#I am so perplexed
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theres this one bus model on the local public transit system that is SO different from the other busses (a lot of the colours are different, the layout is alien, it has the old display on the outside but the new one on the inside), and every single time we get on a bus and it happens to be the weird bus, we take it as an omen of a weird day
guess were doing cryptid bus now. normal bus has been taken and Replaced.
#💥#i cannot put into words how Weird the layout of this bus is#how Weird the everything of this bus is#its so odd#why are the seats red (they should be blue). the poles yellow (they should be just metal-coloured9#i am so perplexed
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am i having an auditory hallucination because i keep hearing mariachi music while i’m waiting for the shower to heat up and i feel like i’m going insane
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There are people on Earth—and specifically, on Tumblr—living lives so intricate, complex, chaotic, and fascinating that, if written, their biography would probably become a best-seller.
But, like. So many of the folks I’ve seen that are like this seem so unaware?? Just. Casually saying things about themselves as if it’s not incredibly rare or interesting information.
How Do I Explain To You That You Are Cool.
#like#jesus christ#especially systems#I’ve been on the blog of a system that has a whole-ass PLANET inside their head?????#with thousands of people???#and I know another one who said that they have millions of fragments?#how in the fuck#what#do these folks not realize how special and amazing they are?!#like WHAT#I am so perplexed#I feel like I’m witnessing the existence of someone spectacular and then said someone goes ‘yeah my/our life is pretty boring’#or something similar#WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT#YOU’RE FUCKING FASCINATING#W H A T#anyways thank you for coming to my TED Talk#tw swearing
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when i said i was hosting this tourney to prove that critical acclaim is not always parallel to fandom preference. this is not what i intended,
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get these boys summer uniforms and cold beverages Stat
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#itadori yuuji#fushiguro megumi#itafushi#megumi#yuuji#fanart#jjk fanart#missed opportunity keeping them in the same uniforms year round :// we could have had suns out guns out yuuji smh#also i am continually perplexed by yuuji's uniform in particular#is he wearing a hoodie underneath ??? is the red Attached to the rest of it????#like. during sukuna's shibuya rampage when it shows the back ripped (vibes btw)#there is No trace of red tht would indicate there being another layer#so i am ??????#i actually dont know if Any of them wear their own shirts under their uniforms. sometimes it looks like megumi is ???#other times ???????#pls i need answers this dilemma takes up so much mental real estate#whatever . /I/ want them to have another layer. fr ~flavour~#anyway . summer my beloathed <3 my enemy <333#at least i can draw itfs cooling off to cope#i do NOt want hot weather . neither does megumi. look at him hes dying
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Honestly I love being a bit of a boring butch. No tattoos no piercings never even coloured my hair. I love solid (menswear) clothes in solid, often somber colours. Business casual is my comfort wear. Bad at small talk and if you bring up a pop culture reference from the last 50 years I'll most likely not have a clue what you're talking about. The most daring you'll see me is in a striped shirt, and sometimes I will wear a Venus symbol necklace. You'll never find me at the club, but I bloom socially at academic conferences and the like (I'm not even in academia). I'm never able to pick up gossip and shy drama like a fire. I'll go to the gym, but listen to classic literature while working out. I'm standoffish but not hot so that it's mysterious. I am just a bit of a boring butch. I guess I have some niche appeal, and luckily I've found people who appreciate me as I am!
#most social stuff just perplexes me if i am even able to pick up on it#i am perplexed by so much i see here on Tumblr#musings#butch positivity#butch
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trying to find an art style that works for me, so i made doodles of the gang!
closeups below:
#drawing Siffrin and Mirabelle's hair was so fun actually#still learning how to draw Isabeau's hair though....i am....perplexed.....#in stars and time#isat siffrin#isat mirabelle#isat isabeau#isat odile#isat bonnie#also sorry for the irregular activity! i've been working a lot lately but i've also been making a comic for a while!#i'm trying to work on the comic when i have the time#i'll post a work in progress screenshot methinks#sir dahlia's art
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My drawing of the kids of Stugo :) I’ve only seen the first episode but it was very fun. My favourite character so far is Merian <3 she is so funny, I love her massive blazer and highly strung nature.
#stugo#my art#yes I did only watch this show because zach reino is there#it’s really silly though I enjoyed it and I am excited for the rest of the episodes to be available to me#I love the bit in dog eat dog where they all say what kind of dog they’d be#‘I’d Be A Dog With A Sword Like From Anime!’ ‘medium nice dog :)’#and all the character designs are so fun - the animal mutants that are just animals with human legs? so silly#the way the kids talk to each other is good too like I was giggling at all the jokes#and also zach reino is there <3#also did chip say his name is druniper?? extremely funny name#that whole bit where he’s like ‘druniper hedgmaze is no more! I am now chip man…hands’ and everyone is like ‘?? ok’#and pliny says ‘does anyone else have anything they wanna abandon? and then larry takes his shirt off and she just says ‘alright.’#they are so supportive of each other but also so perplexed by each other all the time#the premise of having 6 weird little gifted kids trapped (willingly) on a magical island together is just really good
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WHAT. WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT. WHAT.
