lets raise a couple more to the revolution well if it aint the prodigy of bryston college arron burr drop a verse drop some knowledge" (BREATH) "well good luck with that youre taking a stand you spit imma sit well see where we land well the revolutions imminant whadda stall for if you stand for nothing burr whatll you fall for o who are you who are you who are you o who is this kid and whats hes gonna do i am not throwin away my shot i am not throwin away my shot yk im just like this country im young scrappy and hungry and im not thrownin away my shot imma get a scholarship to kings colledge prolly shouldnt brag but dawg i amaze i astonish problem is i gotta lotta brains but no polish gotta holler just to heard with every word i drop knowledge im a diamond in the rough shinin piece o coal tryin reach a goal pow'r speech unimpeachable only nineteen but ma mind is older these new york city streets gimme colder a shoulder every burden every disadvantage i have learnt to manage i dont have a gun to brandish i walk these streets famished the power to ponder to spark a new flame but damn its gettin dark so let me spell out my name i am the ay el! ee ex! ee en dee! ee ar we are! meant to be a coleny that runs independantly who needs britan keep shittin on us endlessly essentially they tax us relelntlessly then king george turns around and runs a spendin spree they aint never gonna set our decendents free so there will be a revolution in this century and to me he says in parenthisis dont be shocked when your history book mentions me i will lay down my life just to set us free eventually youll see my acendency!" (BREATH) "do you want me to keep going because i can" "i am both impressed and horrified."

kohane proceeds to teach toya the entirety of six. theres a specific line that gets stuck in his head every time and kohane spits out her drink when toya mumbles "all you wanna do, all you wanna do baby - touch me, love me, dont say maybe" while running his hand through akitos hair (who is oblivious)

minori and kohane scamper away to a hidden corner of miya at lunch break and shiho walks in on them singing a combanation of cringy idol songs and overhyped theater songs.

also she rearearaeearreally likes beetlejuice. vbs have a warmup where they take turns singing the song thats stuck in their head at that moment. kohane glances around. an gives her the thumbs up. "MOM. DEAD MOOOOOMOMOMOM I NEED A LITTLE HELP HERE. are you really in the ground? cause i feeeeeeeel you all areound me are you hear dead moooom dead mom. in skipping the middle. CAUSE DADDY'S IN DENIAL, DADDY DOESN'T WANNA FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL HE WANTS ME TO SMILE AND CLAP LIKE A PERFORMING SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAL IGNORED IT FOR A WHILE BUT DADDYS LOST HIS MIND FOR REAL FOR REAL FOR REEEEAAAAAAAL YOU WONT BELEIVE THE MESS THAT WEVE BECOME DUN DUN DUN DUN" toya sitting there sweating and hoping that neither an nor akito can understand english that well because it would most definately bring up some unwanted memories.

and because its canon. she also LOVES wanadashow. going to school with OOTORI FUCKING EMU makes her a mess every time. her current vocal stims are "haha! you are king~" and "RULERRULERRULER ITS SHOW TIME HIGHERHIGHERHIGHER ITS SHOW TIME CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY" and that just repeats until someone ducktapes her mouth

oh and! if someone asks her what time it is she'll always say "it's showtime." arata does this too and everyone thinks she picked it up from him. nope. its both a wanadashow and hamilton reference. (he'll never admit it but arata is also a hamilton fan. he saw it while he was in the states and something about it entranced him. probably how well the rap is written. it heavily inspires a lot of his music and kohane makes the homophobic dog face every time. thats why she was so surprised in walk on and on with soumas unfinished track!!!)

no i dont project onto her whahahahahahahahhahaahaaaaaat. my theater kid phase is coming back. - 🎲 anon

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[askaburrpblog]

[he let himself get dragged along through city streets, till the two of them reached a point wholly unfamiliar to him, Lafayette staring confusedly at google maps]

Do you.... Are we lost?

Lafayette sighed and looked at her phone, this was supposedly where burr lived, but Lafayette wasn't really sure. She looked away from their phone and knocked on the door, hoping she didn't get the address wrong.

(@askaburrpblog)

[oribun]

[Company:]

1776. New York City.

[Hamilton:]

Pardon me. Are you Aaron Burr, sir?

[Burr:]

That depends. Who's asking?

[Hamilton:]

Oh, well, sure, sir

I'm Alexander Hamilton, I'm at your service, sir

I have been looking for you

[Burr:]

I'm getting nervous

[Hamilton:]

Sir…

I heard your name at Princeton. I was seeking an accelerated course of study when I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours. I may have punched him. It's a blur, sir. He handles the financials?

[Burr:]

You punched the bursar

[Hamilton:]

Yes!

I wanted to do what you did. Graduate in two, then join the revolution. He looked at me like I was stupid, I'm not stupid.

So how'd you do it? How'd you graduate so fast?

[Burr:]

It was my parents' dying wish before they passed

[Hamilton:]

You're an orphan. Of course! I'm an orphan

God, I wish there was a war!

Then we could prove that we're worth more

Than anyone bargained for…

[Burr:]

Can I buy you a drink?

[Hamilton:]

That would be nice

[Burr:]

While we're talking, let me offer you some free advice

Talk less

[Hamilton:]

What?

[Burr:]

Smile more

[Hamilton:]

Ha

[Burr:]

Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for

[Hamilton:]

You can't be serious

[Burr:]

You wanna get ahead?

[Hamilton:]

Yes

[Burr:]

Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead

[Laurens:]

Yo yo yo yo yo!

What time is it?

[Laurens/Lafayette/Mulligan:]

Show time!

[Burr:]

Like I said…

[Laurens:]

Show time! Show time! Yo!

I'm John Laurens in the place to be!

A two pints o' Sam Adams, but I'm workin' on three, uh!

Those redcoats don't want it with me!

'Cause I will pop chick-a pop these cops 'til I'm free!

[Lafayette:]

Oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette!

The Lancelot of the revolutionary set!

I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir!"

Tell the King "Casse toi!" Who's the best?

C'est moi!

[Mulligan:]

Brrrah brraaah! I am Hercules Mulligan

Up in it, lovin' it, yes I heard ya mother said, "Come again?"

[Lafayette and Laurens:]

Ayyyyy

[Mulligan:]

Lock up ya daughters and horses, of course

It's hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets…

[Lafayette:]

Wow

[Laurens:]

No more sex, pour me another brew, son!

Let's raise a couple more…

[Laurens/Lafayette/Mulligan:]

To the revolution!

[Laurens:]

Well, if it ain't the prodigy of Princeton college!

[Mulligan:]

Aaron Burr!

[Laurens:]

Give us a verse, drop some knowledge!

[Burr:]

Good luck with that: you're takin' a stand

You spit. I'mma sit. We'll see where we land

[Lafayette/Mulligan:]

Boooo!

[Laurens:]

Burr, the revolution's imminent. What do you stall for?

[Hamilton:]

If you stand for nothing, Burr, what'll you fall for?

[Mulligan/Lafayette/Laurens:]

Ooh

[Laurens:]

Who are you?

[Mulligan:]

Who are you?

[Lafayette:]

Who are you?

[Mulligan/Lafayette/Laurens:]

Ooh, who is this kid? What's he gonna do?

NO STOP IT

[getblackout503]

1776, New Clover City

Today was a terrible day so far. Asta just received word that his application for Golden dawn college was just rejected, on the account he was too young. Not to mention he had just got into a fight with a bursar, ending with Staria punching him. Not a good day indeed. So as he walked down the streets of New Clover City, he was shocked yet excited to see the very man he was looking for. As he prepared himself to talk to the brunette man, he walked behind and asked the question.

“Pardon me,” Staria began. “Are you Gauche Adlai, sir?”

The man turned around, having a book in hand.

“Well that depends, who’s asking?” He said in an unreadable expression and tone.

“Oh right, sure sir,” Asta bowed. “My name is Asta Staria I’m at your service, sir”

“I’m getting nervous,” Adlai said as he watched the staria closely.

“Sir, I heard your name at the Golden Dawn college. I was seeking an accelerated course of study, but I may have gotten out of sorts with a buddy of yours. I may have punched him!” He puts his hands up in defense. “I may have punched him, it was a bit of a blur sir, he handles the finances?”

Gauche seems to take a moment and think for a bit before it hits him.

“Oh, you mean the bursar?”

“Yes!” Asta answered a bit too loudly. “I wanted to do what you did, graduate in two years then join the revolution!” He seemed to get louder, much to Gauche’s dismay. “But he looked at me like I was stupid, I’m not stupid”

Gauche chuckles a bit at that, as he puts his book in his bag he thinks for a bit. Before he is brought back out of them by Asta.

“How did you do it sir? How did you graduate so fast?”

Gauche paused at his question, normally he wouldn’t disclose personal information but something about Asta made Adlai trust him.

“It was my parents dying wish before they past”

“You’re an orphan?” Asta asks, he then seems to get excited. “Of course! I’m an orphan! God I wish there was a war so we could prove we’re worth more than anyone bargained for”

Gauche turned to face the young man.

“Can I buy you a drink, Staria?”

“That would be nice, sir.” He responded gratefully.

“Now, while we’re talking let me give you some free advice,” Gauche started walking to a nearby bar, with Asta in tow. “Talk less,”

“What?”

“Smile more,” Gauche said to the ash blonde man. Who responded with nervous laughter. “Don’t let them know what you’re against or what you’re for.”

“Sir, you can’t be serious?”

“Do you want to get ahead?”

“Y-Yes, sir”

“Well, fools who run their mouth wind up dead.” Gauche says, as he opens the door of the bar to let Asta in, to which Asta is immediately met with three men in the tavern making a ruckus.

“Yo, what time is it?” One of the obviously intoxicated men asked two of his comrades, one of which Asta knew. But the man who asked the question had black hair, golden eyes, and a pendulum around his neck.

“Showtime!” All three men said at the same time.

“Like I said.” Asta heard Gauche say as they began to walk closer to the men.

“Yo, my name is Yuno Grinberryall, in the place to be, had two pints of sam adams. But I’m working on three.” He cheered as his friends hyped him up. “Those redcoats don’t want it with me, because I’ll Pop-chicka-pop these cops til I’m free!”

“Oui Oui, mon ami, je m’appelle Leopold Vermillon.” One of the redheaded men said in french, he wore clothes that showed he came from nobility. As all his clothes were made from expensive materials. “The lancelot of the revolutionary set, I came from afar just to say bonsoir, tell the king casse toi, who’s the best, c’est moi!”

Asta laughed slightly at Leopold just said for the king to go away, as Asta understood French alongside many other languages.

“Brrah! Brrah!” The final man began, and Asta already knew he was for he was the man who suggested he looked for Gauche. But he still listened to his friend's ridiculous banter. “I am Zora Ideala. Up in it, Lovin’ it. I heard your mother say "come again.” The joke made the other two men laugh. “Lock up your daughters and horses, of course it’s hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets.”

“Wow,” Responded Leopold.

“No more sex, pour me another brew son,” Yuno grabbed his glass before raising it into the air. “Let’s raise a couple more to the”

“Revolution!” All three said at once, that is until they spotted Gauche. While Zora spotted his friend Asta.

“Well, If it ain’t the prodigy of Golden Dawn college.” Yuno stated, walking over to Gauche.

“Gauche Adlai.” Zora said in a low playfully mocking voice.

���Give us a verse, drop some knowledge.”

“Yeah, right.” Gauche chuckled lightly. “You’re taking a stand, you guys spit, I’mma sit, we’ll see where we land.”

“Boo!” Both Zora and Leopold said in disappointment.

“Adlai, the revolution is imminent, what do you stall for?” Yuno asked.

“If you stand for nothing Adlai, what will you fall for?” Asta said, now grabbing the attention of Leo and Yuno.

“Oh, who are you?”

“Who are you?”

“Who is this kid, what is he gonna do?” They asked together.

“Gentlemen, that’s Asta Staria, a friend of mine.”

They turned to Asta to see what he had to say.

‘I am not throwing my shot’

“It’s nice to meet you gentlemen.” He started. “I plan on getting a scholarship at Black Bulls college, I know I shouldn’t brag but dang do I amaze and astonish. But the one problem I have is I have a lot of brains but no polish, I got to holler just to be heard. But with every word I drop knowledge. I’m a diamond in the rough, a shiny piece of coal trying to reach my goal, my power of speech? Unimpeachable. I’m only nineteen but my mind is older, and as these New Clover streets get colder and I shoulder everything burden and every disadvantage I have learned to manage. While I don’t have a gun brandish I walk these streets famished.”

“Phew” leopold exhales, this kid was rapid fire. But he had so much confidence with every word he said.

“But the plan is to fan this spark into a flame, but damn it’s dark so let me spell out the name, I am the A,S-T,A S,T-A-R,I-A and we are meant to be a colony the runs independently, and yet Old Clover keeps shitting on us endlessly, and essentially they tax us relentlessly then King Kira turns around and runs a spending spree, he ain’t never gonna set his descendent free, so there will be a revolution in this century. (Enter me)”

“He says in parentheses.”

“Don’t be shocked when your history books mention me, I will lay down my life if it sets us free and eventually you’ll see my ascendancy. And I am not throwing my shot, I’m just like my country. I'm young, scrappy, and hungry, and-” Asta was cut off by Yuno.

“Not throwing my shot.” Yuno smiled back, as well as Zora and Leo. “Gentlemen, it’s time to take a shot.”

“I dream of life without a monarchy, the unrest France will leave to onarchy, onarchy?” Leo said, as he struggled to find the right word as he was still new to the English language. “How do you say? Oh! An-archy.” He says, still with some struggle but he manages. “But when I fight, I make the other side panicky with my shot!”

“Yo! I’m a tailor's apprentice, and I got y’all knuckles head as a loco parentis, but I’m joining the rebellion cuz I know it’s my chance to socially advance and instead of sewing some pants Imma take a shot!” Zora said loud and comfortably.

“Yeah, But!” Yuno starts off. “We will never be truly free unless those in bondage have the same rights as you and me.” Immediately Asta agreed with Yuno. “You and I, do or die. Just wait when I sally in on a stallion with the first black battalion. Have another Shot!”

They all cheered until Gauche came in.

“Genius’ lower your voice, you have to keep out of trouble and you double your choices. I’m with you but the situation is fraught, you have to be carefully taught, if you talk you’re gonna get.”