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what so like. "all HIS friends are lying but all my friends are telling the truth" then why is YOUR side the one that keeps changing the story
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today's work has been interrupted by a neighbour that started a fire in their unit so bad it summoned six firetrucks one ambulance a cop car AND the fire marshal.
no one got hurt but the burnt unit is apparently now flooded and the stairwell is caked in sootwater for five floors.
very very thankful my unit escaped any damage despite being in close proximity to the burning one.
extra glad i'm one of those people that takes fire alarms seriously and evacuated my cat with me.
#i am so perplexed as to what these neighbours dID because this was more than just a Burnt Dinner or something#something horrible happened in that unit
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So. I slipped and fell. And now I have a nearly 2k word long Vortex fic to release into the wild. And yes, I do mean Vortex, not TexAid- this predates Vortex's death. (Don't worry, I'm getting there, I have plans). (There as in Vortex's death. I hope it turns out as juicy as I want it to and is as juicy to others as it is to me.
Mandatory Vortex trigger warning. I would say standard TexAid warning but First Aid isn't in this one.
Blood, gore, death, violence, language, Shockwave. I am scared enough of Shockwave to consider him his own trigger warning lol.
Hope you guys like it!
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Vortex’s vision was filling up with red. Figuratively. They were going to pay. Vortex had figured it all out, and they were going to pay. Vortex checked the time, grinding his teeth with a furious snarl. It’s not enough. Not enough for the bastards that did this. Not enough to make them bleed until their pristine white lab coats are the brightest shade of red. Not enough to make them drown in their own precious fluids, with as many holes and cuts on their bodies as Vortex’s little brother had bandages on his body. A stab of the knife for every stab of the needle, a twist of the knife for every bruise, a slice for every inch of cloth wrapped around him. They brought Swindle to the edge of death then made him dance. Vortex was going to make them beg for such a merciful treatment, and then he would make sure they never came back.
His fingers ran over each of his weapons in each of their hidden pockets and sheaths, memorizing them physically, where each one was and how many he had of each. Technically, he wasn’t supposed to have any of them. Vortex had gotten quite skilled at hiding them though, and his stockpiles had grown substantially over the years. They were going to be quite useful tonight. Tonight there was a meeting of the higher ups, to discuss the recent influx of monsters on the Western plains. Vortex hadn’t received an invitation, but he was writing his own. He’d have to write it after he was already inside, which wasn’t how invitations worked, but he needed blood to write this invitation, and he wasn’t going to use his, and he sure as hell wasn’t going to use Swindler’s. It was fine. He’d just write the invitation so it would be inviting them to hell, instead of inviting himself to the party. They had gotten lax. They’d trained their attack dog, set him loose on monsters, promoted him, given him treats and trinkets, forgetting more and more every day to worry about how his teeth would feel piercing their flesh. Vortex could act like a good boy, walk right in on their party, and unleash hell. And boy was it going to be a hell of a party.
Vortex’s vision filled with red. Literally. It was such a beautiful color. Made a real splash on the decor. Literally. The screaming had already started, though Vortex had only just begun. His first target, the one most responsible for what had been done to Swindle and the others, lay on the table choking on his own velvet-colored fluids as they eagerly ate up the horde of white sheets and notes of paper lining the table edges. Vortex’s remaining party poppers, the other inhabitants of the room had scattered, clambering over one another to get to the door. Which wasn’t working, silly thing. Them and their fancy automatic doors made of fancy metal to keep them safe. Never did work correctly when there were psychopathic murders on the loose and killing everyone in the room. How inconvenient. For them. Vortex grinned like a mad man, hopping up on the table with the glee of a 5 year old on their birthday. Like a normal 5 year old that is- Vortex couldn’t remember any birthday parties at that or any other age. He sniggered, then lost himself in a howl of truly demonic laughter. It wasn’t his birthday, but it was never too late to make up for lost time.
“WELCOME TO MY PARTY YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT!” Vortex crowed from his new table for standing on and giving ominous speeches of vengeance (now in deep cherry red, no tablecloth required to provide a pop of color).
One person was still sitting at the table, probably in shock. Vortex ignored them. He could kill them after their panic set in enough to make them scream in terror. Failing that he could just make them scream in agony.
Many in the room turned from their fleeing positions to regard him with horror. Others ignored him, banging and slamming on the door, calling for help. Ha. Idiots.