“Shot.” The other four men said, solemnly.

“But Adlai, look at what we got, Mister Vermillion hard rock like lancelot.” Asta turns to Zora. “I think your pants look hot,” Then to Yuno. “Grinberryall I like you a lot, let’s hatch a plot blacker the the kettle calling the pot! What are the odds the gods would put us all in one spot! Pop a squat on conventional wisdom whether you like it or not! A bunch of revolutionary, manumission, abolitionists? Give me a position, show me where the ammunition is!” Asta says in a flash, but soon realization and embarrassment hits him. “Am I talking too loud? Sometimes I get over excited and shoot off at the mouth. I’ve never had a group of friends before but I promise I’ll make you all proud.” Asta really liked them, they were his first friends ever, and he wanted them to like him. Soon Yuno broke the silence.

“Let’s get this guy in front of a crowd!” He yelled, his voice full of approval.

Soon the four guys ran into the streets gathering people as Gauche opted to stay behind. As the crowd grew the more anxious Asta got, he had to speak in front of them all, he had to leave a good impression. Yuno was already rallying the crowd.

“Rise! When you’re living on your knees you rise up! Tell your brother he has to rise up! Tell your sister she has to rise up!”

So once they arrived at town square he prepared himself.

“Ladies and gentlemen, I…I imagine death so much it feels like a memory, when is it going to get me in my sleep? Or seven feet ahead of me? If I see it coming do I run or let it be? Is it like a beat without a melody? I never thought I would live past twenty, where I come from some people get half as many. We live fast, we laugh, and we reach for a flask. We have to make this moment last, that’s plenty. But no! This is not a moment, it's the movement, where did all the hungriest brothers with something to prove went? When foes oppose us we take an honest stand. We roll like Moses taking our promised land. And if we win our independence, does that guarantee freedom for our descendants? Or will the blood we shed begin an endless cycle of vengeance and death with no defendants? And I know the action in the street is exciting, but between all the bleeding and fighting I’ve been reading and writing. We need to handle our financial situation, are we a nation of states? What is the state of our nation? I’M PAST PATIENTLY WAITING! I’M PASSIONATELY SMASHING EVERY EXPECTATION! EVERY ACTION IS AN ACT OF CREATION!” Asta screams out, inspiring everyone in the square. “I’m laughing in the face of casualties and sorrow, for the first time I’m thinking past tomorrow.” He was on the verge of tears, he was feeling so many emotions. “And I am not throwing my Shot!”

[atom1o6]

PART 2

My Shot LAURENS Ooh, Who are you? MULLIGAN Ooh, Who are you? LAFAYETTE Ooh, Who are you? MULLIGAN/LAFAYETTE/LAURENS Ooh, who is this kid? What’s he gonna do? HAMILTON I am not throwing away my shot! I am not throwing away my shot! Hey yo, I’m just like my country, I’m young, scrappy and hungry, and I’m not throwing away my shot! I’m ‘a get a scholarship to King’s College. I prob’ly shouldn’t brag, but dag, I amaze and astonish. The problem is I got a lot of brains but no polish. I gotta holler just to be heard. With every word, I drop knowledge! I’m a diamond in the rough, a shiny piece of coal tryin’ to reach my goal. My power of speech: unimpeachable. Only nineteen but my mind is older. These New York City streets get colder, I shoulder ev’ry burden, ev’ry disadvantage I have learned to manage, I don’t have a gun to brandish, I walk these streets famished. The plan is to fan this spark into a flame. But damn, it’s getting dark, so let me spell out the name, I am the— HAMILTON/LAFAYETTE/MULLIGAN/LAURENS A-l-e-x-a-n-d e-r—we are—meant to be… HAMILTON A colony that runs independently. Meanwhile, Britain keeps shittin’ on us endlessly. Essentially, they tax us relentlessly, then King George turns around, runs a spending spree. He ain’t ever gonna set his descendants free, so there will be a revolution in this century. Enter me! 9 LAFAYETTE/MULLIGAN/LAURENS (He says in parentheses) HAMILTON Don’t be shocked when your hist’ry book mentions me. I will lay down my life if it sets us free. Eventually, you’ll see my ascendancy, HAMILTON And I am not throwing away my shot. I am not throwing away my shot. Hey yo, I’m just like my country, I’m young, scrappy and hungry and I’m not throwing away my shot. LAURENS My shot! My shot! And I’m not throwing away my shot. HAMILTON/MULLIGAN/LAURENS/LAFAYETTE I am not throwing away my shot. I am not throwing away my shot. Hey yo, I’m just like my country, I’m young, scrappy and hungry and I’m not throwing away my shot. It’s time to take a shot! LAFAYETTE I dream of life without a monarchy. The unrest in France will lead to ‘onarchy? ‘Onarchy? How you say, how you say, ‘anarchy?’ When I fight, I make the other side panicky. With my— HAMILTON/LAURENS/LAFAYETTE/MULLIGAN Shot! MULLIGAN Yo, I’m a tailor’s apprentice, and I got y’all knuckleheads in loco parentis. I’m joining the rebellion cuz I know it’s my chance to socially advance, instead of sewin’ some pants! I’m gonna take a— HAMILTON/LAURENS/LAFAYETTE/MULLIGAN Shot! 10 LAURENS But we’ll never be truly free until those in bondage have the same rights as you and me, you and I. Do or die. Wait till I sally in on a stallion with the first black battalion have another— HAMILTON/LAURENS/LAFAYETTE/MULLIGAN Shot! BURR Geniuses, lower your voices. You keep out of trouble and you double your choices. I’m with you, but the situation is fraught. You’ve got to be carefully taught: If you talk, you’re gonna get shot! HAMILTON Burr, check what we got. Mister Lafayette, hard rock like Lancelot, I think your pants look hot, Laurens, I like you a lot. Let’s hatch a plot blacker than the kettle callin’ the pot… What are the odds the gods would put us all in one spot, poppin’ a squat on conventional wisdom, like it or not, a bunch of revolutionary manumission abolitionists? Give me a position, show me where the ammunition is! Oh, am I talkin’ too loud? Sometimes I get over excited, shoot off at the mouth. I never had a group of friends before, I promise that I’ll make y’all proud. LAURENS Let’s get this guy in front of a crowd. HAMILTON/LAURENS/LAFAYETTE/MULLIGAN/ENSEMBLE I am not throwing away my shot. I am not throwing away my shot. Hey yo, I’m just like my country, I’m young, scrappy and hungry and I’m not throwing away my shot. I am not throwing away my shot.

holy fuck this is a rlly long song

It really is

:3

[newmsies]

Ah-yuh-yo, yo-yo-yo, yo!

What time is it?

Showtime!

Like I said

Showtime! Showtime! Yo!

I'm John Laurens in the place to be

Two pints o' Sam Adams, but I'm workin' on three

Those redcoats don't want it with me

'Cause I will pop chick-a pop these cops 'til I'm free!

Oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette

The Lancelot of the revolutionary set

I came from afar just to say, "Bonsoir"

Tell the King, "Casse toi!" Who's the best? C'est moi!

Brrah, brrah! I am Hercules Mulligan

Up in it, lovin' it, yes

I heard your mother said, "Come again?" (Ayy)

Lock up ya daughters and horses

Of course it's hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets (wow)

No more sex, pour me another brew, son

Let's raise a couple more to the revolution

Well, if it ain't the prodigy of Princeton college

Aaron Burr, give us a verse, drop some knowledge

Good luck with that, you're takin' a stand

You spit, I'ma sit, we'll see where we land (boo)

Burr, the revolution's imminent, what do you stall for?

If you stand for nothing, Burr, what'll you fall for?

Ooh, who you? Who you? Who are you?

Ooh, who is this kid? What's he gonna do?

[suicideenthusiast]

[Company:] 1776. New York City.

[Hamilton:] Pardon me. Are you Aaron Burr, sir?

[Burr:] That depends. Who's asking?

[Hamilton:] Oh, well, sure, sir I'm Alexander Hamilton, I'm at your service, sir I have been looking for you

[Burr:] I'm getting nervous

[Hamilton:] Sir… I heard your name at Princeton. I was seeking an accelerated course of study when I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours. I may have punched him. It's a blur, sir. He handles the financials?

[Burr:] You punched the bursar

[Hamilton:] Yes! I wanted to do what you did. Graduate in two, then join the revolution. He looked at me like I was stupid, I'm not stupid. So how'd you do it? How'd you graduate so fast?

[Burr:] It was my parents' dying wish before they passed

[Hamilton:] You're an orphan. Of course! I'm an orphan God, I wish there was a war! Then we could prove that we're worth more Than anyone bargained for…

[Burr:] Can I buy you a drink?

[Hamilton:] That would be nice

[Burr:] While we're talking, let me offer you some free advice Talk less

[Hamilton:] What?

[Burr:] Smile more

[Hamilton:] Ha

[Burr:] Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for

[Hamilton:] You can't be serious

[Burr:] You wanna get ahead?

[Hamilton:] Yes

[Burr:] Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead

[Laurens:] Yo yo yo yo yo! What time is it?

[Laurens/Lafayette/Mulligan:] Show time!

[Burr:] Like I said…

[Laurens:] Show time! Show time! Yo! I'm John Laurens in the place to be! A two pints o' Sam Adams, but I'm workin' on three, uh! Those redcoats don't want it with me! 'Cause I will pop chick-a pop these cops 'til I'm free!

[Lafayette:] Oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette! The Lancelot of the revolutionary set! I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir!" Tell the King "Casse toi!" Who's the best? C'est moi!

[Mulligan:] Brrrah brraaah! I am Hercules Mulligan Up in it, lovin' it, yes I heard ya mother said, "Come again?"

[Lafayette and Laurens:] Ayyyyy

[Mulligan:] Lock up ya daughters and horses, of course It's hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets…

[Lafayette:] Wow

[Laurens:] No more sex, pour me another brew, son! Let's raise a couple more…

[Laurens/Lafayette/Mulligan:] To the revolution!

[Laurens:] Well, if it ain't the prodigy of Princeton college!

[Mulligan:] Aaron Burr!

[Laurens:] Give us a verse, drop some knowledge!

[Burr:] Good luck with that: you're takin' a stand You spit. I'mma sit. We'll see where we land

[Lafayette/Mulligan:] Boooo!

[Laurens:] Burr, the revolution's imminent. What do you stall for?

[Hamilton:] If you stand for nothing, Burr, what'll you fall for?

[Mulligan/Lafayette/Laurens:] Ooh

[Laurens:] Who are you?

[Mulligan:] Who are you?

[Lafayette:] Who are you?

[Mulligan/Lafayette/Laurens:] Ooh, who is this kid? What's he gonna do?

I???

[jihyoruri]

HAMILTON...?

PARDON ME, ARE YOU AARON BURR SUR?

THAT DEPENS WHO'S ASKING

OH SURE, SIR IMALEXANDER HAMILTON IM AT YOUR SERVICE SIR

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU IM GETTING NERVOUS SIR I HEARD YOUR NAME AT PRINCETON I WAS SEEKING AN ACCELERATED COURSE OF STUFY WHEN I GOT OUT OF SOURTS WITH A BUDDY OF URS I MAY HAVE PUNCHED HIM, ITS A BLUR SIR HE HANDLES THE FINANCIALS YOU PUNCHED THE BURSAR "PAUSES" YES I WANTED TO DO WHAT YOU DID GRADUATE IN TWO THEN JOIN THE REVOLUTION HE LOOKED AT ME LIKE I WAS STUPID IM NOT STUPID SO HOW'D YOU DO IT? HOWD YOU GRADUATE SO FAST? IT WAS MY PARENTS DYING WISH BEFORE THEY PASSED. YOU'RE AN OPPHAN? OFC IM AN ORPHAN GOD I WISH THERE WAS A WAR WHERE WE COULD PROVE THAT WE'RE WROTH MORE THAN ANYONE BARGAINED FOR MAY I BUY YOU A DRINK? THAT WOULD BE NICE WHILE WER'EE TALKING LET ME OFFER YOU SO FREE ADVICE TALK LESS WHAT SMILE MORE HUH DONT LET THEM KNOW WHAT YOUR AGAINST AND WHAT YOUR FOR YOU CANT BE SERIOUS YOU WANNA GET AHEAD YES FOOLS THAT RUN THEIR MOUTHS OFF WIND UP DEAD A YO YO YO YO YO WHAT TIME IS IT? SHOW TIMEE LIKE I SAID SHOW TIME SHOW TIME YO IM JOHN LAURENS IN THE PLACE TO BE TWO SHOT S ON SAM ADAMS BUT IM WORKING ON THREE HAH THESE RED COATS DONT WANT IT WITH ME CAUSE I WILL PROP CHICKA PROP THESE COPS TILL IM FREE OH WE WE MONNAME JEMAPPELE LAFAYETTE THE LANCELOTE OF THE REVOLUTIONARY SET I CAME FROM AFAR TO SAY BONSIOR TELL THE KING CASETOI WHO'S THE BEST? CEST MOI

BRAH BRAH I AM HERCULES MOLIGAN UPPPININ LOVIN IT YES I HEARD YOUR MOTHER SAY COME AGAIN??? (AYE) LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS AN HORSES OFC ITS HARD TO DO INTERCOURSE OVER FOUR SETS OF COURSETS 8wow)

i am a theater kid by heart (my childhood was just be more chill, heather, mean girls, and HAMILTON

I too am a theatre kid by heart LMAOOOOOO i can recite so many musicals it’s so bad

[ninja-grace]

My Shot

LAURENS

Ooh,

Who are you?

MULLIGAN

Ooh,

Who are you?

LAFAYETTE

Ooh,

Who are you?

MULLIGAN/LAFAYETTE/LAURENS

Ooh, who is this kid? What’s he gonna do?

HAMILTON

I am not throwing away my shot!

I am not throwing away my shot!

Hey yo, I’m just like my country,

I’m young, scrappy and hungry,

and I’m not throwing away my shot!

I’m ‘a get a scholarship to King’s College.

I prob’ly shouldn’t brag, but dag, I amaze and astonish.

The problem is I got a lot of brains but no polish.

I gotta holler just to be heard.

With every word, I drop knowledge!

I’m a diamond in the rough, a shiny piece of coal

tryin’ to reach my goal. My power of speech: unimpeachable.