“I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY WHAT I’VE PREPARED, THOUGH NONE OF YOU CAN STAY FOR VERY LONG-”
Vortex gave the line a moment to sink in their panic-filled heads before continuing.
“AS YOU’LL ALL BE RECEIVING A PERSONAL ONE-WAY INVITATION TO A VERY SPECIAL PLACE!”
“YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF IT! IT’S MUCH BETTER THAN HERE REALLY, YOU’RE GOING TO LOVE IT!”
“Bloody hell!” someone exclaimed. Vortex shot them in the head. The air exploded with a new chorus of shrieks and screams as vibrant as the colors that had exploded from the skull he shot. The monster-slaying caliber weapon might have been a bit overkill and then some on a human head. Some of the shrapnel embedded itself in other people’s bodies and skulls. It was perfect. The screams were delicious.
“EXACTLY! HELL! CONGRATS YOU FIGURED IT OUT! YOU ALL GET A ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL, FREE OF CHARGE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO EVERYONE, IT’S THE LAST THING YOU’LL CELEBRATE!”
That last line hadn’t come out quite how Vortex wanted, but the lab coats and neck ties were still quaking in terror, so it was doing its job regardless.
Vortex lifted the now-dead corpse on the table by the collar of its tie. This is what they would all get for hurting his family. For hurting Swindle. He wanted to yell that part more ferociously than he had anything else, but he couldn’t. He had been conditioned into not showing any weakness and not giving the enemy anything to work with. He wasn’t going to give them that. They could die not knowing exactly what they had died for, but Vortex would know. That’s what mattered.
Vortex stabbed the corpse a few dozen times for good measure. He’d been distracted enough not to notice when exactly the man had expired, but he wasn’t breathing, and never would, which Vortex took as a good thing. Disappointing that he had gone so quickly, the bastard deserved worse than that, but at least he was gone. He’d never hurt Swindle or anyone else ever again. Now for the others. Cowering and cringing before him like, well, he didn’t have anything pathetic enough to compare them to. These were the people responsible for so many deaths and so much suffering and they couldn’t handle a little blood? A single combatant? There were more than enough of them to have at least tried fighting him, but no one seemed inclined.
Or not. Vortex whipped around at the sound of a scraping chair, ready to defend himself and fell his attacking victim. To put them down like they fucking deserved. The person with the chair wasn’t attacking though. They merely had a hand on the back of it, and their face was turned away from Vortex. The hell was that about? It was the person who had stayed sitting earlier, the one in shock. What were they doing? Were they still in shock? They didn’t look like they were in shock, though Vortex couldn’t tell without being able to see their face.
Alarm bells rang in Vortex’s mind, and he instantly shifted from gleeful murder spree mode to careful predator mode. He couldn’t be sure what this person thought they had up their sleeve or what they were doing, but it wasn’t going to get in the way of his vengeance. Or his fun.
Languidly, they brought a hand up to their face, then cast it aside like a used cigarette. The mask they discarded crashed noisily against the wall and down to the floor, electronic pieces sparking and fizzing as they continued to display the holographic image of a normal person’s face. Vortex felt his heart begin to race. There was only one person on base ever rumored or seen to wear a mask. He hadn’t realized there was a holographic aspect to the mask. He’d never heard of that, but he did know of one person who supposedly wore a mask.
The figure turned, and Vortex felt a wave of terror roll over him. One eye. No face. One eye, glowing with quiet confidence and casual malice. How many people had seen Shockwave’s face and lived to tell the tale? It’s him. Vortex’s knees buckled, almost sending him spilling off the table like a fumbled glass of milk. A number of the other occupants in the room passed out.
Shit. Shit shit shit shit shit shit FUCK. It was him. He was real. He was real and staring Vortex right in the face. Unblinking with his singular nonhuman eye. It- he, Shockwave- tilted his head. A question. A challenge. That much Vortex could read in the monster’s cold humanoid figure. Vortex no longer felt like a careful predator or a gleeful 5 year old.
He felt very small, and very tiny. As insignificant and meaningless as a dented piece of equipment that had finally stopped serving its purpose. A crippled rat strung up and helpless to the slaughter. Vortex snarled, though his heart wasn’t in it. He lifted his monster-slaying gun by instinct with the battle-hardened limbs and muscles trained to work long after Vortex’s mind had taken a leave of absence. He fired. And fired again, then again, and again, releasing a halestorm of fire. Surely that would work. Surely it had to. Surely. He’d never make fun of anyone for using an overpowered gun instead of a good knife ever again. Sometimes guns were overpowered for a reason.