Only nineteen but my mind is older.

These New York City streets get colder, I shoulder

ev’ry burden, ev’ry disadvantage

I have learned to manage, I don’t have a gun to brandish,

I walk these streets famished.

The plan is to fan this spark into a flame.

But damn, it’s getting dark, so let me spell out the name,

I am the—

HAMILTON/LAFAYETTE/MULLIGAN/LAURENS

A-l-e-x-a-n-d

e-r—we are—meant to be…

HAMILTON

A colony that runs independently.

Meanwhile, Britain keeps shittin’ on us endlessly.

Essentially, they tax us relentlessly,

then King George turns around, runs a spending spree.

He ain’t ever gonna set his descendants free,

so there will be a revolution in this century.

Enter me!

9

LAFAYETTE/MULLIGAN/LAURENS

(He says in parentheses)

HAMILTON

Don’t be shocked when your hist’ry book mentions me.

I will lay down my life if it sets us free.

Eventually, you’ll see my ascendancy,

HAMILTON

And I am not throwing away my shot.

I am not throwing away my shot.

Hey yo, I’m just like my country,

I’m young, scrappy and hungry

and I’m not throwing away my shot.

LAURENS

My shot!

My shot!

And I’m not throwing away my shot.

HAMILTON/MULLIGAN/LAURENS/LAFAYETTE

I am not throwing away my shot.

I am not throwing away my shot.

Hey yo, I’m just like my country,

I’m young, scrappy and hungry

and I’m not throwing away my shot.

It’s time to take a shot!

LAFAYETTE

I dream of life without a monarchy.

The unrest in France will lead to ‘onarchy?

‘Onarchy? How you say, how you say, ‘anarchy?’

When I fight, I make the other side panicky.

With my—

HAMILTON/LAURENS/LAFAYETTE/MULLIGAN

Shot!

MULLIGAN

Yo, I’m a tailor’s apprentice,

and I got y’all knuckleheads in loco parentis.

I’m joining the rebellion cuz I know it’s my chance

to socially advance, instead of sewin’ some pants!

I’m gonna take a—

HAMILTON/LAURENS/LAFAYETTE/MULLIGAN

Shot!

10

LAURENS

But we’ll never be truly free

until those in bondage have the same rights as you and me,

you and I. Do or die. Wait till I sally in

on a stallion with the first black battalion

have another—

HAMILTON/LAURENS/LAFAYETTE/MULLIGAN

Shot!

BURR

Geniuses, lower your voices.

You keep out of trouble and you double your choices.

I’m with you, but the situation is fraught.

You’ve got to be carefully taught:

If you talk, you’re gonna get shot!

HAMILTON

Burr, check what we got.

Mister Lafayette, hard rock like Lancelot,

I think your pants look hot,

Laurens, I like you a lot.

Let’s hatch a plot blacker than the kettle callin’ the pot…

What are the odds the gods would put us all in one spot,

poppin’ a squat on conventional wisdom, like it or not,

a bunch of revolutionary manumission abolitionists?

Give me a position, show me where the ammunition is!

Oh, am I talkin’ too loud?

Sometimes I get over excited, shoot off at the mouth.

I never had a group of friends before,

I promise that I’ll make y’all proud.

LAURENS

Let’s get this guy in front of a crowd.

HAMILTON/LAURENS/LAFAYETTE/MULLIGAN/ENSEMBLE

I am not throwing away my shot.

I am not throwing away my shot.

Hey yo, I’m just like my country,

I’m young, scrappy and hungry

and I’m not throwing away my shot.

I am not throwing away my shot.

this guy sounds very impressive his shot is important huh

[hamilton-bible-counter]

My Shot

[HAMILTON] I am not throwing away my shot I am not throwing away my shot Hey, yo, I'm just like my country I'm young, scrappy and hungry And I'm not throwing away my shot I'ma get a scholarship to King's College I prob'ly shouldn't brag, but dag, I amaze and astonish The problem is I got a lot of brains, but no polish I gotta holler just to be heard With every word, I drop knowledge I'm a diamond in the rough, a shiny piece of coal Tryin' to reach my goal, my power of speech unimpeachable Only nineteen, but my mind is older These New York City streets get colder, I shoulder Ev'ry burden, ev'ry disadvantage I have learned to manage, I don't have a gun to brandish I walk these streets famished The plan is to fan this spark into a flame But damn, it's getting dark, so let me spell out the name I am the— [HAMILTON/LAFAYETTE/MULLIGAN/LAURENS] A-L-E-X-A-N-D E-R—we are—meant to be

[HAMILTON] A colony that runs independently Meanwhile, Britain keeps shittin' on us endlessly Essentially, they tax us relentlessly Then King George turns around, runs a spending spree He ain't ever gonna set his descendants free So there will be a revolution in this century Enter me

[LAFAYETTE/MULLIGAN/LAURENS] (He says in parentheses)

[HAMILTON] Don't be shocked when your hist'ry book mentions me I will lay down my life if it sets us free Eventually, you'll see my ascendancy

[HAMILTON & LAURENS] And I am not throwing away My shot (My shot) I am not throwing away My shot (My shot) Hey, yo, I'm just like my country I'm young, scrappy and hungry And I'm not throwing away my shot And I'm not throwing away my shot

[HAMILTON/MULLIGAN/LAURENS/LAFAYETTE] I am not throwing away my shot I am not throwing away my shot Hey, yo, I'm just like my country I'm young, scrappy and hungry And I'm not throwing away my shot It's time to take a shot

[LAFAYETTE] I dream of life without a monarchy The unrest in France will lead to 'onarchy? 'Onarchy? How you say, how you s-oh, 'anarchy!' When I fight, I make the other side panicky With my—

[HAMILTON/LAURENS/LAFAYETTE/MULLIGAN] Shot

[MULLIGAN] Yo, I'm a tailor's apprentice And I got y'all knuckleheads in loco parentis I'm joining the rebellion 'cause I know it's my chance To socially advance, instead of sewin' some pants I'm gonna take a—

[HAMILTON/LAURENS/LAFAYETTE/MULLIGAN] Shot

[LAURENS] But we'll never be truly free Until those in bondage have the same rights as you and me You and I, do or die, wait 'til I sally in On a stallion with the first black battalion Have another—

[HAMILTON/LAURENS/LAFAYETTE/MULLIGAN] Shot

[BURR] Geniuses, lower your voices You keep out of trouble and you double your choices I'm with you, but the situation is fraught You've got to be carefully taught If you talk, you're gonna get shot

[HAMILTON] Burr, check what we got Mister Lafayette, hard rock like Lancelot I think your pants look hot Laurens, I like you a lot Let's hatch a plot blacker than the kettle callin' the pot What are the odds the gods would put us all in one spot Poppin' a squat on conventional wisdom, like it or not A bunch of revolutionary manumission abolitionists? Give me a position, show me where the ammunition is Oh, am I talkin' too loud? Sometimes I get overexcited, shoot off at the mouth I never had a group of friends before I promise that I'll make y'all proud

[LAURENS] Let's get this guy in front of a crowd

[HAMILTON/LAURENS/LAFAYETTE/MULLIGAN/ENSEMBLE] I am not throwing away my shot I am not throwing away my shot Hey, yo, I'm just like my country I'm young, scrappy and hungry And I'm not throwing away my shot

I am not throwing away my shot I am not throwing away my shot Hey, yo, I'm just like my country I'm young, scrappy and hungry And I'm not throwing away my shot

[LAURENS & HAMILTON/LAFAYETTE/MULLIGAN] Ev'rybody sing Woah, woah, woah (Woah, woah, woah) Hey Woah (Woah) Woo Woah (Woah) Said, let 'em hear ya (Yeah) Let's go

[LAURENS & COMPANY] Woah, woah, woah I said, shout it to the rooftops Woah Said, to the rooftops Woah Come on Yeah Come on, let's go

[LAURENS] Rise up When you're living on your knees, you rise up Tell your brother that he's gotta rise up Tell your sister that she's gotta rise up

[LAURENS AND ENSEMBLE & COMPANY] When are these colonies gonna rise up? Woah, woah, woah When are these colonies gonna rise up? Woah When are these colonies gonna rise up? Woah When are these colonies gonna rise up? Woah Rise up (Rise up)

[HAMILTON] I imagine death so much, it feels more like a memory When's it gonna get me? In my sleep? Seven feet ahead of me? If I see it comin', do I run or do I let it be? Is it like a beat without a melody? See, I never thought I'd live past twenty Where I come from, some get half as many Ask anybody why we livin' fast and we laugh, reach for a flask We have to make this moment last, that's plenty

Scratch that This is not a moment, it's the movement Where all the hungriest brothers with Something to prove went? Foes oppose us, we take an honest stand We roll like Moses, claimin' our promised land And? If we win our independence? Is that a guarantee of freedom for our descendants? Or will the blood we shed begin an endless Cycle of vengeance and death with no defendants? I know the action in the street is excitin' But Jesus, between all the bleedin' 'n' fightin' I've been readin' 'n' writin' We need to handle our financial situation Are we a nation of states? What's the state of our nation? I'm past patiently waitin' I'm passionately smashin' every expectation Every action's an act of creation I'm laughin' in the face of casualties and sorrow For the first time, I'm thinkin' past tomorrow

[HAMILTON AND COMPANY] And I am not throwing away my shot I am not throwing away my shot Hey, yo, I'm just like my country I'm young, scrappy and hungry And I'm not throwing away my shot

[HAMILTON/LAURENS/LAFAYETTE/MULLIGAN & ENSEMBLE] We're gonna rise up, time to take a shot Not throwing away my shot We're gonna rise up, time to take a shot Not throwing away my shot We're gonna We're gonna

[HAMILTON & ENSEMBLE] Time to take a shot (Rise up)

[HAMILTON/LAFAYETTE/LAURENS/MULLIGAN & ENSEMBLE] Time to take a shot (Rise up) Time to take a shot (Rise up) Take a shot, ri— ri— ri— Shot Shot A-yo, it's Time to take a shot (Time to take a shot) Time to take a shot (Time to take a shot) And I am— (And I am)

[HAMILTON/LAFAYETTE/MULLIGAN/LAURENS] Not throwin' away my—

[COMPANY] Not throwin' away my shot

[thekrew2010]

I am not throwin' away my shot

I am not throwin' away my shot

Hey yo, I'm just like my country

I'm young, scrappy and hungry

And I'm not throwin' away my shot

I'ma get a scholarship to King's College

I probably shouldn't brag, but dang, I amaze and astonish

The problem is I got a lot of brains but no polish

I gotta holler just to be heard

With every word, I drop knowledge

I'm a diamond in the rough, a shiny piece of coal

Tryna reach my goal my power of speech, unimpeachable

Only nineteen but my mind is older

These New York City streets get colder, I shoulder

Every burden, every disadvantage

I have learned to manage, I don't have a gun to brandish

I walk these streets famished

The plan is to fan this spark into a flame

But damn, it's getting dark, so let me spell out my name

I am the A-L-E-X-A-N-D-E-R we are meant to be

A colony that runs independently

Meanwhile, Britain keeps shittin' on us endlessly

Essentially, they tax us relentlessly

Then King George turns around, runs a spendin' spree

He ain't ever gonna set his descendants free

So there will be a revolution in this century

Enter me (he says in parentheses)

Don't be shocked when your history book mentions me

I will lay down my life if it sets us free

Eventually, you'll see my ascendancy

And I am not throwin' away my shot (my shot)

I am not throwin' away my shot (my shot)

Hey yo, I'm just like my country

I'm young, scrappy and hungry

And I'm not throwin' away my shot

I am not throwin' away my shot

I am not throwin' away my shot

Hey yo, I'm just like my country

I'm young, scrappy and hungry

And I'm not throwin' away my shot

It's time to take a shot

I dream of life without a monarchy

The unrest in France will lead to anarchy?

Anarchy how you say, how you, oh, anarchy?

When I fight, I make the other side panicky

With my, shot

Yo, I'm a tailor's apprentice

And I got y'all knuckleheads in loco parentis (loco parentis)

I'm joining the rebellion 'cause I know it's my chance

To socially advance, instead of sewin' some pants (woo)

I'm gonna take a shot

And but we'll never be truly free

Until those in bondage have the same rights as you and me

You and I

Do or die

Wait 'til I sally in on a stallion

With the first black battalion

Have another shot

Geniuses, lower your voices

You keep out of trouble and you double your choices

I'm with you, but the situation is fraught

You've got to be carefully taught

If you talk, you're gonna get shot

Burr, check what we got

Mister Lafayette, hard rock like Lancelot

I think your pants look hot

Laurens, I like you a lot

Let's hatch a plot blacker than the kettle callin' the pot

What are the odds the gods would put us all in one spot

Poppin' a squat on conventional wisdom, like it or not

A bunch of revolutionary manumission abolitionists?

Give me a position, show me where the ammunition is

Oh, am I talkin' too loud?

Sometimes I get over excited, shoot off at the mouth

I never had a group of friends before

I promise that I'll make y'all proud

Let's get this guy in front of a crowd

I am not throwin' away my shot

I am not throwin' away my shot

Hey yo, I'm just like my country

I'm young, scrappy and hungry

And I'm not throwin' away my shot

I am not throwin' away my shot

I am not throwin' away my shot

Hey yo, I'm just like my country

I'm young, scrappy and hungry

And I'm not throwin' away my shot

Everybody sing

Whoa, whoa, whoa

Ayy, whoa (woo), whoa

Should let 'em hear ya (yeah)

Let's go

Whoa, whoa, whoa

I said shout it to the rooftops

Whoa, whoa, whoa

Said, to the rooftops

Whoa, whoa, whoa

A-come on (yeah)

Come on, let's go

Rise up

When you're living on your knees, you rise up

Tell your brother that he's gotta rise up

Tell your sister that she's gotta rise up

When are these colonies gonna rise up? (Whoa, whoa)

When are these colonies gonna rise up? (Whoa)

When are these colonies gonna rise up? (Whoa)

When are these colonies gonna rise up?

Rise up

I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory

When's it gonna get me?

In my sleep, seven feet ahead of me?

If I see it comin', do I run or do I let it be?

Is it like a beat without a melody?