Sometimes being overpowered wasn’t enough. The gun overheated, safety fail clicking on, rendering it useless. The gun slipped from Vortex’s fingers, then clattered hollowly to the table. Vortex wanted to run. Wanted to hide. Find the darkest, quietest, most remote corner of existence and curl up inside it and whimper like a kicked pup. Fear. Vortex had not felt that emotion, truly felt it, been consumed by it in a very long time. He had banished it, cut it out with his bare hands and removed it forever. No longer. Vortex was afraid. More so than he had ever been in his entire life. More than every terrifying moment and memory of his life combined. He had enough to fill a stadium with, but they wilted in comparison to this. This thing. The monster. Shockwave.
Shockwave stood, unmoved, unconcerned. He, it had not a scrap of clothing left, but Shockwave had no need for human decency. Shockwave was not human. His metallic “skin” fuzzed a moment, then was replaced with the holographic image of clothing. It was a bit blurry, but it didn’t matter. The wall, the ceiling and floor, that entire section of the room had been destroyed. Shockwave stood in the midst, completely unharmed. Completely unphased.
Vortex still wanted to run. Wanted to whimper and hide. But he was dead now anyway, so he gave his best snarl, which came out as a half-choked hiss, and lunged, aiming for that singular sinister eye with his good knife hand.
Shockwave caught him by the throat, and Vortex felt the hologram fizz uncomfortably against the skin beneath the vice grip of Shockwave’s cold metal fingers. Vortex’s body moved reflexively, mind working desperately, but his attempts were as fruitless as before. He could kick, punch, jab and twist as finely as the best trained wolf, which he was, but in Shockwave’s grasp he was but a mewling pup.
Shockwave slammed Vortex into the wall, and Vortex heard himself cry out. It was a far away sound, and his vision swam, the concussion from the blow already threatening to shut his brain down. Shockwave slammed him into the wall again, and Vortex groaned, unbeknownst to himself. His body rag-dolled limply in Shockwave’s grasp. Vortex was out like the light of a birthday candle on a lone velvet cupcake.
#Vortex#Mech Au#keferon#jenga writing#pre-death#really thought the next TexAid/Vortex thing I was gonna write was gonna be from Ambulon's pov lol#then this came down with the vengeance of Odysseus in the song Odysseus from Epic#“oh yeah mhm writing from Ambulon's pov is SO much easier” oops or not lol#Swindle mentions#Shockwave#*shudders at Shockwave's name*#and now to enjoy my homemade gluten free chicken nuggets like I'm a normal person that didn't write and post this at an unholy time of day#they are slightly burnt#I will drown them in ketchup and mayo lol#Goodnight#Thank you all involved with and partaking in this fandom/Au#I am very grateful. Also perplexed and awed and more than a little disturbed at times. But mostly awed.#And very grateful lol
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Daily Goo Day 60: Snowdrift
#its been less snowy where i am lately but i kinda miss it so#goo may be a little perplexed at the sudden snow but give him a minute and he'll be running around having fun!#goo ii#ii goo#osc#object shows#object show community#inanimate insanity#inanimate insanity invitational#ii#iii#daily goo ii
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There's a lie that I told to you.
Circle, Mitski // Anne Rice's Interview with the Vampire, AMC (2022, -)
#scenes from my playlist: iwtv#iwtv amc#interview with the vampire#iwtv#iwtv louis#louis de pointe du lac#lestat de lioncourt#claudia de pointe du lac#claudia de lioncourt#iwtv armand#well. i have had so many of these stored in my mind for the past year#the quality is shit but i knew if i put it off i'd never post it#i love this vampire show sooooooo much#mitski#also is this anything? it made sense in my head when i feverishly conjured it up at work yesterday. but seeing it now i am perplexed......
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I just posted my incredibly self-indulgent retired ballerina Soriku AU oneshot over on Ao3, so I drew this to celebrate! :)
Title: Pas De Deux
Rating: G
Words: 2,178
Chapters: 1/1
#Soriku#soriku fanart#soriku fanfiction#soriku fic#kingdom hearts fanfic#I have NO IDEA if anyone will enjoy reading this at all but. it was bouncing around in MY BRAIN so I had to get it out#also I used to go to the ballet yearly + did about 45 mins of research for this fic. which is to say. please excuse me if i got things wron#pose is from the video linked in the end notes of the fic#Also I FORGOT SORA'S CROWN NOOOOO#I'd love to draw them more but 1. oh god the pain. especially since lineart alone takes me like. many many hours#and 2. every time i try to draw them i am perplexed by their hair!!! omg. it's a trial every time.
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beneath the mask
#delislittledrawings#ensemble stars#enstars#wataru hibiki#hibiki wataru#omg persona reference in my enstars drawing ? truly THE deli combo ever#also i am very perplexed on how it looks is it fine ? ugly ? idk but it’s a drawing so it’s nothing that serious#i just like wataru and venetian masks lmao#and also wanted to paint digitally because i’m finally on school break !! yippee !!
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