See, I never thought I'd live past twenty

Where I come from some get half as many

Ask anybody why we livin' fast and we laugh, reach for a flask

We have to make this moment last, that's plenty

Scratch that this is not a moment, it's the movement

Where all the hungriest brothers with something to prove went?

Foes oppose us, we take an honest stand

We roll like Moses, claimin' our promised land

And? If we win our independence?

Is that a guarantee of freedom for our descendants?

Or will the blood we shed begin an endless cycle of vengeance and death with no defendants?

I know the action in the street is excitin'

But Jesus, between all the bleedin' 'n' fightin'

I've been readin' 'n' writin'

We need to handle our financial situation

Are we a nation of states? What's the state of our nation?

I'm past patiently waitin' I'm passionately mashin' every expectation

Every action's an act of creation

I'm laughin' in the face of casualties and sorrow

For the first time, I'm thinkin' past tomorrow

And I am not throwin' away my shot

I am not throwin' away my shot

Hey yo, I'm just like my country

I'm young, scrappy and hungry

And I'm not throwin' away my shot

We're gonna rise up

I am not throwin' away my shot (time to take a shot)

We're gonna rise up

I am not throwin' away my shot (time to take a shot)

We're gonna, rise up, rise up

It's time to take a shot

Rise up, rise up

It's time to take a shot

Rise up, it's time to take a shot

Rise up, take a shot, shot, shot

Ay, yo, it's time to take a shot, time to take a shot

And I am not throwin' away my

Not throwin' away my shot

Alexzooble Hamilton was one of the great Founding Folks of the nation of Mixerica, helping with the treasury under the presidency of Geoffrey Mannequin.

Alexzooble joined Gangle's troupe after deciding she had done enough to help her nation (and to get off of doing a duel against Darren Murr).

Alexzooble may seem like the most proper person in the room, but will not hesitate to stoop to low actions.

Signature Song:

Hurricane

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[halfcupofcoffee-blog]

24 (I think??)

I'm just gonna let you guys know right now that there are things that I find and spend my life doing for months at a time. For four years I spent my life learning everything there is to know about the Beatles. Go ahead and ask me anything, I can probably tell you the answer. I spent a year on Harry Potter. I learned the spells and I knew everyone's last words and I knew every single detail. I spent six months listening to 5 Seconds of Summer and learning everything about them (Not rly proud of that one, though). But now. Right this very second. I have found Hamilton.

I know I'm late to the party. But my sister downloaded from iTunes and listened to it and she really liked it. So I listened to it and I swear that's all I've listened to for three days. I know....some of the words. There are too many songs with too many words for me to know them all at this point. But honestly, all of Lafayette's parts are amazing. Guns and Ships is my favorite I think. I also really like the Cabinet Battles. But yeah, that's my newest obsession and I'm sure in a day or two my older sister and my mom are gonna whine about how we've only been speaking in Hamilton terms. It's all part of the cycle.

Honestly though, I would learn so much if all history was taught like that.

Just look it up and listen to it if you haven't. It's really long, but worth it. Emotional roller coaster. It's good. My mom even liked it, which is shocking. I was a bit hesitant to show it to her.

See, I am a person that if I am showing you a show or a song that I really really love, you have to love it just as much. If you just kinda sit there and go 'Meh...' then I'm mad that I shared this perfect thing with you when you don't appreciate it. Like, I have just given you a precious gift by telling you this is something I like enough to talk about and fangirl over and I need you to know that I felt you worthy of hearing its awesomeness.

An example of a 'Meh' is when I showed my mother the Beatles LOVE album that they made for cirque du soleil. It’s an amazing album and it was the first album I bought with my own money of their music. You should look that up too if you haven't heard it, but listen to it with headphones or you miss out on a lot. Well, I used to go to sleep listening to it and I was listening to it while cleaning up the dishes like a year ago and my mom was there with me, so I was like 'Bro, this is amazing, pay attention to it.' So she listened for like two seconds and then started talking over it. Like if you aren't going to humor me, at least let me hear it.

An example of success was like four years ago, I channel surfed onto this channel called Antenna TV and found The Monkees on. And so I watched that because Davy Jones was cute and British (Even though I eventually became a Torkee) and I told my younger sister about it and she watched it with me and she listened to the music with me and she talked about it with me and we traded really bad fanfiction with each other and it was perfect.

Another example of a 'Meh' is once I showed this girl who was into The Beatles 'Layla' by Eric Clapton because it was about Pattie Boyd, with the preface ‘The guitar in this is amazing’, and she comes back to me to say she liked the instrumental part over the rest of the song. -_-

Like, I totally get that everyone has different taste and has a right to an opinion, but Eric Clapton's music is GUITAR music. The Guitar in 'Layla' IS that song. Eric Clapton was famous (Mainly) for his guitar playing! Not the instrumental part! I wanted to scream a little bit. Like that's my second favorite Eric Clapton song and I shared that part of me with the wrong person. It was unfortunate.

So just a warning. If I show you something with the preface “This is my favorite thing” you better like it. Or at least lie to me. I don't even care if you didn't like it, just give me SOMETHING other than talking over it or liking the wrong parts.

Obviously, I don't mean that.

But it's a very serious thing for me. I'm sharing a part of my soul with you and I know there's a chance that you won't like it, but you're special enough to hear it, and when you don't like it I am just shocked because how could you not like it??

Anyway, I like Hamilton and I don't really know how to function listing to anything else at the moment, which sounds nuts and weird, but it's how I love.

I have the honor of being your obedient servant, A.Jones

(Made a little joke about that big)

[quillsink]

excuse me, are you aaron burr, sir?

that depends who’s asking oh well sure sir i’m alexander hamilton i’m at your service sir i have been looking for you i’m getting nervous sir i heard your name at princeton i was seeking an accelerated course of studies when i got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours i may have punched him it’s a blur sir he handles the financials you punched the bursar yes i wanted to do what you did graduate in two then join the revolution he looked at me like i was stupid i’m not stupid so howd you do it howd you graduate so fast it was my parents dying wish before they passed you’re an orphan of course i’m an orphan god i wish there was a war then we could prove that we’re worth more than anyone bargained for can i buy you a drink that would be nice and while we’re talking let me offer you some free advice talk less what smile more you’re kidding don’t let them know what you’re against or what you’re for you can be serious you wanna get ahead yes fools who run their mouths off wind up dead ay yo yo yo yo yo what time is it showtime like i said showtime showtime i’m john laurens in the place to be two pints of sam adams but i’m working on three those redcoats don’t want it with me cause i will pop chick a pop those cops til i’m free oui oui mon ami je m’appelle lafayette the lancelot of the revolutionary set i came from afar just to say bonsoir tell the king casse toi who’s the best c’est moi brah brah i am hercules mulligan up in it lovin it i heard your mother say come again yeah lock up your daughters and horses of course it’s hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets no more sex pour me another brew son raise a glass to the revolution well if it ain’t the prodigy of princeton college aaron burr give us a verse drop some knowledge well good luck with that you’re takin a stand you spit imma sit let’s see where we land burr the revolutions imminent what do you stall for if you stand for nothing burr what do you fall for ooh who are you who are you who are you ooh who is this kid what’s he gonna do?

[megullumverrr]

1776 New York City

Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, sir? That depends, who's asking? Oh, well sure, sir I'm Alexander Hamilton, I'm at your service, sir I have been looking for you I'm getting nervous

Sir, I heard your name at Princeton, I was seeking an accelerated course of study When I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours I may have punched him It's a blur, sir He handles the financials? You punched the bursar?

Yes! I wanted to do what you did, graduate in two, then join the revolution He looked at me like I was stupid, I'm not stupid So how'd you do it? How'd you graduate so fast? It was my parents' dying wish before they passed

You're an orphan? Of course! I'm an orphan, God, I wish there was a war Then we could prove that we're worth more than anyone bargained for Can I buy you a drink? That would be nice While we're talking, let me offer you some free advice

Talk less What? Smile more Ha Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for You can't be serious You wanna get ahead? Yes Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead

Ah-yuh-yo, yo-yo-yo, yo! What time is it? Showtime! Like I said Showtime! Showtime! Yo! I'm John Laurens in the place to be Two pints o' Sam Adams, but I'm workin' on three Those redcoats don't want it with me 'Cause I will pop chick-a pop these cops 'til I'm free!

Oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette The Lancelot of the revolutionary set I came from afar just to say, "Bonsoir" Tell the King, "Casse toi!" Who's the best? C'est moi!

Brrah, brrah! I am Hercules Mulligan Up in it, lovin' it, yes I heard your mother said, "Come again?" (Ayy) Lock up ya daughters and horses Of course it's hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets (wow)

No more sex, pour me another brew, son Let's raise a couple more to the revolution Well, if it ain't the prodigy of Princeton college Aaron Burr, give us a verse, drop some knowledge

Good luck with that, you're takin' a stand You spit, I'ma sit, we'll see where we land (boo) Burr, the revolution's imminent, what do you stall for? If you stand for nothing, Burr, what'll you fall for?

Ooh, who you? Who you? Who are you? Ooh, who is this kid? What's he gonna do?

milf

...Oh my. I'm flattered, but I have a husband.

[xxkay1asw0rldxx]

*Hamilton On CrAcK* { + *memes*}

*Moozic* {Arron Burr comes on stage} HOW DOES A BASTARD, ORPHAN, SON OF A WHORE. Hamilton backstage waiting for his time to shine.

{John Laurens} The ten-dollar founding father without a father. {JINX POV: NAW I KNOW LAURENS DID NOT JUST CALL HAMILTON FATHERLESS!}

{*Skip Jefferson, & madison*}

{Arron Burr}: What's your name, man?

{Hamilton}: Alexander Hamilton. My name is Alexander Hamilton, and there a million things a haven't done just you wait! just you... wait.

{*Skip Eliza & Full Company cept' Hamilton*}

{George Washington}: Moved in with a cousin that cousin committed suicide.. left him with nothin' but ruined pride. But something new inside a voice saying "you gotta fend for yourself" He started reteartin' and readin' every treatise on the shelf.

{Company}: Alex you gotta fend for yourself.

{*Skip Burr, Company,& men*}

{Mulligan/Madison, Lafayette/Jefferson}: We fought with him.

{Laurens/Phillip}: Me? i died for him.

{ JINX POV: damn... could nvr personally i wouldn't take that...}

{Washington}: Me? i trusted him.

{ The Schuyler Sisters / Maria}: Me? i loved him.

{BURR}: And me... I'm the damn fool that shot em'. -smirk-

{Hamilton}: Pardon me are you Arron burr, sir?

{Burr} That depends who's asking?

{Hamilton}: Oh, well, sure, sir I'm Alexander Hamilton i'm at your service, sir i have been looking for you.

{ Burr POV: oh yea the kid that imma pop in a few weeks}

{Burr}: i'm getting nervous..

{ JINX POV: but you weren't nervous when you shot poor hamilton that's crazy...}

{ *my brain at the moment*: WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY}

{Hamilton}: when i got sort out of sorts with a buddy of yours.. l MAY have punched him.. it's a blurr, sir. He handles the finacials?

{Burr}: you punched a bursar?

{Hamilton}: YES!!

{BURR POV:} what the flying fuck kid.

{Burr}: can i buy you a drink?

{Hamilton}: yes! that would be nice.

{Burr}: while were talking let me offer you some free advice. :

{*Time Skip*}

{ Laurens}: I'm John Laurens in the place to be! A'two pints o' Sam Adams but i'm working on three, ah! those redcoats don't want it with me! 'Cuz i'll pop chick-a pop these cops till i'm free!

-TIME FOR THE BEST PERSON*

{Lafayette}: Oui, Oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette! The Lancelot of the revolutionary set! I came from afar just to say *Bonsoir*~ tell the king *Casse Toi*!! who's the best? C'est moi!~

{Mulligan}: Braah! Braah! I am Herculese Mulligan, Up in it lovin' it! Yes i heard your mother say *Come again*~

{ Laf & Laurens}: AYYY!

{ * Yet another time skip*}

{Laurens}: who are you?

{Mulligan}: who are you*~ [ Btw forgot to mention Mulligan's Bisexual >:D]

{Lafayette}: who are yeww?~

{Laf, Laurens, & Mulligan}: Ooh, who is this kid? What's he gon' do?

~*Welp bye guys imma take a break ill be back in the nex 30 mins or so to start the nex one!*~ - jinx <33

[ask-the-radical-timestress]

Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr? Sir?

[Inhales] 

That depends. Who's asking?

Oh, well, sure, sir I'm Alexander Hamilton, I'm at your service, sir I have been looking for you,

I'm getting nervous 

Sir... I heard your name at Princeton. I was seeking an accelerated course of study When I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours. I may have punched him. It's a blur, sir. He handles the financials?

You punched the bursar?

Yes!

I wanted to do what you did. Graduate in two, then join the revolution. He looked at me like I was stupid, I'm not stupid. So how'd you do it? How'd you graduate so fast?

It was my parents' dying wish before they passed

You're an orphan. Of course! I'm an orphan God, I wish there was a war Then we could prove that we're worth more than anyone bargained for

Can I buy you a drink?

That would be nice

While we're talking Let me offer you some free advice. Talk less

What?

Smile more

Ha

Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for

You can't be serious

You wanna get ahead?

Yes

Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead

Ay, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo! What time is it?Showtime!

Like I said...

Showtime! Showtime! Yo! I'm John Laurens in the place to be! Two pints o' Sam Adams, but I'm workin' on three! Those redcoats don't want it with me 'Cause I will pop chick-a pop these cops till I'm free!

Oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette! The Lancelot of the revolutionary set! I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir!" Tell the King "Casse toi!" Who's the best? C'est moi!

Brrrah, brraaah! I am Hercules Mulligan Up in it, lovin' it, yes I heard ya mother said "Come again?" (Ayy) Lock up ya daughters and horses, of course It's hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets 

(Wow)No more sex, pour me another brew, son! Let's raise a couple more... To the revolution!

Well, if it ain't the prodigy of Princeton college!

Aaron Burr!

Give us a verse, drop some knowledge!

Good luck with that: you're takin' a stand You spit. I'm 'a sit. We'll see where we land 

(Boooo)Burr, the revolution's imminent. What do you stall for?

If you stand for nothing, Burr, what'll you fall for?

Ooh

Who are you? 

Who are you?

Who are you?

Ooh, who is this kid? What's he gonna do?